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Crab Tales Issue 024
Crab Tales Issue 024
Crab Tales Issue 024
ISSUE 024
8th - 21st November 2013
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L- R: Harriet, Belle, Karen, Claire, Debbie, Becky & Helen These Seven Very Jolly young ladies, and then running around the track along with several hundred others to raise pictured above before setting off from money for Cancer Research. Woodlands on Friday October 18th to run in the Race For Life at the The Evening at Woodlands was folllowed Norwich Showground. up by a very jolly Quiz at 8.30pm and then a Race Night at 9.30pm, along This involved getting to the Showground with a raffle and disco. by 6.00pm, for a quick warm up before doing a 3.5 mile run, dressed all in pink Continued On Page Six
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Thank you Alan Eatough for your letter. (below) There is so much to consider as a way forward in how we see our elected MP and how they operate in Westminster. I agree with Alan on the subject of borrowing revenue generated from our taxes which should be enough to run this country. Likewise the economics of having so many paid MP and members of the House of Lords is questionable, how many there should be is a very large question to answer. As for letting the education of our children and students be run purely by the existing systems, I really do not know what the overall answer should be. Despite this letter below having first appeared in the Nth Norfolk News, there is much to consider in its content generally. Issue 024. Yes, some 48 weeks later we produce the issue with my lucky member, which just happens to be my date of birth 24/08/1952. Has it ever proved to by my lucky number? Well, I did once win a dozen bottles of beer in a raffle by selecting this number. Do you have a lucky number, and have you ever won anything by selecting that number? If I do win anything by printing this Issue number I will let you know, of course.
It is always good to see a new business opening up in Cromer, particularly the new gift shop in what used to be the video and camera shop in the High Street. I do wish them all the very best. Due to having serious problems with our BT email address, can I ask people to please send any & all information via our home email address below which is:
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Dear Philip,
My old mum used to advise me to try and avoid buying things on credit. She said it was an expensive way of doing things and she much preferred paying cash on the nail whenever she could. I have tried to follow this piece of advice throughout my life and if I really wanted something, then it was worth waiting for and I saved up the money before getting it. I have seen this idea of good housekeeping suggested to the various governments of the day and it has been met with some derision. Something along the lines of that might work for a household but funding government is far more complex and people wouldnt understand even if we explained it to them. Successive governments, for as long as I can remember, have operated on this buy now and pay later basis (to win votes?) and each one has left office leaving us with a bigger national debt. Despite all the cuts, I think this government is on course to do the same thing. The savings made so far have only slightly reduced the amount we borrow and have not touched the outstanding debt which continues to increase. I do wonder who we are borrowing all this money from. If the interest rates on these loans go up by any significant amount, then we are all going to be in real trouble. (Ask the Greeks) It seems that as a country, we have been living beyond our means for decades.
Our economic strategy, like those in other western nations, is based on growth, with the rate of growth being used as a measure of success. Growth however needs an everincreasing population and there are limits to the numbers of people that Britain and indeed the planet can reasonably sustain, so at some point, economies have to stop growing and find a radically different way of doing things. Meanwhile emerging economies such as those in China & India are now growing at a very fast rate and to fuel that growth, they have joined the global search for things like oil, gas, timber, minerals & fresh water, driving up the prices of these resources which we can expect to pay a lot more for in the future. I think that within a generation, great changes are going to happen. Traditional western economies will decline and lose influence and those in the Far East will gain in economic power. We have a lot to be proud of in our history but we must adapt to the world as it is today. We are no longer a world power and have no right to unilaterally interfere in the affairs of other countries, because this encourages terrorism rather than preventing it. Our armed services should be designed for purely defensive purposes and any international policing actions should be done through the United Nations or the E.U.
The town has so much potential but it desperately needs a vision and plan of action together with the energy and determination to make it happen. Labour will support the town's representatives if they can deliver on that ambition. In the meantime the Labour Party will continue to stand up for families and all the young and older people hit by austerity. North Walsham needs jobs, affordable housing, transport and childcare, and investment in public services and local infrastructure. Labour will be on the side of ordinary people as they struggle with the cost of living this winter. Stephen Burke Labour candidate, N. Walsham East county council by-election Happisburgh
Eric Seward: Liberal Democrat - 1044 votes Lynette Comber : UKIP - 565 votes Stephen Burke : Labour - 442 votes Rhodri Oliver : Conservative - 359 votes Paul Oakes : Green Party - 80 votes Graham Jones : Independent - 61 votes
Dear Mr Keddell,
Please permit me to defend myself against the accusation, in your previous edition, of cyber bullying; I feel this rather extreme and playing the PC card to its outer limits. Let me put the record straight AND my statements which caused the upset, back into context, which they appear to have come adrift from. My letter reads I find it hard to a) come to terms with the signatory how can this phrase be considered as ridicule? This is by no means making light of serious situations but I find so many things hard to come to terms with - the civil war and genocide in Syria; the treatment of street dogs in Romania; the price of gas and electricity; etc, etc, etc ... I mean...? The thing that did tickle me, however, was - and I quote: some business sponsoring a hole. The following immediately came to mind and I had a little larff to myself. Forgive: Dont dig it there, dig it elsewhere. Youre digging it round and it ought to be square. The shape of its wrong, its much too long And you cant put a hole where a hole dont belong. A...hem...(my regaining composure, yet again) Correspondent Chris Posthumus then attempted to qualify his claim of my being a coward by expressing his doubts that I would (dare) ridicule (his) name in person but only from the comfort of (my own) home. Oh, come now, Chris, how wrong can you be? Anyone who knows me will testify that what you see is what you get - Id already explained in my original letter that I have an obtuse sense of humour and that is what I (and my associates, poor sods) are stuck with, it gets me through the day yet no one is intentionally intended to be a butt of it, trust me. Sooo, let me say it to your face - over a pint? You would then see for yourself that any seemingly outlandish statements I make are invariably accompanied with a wry smile, a nod and a wink, and even a friendly push to the shoulder. Try me ... Visual body language is a necessity (smiley face). Yours Micky P of Trimingham-on-Sea.
Dear Editor,
Mundesley W.I. had a very successful Gardeners Question Time.
Dear Editor,
Can I thank everyone who supported Labour in the North Walsham East county council by-election on 24th October? Congratulations to Eric Seward on winning. He now faces a huge challenge, as a county councillor, district councillor and town councillor, to breathe new life into North Walsham. More of the same won't do.
We had many people attend and had a lively evening with lots of interesting questions and informative answers from our panel of local experts. Pictured Above by Paul Damen. In the interval our visitors enjoyed Coffee, Tea and Cakes which our Members had contributed. With the Raffle and Entrance Fee we raised over 400, for our charities. Many thanks to all who made the evening an enjoyable success. June Denehy Acting Secretary.
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Mundesley Library.
50 Years later Mundesleys Public Library is very much alive & well, thanks to a great team of workers and volunteers who help them all out. On Tuesday October 22nd, I along with a healthy number of other residents, turned out to witness the cutting and tasting of a delicious cake to celebrate 50 years of the Mundesley Library.
At 3pm. the cake was cut by the one and only Councllor Wyndham Northham (pictured) who gave a short address to the gathering of the good folk in attendence. By all accounts the Mundesley Library has been situated in four other places in the village over the years. An account of the librarys history has been re-written by Paul Damen, who I am most grateful to for supplying these photographs that he took on the day. The whole library service in Norfolk is up for revew in December this year, including naturally this particularly brilliant local library that does so well in Mundesley. I have to say that the team that run it provide a brilliant service and are well worth keeping to run this great service for us all. Watch this space. PK One young lady, Maxine Reid (Above) has raised over 550 for Cancer Research by losing a stone and a half and by giving up smoking as well. I have to hand it to the team at Woodlands for their dedication to Cancer Research and by getting so many turning out to support an event such as this. See their advertisement on the back page to find out what events are taking place. PK
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He wrote and presented several series, his last being The Paradise Garden, he again created 2 different gardens, one with shop bought garden fences & furniture and the other using only Geoffs own handwork. He was the longest serving presenter of Gardeners World. This talk and slideshow, given by his son Nick (pictured Right) was held in the Lighthose Community Church on the Cromer Road in Sheingham to a very full house. Our thanks to the Rector and to Nick for a great evening. Barnsdale Gardens is open to the public and attracts 40,000 visitors every year. Cindy Johnson
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Baby Sensory
Ever hear of this before?
Unless you have a child aged between 0 and 13 months the answer is probably No, you have never heard of this before. Nor I. So what is it all about, you may ask. Lisa Stickells is the second daughter of the local butcher Icarus Hines, who happens to run successful butchers shops in both Sheringham & Cromer. Having moved up to Norfolk recently with her husband and 10 month old son Stanley, from Bromley in London, Lisa was looking for her local Baby Sensory classes with little to no success so she decided that she would set them up herself. Lisa said: Stanley absolutely loved the Baby Sensory classes (as did I). The magical atmosphere, singing, signing and varied play totally mesmerised him and I could quickly see how much it was helping with his development. My husband was then sadly made redundant, so we took the opportunity to move back to Norfolk where I grew up. When I decided that I needed to do something about this! I completed my training last month and will be running free taster sessions in December and starting the first Baby Sensory programme in January 2014. Baby Sensory and its benefits: The programme, designed specifically for babies from birth to 13 months and offers a complete approach to learning and development with rich and varied sensory activities enabling babies to develop in every possible way!
What happens in a class? Classes always start with our Say Hello sign song during which parents can use simple sign language to communicate with their baby. Parents enjoy learning new signs and babies just love expressive movement! This is followed by sensory activities which parents can enjoy with their baby and also gives parents a wealth of ideas to try at home! The class also has an exploratory play area (which changes each week) where babies and parents can take a break and explore a range of equipment specifically selected to stimulate their senses and aid development. Each week is different. With forty themed lesson plans, babies can discover a magical underwater world, explore a tropical jungle, journey in to Space and have fun at our Baby Athletics! All the activities are excellent for developing physical, social, emotional and language skills while encourage co-ordination, awareness, a love of music and the concentration so needed for further development. What do babies get out of it? Other than sheer delight and excitement, the classes have been designed to help babies develop in the following areas:
ALBY Service Station, Alby Horse Shoes Inn ALDBOROUGH Spar Shop AYLMERTON Service Station AYLSHAM Aylsham Garden Centre, Budgens, Somerfield, Tourist Info Centre BACTON Bacton Fish & Chip Shop. BANNINGHAM The Crown Pub / Post Office BEESTON REGIS Metal Mend, Mini Market BODHAM Post Office COLBY, SUFFIELD & TUTTINGTON Churches CROMER Budgens, Council Offices, Country Club, Library, Rainbow, Crossways,Tourist Info Centre, Food Fare, Icarus Hines, K Hardware, Mill Rd Post Office, Morrisons, Mary Janes Fishn Chips, Morrisons, N & P, Spar shop, Cliff Rd, White Horse + 1,000 delivered in Town Centre. EAST RUNTON East Runton Cafe, East Runton Stores. INGWORTH Church GIMINGHAM Heather Lee GRESHAM @ John Stibbons, Langdale ITTERINGHAM Village Shop/ Withers Gallery KNAPTON Elephant Playbarn, Church Porch & MADRA LITTLE BARNINGHAM Village Hall MUNDESLEY Crayford & Abbs, Country Pickings, Mace, Manor House, Rushes Newsagents,Tourist Info Centre The Spar Shop & The Library. NORTH WALSHAM Sainsburys, Waitrose NORTHREPPS Foundry Arms OVERSTRAND Post Office,Central Stores, Overstrand Garden Centre ROUGHTON Jet / Post Office & Groveland SHERINGHAM Budgens, CAS Travel, Crown Inn, Library, Whistlestops, Poppy Line Railway Station, Tyneside Club.
Language many parents experience intense frustration in understanding their babys signals. Sign Language is one way of taking the guesswork out of parenting. Physical movement although babies should always sleep on their backs, tummy time is an essential aspect of development from birth and babies need to be on their tummies in order to go through the fundamental movement patterns that stimulate both sides of the brain. Socialising - happy social play sets the tone for the acquisition of future skills such as cooperation, turn taking and sharing. Emotions massage is one sensory delight that really strengthens the bond because it provides an opportunity for parents to express their love Time and dates of Lisas classes: Free Taster Sessions: CROMER Tuesday 10th December ~ 10-11am Northrepps Village Hall School Lane NR27 0LB NORTH WALSHAM Friday 6th December, 10-11am The Atrium, Spenser Avenue, NR28 9HZ Booking is essential as spaces are limited. First 10 week term starts in January 2014 Tuesdays 10-11am : Northrepps Village Hall Fridays 10-11am : The Atrium. To find out more or book I would strongly recmmend you to contact Lisa Stickells on 01263 576 507 or 07725 623 758 or Email: northnorfolk@babysensory.co.uk or visit: www.babysensory.com to find your nearest class and to book. It was a pleasure to meet Lisa and see her son Stanley, who does indeed seem to benefit a great deal from the classes he has already attended. I wish Lisa all the very best in her venture. PK
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The NNDC is seeking volunteers for a new community dog warden scheme North Norfolk District Council has launched a community dog warden scheme to crack down on dog fouling across the district and is appealing for volunteers to sign up. Dog fouling is a huge concern for residents, not just because of the mess, but because it poses health risks that can cause stomach upset, sore throat, asthma and in extreme cases it can cause blindness. NNDC figures show that historically, the number of complaints it receives about dog fouling increases as the evenings start to draw in. With plans to re-launch its No Messing anti dog-fouling campaign, NNDC hopes that both the campaign and the introduction of community dog wardens will assure the residents that reducing the presence of dog fouling in public places is a priority. The role of a community dog warden is to educate irresponsible dog owners that dog fouling is not acceptable, and together with support from the NNDCs Environmental Protection team, to promote the virtues of responsible dog ownership. John Lee, NNDCs Cabinet Member for Environment said: When the clocks go back and the nights start to draw in, this is when we start to see a steady increase in complaints of dog fouling. Dog owners need to understand that they are posing a risk to the safety of others if they do not clear up after their dogs, and using the cover of darkness is just not acceptable. As a community dog warden, you will be a valuable part of your community and will be given the full support of the NNDCs Environmental Protection officers to help educate people on how we can make our local environment and community a cleaner place. Volunteers wishing to become a community dog warden will need to be friendly, open and willing to help make a difference. It is a non-confrontational role, and wardens will not have the power to issue fixed penalty notices. Volunteers can offer to work whenever they are free to give up their time, although patrols are not expected to last more than three hours at a time. Each warden can expect to receive full training and will be provided with a high visibility jacket and a pocket notebook. Mr Lee added: Although community dog wardens will not be able to issue fixed penalty notices, they will be providing regular information to NNDCs enforcement officers. Irresponsible dog owners should be clear that we will not tolerate dog fouling in North Norfolk and well have no hesitation in fining offenders. If you are interested in volunteering you can sign up at this site as soon as possible: or contact the NNDC Environmental Protection team for more information on:
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Pictured Above L-R: Jean Spruce, Lehan Lightfoot, Ernie De Neve, Nigel Brown, Adam Spruce, Ben Hele, Ruth De Neve and Karl Hunt from Budgens
All thanks must go to all those good people who have donated and/or purchased second hand books from the stand in the Budgens store in Cromer, who have just handed over another 500 cheque towards the Cromer Skateboard Park appeal.
By all accounts the appeal for funds is going extremely well and there are plans are now being considered to hold a Ball in aid of the fund raising for the Skateboard park which is planned to be situated in North Lodge Park.
So far Budgens have helped to raise over 2,000 for this very worthy cause. The town of Cromer has needed such a park for far too many years and it is now a case of watching this space for full details on what is being planned to raise even more money for this park, by holding a Ball in the town somewhere very soon. I have to add, that despite the recent spray paint damage to Mundesley Skateboard park, the whole idea has been actively supported by everyone in the village. PK
A Couple Of.....
.........Essex hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his mobile and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says:
"Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?" Thanks to Wendy Smith for this.
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Viruses are troublesome bugs because as doctors there is absolutely nothing we can do about them and your body has to fight them itself. On the odd occasion the above infections are caused by bacteria. These bugs do respond to antibiotics! What makes a bacterial infection more likely is a persistent temperature above 38 degrees when you are taking things like Paracetamol and Ibuprofen and also if they havent cleared up in the times stated above. The best thing for all the above infections initially is plenty of fluids and medications like Paracetamol and Ibuprofen. I would like to dispel the myth out there that antibiotics work for every infection because that is simply not the truth. As doctors we have given too many out and we and you in the community need to protect the usefulness of antibiotics as we go into the future. Dr Adam Maggio Mundesley Medical Centre This article aims to supply information of a general nature and cannot substitute for the advice of a medical professional. The article is not intended to diagnose health problems or to take the place of professional medical care. If you have any concerns, consult your own doctor. Every effort is made to ensure that the information provided is accurate and correct at the date of publication. No liability is accepted for any omission or inaccuracy.
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Philatelic Society 2nd Mon of month 7.30pm West Runton Church Hall. Cromer & Sheringham Probus Club 12.30pm 1st Tues, Links Hotel t:824 306 Rotary Club Weds 6pm except 5th Weds Dormy House W.Runton, t: 578 194 Sequence Dancing Mon 7.30-10pm E. Runton Village Hall.t:01692 403 071 West Runton Scouts info : 712 288 W.I. 2.15pm 2nd Wed. West Runton Church Hall Coffee Morning 3rd Weds 10.30am Pilgrim Shelter Poppyland Club (Ladies) 2nd Weds 2.30pm. Pilgrim Shelter Slimming Club Tues 1.45pm Pilgrim Shelter t: 579 797 Table Top Sale 1st Sun 8.30am Pilgrim Shelter t: 834 965 Whist Drive Thurs 1.45pm Pilgrim Shelter t: 834 965 Antingham & Southrepps Playgroup t: 834 148 Badminton Thurs. Gresham Village Hall t: 07917 596 797 Beachcombers Dining Club 1st Mon 7pm: The Feathers Hotel, Holt. Speakers alt months. t: Hazel 838 566 Cash Bingo Tues 8pm Aldborough community centre. Cantamus Choir 7.30pm Thurs. Southrepps Church. t: 07785 782 498. Crazee Kidz Club 7pm 2nd & 4th Fri. term time. Roughton Village Hall 7-16yrs. t:768 138 Cromer & Sheringham Brass Band 7.45pm Thurs Upper Sheringham Village Hall t:733 638 Cromer Air Rifle Club 9am -noon Sundays Nr Sheringham. t: 570 223 Extend exercise for over 60s Mon 2.30pm Northrepps Village Hall t:768 159 Fit Together Health Walks Info 07766 259 999 Fit Together Tea Dance Tues 2-4pm Briston Copeman Centre - 2 Info: 07766 259 999 Greenfingers Gardening Club 7.30pm 1st Thurs Jubilee Hall, Banningham t: 761 620 / 768 004 Gym Club Thurs 5-8pm Northrepps Village Hall t: 576 609 Horsham St. Faith 4th Sun traditional Catholic Latin Mass Mission Room, opp. Church t: 01603 788 873 Knapton Ladies Club 3rd Mon 7.30pm Village Hall t:720 908. 1st Tues Womens Own Methodist Church t: 721 439 Mardle & Munch Weds 10am-2pm Lower Southrepps Social Club t: 834 450 MS Group Mon 10 - 2pm Southrepps Village Hall t: 823 392 Nordic Walking Tues & Thurs 11am t: 07825 773 368 Norfolk Submariners 1st Wed 12noon Kings Head, Horsham St Faith t: 511 758 N. Walsham Cage Bird Club 8pm 3rd Tues Felmingham Village Hall. t: 01692 404 750 Northrepps Pre-School Mon-Fri Term-time t:579 396 Northrepps R.B.L. 1st Mon. 2nd.Mon. BHs. 7.30pm. Northrepps Cottage t: 579 633. NN Amateur Radio Group Wed & Thur 10-4 Muckleburgh t: 821 936 Nth Norfolk Model Engineering Club 1st Fri 7.30pm High Kelling Social Centre Prize Bingo 7.30pm 1st & 3rd Fri Gimingham Village Hall Roughton Under 5s Playgroup t: 07553 456 083 Seniors Swimming Club Mon & Weds am, Fri pm. Greshams Swimming Pool, Holt. t: 711 123 Suffield Park Bowls Club. Whist Drives Tues 2.15pm. Fri twice monthly 7.30pm. Tuesday Friends meet weekly 2-4pm Gimingham Village Hall. t: 720 874 Trunch Bumbles Pre-school t: 720 931 Trunch Friends 2nd Tues 2pm Trunch Village Hall t:721 570 Trunch Methodist Church 1st Sun 10am Coffee Morning Cakes bric-a-brac etc. Free admission. t: 720 145 Weybourne Folk Club 3rd Sun 3-6pm Maltings Hotel, Weybourne.t:588 781
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North Walsham
Cromer
Animal Magic Dog Club t: Kathy 720 730 Bipolar Self Help Group 3rd Thurs 2pm Saddlers Shop t: 0854 434 9872 Charity Bingo Weds 8pm Community Centre. t: 01692 407 214 Chess Club 7.30 Mon. Orchard Garden Pub. All abilities. t: 01692 404 649 Extend Over 60s Exercise Mon. Methodist Church Hall t: 01692 407 851 Hockey Club Under 11s. Fri 5-6pm Sports Centre t: 01692 404 624 Lions Club 7.30pm 1st Mon. Community Centre. t: 01692 400 702 N.N. Speakers Club 7pm alt. Weds. High School t: Gillian :01692 650 250 Parkinson Support Group 2nd Tues 10:30am Sacred Heart Church Hall. t:01692 406 486 Quaker Meetings Sun 10.30am Meeting House, Mundesley Rd. near Swafield. RAFA 7.30pm First Tues. Bluebell Inn Reading 4 U 3rd Wed 9.45am St.Johns Hall t: 768 164 The Wheel of Light 1st Thurs 7.30pm Orchard Gardens Pub. t: 721 484 Walsham Writers Group : www.walshamwritersgroup.com Weavers Morris Dancers Wed 7.45pm St Nicholas Room t: 01692 404 447
Sheringham
Overstrand
Alcoholics Anonymous Sun 3pm St Josephs Church Beetle Drive 3rd Tues 7.30 pm St. Josephs Church Bridge :The Morley. Duplicate pairs Thurs 7pm Beginners Fri 2pm t: 822 087 CAB. YESU,Thurs 10-2pm t: 01692 402 570 Chess All ages & abilities t: 01692 404 649 Country Market 1st & 3rd Thurs St John Hall Evening W.I. 2nd Mon. St. Josephs Church Hall t: 823 889 Flower Club 1st Thurs 7pm St.Andrews Church t: 825 059 Gingerbread Fri pm. Friends Meeting House t: 0785 9364 702 Harry Upcher Lodge ROAB Mon 8.15pm Tyneside Club. Hearing Aid Clinic 10-12pm 1st Mon. Age Concern. Ladies Fellowship 7.30pm 2nd Tues Salvation Army. Lip reading classes Thurs 1.30 - 3.30pm Health Centre t: 0344 800 8002 MS meetings 7-9pm 1st & 3rd Wed. Robin Hood Pub, t: 823 392 Morris Dancing. Oddfellows Hall. Weds 7.30pm t: 837 693 N.Norfolk Model Group 8pm last Fri St Johns Hall t: 514 059 Old Shannocks 2.15pm last Wed Community Rooms. Quaker Meetings Sun 10.30am Cremer St. R.A.F.A. 4th Tues of month. t: 837 229 Saturday Super Sale First Sat 9-11am. Salvation Army Hall. Sheringham Singers Ladies Choir Tue 2-4pm Friends Meeting Hse, Cremer St. t: 768 126 Sheringham Voyager 2pm 1st & 3rd Thurs Community Centre t: 01692 500 550 Sheringham Youth Choir 11-18yrs.Weds 7pm (term time) Baptist Church
The Runtons
Bingo 7.30pm Sun & Mon Bernies Social Club East Runton N.N. Chess Club Fri 7.30pm. W. Runton Social Club t: 823 814
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Special Events
NOVEMBER
Thurs 7th - Sat 9th November 7pm: Coronation Hall Mundesley The Mundesley Players ~ The Farndale Avenue Housing Estate Townswomens Guild Dramatic Societys production of Macbeth. This comedy introduces the ladies of the F.A.H.E.T.G Dramatic Society. Tickets 6 from Jupe, Station Road, Mundesley from Mon-Sat 9am-4pm or from: 07503 297 602. Friday 8th November 8pm - midnight: Trimingham House Caravan Park Dance To Decoy Road ~ Tickets 5 each from Liz on: 834 965 or from Village Cafe Mundesley. Saturday 9th November 10am - 12noon : Cromer Library Zombie Makeovers ~ for children (all ages) info: 512 850 2pm: Aylmerton Village Hall Autumn Fayre ~ Bric a brac, cakes, books & many other stalls, games & raffles. Proceeds to Aylmerton church. info: 837 647 Saturday 9th November 2:30pm : St Peter & St Pauls Church, Knapton An Afternoon with Ross Kemp ~ To obtain tickets at 7.50, please contact Liz on 722 271 or John on 721 723. Please Book early! Sunday 10th November 10.30am - 3pm: Roughton Village Hall, Felbrigg Rd Christmas Craft Fair ~ Original & unusual hand crafted gifts. Clocks, mugs, pens, soft furnishings, unique jewellery, soft toys, books, cards, fancy boxes, wooden sculptures, cupcakes etc. Parking & refreshments available. Do join us! 12 noon: Mundesley Sea Front Remembrance Service ~ A short Service at the Norfolk Landmine Clearance Memorial to remember the 26 Royal Engineers who died clearing mines from our beaches following the Second World War. From 2.30pm : Meadow Road, Cromer Remembrance Parade ~ March off at 2.40pm to Cromer Parish Church where the Church Service will commence at 3.00pm. Monday 11th November 10.50am : Cromer Church War Memorial Remembrance Day Short Service/Gathering For the Two minutes Silence at 11am. Last Post & Reveille will be sounded. 2-6pm: Mundesley Medical Centre Celebrating 25 Years ~ at the Munhaven Close site. Open to the public to view recent improvements that have been made.
Tuesday 12th November 7.30pm A North Korean-led guerrilla assault on the White House and Secret Service agent (Gerard Butler) must rescue the President (Morgan Freeman) from the nasty terrorists who have kidnapped him... Tickets on door: 4, Members 3, Under 15s 2. Refreshments Available from 7pm
info: www.mundesley.org/film
Tuesday 12th November 7.45 for 8pm: St Andrews Church Hall, Sheringham Methodist Church Ladies Association ~ Presidents Night. Bring an item from your memory box! Visitors very welcome to join us Wednesday 13th November 10.30am : The Cottage, Louden Rd. Cromer Cromer Society ~ Extended Lecture Course. The Social History of Norfolk presented by Neil Storey. 7pm : Suffield Park Bowls Club, Cromer Cromer Society ~ Recorded Music Session. Russian Extravaganza presented by David James Thurs 14th - Sat 16th November 7.30pm : Sheringham Little Theatre. The Unexpected Guest ~ For their Autumn production Sheringham Players presents Agatha Christies whodunnit. Tickets 8 from: 822 347. Friday 15th November 7pm: Baconsthorpe Village Hall Quiz ~ teams of up to 4 persons 5pp. includes a jacket potato supper with various fillings Tea/Coffee, bring your own tipple. Info from John on : 711 320. Saturday 16th November 11am - 2pm: Trunch Village Hall Craft Fayre ~ Various craft stalls, refreshments and light lunches available. Saturday 16th & 17th November 11am - 3pm Thorpe Market Church Christmas Craft Fair ~ Stalls & Refreshments. all most welcome.
The Best Pub in Town Stylish En-Suite rooms available. Free Wi. Lovely home-cooked meals available All Week.
Saturday 9th November: 8pm Race Night Sunday 10th November: 8pm Grumpys World Famous Quiz Sunday 17th November: 8pm Grumpys World Famous Quiz Book Now For
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Special Events
Sunday 17th November 10 - 3pm : Bacton Village Hall Crafts & Gifts ~ Free Admission, Refreshments available, Table bookings: 01692 651 236 Wednesday 20th November 10.30am : The Cottage, Louden Rd. Cromer Cromer Society ~ Extended Lecture Course. The Social History of Norfolk presented by Neil Storey. Thursday 21st November 7pm: Suffield Park Bowls Club, Cromer Cromer Society Illustrated Talk ~ Salem Witch Trials & The Witchfynder General presented by Peter Ransome 7pm : Constantia Cottage Restaurant East Runton Dinner in aid of E.Anglian Air Ambulance ~ Entertainment from the Constantia Brothers, raffle, auction & talk from an E.A.A.A. Representative 22:50 pp. contact Val or John Laker on: 514 509 or 07771 607 097 for ticket before 15th November. Friday 22nd November 7.30pm : Cromer Community Centre Friends of Cromer Museum ~ The Suffragette Story: Norfolk Links & Cromer Connections. by Frank Meeres Norfolk Records Office archivist & author. Saturday 23rd November 10am - 1pm: Coronation Hall, Mundesley. Mundesley Pre-Christmas Table Top Sale ~ Christmas gifts; jams, chutneys, produce, bric a brac, wood work. etc. Book Table (5 ) on: 721 169 1pm - 4.30pm : Benjamin Court, Cromer Christmas Fayre ~ Raffle, Tombola etc. & Table Top Sale. Book Tables 5 per pitch on: 511 738 7pm: Thorpe Market Church The Holy Land ~ Jan Balfour talks about her trip to Israel visiting Bethlehem, Jerusalem & The Sea of Gallilee. A collection will be taken for Childrens work in Bethlehem. Tuesday 26th November 7.45 for 8pm: St Andrews Church Hall, Sheringham Methodist Church Ladies Association ~ Condoms to Coffins talk by Martin Fox (Auctioneer) Visitors very welcome to join us. Wednesday 27th November 10.30am : The Cottage, Louden Rd. Cromer Cromer Society ~ Extended Lecture Course. The Social History of Norfolk presented by Neil Storey. 7pm : Suffield Park Bowls Club, Cromer Cromer Society ~ Recorded Music Session. Best of Britten presented by Chris Branford Friday 29th November 7pm: Gimingham Village Hall Quiz Nite ~ 5 adult. 2.50 children, includes light refreshments of french bread,cheese, nibbles etc. BYO drinks! Teams max 6. Raffle. Advance tickets from Heather Lee: 721 229 or Chris Taylor: 720 058. Please buy early, limited number available.To donate a raffle prize please contact above numbers. Saturday 30th November 10am - 1pm : Cromer Parish Hall Christmas Bazaar ~ Cromer Ladies Lifeboat Guild. Stalls, Refreshments, Tombola, Raffle and Childrens Tombola & activities. Free Admission. Proceeds to RNLI
We CANNOT accept details or corrections to Special or Regular Events over the phone. Please post CONCISE copy to LIS at 30 West St. Cromer. NR27 9DS or e-mail : philip.keddell@sky.com or via: www.crab-tales.co.uk by NOON Weds 13th November
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Cromer Library
Second Saturday of each month Regular Storytimes with craft activities for younger children November 9th, December 14th. Jan.11th, Feb. 8th, March 8th Further Info on: 01263 512 850
11am - 12noon
Friday 6th December 6.30pm : Canaan Christian Centre, Sheringham Concert ~ by Marilyn Baker, blind singer & songwriter. Marilyn together with Tracy & their guide dogs Saffi & Goldie taking part. Mulled wine & seasonal Refreshments. Please book on 478 372 Saturday 7th December 2 - 4pm : Cromer Library Bollywood Dance ~ with Jaya Dance (7+) Sunday 8th December 10 - 3pm : Bacton Village Hall Crafts & Gifts ~ Free Admission, Refreshments available, Table bookings 01692 651 236 Wednesday 11th December 7pm: Suffield Park Bowls Club, Station Rd, Cromer The Cromer Society ~ Recorded Music Session: Ozzie Medley presented by Francis Lee Tuesday 17th December 7.30pm: Methodist Church, Mundesley Concert For Christmas ~ tickets 5 includes Punch & Mince pies. Also a raffle. Proceeds will go towards the All Saints Church Christmas Day Lunch for people on their own at Christmas.
Free Parking
Norfolk District Council is going to provide free parking on Remembrance Sunday and the two Saturdays before Christmas. The Council has decided to waive parking fees on Remembrance Sunday following requests from local communities and for the afternoon & the evening on the two Saturdays before Christmas to help persuade local people to buy their Christmas gifts & supplies locally, to support North Norfolks traders at this crucial time of year, and as a gesture of goodwill for the festive season. On Remembrance Sunday parking will be free from 8am to 6pm. On Saturday 14th & 21st December, from 2pm shoppers will be able to stay all afternoon and evening without a ticket in any District Councilrun car park, saving them up to 1- 20 an hour.
Aylsham W.E.A.
Spring Course Starts Wednesday, 15th January 2014 2 pm : The Friends Meeting House, Red Lion Steet. Aylsham
DECEMBER
Wednesday 4th December From 10am : Canaan Christian Centre, Sheringham Listening To God ~ A day of encouragement looking forward to Christmas. Marilyn Baker, blind singer & songwriter with Tracy & their guide dogs Saffi & Goldie will take part. Lunch will be provided but please book on: 478 372
Have you ever wondered what lies beneath your feet as you make your way round the Norwich area? How have the ground conditions shaped the city we see today? The course looks at geological Norwich, the effects of a thousand years of mans activities. Tutor: Matthew Williams Fee: 45 (10 weeks payable after the 1st week) Info/Booking: 01283 732 637 or: ajdyball@tiscali.co.uk Come along to the first meeting for a free taster before committing. EVERYONE WELCOME
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To most people, an appointment with a lawyer may seem daunting and expensive. Most people dont know that many lawyers give their time and expertise free to help those who could not otherwise afford proper legal advice. This is called pro bono work and National Pro Bono Week begins on 4th November. In Cromer, Norfolk Community Law Service provide such free access to legal advice with a team of lawyers offering free appointments to help with a range of legal issues including family & employment law, wills and probate. With cuts to legal aid this guarantee of free & reputable legal advice is a lifeline for many. The service has been running for 3 years and helped over a hundred people to date but staff and lawyers are keen to reach as many as possible, and appointments are available. NCLS is a Norwich based charity committed to helping people in Norfolk access the legal help they need. As well as providing free legal advice clinics in Cromer and in Norwich. NCLS also provides a range of free legal advice services including: discrimination, domestic abuse, housing mediation, immigration, representation for welfare benefit appeals & debt advice for offenders and ex-offenders. The Free Legal Advice Clinic in Cromer is on Tuesdays at 5pm at Merchants Place. To book an appointment please call: 01603 496 623. To find out more about the Norfolk Community Law Service visit:
www.ncls.co.uk.
........seductive voice the woman asked her husband: Have you ever seen Twenty
No, said her husband She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill. He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly. She then asked him: Have you ever seen
Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?
Uh... no, I havent, he said, with an anxious tone in his voice. She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties... and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill. He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill, and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
Now, she said, have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?
No way! he said, while obviously becoming even more aroused and excited, to which she replied:
Go look in the garage, .
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