re king Away! It's not as easy as it looks J The Ring Road Classic is more than just riding in circles as fast as you can. Accidents do happen, but fortunately there are few injuries. Story, page 14. - - -- - ---,-..- 2 IRON WARRIOR The Printed Word This is my parting shot, my last Iron Warrior editorial. I know it will be difficult, but at least try to keep the tears from falling on the page, or it will smudge before you get to read it. It has been said by, many people that newspapers are a dying breed in the days of television and the information revolution. Major city new papers dying out are a common enough occurrence to lend some credence to this view. It would be a mistake, however, to let newspapers go the way of dinosaurs. Their role may be changing, but they do provide certain neccessary things to society. For example, it is impossible to wrap fish with a televison set, and it would get awfully expensive to make a regular practice of lining the bird cage with computer terminals. With current levels of technology, it is still much easier to take a newpaper to a lecture than to take a television in. How many professors do you know that will let you watch TV in the back row during their lectures? Something to think about isn't it? That's the real strength of newspapers and the printed word - something to think about. Challenging ideas can be put forth on the page, and you don't have to ingest them all between one round of diaper commercials and another round of Michael Bell and The Brick. You can read them at your own pace, go away and think about them, and come back at your leisure. That's mostly what we tried to do with this term's Iron Warrior - give you something to think about, and different ways of looking at things. I think it's important to 'have these different perspectives. They make us better engineers, and on a good day, better people. But, to be honest, I didn't do this to make everybody better people. It was important to me, and that made it worth doing. Something to Think About The professions of law, medicine, and engineering have all been characterized as exercises in finding the best reference books: if you can get the answer from a book somewhere, you've done your job, whether "the answer" is a precedent es tablished at the turn of the century, or a drug that will treat a given set of symptoms, or a correlational technique for solving a particular system of equations. While I have nothing against publishers of reference books, I think that it can be very easy to rely on those books to give the correct answer, without really thinking about the problem - and that's a problem. One UW alumnus remembers a guy he was working with who was looking for a solution to a heat transfer problem: he found a relation in a book that had all his known variables on one side of the equation, and his unknowns on the other, and The Iron Warrior is a forum for ideas presented by the Engineering Societies of the University of Waterloo. Views expressed in the Iron Warrior other than editorials. are those of the authors and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of the editors or the Engineering Societies. The Iron Warrior welcomes all submissions from students. faculty, and other members of the university community. Articles, letters, and artwork should reflect the concerns and intellectual level of the University in general. proceeded to ge hi "olution", oblivious of the fact that the equation did not apply to that situation. What's more, I'm sure any of your professors can supply tales of woe about students who got an "answer" from a computer printout that didn't make sense, but hadn't been checked because, after all, it came from a computer. The point is: it is not good enough to say that a thing is so merely beacause it has been written on a piece of paper or printed by a computer that has lots of really sophisticated circuitry (and that statement apparently isn't as obvious as you would think it should be). By all means, use references and computers: they are excellent tools, and that's why we have them. But keep in mind that they are intended as a supplement to thinking - not a substitute. IRON WARRIOR All submissions become the property of the r o ~ Warrior which reserves the right to refuse publication/circulation of material which it deems unsuitable. The Iron Warrior also reserves the right to edit grammar, spelling, and portions of text that do not meet University standards. Authors will be contacted for any major changes that may be requ.ired. All submissions must be legible and must include the author's name, class (if applicable) and a phone number where he/she may be reached. All submissions should be forwarded to: The Engineering Society CPR 1327 ext. 2323 / All advertising enquires should be directed to: The Advertising Manager c/o Engineering Society CPH 1327 ext. 2323 / July 1986 IRON WARRIOR STAFF Editors Peter StubJey ftdMcGowan Writers Mark Driedger Dave Whitehead Jeff Wood Shayne Smith Mark Sf. Pierre , Ted Carlton AI McGowan Todd Sproule Ian Smart Sean Maw Brenda Reive Steve Cornall Henri Julian Ford Copy Editors Michael Schatz AQyertising James V. Abraham (director) Todd Ruthman Greg Krebs Typesetting Tom Lee (Director) Richard n David Whitehead Francis Chow James V. Abraham Layout James V. Abraham MIChael Schatz Mark Driedger Richard Goodwin Jacqueline McKenzie Cameron Mahon Todd Ruthman BiD Allan Guy R. Bisson Frank Orsini Artwork Paul Arthurs July 1986 IRON WARRIOR 3 POETS Grows Again It is time to continue with ESSE (Engineering Society Space Expansion). "Hold on", you might say, "Isn't ESSE done with?" ESSE is a project initiated in late 1983 (and actually started in early 1984), whereby the Engineering Society (collectively A and B) would pay for the modifications of existing space for the use of the Society. So far, a new C & D, POETS and Orifice are the results of the first stage of the project. The project is intended to take place over many years with several phases, each one being completed as time and money permits. The next proposed phase is an extension to POETS, specifically an enclosure of the 'patio' area by the outside exit. The glassed enclosure would use the third-floor balcony as a roof with the intention of making the area a "carpeted lounge". Approximately 300 square feet will be added and the cost is estimated at $35,000. A lot of questions arise when money like this is to be spent by a student society for the purpose of getting more usable space. The more relevant ones do require discussion. It is the end of term again, and soon we will all be in the throes of final exams, nasty words in any language. Even though we didn't do nearly as much work as we we're supposed to during the term, we haven't been wasting our time. We have managed to put out three good issues of that wonderful icon of the journalistic world, the Iron Warrior. Some said it couldn't be done, that it would never fly, but we did it anyway. We would like to especially thank the directors of this publication for basically beil)g there whenever we needed them. Tom Lee deserves a knighthood for getting this thing typed in every time, and layout sure went a lot smoother with Lynda Wilson around. We also shouldn't forget James V. Abraham, who went to a lot of effort to convince people to give us their money, and Mike McKechnie was a lifesaver in the photo department. No newspaper should be without a Paul Arthurs. They can be quite handy for filling those last little blank spaces with something useful (gads, this thing is getting syrupy). We would also like to thank everybody who wrote for the Warrior this term. They are the people who made the thing worth reading. And then there's the layout people. The free pizza and beer is small recompense for how good they made this paper look. The second level proposal would be next to impossible to license for Thursdays and Fridays whereas the extension would not affect the present license. Currently there is no facility, similar to the Hagey Hall Lounge or the Psych Lounge, within engineering to provide a space for events such as class parties or receptions. The extension to POETS would be a carpeted lounge, lower than the tiled floor and it' would provide a better atmosphere for reception-type events. It would also lead to more after-hours use of POETS. Although the report on the West Indies in last month's Iron Warrior contained some valid points and was probably well-meant, there were many discrepancies. I learned from one of the writers that most of the information was obtained from a student who attended university in Trinidad ten 'years ago. More effort should have been made to get .up-to-date facts as there are Trinidadian students on campus. A great emphasis is placed on higher education in Trinidad. However, our lone University can't accommodate everyone and does not offer certain specialized areas of study. As a result, West Indian students are forced to go abroad and pay ridiculously high fees for a degree, which we would not do if we really were not "career oriented" as was implied. True, some West Indian islands experience political instability but this is not generally the case throughout the region. In fact Trinidad has had the same government for the past thirty years. It is a pity that what could have been a decent article was tainted by using obsolete information. Helen McKnight The price is high, but it is the least expensive option when one considers the effective space gain. Valid questions are, "Why should we foot the entire bill?" and "What guarantees do we get with it?" The space that EngSoc uses right now is allocated to the Dean of Engineering, consequently, he has allocated it to us. Any monies we invest in this space may benefit us, but there is nothing to say that if the space is deemed absolutely essential to something else, that it will not be taken away. This is the trade off for our "rent-free" space. However, if we invest money for modifications, we, in effect, make a donation to the University, and it does the give the administration an obligation to guarantee us the space. Fed Hall, the CC and the Ice Fields are other "donations to the University" by the Feds (that's us too) and the POETS extension isjn the same spirit; our investment in the University gives us some control over this space. It is a bold step for undergrads to be financing their own space, especially when it is for an area that serves not only as a study area but also as a lounge and a pub. Although we should put up most of D.L. Hanel wrote (May, 1986) that science and evolution attempt to provide model s which consi. - tently explain the wonders of the .universe and the development of life on earth, respectively. Firstly, evolution cannot account for man's spirit, which enables man to have charity and faith, and to reason, design, etc. Consequently, evolution does not even attempt to explain the differences between man and as, for example, indicated by man's space program 10 comparison with the performance of apes. The development of plant and animal life cannot be explained by evolution consistently, for lineages of evolution are made up arbitraril y by similarity of fossilled the money for this venture, additional funding may come from other sources as the building does not actually belong to us. Other options? The plan called for several phases to completion. To date, a mix of Phases 1,2 and 4 have been completed. The POETS expansion was never considered in the original plan, but neither was the awkward and uncomfortable shape of the "new" POETS. Another phase to connect the second floor hallway with the upper lounge was proposed, but problems with existing columns were not considered, so the completion of this level would be more costly and less attractive than initially planned. The "temporary offices" in the second floor hallway were also never in the ESSE plan (or anyone's plan really). The purpose of this space expansion project is to make POETS larger and more usable. We will pay for a significant portion of it, but we will have to find sources from funding from other areas. Space costs money, and this seems like the best return for our investment at this stage in the plan.
bones only, because it is impossible to ever know which lifcform. have interbred and reproduced in a distant past. That science docs not attempt to explain consistently the wonders of the universe is obviou,. since the laws of science arc based on kinks and are self-contradictory. One of the great paradoxes of science is the electromagnetic theory and quantum physics; another is the mobility of relativity and the fixity of mechanics. As science flounders even in explaining the current world, one may also question the vast ages provided by science for both the universe and life on earth. 1. Schroeder Civ.Eng. team 2000 HAIR DESIGN 118 King St North Waterloo FREE Shampoo & ,Condi,tioner When you Bnng thIS Ad. Students Only $2.00 Off $20. 00 For Haircuts For: Perms Streaks (Includes cut and blow dry) Any evening by appointment Tues: Fri. 8:.30 . 5:00 885-5050 S8t. 8:30 . 2:00 4 . IRON WARRIOR July 1986 POINT COUNTERPOINT Buying Our Own Computers by D. Thompson Computer fees will soon be a thing of the past. That's good, but - we are still left with the problem of finding enough money to support the computing facilities that we need for our education. The traditional solution to underfunding is to try .to pressure government into providing more money, but the fact is that recent governments have a dismal record of supporting higher education, and they can be relied upon to be of little help. We will have to find some other way of providing for our education, and it is not going to get any easier. One solution is to have every engineering student coming into first year buy a microcomputer. If every student had their own micro, a large portion of undergraduate computing costs would be removed from the university budget, freeing the money to be used elsewhere. For example, many courses use student CMS. These courses would be done instead on the students' own virtually eliminating the need for student CMS, freeing up the mainframes for use in research and for administrative tasks. The overhead for running such courses would also be considerably reduced, because all the student accounts would no longer need to be set up and maintained. The number of terminals that have to maintained on campus would also be reduced, because students could do most of their work at home. This also helps two problems that the university has, reducing the maintenance costs because there will be fewer terminals, and also freeing up space to be used for labs or graduate student offices. We're all familiar with the tight space constraints that the university has, at least until the new Davis Building opens, requiring the use of portables and the closing off of hallways. Fewer on-campus terminals would help alleviate this problem. If the standard microcomputers chosen are IBM-PC-compatible, they could easily be used with the existing W A TST AR network, allowing access to the Sytek (Sytek is a communications network that ties together all the major computer systems on campus) network as well. This would provide each student with access to every machine on campus, allowing access to the Sytek network as well. There are other advantages to the students, besides the administrative and maintenance savings for the University. If each student had their own microcomputer, it would be with them all the way through their university careers. By the time the reached raduation, each student will have accumulated an impressi ve array of software, for both personal use and solving technical problems. The problem with the way things are now is that at the end of every term, all the software we have been using or have written disappears. There are also tools available to us here that we cannot use in industry, simply because they do not exist outside the University computers. If every student had their own microcomputer, most of the software that they learn to use would stick with them, both through university, and out into the real world. Also, software written for some courses often comes in handy in a later course, and students would still have the actual program available to them, instead of just the listing. This approach to doing things would cut down a lot on redundant tasks. Often, students have ways of customizing their accounts to save time and make things easier for themselves. Without their own microcomputers, this becomes a waste of time because everything they've done at the end of the term, and is not there when the student returns to campus. Another advantage is that students could do their own resumes and keep them on file all the time. This cuts down a lot on the amount of the work that students would have to do when they come back from a work term. Preparing a resume for interviews would be the work of only an hour, tops, instead of an afternoon, minimum. A personal computer would also make it much easier for students to prepare reports and essays. Students would no longer be dependent on finding a word processor or typist at work to do work reports, and lab reports would be a lot easier to do. Basically, they would allow students to project a more professional image while still being easier than the way they do things now. Computer fees will soon be a thing of the past, but that will still leave us with the problem of underfunding for our education. Since we cannot rely on the government to be of much help, we are going to have to shoulder more of the financial responsibility for our own education. The major problem with computer fees is that we did not see any return for our investment. By buying our own microcomputers coming into our first year, we would be lifting some of the financial burden from the University, and doing it in a way that provides us with many other direct advantages. by DougT. Several universities, such as McMaster and Queen's, already force - sorry, strongly recommend that - their engineering students buy their own computers, and it is being considered at most other universities, including Waterloo. With the fall of computer fees there is going to be even more pressure on Waterloo to take such a step, but it would definitely be a step in the wrong direction. Many would argue that if every student had their own computer, it would help alleviate the University'S chronic underfunding problems. This is wrong both in the short term and long term. First, the simple fact is that if students were made to buy their own computers, many students would not be able to come to Waterloo because they could not -afford it. Computers are always coming down in cost, but we have got to be talking at least a thousand dollars to get something of sufficient power to be useful, even taking into account the bulk discount that students would - probably get though the University. Some students are already financially strapped when they start university. Their parents cannot support them,. and they have not had time yet to build up some savings with work term earnings. Loans are a popular solution, but it will likely be difficult to convince aSAP to come through with enough money to buy a computer, as well as paying tuition and living expenses. What about students who already have their own computers, but are not compatible with the software provided for the chosen standard computer? They will find themselves in the position of owning a computer which is perfectly capable of handling all their assignments, but they won't be able to use the standard software provided for other students with the standard machine. They will have a perfectly good machine which they will have to sell if they want to be able to take advantage of the same resources as their peers. Not everybody even wants to have a microcomputer at home. Some of us spend enough time -arguing with "labour - saving devices" at school and work, and the last thing we want to see when we get home is another one. There is also the problem of co-op students having the tendency of moving every four months. A computer is just another piece of fragile equipment to cart back and forth every four months. Every student having their own computer is not even going to save the University any money. In fact, it is going to cost even more. Not only will the University have to provide all the current facilities, but it will also have to provide workstations of the standard machine to allow students to work at school and also to demonstrate assignments. This extra cost would be reduced somewhat by choosing as the standard computer a machine compatible with the existing Watstar network, but individual computers will not necessarily allow the University to reduce the amount of computing facilities it needs to provide. Underfunding of university education is a major problem that is going to have to be solved one way or another, especially now that computer fees have been ruled illegal by the government Students should expect to pay more for their education, to take a little more of the responsibility themselves, but only if it's going to help solve underfunding and not increase it. The is also going to have to come to some kind- 0 decision about what computer we should all buy in first year. This is not going to be as easy as choosing a textbook, because available computer systems are still evolving rather rapidly. Whichever computer is chosen, it will probably be obsolete within a few years. This means that the University will have to periodically change the computer it has chosel1 as the standard machine. No matter . how much attention is given to compatibility, the transitions are still going to be difficult, and there are going to be different machines running around on campus at the same time. Since one of the driving reasons to get students to buy their own computers is to try and keep up with new technology, these changes of system could conceivably occur fairly often. Making all engineering students buy their own computers upon coming into first year would be a mistake. The major reason is that some students simply could not afford to come here if that were a prerequisite. Such a step would make Waterloo seem even more like an elitist school, and reduce our accessibility. We are going to have to do something about underfunding, but let's do something that will actually help solve the problem. Forcing all students to buy their own computers is not the way to go. July 1986 IRON WARRIOR 5 Religion - Friend or Foe? by Dave Whitehead Religion is a marvellous topic for discussion. No other topic exists . with as many different opinions. For proof of this, make a comment concerning religion within any gathering. I guarantee that someone within earshot has a different opinion. A dictionary definition is probably more eloquent but, for the purpose of this article, religion shall be defmed as an individual's beliefs and mode of worship concerning the powers of the universe. Religion is an individual belief. Thus religion should not be a governed body. Nobody can say whose beliefs are correct; I know I can't. So why do we have organized religion? What purpose does it serve? Religion has existed since ancient times, long before I was born. Since the ancient civilizations had no control over the world around them, the.y turned to more powerful spirits to help them. As tribes grew in size, so did their need to control the world around them. Not everyone could afford to devote their time to appeasing unruly spirits and so a religious leader was chosen to do this job. Organized religion was created. Once religion was organized, it became a ruling body. Who wants to upset a more powerful entity? Religion established sets of rules . for behaviour, the moral code of a society. Since ancient times, the pro's of this argument have been true. Religion provides a governing body and establishes a moral code for a society. This is great; it is much easier to play a game once one knows all the rules. Religions were formed all over the world. The most amazing thing about this is that the very basic moral codes upon which religions are based are similiar for all religions. As the populations grew the religions grew with them, becoming more and more complex. The trouble began when civilizations began to intermingle . Different religions just don't agree with each other. Each separate religion felt the other group was wrong, offended their gods and should be removed in order to appease the gods. This polarized religions, amplifying the situation. What has all this got to do with the modern world and modern religion? Actually, quite a lot. Sure, you haven't gone out slaughtering heathens in the last couple of weeks. However, I'm sure you aren't too pleased when religious fanatics bomb a plane. Western religions tend to believe more in quiet action of late. The Pope even visited England. However, religion has a history of bloodshed and violence dating from the Crusades, to Ireland and Lebanon. Not bad for an institution based. on rules like "Love thy Neighbour" . Western religions base them- selves on a wonderful book called The Bible. Sure, this isn't exactly revealing news. However, when one reads this book one finds many contradictions and holes in it This can be passed off as being the result of its age (mine was printed 10 years ago) and the way the infor- mation was gathered. However for a book that says that all men are created equal, it is amazingly sexist. The women in the book tend to spend most of their time "begetting". This has tended to make the religions and subse- quently society itself sexist, a problem which only in recent history is beginning to be solved. It is essential for anything based on personal beliefs to have freedom of choice. Religions do not provide such an opportunity. A person is born into a faith. Generally, by the time a person is old enough to make a decision for themselves they have already been established in their religion of birth. I was born into the Win Fame and Fortune - be a part of EngSoc Church of England and personally, I would prefer to be ancient Greek. That group had a blast with their religion. Maybe the best way to handle the situation would be to give a general introduction to religion until a person is about twelve or thirteen and then let them specialize in whatever religion they like. Another interesting fact concerning religions is the ease in which they are formed. Two great examples of this are the Church of Scientology and the Church of England. The Church of Scientology was formed by L. Ron Hubbard on a bet. The Church of England, on the other hand, was formed so an English king (I think it was Henry VITI, but don't quote me on that) could get a divorce. These are wonderful bases for . religions. Western religions have some interesting interpretations of the Good Book. A sixteenth century Pope combined his interpretation with a decline in the fishing . industry to decree that fish must be eaten on Friday. Amazing. The Catholics have somehow got a ruling of no birth .control out of the Good Book; where it says that I'll never know. The bit that really amazes me is the idea of confession. Now, this is a wonderful idea. When you commit a terrible sin, you confess it to a priest. This priest now gives you a penance to do and you are absolved of all guilt. I can just see a mass murderer in Church saying, "Oh well, I shot four or five people yesterday," being told to say three "Hail Mary's" and leaving, ab- solved of all guilt. Now, personally I don't want to meet this guy if/when I get to heaven. So, what conclusions can be drawn from all this? Good question. Religions provide a ruling body and a moral code for all to follow. They also promote conflict, sexism, take away individual beliefs, and have some strange and doubtful rules. Two conclusions can be drawn. The first is that organized religion, although a wonderful source of morals, must always be examined with respect to one's personal beliefs. The second conclusion is that my original theory is true. Religion is a marvellous topic for discussion. After all, many of you are in disagreement with me and I managed to write three pages on a topic I professed to knowiB8 nothing about, when I started writing this article, two and a half hours ago. Good night, and may your god go with you! "EXPERIENCE OUR EXPERIENCE" RIORDAN ~ ~ ~ 1 @ off ALL VoitRacquets Great savings on all other brands such as Dunlop, Siazenger, Wilson 24 hr restringing Squash balls $2.25 each University Shops Plaza 180 Univetllity twe.w. wa.rtoo, OrII,ario N2L 39 (519) 886-0711 '. 6 IRON WARRIOR July 1986 IW Road Tests HP Lap Tops by Jeff Wood Have you ever wondered what was in those little black vinyl cases the 3A Mechanical class (and 600 other students in classes ranging from Rec to Math) have been carrying around? The Lap Portables are being used this term as an experiment by the department of Mechanical Engineering. The purpose of the experiment, from what I can see, is to evaluate a portable computer as a teaching tool, and to evaluate the Hewlett Packard version as a candidate for the time when all first year engineers will be required to- buy their own computer. Rumour has it that this could be as early as the fall of '88. This four-month trial was also an evaluation period for HP, who are still in the market research phase of development of their entry into the portable market. A representative from HP came to Waterloo recently for a round table discussion with a handful of 'Guinea Pigs' and the two professors, Dr.Davidson and Dr.Sullivan, who have been using the computers for Numerical Analysis and Thermodynamics II respectively. There were a number of points, both good and bad, to come out of the discussion. First, some basics of the computer. The version of the computer given to us for the term had a 24x80 character LCD screen with a 3: 1 contrast ratio, a full typwriter keyboard with eight function keys and a total of 512K of internal memory. More importantly, from a student's point of view, it was small enough to fit into the average-sized backpack with a clipboard or even a small binder if you left the carrying case at home; it was light enough to carry to Sunnydale without having to change hands too many times; and it withstood 10 G's in the drop test so you didn't have to treat it like a carton of eggs. In fact the only thing we had to worry about was the $250 deductible insurance if we lost them or threw them out a second-storey window. Unfortunately, of the points brought up in the meeting, the negative comments seemed to outnumber the positive ones. The most notable problem with these machines was the lack of software. When we first received the computers, we had an outdated version of Watcom Fortran and Basic which had been converted to run on the HP's. Although we downloaded the software from an 480 Albert St. Parkdale Plaza ,(Next to Zehr's) 7 .... 9555 355 Em st. W. Maple Hili Plaza (Beside Kentucky Fried Chicken) ..... 1340 LAUNlROMAT AN) DRV SERVICE ALL lJRVCLEANING Monday to Sunday Everyday - 25% Off All Drycleaning (Limited time only) ALTERATIONS REPAIRS SHOE REPAIRS " IBM PC, none of the software would run on the HP because of the differences in the BIOS used in the two machines. This also meant that any software you may have for a PC would not run on the portables. As the term progressed, more was gradually made available to us. We were given WP (a word processor), Pascal and a form of database manager called Watfile. What was even better, however, was the fact that documentation for all these wonderful things started to surface. It made trying to do things like editing a file so much easier when you knew what the commands were. The software isn't HP's problem, and you can't really blame W A TCOM either. Who else could you get to change the IBM software for us without it costing an arm and a leg? There were only a few physical restrictions to the machines themselves, for all of which HP had a solution (for the appropriate number of dollars). The first problem was memory size. 512K sounds like it should be more than enough, but when you have to store two languages on top of the program you write, it doesn't take long to fill. In fact, you couldn't store both BASIC and FORTRAN at the same time. This meant that you had to do one assignment in one language, go to school, print it off, load the other language, and then do that assignment. For this, there were two solutions. The first was a simple expansion from 512K to 2M of memory. The second was even better, a portable mass storage unit that uses 3 112 inch diskettes to the tune of far too many dollars to mention here. It should be noted, however, that once you own your portable disk drive, you can also hook anyone of the HP-41C family to it as well. In fact you can even hook your calculator directly into your computer: I don't know why you would, but you can. The second drawback to these machines was the lack of means to sa ve data on something other than our JANET accounts at school. Again, the portable disk drive would fix that, but HP is the only company to put out a portable that doesn't have at least one drive built into it. This would enable you to put all of your programs on diskette, and instead of having to carry your computer with you everywhere, you could simply put your programs and data on diskette and slip it into your pocket The final gripes are not quite as serious as the first two but they do deserve a mention here. First of all, the screen. The one really true picture in the photo essay is the shaving mirror. Apparently, HP . has an 8: 1 screen that would make things a bit easier on the eyes, but the 3: I screen that we have now can only be seen at certain angles making it impossible for someone to look over your shoulder and see anything. Secondly, for those who want to spend a little more time and work with the 'insides' of the computers, there was no technical informati"on provided in the owner's manual There, I'm finished griping. Now I'll tell what the majority of the class liked about them. For anyone who doesn't own or have the use of a computer at home, the portables were a Godsend. There were many horror stories from previous years' students of spending long nights at school, first waiting for a computer and then doing the assignment. Not us. Although the portability was nice (I typed a good portion of this article sitting out in the sun leaning against EL) (after the deadline - ed.), just being able to do an assignment at home was a definite plus. That's only one point, but if you think about the amount of time you probably already spend in a computer lab, you'll appreciate what I mean. Now, what would 'you pay for this amazing machine? Don't answer. If you act now ... Actually, HP gets to claim $6500 on their tax write-off, but the approximate list price is reported to be around $4500 . . For what you get at the moment, I don't think it's worth it from an engineering point of view. For the travelling salesman who needs to access large amounts of data on the road, it's an ideal tool, but it should still have a built-in disk drive. I think: I should say in closing that I didn't mean to sound as facetious as I'm sure many people will think I have been. They are good machines, but they are relatively new and need time to develop some more before they can be truly useful as an engineering tooL Give them a couple of years. See page 15 for photo esSilY July 1986 IRON WARRIOR 7 The Ethics of Fusion by Shayne Smith THE POLITICS OF FUSION To a great extent, the success of any long term research effort is dependent upon the current political climate. It is no secret that long- term research projects without shorter term benefits are the first to suffer as a result of any budget cuts or government cost-cutting measures. Politicians tend to maintain a "term-of-office" timeframe which is, at best, only five years. It is generally perceived that the voters must see results within this short time in order for support to continue. As engineers, especially with developments such as fusion, we may not see a particular concept reach fruition for several decades. Many years of research, design and development are required to support any commercial technical activity. In Canada, the Department of Energy, Mines, and Resources is the chief funding branch for government-sponsored research and development. For the current fiscal year, the total departmental budget is approximately $93 million eM) compared to the $177 M last year. Over 77% of our current budget will be spent on alternate energy activities. Fusion research has been allotted $8 M of this to support the activities of the Canadian Fusion Fuels Technology Project (administered by Ontario Hydro - $2 M) and the Tokamak de Varennes Project (undertaken by Hydro Quebec - $6 M). To contrast these numbers with the U.S., $333 M will be spent on their magnetic fusion program alone, which in itself represents a cut of $50 M from last year. The Inertial Confinement Program was slaughtered with a cut of $133 M, taking it to only $22 M this for this year. the U.S. Department of Energy weapons budget, however, was asked to restrain growth to 3%. It is expected that this money, along with the ever-plentiful monies of the U.S. Department of Defense will effectively buoy up the Inertia) Confinement Program. In his speech dated March 23, 1983, Ronald Reagan announced his intent to develop the Strategic Defence Initiative (More commonly known as the "Star Wars" program). The effects, as we have seen, have been dramatic. The lure of plentiful funds has enticed many scientists and academics to leave their institutions (including Waterloo) to support the development of the U.S. military . program. It is speculated that this "defense" program involves inertial fusion research to some extent. The applications for generating high energy particle and laser beams are very apparent. This is frustrating,in that many of the developments and achievements associated with inertial fusion remain blanketed with secrecy and strictly classified. The Future The program is funded by Ontario Hydra, Atomic Energy of Canada Ltd., and the Province of Ontario. Within the last four years, the CFFfP has established itself as an international participant in the fusion effort. Future plans include the continuing development of the five main technological areas, participation in several upcoming design studies, continued support of overseas attachments, and encouragement in overall Canadian participation in research. fusion, as compared to advanced fission, requires that we take a careful look at what each can offer. As far as the benefits of fusion are concerned, I can offer some information. The following is a list of expected benefits of fusion over fission. 1) Larger Power Yield: About 8-10 times more energy is liberated by the fusion process than by the fission process for the same amount of fuel. 2) Availability of Fuel: Deuterium is available with little trouble from water, which is essentially inexhaustible. Normal water contains 143 ppm of D 2 0. Tritium can be produced from the irradiation of deuterium or lithium. j It is currently produced as an un wanted by-product in our CANDU generating stations. 3) Commercial spinoffs: The commercial viability of _____________ J Fusion reactors will create the very Toroidal Field Coil Systems hl'gh temperatures needed + t I fusion may very well take several lor S ee decades to be established. production and to produce Regardless of how optimistic the commercial quantities of hydrogen scientific community is now, the THE ETHICS OF gas to substitute our dwindling possibility always exists that FUSION natural gas reserves. fusion, as an industry, may never 4) Environmental Effects: materialize. The horror stories about the Fusion devices will produce fewer The fIrst exciting milestone to be reached is the modelling of the "break-even" condition. The Lawson Criterion has still to be met by a single machine. Once this has been achieved, current machines will be upgraded to handle the deuterium-tritium fuel mix. Of the four leading projects in the world (TFTR, JET, JT-60, T-15) none are currently equipped for tritium which is an essential ingredient in the achievement of true "break-even". Tritium upgrading is scheduled for J.ET and TFTR at the end of the decade and will represent a significant step forward. The "second and third generation" of Engineering Test Reactors look very promising. These "proQf of principle" machines will establish the feasibility of fusion and will attempt to model some aspects of a commercial faciIi ty. These -generations include the NET (Next European Torus) project as well as the expected RGI international test machine. NET is scheduled for construction in 1992. this date is conditional upon development of the Compact Ignition Torus (CIT) at Princeton University (slated for 1990-1994) which will help establish some of the NET operating parameters. The effort in Canada, although comparatively small, includes the Canadian Fusion Fuels Technology Project established in 1982 to secure for Canada a position in the fusion development scene. The CFFTP is focussed on five main technological areas: tritium handling, triti.um breeder blanket, materials, safety and environment, and transfer to Canadian industry. nuclear industry prompt one to radioactive by-products and will not question whether or not the release chemical contaminants. development of advanced Irradiated wastes will have half- technologie will succeed in lives considerable shorter ' than creating new hazards and new those produced in the dangers for mankind. Although process. Although a radiation many cases are essentially related to hazard does exist, it is currently mismanagement, they are generally estimated that it will be several perceived by the public as a futher orders of magnitudes less than damnation of our "meddling with conventiona1 nuclear systems. science" and specifically on the 5) Criticality: Th re i no sllch nuclear industry. thing as a melt-down for a fusion Regardless of how sound any given technology may be, it is important to remember that it win be used and misused by those in industry. As humans, we will always be imperfect, and ineffecien tt a'nd forgetful. Murphy's Laws have taught us to be wary. So it goes. I'm not using this line of thought to criticize or discredit the nuclear industry. I'm doing it to make you think about fusion, now that you know a little bit about it. With fusion, we are very close to the same stage that fIssion technology was back in 1942, with the achievement of uranium fission in a crude graphite pile under a Chicago football stadium. Fusion, and everything it implies is in its infancy. There are many questions: will its development better mankind, or create more dangerous problems? Advanced fission fuel-cycle systems looke promising, and might prove sufficient fOI another couple of hundred years. I don't pretend to have the correct answers to these questions. I care a lot about the future and the developments which affect it most. To assess the long-term impacts of reactor. The plasma does not contain enough heat energy to melt its container. Instead, the gas. would coo) down and the process will stop instantly. 6) Direct Conversion: Using fusion techniques, it should become possible to produce electricity by direct conversion technology which is 'more efficient. 7) No , Fission Products: Fusion systems do not generate the megacuries of nuclear wastes and/or produce critical problems of afterheat removal that fission systems do. 8) No Weapons by.Products: The by-products of magnetic fusion will be unsuitable for weapon purpOses. As engineers,we have a respon- sibility to the public and to the environment. Whether you have a guilty conscienee or not, your, actions must be accountable. Altruism aside, I think we owe it to ourselves not to screw up the world any more than it already is. In any technology that you become in.vol ved with, as scientists, as engineers, as physicists, it is to be aware of the implications of yOur work.
Among other things, it's important to be able to sleep at night. 8 IRON WARRIOR July 1986 The Problem with Flight 51-L by Mark St. Pierre On February 3, 1986, President Reagan ordered a commission to the tragedy which had occurred over the coast of Florida six days earlier. This Commission comprised people who have played a large role in building the United States space program, including America's most famous test pilot, NASA's first female astronaut, and the first man to walk on the moon. Months of investigation, testimony, and analysis of telemetry data and stacks of photographs documenting the disaster were brought together in a 256-page report, on which this article has been based. On November 20th, 1973, Morton Thiokol Inc. was selected by NASA to design and build the largest solid rocket booster (SRB) ever produced in the United States. This could perhaps be regarded as the starting date for the chain of events which led to the shuttle failure. Aerojet Solid Propulsion Co .. , Lockheed Propulsion Co., and United Technologies were also in the bidding for the SRB contract. However, as is the case in many job contracts, the company with the lowest bid received the go-ahead. In fact, NASA also gave Morton Thiokol's joint design "special mention". In the Thiokol design, the SRB's are assembled from four segments during a stacking operation at the Kennedy Space Centre in Florida. A "field joint", consisting of two O-rings 0.28 inches in diameter, is made where the segments are joined (see diagram). Initial compression of the O-rings is determined by the width of the gap between the "tang" of the upper rocket casing and the "clevis" formed by the lower casing. These O-rings were designed in the belief that they would never be affected by the hot gases from the motor (the SRB is a rocket in which a solid, rubbery propellant is burned: this reaction cannot be stopped after ignition). Tests and inspections of the field joints flown on shuttle flights showed, however, that the O-rings were being damaged, and even burned. The reaction of both NASA and Morton Thiokol was to increase the level of damage to the O-rings that qualified as "acceptable". In 1977, a hydroburst test (in which the steel casings were filled with water at 1500 psi in a strength test) showed the casings to be adequate. However, the test results also showed that the tang and the inside clevis bent away from each other, contrary to design predictions. A decrease in pressure on the O-ring had occurred, which was not what the engineers had expected .. Later, Thiokol personnel concluded that further tests were unnecessary, because they "believed the tests did not prove that joint rotation would cause Segment Tang Leak Test Port Plug and Packing Grease Bead Pin Retainer Cli p Pin Retai ner Band I Clevis Pin Segment CleviS significant problems". A Marshall Space Flight Centre engineer submitted a report on the hydroburst test and concluded that not changing the Thiokol design would be "unacceptable". Seeing this, the chief of the Solid Rocket Motor branch at Marshall sent a memo to his superior emphasizing the need to redesign the joint. A year passed, and no reply was made, so the chief wrote a second memo strenuously objecting to Thiokol's design. In this second memo, he stated that "the clevis joint secondary O-ring seal has been verified by tests to be unsatisfactory." No reply to this memo was ever made, either. In November of 1981, the second test flight of the Space Shuttle Columbia was executed successfully. Upon subsequent inspection of the SRB field joints (the SRB separates from the shuttle two minutes and 12 seconds after launch, and is recovered from the Atlantic Ocean and refurbished to be used on another flight), it was noticed that the primary O-rings had been eroded by hot gases. This was not reported to the Flight Readiness Review Panel for the next Shuttle flight in March 1982. In the summer of 1982, management personnel at the Marshall Space Flight Centre concluded that the secondary O-ring would be considered no longer functional if joint rotation occurred after only 40% of operation pressure had been reached after ignition. The joints were classified as "Criticality 1", which applies to components of the shuttle that are not redundant, and whose malfunction would cause a catastrophic failure. After a shuttle flight in February 1984, Mortron Propellant Secondary a Ring Propellant Thiokol submitted a report to Marshall stating that joint rotation measured in tests indicated that the secondary O-ring would maintain its seal, and showed confidence that the O-ring was in fact an adequate backup device. A year before the Challenger explosion, a shuttle took off from Kennedy Space Centre, and joint erosion occurred in both solid boosters. (Two types of erosion can occur: impingement, where the O-ring has seated and a jet of hot gases removes a portion from it; and blow-by, which occurs when the O-ring is improperly seated and the edge is eroded as hot gases flow around it.) In this instance, the ambient temperature at launch was 53 OF and was the lowest ever experienced. As a result of this, Morton Thiokol performed a series of resiliency tests on the O-rings at varying temperatures. They simulated the compression and subsequent casing expansion around the field joint. Their findings were as follows: "at 100F, the O-ring maintained contact (with its seat); At 75F, the O-ring lost contact for 2.4 seconds; at 50F, the O-ring did not re-establish contact in ten minutes, at which time the test was terminated." That August (1985), Thiokol submitted a report to NASA detailing concepts and redesigns that would solve the SRB sealing problems. In October of that year, Morton Thiokol engineers sent two memos to their management, complaining about the lack of cooperation they were receiving while designing and testing the new SRB joints. One memo actually began with the word "HELP!". The author of that memo later told fellow engineers at Thiokol that he was so concerned about the O-ring problem that he felt that they should not ship any more SRB motors to NASA until the problem was solved. At 2:00 pm on 27 January, less than 24 hours before the proposed Challenger flight, weather forecasts predicted that the launch window would be clear but the temperature would be in the low twenties for eleven hours through the night. A teleconference was set up between Thiokol engineers and personnel at Marshall and Kennedy. The Thiokol engineers simply stated that they would not recommend launching below 53F. Later, at a meeting between management and engineers at Thiokol, two engineers rose from their places and walked to the head of the table. They began sketching diagrams to illustrate their concerns, but gave up when it became apparent that no one was listening. That night, Thiokol management assured NASA that they had reassessed the problem and found that, although temperature effects were a concern, Morton Thiokol would give the go-ahead for the launch. The next morning was January 28th, 1986. July 1986 IRON WARRIOR 9 Underfunding Conference A Success by Peter Stubley The University of Waterloo Federation of Students hosted a conference to discuss the under- funding issue on the weekend of July 11-13. Attending the conference were students from York, Western, Toronto, and Queen's (to name a few), and representatives from several provincial and federal groups. According to the President of the Ontario Federation of University Faculty Associations, "never has there been a greater need for universities and the government to work together." Dr. Starkey pointed out, however, that federal transfer payments to Ontario will only exist in the form of tax credits by the mid-1990's, with no real money changing hands - and that won't help universities. "How can we comp.ete with our major trading partners If the Feds are going to tie our hands behind our backs?", asked Starkey. Dr. Starkey went on to say that the long term results of the underfunding are well known: crowding, limited access to libraries and resources, and faculty talents and time are stretched thinly. "This is a shared problem between students, professors, high school teachers, etc. We have got to break down barriers and present a common front, such as this conference. We also have to improve the image of universities. Many people think that universities are glorified high schools, and they're not. We've got to explain to the people on the streets that the universities are not consumers, but generators of wealth. We must also F'lgure 1 INDEX OF' EXPENDITURES PER CLIENT SERVED IN ONTARIO 1977-78 to 1984- 85 (In Constant Dollars) '20 liD
e ,. ..... . ........ "'- .................... ........... Adult Off.nd ..... "" ] S 00 .. " ::""- .................. . .... . ...... -- ....... . -, ................ .... ........... : ....... . .... ..... " .. -0 .E , ... , --- , ----------------- , Untv.,..tll 00 '-- ---. - coli;A.-;- --.. __ 71-7. 7.-1. 71-eo emphasize to politicians the central nature of the universities. If we are going to compete in trade, give us the tools." Dr. Sayers, of the Council ' of Ontario Universities, feels that the provincial government is not addressing the problem with their current approach to funding. "Targeted funding", or funding for specific projects (like the Davis Computer Research Building) "represents a threat to the autonomy and flexibility of univer itie ", Sayers said, adding that the universities should emphasize the importance of base funding (financial sup.port for operation costs) and assist the government in improving their understanding of university affairs. Sayers also feels that the Minister of Colleges and Universities should be an advocate for the universities in the provincial cabinet. Until now, this has not .' - 12 been the case, and we should not be expecting it to happen. An advocate of some kind is required, and Sayers suggests corporate executives, university alumni, and the student body. Matt Certosimo, representing the Ontario Federation of Students, brought up the issue of accessibility. "Given that someone has less money, they have to decide where their budget will be cut. The issue of quality being put up against accessibility is where underfunding hurts the mo t." One of the ways universities can reduce costs is to limit the number of students they accept, when they feel that they can no longer provide a quality education to their students. High school students do not know about lhe underfunding problem before they get to university, according to Chas Birkett, an Aurora High School Funding the Future by Ted Carlton The "Fund the Universities, Fund the Future" conference, held here by the Federation of Students, was organized to examine the question of underfunding in Ontario universities. Its outcome can be said to be a recognition by all participants that the problem is real, that the community at large is unaware of the problem, and that members of the university community must aggressively make their case to the Ontario public if the university system is to receive increased levels of funding. Some of the major difficulties in the funding debate are defining what underfunding is, and determining its effects on the quality of education. It is not enough to point to statistics showing Ontario tenth out of ten provinces in per-student funding: the connection between this statistic and the quality of education received by each student has to be made. However, this connection is very hard to quantify and may be the reason for public indifference to the issue. How does one measure the loss to engineering and math faculties when their top professors leave Canada for the United States because of better facilities and bigger research budgets? How does one measure the difference in education received by an Arts class of 300 people with an examination written on a computer card versus a class of 30 people where, presumably, a closer student- professor relationship exists and higher quality work is demanded? While the answers to these (and many other) questions are hard to quantify, they have the cumulative effect of decreasing the quality of education recei ved by all of us in the university system. What are the consequences of this decline? As was pointed out by several speakers at the conference, the economies of the West are entering the "information age" and Canada, in particular, is preparing to enter into free trade with the United States. Our ability to compete inter- nationally is no longer dependent on our natural resources but on our ability to effectively manage technical change. This, of course, will depend on the intellectual skills of our university graduates. Stated simply, our standard of living twenty years from now will be determined by our investment in education today. This is the case that must be taken to the Ontario public, because - unfvli.unately - the fact that our case is strong does not in itself guarantee action by the government. Issues such as health care, secondary schools, and community projects are much more visible to the average Ontarian and are therefore, more attractive politically. It is our job to make university funding as visible and as politically important as these other issues. Effective new lobbying strategies must be devised student. "It's not apathy ignorance. We are concerned about just getting in, not underfunding." High school students tend to be a lot more worried about what marks they need to get in, without really thinking about the cost. "Therefore," said Birkett, "the high school students have to be educated. The problem is in their future as well as your present." Another part of the problem is the finger -pointing runaround. Although funding of education is constitutionally a provincial responsibility, the federal government is also involved. It is often difficult to nail down the source of the problem, because the federal government points at the provinces, and the provinces point at the federal government. Transfer payments from the federal government form a significant portion of provincial support for education, but the recent Bill C-96 drops transfer payments by $2 billion. Some provinces take transfer payments targeted for education and spend them on something . else. With payments decreasing, the provincial governments will have to decide whether they are going to spend the money to have more students, or more hospital beds. The underfunding conference, the first of its kind, was considered to be a success by all the attendees. Since the underfunding problem is likely to get worse before it gets better, conferences of this type, which draw on wide bases of support nnd expcrience, arc going to becomc even mor' vaJuabl b th . ' m pressuring government for more support, and finding new solutions to the problem. to raise the profile of university funding. The most important result of the conference was the formation of a new coalition of student leaders, university administrators, and university faculty, who can together lobby the provincial government. With a new budget being delivered in November and a provincial election expected within the year, this is a very important time to raise student concerns. A positive and constructive student run effort on this issue can be very successful. Credit should be given to Scott Forrest for showing real leadership on this issue in organizing this conference. Each one of us can have a role to play in this debate. By raising the issue in our home communities, by writing our MPP, and by giving a public show of support when it is needed, we can all help to raise the level of funding for Ontario universities. 10 IRON WARRIOR July 1986 Feature Interview: by AI McGowan Ms. MacKay-Lassonde is the President of the APEO (Association of Professional Engineers of Ontario) for 1986/87. We spoke with her in her office at Ontario Hydro in Toronto, where she works as the Manager of the Load ForecastJ)epanrnent IW: We all know the textbook definition, but what, in your view, does it mean to be a professional? M-L Well, you know that in the "textbook definition", we, as ' engineers, have a professional duty to consider public safety as being of primary importance, which implies that we should act responsibly, we shouldn't be careless in our work - all of those things that are spelled out in the Code of Ethics. This responsibility means that we can be sued, or disciplined in some other way, for negligence or incompetence, as is the case with the other professions like law and medicine: there are cases on record where an engineer has given friendly advice to a neighbour, only to be sued when (in those cases) the design failed. Belonging to a professional licensing body like the APEO reflects that responsibility. IW: What does the APEO do to encourage professionalism among engineers? Again, we're more interested in your definition. M-L: The most important thing to realize is that we are not there to provide a service to engineers, which [ think is a common misconception concerning the APEO. I know that many engineers ask, "What do I get for my (yearly membership fee of ) $65?", but this is the wrong way to look at it. The APEO is there to protect the public, and that is it's primary function. It does this by disciplining engineers who act in an unprofessional manner, by making sure that people who ~ to be engineers really m engineers, and by ensuring technical and ethical competence in our members. IW: How can the Association ensure that engineers will be technically or ethically competent? M-L: That sounds like it might be a leading question. IW: It is. M-L: Well, anyone who wants to practice engineering in this province is tested on their knowledge. of the ethical and legal aspects of the profession before they can be licensed as Professional Engineers, and that screens out those people who have what you might call a bad attitude toward their responsibilities as e n ~ i n e e r s As far as the technical side IS concerned, the candidates for membership must have six years of engineering-related experience, four of which can be at university. If they are not graduates from a recognized engineering program, they are tested on their technical knowledge. Through the CCPE (Canadian Council of Professional Engineers) and the Canadian Accreditation Board, we review the curricula of all Canadian univerSItIes to ensure that educational standards are being maintained. We try to reflect what industry needs in terms of a desired level of technical expertise. Naturally, we can't dictate to universities as to what they should be teaching, but we may decide to set certain educational standards and then license only graduates from universities that meet those standards. IW: Do you see any need for educational changes? Are there some skills that the universities should be emphasizing more than they are? M-L: Nothing has shown up in terms of serious weaknesses, as far as I know. I personally can see a need for upgrading, or some kind of continuing education, that would allow engineers to keep abreast of new technology, which is changing all the time. It is very easy to become obsolete in a technically oriented profession. I suppose the biggest problem, the thing that employers notice the most, is communication skills like report writing and making presentations. Not having these skills can hold some engineers back in the advancement of their careers, so that they never reach the higher levels of management. The result of this is organizations where the senior management people have no understanding of engineering problems, which can affect efficiency and productivity. Now, I wouldn't say that (Ontario) Hydro is an example of that, because many of our managers have an engineering background, but I know that there are cases like that. IW: Now that some of the dust has settled, what are the main changes in the Professional Engineers Act, as compared with the old Act? M-L: The changes resulting from Bill 123 give the Association more "teeth" to enforce disciplinary action. For example, if we want to bring someone to a disciplinary hearing, we can use their files as evidence in the hearing, which we couldn't do before. The Code of Ethics is spelled out more clearly, and the inconsistencies have been cleared up. IW: Has anything been decided regarding the pro- fessional liability insurance requirement that arose from Bill 123? M-L: Our intention in bringing in the insurance requirement was, I think, a valid one: we were concerned with protecting the client from poor engineering work. Establishing this requirement is also part of our job of ensuring professional attitudes, and the responsibility that goes with those attitudes. Unfortunately, as you know, the timing on this couldn't have been worse because the cost of insurance has really gotten out of hand. This is due to the large lawsuits being awarded in the United States, with the result that insurance premiums are so high that some engineering frrms can't afford to pay them. ])octorS are having the same problem. As it stands, the requirement has been postponed to 1987, and a Task Force has been set up within the APEO to examine the possibilities open to us: IW: We've been using doctors and lawyers as ana- logies for the engineeering profession, which brings to question the recent activity of the OMA. First of all, do you see a need for a service 'group for engineers as the medical profession has in the OMA? M-L: You're referring to the CSPE, of course. Yes, there is a need for a service group. Many engineers are on salary with large corporations and need to be represen ted (or protected). Because of our licensing and disciplinary functions, we can't do that, but an organization like the CSPE can. I'm not sure how good a job they're doing, but they are a relatively new organization and have to be more fully established to be effective. When that happens, the function of the CSPE would correspond to that of the OMA: again, we don't want to get invo ved in providin services to engineers. IW: Is there anything the Association can do to help the CSPE get established? M-L: When the CSPE originally formed out of our Salaried Engineering J)ivision, we hoped that they would grow on their own, but I think that they do need a bit more help from us. I think, for example, that we could help with communication, since we have a well-established mailing list of 50,000 members. We have to be careful that they don't become dependent on our services, since that would take away from both of our organizations. We also have to , keep the APEO and the CSPE completely separate, as is the cas'e with doctors. (The OMA is a professional service organization for doctors, but they are licensed by the Ontario College of Physicians and Surgeons.) IW: That brings up another question: suppose that engineers had been the subject of government control instead of doctors, and had gone out on strike. What role would the APEO have played? M-L: Well, we couldn't have done much about the situation itself, unless the striking process was seen to be endangering the pUblic. July 1986 IRON WARRIOR 11 Claudette McKay- Lassonde In that case, we would have brought disciplinary action against those engineers responsible for the strike. I can't see the situation arising with engineers: most of them would be happy just to be able to bill clients, let alone "extra-bill". [Laughs]. IW: Now for what must be the Inevitable Interview Question. M-L: You're going to ask me something about being a woman in a male-dominated profession . . IW: Well, I'd hate to think I was being original. Do you see a big difference? M-L: Not any more. A few years ago, you might have noticed a difference: women were very hard workers because they had to compete in the job market, and because they had to be able to "prove" themselves. That's not so ,much the case any more: there are good and bad people in both groups. IW: What about any . difference in the way they're treated by co-workers? M-L: Again, not so much any more. At least, not at the junior level. As you progress in your career, you encounter more of the "old school" engineers in upper levels of management, who are not used to working with females. When these people were in school, women in engineering were unheard of, so they have some difficulty in figuring out how to approach the situation. IW: What reaction have you gotten from the "old school" with regard to your position as APEO President? M-L: These are the people who always ask me, "What does your husband think about this?" or "What about your kids?". You know, there have been 62 APEO Presidents before me, and I'll bet nobody has asked them "Oh, what does your wife think about this ?" Some of them can't understand me: I have the same ambitions as they do, but they can't relate to that. They have their wives at home, and that's the only frame of reference they have, so that's what they're accustomed to. But that's all changing, thank God. IW: How would you advise a female engineering student to handle that kind of treatment, if or when it happens? M-L: Ignore it. If you try to be sarcastic or smart with them, it usually backfires. The thing to remember is that this attitude is old fashioned and on its way out, so the best approach is to just let it wash out of the system. It's very important not to get annoyed with that, which means that you have to develop a sense of humour. IW: And hope that it doesn't take too much longer to wash out of the system? M-L: Exactly. The good news is that attitudes are changing. I think that the fact that I was elected President of a "male-dominated" profession reflects that. IW: OK, final question .: which will be the Inevitable Final Interview Question - what do you hope to accom- plish durinJ! your term in office with the Association? M-L: There are two things that I feel very strongly about, that I hope to see the Association doing. The first is to increase the profile of the profession. The public doesn't really know what we do, or that we have a Code of Ethics, and so on. What's more, I'd like to raise the consciousness of engineers about the profession, to promote some pride in what we do. So, I'd like to increase the visibility of the profession, and then work on sustaining that visibility. Second, I'd like to try and get younger people involved in the Association. They seem to think it's "boring", which it isn't, and they miss out on some learning opportunities and interesting work. It's also good for the profession to get some "new blood" on Council. Often you will hear "Oh, we've tried that before", when an idea is su ested, and it may be that he reason that the idea didn't work last time no longer applies. I'd like tp see more innovation and optimism, which I think a younger group would bring. Queen's U Ilivers ity, Novelnber 1984 The following excerpts are from a speech given by Ms. MacKay- Lassonde at Queen's University, in November, 1984. January, 1982, each for a licence must demon- following com.pletio" of an education, 24 montlil 1":Olr;; t'(:Pe:neIlce, in the practice of engineering sufficient applicant to meet the standards of reQ.lliJ."t::d to The reason is very simple. Once you are in your first permanent employment, most of you will soon utilize a very small fraction of the you have WOldalCl'80 hard For eXat'l!ltJllf 12 IRON WARRIOR July 1986 Working Below The Equator by Todd Sproule' The first time I visited Brazil was after I finished high school. I was sponsored by my local Rotary Club to be a Youth Exchange Student to Brazil for one year. I lived in a city called Teresina, the capital of the state of Piaui. This Northeast area of Brazil is the least developed and poorest region of Brazil, so my year was full of new experiences and enabled me to gain a better perspective of the world and how Canada is perceived in other countries. It was during that year that I made initial contacts with Brazilian industry. I knew that when I returned from Brazil I would be entering into the co-op program at the U. of W. so I thought it would be interesting to arrange a work term in Brazil. During my 2B school term I managed to secure a position with a Brazilian firm. The IAESTE (International Association of Exchange Students for Technical Experience) helped me to get my visa (application forms for IAESTE can be found in Needles Hall.) The company I worked for was SuI America Teleinformatica, located in Recife, Pernambuco - on the North-East coast about 5 degrees below the equator. This company was formed after the telecommunications division of Philips In ternational was nationalized. The company used Philips' technology (for a fee) to produce telecommunication devices such as PABXs (a telephone exchange system. You're welcome.- Ed.), CB radios, and microwave transmitter/receivers. I was involved in the development and testing of two particular models of the PABX, the TBX-VB and TBX-lOOO. Although not marketed tTOTAL I\AGe WOMl:N &- Ml:N HAIR SALON in North American, they can be found in Europe, South America and Africa. The sys terns were developed at Philips' headquarters in Amsterdam, Holland, and the software had to be modified for the systems to operate in Brazil. Since Portuguese is the official language of Brazil, this is what was spoken at work, although many did have a good knowledge of English. The Portuguese that I learned on my fIrst trip had become a bit rusty,. though once I was immersed in the language for a few weeks I was once again conversant. While I was working at SuI America I made a whopping $35/week (with 9 hour work days, not including lunch). This may seem pa 1 try by Canadian standards but in fact was twice the national minimum salary which a large part of the labour class earns . This salary is typical of the co-op students from the local university (Universidade Federal de Pernambuco). These students have a co-op job and go to school at the same time, splitting their days so they spend the morning at work and the afternoon at school. I had the opportunity to visit the university campus to attend some of their engineering classes. I was surprised to learn that the budget cuts there are much more serious than here at the U. of W. On that particular day the students were holding a demonstration in the Administration buildings protesting the Federal Government's with- drawal of support for engineering lab programs. These students apperared to be much more --------..... ________ , ______ in campus affairs than here at the U. ofW. $2.00 off : Y2 pric.e for: $10.00 off Cut&Style: all Perms. :Hi-ghlights . I I --------.------------------ Not Valid with Any Other Discounts Westmount Place 746-8764 Also ask about our Membershi Cards for off I was also surprised to learn of how well the U. of W. is known at this university. I discovered that Waterloo had organized and stocked the engineering technical library. As well, I met a former Waterloo Math Ph.D. student, Dr. Paulo Cunha. When I told him I was an engineering work term student here in Brazil he laughed and said , , You co-ops get everywhere!' . I was lucky to be in Brazil during Carnival, the biggest bash of the year. What originated as a festival to kick off Lent has evolved: into a four day blow-out. I experienced the festival in Olinda which is touted as the second most famous carnival celebration in 'Brazil. An interesting note during my stay in Brazil was the imple- mentation of a new economic policy by the Brazilian Government. . Its purpose was to reduce runaway inflation and the resul ts were astounding. Through a policy of wage and price controls the Government was able to reduce inflation from over 200% to 0%. In effect, the Government outlawed inflation. The program also included a restructuring of the nation's currency so that the last three zeros of the cruxeiro, which had become redundant, were removed. After I worked for ten weeks I decided to do some travelling around Brazil (a work term has to be only eight weeks long!). I purchased an Air-Pass for $450 that gave me unlimited use of the national ai,rline, V ARIG, for three weeks. Among the places I visited was Iguacu Falls, the site of the world's largest hydro-electric generating station, ITAIPU, a joint 'Brazilian-Paraguayan venture (when completed it wHl have an 18 Gigawatt capacity)'.I also visited several other cities, and travelled up the Amazon River. I ended the term with several weeks in Rio de Janeiro. The co-op system here at Waterloo is flexible and allows students to arrange work terms in other parts of the world. I strongly suggest that students take advantage of programs such as IAESTE. :There is probably no better time to . see other parts of the world than during your school years. July 1986 IRON WARRIOR 13 Canada's Model UN by Sean Maw On July 6, 1986, five 1B Systems Design Engineering students started what will hopefully become a UW tradition. Alex Leslie, Pifko, John Vellinga, Pavan Rajagopal, and myself headed to Montreal for a week to take part in Canada's 2nd Natio'nal Model United Nations Assembly. Representing Barbados on the General Assembly (GA) and its Committees, and Madagascar on the UN Security Council, we temporarily became the Ambas- sadors and UN delegates from those countries. In addition, two of us held the posts of Vice President of the GA and a President of the Security Council. . While this may have been UW's flrst foray into serious international political simulations, model UN's are not all that new to Canada. The CNMUNA is being sponsored by the UN Association (UNA) of Canada and has sponsored similar assemblies before, at the University of Regina and in southern Ontario at the Southern Ontario Model UN Assembly (SOMA) for high school students, to name just a couple. The purpose of these gatherings is to educate a Western youth that, for the most part, is unaffected by, and lacks a critical understanding of, the world body. And it's an education that's never been so much fun. When delegates know their country's foreign policy, the issues, and how the UN works, startlingly realistic things begin to happen. Backroom lobbying ham- mers out resolutions, "blocs" discuss voting strategies and countries start to "lean" on allies. You learn at once, why the UN can be so ineffective and yet so indispensible. You can end up knowing more about your host country than some natives. In Montreal, we met various "real" foreign Ambassadors, and several other Under-Secretaries General and dignitaries. Last year, delegates even met Perez de Cuellar (the Secretary General of the UN - Ed. You're welcome). And then of co.urse. there was the city of Montreal. By the end of the week, we had travelled throughout the city, feasted in authentic Morrocan, Lebanese, French and Vietnamese restaurants. We had had champagne and caviar with our "real" embassadorial counterparts and had regularly enjoyed 20 hour days (just like at school, it seems). we also had up, lobbied and presented resolutions, been lectured by top UN Secretariat members and had been exposed to the major problems facing the UN today. For those interested in the international scene, nothing else comes close to the experience. A lesson in negotiation, conciliation and power, it can get very sophisticated. How about in-house real-time translation or discussion of issues at a level some politicians in Ottawa can't muster. The International Court of Justice simulation features the real Chief Justice of the ICJ. This isn't just silly kid's stuff! So it was in this light that five The Frosh Are Comin by Ian Smart Before all the geniuses reading this article point out the obvious, I'll do it for them: you are all absolutely right, there are no frosh on campus at the moment. However, far-sighted individuals will realize that in just over a month, this campus will be invaded by hordes of this confused breed of humanity. It is the purpose of this article to guide the frosh to a more enlightened existence. Welcome to all new members of our university community! For the first two or three weeks after you arrive you will no doubt be in a completely chaotic whirl, followed by a brief period of relative sanity, succeeded by totally Apocalyptic session of mid-term exams, then - Zap! -. it's December and final exams, and you haven't even started to crack those books, let alone actually understand anything. Not to worry: there's a few things you can do to make this flrst crucial term work for you rather than against.. .. ... One of which is to make friends. Now, not later. You'll friends anyway), and generally help you to maintain your equilibrium in the Face of Dark Adversity. Good friends are a social and academic necessity: unless you learn to work with (and not against) others you'll not make it here or later as a practicing engineer. Secondly .... make this your real home. We have found (and perhaps this is now time to confess that you're reading something written by the Engineering Councelling Service, of which more anon) that students who abandon every week to go home have more trouble than anyone. This may be because, if your heart is in Toronto or Sudbury or Lower Timbuctoo, you cannot give your all to a task that will demand your all. It also means that YOU won't get all your guaranteed unless you are Totally Competent and Know Everthing, in which case (a) why are you here? and (b) you wouldn't have any need friends to take notes if you're away, help you with those impossible assignments, share your miseries when you make a mess of something (note: this is almost work done, you'll get behind with sickening rapidity, you won't have a bunch of friends to help, and it will be farewell. We recommend that you only plan 2 or 3 weekends away, and that you do everything possible to make yourself feel a real part of this faculty. If you're living in residence, that's easier; if you're living off-campus, make an extra effort to spend some time in the evenings on-campus with friends (e.g. get together for some Calculus-coffee-chat with someone in residence). Loneliness hits just about everyone in ftrst term - after all, you're away from everything and everyone that once made up your life - but just remember (a) almost everyone else feels the same, and (b) most everyone is waiting for everyone else to admit . it! And don't forget the other things that make you who you are: hobbies, sports, and so on. If you play the piano, tuba, or piccolo; if you toss a football around or play broomball; if you ride a bike, play chess, make the world's best pizza, sew a fine seam, or collect used skunk-hides - find some time to continue doing that, at least once or twice a week. Finally, your brain will work well for you if you treat your body better than merely a shelf to keep your head off the ground. You will look, feel, and function better if you get a minimum of 4 exercise sessions of 20 minutes each per week .... anything you like providing it makes you puff and pant. Jogging, fitness classes, swimming - whatever, but do it! And that's all the advice, folks. Except to add that Meg and Ian, in Engineering Counselling, are there to help you in anything that might get in the way of you doing a good job as a student. So, if you have any questions, feel that the world is turning inside out, or just want to check on what to expect (and what to do about it), give us a call (ext. 2849) or drop in (CPH, room 4318 and 4320). We'll do what we can. Meanwhile, if life is a bewildering whirl, relax and enjoy it. After all, people willingly pay money for carnival rides, don't they? Cheers! engineers trundled off to Montreal, cramming for the five-day final where all you're asked to do is try to break the back of apartheid, get the Soviets out of Afghanistan and resolve the 3rd World dilemna. We must have done fairly well, since more than one person commented "maybe you engineers aren't so bad, after all." It was an opportunity that shouldn't have been miss'ed, and the Dean's Office has generously helped us make sure that we didn't, This year, we went, representing all of UW. Last year, no one did. Next year? Come the winter term, Eng Soc will be able to provide registration info for CNMUN A '87, or you can write the UNA in Ottawa. The friends we made from all across Canada and the U.S., the wild times we had in the city, and the unequalled educational expe- rience of the model itself, made our trip one that we will never forget. Join us and become a part of it in the coming year.
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The sprint to the finish was extremely confusing, as the leading cyclists caught two packs of lapped riders right at the line. Some good guesses by the officials and a little honesty on the part of the leaders helped sort out the final standings. Astrid Becker of Waterloo took flIst place in the women's race, with Pascal Cal well-Mortimer of Toronto second and Margo Fraser, a U of W Kin student, third. To spectators who had never before witnessed a cycling race, many of these riders did not look like novices. Perhaps it was the wild spandex jerseys and shorts with sponsor and team names emblazoned on every available square inch. Or it could have been that the finely-tuned machines beneath the cyclists bore little resemblance to the battered and rusted CCM's that normally grace Ring Road. Most likely it was the 42 kmlhr pace of the lead pack and the strong breeze that followed its passing. The novice race was not without mishaps, however. The rain caused the painted centre-lines to be extremely treacherous, and more than a few cyclists found themselves slipping, over- correcting and then falling, often taking down other riders with them. Other crashes occurred when cyclists failed to hold their lines within the pack, and crossed wheels with riders in front of them. The start of the 56 km Senior 3 race coincided with a positive change in the weather, though road ,conditions were still slippery for the first half of the race. The event was won by veteran cyclist Bert Dekker of the Waterloo c.c., who nosed past Tom Paskey in a spectacular sprint to the finish. Sanbae Lee of the Boardwalk C.C. was third. A crash near Carl Pollock Hall on the second last lap of the 20 lap race broke up the 113-rider pack, which had remained united for most of the race. The average speed was clocked at 47.3 kmlhr' indicating the advanced skill of theses racers. (This is one reason why you shouldn't step in front of the pack.) Several engineers took part in the races including Senior 3's Thomas Schmidt (4A Civ), J.P. Pinard (2B Geo) and Constantin Milchin (IB Mech). Milchin helped 1B Mech scoop up an easy 30 P**5 points with their "La Vie MechAnarchy" team entry. (Nice jerseys, guys, but your bikes could use a little work!) The race organizers apologize for the lack of a non-serious race and hope for a better race next year. EATON'S TRAVELI@I , Travelling This Summer? Come See Us For All Your Travel Needs fully recognized and appointed by AU airlines. companies. car rental operators. hotel chains ... aU Ihe people who provide the services you need! WE SELL GREY COACH AND VIA RAIL TICKETS 888-4054 EA TON'S TRA VEL in I he Soul b Campu& Hall TRAVEL ON YOUR EATON'S. ACCOUNT In the past few years, the popularity of competitive cycling in North America has increased dramatically. This is in part due to the expanded media coverage of races such as the Tour de France and the Race Across America, as well as the impressive performances by athletes like American Greg Le Mond and Canada's Steve Bauer. (The flashy fashions haven't hurt either.) Competitive cycling in Canada is not nearly as well organized as it is in Europe hut that will probably change with the influx of novices into the sport. In order to advance from Novice status to Cadet (under 15 years of age), Junior (16 and 17 years) or Senior 3 (18 and over), cyclists must either place 1 st, 2nd or 3rd in an Ontario Cycling Association (O.C.A) sanctioned event, or compete in three sanctioned races, whichever comes first. Once in the Senior 3 class, cyclists must obtain 12 points during the course of one racing season in order to advance to Senior 2 status. Riders finishing first earn 7 points, and second through fourth receive 5, 3 and 1 point respectively. Looking at the number and calibre of the participants in Sunday's race, one can appreciate how difficult it must be to snatch one of those coveted top placings. strategy and speed (as well as luck) all play important roles in detennining the outcome of a race. Spectators may have noticed some of the more seasoned cyclists letting air out of their tires in order to increase traction. Stronger riders who choose to lead and essentially break the wind for the others are not likely to be involved in a crash. However, the extra effort expended at the front eventually tires the legs and the leaders may have nothing left for the sprint. Cyclists who position themselves within the pack enjoy the benefits of reduced wind resistance, but run a higher risk of being caught in or behind a crash and being permanently separated from the lead group. Experienced riders tend to recognize and avoid other cyclists who are likely to cause a crash. July 1986 Several pnmes (pronounced "preems") placed strategically throughout the race encourage the leading riders to pick up the pace. A bell is rung at the start of the prime lap, and the riders sprint for money or prizes at the end of this lap. Often a few cyclists may break away from the pack as the result of the prime (what some people will do for money!). Riders who go for primes at the end of a race (eg. the Classic had primes on the 5th, 4th and 3rd last laps of the race) risk burning out their legs before the final sprint. Dekker, the Senior 3 winner, did not sprint for any primes, but was content to stay in about 10th to 15th position for much of the race, saving his legs for the finish. The Second Annual Ring Road Classic was deemed a success by almost everyone involved, though, of course, it wasn't perfect. Plans are already in the works for next year's race, and all suggestions for improvements will be seriously considered. Thanks to all the marshals that came out to help: several cyclists commented on the great job that you did in keeping the road safe. Special thanks to Dr. T. Brzustowski, D.P. Robertson, Zel Whittington in Bookings, Fred Stewart, Phil McKay and Security, PAC personnel, Dr. Don Ranney, St. John's Ambulance, Grounds personnel, Engineering Audio- Visual, Dr. Bishop of the Kinesiology Department, Riordan's and the other sponsors, and Ziggy's Cycle for their co-operation and assistance with the race.
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Paper was strewn about the room, the computer monitor was flashing out numbers, and on his bench in front of him was a box-shaped device with a couple of switches and a protruding nozzle. Sandy placed the juice beside him and leaned over and kissed his ear. Will stirred, looked at Sandy and smiled as he stretched himself. "I missed you last night," she said. "I saw the light in here, though, so I just left you." "I'm sorry, sweetheart, but I wanted to work with the things Greg brought back. I guess I fell asleep." "Are you going to let your big secret out of the bag soon?" she said, indicating the box. "Soon. Quite soon. Have you seen Greg at all this morning?" "Yeah, he's been up for a while. Do you want me to go find him for you?" "If you wouldn't mind. I've got something to show him." A smile spread across his face as he said this.Sandy left the room and Will turned back to his bench. He stared at the device on top of it and smiled widely. He leaned back in his chair, still staring at his creation. A moment later, Greg walked in. '''Hi, Will. What's up?" he said. Wil1looked at Greg then at the box. "My friend, you are looking at the world's first time machine." Greg's jaw dropped and his eyes widened with excitement. "You're kidding! You did it?" Will jumped out of his chair and threw his arms around his friend. The two of them screamed out their joy. "We did it!" Will said. "All our troubles are over. I want to get on with it immediately. I want to use it today." Greg's smile faded. "You know," said Greg. "I've been thinking. You want to go back in time and prevent this war, but you already existed in that time period. Therefore there will be two of you. Have you thought of the possible repercussions?" "Often," Will replied. "But anything's got to be better than this. What are we going to do when that radiation gets up here? We can't just keep trying to avoid it all the time. Face it, this world is dead." The two of them stared at each other for a long moment. Greg knew Will was right but there was so much at stake, he thought. "In any case you can't stop me. I'm going ahead with this today." Greg knew there was nothing he could say to change Will's mind. Will had been working on time travel even before the war, but after the war, he had become obsessed with his goal. Greg bowed his head for a moment, and finally gave into him. "What do you want me to do,?" he asked reluctantly. Will smiled at him. "I've got to get some supplies together, so just meet me here with . Sandy in an hour." Will turned and left the room. * * * "So, wh.ere is he?" asked Sandy as she glanced at her watch. "It's been an hour. Greg, is it really that dangerous? What will happen?" Greg thought for a moment. "Who knows. He might come back alright, he might not be able to change a thing. No one has ever travelled in time, and Will's not prepared to test the possibilities." Hey ! WH yare you reading tHis i n ClaSS? Just then Will rushed in wearing a light jacket and a knapsack on his back. "Will, Greg's told me what you want to do. You're going to get killed!" Will glared at Greg then looked back at Sandy. "I've gone over everything so don't worry. Soon it's all going to be back to normal." "But what's it going to cost? What's going to happen to you? How will you know you've done it? I don't like this idea at all, something's going to happen!" Tears were beginning to form in her eyes now. Will ignored her, went to his work bench and tapped several keys on the computer. Lights on the top of the box began to glow. He flicked both switches on the box and it began to hum. The protruding tube began to glow red. Will walked back over to Sandy who was staring at him with widening eyes. "I have to do this. I've been working on this too long to just stop now." There were tears streaming down her face. Will put on a reassuring smile. He couldn't let her know that he, too, was afraid of the consequences of his actions. He took her into his arms and she clutched him tightly. Neither of them wanted to let go but Will knew that he had to go. "I love you," he whispered. "Then don't leave me. Don't do this, Will. You always think that you've got to do something about everything. Just accept it for once and try to live with it. Don't try to
-. );r- 9 "SYSTEM READY" appeared on .' SpIces . the screen. Will pulled away slowly * Dishes"'" '. from Sandy. She tried to hold on to *. him bu t couldn't. He walked over * Non-Vegetanan DIshes .. . to Greg, whose head was bowed, ., :,. .. \tJ' /11 , - u U .. . ' .. I .... .: ....... * FlS' h O & -Rice DI'shes '''::- ,v,:v<. t 6'" " and extended his hand. Greg raised .... " >': ...- F 11 Li ed t; , ,19 -. ,,\. h' h d I k d h' f * u y cenc _ '. 0 ; . ,. 1S ea, 00 e at 1m or a . ;-,.... C" _:.- ,;:r".:, .. )';" 'l.;'''m .. .;.; ;:::'-'t; .... ..Not.Val'd.A1ter;Sept. 30186 moment, and slowly extended hl'S ' . . ......_ ..,: . ..... '.J.:.. .. j._"..... , _'" .. . .. ..\;",:;.... 'J::".3:_:... ' .... """'.. . . _." p ;"'.'. ;-. . -.. ...,. ... ''' , . (.w. .'. . $' - - AY - - . .. .. :: _: -;i\ . '. own hand and shook Will's. TO THE '0' '. .. :5 00 : ORDER OF ' . 'I' ',,, .:. ,.' . "W::. - .. ..... ..,' -, .: . ,, : '2 .. .'".:. .. ; ... <- PRL"'l'{N.AME.AN.DADDRESS:fN FULL' .,\",... .., J8 cheque 1B redeemable for $5.00 .. ' VIJAY' th minimum purchase of $15.00 or more : S RESTAURANT m our food selections. FEATURING AUTHENTIC eservations 743 - 6060 INDIAN CUISINE :) " .; ' '.. " .. : .-:.:.:-, .. ,-.. .. ' o''': ... "If I don't make it back, you're in charge," said Will. Greg wanted to say something but the words were caught in his throat. "Good luck," was all he could July 1986 Part 2 say. Will turned again to look at Sandy. She was leaning against a table crying. Will pushed a button on the computer and the humming grew louder. Sandy walked towards him. "Y ou're not going through with this, are you?" Will just looked at her as he positioned himself in front of the box. The humming was slowly increasing in pitch and intensity. "You'd better stand back," he said. He looked deep into her eyes. How could he leave her, he thought. Suddenly a burst of bright red light shot from the tube on the box, enveloping him, and the room became filled with a near-deafening roar. Sandy screamed and ran towards the box. Greg grabbed her and held on to her. "It's too late!" Greg yelled. "He's 19one." Sandy watched as Will started to fade. Until the last moment he kept staring at her. Sandy thought she saw 'a tear trickling down his cheek but couldn't be sure because of the red light which surrounded him. The humming and the loud noise slowly began to subside and the red light faded into nothing taking Will with it. She sobbed, her eyes filled with tears. "I love you, Will," she whis- pered. "What was that?" asked Greg as he wiped his mouth with l1is napkin. "I said I love you, sweetheart," replied Sandy. Greg got up from the dining room table and walked into the kitchen where Sandy was pouring them both a glass of wine. Greg leaned over and kissed her on the cheek. "That was the most incredible meal I have ever eaten," he said. "No wonder I married you." "Oh, so that's it," she retorted with a smile on her face. "You only love me because I can cook." Greg chuckled. "It's still early, do you want to drive into town and catch a movie or something? There's a great movie showing about nuclear WaI and how the survivors try to live." "Y ou know I don't like science fiction," she said. "I can't handle those phoney movies. Let's go see something a little more realistic." "Like one of your sappy love stories? No thank you." "Why don't we just stay in and think of something to do here," she said with a sly expression on her face. Greg smiled back at her. "I guess I could be convinced to do that." They took their glasses of wine and went upstairs, giggling as they went ',,', July 1986 IRON WARRIOR 17 World ews Briefs CAR INSURANCE CRISIS u.s. & CANADA CONSIDERING SANCTIONS Canadian and American governments have confirmed reports that they are considering the imposition of sanctions on South Africa, but have not as yet outlined what measures they are prepared to take. In a Washington press conference this week, President Reagan ruled out economic sanctions against the government, because, "well, golly, they've got a lot of minerals and stuff, don't they?" The President also indicated that the sanctions would not be diplomatic, or even military, because, "well, gee, we don't want to stir up a bunch of trouble and bad feelings." However, Reagan pointed out that the new American ambassador to South Africa is "a ni - er - a person of the black persuasion, which should show them we mean business. Also, we just might not send Sinatra to Sun City this year, and see if they get the message ... that is, if Frank doesn't mind. Do you think he'd mind ? Gosh, we better check with Frank." The White House will issue a statement outlining its policy on Monday afternoon. MORE BOOKS BANNED The Waterloo County Board of Education has suspended the teaching of William Shakepeare's The Merchant of Venice, because of the play's anti-Semitic content. The uproar refers to the character Shylock, a Jewish loan shark of somewhat less than pleasant disposition. Ted ' Redneck, a spokesman for the Board, stated that they were "shocked to find that hate literature such as The Merchant of Venice was being taught in their schools. God only knows what trauma is being inflicted on the youth of today by the teaching of this play." Mr. Redneck was ata loss to explain the continued survival of the free world as we know it since the play was first taught to children in the late 1600's, but did explain that high school students spending too much time in video arcades was directly atttributable to the teaching of the play. Books that are scheduled to be reviewed in the near future are To Kill a Mockingbird, The Taming of the Shrew, Huckleberry Finn, Moby Dick, Great Expectations, Uncle Tom's Cabin, Othello, The Old Man and the Sea, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Mutiny on the Bounty, Papillon, The History of the World, The Origin of Species, the Bible, and the Iron Warrior. YET ANOTHER SUPER MALL The creators of the infamous West Edmonton Mall have done it again. The Ghermezian brothers have just returned form Australia flushed with tales of their latest success. Their newest super mall covers the entire island of Tasmania, and is being touted as the largest shopping complex the world has ever seen. The complex contains over 100,000 stores, including 50,000 McDonald's restaurants. "This is not your average, every day super mall," said one of the brothers. "We have included a few extra things in this one." The complex contains its own international airport, and will include facilities for launching and receiving the space shuttle when it becomes operational again, hopefully next year. The shopping complex, called West Tasmania Mall, is considered to be a separate autonomous country, and has been given a seat on the United Nations Security Council. The brothers categorically denied any rumours that 'West Tasmania Mall has its own nuclear missile launch sites, but did add that such a measure could not be ruled out because of the complex's vital strategic role in global politics. Ontarians are entering a severe insurance crisis, according to a New Democratic Party Committee report, and the situation will only get worse if steps are not taken to regulate and restructure the insurance system. The committee found that the incidence of massive increases in the insurance premiums was even worse than expected. Annual premiums for some people are higher than the cost of a new car. According to the latest statistics, the average driver of a Plymouth K car who has not had an accident, ticket, or drink in the last twenty years will have to pay $15,599 a year for complete coverage. Owners of more ex.otic cars, such as the Rabbit, can expect to pay at least double this value. TOUGH NEW CANADIAN PORN LAWS Ottawa (PU) - Canadian Justice Minister John Crossbeam has drawn criticism from across the country with his sweeping new ammendments to Canada's porno- graphy laws. The new amendments have made it an offence to produce or sell or transport any visual matter showing any form of sexual activity. Under the new Canadian laws, movies may not have any animate actors in them,. "At first, we were . . . .. Meanwhile, Prime Minister Mulroney has also refused to speculate on what action his government would be taking to protest the Botha regime's policies. "We're watching the situation closely, and we'll probably have a response firmed up by Monday night. " BUXBAUM WEDDING PLANNED female casts," said Crossbeam."tf you have men and women in the same movie, they will be looking at each other, and God only knows what will happen next, not to mention the implied sexual tension in the glance alone. Then someone pointed out the potential for homosexual activity in an all male or all female movie, and we were obliged to make such movies illegal, as well." When asked what specific measures were being considered, Mulroney deferred the question to some of his Cabinet members, only to be reminded that those people had either resigned or been reappointed to another position in Cabinet. Upon this, Mulroney retired to his office, but made Joe Clark stay and answer "any other stupid questions the press can think of." The marriage. of Helmuth Buxbaum to Lisa Dizih will probably take place next June, according to the prospective bride. Buxbaum, who was convicted earlier this year of hiring a professional to have his wife killed, is currently serving his sentence in the maximum-security Millhaven penitentiary in Kingston. Prison officials will grant a temoprary release next June, to allow the couple to be married. When informed of the official decision, Buxbaum was overjoyed. "This is "It's right over there, Brian." Opposition leaders show the Prime Minister the writing on the wall. "Where's the john?" asks a disinterested Mulroney. too good to be true. I just signed a deal with ABC for the rights to my story, and now this. I guess my luck is finally turning." ABC Television would neither confirm nor deny rumours that the deal, for a three-part miniseries to run next season, includes provisions for a sequel. sourn AFRICA I THREATENS TO JAIL JOURNALISTS Story in 3-5 years. Written descriptions do not como under the ban, and Cross beam has told censors that movies about pet rocks would probably be considered non-pornographic. Canadian 2SB KIng Streel Nor'" Travel Centre On/alia Ol.l' 8cJ"". .. f' GO"'9 PI.r#t. 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To get you st arted on answering questions, I have designed a quiz to test you on the subject you have been studying for years. You have probably wasted more time studying this than any other subject (I sure have) . If you haven't guessed already, the subject is television. What could be easier? 1) Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot was better known as which of the following villains in the Batman series? 9) Charles Manson was turned down for a part in the Monkees TV 3) Vic Morrow died in the filming series. True or False? of Twilight Zone: The Movie. a) Riddler b) Joker c) Egghead d) Penguin 2) What character did Ken Osmond portray in Leave it to Beaver? 3) Over which eye did Colonel Klink wear his monocle in the series Hogan's Heros? 4) Which shoe contained Maxwell Smart's shoe phone, left or right? 5) Who lived across the hall from Bob Newhart in his show by the same name? 10) was the surfer who gave Francme Lawrence her nickname in the series Gidget? 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K-W AREA'S #1 JEAN OUTLET JEANS "R" US MENS MENS DESIGNER JEANS LEVIS JEANS S 19 4) Steven Spielberg had his directing debut with the movie The Sugarland Express. 5) Jane Fonda starred in Barbarella. 6) Lee Marvin was the drunk gun- slinger in Cat Ballou. 7) Mickey Mouse was briefly known as Mortimer Mouse. 8) George Hamilton played Zorro in Zorro, the Gay Blade. 9) The name of Han Solo's space ship was the Millennium Falcon. 10) Vangel is composed the musical score to Chariots of Fire. by Mark Driedger Researchers at the University of Waterloo have recently made several important contributions in the area of information theory. The work is an application of Nyquist's sampling theory which gives us the minimum number of times that any continuous signal must be ampled in order to completely specify it. Nyquist's theory has now been applied to university lectures in an attempt to define the minimum note-taking rate as a function of the characteristics of the lecture. For example, if a professor speaks in a slow, monotone voice, the frequency content of the lecture is low and the lecture can be sampled at a low rate, say one out of every ten words. This leaves the student more time for drinking coffee and doodling on the desks. Several special cases have been derived. If a professor repeats each point many times, then the lecture is periodic and is specified by one "cycle", usually the first thirty seconds of the lecture. We also have the case of a "deterministic" lecture in which the content is July 198 Answers to Tip Toe Through the Trivia 'SqUlOq .regpnu JO 10J pgsn tpnos gql jO SBM n q:)Ugld Aq 9-1761 St!M gtll (11 . uoow" 10 . jJgf St!M gUlt!U S,lgJlns gql (01 'ur>/S<JJ)J /0 PIJOM 8u!zvUJ <JtfL gql pglIelS UqSgl)l (8 19ddo:) POO[q 'lW ( SgUg gql gql qloq pglBgdde Atpgll,O "lBPBll" 19l[BM. (9 S,'llt!qMgN qoa SBM UgplOa Plt!MOH (g 'goqs SBMI guoqd gogs S,llBWS TF)MXBW 'gAg ljgT m gpOUOUl glOM IgUOI0;) (9 SB UMOID{ .lgllgq SB 'lOqg[qqO;) prBMSo ( specified by a function or mapping. It has been found that this mapping f(x), tends to the form: f(x) = chapter number (x) of' (insert your favourite t name) It is obvious that the mapping comb'ned with the contains all the information in the lecture, and that the lecture need no be sampled once the variable x is known. .A significant class of lectures (no more puns please!!!) is the random lecture. As with any random event . . ' it IS completely specified by a probability distribution. If th central limit theorem also applies (it usually does if the lecture consists of a large number of unrelated, po.ints) then the distributiol1i IS GaussIan. Theoretically anyl Gaussian random event is characterized by its mean and deviation, and therefore, it does not matter if the lecture is sampled at all, so long as these quantities are known. One practical problem is that if the lectures are not sampled, the student does not have a good estimate of the mean until after the midterm (usually the student will tend to underestimate). WORDSMITH TYPING, WORD PROCESSING Resumes Letters Mailing Lists 232 King N. Waterloo Term Papers Reports Theses UePA's Engineering FOlTIlUlas Photocopying, Binding 886-8089 or 576-7901 July 1986 TWOUW ENGINEERING PROFS HONOURED Two engineering professors have been honoured by being named to fellowships in professional organizations. David Roulston, of Electrical Engineering, has been appointed a Fellow of the Institution of Electrical Engineers, . London. Professor Roulston specializes in bipolar transistor technology, particularly the analysis and modelling of physical processes in silicon chips for computers; communications, and power electronics. He has published over one hundred papers, and has been awarded six patents in the area of microwave and optical detector circuits and bipolar devices. John Schey, of Mechanical Engineering, has been elected a Fellow of the American Society of Metals, "for outstanding contri- butions to the practice, development and teaching of manufacturing process , particularly metal- orking processes and the triblogy of metalworking." (Tribology is the study of lubrication and wear.) Pofessor Schey is a gt,aduate of the Academy of Sciences, Budapest, Hungary, and has been at UW since 1974. He has published three books and numerous papers, and has eight patents related to . manufacturing. Earlier this year, he was also installed as a Fellow of the Society of Manufacturing Engineers, which gave him the Gold Medal Award in 1974. LENNOX HERE FOR ANOTHER THREE YEARS Dean Lennox has been appointed Dean of Engineering for another three years. He will have been Dean for five years as of June 30, 1987, and the appointment is for another three years following that. SKI TRIP Tired of the heat and humidity? One way to cool off is to think about the ski trip scheduled f9r the winter term. EngSoc B is planning a trip to Killington, Vermont, from January 15 to 18, 1987. Because the trip is scheduled early in the term, it is going to take some advanced planning before the end of this term, so give it some thought while you are lounging around a pool. IRON WARRIOR 19 News .Briefs STUDENTS BUILDING RACE CAR Four fourth-year mechanical engineering students are hoping to enter the Formula SAE competition in May 1987. Supervised by Dr. A. Hale, Chris Clemen ts, Matt Crossley, Evan Jones and Cathy Wilton are designing a small, formula-styled racing car for their ME 482 project. The project also includes building and racing the car in competition. The Society of Automotive Engineers has sponsored the competition for the last six years, and it is open to students enrolled in a accredited engineering program. Each student team must produce a prototype car that accelerates rapidly and has good braking and handling characteristics. There are three categories of evaluation. For static events, the car is judged on its overall design and presentation to the judges. In the individual performance tIial, the car is tested for acceleration, braking, fuel economy, maneuverability and cornering. The endurance event is the highlight of the competition and is designed to test the reliability and e .UI c with the other entries. The track is 1.6 km long, with the maximum straight section being 20 m long. The car itself is located in E3-2103A, in the back of the Fluids lab, and uses a Honda 500 cc V-4 motorcycle engine. MECH. DEPT. RECOMMENDS MICROS The Department of Mechanical Engineering is reviewing a suggestion that freshmen be "strongly advised" to purchase computers prior to registering in the Mechanical Engineering program at Waterloo. The recommendation is part of the findings of a Computer Task Force established by the department to review the use of compu ters in the curriculum. Implementation of this suggestion is tentatively scheduled for the Fall 1987 term, pending selection of an acceptable (and affordable) micro- computer, applicable software, and a reasonable financing program for students who might not be able to afford such a purchase. According to a department spokesman, the approval of Faculty Council regarding the new policy is not necessary, as the purchase of a microcomputer would be a recommendation and not a mandatory requirement for acceptance into the program. SFFDEBATES The finals for the Sandford Fleming Foundation debates were held in the POETS Pu b on Thursday, July 17, 1986. The resolution before the floor was "Be it resolved that debating is a wa te of time." Supporting the resolution were Michael Schatz and Paul Meyer (3A Civil), and opposed were Trevor McAlpine and Dave Whitehead (2B Mech). By a unanimous decision of the three judges, the resolution fell, ruling that debating was not a waste of time. Congratulations to Trevor and SHAD VALLEY It may have come to your attention that high school students have been running around . the University of Waterloo for the past few weeks. 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