MEMORANDUM To: All Employees

FROM: Special High Intensity Training In order to assure that we continue to produce superior workmanship, it shall be our policy to keep all employees thoroughly trained ia our new program o! "Special High Intensity Training# (S.H.I.T.)$ %e shall stri e to gi e our employees more S.H.I.T. Than any other organi&ation$

'll our super isors are specially (uali!ied and shall ensure that you recei e all the S.H.I.T. that you can handle$

I! you !eel that you ha e not recei ed your !air share o! S.H.I.T. on the )ob, please ad ise your !oreman$ *our name will immediately be placed at the top o! the S.H.I.T. list$

I! you consider yoursel! su!!iciently trained, you may be interested in training others$ %+ can add you to out Basic Understanding Lecture List - Special High Intensity Training ,B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.- program$

I! you ha e any (uestions or concerns, please address them to our Head Of Training - Special High Intensity Training ,H.O.T.S.H.I.T.-

Thank you, Boss In General - Special High Intensity Training ,B.I.G.S.H.I.T..$S$ %ith the attitude many o! you display at the work sites, you could easily become (uali!ied to become the Director In Programming - Special High Intensity Training ,D.I.P.S.H.I.T.-