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Deadwood Free Press Vol.

2 Issue 19 July 3, 1878

Vol. 2 Issue 19 July 3, 1878

BLOODCRAZED GUNMAN SEEKS TO


MASSACRE COUNCIL
New Businessman Guns Him Down
Famed Chicago businessman Daniel and be pro-
Densmith celebrated his first hours in tected.”
Deadwood by gunning down a man who No women
tried to shoot the Deadwood Town Coun- were forth-
cil. co ming of
“We owe our lives to this hero,” said Neil that status.
Streeter, editor of this paper and a member “Hmmm,
of the council. my kind of
Little was known of the man, including town,” Den-
his name. He rode in with Densmith on the smith com-
stage. Densmith said the youth appeared mented.
despondent. T o w n
“He did say something about having a Li b r a r i a n
warrant out on him, but I was discrete David McGil-
and did not question him. I certainly had licuddy said
no clue he was going to draw down on an he was watch-
entire room of people. That was a unpre- ing from the window behind town hall, will,” Densmith said.
dictable act of the sadly insane.” finishing a cigar, and saw the man draw Densmith is well known as a business-
The villain shouted “Death to Tyrants” before Densmith. man who made his money during the Cali-
as he drew his gun, the shrill screams of “That Densmith is fast. I had barely fornia Gold Rush, providing protection to
women echoing through the building. cleared my holster,” McGillicuddy com- miners and then businesspeople from fire
Densmith, behind the man, shot him down mented. and accidents. While he has been charged
before he could cock his gun. It is assumed the man is syphilitic. with extortion and other crimes, he has
“Have no fear,” Densmith shouted, his Densmith was in town to announce to never been convicted, and is best known
blood enraged by this foul act. “Let all the council that he is now president of the as a distinguished banker and citizens of
the Virgins of the town gather behind me First National Bank of Deadwood, and Chicago.
said he would The crime naturally shocked the town
not be scared hall crowd, though it was also noted this
out of town was one of the shorter town council meet-
by the act ings on record.
of a clearly “I guess that ends the meeting,” declared
syphilitic indi- Mayor Clay Kungler.
vidual.
“I am Editor’s Note: We learn late from a San
here to give Francisco journal may be one Darrel Jubi-
business to
D e a d wo o d ,
and give the
lee, also known as the Fresno Kid. There are
reports that the Kid, tried but acquitted on
charges of bank robbery, had left California
Deadline looms
business to
the people of
Deadwood I
because of controversial activities with the
Pinkertons.
to run for
council
Businesswoman Mourned; Sal Wilder reportedly The filing deadline to seek election to the

dead Deadwood Town Council has been extend-


ed to Tuesday, July 7. Potential candidates
should apply to the editor of this paper,
Neil Streeter ((Poohneil Streeter)) and to
First National Bank of Deadwood Presi- including all undergarments including friend,” Streeter said. Mayor Kungler by such date to be consid-
dent Daniel Densmith has vowed to protect the one she wore upon her departure, was Miss Wilder left a will ordering that ered for election later this month.
the jobs and social activities of the Bella returned. the town administer her Bella for the The seats presently under election are
Union Theater and Saloon after sad word It is thus reported that she may have benefit of the town’s orphans, specifically those held by Grey Bedlam, Clay Kungler,
reaches us that its owner, Sal Wilder, is been buried only in the grab granted her the John Tanner Fund for Orphans and Neil Streeter and Coodnank Thibedeau.
dead. upon birth by the Lord, with a few extra Young Women In Need of Useful Work Of them, only the latter, Miss Thibedeau
Miss Wilder had gone east as the snows inches and even more curves granted since. (which has had a variety of names includ- of the Grand Central Hotel, has announced
began to seek treatment for consumption. Editor and a friend of hers, Neil Streeter, ing the John Tanner Fund for Orphans plans to stand again.
Reports of her death began surfacing when vowed to commission a drawing or paint- and Women Whose Hands Must be Kept The Town Council has not met much and
a trunk of her belongings, including all of ing of this sad event to be made available as Busy) which is held in trust by the bank. done little in recent months, and presum-
the clothing she took with her, arrived a commemorative to her many friends. Court proceedings have begun to settle ably that meets the citizens’ needs of little
back at the Bella without explanation from “Sal was one of Deadwood’s first busi- matters in probate. Densmith said while government in a bustling town where most
St. Louis. The trunk had been shipped nesspeople to distinguish themselves as he never met the woman, he has heard so of us take care of ourselves just fine, thank
from the home of a man. a leading citizen, and was a thorough many great things about her that he will you. Citizens who feel government should
Bella employee Miss Mollie Nootan con- treasurer to our Town Council. We have personally donate legal services needed do therwise should best get off their soft
firms that all of Miss Wilder’s clothing, lost a brilliant businessperson and a great for probate. bottoms and do something about it.

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Deadwood Free Press Vol. 2 Issue 19 July 3, 1878

News Briefs
From the ((RL)) New York Times, an
EDITORIAL
interesting view into our world Congress fritters
DEADWOOD At about 11 o’clock yes- Rapids City, 40 miles distant; and a third
its time as country
terday morning a mass of rock, nearly 100 on the Little Missouri River 80 or 90 miles
tons in weight fell from the room of the distant. It is thought these encampments, plunges into debt
tunnel in the Pecacho Mine, burying and in connection with the troops at Fort McK-
instantly killing James DeLong, a miner. inney, will afford sufficient protection from
His fellow workingmen, after two hours’ the Indians in the Black Hills towns and It is a constant frustration to read about to the hot springs, and it is more likely
hard work, recovered the remains, crushed routes during the summer. politics in Washington D.C.. It is as Amer- Congress will seek competitive pricing for
and mangled beyond recognition. ican as freedom to fume over the abuses this land.
A company of prospectors, about 200 AND FINALLY A NY PERSPECTIVE of power. Our Congress has willingly and Oh, and were that not all important
strong, well armed and provisioned for ON A LOCAL EVENT, AN EDITORI- knowingly passed a budget that may well enough, a Senator Kernan introduced a
a two month’s trip, will start from this AL BY THE NEW YORK TIMES: The put our country at an $8 million budget bill that would have prohibited Army bands
vicinity tomorrow or Sunday for the Little metropolis of the Black Hills, notorious as deficit, an obscene number beyond the ken from playing at private parties. Their
Missouri River, where it has been reported Deadwood, is obviously a charming place of any normal person. musicianship has been much requested by
for some time that a rich mining country to live, although the prospect of living is The Congress did this in two ways, first society ladies in New York. Gen Burnside
exists. not so brilliant there as at other points giving in to lobbyists and reducing the apparently defended their performances
of civilization. All sorts of crimes, from tobacco tax by an amount expected to cost so seriously and earnestly that amused
DEADWOOD MURDER TRIAL: The the least to the greatest, are so common $10 million, and the tax on matches will members of Congress gave him the day.
court this morning sentenced Edgerton there as to have given the town a national be reduced meaning another $2 million in The band can play on.
Dunham to 21 years at hard labor in the infamy. reduced revenues. We propose it play a dirge for democ-
Detroit Penitentiary. Dunham was con- The laws have been so constantly vio- At the same time there are these large racy. There are more important things
victed last Friday of manslaughter in the lated with impunity for two or three years issues facing the nation, and entire Con- to discuss for Congress, like how to avoid
first degree for killing Christ Hoffman on that law has virtually ceased to be opera- gress is caught in the squabbling of small- putting future generations in debt with
April 28 last. The murder was unprovoked, tive. Consequently, Rev. N.L. Norcross, a er, petty issue. For example, the owners of an $8 million deficit. We are not being
and grew out of a dispute about a business Congregational Clergyman, referred on a the Congressional Globe, the now defunct responsible to our children.
transaction between the two men. There recent Sunday to the deplorable condition printer of the Congressional record, have On the plus side, Congress did adjourn
was a strong feeling against Dunham at of the community, and urged the pros- been demanding money for years for pur- without passing nonsense at the last
the time the crime was committed, and he ecution of all malefactors. He also made chase of their buildings, past volumes, and minute, as it so often does. It is previously
narrowly escaped being lynched. an appeal through the newspapers to the plates. At last report, Congress was consid- reported that adjournment was after an
The trial of Echapsenta, a Sioux chief, public to see that the outraged laws were ering paying $100,000 for purchase of the overnight session concluding at 7 a.m. in
for the murder of Francis A. Haines, a enforced, and that, as a means to such end, building and all assorted items. the morning. The story behind the matter
private soldier, in 1872, will commence at jurymen should be chosen who would not Similarly trivial is the location of the is that apparently the lawmakers associ-
Rapid City tomorrow. The prisoner says hesitate to convict on proof of guilt. Congressional library, as open war broke ated with the last budget bills were too ine-
the Great Spirit commanded him to kill The sheriff, who is responsible for the out among those who want it in judiciary briated to proceed until the early hours of
the soldier on account of the death of the selection of jurymen, took umbrage at the square and those who want to study the the morning, when they could be sobered.
Indian chief’s little papoose. clergyman’s audacity, went to his house, location endlessly. We suspect the study Presumably they were sobered, but not
Col. MV Sheridan, of Gen. Phil Sheri- took him into custody without any assump- will win, as the actual construction cost particularly fast thinking or well, and so
dan’s staff, arrived in Deadwood last tion of legal justice, and was lugging him would begin at $150,000 and money is in their actions were limited to the formality
evening. He comes for the purpose of off to jail. But then a number of citizens short supply as previously stated. of final budget matters.
selecting suitable locations for encamp- interfered and prevented the consumma- Both trivial and corrupt were proposals This approach is not such a bad idea if
ments for the soldiers now en route to the tion of the outrage. While Deadwood to benefit the owners of the Arkansas Hot it keeps the Congress from passing non-
Hills. Three camps will be established: endures a sheriff of this kind, it is not sin- Springs building by leasing to them the sense; perhaps Congress should be ordered
one in the vicinity of Bear buttes, 10 miles gular that ruffians and desperadoes should federally owned grounds of the property at gunpoint to drink at the conclusion of
from Deadwood; another in the vicinity of have things pretty much their own way. for the ludicrous sum of $1,000 a year. every session.
This measure drowned before it even got

Letters to the Editor


Editor, hand, marked decks, and conspirators to
I must speak out against all the gam- ensure that the only chance the gambler
bling that goes on in our Town. Wherever takes is the amount of money they can take
you go in Deadwood, there are cardsharps from the poor soul who was foolish enough
and tin horns looking to separate our hard- to lay their money down.
working citizens from their money. It is very sad to see the devastation that
In actual fact there is no such thing as a is wrought upon our families by the sin
game of chance. The professional gamblers of greed. Children going hungry because
do not take chances. They use sleight of their father lost his hard earned winnings
at the faro table, or the mother forced
into prostitution because her husband was
killed after challenging a cardsharps cheat-
ing ways.
If a human being caused this kind of suf-
Editor and Publisher fering and devastation, he would be hunted
down and hung at the nearest tree. Yet, we
Neil Streeter allow this evil to grow and spread within
our community.
Associate Publisher I ask that the Free Press join with the
Lola Kanto churches of Deadwood and help close down
the halls of sin, and run the professional
gamblers out of town on a rail after first
Reporters being baptized in tar and feathers.
Addison Leigh Being a man of the cloth I do not con-
done violence except where it is necessary
Contributing Writers to protect oneself. This, in my most humble
Laurel Blackheart opinion is such an instance. The gambling
houses and the gamblers are a threat to
Mrs. Fine Lady our very survival as a society. Let us come
together and drive the heathens from our
Typesetter fair city.
S. Morigi The Rev. J. Smith
Deadwood

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Deadwood Free Press Vol. 2 Issue 19 July 3, 1878

WOMAN MAKES Celebrate the Fourth


SOMETHING APPEAR
A world famous spirit
in Style!
medium has recently arrived in The Deadwood Town Council will sponsor a grand
Deadwood to help the unsettled
spirits of dead residents commu- Fourth of July event this year to celebrate the
nicate with the loved ones they
left behind. birth of our nation. The schedule is:
Mrs Wilhelmina Applewhyte
said she was called to Deadwood
by a chorus of the spirit voices
of departed residents. These suf- 10 a.m. Shooting competition,
fering souls have not been able
to fully pass into the Afterlife, to be organized by Mrs. Kuhr, at the range.
due to unfinished business with
the living.
“The spirit energy is strong
in Deadwood,” said Mrs Apple- Noon, horse racing.
whyte. “You have many spirits
that have met violent or prema-
ture deaths here, and who are
desperate to deliver messages to 1 p.m. (or thereabouts,
their loved ones.”
Mrs Applewhyte estimates depending if horses are still racing
there are hundreds of lost souls abroad. Since then she has come to be
still lingering in our town, many haunting known as “Europe’s Celebrated Spirit Con- through the picnic grounds):
local businesses and homes. While she said jurer, Mystic and Divinator,” for her work
most are harmless, there are malevolent with members of various European royal Picnic and Orations.
spectres which will often actively interfere families, aristocracy and statesmen.
in the business of the living, often causing Mrs Applewhyte has taken up residence
harm to local commerce. at the Phoenix Hotel, and is available for
She expects to remain in Deadwood private tarot card and spirit readings, 3 p.m. Canoe races at the Phoenix
until she is able to reach each and every group seances and spirit exorcisms. Inquire
one of these apparitions. with a hotel concierge for an appointment.
Accompanied by her late husband, Mrs Applewhyte will also be presenting a
Frederick, who acts as her “spirit guide,” series of “trance lectures” on the Phoenix’s 6 p.m. A dance or some other town social.
Mrs Applewhyte is able to communicate stage, dates as yet to be announced.
with the dearly departed through such It is not yet determined at press time if there
means as automatic writing, Tarot cards, Editor’s Note: Editors also see Lost Souls,
trance mediumship and other channeling and some of them owe us a lot of money for will be fireworks, owing to fire danger.
devices. advertising. The difference between us and
According to Mrs Applewhyte, she first this delightful medium is that she sees their
discovered her sensitivity to the spirit world fronts but we see their rapidly disappearing
following the death of her husband nearly backsides when we ask for payment.
a decade ago while they were traveling

Dear Miss Prim and Proper, common trollops for ladies, sir, or you were best left alone.

Miss Prim This writing finds my face aflame with


embarrassment due to recent circum-
stances upon an afternoon’s stroll. Two
tipping a little more than your hat.
Not wanting to know either way,
Miss Prim and Proper
Then there are the married men who
seem to have forgotten they have wives
at all. Memory of life before Deadwood

and Proper ladies were encountered who seemed to be


of gentle nature, as they were admiring a
particular hat in a shop window.
As I tipped my own hat to the ladies,
Dear Miss Prim and Proper,
often is challenged by the high altitude,
evidently.
Gone are the days when a respectable
I am a respectable lady, recently come lady could but drop her reticule upon the
one commented to her friend upon the size to Deadwood, hoping for the prospect of path, and have every man within range
of my hand, then the size of my foot as marriage on the promise on one young rush to hand it back to her in a courtly
indicated by the size of my boot, and also man. The young man, alas, has not been fashion, however. Men, in Deadwood gen-
went so far as to speculate upon the size found to be in residence at this time, and erally have lack of perfect vision where
of other of my bodily parts and append- I am quite stranded, having spent both ladies’ needs are concerned. While some
ages! Imagine my embarrassment and my inheritance and dowry to get here to gentlemen do inhabit our City, they are
concern upon hearing such comments! I join him. few and far.
am not only horrified, but concerned at I have found temporary work in a Gentlemen of purpose and respectability,
this instance, and am also worried that respectable trade, but pay is not such that should one not have the fortune to encoun-
Deadwood might not be a fit place to live, I am able to support myself in the style to ter them through mutual acquaintances,
accordingly. which I am accustomed. As I am not wish- usually can be found in a Church Service.
Please give me your thoughts regarding ing to lower my standards, or compromise In Deadwood, we have a fine Church, and
this instance. my reputation, I am at a lost as to how to services are held upon occasions when
SHOCKED Man with RED face keep body and soul together. Do you have it is befitting, and the Reverend feels so
any advice for me? inclined.
I remain, ladylike but fraying... (Signa- I would advise you to make friends with
Dear Mr. Shocked, ture Withheld) other ladies in the town and attend reli-
This IS quite the pickle, sir. I find it gious services. You should see gentlemen
incredible that two ladies would have either there who might be marriage material,
speculated or commented upon your physi- My Dear Miss Fraying, and hearing the Word of the Lord may
cal person with no previous provocation. I pray you do find marriage as would help you identify them. Keep a close eye
The tipping of one’s hat is certainly cor- be benefiting a young female of your sta- out for scalawags who frequent the town’s
rect, and a simple “Good afternoon” from tion, though I will admit in Deadwood the saloons and houses of ill-repute, and then
you with like replies from the ladies were challenges are vast. While there are any attend services in contrition. These are
all that would have been necessary. number of single men in the City, most surely gentlemen who already have wives
My opinion tends to lead me to the con- are unwashed or uneducated, unsober or and should be avoided.
clusion that the situation was not entirely unrich – none of which makes for marriage Praying for you,
as described. Either you have mistaken material, and taken together the whole is Miss Prim and Proper
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Deadwood Free Press Vol. 2 Issue 19 July 3, 1878

COUNCIL MEETING MINUTES FOR JUNE 14


DEADWOOD CITY, DAKOTA TER- II. Approval of Minutes: Clay called for While N. Streeter lauded the good health VI. Old Business: Each and every one
RITORY the approval of minutes as the first order of that would be forthcoming for Ladies wish- of the Council was called upon to render
TOWN COUNCIL MEETING business, as they had been published locally ing to bathe in the river, in Bathing Cos- old business, and none were forthcoming,
June 14, 1878 under the auspices of the Council and the tumes, and thereby the overall sweet tem- though Mr. Streeter looked as if she wished
supervision of Mr. Neil Streeter. As no perament of said Ladies, an item often seen to say something, and one of the new local
MEMBERS PRESENT: Poohneil objections were noted, Streeter moved that to go lacking in our Fair City, according to citizenry was being introduced.
Streeter, Claytanic Kungler, Coodnank the minutes be approved. Motion was sec- Local Custom, and various other taxes and
Thibedeau, Astolat Dufax, with no onded by Miz A. Dufax, and agreement fees both past, present and future regard- VII. Adjournment:
remembrance of whosoever else due to the was reached in complete harmony. ing boats, trees and rivers were proposed Kungler called the meeting to an end at
dropping of a pencil, and lack of proper at some great length, causing the conster- 1:06 of the afternoon, immediately follow-
writing materials at the time III. Call for Business: Clay asked Coun- nation of Guests and others. ing an assassination attempt on the bodily
cil members to submit items for Business Miss Asto, as would be appropriate, person of the collective Town Council, foiled
Editor’s note: Mrs M, the woman was and Neil recalled that mention should be offered up the planting of a replacement explicitly and permanently in the form of
really ranting, kindly have Miss Leigh made of the turning over of Lawmen’s tree some other Town Property, should Death by Gunshot being administered to
rewrite this before it sees ink Hall. Notation was made that all had been the offending Tree prove to be not upon one of the other Citizens purely as of a
voted on properly at a previous meeting. the Phoenix property proper, the removal protective gesture of Goodwill toward the
CITIZENS AND GUESTS PRES- of the tree being of no cost to the Town Council, and with assistance by others,
ENT: Rod Eun, Cheyenne Wylder, Dieter IV. Seating of New Guests: As several Council. names not noted.
Vlodovic(Col., CSA), Dante Densmith, new faces had appeared upon the premises, Clay asked Miz Dufaux to put her pro-
Blitzer Renfold (outside only, though we Councilwoman, Coodnank welcomed some posal into the form of motion, which she Next regular Town Council Meeting to
have since heard the gent’s name may be Gentlemen to observe the intricate machi- did, and retired herself to the outhouse be announced
Israel Feutz), one Future Corpse (alleged nations of their own Government at work in order to restore herself to her familiar
to be one Tricky outlaw who probably had on their behalf. Various weapons and fire- disposition, and still was counted able to Coodnank Thibedeau, Clerk
wanted posters on him all the way from arms were displayed and surrendered much vote as she could hear the entire proceed- (Writing assistance provided by unknown
here to Mexico, though went somewhat to the dismay of both guests and Council ings through the outhouse door, and she personages)
unnoticed previously), a few passersby, members. The gentlemen were seated would come out and agree to any proposal
and an old yellow dog; fleas and other without serious incident, though Mister that she had come up with should it prove
varmints not without merit Blitzer Renfold was quite shaken. necessary. N. Streeter seconded.
Considerable more discussion was held
I. Call to Order: Council Chairman V. New Business: regarding same and Clay Kungler called
and erstwhile Mayor and mostly present as a. Phoenix Hotel Property - Miz Asto the vote on said motion. It did pass.
there shouldn’t a meeting unless he can be was called upon by Clay to speak her peace
there, Clay Kungler called the meeting to about her proposal for the pleasure and b. School Teacher – The hiring of a
order at 12:05 before the Council had time good health of all our local fine Ladies new School Teacher was brought up as the
to have their dinner at the Grand Central by the introduction at the Phoenix Hotel need had arisen, and School Teachers come
Hotel of larruping Seafood Gumbo, and of a recreational boat dock and bathing under the duly appointed duties of seeing to
after a good shot or two from the bar of his facility. by the Council. One application had been
own establishment, eschewing the Gentle- She asked that the Council remove quite received, from a Christian female, name
man’s Bar in The Grand. a large tree upon the Phoenix property and references were remembered. Discus-
in order to facilitate the building of the sion followed, with the Council thinking
(Many Thanks to Jonny the Bartender Dock. quite possibly the position might be posted
at Clay’s place, for free shots for Various Considerable discussion was enjoyed by to local news, as well as throughout the rest
and Sundry Councilmen in attendance. both the Council and Guests present as of the Territorial Boundaries.
Ladies and Darkies not counted herein.) to the feasibility of such an undertaking.

Scenes About Town

Mrs. Morigi of this newspaper


has been leading Quaker services
of some sort except we are not to
call them services, but something
more spiritual. The effect is said
to be moving and profound.

A lunatic, likely syphillitic, appeared in the Bella


saying the mayor owned him several millions for assas-
sinating “the mayor of Kentucky,” or something like
that. The man the provoked fights and begged to be
shot. Though samaritans such as Miss McMillan and
Gus MacArthur attempted to help him in the jail, the
man was shot down and killed, seemingly repeatedly,
or so the preposterous stories go, by several people sev-
eral times including Town Librarian Zed Pfiefferman.
Distinguished local businessman Daniel Densmith was
noted to say that while we can ship criminal inmates to
Detroit, it is not so simple to ship lunactics elsewhere,
and the town is much, much in need of an asylum. A
proposal to the town council may be forthcoming.

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Deadwood Free Press Vol. 2 Issue 19 July 3, 1878

MARKSMANSHIP IN AMERICA
Shooting contest in Deadwood on Saturday
Being a good shot with a firearm, level of target shooting activity in
in most cases, is not something that our nation is not simply limited to
one is born with. Although there our men. A number of the eastern
are certain inherent qualities that and middle-western rifle clubs have
are certainly a factor, more often womens’ units and sponsor shoot-
than not, it takes extensive practice ing contests for ladies as well as
to turn those qualities into the skill the gentlemen. But then of course,
of good marksmanship. in our Western frontier regions,
This is in fact one of the reasons there have always been female
why most soldiers and Indians are sharpshooters. In buffalo hunting,
notoriously poor shots. They are not a trade where marksmanship made
given the opportunity to practice at the difference between profit and
shooting to any great extent. For disappointment, there have been
the natives, this is because ammu- women among those who did the
nition is hard for them to come by, shooting, including your humble
and is a carefully managed resource correspondent and a Mrs. Ray-
among those people. mond, who was regarded as one of
For soldiers, the lack of target the best shots among the hunters
practice is the outcome of overly working the Republican River herd
frugal policies that permit the allo- in Nebraska during the early part
cation of very little ammunition for of the decade.
training and the improvement of In fact, Mrs. Raymond holds a
the mens’ shooting skills (although degree of fame for having instruct-
the army, having realized this to be ed a young man, W.F. Carver in
a foolish economy, is beginning to the finer points of shooting buffalo.
change it’s policy). During the War This same gentleman to whom
of the Rebellion, officers were frus- she gave instruction is now the
trated to find that many of their well-known professional marks-
citizen soldiers were dismal shots man, “Doc” Carver, who is widely
and essentially useless for modern regarded as one of the best shots in
combat. This sorry reality induced some basis at the Creedmoor rifle range near North America.
former military men to organize a national New York City. Deadwood City has long had spaces
rifle association to promote the develop- Only a year after the aforementioned that have been used for target practice
ment of good shooting skills among the National Rifle Association was cre- and contests of shooting skill have been a
population. ated in 1871, the organization set up the prominent feature of many a civic celebra-
The Germans in America have long Creedmoor range and began encourag- tion. At present, targets are set up on the
promoted such skills through their ing the art of shooting as a competition. rise in between the Deadwood Street livery
“Schuetzenverein,” organizations that American teams have performed well stable and the Homestake Stamp Mill No.
combine the Teutonic inclination to social- in contests against expert British and 1. All are welcome to avail themselves
ize with practice in the use of firearms. Irish riflemen. In these competitions, of the range in order to hone their skills.
Now, similar shooting competitions are the shooters employ highly specialized The next time the town shall be hosting
becoming more popular among the general target shooting weapons, with each team a shooting competition, with be this Sat-
population, with organized teams compet- of 15 men taking turns firing at targets urday, July 4, at 10 AM in the morning.
ing in some high profile matches. Most that are set at distances of 800, 900 and Both gents and ladies are welcome to par-
prominent among these in this country 1,000 yards. ticipate.
is the shooting contest held on a regular It is important to note that the growing
By D.A. Kuhr

Baptism Announcement: Jade Juliet Kungler


Jade Juliet Kungler, the survivor of a hor- was baptized to the family of Our Lord forbid them not, for of such is the kingdom great treats and much socializing, as well
rible accident that just accidentally cleared this weekend by the Rev. Baird Bravin in of God. as the announced engagement of Miss
Chinatown for commercial development, the Deadwood Church. Verily I say unto you, Whosoever shall Laurel BlackHeart, a town librarian, and
Her adopted parents, not receive the Kingdom of God as a little retired military man Sentenza Fallen, a
Clay and Septemb er child, he shall not enter therein.’ veteran of the states war. Much celebration
Blaisdale Kungler, looked And Jesus took them up in his arms, put and congratulation ensued.
beaming and proud. his hands upon them, and blessed them.”
The child, of about 18 There followed a fine summer picnic of
months, was quiet and
uncomplaining as the
Methodist sprinkled her
thrice for the Father, Son
and Ghost.
The Reverend read from
the traditional spiritual
passage about children,
St. Mark Chapter 10:
“They brought young
children to Christ, that he
should teach them.
And his disciples rebuked
those that brought them-
selves
but when Jesus saw it, he
was much displeased, and
said until them,
‘Suffer the little chil-
dren to come unto me, and

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Deadwood Free Press Vol. 2 Issue 19 July 3, 1878

A Serial Story Begins in these Pages...

The Perilous Journeys of


Mary Sue Sweetlyness
Episode 1: The Capture

By Miss Adele Leeland

In the churchyard of a small town, June tonic I developed last fall.” for the poor lost souls who must inhabit long last they spied the familiar spire of
roses planted to adorn the wedding trous- “I don’t know how you do it, Mary Sue,” this filthy quarter. dear old Westminster Church over the
seau of a young beauty bloomed instead spoke Beth in quiet awe, “but 17 years in “That street looks wider” whispere greasy roof tops. Mary smiled beautifically
o’er the green grass of her beloved’s this world and look at the lives you’ve fearful little Nell from the back, pointing and breathed a sigh of relief, exchanging
tomb. already saved.” towards one dim smoke-filled corridor. exited glances of success with her sisters,
Young Mary Sue Sweetlyness wept “I am grateful just to help,” answered “Then that road shall be our fate,” grateful that God alone had spared them
prodigiously over the grave of her dead modest Mary, thinking sadly of the one nodded Mary Sue to the hopeful gaze of to be at the side of their ailing Helen.
fiancé. Insensible to the riotous beauty she could not help, as dear Beth and Little her sister. Nobly, she raised her perfectly Were fate kinder, indeed the trio would
of the beautiful summer morn, she stood Nell exchanged deeply sympathetic glances shaped chin above the corrosive sight of a have soon found themselves spooning
alone, eyes lifted to heaven, whispering above her bowed head. brackish stream where slatterns dumped sugar into hot tea as Mary made ready to
silent promises to God as tear-soaked Mary mounted the carriage as they made their slop jars and urged the horses for- extract the gelatinous phlegm that threat-
lashes dripped jewels of sorrow upon her haste to leave, when Little Nell suddenly ward. ened their sister. It was not to be. Turning
perfect rose tinted alabaster complexion looked up at the sky and gasped at the All three held their breath, traveling at towards the church, one errant hoof on a
veiled from the view of an unjust world. rising moon, “Oh No! We shall not make it first like unseen spirits among the corrupt, paving stone echoed loudly down the lane
All who saw Mary Sue declared it a in time, It’s nearly dark and Helen’s lungs God forsaken creatures certain to share and deliverance was snatched away.
double tragedy and affront to God that such were almost totally blocked with mucus these fetid streets. Little Nell clutched The street came alive. Nell let out a
perfect beauty be cruelly hidden piercing wail as menacing shad-
under the black veil of death. ows darted up from a pile of oily
But it could not be helped. Each rags and startled the horses. The
morning since that horrible day normally noble steeds reared vio-
when he that she adored breathed lently, rolling the carriage to one
his last, Mary Sue covered the side. Dear Beth and Mary Sue
gentle flaxen curls forever and looked on in horror as grinning
took herself to the burial ground ugly forms took shape around
where her beloved lay in repose them, grasped little Nell upon
under ground since his untimely her neck and carried her away.
and mysterious end in the waning Mary Sue lunged in vain to grasp
days of winter. her sister’s flailing hand, but no
This warm summer day was sooner had she disappeared into
no different as Mary Sue per- darkness, Dear Beth let out a
formed the only services still silent cry of agony behind her
possible to benefit her decaying as grimy hands locked upon her
love. Hour after hour she stood wrists and dragged her from the
in remembrance of him, till the carriage.
sun crossed its zenith, and she Refusing to scream, Mary Sue
solemnly made ready to close her raised her whip to meet the cor-
reverie with a Latin recitation of rupted souls circling her like rabid
the first 63 psalms and both ver- dingos. Well she knew she could
sions of the Lord’s Prayer. Gentle apply her weapon to the swift
breezes and bird song hummed horses instead, escape lay ahead
their accompaniment till at long for more cowardly person. Alas
last, her tear flooded eyes opened for Mary and her stout heart,
to the world and touching her she could not leave her kin alone
heart, she gave the bower-like grave one when we left!” fearful Beth to her breast at the sound of to suffer. Crying out in vengeance, she
last loving before turning towards home. “Oh dear!” cried Mary Sue in anguish, harsh voices echoing around them as Mary charged the clutch of evil as yet another
Lost in contemplation, she climbed back to “I must suction her at once or she will suf- Sue expertly whispered to the horses in beast fell upon her from the rooftops and
the road and was surprised by the sight of focate. We must pass through the bad end a language only they could understand, clapped a chloroform soaked rag to her
a waiting carriage. of the village to save time. Be brave, dear hoping to calm them at the sight of ram- lips. Struggling wildly, Mary Sue kicked
“Sister, Sister!” Dear Beth and Little sisters!” shackle huts and exposed compost that and beat her foes till the light left her
Nell cried out, “Come quick, quick!” “Oh no!” cried Little Nell and Dear Beth appeared around every corner. Almost eyes and unconsciousness descended in a
“Whatever is the matter!” Mary Sue with terror-rimmed eyes. silently, they passed over the uneven stones flood.
called, gently gliding towards her older “Take the reigns Mary Sue,” urged Nell, of a street lined with homes shuttered like Vanquished but valiant, brave Mary Sue
siblings, ever conscious of the solemn sur- tossing her the leather straps, “Animals the sealed eyes and lips of an unwilling fell gracefully to the floor of the carriage,
roundings of the nearby sleeping church- don’t respond to anyone nearly as well as corpse. Blocks passed like miles, but con- happily insensible to cruel fiends covet-
yard. they do to you!” fidence bolstered by each succeeding step ing her; Moonlit barrel torsoed men who
“Poor Helen is ill again, and Mother In a fearful hurry, the trio of maidens they remained un-accosted. raised their filthy fists at the heavens and
needs your assistance, for she does not sped down the well worn country road, The sisters road on bravely, whence at laughed victoriously!
know what to do without you!” sighed across railroad tracks to the the impover-
Little Nell, nobly clutching the reigns in ished back streets where darkness seemed
her tiny hands. to fall early. Pausing the horses, Mary Sue
“I shall come at once, we must stop by
the doctors office for my medical bag, Doc
Wheeling is making a study of the red oak
studied the confused narrow catacombs
that zigged and zagged off in every direc-
tion, her gentle heart fluttering with pity
To be continued...

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