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Whatever Happened To Good Old-Fashioned Common Sense
Whatever Happened To Good Old-Fashioned Common Sense
dad had even thought about designing a shopping However, having endured telephone customer
trolley. What’s interesting is that more organisations service introductions worthy of Oscar nominations
now realise customers are key and are choosing to I’d say that even the button is slightly better than
46 address quality service issues - but with differing some humans.
levels of quality. “Good morning, welcome to XYZ, the country’s
customerfirst
What has changed is the increasing number of leading supplier of quality bull...
ways we receive customer service. Yesterday you “We’re sorry for keeping you waiting, your call is
went somewhere; now the world comes to you important to us. My name is Sue Perservis. Please
old-fashioned common sense?
note that all calls are recorded and monitored for It’s not. It’s customer disservice and what it’s really
training and security purposes. Could I have your saying is, frankly we couldn’t care less whether you
name and how can I help you today?” hold or not because there are hundreds of other
I don’t care what your name is. I know who I’m customers foolish enough to waste their time and
calling. I don’t care if you’ve got voice analysers on money while we do more important things.
me. I don’t want to strike up a lasting friendship and And we let them get away with it. We’re fobbed off
if you call me by my first name I’m gonna scream. with “all our operators are busy”. What, again? Still?
What’s wrong with, “Good morning, XYZ. How Invariably this is “due to high levels of demand”. Well
can we help you?” I’m not being awkward or get some more operators then!
stroppy; I just want to get to the point and move on. Stay the course, find a stray operator and then
John Holloway
The introduction alone has cost me a small fortune discover you pressed the wrong option number.
in phone bills. Keep it short and simple… please! Press one for a nervous breakdown, two for a stress John is a former senior
lifelong learning manager and
This assumes, of course, that you’ve found counsellor, three for a course in self-harming…
now a freelance writer
a person at the other end of the wire. If it’s an I reckon a lot of those in ‘corporate world’ take with a passion for customer
automated android then, boy, are you in trouble, the easy way out when handling customer issues service improvement.
because you know what’s coming; hours of stress on the phone. But there’s another area that still gets
holloway.john@virgin.net
plus the torment of knowing that if you cancel the my goat.
call you’d probably have got through in another When, finally, you speak to someone warm and
customerfirst
three seconds. If only you’d waited… breathing there’s a real chance you’ll get passed from
Which lunatic decided that a system involving department to department – on and on, gradually
a recorded message, a process of choosing from dispersing the responsibility as the chain lengthens.
endless numbered options, tinned muzak you I’m sure your organisation is perfect but perhaps it’s 47
wouldn’t play to your worst enemy and a repetitive worth a quick ‘sharp end’ check on procedures. And
Vol 9 No 4
mantra to “stay on the line, your call is important if there’s room for improvement could you persuade
to us”, could possibly be described as customer the ‘higher-ups’ to rethink the strategy?
service? Not on the phone though.