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The Oredigger Issue 09 - February 8, 2006
The Oredigger Issue 09 - February 8, 2006
The Oredigger Issue 09 - February 8, 2006
NSF Award to
Mines Prof
Jason Liu, assistant professor in the
Day
Colorado School of Mines Mathemati- When: Tuesday, February 14 th
cal and Computer Sciences Department, 10am – 4:30pm
has received a National Science Foun- Where: Steinhauer Field House
dation CAREER award for his project Who: More than 100 companies
“Immersive Large-Scale Network Why: Work is better than studying
Simulations.” The prestigious award How: Apply to desired positions
supports the “early career-development online @ Diggernet.net. Pick up a
activities of those teacher-scholars who Career Day Guide at the Career Cen-
most effectively integrate research and ter. Have your resume/cover letter
education within the context of the mis- reviewed
sion of their organization,” according
to the NSF. continued on page 2
Honored Tape
Saturday, March 4 at the Belmar Cen-
biles that will reduce our dependence
ter in Lakewood , CO . Everyone is
on imported oil. This funding will help
invited to attend this year’s festivities
overcome technical barriers and bring
which have been themed as A Naughty
hydrogen and fuel cell technology from
Contest
Night at the Moulin Rouge.
the laboratory to the showroom.” Craig Van Kirk, head of the Pe- gives Mines faculty the opportunity
The Mountain Mardi Gras event is
Mines will conduct research on the troleum Engineering Department at to annually recognize one of their
Colorado ‘s largest Mardi Gras celebra-
polymer membrane, an integral part of Colorado School of Mines, has been outstanding colleagues. They select a
tion. Over 700 guests will be on hand
a Hit
a hydrogen fuel cell system, to advance honored by his peers as the year’s lecturer admired and respected as an
to celebrate at the 12th Mountain Mardi
membrane durability and extend shelf- Faculty Senate Distinguished Lecturer. educator, as well as a person known for
Gras Benefit & Auction for The Limb
life, while simultaneously bringing He will speak on Feb. 22 at 4 p.m. in having stimulating ideas to convey and
Preservation Foundation, a Colorado
down the cost. Metals Hall at the Green Center, 16th an ability to communicate those ideas
non profit organization whose mission
and Cheyenne Streets in Golden. The effectively.
is to support the prevention and treat-
public is invited to attend the lecture, Prior to joining Mines in 1978, Colorado State Employees Credit
Haz-Mat Work “On the Benefits of Multiple Perspec-
tives.”
Van Kirk worked in the petroleum
industry in the areas of exploration,
Union celebrated the relocation of
their Golden office to 1800 Jackson
ment of limb threatening conditions
due to trauma, tumor or infection.
Inside this
gether these amazing women are lead-
Van Kirk notes, “One of the un- Member of the Society of Petroleum
ing a committee of talented volunteers
common characteristics and strengths Engineers (SPE), Van Kirk has served
who will be transforming the Belmar
Issue of
of CSM is its incorporation of mul- as the faculty adviser for the Mines
Center into the dark, fantastical un-
tiple perspectives, arising from the student chapter, as well as chairing
derworld of the Parisian nightclub, the
worldwide variety of students, alumni, committees and serving on the SPE
THE OREDIGGER faculty, staff, and global partners in
research, service and exchange pro-
Board of Directors on an international
level. He is a Registered Professional
Moulin Rouge circa 1900. A Naughty
Night at the Moulin Rouge will be a
celebration of adulthood amidst the
News.........................2 grams.” Engineer and a member of the National
backdrop of the gaudy and glamor-
The Faculty Senate Distinguished Society of Professional Engineers.
ous Paris nightclub. Guests will be
Features............3, 4, 5 Lecturer Award, established in 1990,
continued on page 2
Editorials..............6, 7
Entertainment.......8, 9
Into the Streets Order of Omega Arriving Shortly Super Bowl
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ORC Updates.........10
Sports......................11
Backpage.................12
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FEATURES
February 8, 2006 Page 3
Order of Omega
It is part of the tradition to have faculty and staff personally serving the cake to the students. In addition to this treat,
brief historical facts were attached to each piece of cake to educate students of the intolerable conditions that were once
standard practice in this country.
The day closes with a unique tribute designed to wrap up the commemoration. This year, the campus was entertained
New Members
by the famous jazz band, “Dotsero”. Over 200 students and staff thoroughly enjoyed this dynamic program while feast-
ing on ice cream sundaes. All three of the day’s events exceeded previous year’s numbers as the annual event becomes
a more successful campus tradition.
A special project was introduced this year, “Rosa Resolutions”. It was designed similar to a national project begun
after the death of Rosa Parks. It asks all people to reflect on what simple gesture they could do in their own lives to
“make a difference”. Ms. Parks simply refused to give up her seat on the bus later stating “I just wanted to be treated
like a human being.” Her act had significant influence in beginning the nonviolent protests which lead to enormous
changes in the south and the rest of the country.
Attendees at all the day’s functions were asked to write down a personal ‘resolution’ they would try to make in their
own lives. Some of these are listed below. As Mrs. King stated, “… it is young people of all races and religions that
hold the keys to the fulfillment of his dream.”
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Editorials - Jan 23, 2006) -- What does Entertainment Editor
it mean to be perfect? Many people analyzing. If you’re looking at human The Oredigger is the historical record of CSM, and encourages
strive for ‘perfection’ in their life, society as a whole you might choose BRUCE BUGBEE
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look at it, ‘it’ being perfection. environment?
Pobody’s Nerfect is a cool motto The point of this article is to get
that appeared on Lisa Simpson’s hat you to question your desire for a per-
when TV’s ‘The Simpsons’ (you had fect life. Maybe it already is. Maybe
A Comfort Speech
better know who they are) family went you are already aware of it. If life was
to Australia. Could imperfections be all happiness and joy we wouldn’t
paradoxically perfect in themselves? know what happiness and joy were,
If you look close enough at all of the as we’d have nothing to compare
great names in recorded history you them to. If we never made mistakes, Courtesy of the Los Angeles Times
will see that besides their crowning how would we know we were even
achievements they also carried with learning anything? What would a life
them the faults and mistakes of the be without the experience of learning? It is not an unusual experience was right, for the fifth year in a row, to miliating retreat, last year’s headliner,
average person. John Lennon beat What would it amount to? to listen to President Bush deliver point out that the United States needs Social Security reform, has now been
his first wife, Martin Luther King Jr. There’s no need to try and be per- a major speech and find yourself, affordable healthcare, that Social Se- consigned (again) to that dustbin of
had extramarital affairs…Gandhi, fect. Either you already are perfect, regardless of your politics, nodding curity needs fundamental reform, that history — a blue-ribbon bipartisan
Nelson Mandela, Einstein, and even or you will never achieve perfection. along in vigorous agreement. Tuesday Congress should demonstrate fiscal commission.
Mother Theresa must have done There is a point in doing the best you night was no exception. The president restraint and that the nation’s chaotic Bush once again touted the need
things that were socially or morally can everyday, even if today that sim- hit the right notes, some of them even immigration laws are in sore need of for immigration reform — but without
unacceptable. ply means getting out of bed. If every- surprising, throughout his 52-minute an overhaul. deigning to go into any details about
So, is striving for perfection a pipe- one who ever lived had doubted their State of the Union address. It was Above all, Bush was correct to how to handle the millions of im-
dream when we realize that no matter abilities because they had faults, noth- bracing to hear any resident of 1600 point out that democracy and freedom migrants already here illegally. Why
what our lives are destined to become, ing great would ever have been done. Pennsylvania Ave., let alone an oil- worldwide are in America’s vital start wading into policy debates in
there will always be a balance of nega- If everyone compared themselves to man from Texas, state bluntly that strategic interest and that “the only your fifth State of the Union? And it
tive influence in our actions? What people who have already come and “America is addicted to oil, which is alternative to American leadership is was amusing to hear him pin so much
about the Buddha? Buddha means gone and achieved greatness, then often imported from unstable parts of a dramatically more dangerous and hope on ethanol to deliver us from
‘perfect one’, and when he supposedly no one would have had the courage the world.” anxious world.” dependence on foreign oil.
achieved ‘enlightenment’ he no longer to follow their dreams, goals, and Bush, more than we’ve come to But the president often musters his By far the most cynical part of the
had imperfections. But look at what he purposes. If Einstein had compared expect, was willing to single out by laudable principles to avoid specifics address was the president’s defense of
had to go through to get to that feel- himself to Da Vinci, and subsequently name friendly countries such as Egypt or deflect unpleasant realities. On Iraq, the National Security Agency’s war-
ing/awareness. Was his life up to that been scared into inaction, we would and Saudi Arabia as regimes in need of he said, “I am confident in our plan for rantless wiretapping program, now
point flawless? No way. If you asked never have gained the knowledge that more political reform. He faced down victory, I am confident in the will of rechristened, in Orwellian fashion,
the Buddha about his life I’m sure he’d he shared with the rest of us. Einstein members of Congress, largely from the Iraqi people, I am confident in the the “terrorist surveillance program.”
say right away that he only learnt what wasn’t perfect. My bet is he probably his own party, who peddle “claims that skill and spirit of our military.” As if to Bush’s legal justification was mis-
he did by making mistakes. had a few problems with his personal immigrants are somehow bad for the underscore the theme that confidence leading, and his talk about how such
Could it be that we are all already hygiene, you know, cutting his nostril economy,” and he again spoke persua- is all it takes to prevail, he added, a program could have prevented the
perfect? Everything in the Universe and ear hairs. Still, this isn’t often sively about the opportunity-building “We are in this fight to win, and we 9/11 attacks suggests the White House
is scientifically balanced. Nega- commented upon compared to the virtues of free global trade. are winning.” is considering turning lemons into
tive electrons, positive protons, and Theory of Relativity. He could also In a familiar fixture of major Bush Confidence is an asset, but Bush lemonade by using the issue in this
neutral neutrons do everything they have gotten down on himself for be- speeches, he reserved some of his needs to be more forthright about his year’s midterm elections. The pitch
can to balance out in any and every ing a ‘lowly’ patent clerk. I’m glad greatest oratorical passion for honor- setbacks. On the domestic front, the might go something like this: If you
situation imaginable. By that logic, he didn’t. ing the struggles of civil rights leaders president never seems to be able to think Al Qaeda members have a right
all of our faults and imperfections You were born into the Universe, such as Coretta Scott King and decry- explain why so much of his agenda is to privacy, vote Democratic.
exist inherently as part of our perfec- and you were blessed with some great ing the vestiges of unequal opportu- stalled even though his party controls
tion. How could we ever do the most skills and talents, even if you haven’t nity that still plague the country. He both houses of Congress. In a hu-
important work in life (learning to discovered them yet. Like me you
love), if we already know everything? have probably stopped yourself before
Straw Soldiers
has been perfectly round. I believe ties at times, and because of that doubt
it’s the same with people. You might you don’t attempt an opportunity that
now be asking, ‘If we are all inher- life has given you. Forget those other
ently flawed and have no possibility people. They aren’t better than us.
of attaining a perfect state, what’s the They are, and were the same. They Courtesy of the New York Times
use in even trying? The answer is as are a perfect balance of energies. The
simple as two Hydrogen atoms com- only difference is that despite their
President Bush is not giving up can. But that has nothing to do with specifically to bring that agency, and
ing together with one Oxygen atom perfect imperfections, they still did
the battle over domestic spying. He’s Mr. Bush’s decision to toss out the the president, under control. And there
to make a single molecule of water. their best to work for the betterment of
fighting it with an army of straw men Constitution and judicial process by already is a branch of government
We may always have faults, but if the world. It’s time we all realized that
and a fleet of red herrings. authorizing the National Security assigned to decide what’s legal. It’s
we do our best with altruistic intention we were put here for a reason, even if
In his State of the Union address Agency to eavesdrop without a war- called the judiciary. The law itself is
driving us forward, we will make the it’s only a small anonymous role to
and in a follow-up speech in Nashville rant. Let’s be clear: the president and clear: spying on Americans without a
world a better place. You may still play, and that attaining perfection is
yesterday, Mr. Bush threw out a diz- his team had the ability to monitor warrant is illegal.
obsessively eat chocolate but if you as simple as doing the best that you
zying array of misleading analogies, calls by Qaeda operatives into and One of the oddest moments in Mr.
write up the achievable ‘2050 Plan can to change a tiny part of the world.
propaganda slogans and false choices: out of the United States before 9/11 Bush’s defense of domestic spying
for World Peace’, people are going Congress authorized the president to and got even more authority to do it came when he told his audience in
to forgive you. On the other hand, By Jesse S. Somer
spy on Americans and knew all about after the attacks. They never needed Nashville, “If I was trying to pull
if you sit at home hating yourself h t t p : / / w w w. m 6 . n e t
it ... 9/11 could have been prevented to resort to extralegal and probably a fast one on the American people,
because of your chocolate addiction, Jesse S. Somer is a perfectly im-
by warrantless spying ... you can’t unconstitutional methods. why did I brief Congress?” He did
you aren’t going to help the world, perfect human being just like you.
fight terrorism and also obey the law Mr. Bush said the warrantless not mention that some lawmakers
and in essence you’re not going to It’s time he just did the best he
... and Democrats are not just soft on spying was vetted by lawyers in the protested the spying at the briefings,
achieve the balance of energy (both could, instead of comparing him-
national defense, they actually don’t Justice Department, which is cold or that they found them inadequate.
positive and negative) that you require self to his role-models. They were,
want to beat Al Qaeda. comfort. They also endorsed the abuse The audience members who laughed
to attain satisfaction in your life. and are, perfectly imperfect too.
“Let me put it to you in Texan,” of prisoners and the indefinite deten- and applauded Mr. Bush’s version of
Within paradox there is always the Jesse S. Somer is a creative writer
Mr. Bush drawled at the Grand Ole tion of “unlawful enemy combatants” the truth may have forgot that he said
other side of the coin and so I have working at M6.Net: ‘The web-host-
Opry House yesterday. “If Al Qaeda without charges or trials. he briefed Congress fully on weapons
to suggest yet another perspective. If ing company for humans.’ M6.Net
is calling into the United States, we The president also said the spy- of mass destruction in Iraq. We know
everything in the Universe is already is working hard to help humanity
want to know.” ing is reviewed by N.S.A. lawyers. how that turned out.
balanced then doesn’t that imply that experience the power and freedom to
Yes, and so does every Ameri- That’s nice, but the law was written
no matter what we do, good or bad, develop their own part of the Internet,
EDITORIALS
February 8, 2005 Page 7
Introduction sible criticism and counsel offered by the conspiracy. We now know that serves the interests of our economy.
members of Congress of both parties. two of the hijackers in the United Our nation needs orderly and secure To all of you that missed President
“Thank you all. Mr. Speaker, Vice
In the coming year, I will continue to States placed telephone calls to al borders. To meet this goal, we must Bush’s State of the Union speech last
President Cheney, members of Con-
reach out and seek your good advice. Qaeda operatives overseas. But we have stronger immigration enforce- month, perfect. In an age of impe-
gress, members of the Supreme Court
Yet, there is a difference between did not know about their plans until ment and border protection. And we rialistic democracy, we all must be
and diplomatic corps, distinguished
responsible criticism that aims for it was too late. So to prevent another must have a rational, humane guest informed, but I trust factual content
guests, and fellow citizens: Today our
success, and defeatism that refuses attack -- based on authority given to worker program that rejects amnesty, from Bush like I trust Ex-lax to coun-
nation lost a beloved, graceful, coura-
to acknowledge anything but failure. me by the Constitution and by statute allows temporary jobs for people who ter Hot Pockets.
geous woman who called America to
Hindsight alone is not wisdom, and -- I have authorized a terrorist surveil- seek them legally, and reduces smug- Let’s give a quick blow-by-blow
its founding ideals and carried on a
second-guessing is not a strategy. lance program to aggressively pursue gling and crime at the border. (ironic that we’re not talking about
noble dream. Tonight we are com-
the international communications of Keeping America competitive the Clinton administration).
forted by the hope of a glad reunion
suspected al Qaeda operatives and af- requires affordable health care. Our The nation - empowered by radical
with the husband who was taken so The Terror Offensive
filiates to and from America. Previous government has a responsibility to religious influence and big oil money
long ago, and we are grateful for the “Our offensive against terror
Presidents have used the same consti- provide health care for the poor and - is denouncing radical religion (but
good life of Coretta Scott King.” involves more than military action.
tutional authority I have, and federal the elderly, and we are meeting that the kind held by “evildoers”) and
Ultimately, the only way to defeat
courts have approved the use of that responsibility. For all Americans -- dependence on big oil (though the
The Choices I Will Make the terrorists is to defeat their dark
authority. Appropriate members of for all Americans, we must confront administration laughs all the way to
“In this decisive year, you and vision of hatred and fear by offering
Congress have been kept informed. the rising cost of care, strengthen the the bank)
I will make choices that determine the hopeful alternative of political
The terrorist surveillance program doctor-patient relationship, and help I’ve written before about the mid-
both the future and the character of freedom and peaceful change. So the
has helped prevent terrorist attacks. people afford the insurance coverage American ostrich phenomenon, but
our country. We will choose to act United States of America supports
It remains essential to the security of they need.” this takes the cake. Not only is every
confidently in pursuing the enemies of democratic reform across the broader
America. If there are people inside single paragraph clouded with mis-
freedom -- or retreat from our duties Middle East. Elections are vital, but
our country who are talking with al information and Orwellian double-
in the hope of an easier life. We will they are only the beginning. Raising New Orleans
Qaeda, we want to know about it, speak, but the majority (at least this
choose to build our prosperity by lead- up a democracy requires the rule of “A hopeful society comes to the
because we will not sit back and wait go-round) of Americans continue to be
ing the world economy -- or shut our- law, and protection of minorities, and aid of fellow citizens in times of suf-
to be hit again. duped by the “pyscho-babble.”
selves off from trade and opportunity. strong, accountable institutions that fering and emergency -- and stays at
In all these areas -- from the dis- So, let Bush give you the one thing
In a complex and challenging time, the last longer than a single vote.” it until they’re back on their feet. So
ruption of terror networks, to victory he’s truly knowledgeable about...
road of isolationism and protectionism far the federal government has com-
...The
may seem broad and inviting -- yet it A Call to the World in Iraq, to the spread of freedom and mitted $85 billion to the people of the
ends in danger and decline. The only “The great people of Egypt have hope in troubled regions -- we need the Gulf Coast and New Orleans. We’re
support of our friends and allies. To removing debris and repairing high-
Drinking
way to protect our people, the only voted in a multi-party presidential
way to secure the peace, the only way election -- and now their government draw that support, we must always be ways and rebuilding stronger levees.
to control our destiny is by our leader- should open paths of peaceful op- clear in our principles and willing to We’re providing business loans and
Game
ship -- so the United States of America position that will reduce the appeal act. The only alternative to American housing assistance. Yet as we meet
will continue to lead.” of radicalism. The Palestinian people leadership is a dramatically more dan- these immediate needs, we must also
have voted in elections. And now the gerous and anxious world. Yet we also address deeper challenges that existed
Evil and Radical Islam leaders of Hamas must recognize choose to lead because it is a privilege before the storm arrived.
“In a time of testing, we cannot Israel, disarm, re- to serve the val- In New Orleans and in other (The Oredigger and the
find security by abandoning our ject terrorism, and ues that gave us places, many of our fellow citizens Staff do not promote or
commitments and retreating within work for lasting birth. American have felt excluded from the promise condone binge drinking.)
our borders. If we were to leave these peace. Saudi Ara- leaders -- from of our country. The answer is not What he says # of Drinks
vicious attackers alone, they would bia has taken the Roosevelt to Tru- only temporary relief, but schools “The state of our
not leave us alone. They would sim- first steps of re- man to Kennedy that teach every child, and job skills union is strong...”.................1
ply move the battlefield to our own form -- now it can to Reagan -- re- that bring upward mobility, and more
shores. There is no peace in retreat. offer its people a jected isolation opportunities to own a home and “troops”........................1 (small)
And there is no honor in retreat. By better future by and retreat, be- start a business. As we recover from
allowing radical Islam to work its will pressing forward cause they knew a disaster, let us also work for the day “Iraq” or “Iran”....................1
-- by leaving an assaulted world to with those efforts. that America is when all Americans are protected by
fend for itself -- we would signal to all Democracies in always more se- justice, equal in hope, and rich in op- “terror” (however
that we no longer believe in our own the Middle East cure when free- portunity.” it’s pronounced”...................1
ideals, or even in our own courage. will not look like our own, because dom is on the march.”
But our enemies and our friends can they will reflect the traditions of their Closing “Mahmoud
be certain: The United States will not own citizens. Yet liberty is the future The Economy “Fellow citizens, we’ve been Ahmadinejad”..............2 (+1 if
retreat from the world, and we will of every nation in the Middle East, “Keeping America competitive called to leadership in a period of correct)
never surrender to evil.” because liberty is the right and hope begins with keeping our economy consequence. We’ve entered a great
of all humanity. growing. And our economy grows ideological conflict we did nothing to “Saddam”.............................2
Iraq The same is true of Iran, a nation when Americans have more of their invite. We see great changes in science
“Our work in Iraq is difficult now held hostage by a small clerical own money to spend, save, and invest. and commerce that will influence all “democracy”........................1
because our enemy is brutal. But that elite that is isolating and repressing In the last five years, the tax relief you our lives. Sometimes it can seem that
brutality has not stopped the dramatic its people. The regime in that country passed has left $880 billion in the history is turning in a wide arc, toward “Bring it on”........................1
progress of a new democracy. In less sponsors terrorists in the Palestinian hands of American workers, investors, an unknown shore. Yet the destination
than three years, the nation has gone territories and in Lebanon -- and that small businesses, and families -- and of history is determined by human “NUKULAR”......................3
from dictatorship to liberation, to sov- must come to an end. The Iranian they have used it to help produce action, and every great movement of
ereignty, to a constitution, to national government is defying the world with more than four years of uninterrupted history comes to a point of choosing. “Scooter Libby”
elections. At the same time, our coali- its nuclear ambitions, and the nations economic growth. Yet the tax relief Lincoln could have accepted peace or “Plamegate”................shot of
tion has been relentless in shutting of the world must not permit the Ira- is set to expire in the next few years. at the cost of disunity and continued 151
off terrorist infiltration, clearing out nian regime to gain nuclear weapons. If we do nothing, American families slavery. Martin Luther King could
insurgent strongholds, and turning America will continue to rally the will face a massive tax increase they have stopped at Birmingham or at Sel- “bipartisan”..........................2
over territory to Iraqi security forces. world to confront these threats.” do not expect and will not welcome. ma, and achieved only half a victory (+1 if he giggles)
I am confident in our plan for victory; Because America needs more than a over segregation. The United States
I am confident in the will of the Iraqi Surveillance temporary expansion, we need more could have accepted the permanent “border security”...............1 shot
people; I am confident in the skill and “Our country must also remain than temporary tax relief. I urge the division of Europe, and been complicit of tequila
spirit of our military. Fellow citizens, on the offensive against terrorism Congress to act responsibly, and make in the oppression of others. Today,
we are in this fight to win, and we are here at home. The enemy has not lost the tax cuts permanent.” having come far in our own historical “illegal immigration”........2 shots
winning. the desire or capability to attack us. journey, we must decide: Will we turn of tequila
The road of victory is the road Fortunately, this nation has superb American Competition back, or finish well? “God” (or ANY
that will take our troops home. As professionals in law enforcement, “Keeping America competitive Before history is written down in euphemism thereof)..........3 per
we make progress on the ground, intelligence, the military, and home- requires us to open more markets for books, it is written in courage. Like transgression
and Iraqi forces increasingly take land security. These men and women all that Americans make and grow. Americans before us, we will show
the lead, we should be able to further are dedicating their lives, protecting One out of every five factory jobs in that courage and we will finish well. “evil” or
decrease our troop levels -- but those us all, and they deserve our support America is related to global trade, and We will lead freedom’s advance. We “evildoers”............................2
decisions will be made by our military and our thanks. They also deserve we want people everywhere to buy will compete and excel in the global
commanders, not by politicians in the same tools they already use to American. With open markets and a economy. We will renew the defining “Don’t mess with
Washington, D.C. fight drug trafficking and organized level playing field, no one can out- moral commitments of this land. And Texas!”..................................4+
Our coalition has learned from our crime -- so I ask you to reauthorize produce or out-compete the American so we move forward -- optimistic
experience in Iraq. We’ve adjusted the Patriot Act. worker. about our country, faithful to its (The Oredigger does not promote
our military tactics and changed our It is said that prior to the attacks Keeping America competitive re- cause, and confident of the victories nor condone binge drinking or
approach to reconstruction. Along the of September the 11th, our govern- quires an immigration system that up- to come. drinking games. This is simply sat-
way, we have benefitted from respon- ment failed to connect the dots of holds our laws, reflects our values, and May God bless America.” ire and not intended for use.)
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out nine teams with a total of 1,895 200 breaststroke. Finishing second
Track & Field
Mines Runs Amok at UNM
points. in her events was Renne Rainguet
Seperately scored, the women’s (Golden, Colo./D’Evelyn), Rainguet
team finished second with 959 points finished second in the 100 breaststroke Albuquerque, N.M. - The Colo-
behind first place Colorado College and the 200 Individual Medley. rado School of Mines track and field
who had 1,461.50 points. CSM men For the men, Scott Harrison (Colo- team competed amongst some of the
finished third with 936 behind second rado Springs, Colo./Cheyenne Moun- toughest Division I and II school this
place Colorado College (951) and first tain) was the lone Oredigger to come Saturday at The University of New
place, The University of Texas-Perm- away with an individual victory. Mexico Invitational.
ian Basin (1,150). Harrison came away with gold in the Mines had five individuals run
The Orediggers had three indi- men’s 200 Individual Medley. Dil- nationally qualifying marks this
vidual champions along with three lon Hamm (Arvada, Colo./Jefferson weekend at the meet.
runner ups on the day. Academy) and Eric Straily (Arvada, Heather Beresford and Joel Ham-
Megan Fry (Colorado Springs, Colo./Lakewood) both finished second ilton highlighted the teams perfor-
Colo./Cheyenne Mountain) led the in their events. Hamm was runner-up mances with individual victories
Megan Fry women’s team with three individual in the 100 freestyle while Straily was along with provisional qualifying
Colorado Springs, Colo. - The victories. Fry won the 400 Individual second in the 200 breaststoke. marks in their events.
Medley, 100 freestyle and the 200 The swimming team will compete Senior Heather Beresford (Colo- Heather Beresford
CSM men’s and women’s swim teams
competed at the Colorado College Individual Medley. Teammate Becca next at the North Central Conference rado Springs, Colo./Lewis Palmer)
Classic this past weekend. The team Walthall (San Antonio, Texas/Lee) Championships February 15-18. was second overall and first for Divi-
also swam to a win in the women’s sion II schools in the women’s mile faster than second place, Western
as a combined score finished third
run. Her time of 4:52.66 was less State runner Nick Hirsch. It was also
Softball Trounces CC
than four seconds behind Division good enough to break Mines’ school
I winner Diana Chelimo. Beresford record and was a provisional quali-
finished second at last years Division fying time for the Indoor National
II Indoor National Championships in Championships. His time after the
altitude adjustment was 14:41.63,
Mines Girls Commence Season 4-0 the mile, with a time this early in the
season, it looks as if Beresford will which is the time that will be on the
be back to compete for the national national qualifying list.
GOLDEN, Colo. - The Colo- and no runs. Also running provisional qualify-
title this March. Her time of 4:52.66
rado School of Mines softball team Beth Skidmore led her team ing times in the men’s mile were Ryan
ranks her number one on the Division
finished the second day of play to a 10-2 win in the second game Miles (Gretna, Neb./Gretna) and Larry
II national list so far.
against Colorado College with two with her two hits, one run and three McDaris (Colorado Springs, Colo./
Also running a provisional quali-
more wins, ending the four game RBI’s, while freshman pitcher Katie Palmer). Both Miles and McDaris
fying time in the women’s mile was
series 4-0. Kocman allowed only three hits qualified the previous week in the
junior Melanie Peddle (Greeley,
Mines won the first game 13- and zero runs in her four innings mile, but were able to improve their
Colo./Greeley West). Peddles time
0 while Rissa Laubhan (Arvada, pitched, giving her, her first win of times this past weekend at New
of 5:04.50 puts her on the qualifying
Colo./ Ralston Valley) led the way the season. Mexico. Miles improved his time from
list and earned her an eighth place
hitting 3-4, with two runs and four Mines returns to action this 4:13.40 to 4:11.26 while McDaris im-
finish.
RBI’s. Freshman pitcher Taylor weekend with home double headers proved from a 4:13.76 to 4:11.79.
For the men, Joel Hamilton fin-
Cahou (Lakewood, Colo./Green on Saturday and Sunday afternoon Mines will return to action in two
ished first for all Division I and II
Mountain) got her second win of against Hastings College. weeks when they host the CSM All-
schools in the men’s 5000 meter run.
Stacy Larocque the season allowing only four hits His time of 15:04.86 was 15 seconds Comers meet on February 11.
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Nat’l co-ed service frat. dedicated anehlet@mines.edu. Learn what “Pay Yourself First” try. biostudents@mines.edu. historical record for
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a while & see a large robot step on EBW club. All majors invited to join. Snowboard Club Contact the newspaper
Engineers for a Better World. Do en- Open to anyone who wants to make staff at oredig@mines.
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etry, news stories, edi-
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