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MILES HASTWI[K
Mil66 Haetwlck is a former
corporate scientist who now
heads the Museum of Genital
Integrity on a small island
surrounded by San Diego's
famous beach66.
Unbeknownst to the public, Miles
is also Foreskin Man, an
intactivist superhero who r66cues
innocent boys from the clutch66
of the worlds cleverest and most
dangerous circumcisers.
DR. MUTILATOR
In his never-ending quest to
AMBER YOUNIi
Amber Young is thrilled to be the
mother of a healthy baby boy. But
when a routine checkup with her
doctor turns into a circumcision
nightmare, Amber quickly realizes
that she has nowhere to turn for
help.
As Dr. Mutilator decides which of
his prized scalpels he will use to
make the cut, Amber wishes she
had never set foot inside San
Diego General Hospital.
ORLANDO YOUNG
ORLANDO YOUNIi
Little Orlando Young thought his
new life was going to be okay. His
mom hugged him each morning,
fed him when he was hungry, and
sang to him before he fell asleep.
But now an evil doctor wants to
cut him, and there is nothing he
can do to stop it.
Is Orlando doomed to become
AURORA TATTINGTON
After inheriting her deceased
MONSTER MOREL
Nothing excites Monster Mohel
more than cutting into the penile
flesh of an eight-day-old infant
boy. And after the glorified brit
milah is complete, the delicious
metzitzah b'peh provides the icing
on the cake.
Intactivists have been pressuring
Monster Mohel to retire, but that
will never happen. They will have to
pry the scissors from his cold,
dead hand.
SARAHSA[KS
Sarah Sack6 tries to see the best
in her husband, sometimes to a
fault. Although being married to
Jethro hasn't gone quite the way
she planned, he has always
provided for her, and she is the
envy of all her friends.
Now Sarah has a son to look
after, and she will soon have to
make a difficult choice that will
alter the course of his life. Which
future will she choose?
JETHRO SACKS
Jethro Sack6 didn't get rich by
taking orders, and he is not about
to listen to someone else's advice
on whether or not to circumcise
his own son.
Jethro built his computer
software company through years
of hard work, dedication, and
trusting his own gut instincts.
Sure, a few people got stepped on
along the way, but that wasn't
personal. It was just business.
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MIAH REDSTONE
Miah Redstone has always been
passionate about protecting boys
from circumcision, although lately
it hasn't helped her social life. Her
boyfriend just dumped her after
she got into an argument with his
best friend, and last week she had
a big blowout with her brother-inlaw over plans for Glick's bris.
IiLICK SACKS
During his first week of life, Glick
Sacks enjoyed the best of
everything. He had a loving
mother, a comfortable home, and
plenty of friends and family who
held him and brought him gifts.
AMANDA PAIiAN
Amanda Pagan is a street smart
Mexican American news reporter
living in San Diego. While she has
adopted many American customs,
circumcision is not one of them.
Amanda helps promote genital
integrity by reporting on
intactivist events. As her
popularity soars, she must keep a
close eye on her pro-circumcision
editor, who is looking for any
excuse to get her fired.
YERIK
Yerik is Monster Mohel's right
hand man and heir apparent. His
cunning and depravity make him
extremely useful when situations
get out of control.
Some have whispered that Yerik is
even more dangerous and sadistic
than Monster Mohel himself. But
Yerik has proven his loyalty time
and time again, even though he
sometimes gets carried away.
JURAH
Jorah is the newest member of
Monster Mohel's trio, and he is
still in training. He's not as bright
as Yerik, which makes him suitable
for more menial tasks.
Unfortunately, sometimes even
TIA KUMMINIi
ria Kumming is leader of the
Intactivist Underground, a
shadowy band of San Francisco
rebels dedicated to stamping out
forced circumcision of children.
Tia's current mission is to rid
California's largest hospitals of
their infant circumstraints. Her
journey ends in San Diego, where
the collected torture devices will
be assembled for a long awaited
observance.
WARRIOR
Warrior is in charge of operations
for the Intactivist Underground.
Once the mission plans are in
place, it is his responsibility to
carry them out by any means
necessary.