Life at School

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A good morning and a good day to everyone, Were here to tell you about something very, very fun; Its all about life at school what we learn, see, hear and do, every moment and every mischief we get into Its 7.40 a.m., (kringgggg) and assemblys starting Order please! I want poker straight lines! NOW! *whispers* *talking* Silence please! Silence please! [sssy] Here comes that probate again! Eh! Stop talking PLEASE! [ ] Time to pay attention and start singing our National Anthem!! Lets sing our heart out for our beloved country! To be thankful of our peaceful nation! And here comes the speech from our beloved headmistress Attitude! Cleanliness! Theft! Recycling! And as usual, SKBG MAJU DAN JAYA *everyone claps* Yeah.yes yes Excuse me. *Pin drop silence* Hey boy! What are you doing outside the class loitering around? So-So-sorry SIR! Ill head right back to class now. No, no, no young man. You are following me back to the office. The lessons have started! Quick get into the class! The teacher is in! Stand up, class! [ ] *slow and sleepy* -Good Morning Teacher What?! Why are you singing to me?! [ ] Friends, greet properly [ ] *fast and lively* Good Morning, teacher! Teacher! May we have a sip? Dei! budak! I can drink, you cant! [ ]
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Science lesson! Potassium plus water is? KABOOOM! *coughs* Ei class, have you done your maths homework? No, teacher No? stand up lorh. Class, please dont hand in slip-shot work. Understand? Yes teacherwere in set 1, of course we understand. If you think youre in set 1, then behave like 1. Boys, Ive brought my scissors. Your hair is too short. Let me give it a trim. OH MAN! Dont cut my beautiful hair! And now, the TORTURE! Oh no! My Bag is so heavy! Aiyo, why so many books one? [ ] Exercise books Textbooks Activity books Modules So exam-oriented! Please! Give us a break! Our backs are breaking and our bags are bursting! Less books, less homework, thats all we are asking! Oh man, when is that bell coming? Wer starving! Our stomachs are growling and grumbling! Sniffsniff Whats that smell? Its food! Look at that! Hamburgers! Yummy! Im so hungry! Come on, lets go eat! [ ] Makcik, Laksa 1 ! [Malay] [ ] Aunty, Char Kuey Teow 1 plate! [Cantonese] [ Shhhh! Dont yell, and dont grab! Guys, eat fasterand return to class. Cant you see were eating? Soon, recess is over! Oh, no! I forgot to do my homework! Ooooorrrhh! Youre so lazy! Uh-oh! Here comes the teacher Im sooooooo DEAD!!!

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Class, please hand in your homework given out last week. Teacher, teacher may I go to the toilet? [ ] Teacher, I was absent that day. [ ] Teacher, I sold it to the Paper Lama man. [ ] *mimic paper lama sound* Thats not funny okay.

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School has just ended! Now clean the class! We should clean, sweep, and wipe till there is not a single speck of dust! G2- AWWW.noooooo GCan you get rid of these bird droppings? SYeak . No way, theyre so disgusting! [ ] GWell, lets do it together! ___________________________________ Gtick-tock-tick-tock(action..) GThere are so many things to do, with so little time on the clock. GSo lets do it, and cut the talk! GLet us sweep, sweep, sweep and dust, dust, dust! SAchooooooo! [ ] GBless you! G1- Wow its sparkling. G2- Come on, lets go home now. GSee you tomorrow morning! G17 7

Its been fun to tell you about our typical day at school, But time flies when youre having fun, its the rule, That means its goodbye for now. Remember, life at school isnt as dull as you think, In fact, each day passes faster than you can blink, Well, thats all for now, this is where we stop. Well make our leave, with our farewells at the top.

Thank you, Terima kasih, Nandri ,