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GENERAL JOKES
Birbal Ki Akalmandi
Akabar Aur Birbal Ke Kisse Bahut Famous Hai Hamesha Akbar Birbal Se Kuch Esa Puchta Tha Jo Hatt Ke Ho Ek Din Akbar Ko Ek Shararat Sooji Aur Birbal Se Bola. Akbar: Wada Kar Birbal Teri Biwi Ki Pehli Bar Chut Tu Mujhe Lene Dega Birbal: Wada Hujoor, Par Meri Bhi Ek Sharat Hai Akbar: Bol? Birbal: Shaadi Aapki Behan Se Karoonga
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Aunti: Koun? Cabel Wala: Aunty, Iss Mahine Ka Cabel Ka Bill De Do Aunti: Baad Mein Aana Aah Aah Aa Aaaahnaa, Abhi Doodh Wale Ka Chuka Rahi Hoon
Tailor (Fitting Ka Naap Lete Hue):- Koi Boyfriend Hai? Girl:- Haan, Kyon? Tailor:- Use Bolna Thode Din Left Side Pe Jyada Dhyaan De, Fitting Sahi Baithegi
Ladkiyo Ko Suzav
Baba Saxidas Ji Ka Kahna Hai Ki Ladkiyo Ko Apni Shave Regular Karte Rahna Chahiye Ab Aap Ladkiya Soch Rahi Hongi Ki Kyu? Isliye Ki Agar Baal Jyada Badd Jayenge To Unmein Jue Pad Sakti Hai Ab Agar Jue Padengi To Unka Dil Udhar Khujli Karne Ka Bhi Karega Khujli To Hath Se Karni Padegi, Aur Jab Udhar Hath Lagega To Maja Bhi Aayega Aur Jab Maja Aayega To Fir Aur Maja Lene Ka Dil Karega. Hath Se Jab Dil Bhar Jayega To Fir Koi Boy Friend Banane Ka Dil Karega. Aur Aage To Aap Ladkiya Sayani Hi Ho. Isliye Agar Pyaar Vyaar Ke Chakkar Se Bachna Hai To Regular Shave Karti Raha Karo.
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Do Dost
"Do Bahut Hi Sachhe Dosto Ki Kahani, Jo Ye Sabit Karti Hai Ki.. Dost Ho To Aise, Nahi To Na Ho" Golu & Molu Bahut Achhe Dost The Par Achanak Ek Hi Din Dono Mar Jate Hai Aur Ikathe Narak Mein Pahunchte Hai. Golu Ne Molu Ko Dekha Aur Hairan Hote Hue Pucha. Golu: Abe Tu Kaise Mara? Molu: Thand Se, Aur Tu? Golu: Mene Aatam Hatya Ki Molu: Kyu Be, Tu To Achha Bhala Tha Aur Khusi Se Jee Raha Tha? Golu: Yaar, Mujhe Laga Meri Biwi Ka Kisi Se Affair Hai, Ek Din Shaq Hone Pe Chaapa Maara Par Koi Nahi Tha, Sharm Ke Mare Maine Aatm-Hatya Kar Li Molu Ne Golu Ko Zor Se Thapad Mara Aur Bola. Molu: Bhonsdi Ke Agar Fridge Khol Ke Dekha Hota, To Na Tu
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Regular Shave Karti Raha Karo. Note: Jin Jin Ladkiyo Ne Taazi Shave Kari Hai, Vo Ek Bar Mujhe Check Karne Ka Moka De, Taki Main Bata Saku Ki Sahi Se Ki Hai Ya Nahi---
Molu: Bhonsdi Ke Agar Fridge Khol Ke Dekha Hota, To Na Tu Sharm Se Marta Aur Na Mein Thand Se
Budhapa Pension
"Budhapa Pension Leke Pati Khushi Khushi Ghar Aya. Par Patni Ne Kuch Esa Bol Ke Uska Sara Mood Hi Kharab Kar Diya." Pati Khushi Khushi Ghar Aya Aur Biwi Ko Awaj Dekar Bola. Pati: Arey Rahul Ki Maa Sunti Ho, Mujhe Seene Ke Safed Baal Dikhane Pe Bhudapa Pension Mili Hai Biwi: Pant Ki Zip Khol Ke Dikha Dete To Viklaang Bhatta Bhi Mil Jaata
Hawas Ke Pujari
Jaruri Nahi Ki Sirf Insaan Hi Sex Ke Deewane Ho, Jaanwar Bhi Sex Ko Pasand Karte Thai Isi Tarha Jungle Mein Ek Din Gadhe Ko Tharak Chadi Hui Thi, Himmat Karke Vo Sherni Ke Pass Gaya Aur Usko Bola. Gadha: I Love You, Darling Sherni Ne Ye Suna Aur Guse Se Boli. Sherni: Chal Chal, Apni Shakal Dekhi Hai Tune, Nikal Idhar Se Gadha: Abe Shakal Ko Maar Goli Niche Dekh Sherni: Ohhh, I Love You Too Janu
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Jija Sali Non-Veg SMS Joke-7 - Lovesuresh Girlfriend Ke Saath Kya Kar Raha Tha Apne To Apne Hote Hai
Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ke Saath, Kamre Ke Andhar, Table Ke Upar, Pankhe Ke Neeche, De Tacatac Tacatac De Tacatac Tacatac Salo Tennis Khel Raha Tha, Jaruri Nahi Har Jagha Sex Hi Kare.
Jhuke Lund Ke Bhi Sapne Hote Hai, Chut Milne Ke Bhi Nagme Hote Hai, Agar Khada Na Ho Apka Kabhi Chodne Mein, To Hamein Yaad Karna Kyun Ki Apne To Apne Hote Hai.
King Or Queen
A Newly Married Man Was Standing In Front Of A Mirror Naked. And Was Admiring His Physique. Two Inches More & I Will Be A King Suddenly The Wife Comes In And Says,Two Inches Less & You Will Be A Queen
Aisa Q ?
Question Of The Year. Jab Mohobbat Or Jung Mein Sab Jayaz Hai, To Mohobbat Mein Hone Wale Chunnu Munnu Na-Jayaz Kyun?
Beware Of Doctors
A Lady Died Of Aids Because Her Doctor Made A Mistake In Prescription. He Wrote, Make Frequent Changes In Males Instead Of Meals Beware Of Doctors
Definition Of A Lesbian?
Question: What Is The Definition Of A Lesbian? Answer: Just Another Damn Woman Trying To Do A Mans Job
Yaad To Aayegi Hi
Suhag Raat Ko Pati Ne Patni Ki Taange Uthai, To Patni Rone Lagi Pati: Kya Hua? Patni: Kuch Nahi Hamra Padosi Deepak Yaad Aagya, Uska Bhi Yehi Style Tha
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