1. Do you have a library card? Because Im checking you out. 2.

Ill give you five seconds to give me your number or you can forget about going out with me forever. 3. Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? 4. Are you a parking ticket? (What?) Youve got fine written all over you. 5. Are you a tamale? Cause youre hot. 6. Baby, somebody better call God, cuz hes missing an angel! 7. As shes leaving. Hey arent you forgetting something? Her: What? Me! 8. Baby, if you were words on a page, youd be what they call fine print. 9. Did it hurt? when you fell from heaven. 10. Baby, youre the next contestant in the game of love. 11. Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist? 12. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, youd be guilty as charged! 13. Baby did you fart, cause you blow me away! 14. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? 15. Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet. 16. Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number? 17. Dont walk into that building the sprinklers might go off! 18. Do you know karate? Cause your body is really kickin. 19. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. 20. Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, its just a sparkle. 21. Hey, I lost my phone number Can I have yours? 22. Hi, Im Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. 23. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. 24. Are your feet tired? cuz youve been running through my mind all day. 25. Are you from Tennessee? cuz your the only ten I see. 26. You must be a parking ticket, because youve got fine written all over you. 27. Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by again? 28. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants. 29. Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. 30. If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me? 31. Was your dad a baker? cause youve got the nicest set of buns ive ever seen 32. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes? 33. Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I found the woman of my dreams? 34. Do you have have a band aid? I hurt my knee when I fell for you. 35. Excuse me, I am a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

36. The word of the day is legs. Lets go back to my place and spread the word. 37. You are so sweet you are giving me a toothache. 38. Youre like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life. 39. Do you work for NASA? Because youre out of this world. 40. Do you have the time. . . . to write my number down? 41. Life without you would be like a broken pencilpointless. 42. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think Im cute. 43. My magic watch says that you dont have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast 44. If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, Id have five cents. 45. Screw me if I am wrong, but havent we met before? 46. Are you lost maam? Because heaven is a long way from here. 47. Excuse me, Im lost. Can you give me directions to your house? 48. Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious! 49. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, dont worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas. 50. You turn my software into hardware! 51. Ill cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast. 52. If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together. 53. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away! 54. If you were a burger at McDonalds youd be the McGorgeous. 55. If you were a booger I would pick you first. 56. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. 57. Hi, I have big feet. 58. Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy? 59. What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! 60. Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off? 61. You must be in a wrong place the Miss Universe contest is over there. 62. Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world? 63. I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true 64. Are you a magnet? cuz im attracted to you 65. Baby youre like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems. 66. Do you have the time? (she/he gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down. 67. Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart. 68. I hope theres a fireman around, cause youre smokin! 69. If beauty were time, youd be an eternity. 70. I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.

71. Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you? 72. Hello, Im a thief, and Im here to steal your heart. 73. Im invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night? 74. I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you. 75. You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche. 76. If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction. 77. Im not drunk, Im just intoxicated by you. 78. Are you accepting applications for your fan club? 79. Hey baby youre so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-whats your name? 80. Which one of the Spice girls are you? 81. Beww BEWWW Beww (What?) That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw you my heart stopped! 82. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? 83. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!! 84. Heysomebody farted. Lets get out of here. 85. Whats your sign? 86. Where have you been all my life? 87. Excuse me, do you have the time? You: Do you have the energy? 88. I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into the wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. 89. If I got a nickel for everyone Ive met who is as beautiful as you, Id have five cents. 90. Are your pants from outer space or is your butt just out of this world? 91. Is your name Summer? Cause you are HOT! 92. Remember me? Oh, thats right, Ive met you only in my dreams. 93. (Look at his / her shirt label) When they say, What are you doing?, you say, Checking to see if you were made in heaven. 94. Excuse me; I think you owe me a drink. [She says, "Why?"] Because when I saw you from across the room I dropped mine. It was a rum and Coke, and Im [your name]. 95. Whats a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? 96. Can I have fries with that shake! 97. You must be the reason for global warming because youre hot. 98. I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did. 99. Damn, Im glad Im not blind! 100. If you were a chicken, youd be impeccable. 101. Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

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