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MARK KAUFMAN: MEDIUM /// THE NATIONAL MALL

HISTORY IS WRITTEN BY THE VICTORS or THE GREAT AMERICAN MALL The Reagan Project is old news. no one Gives a damn if Reagan gets his empty head on Mt Rushmore. They want Mt. Rushmore torn down and Ted Cruzs TRUCK NUTZ sculpted in the gold standard in its place. The people want the government shut down but are pissed that the government is shut down, particularly the Smithsonian and the WWII Memorial. The basic idea is a long scrolling piece
Mark Kaufman 4745 40th Ave. SW Suite 101 Seattle, WA 98116 Tel | 206.623.9294 Fax | 206.623.9380 vivitiv.com www.drawmark.com

which shows a map of the National Mall reimagined in the future with many of the monuments to Amertican History torn down and replaced by monuments to the heroes of the shutdown of 2013, the Tea Party, Heritage Foundation, the NRA, Ted Nugent, and on and on and on. VERY LOOSE sketch on next page showing Mall map with drawn callouts of DC in 2023. Some new monument ideas:

Smithsonian Revisionist History Museum Museum of Natural Law Earth is Only 3,000 Years old NAtural History Museum Texas Consulate

RUSH Limbaugh Monument (Washington Monument capped off with Gold microphone) EVERY MALL HAS A FOOD COURT This one has: Boehners Bar & Griill

Paul Ryans Budget Hotel & Entitlement Casino American Exceptionalism Emporium and Gift Shoppe National Gallery of that painting Ted Cruz has in his ofce of Ted Cruz at the Supeme Court Rand Paul Speakers Corner South Will Rise Again Monument Grover Nordquist Talking Points Theatre Ted Cruz Filibuster Memorial (endless loop of Green Eggs and Ham) Monuments sponsored by Heritage, Kochs, Bradley Foundation, etc. This could go on forever...

Tea Party Sign Museum Rick Santelli Sound Garden Ayn Rand Eternal Flame (Basically the Capitol Rotunda on re) NRA National Shooting Range Koch Bros. Money Pit (Members of Congress Only) Evangelical Theme Park Reecting Pool Memorial Parking Lot - SUVs Park Free (Paved over reecting pool) Obamacare Museum (Closed Forever) Ted Nugents Meat and Ammo Truck Second Amendment Caf (foremrly Starbucks) Donald Trumps Chapter 11 Chili Emporium Heritage Foundation BBQ Shack Michelle Bachmans Corn Dog Stand Gold Standard Grill (formerly Bureau of Printing and Engraving) Cheesecake Factory

MARK KAUFMAN: MEDIUM /// THE NATIONAL MALL

MAP

TITLE AND INTRO

Mark Kaufman 4745 40th Ave. SW Suite 101 Seattle, WA 98116 Tel | 206.623.9294 Fax | 206.623.9380 vivitiv.com www.drawmark.com

CALLOUTS TEXT AND DRAWINGS

LONG PIECE SCROLLS UP AND DOWN

BONUS DRAWING OF TED CRUZ TRUCK NUTZ ON MT RUSHMORE

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