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Greene’s class, “History and the Amer- likes of George Agathos (WUSB and vorite pursuit). He was so passionate
By Vincent Michael Festa ican Press,” it was an easy ride. For The Independent), Rachel O’Brien (for- about his tales that he would forget
three hours once a week we would sit merly of The Patriot, now The Indepen- about giving us our 15-minute breaks.
with Greene and he would tell us amaz- dent), Karen Shidlo (The Press), and Professor Greene wanted his stu-
It was Wednesday the 9th when my dents to learn a lot of press history. It
friend Anna from SBU-TV stopped me was his nature to be aggressive and gen-
in the Student Union lobby. We hadn’t erous, giving us lots to read, and having
spoken to each other in ages and de- each of us report on revolutionary
cided to catch up and trade news. At media events and figures, but it was for
one point, the subject of journalism mi- our own good. He was also full of heavy
nors came up. We compared our compassion, to the point where it felt
progress and our professors. Professor he was your father or grandpa. I do re-
Greene’s name came up and it felt like member having some discussions with
speaking of good times, how Greene him after class in which he was kind,
was this sentimental nice guy. We also supportive, and heartfelt. Greene him-
felt sad for when we both learned he self was a hearty man.
was in poor condition. I later told Anna But I felt bad. There was no denying
that I wanted to visit him again before it he was a big guy and we couldn’t help
was too late; it had been a while and I to feel very sorry to see him in poor
missed his sincerity. health. A lot of my journalism friends
Then on Friday I went to the news- also shared the same sentiment. A pro-
stand and saw Newsday’s front page. I fessor who had a storied and legendary
was more than stunned. My journalism career (helping earn Long Island News-
professor had died. It was indeed too day two Pulitzer prizes), and a compas-
late. sionate personality was at the end of his
Heʼs right!
days and seeing him at the time meant
Spring 2006. At that time, I was tak- that this would be it. It was truly an
ing three classes in journalism. I re- ing stories, one after the other, of how others. honor to have been taught by a jour-
member having to pull all-nighters just the American press came to be. He Sometimes he would tell get into his nalistic legend like Bob Greene. I won’t
to get assignments in. Any journalism would tell it with stress, enthusiasm, own personal history and speak of how forget taking his class. I have his hand-
student would know that these classes and gusto, as if he was there at that he was very proud of taking down cor- outs, the textbooks, even his comments
were tight, full of back-and-forth re- point in time to have witnessed it all. ruption. He would tell the whole class on the reports I wrote. I certainly won’t
search and editing. Sitting in class at that time was a who’s how he took on various Long Island of- forget how Greene will stand out in my
But when it came down to Pr. who in journalistic studies with the ficials, the FBI, and the Mafia (his fa- mind.
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Editorial Board
Give Them The Business,
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Bryan Hasho
Managing Editor
James Laudano In Praise of Congestion Pricing
Associate Editor
Alex H. Nagler
Student journalists should only take change their travel habits or ignorant to billion annually.
Business Manager stances which they are qualified to de- mass transit’s benefits. But even if all the evidence didn’t
Adina Silverbush
fend—there’s a stance for you. Commuters unwilling to use public point towards a successful launch, and
Produce Manager But now that we’re on the subject of transportation in a city with the third even if all the evidence didn’t suggest
Jesse Schoepfer the proposed congestion pricing plan largest population density in the coun- the plan would be a fiscal success ($4.5
News Editors for New York City, here are a few more try are not only selfishly dismissing to billion in investible capital over five
Najib Aminy words from the hip. the societal benefits of increased mass years), opponents of the pricing plan
Features Editor Opposing the pricing plan by sug- transit, but are seemingly ignorant to would be acting, at best, picky, and
Jonathan Singer gesting that it would create a regressive the opportunity for a cheaper, faster and more likely, shallow and self-absorbed.
tax for low-income families that “would more relaxed commute. Anyone with even a remote histor-
Arts Editor
Andrew Fraley still most likely do so by car,” as one The critiques of Bloomberg’s plans ical perspective of the greatest city in
Statesman writer wrote, is not an oppo- are unfounded. Since a similar plan was the world is well aware of the link be-
Comics Editor sition to Bloomberg’s method, it is re- introduced in London in 2003, emis- tween an effective mass transit system
David K. Ginn
sistance to his goal. That is, if the plans sions of the principle greenhouse gas, and New York’s fiscal and cultural pros-
Games Editor for the funds specify a large supply of carbon-dioxide, decreased an exciting perity. The recent defeat of Bloomberg’s
Joe Donato
express buses to the outer boroughs 15% percent. Vehicle speeds in their plan is just a win for a 66-year-old As-
Photo Editors (367 new buses, actually), and one’s re- business district have increased 37%. In sembly Speaker, and a squandered op-
John ‘Caboose’ O’Dell sponse is that commuters will either pay talks about the plan, the expense of con- portunity for a more efficient city,
Roman Sheydvasser
the toll or park outside the pricing gestion has been much ignored in re- cleaner air and forward thinking.
Copy Editors zones, that response is not that the pric- gards to the current system; estimates at
Nick Eaton
Katie Knowlton ing plan is a worthless venture, but that the cost of shipping delays, service tie-
Emma Kobolakis commuters are either reluctant to ups, and wasted fuel are as high as $13
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Laura Cooper Ben van Overmeire
Caroline D’Agati Grace Pak
Joe Donato Rob Pearsall
Taurean Dyer Andrew Pernick
Michael Felder
Joe Filippazzo
Jamie Freiermuth
Ilyssa Fuchs
Rob Gilheany
Joanna Goodman
Stephanie Hayes
Marta Gyvel
Jon Pu
Aamer Qureshi
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Kristine Renigen
Berta Rezik
Dave Robin
Joe Safdia
Natalie Schultz
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Elizabeth Kaplan Rose Slupski
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do—if you know what I mean). I cannot abide a loading dock cluttered up with the var-
ious odds and ends, because my end has got to have space, baby, space! I’ve got the
moves—I’m locked in grooves—and I need to clop clop with my hooves.
If you have a loading dock, I can imagine a scenario in which you and I come to
a mutually satisfying exchange-arrangement, estranged from derangement and sensible
like Jimmy Sensenbrenner. Please, do tell…are you my swap-match?
I figure, best-case scenario, we’re talking the kind of loading dock which might be
featured in a forgettable arcade shooting-game as the setting for a prolonged series of
gunfights progressing along a fixed path. Like that one with Aerosmith, or the Motley
Assortment of a Crew, or what have you.
I have enclosed a photograph of the kind of loading dock that makes me drool, as
I anticipate lithe bodies writhing and grinding to the smooth, soothing sounds of Eifel65.
Enclosing a photograph made me feel productive, so I went ahead and enclosed an ad-
ditional photograph, this second photograph is a photograph of former Judiciary Chair-
man Sensenbrenner.
Make my world come together. Right now I am stuck with a loading dock that is
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The Band of the Month: Manowar!
Wang’s In Business
ever, upon further investigation, the gift shop carries a small selection of are varied. “I think it’s pointless. There
By Andrew Jacob opening was found not to be a hoax. jewelry including necklaces and hand- are a lot of things that the school needs
After six long years, the long-empty gift made wampum. Still, some students before they open another location for
shop has finally opened. believe that the gift shop doesn’t offer us to buy Stony Brook t-shirts,” voiced
Ever since the Charles B. Wang The store is similar to other gift anything extraordinary. “I think they junior Matt Finelli. Junior Joe
Center was officially opened in 2002, stores throughout campus in the fact could offer a wider selection of things. Pietrafesa had a different opinion,
many have anticipated the opening of that it sells a myriad of Seawolves and There isn’t really anything good in claiming that the gift shop “is a great
the gift shop across from the popular Stony Brook-themed apparel. From t- there,” said freshman Jessie Stanzione. addition to an already great facility.”
Asian restaurant, Jasmine. Well, finally, shirts and boxer shorts, to ties and FSA Director of Marketing and Com- The Wang Center gift shop is open
on April 1, 2008, the Wang Center’s gift handbags, the Wang Center gift shop munications Angela Agnello was un- Monday through Friday from 11am to
shop was opened. At first, it seemed like has it all. (Disappointingly however, able to comment on the future plans for 6pm and is located on the second floor
an elaborate April Fool’s joke played by there is no “Wang Center” specific mer- the gift shop. of the Charles B. Wang Center.
the ol’ rascals in Administration. How- chandise.) In addition to clothing, the Student opinions on the gift shop
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by Seth Badu the MCs told him to leave because he wasn’t
officially part of the show. I, for one, was sad
he annual Sholay Show, hosted by to see him go and I believe most in the audi-
SASA, the South Asian Student Al- ence felt the same way. I hope he performs
liance, was quite a spectacle this year. next year.
The event apparently was sold out and the Utsavam was the next official group after
SAC auditorium was packed with spectators. Desired, and their performance was similar
The long line outside, filled with expectant to the one given by Unleashed. By this I
visitors, was proof of the quality of previous mean they probably would’ve been the win-
shows and the eager anticipation accompa- ners of their segment if they hadn’t had the
nying this one. The show itself had some- misfortune of coming in after Desired. (Sug-
thing for everyone. There were highs and gestion to Utsavam for next year: try using
lows, hits and misses, but overall for those GREEN smoke). Their performance was
who went to see it, it was a night well spent. ality TV show by depicting the lives of some supply of members in the audience to re- also very spirited, their choreography was
The performance opened with two MCs, fictional Stony Brook students in a suite. spond to their chants. The Sig Rho routine complex, and they got the crowd involved.
Kurien Matthews and Talha Qureshi, warm- However, it failed to please the crowd. In was clearly well-rehearsed and almost flaw- Overall it was a nice treat for the audience,
ing up the audience by going into a comedic fact, after several minutes of the perform- lessly executed. Despite the inherent ten- and it transitioned well into the next act by
routine about life in Stony Brook. This got ance the increasingly restless audience fi- dency of frats to be clique-y, Sig Rho Parvaaz. Parvaaz followed Utsavam’s per-
the crowd laughing and broke the ice. The nally erupted into a chorus of “boos”. It was managed to keep the audience interested. formance with a medley of songs. The two
people who actually arrived at the advertised a welcome relief when the next act, Solo Their eagerness even briefly made me want guys, one guitarist and one vocalist, brought
time (the show started two hours after it was Dance, came out. In the middle of this rou- to join a frat. Briefly. But they were really the third segment to a delightful end. Al-
supposed to at 9pm) had been waiting and tine, however, five or six other girls joined good and I enjoyed watching them. I give though Desired won the third segment, the
were understandably impatient. The MC in, which had me questioning the segment’s them a B+.
routine succeeded in title choice. Sig Rho then gave way to Desired, and
getting everyone re- The “Solo Dance” what a transition that was! Desired went all
laxed and ready for the (note the quotation out in their performance. Their routine was
show. As the night marks, they’re neces- a complex and creative mix of hip hop
went on, they provided sary now) was fol- break dancing with some acrobatics thrown
welcome comic relief lowed by FLO, a group in. They even had red smoke! I mean I’ve
after lackluster per- of guys wearing white seen black smoke and white smoke and
formances and rein- masks and white even grey smoke. But red smoke? That’s
forced the spirited gloves. They reminded witchcraft! These magicians put the audi-
ones. They were unde- me of Michael Jackson ence under their spell and got an ovation other two acts deserve an honorable men-
niably the most consis- back when he was still after their performance. tion. The third segment was by far the most
tent performers of the cool (before he started entertaining of the night.
night. getting into trouble After Parvaaz, the winner of each segment
The first segment began with a group with little boys). Anyway, they had a really had to compete with the others to see who
called Nunas, which consisted of four ladies creative routine and got the crowd moving, the “grand champ” of Sholay was. The three
set the tone for the performances that fol- proving once again that you can be a great winning acts (Unleashed, Bhangra Team,
lowed. next came Reminiscences, a trio per- dancer who wears white gloves without and Desired) each did a minute-long per-
formance where only two members show. having to touch little boys. I would have formance for judging. All three basically did
The duo was followed by Unleashed, a been really sad to see them leave had the an abbreviated version of their routine (ex-
highly spirited group of dancers who thrilled Bhangra learn not followed.. cept Desired didn’t use any smoke this time,
the audience with their dance routine. Un- The Bhangra Team got on stage and once which saddened me). When they were done,
leashed was fun to watch and the group had again demonstrated why they are a constant the audience was asked to choose its favorite
the audience up with their enthusiasm. Al- feature at Sholay shows. The audience got by the volume of their applause. The judges
though the next act, a step dance by Iota Nu on its feet from the moment they arrived, then handed in their verdict, and the winner
Delta, was a good and well-rehearsed per- and a group of their supporters ran to the was Desired. Overall, this was a very enter-
formance it failed to excite the audience the front of the auditorium to dance along. The taining event. The five dollars I spent on the
way Unleashed did. Unleashed easily won team’s brightly-colored clothes and acro- ticket was worth it.
the first segment. batic moves were captivating, and they hand- After Desired, a random guy walked on-
The second segment began with a video ily won the second segment. stage and began dancing. He was really Photographs by Seth Badu
performance called Real World Stony Brook. Next up was the Sigma Beta Rho Dance. good! The audience was cheering for him For full article, visit aaezine.org
This particular act aimed to mimic the hit re- The fraternity had a lot of spirit and a ready and he certainly had my attention, but one of
A A JA : A s i a n A m e r i c a n J o u rna l i s t ' s A s s o c i at i o n
by Huy Huynh Asians and Asian Americans lack presence 1981 by a few Asian American and Pacific show producers and major magazine editors.
in the media and that we need to initiate- Islander (AAPI) journalists who felt a need And hopefully some day one of the read-
This coming May, seven of the current change. to support one another and to encourage ers of the AA E-Zine, or one of its staff, will
SBU AA E-Zine editors will be graduating. So if you are interested in journalism, or more AAPI's to pursue journalism at a time be part of it as they join the ranks of jour-
None of us were interested in the field of simply in having your voice heard, get in- when there were few of their faces in the nalists in America. They can then come back
journalism when we got involved, we are en- volved. This article looks beyond academia media. to be a part of SBU's new School of Jour-
gineers, pre-med and pre-law students, but to the real world in some senses, to the pro- It is a non-profit organization with ap- nalism, which, like the rest of American
our involvement taught us a great deal about fessional organization started by Asian proximately 2,000 members in 20 chapters media, is lacking
how we, as Asian Americans, are portrayed. American journalists, AAJA, the Asian across the U.S. In addition, AAJA has a in Asian Ameri-
For the first time, the Editor-in-Chief of American Journalist's Association. growing number of members working cans faces.
the E-Zine will be someone who does want AAJA is not just for professionals though. throughout Asia, which underscores the
to be a journalist. The fact that his staff will Almost one-third of its members are stu- rapid growth of media on that continent.
be graduating was part of the reason for the dents! It is part of AAJA's push to bring AAJA is proud to include among its mem-
theme of this issue. Many of us attended the young people into the news business espe- bers some of the top journalists in the coun-
ECAASU Conference last month and came cially Asian Americans. try, from network news anchors and
back invigorated about making sure our The following was taken from AAJA's reporters to Pulitzer Prize-winning writers,
voices are heard. We came to realize that About Us webpage. AAJA was founded in editors and photographers, to national radio
www.aa2sbu.org/aaezine excerpts in SB Press Vol 19 N 6 Feb 2008 Weekly meetings Fridays 3:30pm at our office in Student Union 071
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Sicilian Crossings
hattan, to Brooklyn, St. Louis, New Or- quarter, or just had one relative some- about my great grandparents, who I
By Alex H. Nagler leans and San Diego, Sicilians moved where in the past, they came to hear was fortunate enough to have known,
across the country and formed tight this lecture. and I found myself talking about a time
knit communities wherever they ended “Sicily is an inner need, to find out period I was never a part of, but knew
When a school such as Stony Brook up. Mutual Aide societies sprung up for who you are and where you came from. in my mind.
decides that they’re going to stat nam- better off immigrants to help their fel- It is a seed and it’s our job to germinate “When people live on an island,
ing and endowing professorships, you low Sicilians. it, to make it bloom,” commented they have stronger identities.” This
would initially think that the first title All in all, the exhibit was 120 panels Mignone on the process. So, he and statement is true for Sicilians, but is
would go to the Chemistry or Physics of masterfully researched material that Saija set out to make something bigger true for all island dwellers. Sicilians,
department. This isn’t how it actually is being recompiled to produce a book. of this. In 2001, Professor Mignone, many of which are now in their fourth
went: the first named professorship But what is more interesting is the con- President Kenney, State Senator or fifth generation, are still inherently
went to the Center for Italian Studies nection between Sicily, the exhibit, and LaValle, who is Sicilian, and Assembly Sicilian. There’s always the need to go
and the Alfonse D’Amato Endowed Stony Brook. Member Don DiNapoli went to the back. This need has been reflected in
Chair in Italian and Italian American To fully appreciate the connection Sicily and the University of Messina. the exhibit—the opening on the April
Studies. between Stony Brook and Sicily, The There, they signed a Protocol of Un- 4 drew over 400 people, nearly twice as
It was a good two weeks for the Ital- Press spoke with Professor Mario derstanding with the Sicilian govern- many as Mignone expected. “I never
ian Studies department. First, the Mignone, the Director of the Center for ment, as individual regions have more knew the population was this big on
school broadened its international op- Italian Studies and one of the chief ad- direct power than the central govern- Long Island. And when you look at the
portunities for students and established visors for the “Sicilian Crossings” ex- ment in Rome, and agreed to help cre- register of the people who sign in, it’s
a further link with the Florence Uni- hibit. Professor Mignone is part of the ate this museum. No financial support interesting to see their last names.”
versity of the Arts. But more amazingly, reason this exhibit exists, having made was given, just the simple connections This I also understand. My last
the exhibit “Sicilian Crossings” came to several trips to Sicily and established that Stony Brook and the New York name, Nagler, is Germanic in its origin.
campus on a leg of its national tour. ties with the University of Messina to State Senate had to offer. My grandmother’s maiden name was
Sicilian Crossings is an exhibit un- Liotta, which is what it was when my
like anything else, focusing on the great grandfather Jimmy’s family left
plight of the millions of Sicilian immi- Sciacca. Throughout the years, peoples
grants who made the voyage from Sicily last names have gained American iden-
to America from 1892 to 1924, reset- tities, but they still culturally identify
tling themselves in America and work- with Sicily and its Italian nature.
ing to pursue the American dream at all However, Sicily isn’t solely Italian;
costs. The exhibit ran at the Wang Cen- it’s also Spanish, German, Greek
ter from April 4 to April 13, and is, in (Pythagoras was Sicilian), Arabic, Nor-
fact, cosponsored by Stony Brook itself. man, Byzantine, and African. The in-
The opening reception was held on fluences of other cultures on Sicily are
April 4 and drew a crowd of over 200 obvious everywhere you look, be it in
members of the community. Awash in the architecture of the buildings or the
wine, antipasti, and opera, the intro- music. Mosques constructed in Spanish
duction went over as a wonderful way style architecture have been converted
to introduce the larger community to to churches. The cadences of speech are
the new exhibit and explain Stony inherently Arabic, and the music fol-
Brook’s relationship to the exhibit and lows the same tonal patterns and
the history of the relationship between makeup. Town names, like my native
Stony Brook and the Sicilian govern- Sciacca, are based off of different lan-
ment. guages- Xacca in Arabic means “water.”
The exhibit detailed the history of Professor Mignone was ecstatic at
the Sicilian immigration movement, the response from both the community
going from the causality of the factors and the students and is already plan-
that made people leave, like the decline ning more events for the fall term.
Italia, Italia, Italia!
in the tuna and sulfur industries, the These events will hopefully involve Si-
death of the citrus crop, the earthquake cilian folk music and Sicilian cuisine,
and tsunami of 1908, and the unifica- along with more lectures by Professor
tion of Italy. Factors that helped the im- create the Museum of Sicilian Immi- From there, the museum came to Saija. The community interest is there,
migration to occur, like the rise of the gration. life. Professor Saija came to Stony Mignone simply has to provide the op-
steam ship and the inflation of Amer- The museum, off of which the ex- Brook in 2004 as a visiting professor portunities for them.
ica through travel agencies, were also hibit is based off of, was the collabora- with a team of graduate students to re- It’s been a good year for the Italian
discussed. For a Sicilian, America was tive brainchild of Professor Mignone search Sicilian immigration and ac- department. Between the named chair,
a land of milk and honey, where the and the Professor Marcello Saija of the quire first hand documents from the the new Florence site, and “Sicilian
streets were paved with gold, and there University of Messina. Prior to the 2000 descendents of these immigrants. Over Crossings,” they’ve increased their visi-
were good paying jobs wherever you visit to Sicily by President Kenney, Pro- 600 people in the local community do- bility and made it easier for students to
looked. The reality was bleaker: tiny, fessors Sajia and Mignone met by nated photos, documents, and most recognize them. Professor Mignone
cramped apartments, xenophobia from chance and struck up a professional importantly, the stories of their ances- asks that students drop by the depart-
the natives, and few lasting jobs. At the friendship, keeping in touch over the tors, to the museum. ment office on the fourth floor of the
time, Sicilians had the same status as years, and eventually bringing Profes- “It’s amazing,” commented Professor Melville Library and see what’s going
today’s illegal immigrants. But, as time sor Saija to Stony Brook to speak about Mignone. “People who don’t know each on. Attend a lecture, take out a good old
progressed, people moved elsewhere. Sicily. “The turnout was larger than I other or have never fully considered Italian movie (a recommendation: Il
The exhibit then chronologically expected, so was the reception.” It was themselves to be Sicilian are turning to Postino), or simply see what’s coming
followed the arrival of Sicilians in then that Professor Mignone realized the person next to them and sharing up. The seeds of Italian culture are
American and the establishment of just how many people of Sicilian de- the stories of their ancestors.” I person- there, so come rediscover them.
multiple Little Italy’s throughout the scent there were on Long Island. ally understand this on a deep level. I
country. From Mulberry Street in Man- Whether they were a half Sicilian, a am Sicilian and I have my own stories Alex H. Nagler e Siciliano.
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Proof of Evolution
Mac, as well as other platforms such as be changing. Even though the overall tone kept a mystery to the public. Much like
By Jonathan Pu handhelds and cell phones. At a recent I- might stay the same, there’s no strict pat- the other designers for creatures and ar-
Con seminar on Spore, some details re- tern that’s adhered to. Rather, the music chitecture, the spaceship builder is
cently kept under wraps were revealed to will be constantly generated and you will freeform enough to let you build pretty
Spore is proof of evolution. That’s a small audience. The two main features much anything you want and then to
right. Spore. It’s an interaction simulation discussed were the music system in Spore color it any colors you desire. In the power
that shows the progression of species as and the spaceship designers. point presentation, we were shown a few
they start in tide pools, grow limbs (or Spore’s music system is as unique as the of the spaceships, of which included a
not) to climb onto land, form tribal exis- game itself. Unlike most games, Spore’s Nintendo GameCube shaped ship. I guess
tences, build up civilizations, and then fi- music will be, more or less, completely with the Wii taking over the GameCube’s
nally blow up other planets. randomly generated. The music system functionality, it seemed only proper to
I really hope you didn’t believe a word will key into certain aspects of your style give it some other role.
of that first paragraph because if you ever of play to generate music that best fits the If you’ve seen any other Spore pre-
wrote a thesis saying that Spore proved culture of the creatures you create. Say you views, you already know how exciting this
Darwin’s theories, society would shun make a militaristic society. Your species game is without the two aspects I just
you, your family and anybody else asso- will be very rigid in their movements and briefly went over. However, if you haven’t,
ciated with you. the layout of cities will reflect this with it’s about time to check it out, seeing as the
Honestly though, Spore’s a game cur- straight roads. However, the music will game’s been in the works for years now.
rently in development, and has been in key into this as well and align itself to pretty much never hear the same thing Expect a revolutionary evolution this Sep-
production for a long while now. It’s more of a marching beat with a strict tone twice. tember 7 for PC and Mac gamers (pfft, a
planned for plenty of platforms including to it. Also, unlike what’s been come to be The spaceship designer was also a big Mac gamer?!) with the title coming to
the standard slew of consoles, the PC and expected, the music in Spore will always part of the presentation as it was mostly other platforms shortly thereafter.
Frosty Finish 2
Studio: Vouyer Media exceptional camerawork, director stead of busying herself with house- tion. She performs very well and only
Director: Donnie Cabo Donnie Cabo rises to the occasion and hold chores. Her punishment includes adds to the fun, begging the question:
Cast: Crissy Moon, Faye Valentine, saves this particular film from being being doused with seven hefty loads of What’s not to like about this film?
Heidi Brooks, Misti Love, Mya Lu- lost in the industry clutter. To keep cum, which was a true sight to see.
anna, Nadia Nitro Nikky Lov things interesting, Cabo throws a few The highlight of Frosty Finish 2,
Genre(s): Blowjobs, Cumshots, Group noteworthy plot devices into the mix however, would have to be Faye Valen-
Sex, Toys and the inclusion of the occasional toy tine’s performance. At the start of the
Condoms: No added a little spice and made for some scene the cameraman finds fifteen
excellent film segments when vaginal very eager men ready to give it their
The good folks at Vouyer Media penetration became common. best. The guys are shown sitting
have done an excellent job in bringing Actresses Crissy Moon and Nikky around a table and talking about how
us a hot and nubile cast of starlets Lov show us that they’ve got the goods they’d like to get fucked and sucked,
whose lustful appetites and combined and offer brilliant on-screen perform- and Ms. Valentine conveniently shows
enthusiasm make this flick stand out ances. Moon is a delight and provides up to greet them. The beginning of the
against a score of similar titles. us with the film’s opening scene. This shooting was a little slow-moving, as it
Frosty Finish 2 possesses the stan- vivacious 22-year-old brunette enters took our starlet ten minutes to round
dard formula responsible for making the set dressed in pink looking eager the room and give each cock her at-
successes out of other films associated to get to work. Luckily for her, there tention. This vignette was a long one,
with the genre. Each vignette begins are four throbbing cocks primed for and if you’re into oral action, then look
with the casual introduction of its star- sucking in the next room. Any inno- no further. At the end of the scene,
let, who then finds herself administer- cence is cast aside once Moon starts Valentine sits and anxiously waits for a
ing countless blowjobs before ending gulping down dicks like a pro. few servings of cum. She ends up get-
the scene with one hell of a messy fa- Throughout the course of servicing ting completely wrecked, dripping
cial. What makes this film different her horny male actors, Moon is caught with semen well into the close of her
however, is its superb production getting fucked with a large rubber spot.
quality. Often times blow bang films dildo before her companions treat her Bonus material includes some be-
take on an amateurish feel and lack the to some baby batter, leaving her face hind-the-scenes footage, a great photo
excellence needed to merit a memo- completely covered by the end of the gallery, and, to my amazement, an ad-
rable viewing experience. Thankfully, scene. Later, the beautiful Nikky Lov ditional vignette! This delightful sur-
this isn’t the case with Frosty Finish 2. is introduced as a Russian maid who prise features Mya Luanna, a smoking
Due to his attention to detail and decides on chatting on the phone in- hot Asian with a body built to perfec-
While it may be a year old, I doubt no one was willing to admit they were Call of Duty 4. That’s not to say Viva The Sims was that it was hard to gauge
anyone at Rare is complaining about an- wrong. Piñata isn’t without its own brand of ir- what made them happy or why bad
other Viva Piñata review. Positive or The only reason I have the game is reverence. Most of the basic gameplay things were happening. What Viva
not, any exposure to Microsoft’s 2006 because when my Xbox self-destructed is tame; breeding piñatas is referred to Piñata lacks in random unwanted bull-
flagship failure is going to be good at for the sixth goddamn time, Microsoft as “romancing,” and the actual sex is shit happening constantly it makes up
this point. Viva Piñata was billed as the was kind enough to offer me a free nothing more than a simple minigame for in sheer content.
premiere family title for the Xbox 360 game. My options were Project Gotham and a video of two piñatas dancing From the opening tutorial to my last
in holiday ‘06, set up alongside Gears of Racing 3 (I already owned PGR4), (after which an egg is delivered by a five-hour marathon session, Viva
War (of all things) in their first-party Kameo (Rare’s mediocre 360 launch weird fat lady). However, I doubt I’ve Piñata consistently doled out new con-
lineup. It previewed poorly in the platformer, and another reason to pre- got many parents reading this, so I’ll let tent. Each step of progression is
months before its release, with poor hate VP) and Viva Piñata. When I chose you in on how far down the Bunny- awarded with another layer of gameplay
frame rates and oddball gameplay mak- Viva, John Smith from India told me, comb hole goes. or new piñata species. Depending on
ing it a hard sell. Despite great reviews “You know that’s a kid’s game, right?” The helper characters are where the your pace, I’d say there’s between 30 and
and some brilliant advertising, it was a You can’t even outsource to fucking game presents much of the humor that 50 hours of refreshing content, and if
market disaster. The next year, a sepa- South Asia without coming across nay- will fly well over most kid’s heads. you attempt to accomplish every goal
rate developer slapped together Viva sayers. But I suppose when the build- While your garden is filled with inno- the game throws at you, you’re looking
Piñata Party Animals, a Wii-esque ing they work in was constructed out of cent and colorful piñatas, the shops are at hundreds of hours. Again, it all comes
shovelware party game that more than unsold copies of the game, they’re en- full of dirty humans. A woman named down to how you play. One person may
likely sealed the coffin on the VP license couraged to turn people away. Costolot runs the item shop, and as her choose to focus on a small number of
forever. piñatas, naming and accessorizing
We all know the 360 is a mancrafted them, sending them away to parties,
piece of manliness. Especially in that and evolving them into new forms. An-
year when almost everyone played other may set up elaborate breeding
Gears of War, a game about shooting camps, detaching themselves from
your way through grey town and brown these virtual pets and breeding as many
town and chainsawing monsters in as they can to sell off and reach the level
half. I was guilty of matching the 18-24- of “master romancer.”
year-old Shooter McBulletsmith demo- Yet, possibly the most brilliant as-
graphic as well. Nearly everyone with a pect of Viva Piñata is that, as cold and
360 was enamored with Epic’s lowest calculated as you may choose to play it,
common denominator adventure. Don’t not only will it stay consistently fun, but
get me wrong, Gears was fun, but it it’s also going to get you at some point.
was stupid, it lacked art direction, sto- Okay, so I still haven’t said what the name states, she is a greedy, chocolate In my case, I’d finished breeding Fudge-
rytelling, and a third of the five-hour game is, so let’s get into it. Viva Piñata coin-hungry wench. She’s also sugges- hogs and reached master level for that
campaign was abysmal. And now when combines the cultivation and develop- tive. One of her recurring lines as you species. I sold off all of them but my
I look back, having played both, it puts ment aspects of life simulators like The enter the shop is, “Are you looking for first one, and decided to name it and
some perspective on how unfortunate Sims or Rollercoaster Tycoon with the something seedy? Oh, I didn’t mean dress it up in a pirate hat and hand
Viva Piñata’s failure was. discovery and collection elements of like that.” You know there’s some “ro- cuffs. (The accessories are out there.)
A year later, the 360 hasn’t ex- Pokemon, a dab of RPG-style quest- mancing” going on in that store after But Sonic the Fudgehog wasn’t happy,
panded it’s demographic. Now, rather ing/leveling, and brilliantly colorful, hours. and eventually no amount of joy candy
than shoot ugly grey mole people, we clean, timeless graphics. It’s all of these Willy Builder is the shop owner in could cheer him up. He became so de-
shoot terrorists and purple aliens. It’s things, or it’s only some of them. You charge of building the various sex pressed that he stormed out of my gar-
not necessarily a bad thing, as some of start with a small junkyard, and after shacks you need to get your piñata den singing Dashboard Confessional,
the bigger games of 2007 pushed differ- the tutorial section in which you clean it breeding mill running. He’s a drunk and I never saw him again. It was a de-
ent genres (Mass Effect), told real stories up and start your garden, the game is who shows up to work late, overcharges, pressing moment, but it also amazed me
(Bioshock), or even just added a few col- what you make of it. and only eats bacon sandwiches. He’s that I’d grown somewhat attached to
ors beyond grey and brown to the As you develop your garden, it be- basically the stereotypical construction this virtual creature.
shooter palette (Halo 3). However, Mi- comes an inviting area for the various worker, except he nurses pints of milk. Viva Piñata may be a hard sell, but I
crosoft has yet to come back to the fam- piñata species in the area. In this game, Leafos, the first of the humans you think anyone can get hooked on it. I had
ily demographic in the same way it did you play the role of the omnipresent come across, seems innocent enough. it for a few months before I even both-
with VP. In fact, I’d go as far as saying cursor that, armed with a shovel, water- However even she falls prey to typical ered to open it, and over a year after its
that there hasn’t been anything like ing can, and bag of seeds, sets out to be- human weakness, spreading gossip and release, it feels refreshing and brand
Viva Piñata this console generation. come the best gardener on Piñata false rumors and leading you down new. I can’t recommend it enough.
So what is it? Well, that’s where this Island. There’s more to the story, which dead ends. What does it all mean? Tracking down a copy shouldn’t be
review gets difficult. I can go on and on you unlock over time through a story- There’s definitely a bit of social com- hard, and you should be able to find it
about its market failings, and how un- book, but the lore of VP is ancillary, and mentary going on here. for a mere $10-20. I’d easily have paid
fortunate it is that this gem got cast I mostly ignored it. The real plot is your All the while your innocent stable of full price for Rare’s masterpiece, and I
aside, but the reality is the game is hard experiences and what you take away piñatas go about their predictable daily honestly wish I’d bought it back then
to quantify. Not only that, but at first from it. lives. One of the great things about the and never gave Gears of War a passing
glance it looks fucking dumb. Everyone Now, if I haven’t lost you already on game is that while there are many com- glance.
in the game journalism community that last paragraph, I understand I’m plicated aspects to the piñatas, they’re
seemed to take it at that basic face value probably not selling many of you. Un- consistent. A BarkBark is always going For questions, comments, or if you’d
until it came out. When the pessimistic derstand that, while there’s truly mass to start a fight with a KittyFloss, a Lick- like to trade a Roario for a Chewnicorn,
previews ceased and the glowing re- appeal in this game, it is a family game, atoad is going to eat a Taffly, and an Ele- email me at RedRingCircus@gmail.com.
views started coming in, it was already after all. If Pixar movies make you phanilla will accidentally trample
too late; the real coverage died out, and cringe, then I’d probably just go back to smaller piñatas. Part of my hatred of
The Stony Brook Press I-Con 23
Ode to an I-Con
when Mom came in with an ice pack, I a sealed copy of Bible Black and a pin pink donkey—not my type, but she was
By Zack Fair could see her hesitate. The wall scrolls bearing the image of Knuckles the still a fine piece of ass. I choked, as I
dripped with humidity, but my rig ran Echidna. I checked up on my guild in glimpsed, to my right, a sweet Amy
cool with quad core processors and one of the computer labs, and then, Rose. Oh, how I’d love to cream in her
For three weeks, I toiled away in my four gigs of RAM. My mom sprayed after a few sticks of Pocky, I was ready rabbit. A single tear fell from my face as
room. Sweat-stained Hanes contained me down with Febreze, and the cool to head out. I saw her arms around Sonic, and in
rolls I had been trying to get down. touch of the ice pack on my back I-Con—my time to party—anime lonely frustration, I ran out. I wan-
The diet of McDonald’s number two warmed my black heart. dance party. I passed out from an dered the endless tunnels for hours,
meals and Taco Bell’s chalupas did not If only I could find a woman like my overzealous fog machine and the sweet chaffing in every crevice of my fur suit.
help, but while I bookmarked Goons mom at this con. I imagined meeting a stench of 5,000 pounds of nerd in the At last I found a ladder out.
with Spoons, running a guild takes up Yuna or Tifa while my mom massaged room. My last vision was of an over- A group of students suddenly sur-
too much time to cook like that sweet the small of my back, and the touch of weight Edea Kramer as I hit the ground round me. Pink collared shirts and gel-
Rachel Ray. I was up all night on my a woman stretches my Hanes ever so and felt my Garnier Manga Head hair laced hair contrast with giant muscular
seventh bottle of Bawls, cardboard and little. When she left, I browsed through spikes stab into my temple. physiques. They tore off my mask and
duct tape strewn all over the room. My the Deviant Art for FFX-2 hentai and I awoke in a secret den of furries. A asked me what I was supposed to be,
costume would be the star of the show. made a deposit into an empty Mc- fox and a horse told me to drink down and when they noticed my suit’s glory
Sure, there’d be plenty of Clouds, but Nugget box. The image of three cactu- some Red Bull, and like the recipient of hole they beated on me like a meat
Zack cosplayers? (Cosplayers dress up ars penetrating Yuffie from every a Phoenix Down, I was alive again. I piñata. A blow to the head sends me
as their favorite character from car- direction left my mind as I unstuck my- saw steam pipes all around me, alas, the reeling, and the last thing I see is a
toons or video games) No, I’d be the self from the chair and return to my furry underground I-Con lair! I real- white light and Sephiroth reaching out
only one, seducing all the con honeys work. ized my Zack costume is gone and re- for my hand.
with my forty-eight-inch Buster Sword. A few days later, I found myself placed with a Knuckles suit.
I pulled a muscle in my back measur- amongst my kind, in my element. I ex- The room was stale with the stink of
ing out the sword to perfection, and plored the Dealers Room and picked up yiffing. I looked to my left and saw a
By Tia Mansouri
Courtney Hume,
C osplayer
•Who are you?
Prince of Katamari.
Platypus Guy,
Yearly Attendee
•How many years have you been coming
to I-CON?
This will be my twenty-first time.
Jessie Pridemore,
Cosplayer
Who are you?
Robin, from Witch Hunter Robin [anime].
something going on—something intu- His upcoming movies include The Man
itive. You can deny it, but you know in the Silo, which will come out later this
there is something beyond this physical year, and Dragonball, based on the car-
thing.” toon show DragonBall Z. Hudson col-
The heroes Hudson looks up to are laborated with his Ghostbusters costars
the people who are always there: the av- to make the eponymous video game,
erage guy who does what he has to do which is due to come out later this year,
to get by. “The guy who gets up and and which was named one of the years’
goes to work and takes care of his fam- most-anticipated video games accord-
ily, and then his kid, at eighteen, says ing to Image Games Network (IGN).
‘fuck you, Dad!” He laughed and went To meet an actor—it is ok. To meet a
on to say, “Or the guy with the wife who movie star—it is a little better. To meet
says, ‘I should’ve done this and this and a person who is just so cool and content
this’—just the guy who shows up. Not with life as a whole—it is rewarding.
the guy who just goes and gets some Ernie Hudson is more than a ghost
cigarettes and you never see him.” buster—he is an inspiration; the epit-
Hudson spoke about how he wished ome of coolness.
for people to value
knew about it. In fact, as the boat I never look at a character like, ‘oh, themselves. “I wish peo-
docked, the ecstatic patron made sure thank God, they have a black character.’ ple really got how spe-
everyone at the docks knew as well. “So I am always happy to play a black char- cial they are and that
I never left the dock, and my wife took acter because I always have a shot at a they didn’t feel they had
the kids to see the Statue of Liberty. So job.” to do something to earn
we don’t talk about that,” said Hudson, Somehow, religion was brought into that.” It is a problem he
laughing. the conversation, and Hudson revealed has experienced with
Asked about being the token his beliefs on sin. “The thing about reli- his friends and many of
black ghost buster, Hudson replied that gion is the sin thing, and I am like, ‘why the people with whom
he was not too fazed by it. “I think it is don’t we drop the whole sin thing and he has dealt. “You don’t
important for movies to reflect the so- replace it with mistakes?’ I work in a have to earn it, it is al-
ciety that we are a part of. It annoys the business where we can do a lot of takes, ready there. But it is not
hell out of me—like Woody Allen and if it doesn’t work, we can forget there unless you see it.
movies (and I like Woody Allen)—but ‘bout it. Just do it over again.” Hudson Once you see it, then
it was like, ‘What New York is that? said he believes in a superior being but you don’t have to worry
There are no black people, Hispanics or does not invest too much into it. As he about taking anything
Asians,” said Hudson. He then went on says, “We all sense something greater from anybody else to
to joke about black characters who than what we see. There is something make you whole.”
seem to be included purely for the ap- along the lines of what we don’t know. Hudson has a few
pearance of sensitivity to race-con- The end of the world, and God appear- films coming out, as
sciousness, saying, “I think it’s great, but ing—even if we don’t believe it, there is well as a video game.
I-Con Layout by
David K. Ginn
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The Stony Brook Press 30
opinion
Undemocratic Corporate Globalization
It is no secret cate General of the U.S. Navy has the Bush ad-
that the Council stated, “The main purpose of the m i n i s t r at i on
on Foreign Rela- Council on Foreign Relations in pro- talk about is
tions (CFR), set up moting the disarmament of U.S. sover- our “security.”
by globalist king- eignty and national independence and So instead,
pin David Rocke- submergence into an all powerful, one they’ve decided
feller, exists to world government. Once the ruling to take away
JOHN push for a world members of the CFR...have decided our Constitu-
MARTELL government. Car- that the U.S. Government should adopt tional rights.
roll Quigley, men- a particular policy...the very substantial The Bush ad-
tor to Bill Clinton and member of CFR, research facilities of the CFR are put to m i n i s t r at i on
says himself, “The Council on Foreign work to develop arguments, intellectual has signed
Relations...believes national boundaries and emotional, to support the new pol- agreements at
should be obliterated and one-world icy and to confound and discredit, in- the Security
rule established.” In an effort to make tellectually and political, any and Prosperity
this a reality, they have used incremen- opposition.” and Partner-
talism as a way to gain gradual accept- Corporations have influence or con- ship meetings
ance of their plans. trol over all the Presidential candidates, that are physi-
The first step, with the European Congress, and the mainstream media. cally creating a
Union, and now North America, was It is the corporate goal to accelerate the North Ameri-
trade blocs, then misnamed protec- flow of both cargo and people across can Union
tionist “free trade” zones, then the this country’s Northern and Southern under our eyes,
physical merging of key infrastructure - borders. They want an international all without
military, legislative, and other bodies. NAFTA superhighway even if it means public dis-
This whole process is done with a blind using eminent domain to steal people’s course or open
eye from Congress and the mainstream ranches and farmland. Another dream debate.
media, with the exception of CNN’s is to have a workforce consisting com- Despite
Lou Dobbs. It is also being done with pletely of illegal immigrants who they their name, the
the full approval of all the Presidential can underpay off the books and save North Ameri-
Candidates of both major political par- money on wages, taxes, and benefits. can Free Trade
ties, with the exception of Ron Paul. Their goals are sadly being accom- Agreement and the NAU - just like the tional government started with the Eu-
CFR President Richard Haass be- plished as the Bush administration fails EU are not free market institutions. ropean Union....and now a European
lieves “states would be wise to weaken to enforce this country’s border laws, They are protectionist communities Parliament that is feverishly passing
sovereignty in order to protect them- even in the wake of 9-11 and terrorist who compete with other trade blocs laws that override the laws of the mem-
selves,” and that “Globalization thus threats. like the European Union and soon-to- ber nations...a [European] constitution
implies that sovereignty...needs to be- We’ve had a record three million il- be Asian-Pacific Union. While tooted was drafted but rejected by many mem-
come weaker.” Admiral Chester Ward, legal immigrants migrate into this as free market to get the approval of ber nations. Never mind, they imple-
former CFR member and Judge Advo- country in the last year, yet all you hear conservatives, the NAU is anything but mented it anyway. Now its North
a free market. In America’s turn....the President has at-
laisez-faire eco- tended secret meetings and signed at
nomics, no institu- least two agreements. Money from our
tions exist to treasury is being spent [to create] a new
hinder the free flow currency, the Amero, and a new Con-
of goods from one stitution, modeled after the Soviet
place to another. Union’s Constitution…Our rights will
The NAU, like the not be inalienable but they will be
EU, would have an granted by government, who can also
external tariff, take them away. You will have a [North
making imported American] ID Card with a Radio Fre-
goods more expen- quency Identification Chip in it.” -Stan
sive and hurting Jones, U.S. Senate Candidate, Libertar-
the free choice of ian Montana
the consumer, in It is important to note that
order for govern- every Presidential candidate (besides
ments and corpora- Ron Paul) is a CFR member, the Oba-
tions to generate mas, John Edwards, and the Clintons
enormous profits. included. A Democratic Party admin-
“The secret or- istration will not save us from the on-
ganizations of the coming but not inevitable North
world power elite American Union. It is not inevitable if
are no longer se- we join the informed uprising – the
cret. They have “Ron Paul Revolution” of people who
planned and are will not simply demand but physically
now leading us into become the leaders who will adhere to
a one-world Com- the Constitution and who will swear an
munist govern- oath to protect National Sovereignty,
ment. The and of course never join the CFR and
combining of na- reject its undemocratic goals.
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