INTERESTING CABINET CONVERSATION, WITH

SLANG AND ALL…(reflects on contemporary

iissues).

Pak Lah: This is the last meeting we are going to have before I make
my decision on who our candidates are. First of all, I would like to
thank Keng Yaik and Affendi for voluntarily backing out. You are truly
gentlemen. Anyone else wants to back out? Think of the party, not
of yourself.

Najib: I think Samy should back out la.

Samy: Apa pasai? Why you think I should back out? Why not you?

Najib: You are a liability to MIC and BN la Samy, accept it la.

Samy: What do you mean liability? Give me proof?

Hisham: Ayo Samy, our intelligence report say, we will lose almost
100% of Indian votes if you still lead MIC. If you get lost, maybe we
can bring it down to 60%.

Samy: Pakla, don’t listen to this two young punks la. Let me read this
report just sent to me. After extensive intelligence gathering, we find
that 20% of the Indians hated Samy Velu. Ha, only 20% la, where got
100%?

Nazri: Hey Samy I also got the same report la. Why don’t you
continue?

Samy: Okay, I’ll continue, 40% cannot stand to see his face and 35%
will kill him if they were to meet him. 5% believe that he is a good
leader. Ha, I still got 5% what?

Pak Lah: Come on la Samy, you’ve been around for a long time
already; you have made your money. You are even richer than me,
so back out la. Think of the party la Samy.

Samy: Yes, I am richer than you but Najib, 2 deals only is already
richer than me, why not ask him also to go? His submarine and
Sukhoi and Altantunya also make him a liability what.
Pak Lah: I know that one, but he is from UMNO, that is the
difference. The Malays will accept corrupt Malay leaders, as long as
they potong, its okay.

Samy: Oh, kalu chunik potong kalu, berapa banyak rasuah pun takpa
ka? Mana adil ini macam Pakla?

Najib: That is the way it is in this country Samy. We all from UMNO
got immunity, you people, tadak potong punya, don’t.

Samy: No, saya akan tetap bertanding.

Kayveas: Adei Samy, listen to them da, what they say is true la.
Don’t talk about justice all lah, as if you are concerned about justice.
This is not the place to be talking about justice la old man. We want
to win. If that means you will be dropped then so be it.

Samy: Dei Kayveas, you just shut up la. You budak lagi la, you apa
tau? What you want to be champions of the Indians ka? If I am
forced to back out, I make sure you go down with me. Hey, Mahathir
also cannot force me out la.

Kayveas: Tengok Pakla, tadak guna punya Hindu. Think of himself

only. Just shoot him la Pakla, don’t give chance. Najib, itu C4 lagi ada
ka? Mari kita sekarang taroh itu C4 sama dia. Cilaka punya orang.

Keng Yaik: Samy ah, enough la. So long already you in the cabinet.
You want to stay until you die ka? What you think they will bury you
in the Makam Pahlawan ka? Every time people curse you la. Now
even your own race cannot stand you, give up la Samy. Come join
me la. We all retire. After all, we are not sure if we are going to win
this time around. BN also not sure going to win or not.

Pak Lah: What are you talking about Kheng Yaik? Why you say like
that? Lu jaga lu punya mulut ah Apek.

Keng Yaik:No la Pak Lah, If everyone wants to deny us 2/3 majority,

then all of them would not vote us la. We may lose more than just
1/3 la. Haiya, that one also cannot see ah?

Pak Lah: Maybe the Chinese or Indians la Keng Yaik, not the Malays
la. The Malays love UMNO.
Keng Yaik: Are you sure ah Pak Lah? Now even the Chinese and
Indians are willing to vote PAS if it is the only opposition available to
them, don’t you think that there would be Malays willing to vote
DAP? Don’t be foolish la Pak Lah. Until now still cannot get Kelantan
despite all the dirty tricks. Who are majority voters in Kelantan?
Malays la, some more what.

Pak Lah: Betoi ka dia kata tu Najib?

Najib: Jangan dengar cakap orang tua penyembur tu la Pak lah.

Orang Melayu takkan lupa UMNO punya. Orang Melayu rela mati
untuk UMNO

Nazri: Ntah la, ada lojik jugak cakap Keng Yaik tu. Memang la orang
Melayu rela mati untuk UMNO tapi rela ka dia mati untuk kita?

Pak Lah: Apa yang orang Melayu tak puaih hati lagi dengan kita?
Kita bagi macam-macam kat depa, apa lagi dia mau?

Kah Ting: Lu mau tau ka? Dia olang tengok sumua itu UMNO punya
olang besar manyak kaya. Bikin lumah banyak besar. Keleta 4, 5,
sumua mahal-mahal punya. Dulu punya Melayu punya UMNO punya
olang tak buat itu macam. Kalau dia kaya pun, dia tak tunjuk sama
olang. Sekalang punya UMNO punya olang manyak sombong oh. Dia
kaya, dia selalu tunjuk. Dia tak takot punya. Itu olang Melayu biasa
tak suka la ini macam punya sombong punya olang.

Nazri: Apa, salah ka dia beli rumah besar dan kereta besar? Apa
orang Cina saja ka buleh beli rumah besar. Pak Lah, letak Kah Ting
kat Tanjong tengok. Jom kita tengok orang Cina suka kat dia ka tak?

Keng Yaik: Tak salah, tapi baru 2, 3 hari jadi menteri sudah kaya ka?
Dia punya gaji berapa? Dulu jaga gate keretapi sekarang boleh bikin
Istana, orang tak heran ka la Pak Lah? Your weakness ah, is that you
think the Malays are stupid. They are not la Pak Lah. Many have
opened their eyes la. Many are not ignorant anymore.

Pak Lah: Alah, kalau kalah pun, kalah sikit saja.

Keng Yaik: Sorry ha Pak Lah if I say something. You have been
sleeping too much, you have lost touch with reality.
Pak Lah: I think ah Keng Yaik, you don’t resign la. This year you
stand in Permatang Pauh, mau ka?

Samy: Pak Lah, saya macam mana?

Pak Lah: Meeting adjourn la, semua balik dulu. Saya mengantok ni.
Nanti lain kali la.

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