PART ONE

SMS joke 1

A man tries to keep mobile on the table

It falls down.

Then he tries to keep the mobile in chair

Again it falls down.

Do you know why?

Antha mobile la balance illa.

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SMS joke 2

Boy 1: Machan antha ponnu sevudunu nenaikiren

Boy 2: ean machan
Boy 1: naa I LOVE YOU sonna, nethu than puthu
seruppu vangunenu
solra da
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Interaction in different ages:

LKG
Girl: Pencil tharuviya?
Boy: missukita soliduvaen!

4th std:
Girl: Pencil tharuviya?
Boy: indha

12th std: pen kodukka mudiyuma?

Boy: oh my god. Black vaenuma,blue vaenuma
red vaenuma, green vaenuma?

COLLEGE:
Boy : un pen sariya ezhudhalanu ninaikiraen.
Indha ennoda pen use panniko..!

OFFICE:
Boy: Pudhusa pen vangunen....
Ezhidi pathutu kudu.!

EPDI IRUNDHAVANA
EPPADI AAKITANGA.
Inda girlsae ipadi than.
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SMS joke 4

Dr. K.O.Rangan .
Psychotherapist, wanted his name to be painted on a board
In front of his clinic.
But the uneducated painter painted

Dr. KORANGAN, PSYCHO THE RAPIST.

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En girl friends number tharaen!

She is very sweet…

Joliyaa kadalai podalam…

Evalau neram vendumaanaalum pesalam…

Ava number note pannikonga…

Airtel na 121
Aircel na 121
Reliance na 367
BSNL na 123
Vodofone na 111

No no no thanks ellam venampa

ENJOY

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SMS joke 6

Bar poem

1. Anbukku- BAR
2. Arivukku –BEER
3. Azhakuku- WINE
4. Sandaikku- FULL
5. Natpukku- CUTTING
6. Vanga - NEE
7. Kudika- NAAN
Have a mabbu nite…
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Tok tok tok

Yaru athu?
Nan than

Nan than na yaru

Sms vanthiruken
Ena visayam

Yenga thala gud nite sola sonaru

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SMS joke 8

Son: appa chinna veeduna enna appa?

Appa : yean pa

Son : therinju vachikalamnu than pa

Appa : theriyama vachikkita than chinna veedu…

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Boy : KAADAL vanthaal solli anupu

Girl: varalana

Boy : SMS la un thangachi number’a anuppu…

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SMS joke 10

Oru manithanukku
Vetriyai karpikkum guru yaar theriyuma?

Parents,

Relation,

Friends

Lover,

Teacher,

Ivargal yaarumillai.

‘THOLVI’ … than
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Today is MMS day

MMS means :

“MAKE MONKEYS SMILE”

I did my job.
Now you send it 2 all ur monkey friends!
( NOTE :enake thirumba anupuna ratham kakki savaa)

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SMS joke 12

Asin mother: yendi poison sappite?

Asin: crying….

Asin mother: solludi enna karanam?

Asin: intha SMS padikkiravar kitta

I LOVE YOU solla ponen.
Enaku munnadi Shreya kitta avaru sollittar
Athan.

Asin mother: athukku Shreya thane poison sappidanum. Nee yaen

sappitta?..

(vachitomla aappu…)
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100 bookku padichu arivali aavathai vida ,

10 nimidam oru arivalikitta pesurathu best.
So nee eppa venumnalum enakku call pannalam ok

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SMS joke 14

SUN NEWS

07:59:57

07:59:58

07:59:59

08:00:00

Aasaiya parunga..!
Dappa mobile la sun news varuma…!
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Oruthar ooruku ponaru

Appo avarukku Benadryl syrup kuduthanga …

Y?

Katorku sendra
Idamellam
Syrup(u)…

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SMS joke 16

Ungalukku oru lovely gift tharaporen

Close your eyes

Ready,

Asuku busuku,
Neenga kanna moodave illa
So, no gift. OK va
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Nee seitha paavangalai pokka

Intha manthirathai 108 times sollu..

“_____ nallavan”

Idha edit panni unn name pottu innoru pavathaseiyathae

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SMS joke 18

Kaipulla
Nee
Freea
Irunda
Kotta
Thaandi
Padichu parru
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Othukuren

Vettiyathan
Irukkae nu
Othukuraen
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Nightla
Enthirichu
Mobile la
Eduthu
Unakku
Good night SMS anupi
Un
Thookatha keduthuttu
Thirumba thoongura
Sugamirukae..
AAHAA..!
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SMS joke 20

Neenga love
Panravangala iruntha

Press down

Maatiniya, iru unga amma

Kitta solraen
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WHAT IS LOVE?

Oru kolathula kokku irukkum(girl)

Menu irrukkum(boy)
Thanni irukkum(money).
Thanni dry aana
Kokku parandupoyidum
Menu ange settu podium

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SMS joke 22

Thennai maratthuku keela

5 police nikkuranga

Yaen theriyuma??..

“kolai vilum” nu than

By CBI postku try pannuvor sangam

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SMS joke 23

Naan yen unnai ninaikiren?

Un kooda pesuren?
Unakku msg pannuren?

BECAUSE

Namma rendu perukkume vera vela illa

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Aval ennai kadanthu

Sellum pothellam
En idhayathai thottu
Parthu kolkiren..

Gokka makka..

Namma pocket money

Thappichuthuda saamy…

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SMS joke 25

Tamil natil mottham

3 kadal,

75 aaaru,

237 eari,

1836 kulam,

3200 Vaaikal,

3259 kuttai

58000 kinaru

Irukku. Ivlo irunthum yen chellam

Kulika maatengra..?
Po poi kuli..
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