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Wolverine.
climax of X-Men Origins:
spiralingFOX
down,
its optical blasts
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to escape the carnage.

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We are viewing the

DEADPOOL's head is
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head
paused
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in-action, optical blasts and all.
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Wait . . . What?
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and reveal that it is being played
diegetically on a flat-screen TV. The picture quality
transforms from "in-film" to "onscreen."
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INT. - LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
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We
continue
panning
back from the TV.
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The TV's menu-guide pops up, revealing "X-Men Origins:
Wolverine" being played on FX. The guide cursor scrolls
down
it stops on Cinemax, which displays "Green
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Lantern" as in-progress. The TV is shut off.
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FOX DEADPOOL
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(O.S.)
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Mmmmm,
nope. Nothing good on.
We are in DEADPOOL's apartment. It's modern-looking and
minimalistic. On the wall behind the TV is a framed issue
of New Mutants #98.
The remote is thrown on the
table, where two feet
FOX coffee
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rest
were
resting.
The
two
feet
leave
the table, and
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DEADPOOL, dressed casuallyFOX
in jeans
and
a hoodie, stands up.
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Deadpool's
are on his hips, head shaking as he scoffs.
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DEADPOOL
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Ok, what the front door was -- wait.
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pauses,
looks
off-screen
to
his
left.
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DEADPOOL (cont'd)
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Guys, did
we
get the "R" rating or
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are we stuck with "PG-13," you know,
for the kiddos?

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We look to the left with him. It's his kitchen, and

silence. Deadpool is nodding his head in that direction.
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DEADPOOL (cont'd)
Uh huh, uh huh, that's great, guys.
Look, I get it. "PG-13" sells more
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tickets and I'm only allowed to say
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the F-word
So,
that's what
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we're
doing,
I'd
better
make
it
good
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"fuck
" at the
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DEADPOOL (cont'd)
Oh
my
god,
I
said it. Fuck, well
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there goes the
Oops. Well,
FOX quota.
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fuck,
fuck, fuckity, fuck-fuck.

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looks
toward us.
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DEADPOOL
(cont'd)
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What the fuck was up with Origins?
Let's reboot. Everyone loves a
At least we know this one
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will be properly, deliciously Rrated. FOX
Here,
I'll demonstrate.
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POOF. Deadpool teleports, leaving a red mist behind him. He

teleports back to
the
same spot with a katana in hand.
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He wields it with his right
and sticks his left arm in
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front of him. He starts inhaling and exhaling deeply,
quickening with every breath as he measures his katana blade
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up and down, aiming at his left wrist.
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FOX 112114-13114 DEADPOOL (cont'd)
Still watching?
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Slice!
Deadpool's left hand thuds on the ground after the
slice. He drops his katana and is holding his left wrist as
blood spurts everywhere from his wound. He stomps the
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ground like he just got a bee sting, biting his lip.
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Mmmmmother FOX
Theresa's
hard
nipples!
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See? Let's see if PG-13 Wolvie
Jackman can get away with that. Beetee-dub, that just cost our FX team
about a hundred grand. You're
welcome.
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Deadpool throws his maimed left hand at the camera, and as
the hand
closes in on the camera we fade to black and
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display "DEADPOOL" title-credits.
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DEADPOOL (V.O)
For as long as I could remember, I
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INT - BABY'S ROOM - NIGHT

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A woman, MARLA
WILSON, walks into the room to check on the
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at WADE
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to the crib and finds it empty, except for a
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Wade? Honey? Where are you?
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under the crib. Nothing. She standsFOX
back
up,
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and
we
hear
a
"POOF."
Wade
is
hanging
on
the
"V"
of
her
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blouse, looking to breast feed. She cradles
him with a
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EXT. - NEIGHBORHOOD - NIGHT
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throughout
the
neighborhood
in
their
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Halloween costumes. Wade, 10, is in his Spider-man costume.
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by his
mother. He approaches
door and
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rings it.
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and gives him
piece of candy.
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That's it?
MARLA
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Be grateful!
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The door shuts on him. Marla begins to walk to the next
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house, and then she hears a POOF, and red mist dissipating
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at the man's doorstep. Wade reappears
the bowl of
candy and dumps it in his sack. He leaves the bowl on the
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doorstep.

Wade!

Marla runs to him.

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MARLA (cont'd)
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Wade, hon, what did we say? You
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can't use your power
anything but
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world, we don't need you to add to
it.
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(sullen)
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I promise.
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Marla hugs her Spider-man costumed son.
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WADE (V.O.)
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And that was my mother, always
worrying about me. It was always
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me and mom. Wheels sort of fell
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when she died when I was 20.
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BANK - DAY
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Wade, late-20s, is in black jeans and a
shirt
walking merrily. He whistles the
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theme song ("Spider-man, spider-man . .
a bank. Right before entering, he puts
and walks into the bank.

RED long-sleeved t"Spider-man" cartoon

.") as he approaches
on a Spider-man mask

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WADE
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(yelling)
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Alright, everyone! This is your
friendly neighborhood Robber- . . .
Man. Wearing a Spider-man mask. No
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Two security guards draw their firearms.
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teleports to the first security guard and kicks his
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hand up, flinging the gun in the air; he repeats the same
motion to the second guard, and now both guns
up in the
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air. Before the guns land, he teleports both security
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WadeFOX
teleports
back inside and catches both firearms, hand
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chest
with both arms.
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Hmmm, I like the way this
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drops
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But maybe a different
time. Hey,
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lady, where's your vault?

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The bank manager points at the rear shiny vault. Wade
teleports in and then back out, with a bag of money in his
hand.
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Thanks. And if anyone asks, tell
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them, uh, Peter Parker
robbed
you .FOX
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. Because Mary Jane needs a fatty
diamond ring. Or something.
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Wade runs
with the bag of cash. Police cars pile in
front. They draw their guns, all facing him. He teleports
right behind one of the officers.
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WADE (cont'd)
(whispering to the
officer
)
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You think he'll get away with it?
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The officer quickly turns around to red mist, as Wade
teleports away.
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Wade is in an empty alley, crouching
as he opens the bag of
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cash. The bag's black-ink bomb explodes, covering
his
hands
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and parts of his red long-sleeved t-shirt with FOX
black
ink.
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He wipes the black ink from his hands FOX
on his
shoulders and
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on
his
Spider-man
mask.
His
red
Spider-man
mask
now looks
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Police cars arrive at the alley, and Wade teleports away,

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INT. - DEADPOOL'S APARTMENT - DAY
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He "poofs" FOX
into112114-13114
his apartment, in his bank robbery "outfit."
It's still a red-shirt with black ink covering his shoulder,
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and he's still
wearing his FOX
Spider-man
mask with two blackink ovals over his eyes.
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He goes to
bathroom to wash his hands.
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Mr. Wilson, please give us a call
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urgent news.

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WADE
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What are you doing with your life?
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He takes his mask off and walks back into the living room.
There's a message on his machine. He plays it.

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Wade reaches into his cell FOX
phone
and dials. He asks for Dr.
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Bingham. We pan out as Deadpool stoically listens to Dr.
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Bingham.

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WADE (V.O.)
And that was the day I found out
about the C-word. Well, yeah, I was
a bit of a cunt, but I'm talking
about cancer. All over my body.
Anyway,
that was three years ago . .
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INT. - HIGH SCHOOL GYM - NIGHT

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WADE (V.O.)
I wasn't always this awesome. Like
every origin flick, this FOX
one 112114-13114
starts
with a sad-sap story . . .

TWO YEARS AGO

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About a dozen people sit in chairs, forming
a circle.
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Deadpool, or WADE WILSON, is among them. Everyone is sickly
and emaciated, with scarves and caps covering their hairless
heads.
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tapping his foot.
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He has a notebook and pen
hand,FOX
and112114-13114
we CLOSE-UP on it.
It looks like a table with about a dozen names on it, with
dates next to each one. On the top, the page is titled
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"DEAD POOL." He scribbles in it as he listens to other
members speak.
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A largely-built, sickly-pale man, ROBERT, is drying his eyes
with a handkerchief. He has a cap on to hide his bald head.
FOX 112114-13114
ROBERT
(sobbing)
You know, it's not so much that it's
cancer. I can deal with that, chemo,
FOX 112114-13114
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drugs, radiation, whatever. FOX
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did
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it have to be the balls?
FOX 112114-13114
FOX 112114-13114
Wade
a laugh as he writes "Christmas" next to
FOXstifles
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Robert's name in his book.
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A thin woman withFOX
a scarf,
VANESSA CARLYSLE,
the leader
of
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the circle, calls Wade out.FOX 112114-13114
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VANESSA
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Wade, you've got something to add?

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WADE
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To add? Me? Nah.

VANESSA
FOX
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You sure?
Six
months you've been
FOX 112114-13114
FOXcoming
112114-13114
here and you've contributed
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nothing.
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WADE
Contribute? Like what? Hey buddy,
if I could give you one of my balls,
I would, but I need mine.

Wade FOX
grabs
his crotch.
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Robert starts weeping.

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ROBERT
Fuck you, pal. At least I'm man
enough to share my story. You just
sit there like a sad fuck talking to
yourself.FOX 112114-13114

Wade turns around, looks behind to us.

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See what I mean? It's gottaFOX
be 112114-13114
a
sad-sap story to start it all.
Vanessa clears her throat.
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VANESSA
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FOX Wade?
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Who are you talking to?
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Pan to the coffee machine.

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Oh, my . . . Fans.

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Not only are you a pussy, but you're
crazy too.
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Vanessa stares at
disapprovingly. Robert looks down.
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VANESSA
You know, Wade, Robert does have a
112114-13114
point.FOXSometimes
we can only heal if
we muster the courage to share our
pain, share our stories. I don't
FOXthat
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think it's just the cancer
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bothers you. Tell us what else is
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wrong.
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Wade mock sniffles while
down at his chest.
WADE
(fake sniffling)
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Fine. You're right. It's not just
the cancer. You see, me and Dan, we
FOX 112114-13114
were on this fishing boat. Old
FOX 112114-13114
FOXwar
112114-13114
FOXgoing
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buddy of mine. Everything was
FOX 112114-13114
well with our shrimping business
until I got a call about my mama, she
wasn't doing too well -FOX 112114-13114
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VANESSA
Wade, that's Forrest Gump.
FOX 112114-13114
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Deadpool looks up with a wry smile.
FOX 112114-13114
WADE
Ok, sorry. My mom used to work real
when I was a kid. I used to try
FOXlate
112114-13114
to stay
as late as I could, just
FOX up
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because I knew she wanted to know
about my day.
(MORE)

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WADE (cont'd)
There were some nights where she
FOX 112114-13114
would come home early, and I knew she
just wanted to know aboutFOX
my 112114-13114
day, and
I . . . I just pretended I was
asleep. I don't know why I did that.
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VANESSA FOX 112114-13114
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Ok, that's Saving Private Ryan.
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FOX 112114-13114
WADE
What can I say? I got a thing for
Tom Hanks. Hell, IFOX
even
pretend he's
112114-13114
FOX 112114-13114
yelling at me in Cast Away when he
screams "Wilson!"
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No one is laughing in the circle.
FOX 112114-13114
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VANESSA
Last warning. It seems like you want
to talk about your mom. It's your
call. You can sit here and bullshit
all you want, or you can begin to
heal.FOXEven
if your body eventually FOX 112114-13114
112114-13114
heals, you won't become truly
healthy
FOX 112114-13114
FOX 112114-13114
unless your soul heals.
FOX 112114-13114
FOX 112114-13114
Wade looks up around the circle. All eyes FOX
are 112114-13114
on him.
FOX
112114-13114
Despite
his
shenanigans,
the
eyes
are
looking
at
him in
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112114-13114
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FOX
earnest, equal parts pity and eagerness to help him. Wade
lets out a slight exhale.
WADE
(
clears
FOX 112114-13114 throat)
Ok. Fine. As you can see, I've got FOX 112114-13114
all sorts of cancer
--112114-13114
lung, bone,
FOX
nose, you name it. It hurts, but
that's not what's hurting me, really,
heh. You know, when
I 112114-13114
look in the
FOX 112114-13114
FOX
mirror, I don't
see
me.
I
see
my
FOX 112114-13114
mother.

Some participants lean in to listen, realizing it's not

bullshit. Wade swallows.
(cont'd)
FOXWADE
112114-13114
You see, she got cancer too, when I
was young. It's funny, I don't
really remember much of my childhood,
other than being by my mom's side.
She was always in her hospital bed.
FOX 112114-13114
FOX
112114-13114
Kind of makes you think no one is
FOX
112114-13114
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invincible when you see your parent
FOX
112114-13114
like that.
(MORE)
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(CONTINUED)
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CONTINUED:
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WADE (cont'd)
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Anyway, one of the last things she
FOXknow
112114-13114
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said to me was,
"I
you'll make
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FOX
112114-13114
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FOX
112114-13114
me
proud,
Wade,
I
just
wish
I could
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be there to see it." And here I am,
FOX 112114-13114
FOX 112114-13114 a fuck-up at 31 with maybe 6 months
left on the clock and nothing on my
scorecard. Hope you can see me now, FOX 112114-13114
Ma.

11

FOXlet
112114-13114
A few of the participants
out tears. Vanessa gets out
of her chair and kneels in front of Wade, holding his hands.
Wade tucks his notebook behind before he Vanessa can get a
FOX 112114-13114
glance.

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FOX
112114-13114
VANESSA
You're not a fuck-up. You can choose
to use the remainder of your time
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pitying yourself, or you can use your
FOX 112114-13114
gifts and do something with the rest
of your life. Either way, no one but FOX 112114-13114
FOXmake
112114-13114
FOX decision.
112114-13114
you can
that

11

She brings him up to hug him.

Everyone else hugs him. He
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gives an awkward look of equal parts discomfort and
FOX 112114-13114
112114-13114
affection.
FOX
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EXT. - OUTSIDE THE GYM - NIGHT

FO
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Wade pulls out a packet of cigarettes and tries to loose

one. It's empty. He tossesFOX
it 112114-13114
in the bushes.
FOX 112114-13114
FOX 112114-13114
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VANESSA (O.S.)
FOX
112114-13114
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FOXHey,
112114-13114
FOX
112114-13114
those
things will kill ya. AreFOX 112114-13114
you trying to be the first one
crossed off your death pool?
FOX 112114-13114
Wade looks back at Vanessa, FOX
who's
crossing her arms at Wade.
112114-13114
WADE
(stammering)
I . . . Uh, you saw that, huh?

FOX
112114-13114
VANESSA
FOX 112114-13114
Look, I know these meetings aren't
fun, and all, but that's a pretty
morbid fucked-up way of passing the
FOX 112114-13114
time. Tell me that's not why you
FOX 112114-13114
show up.
FOX 112114-13114
FOX 112114-13114
FOX 112114-13114
WADE
FOX 112114-13114
FOX 112114-13114
I don't know why I show up, really.
FOX 112114-13114

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(CONTINUED)
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11.
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CONTINUED:
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VANESSA
What? Is it the feeling of pity that
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FOX 112114-13114
you love?
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WADE
Ok, I think I've had enough of the
FOX 112114-13114 warm and fuzzies for one night.
FOX
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112114-13114
VANESSA
FOX 112114-13114
Alright, alright.
But you know,
FOX 112114-13114
you're still alive -- do something
with your life. See ya later,
Deadpool.
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13

Vanessa walks away. Wade looks at her from behind,

noticing
FOX 112114-13114
FOX 112114-13114
that she's still pretty attractive despite her sickly form.
FOX 112114-13114
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Wade begins walking a few blocks down the street to the
liquor store. He walks in. He notices a man in army
fatigues in the back, and a hoodied character in the front.
The hoodied character pulls out a shotgun and aims it at the
clerk.
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11

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ROBBER
(
authoritatively
)
FOX 112114-13114
FOX 112114-13114
You know the drill! Money! Now! FOX 112114-13114
FOX 112114-13114
Wade freezes, and he looks down the aisle at the man in army
FOX 112114-13114
112114-13114
fatigues, who gives him the "shh" signal FOX
as the
man
FOX
112114-13114
FOX 112114-13114
approaches down the aisle. Wade nods
and
backtracks
to allow
FOX 112114-13114
the army man deal with this.
FOX 112114-13114
Wade begins to step out of the store but the door's bell
rings,
the robber to point and shoot at the door.
FOX startling
112114-13114
Wade teleports, and the shotgun blast goes through red mist
FOX 112114-13114
and the door.
appears
behind the robber and taps him
FOXWade
112114-13114
on the shoulder. The robber spins around pointing
at his
FOX 112114-13114
shotgun at Wade, but again just sees red mist.
FOXbehind
112114-13114
Wade appears
him again, pulls the robber's pants down
and spins him around, tripping him.
FOX 112114-13114
The robber is flat on his back, shotgun sprawled
to the
FOX
112114-13114
side. The man in army fatigues, WILLIAM STRYKER, steps on
FOX112114-13114
112114-13114
FOX
the shotgun to immobilize it, and then lands a haymaker
to
the FOX
robber
to
knock
him
out.
112114-13114
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WADE
Thanks. I would have done that but I
probably would have broken my hand.
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(MORE)

(CONTINUED)
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12.

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STRYKER
Name's Stryker, General William
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Stryker. I'm no stranger
now.

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WADE (cont'd)
Plus, I'm not wearing army fatigues,
FOX 112114-13114
FOX 112114-13114
so it would look
a lot less cool
FOX 112114-13114
FOX 112114-13114
coming
from me.
FOX 112114-13114
The clerk runs
the112114-13114
store like he just saw a ghost. It's
FOXout
112114-13114
FOX
just Wade and Stryker.
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Stryker goes behind the counter and rips out the camera feed
FOX 112114-13114
and recorder.
FOX 112114-13114
FOXSTRYKER
112114-13114
FOX 112114-13114
You've got a gift, son. But you FOX 112114-13114
don't look long for this world. How
FOX 112114-13114
FOX
112114-13114
would you like to do
some
good with
FOX 112114-13114
that
gift, while
your life?
FOX extending
112114-13114
FOX 112114-13114
FOX 112114-13114
WADE
FOX 112114-13114
FOX take
112114-13114
FOX 112114-13114
Well, Mom always said never
FOX 112114-13114
FOX 112114-13114
candy from strangers,
but extension
of life from a stranger? Sure
. 112114-13114
FOX

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WADE
FOX 112114-13114
Wade Wilson.
You say you're William
Stryker?

FOX 112114-13114

STRYKER

FO
X1

Yes, sir.

FOX 112114-13114
FOX 112114-13114

Wade looks to the camera.

FOX 112114-13114

FOX 112114-13114
FOX 112114-13114
FOX 112114-13114
WADE
(breaking 4th wall)
This is like the 8th different
William Stryker
we've seen, right?
FOX 112114-13114
FOX 112114-13114
And
this
is
where
he offers to help
FOX 112114-13114
me get my regenerative powers.
FOX 112114-13114
FOX 112114-13114

Stryker looks at us.

STRYKER
FOX 112114-13114 Who ya talking to, son? And how'd
you know about the regenerative
FOX 112114-13114powers?
Wade shakes Stryker's hand.
Nevermind.
stories.

WADE
FOX 112114-13114
Long story. Multiple

(CONTINUED)
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13.
CONTINUED:
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STRYKER
Uh, anyway, here's my card. We run a
FOX 112114-13114facility up in Canada. We're doing
some experimental stuff and are
looking for men just like you. We
can help you extend your life.
FOX 112114-13114

WADE
(under his breath)
Count me in . . . Mr. Too Good to Be
True.
FOX 112114-13114

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Wade starts walking out the door.

11

STRYKER
FOX 112114-13114
What was that?

WADE
Count me in.

4-

Ahem.
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