The document provides examples of topics and opening sentences that should be avoided in college application essays. Some topics are inappropriate or have been overdone, such as relationships, religious or political views, drugs, SAT scores, or anything that reveals academic weaknesses. Popular "how to" essay topics should also be avoided. The examples of terrible opening sentences include those that are informal, inappropriate, grammatically incorrect, or reveal illegal activities. Applicants are advised to choose unique, appropriate topics and use formal, engaging opening sentences.
The document provides examples of topics and opening sentences that should be avoided in college application essays. Some topics are inappropriate or have been overdone, such as relationships, religious or political views, drugs, SAT scores, or anything that reveals academic weaknesses. Popular "how to" essay topics should also be avoided. The examples of terrible opening sentences include those that are informal, inappropriate, grammatically incorrect, or reveal illegal activities. Applicants are advised to choose unique, appropriate topics and use formal, engaging opening sentences.
The document provides examples of topics and opening sentences that should be avoided in college application essays. Some topics are inappropriate or have been overdone, such as relationships, religious or political views, drugs, SAT scores, or anything that reveals academic weaknesses. Popular "how to" essay topics should also be avoided. The examples of terrible opening sentences include those that are informal, inappropriate, grammatically incorrect, or reveal illegal activities. Applicants are advised to choose unique, appropriate topics and use formal, engaging opening sentences.
Some are simply bad topics that are inappropriate for college applications. Others are extremely popular and have been written and read thousands of times before. You are best of avoiding the following: Your relationship with your girlfriend or boyfriend. Your religious beliefsunless you!re applying to a college with a strong religious orientation. Your conservative "or any other# political views. The evils of drugs. They are evil$ but essays tend to sound contrived. Your SAT scores. %ever ever mention your scores no matter how good or bad they are. Any topic that doesn!t appeal to you but that you thin& will appeal to an admission o'cer. They have built in phoniness alarms. Anything that will ma&e the reader$ who might be a grandmotherly type$ blush or be embarrassed. Anything that will reveal that you are a poor college prospectsuch as how you hate to study. (ig or general ideas about how you will help the world live together in peace and harmony. Stic& with details. Any topic that draws attention to your academic wea&nesses. )ow you saw very poor but very happy people on an *nterim trip and reali+ed how ,luc&y- they are or you are. )ow you helped the team win the big game. Anything that ma&es it sound li&e you!re going to college for the sole purpose of learning how to ma&e a lot of money. Any topic speci.cally mentioned as a great essay topic in one of those how/to/get/into/college boo&s. Several thousand other students read the same boo& and will write on the same topic. Terrible Opening Sentences The following would be unwise to use as opening sentences for a college essay "borrowed from the 0ashington 1ost#: 0hen * told my friends * was applying to 0hatsamatta 2$ they were$ li&e$ no way$ and * was$ li&e$ yes way. And they were$ li&e$ way cool. And * was$ li&e . . . 3y mother has probably already written to you$ spreading her lies. * am a vegetarian and all * demand is that any vegetable * eat be pureed or .nely chopped so it in no way resembles its original self before it was murdered. * am sure your dining hall . . . 4irst of$ coach said there wasn5t going to be no writing. *f * have accidentally sealed this envelope with cash inside$ well$ .nder5s &eepers6 *5m grounded until * complete this application. So here goes . . . (ecause my girlfriend is applying to your school "actually$ she is not really my girlfriend yet$ since * have not spo&en to her$ but * &now everything she does# * have decided . . . To demonstrate my love for your school$ * have spray/painted your logo on my town5s water tower. * study the 7nglish since two annuals$ so can right the many pages insuing with no di'cult. * do not ta&e drugs$ drin&$ smo&e$ read pornography$ eat fatty foods$ watch T8$ spea&$ bathe . . . 9ollege is probably the last place they5ll loo& for me$ so . . . Stardate :;<=>?. @ear StarAeet Academy . . . @ear 3orty: * am sending you this e/mail while ta&ing a brea& from .lling out State 25s online application form$ which was obviously designed by idiots . . . Sure$ lots of &ids li&e to start .res$ but how many of them have a propane torch$ gallons of accelerants and a bas&et of dry rags . . . This is Shanda writing$ one of the =: personalities possessed by 7llen Burt+$ who is the nominal applicant for admission. . . . among the many things that are the result of imperialism racism and &apitalism are standard pun&tuation grammar and spelling which all serve to put the entire human race into a sausage machine . . . . )ow5s about * write page CD= of YO2E autobiography: FAfter Aun&ing out of medical school$ Bermit @owling decides to pursue a career in college admissions . . . .F
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