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It's really really hard to stop someone who's willing to die. It's
even harder when death is desired as the ultimate reward.
#Westgate
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Donating blood is an honourable act of humanity. But in kenya
where HIV is an epidemic, receiving a donated blood has its
risks. #Westgate
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@africareview hmm...imagine accused killer asking a judge to
adjourn his trial so he can deal with another crime in progress.
SMH!
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@wclem0 it's never been done. No point of rescuing someone
on his/her way to paradise. Death is seen as a reward.
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Message 2 Kenyans from my Queen Elizabeth II: stay humble &
be nice to HSMPress_ ;)
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@TheRealCBorders 73
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@ImranGarda pls RT & help get Al Shabab off twitter. These
murderers has no place here. Report spam >> @HSMPress_
@HSM_Superstars <<
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@Projectnetbook they're not answering. We all know Safaricom
is useless!
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In a serous note, I'm saddened the loss of a Canadian life at
#Westgate. Such an innocent delicate country. :(
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I speak for the 99%, Kenyans. ;)
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@MasoudKhalid who says I speak for #Islam?
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@k_icy wisest tweet!! Kudos! #Westgate
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I pray for the safe return of all hostages. They're all innocent. If
Shababs are reading my tweets, pls let the living go & you
depart.
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Alshabab hasn't been indicted by any court. But we know
Uhuru has been indicted by ICC & accused of over 1000
Kenyan deaths. #Westgate
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Just so ya'all remember, more Kenyans have been killed by
Kenyans in election violence than Alshabab ever killed.
#Westgate #ICC
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Good morning #Kenya! May you have a better day than
yesterday! #Westgate Mall is still closed. Shoppers are advised
to go elsewhere.
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...the rest of the poor peasant hoodrats jumping on the false
#Westgate patriotism wagon, ya'all can kiss it!
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My tweets are just my views & are never meant to aggravate
the pain & sorrow surviving victims & families are going
through. #Westgate
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I sympathize with families of shoppers, employees & first
responders who were hurt or lost their lives at the #Westgate
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My driver is already here. Packed & ready to go. Small $$$ bills
are also ready for them soldiers' "coffee". #roadblocks :)
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@iCaiser do you want updates?
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@ConwellScott ...that's right. Blame Obama 4 #Westgate FYI,
Alshabab was born in 2006. Bush was the president. Blame
Bush 4 the birth?
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@NationBreaking if she escaped uninjured, she is not one of
the victims. And of course she can afford to be there. She's part
of the 1%.
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@ariel_isonfire
My dad has been smoking for 40 years. Can you please retweet
this??? he needs to quit pic.twitter.com/2XSoFAv1Rl
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Alshabab has suffered another great casualty: Twitter account
loss!#Westgate
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loss!#Westgate
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...such a sleepless night! Tossing & turning & tweeting. If only I
had a mampi wife with me.
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@RobertAlai "Once again, you have judged correctly"
#Coming2America #MovieQuotes
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Going to bed soon. Must be in Mombasa for an early feast. Best
of luck to those officers at the scene. #Westgate
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After all these unfortunate terror attacks in Kenya, Kenyan gov
is yet to learn terrorists don't negotiate. #OneWay
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Bring the Miraa & the Tusker out. It's going to be a long night
for officers at the scene. #Westgate #tillDeathDoUsApart
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I can now go out 4 a pipe smoke with my head held high & take
some well-deserving strides along Karuna Road. Don't be afraid
2 say "habari"
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Alshabab confirms its behind the #Westgate spectacle.
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Yesterday was an embassy. Today at the mall. Tomorrow?
Perhaps a full packed soccer stadium? No. Wait. Sports are for
the poor. Hmm!
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In this sad night in Nairobi, an eerie stillness is hovering over my
hotel room. Your tweets are my sole solace. #Westgate
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Kenya's best days were under Moi. KDF stayed home & idled.
Now KDF is active in Somalia & that has consequences. Dark
days are ahead.
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Why share their brief grief when they never cared your daily
pain? #Westgate
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This #Westgate mall is built by the 1% for the 1%. Yet poor
Kenyans who've never dreamt of shopping there are crying! For
what loss?
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@Projectnetbook I've no clue. it's sad reality. Ain't it? Collateral
damage is a word often used & misused to justify the means.
#Westgate
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Kenyan policeman asked me what I was doing. I asked him if he
he knew President Kenyatta's phone #. He just laughed &
moved on. #Westgate
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Remember Mumbai? Some youngsters resist death even when
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told not to be taken alive. It's going to be a long ordeal in
#Westgate.
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#Mogadishu & Nairobi are having their #Mumbai moment!
#Tajmahal #Westgate
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...in the meantime, KDF boys are on the scene using civilians as
human shields. SMH! pic.twitter.com/4Hz82fQt63
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...waiting 4 confirmation...#Westgate
21 Sep
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@hipbonegamer good point. I guess this passport will serve as
a matter of pride rather than a travelling ID.
19 Sep
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Yusur Abrar is replacing her cousin Abdisalam Omer as the
Governor of Central Bank of Somalia.
19 Sep
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Hizbul Islam in #Somalia is paying the price of deserting
Alshabab & seeking shelter from the Mercenaries.
19 Sep
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Islam is the growing Leviathan & will take over the world.
Embrace it now as it'll be your great-grand children's religion.
19 Sep
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@ShauniusMaximus You'd be terrified to imagine Islam in 600
years!
19 Sep
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@ShauniusMaximus think about when Christianity was 1400 yrs
old in a filthy feudal Europe; infanticide, slavery, wars, & hunger!
19 Sep
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Your great grand children's passport.
pic.twitter.com/hq2TBs1rNZ
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@Aynte & @Abdikhakim are waging an all out media war
against President Mohamoud. Perhaps the onslaught is part of
a new Murusade approach.
17 Sep
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If you've never experienced terror-bomb explosions, you don't
live in a world class metropolitan city. #NewYork #London
#Nairobi, Mogadishu
17 Sep
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The old fox Aweys may die in captivity before Prez Mohamoud
pardons him.
17 Sep
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Hassan Dahir Aweys will be transferred to Mogadishu's
notorious Central Prison. He will be tried before an amateurish
court.
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@darthodius what you read in those racist bigoted US
churches is not the Bible, but a fable.
13 Sep
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@darthodius the purpose of this life, says a Jihadi, is to worship
Allah & nothing more. The afterlife is where you enjoy, food, sex
& wine.
12 Sep
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@darthodius jihadist: the next generation will have to continue
the battle until the whole earth is ruled by Islam.
12 Sep
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@darthodius you've much more 2 learn about the jihadi
mindset. Aim's not 2 make people's lives better in this world,
but in the afterlife.
12 Sep
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@BemetOr8 Saudis don't follow Sharia, but cultural rituals.
12 Sep
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@BemetOr8 that's an image of the Saudi slaughter house not
Alshabab's court house. #getyourfactsrightson
12 Sep
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Unpatriotic! Unclassified. Unprecedented! 16 out of 23 are
British, Canadian, Dutch, Norwegian, & American! #Somalia
pic.twitter.com/OxbOZPPm1P
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@jeromestarkey @mary_harper "killed in a shoot out" is not the
same as being "executed". #wordsmatter
12 Sep
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Ahmed Madobe just concluded a press conference at his HQ
saying he was not injured today's attacks. Other sources also
say he seemed fine.
12 Sep
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In the Amriki operation, Khadap Al-Masri, an Egyptian jihadist,
was captured alive by Alshabab's special forces, "the Amniyat".
#Sharia
12 Sep
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@brayody Kenya is safe.
12 Sep
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Usama Al-Britani, a Pakistani with British passport, a Kenyan & a
Somali are among those perished with Amriki.
12 Sep
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Amriki was killed in the jungle outside Diinsoor. The Amniyat
pretended they were camel herders & got close enough to
action.
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A British foreign jihadist was also killed with Amriki.
12 Sep
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Alshabab suicide bomber carried out an attack that seriously
injured Ahmed Madobe & killed some of his most senior
guards.
12 Sep
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Godane prevails! Amriki has been eliminated!
12 Sep
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A sad day, but lets give #september11 a credit 4 creating jobs,
keeping population growth in-check & making #God & #Allah
more relevant!
11 Sep
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Allah Bless the USA & all, including them Muslim Americans,
who died on that faithful day! #september11
11 Sep
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@sindisomzingwan you know following a terror organization
can get your computer exploded?
10 Sep
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@ReneRedzepiNoma a greedy $30+ dinner in an impoverished
Somalia deserves an expulsion not a rebuild. @lhammondsoas
10 Sep
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@teodiomio ...tomorrow is the infamous September 11
spectacle!
10 Sep
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Bashar Al-Assad is mindful US congress can vote either way &
Obama can still order those lethal strikes on #Syria.
10 Sep
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Predicting Alqaida's possible attacks on Sep 11: MNCs, weak
allies Djibouti et al, & unsuspecting vacation spots like Cyprus.
10 Sep
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More followers as September 11 gets closer, as if there'll be a
live link to some embassy attack. You guys know something I
don't know?
10 Sep
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Obama's bluff on #Syria has forced Alshabab leader to relocate
his third wife from the region to another undisclosed safe spot.
10 Sep
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Obama's bluff on Syria is working, seriously! #tcot
10 Sep
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Alshabab's war account is back on! If Kufars don't want you &
they keep on closing the door on your face, why come back?
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A dirty presidential Lexus symbolizes all that is wrong with
President Hassan; incompetence staff! #Somalia
pic.twitter.com/UAdew7aFF0
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@HSMPress_: #Zimmerman is being haunted by Trayvon's
spirits just as OJ was haunted by Nicole & Ron's.
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When Satan pays your salaries, you're Satan's servant. #Norway
is paying your salary, you must serve Norway. #Somalia
9 Sep
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Proactive ICC must issue a summon to Obama & #Al-Assad on
their plan to unleash horrendous firepower over the #Syrian
9 Sep
their plan to unleash horrendous firepower over the #Syrian
people!
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Alshabab welcomes & warns @TonyAbbottMHR, Australia's
newly elected PM, into the world stage.
pic.twitter.com/5HMtPTsDri
9 Sep
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Following Taliban footsteps, Alshabab is exploring to open an
office in Doha, Qatar. pic.twitter.com/jjrNYtanus
8 Sep
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Alshabab's spoils of war! pic.twitter.com/L6bGoHMewA
8 Sep
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Ahmed Jama cheated death twice, vowed to rebuild & restart
charging $30 dinner in poverty-stricken Mogadishu.
pic.twitter.com/xYBmtQNC48
8 Sep
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@Alyssa_Milano Alshabab congratulates you on your award
wining Syrian tape! Somali children affected by war hope a real
tape from you.
8 Sep
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Can't sell the war to the American people? Sex sells; Alyssa
Milano is used as a sex tool to wage a war! j.mp/14YM0dB
8 Sep
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This is a such an inspiring pic!! pic.twitter.com/b3RScsYttO
7 Sep
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@SomaliPM has created more task force in 12 months than
Gaas, Gedi, & Galeydh had done in their entire time in office.
#Somalia
7 Sep
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President Hassan has had more conferences in his 1st year
than Prez Sharif, Yusuf & A-Qasim had in their entire
presidencies. #Somalia
7 Sep
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#Istanbul, an Islamic city, got rejected to host the 2020
Summer Olympics. JDP AK PARTI members & their leader are
rejoicing!
7 Sep
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Alshabab will consider a ceasefire if Olympics Committee
considers Mogadishu as a host for 2028. #Tokenofpeace
pic.twitter.com/Xp32lVjLhl
7 Sep
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@dowsaaa @rubyWoo90 Masha Allah!
7 Sep
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Pre-Alshabab Somalia! What's yours is mine! Stronger eats.
Weaker dies. pic.twitter.com/QMDNlk5GKZ
7 Sep
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Callousness on his face should tell you what he's about to do!
pic.twitter.com/tsKazeCjAc
7 Sep
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He's caught a big fish for his family. What's troubling this
7 Sep
He's caught a big fish for his family. What's troubling this
hardworking young boy? pic.twitter.com/Zzz73zdlPb
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Upon his return, @SomaliPM will respond today's attacks; he'll
convene an "emergency" meeting & form a task force.
pic.twitter.com/u34fLLLW0R
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If you can't aspire to inspire may as well expire.
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Target was a restaurant frequented by corrupt security officials.
A $30.00 dinner in #Somalia deserves explosion!
pic.twitter.com/lEcwwbvB55
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Car explosion followed by a suicide bomber kills 20+ inspecting
security officials. #Mogadishu pic.twitter.com/6S4pfkorpC
7 Sep
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It's true most #tcot members would rather see Obama dead
than Bashar Al-Assad. #False #Patriotism
7 Sep
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Kenya's parliament is in a pullout mode. They've just decided to
pullout of the IMF; apparently IMF has been hard on #Kenya
lately. SMH!
6 Sep
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#Russia's failed attempt to bypass Prez Obama & deal directly
with the US Congress is rooted not in blind ignorance but in
cultural racism.
6 Sep
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@PumpHer4Fun Describing the KDF boys as "little kids" is in
itself an act of jihadism & Insha Allah you'll be rewarded for 72
virgins!
6 Sep
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Reckless handling has shut down the war account. When
Shababs don't listen, the result is the same in battlefield & in
twitterverse.
6 Sep
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S U S P E N D E D !
6 Sep
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Somali Prez on play mode in rough waters while Alshabab
continues the journey even in calm waters. #Somalia
pic.twitter.com/RDXn0bw01K
5 Sep
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#Kenya's leaving the #ICC membership is like an accused
person opting out a country's citizenship after being charged of
a crime. #Justice
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Somali President & his cabinet; All work, no play! Sike!
pic.twitter.com/8tlFDbiMKe
4 Sep
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Amriki's departure from Alshabab is understandable, but his
abandoning Al-Qaida principles reignites suspicions of
undercover identity.
3 Sep
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To be fair, Ted's "X" is not a "Cross" & doesn't have religious
connotations. @TEDx #Somalia
30 Aug
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#Somalia's Mar-Dhoof Prime Minister H.E. Abdi Farah Shirdon is
in Jeddah & was hospitalized on arrival for air sickness.
30 Aug
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Don't drink Tusker this weekend; your head may end up in a
box & be sent to the police. #Kenya
pic.twitter.com/19ZB964Ptj
30 Aug
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An Alshabab brigade stationed in Loita Hills as part of a scheme
to tighten the noose on #Nairobi. pic.twitter.com/6l8TsFiDS9
30 Aug
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Marching towards paradise via #Kenya!
pic.twitter.com/iDMJenaKsA
30 Aug
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Today, there's at least one more Kenyan, beside Uhuru, who
lost his head to #Kavuludi! pic.twitter.com/iewWVFfKYQ
30 Aug
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Saudi Arabia's frustration with its growing irrelevancy is voiced
by @PrinceBandar. arabianbusiness.com/saudi-prince-r
29 Aug
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Gathering of Kenya's Supreme Court Judges; year 2023. Insha
Allah. pic.twitter.com/ruAltCu8qT
28 Aug
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The curse of Kalenjin will continue to hunt the Kenyatta family.
Like a father like a son, Kenyatta death will result Kalenjin
presidency!
28 Aug
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It's possible Uhuru to die before Bashar Al-Assad. No human
force can stop destiny. Accept it & prepare accordingly.
28 Aug
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Kenyans be ready for state funeral! President Uhuru Kenyatta
will expire on a Thursday night in 2014.
28 Aug
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Is it better to be loved or feared?
27 Aug
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Bashar Al Assad should stop calling & texting Vladimir Putin's
iPhone & start packing to Iran! pic.twitter.com/tLKMNSa8dk
27 Aug
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@ShabaabFit @FuckPR "Bang" is the sound of a gunshot hitting
the centre mass of a Kufar!
26 Aug
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President Hassan standing beside Somalia's de facto Prime
Minster Asho Hagi Elmi. pic.twitter.com/xrUAWQKupl
26 Aug
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@nytimestop @shonhopwood @adamliptak Is it better to
26 Aug
receive a 213 year sentence or to have a foot & an a hand
amputated & be set free?
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Alshabab will be more successful than Alqaida & will take over
the world! Pioneers will depart soon!
pic.twitter.com/bCE64OzJZW
26 Aug
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Somali forces in firearms training with human body as a target
practice. pic.twitter.com/QQzfWaNdA6
26 Aug
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@idillionaire troop leaders read your tweets, twist them, then
KABOOM!
13 Aug
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@itsBroStinson Affirmative Action!
13 Aug
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Assassinating Sheikh Ponda will only worsen #Tanzania's
sectarian violence.
12 Aug
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I woke up today! Healthy. Happy. Blessed.
11 Aug
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What a farce! standardmedia.co.ke/m/story.php?ar
11 Aug
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MJ: Missed 9000+ shots, lost almost 300 games, took winning
shots on 26X & missed. I've failed over & over & over & that is
why I succeed.
11 Aug
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When you begin a daunting project, you hope for a progress;
when you sense a progress, you hope for a success.
11 Aug
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Jubilee steals salaries & expect other public servants not to
steal. Police officers have 2 feed their families too!
tinyurl.com/lrv8zla
10 Aug
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@Jaykulll Godane would say the ultimate end(which is going to
heaven) justifies the means.
10 Aug
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Training to hit the centre mass! pic.twitter.com/nuu8ZY1VVA
10 Aug
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Training Day in Takaungu pic.twitter.com/vFW5ApAs0U
10 Aug
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Young Shababs graduated Madrasah in Mombasa. These are
the future leaders of #Kenya. pic.twitter.com/zHtHazW1pA
10 Aug
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Ya'all know what happens to gays in Alshabab territory?
pic.twitter.com/rpOumV2XNt
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@BevDiane Don't let pain & boredom compromise your
9 Aug
happiness.
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@BevDiane You cannot reason with evil. Remember that.
9 Aug
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Alshabab's de facto allies, the US Conservatives, blinded by
Obama hatred compromise their Americanness; security, IRS, &
culture! #TCOT
9 Aug
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Is it true in 2011when your husband was Minister of Higher
Education, he had forced UoN officials to give him a MSc?
9 Aug
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NSA snooping on Alshabab leader reveals the Amir discussing
sleeping arrangements with his 4 wives. #MoneyWellSpent
9 Aug
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Please tell Obama to stop listening to people's affairs. Alshabab
has nothing to hide.
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@Jaykulll Asymmetrical indeed. Boys fighting with conviction
where death is seen as a reward; KDF fighting for a war they
don't want to die.
9 Aug
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@Jaykulll neither. Just part of strengthening Alshabab forces &
knowing the enemy from within.
9 Aug
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Even little #Djibouti has imperialistic ambitions sending forces
to distant lands. pic.twitter.com/A0fRj4eGMZ
9 Aug
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@Jaykulll With a decent pay & a willing student, Kenyan English
teachers are rather impressive.
9 Aug
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Mogadishu & Nairobi airports & Ethiopian plane burning with
hell fire! Coincidence? pic.twitter.com/C2fooyZZmh
9 Aug
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@YoungCons Alshabab strongly concurs your tweet. Limit your
gov's drones & its spies listening to Alqaida's phones & the
killing of leaders.
9 Aug
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@TurningPointUSA Alshabab tends to agree with you. Gov is
not the solution. Get rid off your gov! #TCOT
9 Aug
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@Jaykulll I understand humans. Most Kenyans are well-behaved
& well-behaved humans are predictable.
9 Aug
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If @michellemalkin was married to Godane, either Alshabab
brand would sell well to the US or she'd be charged with
sleeping with the enemy.
9 Aug
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@demoric102 Right on! Those criminals "Bush & Obama"
should face justice!
9 Aug
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US Republicans & Alshabab share many views: both love guns,
love wars, less taxes, less gov, anti abortion, anti gays, & both r
introverts.
8 Aug
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@ImmmmaBaaawsss @Aquarius1961 @TheDailyDoody soon
Insha Allah! All satan's children will explode into million little
pieces.
8 Aug
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@Aquarius1961 @Belief4Truth Hockey, Yankee Football &
Boxing are violent sports. Why everything western is so
aggressive? Satan's kids?
8 Aug
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@jeymog @NyamburahMainah your soul is dead if you're not a
believer. Save your soul & accept the message from Allah.
8 Aug
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@brayody Yes. JKIA.
8 Aug
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Uhuru is a murderer & will spend his presidency putting off
fires; real or imagined fires. pic.twitter.com/hYr6glDybs
7 Aug
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Nairobi airport fires; negligence or neglect? #JKIAFire
7 Aug
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Maasha Allah! End of Ramadan is always a joyous occasion. Eid
Mubarak! #JKIAFire pic.twitter.com/TqqP71BDmw
7 Aug
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Moments before the public execution.
pic.twitter.com/ZChseiVcMb
5 Aug
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AMISOM-Jabuti forces executed an 18 year old Somali boy
accused of murder. pic.twitter.com/QKx06lJ7qZ
5 Aug
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AMISOM-Jabuti forces have carried their first public execution in
HIiraan region. pic.twitter.com/dfYdEtbv8J
5 Aug
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Somali-Kenyans corrupt Kenya's private sector while Kikuyus
corrupt the public sector. #Facts
1 Aug
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With exception of Somalis & Kikuyus, Kenyans are decent,
humble & resourceful; but their government is corrupt,
incompetent, & arrogant.
1 Aug
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Godane spent considerable amount of time to justify the
beheadings of his deputies.
1 Aug
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Godane's audio message released this week to Alshabab's
frontline fighters reveals so much about the man's mind!
1 Aug
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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_ 31 Jul
@brayody your gov has no terrorists in custody. Just few poor
fishermen branded as pirates & few religious men branded as
terrorists.
31 Jul
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Kenyan officers, Edward Yesse Mule & Fredrick Irungu
Wainaina, in Alshabab custody are released after $$$ paid.
pic.twitter.com/Ipvyjs3hQG
31 Jul
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@ikiDinle3SUS Alshabab would say the proof is in the pudding.
27 Jul
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@KEcurious he's probably as shrewd & they're both playing
above the rim mind games.
27 Jul
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@KEcurious ask his boss. I think he's forced to retire & chilling
with Osama.
27 Jul
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Send Turkish citizens (armed with Turkish Delight) into a war
zone, side with one side of the conflict & expect to b seen
neutral! #Navet
27 Jul
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Wake ake up call for Turkey's naive security policy. It'll take
Turkish commandos to make headways into Mogadishu.
pic.twitter.com/iZZEFnT2SW
27 Jul
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You know it's a slow news week when the Economist writes
rubbish as "What if Mitt Romney had won"; bros in Europe must
be on Ramadan break.
27 Jul
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Lets play the Economist's rubbish "what if game"; What if
Alshabab had snatched Prince William from #Kenya!
economist.com/news/united-st
27 Jul
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A #Somali Police Officer points out laughing at a victim for
taking too long to die. pic.twitter.com/VvBbRFxVR3
27 Jul
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As each me was tied to a tree, firing squad took their post,
Judge Liban Ali Yarow read the verdict & the sentence.
pic.twitter.com/8KQusmPsmY
27 Jul
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Somali government executed 4 minority men. Trial, verdict, &
execution took less than 15 minutes. #TravestyofJustice
pic.twitter.com/68sxszWw7D
27 Jul
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"A" isn't always good. Each moment you're Angry, Agitated,
Anxious, or Annoyed, it's a negative hit on your health.
27 Jul
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Somaliland's Vice President shaking hands with madrasah
graduates, the same madrasah Godane attended. Maasha
Allah. pic.twitter.com/9PwoBYHMwV
27 Jul
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Somaliland, the land of Alshabab Emir Godane, is hot spot for
27 Jul
Somaliland, the land of Alshabab Emir Godane, is hot spot for
producing youngsters as solid as Godane. Maasha Allah.
pic.twitter.com/951CSjWSoP
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Whether you're going to hell or heaven, Alshabab can get you
there sooner rather than later.
26 Jul
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If you're hopeless poor & still have patience in this life, you
belong to heaven. If you're rich, rude & arrogant, you belong to
hell!
26 Jul
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Shipment of 40,000 Ethiopian slaves to Saudi Arabia halted by
authorities in #Ethiopia. arabnews.com/news/459114#.U
25 Jul
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They name their baby after George W Bush, a C student who
became the president...and then destroyed the world!
#Insensitive
24 Jul
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George Alexander Louis
Alexander = 9 letters
George Louis =11 letters
9/11
President George W Bush
President = 9
George W Bush =11
9/11
24 Jul
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Prince George Alexander Louis! Prince George shirts will sell
like madness in colonial #Kenya! #PsychicTorture
24 Jul
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Ruto is a goat fucker. Jubilee & CORD must stop accepting &
giving goats as gifts. #HowToStopBestialityInKenya
pic.twitter.com/UyX8a2dzB7
24 Jul
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@wclemo just a short assignment.
23 Jul
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Even if they name the Royal Baby Prince Poo Poo, millions
Godless creatures will also name their babies Prince Poo Poo!
#PsychicTorture
23 Jul
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They're mocking African priests, yet African leaders still have
false sense of equality with their masters.
youtu.be/R3UL_uCNWCo
23 Jul
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The same Alshabab study reveals many Africans & Asians will
name their babies after the new unnamed Royal Baby.
#PsychicTorture
23 Jul
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Alshabab study shows 98% of British think Uhuru, Okonkwo,
Ruto, Museveni, Kwaku, & Odinga are not worthy of royal baby
names.
23 Jul
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We don't know what the new Royal Baby will be, but we sure
know that Okonkwo, Uhuru, kofi, Bambara, or Zuma have zero
chance.
23 Jul
chance.
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An Alshabab fighter from Ghana used to say "Kum apem a
apem beba.
23 Jul
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@abdu I was there when this attire was in-style. Even Ahmed
Madobe has shun it.
22 Jul
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If you can't beat them, join them; then beat them.
22 Jul
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@SaaMuli Mombasa isn't a distant hill. Barking from within.
22 Jul
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Mr. @abdu, if Uhuru dresses like this in outskirts of Kismayo,
fear-stricken KDF boys will shoot him dead.
pic.twitter.com/4ZGLuLZGiC
22 Jul
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If Kate Middleton has a baby boy & names him Mohammed, wild
angry protests will breakout in Pakistan.
22 Jul
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Silver spoon ready! Lights, camera, action! Kate Middleton is
about to deliver another entitled baby.
22 Jul
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President Uhuru Kenyatta of #Kenya in Alshabab attire shows
that he's a pushover! Well done, Al-Hijra!
pic.twitter.com/WHR3Ni8psu
22 Jul
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Team Gaza, staunch Alshabab supporter, hacked the Central
Bank of #Kenya & found no $$$; the CBK is broke!
21 Jul
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Governors meeting in Mombasa have challenged Uhuru's weak
central gov & demanded more autonomy for provinces.
#Kenya
21 Jul
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This Luo picture terrifies Uhuru Kentatta.
pic.twitter.com/bPx0kG8y1q
21 Jul
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Uhuru is stunned by Somalia's relentless public campaign
against #Kenya; believes CORD leaders are rallying the
Somalis.
20 Jul
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Uhuru believes if Obama was a Kikuyu rather than a Luo, ICC
would've left him alone & he would've been regular guest at the
White House.
20 Jul
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