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Refusing To Kick The Bucket
Refusing To Kick The Bucket
Refusing To Kick The Bucket
Written by
Andrew Soulsby
FADE IN:
JACK
Good morning America.
MONTAGE:
JACK
If you vote for me, by my word of
honour we can improve this humble
state and reclaim the glory and
respect it once had and deserves.
Crowd cheers.
JACK (CONT'D)
Because as a proud home grown man
of this state, I and I'm sure many
of you, are sick of seeing and
letting politicians spew promises
and sometimes down right lies to
there public and getting away with
it. I will stand by my word. I
will not let you down. Vote for me
and gain trust in your government.
Vote for me cause I will not talk
down to you. Vote for me because I
will not belittle you. Vote for me
because I will not hide the truth
from you. Vote for me and God as
my witness I swear... I will do
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 2.
CUT TO:
CUT TO:
BODYGUARD #1
Can you step back please sir.
JACK
No its okay let him through.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 3.
NEWS REPORTER #1
Governor VANE, how does it feel to
finally be elected?
JACK
Well its just feels good now I can
finally start helping people. Yer
it feels good to finally get my
plans in action.
CUT TO:
PRESS REPORTER #2
Sir, Sir the people are getting
impatient when are we gonna see
these changes you promised.
JACK
Well I've been getting things in
line until this point but I assure
you that we'll start seeing big
changes...
JACK takes a swing and watches his ball sail off into
the distance.
JACK (CONT'D)
Very, very soon.
CUT TO:
JACK
I know that you people are getting
impatient and I can see your point
of view, however these changes
take time, a little longer than I
though but on my word...
HECKLER #1
Your word means nothing!
JACK
Just give me time.
HECKLER #2
you've had enough time.
JACK
Just listen and I'll explain...
CUT TO:
ANGRY MAN #1
Hey Mr Governor that's what we
think of your word.
END MONTAGE:
FADE TO:
TONY (O.S)
Sir remember that you have to be
at that press conference this
morning at 11...
TONY (CONT'D)
So we should go over the agenda as
soon as possible. Get you prepared
and briefed. You know so you don't
get caught off guard with any
questions again. Especially when
it comes to your on your position
on the increase of crime in this
state since the new administration
has taken over...
TONY waits for a response and doesn't get and the room
goes silent one takes a step closer to the chair and
looks worried.
TONY (CONT'D)
Sir is everything ok?
TONY (CONT'D)
Sir we really should start
preparing for this conference its
quite crucial to are image. We've
taking a battering the last few
months but now is the time to
really start cleaning this mess up.
TONY (CONT'D)
Sir...sir... JACK!
JACK (O.C)
Ever feel like your throwing your
life away.
TONY
ermmm... Sir?
JACK
You know like none of this shit
matters.
TONY
Well sometimes sir but... mostly
when I'm spending time trying to
get you prepared for a press
conference...
TONY laughs but notice when the room goes silent again
that JACK may not have appreciated that joke.
TONY (CONT'D)
*clears throat* Sorry, not often
sir... why?
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 7.
JACK
They don't care.
TONY
Who doesn't care sir.
JACK
Nobody cares, nobody could give a
shit about what I do, if I decide
to clamp down on crime or ease up
on it... nobody cares.
TONY
But sir...
JACK
And I can tell you something
now... they shouldn't care,
because if they think I have any
power, there wrong, there just
wrong.
TONY
Come on you've worked hard to get
here just do the press conference
and we'll get this mess sorted out
and then we can focus on your
goals.
JACK
HA my goals don't make me laugh, I
don't have power to do what I said
I would, what I promised I'd do
for all those people out there.
TONY
Of course you do... look where we
are... you made it your a
Governor... its what you wanted...
JACK your wrong you do have the
power now... you do. Now you can
deliver what you've been
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 8.
JACK
No you listen to me I don't have
the power I thought I would when I
got in to this position,but I
don't have the power I should...
the power I've earned. This isn't
what I wanted.
TONY
This is what you wanted.
JACK
No... No. its what I thought I
wanted but I'm just another
slave... another slave like
everyone else. Where all slaves,
none of us are free none of us has
any real freedom and the only
reason they think where free is
because they want us to think
where free, so we don't rebel and
meanwhile the world as we know it
is becoming smaller. more
confined. Were always being
watched by some one, where always
being listened into by someone so
don't you talk to me like you know
power... ha power and then I get
egged on the streets because I
haven't cut down on the crime or I
haven't fixed the pot hole down
there streets or I haven't
implicated a better education plan
or health plan... well I tell you
why because it cant be done, there
is no one man who can change a
state especially with the power we
have now, Ha or rather lack of it
so forget about changing a
country. DO you know who the most
powerful man in the country is.
JACK (CONT'D)
Well I don't know who it is but I
tell you who isn't... the
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 9.
JACK (CONT'D)
So then we all get together and
refocus are agenda make sure
people can't catch us off guard
with a question... because god
help us if the people ever find
out the truth and without truth
how can we ever live in freedom?
Land of the free home of the
brave... HA.
TONY
So would you like me to reschedule
your conference to a later date?
JACK
Ha... that would be lovely.
TONY
You know you do this ever time you
have a press conference.
JESSICA
Sir you have a message.
JACK
I'm talking the day off!
JESSICA
Press conference?
TONY
You bet.
JACK
This isn't just me avoiding
another conference.
JESSICA
But sir this message is quite
important.
JACK
I don't care!
JESSICA
JACK It was the hospital.
JACK
Was... was it my results?
JESSICA
Yes.
JACK
What did they say?
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 11.
JESSICA
They need to speak to you.
JACK
What do ya think that means is
that good or what?
TONY
I think we should get you down
there, the press will understand.
JACK
Screw the press I was just about
to take the day off to to re
evaluate my political career do
you really think I care about the
press... screw the press.
TONY
So it really wasn't just to avoid
that press conference.
TONY (CONT'D)
I'm sorry Sir come on lets go.
TONY (CONT'D)
Come on I'll call us a cab.
JACK
Us?
TONY
Well I'm not gonna let you face
this alone... Oh come on JACK I'm
your friend.
JACK
Well thanks TONY. I really do
appreciate it.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 12.
JACK (CONT'D)
You know where not there yet.
TONY
I sensed it.
JACK
Yep, sure ya did.
TONY puts JACKS coat over him and opens the door for
him.
CUT TO:
DOCTOR CAAN
Ah Mr. Vane how are you this
morning?
JACK
I don't know. That's what I'm here
to find out. Isn't it?
DOCTOR CAAN
Well yes that's what we called you
in here for.
JACK
Assistant.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 13.
DOCTOR CAAN
Oh, well you can call your
assistant in if it would make you
more comfortable.
JACK
Thank you but I'm fine really.
JACK (CONT'D)
so... what's the verdict. I mean,
how am I doing.
DOCTOR CAAN
Well I'm gonna level with you Mr.
Vane it isn't good.
JACK
Come on I can take it.
DOCTOR CAAN
Well you have something called
Hairy cell leukaemia.
JACK
Cancer?
DOCTOR CAAN
Yes cancer... and its progressed
to quite a advanced stage, it can
be aggressive but if we get
started with treatment as soon as
possible the survival rate could
be 70-75 percent. That's quite
good...
JACK looks down stunned and the room goes silent. Long
pause.
DOCTOR CAAN(CONT'D)
I know of course this is going to
be a big shock to you and your
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 14.
JACK
I'm not going to do any course of
treatments.
long pause.
DOCTOR CAAN
I don't think you understand.
JACK
No I don't think you understand, I
know what those treatments are
like, the radiation, the kimo...
the pain from those treatments
alone can be worse then the pain
of the cancer right?
DOCTOR CAAN
Well some patience find that, but
the cancer itself if left un-
tackled will make you as if not
more uncomfortable.
JACK
What are the symptoms?
DOCTOR CAAN
Well, Weakness, fatigue, weight
loss...
JACK
Oh no not weight loss... please
doc. I could spend to loose a few
pounds.
JACK laughs.
DOCTOR CAAN
And recurring infections, you
always be sick... you wont be able
to cope.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 15.
JACK
Don't worry about me.
DOCTOR CAAN
I'm afraid without taking any
course of action you could be as
few as 5 to 6 months.
JACK
What family?... I don't have a
family.
DOCTOR CAAN
I'm sorry I was sure you had a kid.
JACK
I did.
Long pause.
DOCTOR CAAN
I'm sorry...
Long pause.
JACK
Its ok...
DOCTOR CAAN
No really I'm sorry.
JACK
Look I don't want to talk about
it... Lets just drop it.
DOCTOR
Ok... Then can you do it for your
friends.
JACK
I'm not, gonna do... any
treatment...
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 16.
JACK (CONT'D)
What did you think? That you where
really gonna win me round with the
do it for your friends speech.
DOCTOR CAAN
Ah... well.
JACK smiles.
CUT TO:
TONY
What he say?
JACK
Oh you know doctors... blah blah
blah.
TONY
Come on. What he say?
JACK
Nothing... I'm gonna be fine.
TONY
Come on what did he say?
Long pause.
JACK
5 months.
TONY
5 months till what?
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 17.
JACK
What the hell do you think 5
months till I need another hair
cut. 5 months and that's my lot.
TONY
Whoa! wait a minute I don't
understand.
JACK
I'm sorry did I not make it
clear...
JACK (CONT'D)
5 months till I'm having a Dirt
nap, Pushing up the daisies, 5
months till I'm Ceased to be,
Stone dead, Gone to meet my maker,
Expired, no more, Deceased, 5
months till I will have to Kick
the bucket.
TONY
But this is all sudden.
JACK
Your telling me?
TONY
Why are you just ok with this?
TONY (CONT'D)
Well isn't there anything they can
do?
JACK
I don't want them to do anything.
TONY
But why?
JACK
see ya.
TONY looks confused and turns and walks the other way
down the corridor.
CUT TO:
TONY (V.O)
Answer the phone JACK I know your
their... Come on. You cant hide
from this for ever, your really
gonna have to face this thing at
some point and time...Look I
talked to ...
JACK puts down his glass and presses the button on the
receiver hanging the call up. He picks up his cigar
and takes a puff the camera focuses in as if going
through that smoke.
FADE TO:
KAREN
Hi nice day at the office Hun.
YOUNG JACK
Actually I have really big news.
KAREN
Actually me too.
YOUNG JACK
Ok you go first.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 19.
KAREN
Well I know we haven't exactly
been planning for this but
sometimes god throws you a curve
ball and I think this is gonna be
really great for us and well...
YOUNG JACK
What? Come on Karen what?...
KAREN
Well... I'm pregnant.
KAREN (CONT'D)
I Wasn't quite how sure you'd take
it but... I'm so happy I know
where probably gonna have to get
married and stuff but, well we can
talk about that later can't we.
KAREN (CONT'D)
So what was your news?
KAREN (CONT'D)
JACK.
KAREN (CONT'D)
JACK... is everything ok.
END FLASHBACK.
FADE TO:
TONY
What the hell are you doing?
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 20.
JACK (CONT'D)
TONY what are doing here? what's
going on?
TONY
I cant believe your gonna do this.
JACK
You almost give me a freaking
heart attack. here what's going on?
TONY
I'm sorry are you okay?
JACK
Am I okay? you burst into my house
and ask if I'm okay? Well let me
think.
JACK (CONT'D)
its 2.30 in the morning and my
assistant just burst into my
house... well TONY I'm just dandy
how are you?
TONY
I'm fine JACK... thanks. What the
hell are you doing?
JACK
what the hell am I doing? What the
hell are you doing in my house?
TONY
No what the hell are you doing
JACK?
JACK
Unbelievable you burst into my
house and at 2.30 ask me what I'm
doing.
TONY
They can help you, let them help
you.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 21.
JACK
I locked the door didn't I.
TONY
How you can just throw your life
away and not even attempt to...
JACK
no I'm sure I locked the door. Did
you break in?
TONY
I used the key you gave me for
emergency's.
JACK
I gave you a key.
TONY
JACK?
JACK
I don't remember giving you a key.
TONY
JACK!
JACK
It doesn't sound like something I
would do.
TONY
JACK!... I talked to DOCTOR CAAN.
Long pause.
JACK
You had no right?
TONY
Oh would you forget about the key
all ready?
JACK
I just did. You to talk to my
Doctor!...
TONY
Oh come on I was worried about you.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 22.
JACK
Don't worry about me.
TONY
Well I do worry about you, JACK
your my friend.
JACK
Wow, we are NOT friends your my
assi...
TONY
Oh enough with this assistant crap
we're friends... like it or not
where friends.
JACK
Ah...
TONY
And you know what?
JACK
What?
TONY
I'm the only friend you've got.
TONY
So stop pretending that where not.
Its not fooling anyone. Its not
fooling Jessica.
JACK
Who's JESSICA?
TONY
Your secretary.
JACK
Oh!
TONY
How long has she been your
Secretary JACK 3-4 years?
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 23.
JACK
I don't care?
TONY
Well...
JACK
Well nothing. Look TONY I don't
care I just don't care! When are
you going to to learn I don't
care. I don't care about you I
don't care about about my
Secretary I don't care about what
DOCTOR CAAN thinks is going to
happen to me I don't care about
the people on the street I swear
“By god” to help. I just don't
care.
TONY
Oh please. Your not really the
cold heart-ed bastard you'd love
everyone to think you are.
JACK
Why do you think I have no friends?
TONY
JACK. You can't do this alone
JACK
Get out!
TONY
JACK you cant hide from this.
JACK
Get out of my house.
TONY
I know you. I know what your
thinking you fought your way to
the top, on your own. You fought
your way to the top against the
odds. You and you solely built
this empire and won the votes of
your people to get to where you
are... to where you always wanted
to be, on your own... but this you
cant do. This you cant do alone.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 24.
JACK
get out!
TONY looks at jack and shakes his head and raises his
hands and walks out.
JACK downs his glass and walks off into the darkness
of his empty house and slowly you can no longer see
him.
CUT TO:
INT. ENTRANCE TO JACKS WORKPLACE – DAY
DOORMAN #1
Good morning sir!
JACK
Is it?
JESSICA
Good morning sir how are you today?
JACK
Ah JESSICA!
JESSICA
Yes sir?
JACK
JESSICA JESSICA JESSICA. No... how
are you... JESSICA?
JESSICA
I'm... well sir but more
importantly how are you?
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 25.
JACK
Well you know I've been better.
JESSICA
Have you sir why what's wrong?
JACK
I've got a bit of a hang over from
last night I think I drank a bit
to much.
JESSICA
Oh, is that all that's wrong
nothing you wanna tell me?
JACK
No.
JESSICA
No, cause you know I'll be here
for you if there is something you
have to tell me
JACK
No I've got nothing to tell you.
JESSICA
Are you sure you've got nothing to
tell me about?
JACK
Wait what are you doing?
JESSICA
Nothing I'm was just asking how
you are.
JACK
Oh my god he told you, didn't he?
JESSICA
I swear he was just trying to help.
JACK
How could telling you possibly
help.
JESSICA
Ok he didn't tell me cause he
thought I could help you I forced
it out of him.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 26.
JACK holds his head in his hands and turns away from
JESSICA.
JACK
For god sakes, it had nothing to
TONY and it has nothing to do with
you.
JESSICA
Your right, your right but you
know if you ever need anyone to
talk to...
JACK
Yes whatever I can talk to you.
JESSICA
Well I was gonna say the suicide
hotline is just a Google search
away.
JACK
Ha ha ha. Have I got any messages
then... today.
JESSICA
yes sir you have 3 and I'm afraid
you still gonna have to do a press
conference on the crime situation
at some point and...
TONY enters.
JACK
Ah TONY good morning.
TONY
Good morning sir.
JACK
Anything you wanna say?
TONY
Oh yeah look about last night, I
know there's a line and maybe I
crossed it but...
JACK
What do you mean last night?
nothing happened last night.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 27.
TONY
What?
JACK
I'm mean do you want to brief me
on this press conference I have
been scheduled for.
TONY
Oh, oh, yes of course.
JACK
Good.
TONY
So about last night.
JACK
Last night didn't happen.
TONY
But we cant just ignore it.
JACK
listen to me when I say this, last
night didn't happen.
TONY
Right ok you go in there and get
ready and I'll get the briefing
notes from JESSICA.
FADE TO:
KAREN
You know you don't have to do
this.
YOUNG JACK
You know I do.
KAREN
Your being selfish.
YOUNG JACK
That's exactly why I have to leave
you.
KAREN
What your leaving me because your
being selfish?
YOUNG JACK
No I'm leaving you because I am
selfish and as much of a cold
heart-ed son of a bitch I am I
don't want to ruin your life.
KAREN
Let me make that decision not you.
I know your selfish. I know your
arrogant. I know that you this
house isn't big enough for me you
and your ego but I love you, I
wish I didn't but I do.
YOUNG JACK
I was, that's why I was with you
because it was your decision to
stay with me.
KAREN
What's changed?
YOUNG JACK
Your not just making a decision
for yourself now your making one
for your baby to.
KAREN
Our baby.
YOUNG JACK
Not any more.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 29.
KAREN
Oh so it's the baby.
KAREN
Well there are ways... Of getting
rid of them you know.
YOUNG JACK
Stop that now! you've always
wanted a baby,that's not what you
want.
KAREN
JACK I want you, I'd throw it all
away for you.
YOUNG JACK
I'm not worth it.
KAREN
I know your not. Your sleazy and
old fashioned and charmless power
hungry and arrogant and I hate
you. But I love you. I know it
makes no sense but I love you
JACK... and what Your gonna throw
that all away and leave me and my
baby for a job?
YOUNG JACK
Look KAREN I'm poison, I'm sick of
hurting you and if I was gonna
stay that's what I would do.
KAREN
Ha.... do you know there was a
time back when we first started
dating and I said I love you.
JACK
Of course I do.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 30.
KAREN
You know that you never returned
it. Not once have you told me you
love me, not once. Ha and do you
know what the funny thing is, it
got to the point that I thought
you where incapable of love... and
yet I stood by you.
YOUNG JACK
So did I until I realized to truly
love some one I have to do the
best thing for them. The best
thing I can do your You is let you
go. SO I guess what I'm trying to
say is for me to be able to love
you I have to let you go.
YOUNG JACK
Don't, because I know if you hug
me I wont ever want to leave go.
Goodbye KAREN, I hope for your
sake you never see me again.
KAREN
No! No! No! Don't leave, you don't
have to do this, please you don't
have to do this please.
END FLASHBACK.
FADE TO:
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 31.
TONY
Right ready, lets get started.
JACK
Wait a second... Just wait a
second I've got something to tell
you sit down.
JACK (CONT'D)
Listen I want to apologize for the
other day I was just a bit
TONY
A bit what?
JACK
well you know.
TONY
No I don't want to explain it to
me.
JACK
Stop making this so hard on me. I
was being a bit of... a...
TONY
Prick.
JACK
Come on now, I'm still your boss.
TONY
Yes well you where being one
of those.
JACK
Well I might be a prick now but I
wasn't always like that...
TONY
You don't have to explain your
self to me or anyone else for that
matter.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 32.
JACK
Well maybe I don't need to but I
want to.
TONY
There's only one thing I want to
know about you.
JACK
Go on.
TONY
Why wont you try the treatment?
TONY
Look if you don't want to answer
the question don't.
JACK
I wasn't always like this I used
to be nice, I had a fiancé and
family but its this job you know
it turns you into something, Its
turned me into something I never
wanted to be. Something I hate.
TONY
Listen in the last few days I've
learned something about you. Your
a coward who hides from your
emotions because your scared of
the pain of getting hurt,now
you've shown me that I don't care
how you've got to the way you are
because you are simply incapable
of change so maybe your right,
maybe I am just your assistant.
TONY (CONT'D)
So we best get on with this
meeting ay.
TONY (CONT'D)
Right so we should started by
planning your responses to the
inevitable questions on crime....
CUT TO:
JACK
Ladys and gentlemen we all know
that crime has risen in last year
as it has been rising steadily for
the last decade, but we must keep
it is perspective...
REPORTER #1
Sir what of this news that you
have cancer
TONY
Sorry the Governor will not be
taking questions
JACK
Yes we wont be disguising that in
this conference. Now where was i...
REPORTER #2
So is it true?
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 34.
JACK
Listen we already told you we
aren't going to talk about it,
don't make me pull a “no comment”
on you
JACK
So where was I.
TONY (V.O)
Crime.
JACK
So like I was saying if you put
the rise in crime that's taking
place in the last complete of
years in perspective you'll...
see... right ok I was diagnosed
with Hairy cell leukaemia they've
given 5 maybe 6 months.
REPORTER #2
So sir isn't there anything they
can do?
JACK
No more question please.
CROWD
But sir, sir.
TONY
No more question, we wont be
taking any more questions sir.
JACK
Ok look I'm not gonna get any
treatment.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 35.
REPORTER 1#
Why
JACK
because, because I don't know.
CROWD
(In audible shouting)
TONY
This conference is over.
CUT TO:
TONY
What where you doing out there.
JACK
My job.
TONY
We told them you weren't taking
questions so you didn't have to
tell them anything.
JACK
Why does it mater
TONY
Why doesn't it matter.
JACK
listen you want to know the truth.
TONY
Yes.
JACK
Because I'm not gonna die.
TONY
What.
JACK
I'm not gonna die.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 36.
TONY
I don't understand, why aren't you
gonna die have they found a cure.
JACK
What for cancer I think you would
of heard about it.
TONY
Then what.
JACK
I don't know it hard to explain
TONY
Try me.
JACK
Well do you no when the doctor
told me in was gonna die.
TONY
yes.
JACK
well I don't believe him.
TONY
What, you think he lied.
JACK
No of course not, I know he thinks
I'm gonna die but I'm not.
TONY
What are you talking about?
TONY (CONT'D)
wait a second.
JACK
I've got nothing more to say.
TONY
Sir with all due respect I think
you've gone insane.
JACK
Oh well it happens.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 37.
TONY
I mean real Doctor Strangelove
style.
JACK
Doctor Strangelove wasn't crazy
was he?
TONY
I meant the general from the movie
doctor Strangelove.
JACK
Oh... well its a great movie.
TONY
I mean come on he's a doctor.
JACK
Ah Doctors.
TONY
In fact he's a damn good doctor,
not likely to get his diagnoses
wrong.
JACK
He better be good for the amount
of money I'm paying.
TONY
and your gonna trust, what your
gut over him.
JACK
I'm not gonna die.
TONY
Look I know facing your own
mortality can be hard but they can
help you if you let them.
JACK
I'm not sure I want to have this
conversation with you right now.
TONY
Ok we'll talk later.
JACK
But mom do we have to?
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 38.
TONY
Yes.
JACK
ohhhh
TONY
Look I have to go sort something
out I see you at your office at
about...
TONY (CONT'D)
4.
JACK
Ok!
CUT TO:
INT. DOCTOR CAANS WAITING ROOM – DAY
TONY
Doctor
TONY (CONT'D)
Doctor can I please just have a
quick word with you.
DOCTOR CAAN
I am very busy right now can you
come back later or make an
appointment.
TONY
Please I just need to ask you
something really quick.
DOCTOR CAAN
If I just gave everyone a moment
of my time I would never leave
here.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 39.
TONY
Yes I know but its important.
DOCTOR CAAN
Is it an emergency?
TONY
Yes.
DOCTOR CAAN
Then I suggest you go to the
emergency room.
TONY
Look its about JACK.
DOCTOR CAAN
Go through to room 1. I'll be
there in a minute.
TONY
Thank you.
CUT TO:
INT. DOCTOR CAANS OFFICE – DAY
DOCTOR CAAN enters and then shuts the door and stands
inside by the door.
DOCOTOR CAAN
Well.
TONY
Oh sorry, I was lost there for a
second.
DOCOTOR CAAN
You said that there was something
wrong with JACK.
TONY
Yes he's been acting real weird.
DOCTOR CAAN
You pulled me off my clinic duty
for acting weird?
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 40.
TONY
No you don't get it, I was with
him a couple of hours ago and I
finally got him to tell me why he
didn't want the treatment.
DOCTOR CAAN
Look, he told me that he's scared
of the pain of the treatment
that's no uncommon, some people
feel that...
TONY
No its not that he just said that
for an excuse.
DOCTOR CAAN
Well some people don't want to
mess with there gods will.
TONY
no...
DOCTOR CAAN
or sometimes they feel like there
messing with their destiny.
TONY
But?
DOCTOR CAAN
Maybe JACK'S just ready to die.
TONY
NO!
DOCTOR CAAN
Well what else could it be.
TONY
Listen to me I was talking to him
and he said he wont get the
treatment because he doesn't
believe you.
DOCTOR CAAN
What why? Have I proved myself
untrustworthy?
TONY
No its not necessarily you...
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 41.
DOCTOR CAAN
I always thought of me and JACK...
well hell as... friends
TONY
You don't understand.
DOCTOR CAAN
What exactly did I do to annoy him.
TONY
Wow your insecure. Its not you he
doesn't believe, its the prognosis.
DOCTOR CAAN
Oh well I can redo all the tests.
TONY
Its not the test.
DOCTOR CAAN
What a second opinion? well I can
suggest a few good colleges but I
assure you my prog...
TONY
No its not that either.
DOCTOR CAAN
Then I'm afraid I don't understand.
TONY
Well actually neither do I. He
said he doesn't think that the
results aren't true or that your a
bad doctor and he is sure that you
fully think he is going to die but
his gut is telling him he's not
going to.
DOCTOR CAAN
Oh of course.
TONY
What, what, what do you know the
problem?
DOCTOR CAAN
Yes its obvious now, it clearly
just denial. It happens sometimes
but if it is just denial he'll
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 42.
TONY
Well is there anything I can do to
speed him along.
DOCTOR CAAN
Well no he should snap out of it
eventually, but you could get the
point across that trying couldn't
hurt.
TONY
Well thanks have a nice...
TONY (CONT'D)
Day.
CUT TO:
INT. THE HEAD OFFICE – DAY
JACK
Your late.
TONY
Yer I'm sorry about that.
JACK
You are?
TONY
Yes
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 43.
JACK
Are you feeling alright?
TONY
Yes why?
JACK
you do realize your supposed to be
annoyed with me?
TONY
What? Oh yeah I'm over that I'm
gonna let you do what you wanna do.
JACK
Your over it? I'm gonna die and
your over it.
TONY
what you said you weren't going to
die.
JACK
Well no, but from your
perspective...
TONY
Hey do you wanna grab lunch your
paying.
JACK
Sure... where?
TONY
Anywhere expensive, your paying.
JACK
I knew there was a catch.
TONY laughs
CUT TO:
TONY
So where we going?
JACK
Where would you like to go?
TONY
I'm not fussy.
JACK
MacDonald's then.
TONY
What?
JACK
Well I'm paying aren't I
TONY
HA, HA, HA... seriously though
where we going.
JACK
Nivarinas?
TONY
Yer sure
JACK
What? You hate Nivarinas.
TONY
I said I'm not bothered
JACK
Well where not going to Nivarinas.
TONY
Why?
JACK
Because I don't fucking like
Nivarinas its sewage.
TONY
Then why did you suggest it.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 45.
JACK
Because more importantly I know
you think its fucking sewage.
TONY
So why would you suggest a
restaurant you don't like and you
know I don't like?
JACK
No the better question is why
would you agree to go to a
restaurant that you hate?
TONY
Oh my god, JACK where going to
dinner... why every time we go out
socially you have to analyse every
thing I do like I'm the Enigma
machine.
TONY (CONT'D)
Oh, lets just walk
JACK
First off Its phrases like “ every
time we go out socially” that
makes people thing your gay and
second off...
TONY
What? Who thinks I'm gay.
TONY (CONT'D)
Who?
JACK
I may as well tell you who doesn't
its a shorter list.
TONY
Ahhhh.
JACK
and secondly...
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 46.
TONY
I know its been a slow year for me
but for people to think I'm gay.
JACK
Slow? Slow? More like none
existent. Anyway...
TONY
Hey when was the last time you had
a lady?
JACK
what are you talking about? All
the time.
TONY
Not a hooker.
JACK
Anyway! Secondly ever since “you
had something to do” this this
morning you've been acting really
weird.
TONY
How?
JACK
Well before the interview you
seemed to be really annoyed with
me about, well you know the hole
death thing or lack of death
thing...
JACK (CONT'D)
And now.
TONY
What?
JACK
Well you've been really nice...
TONY
Nice?
JACK
Yer.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 47.
TONY
Nice?
JACK
Yer.
TONY
Oh well Sherlock you've got me,
I've been much nicer to you after
I've had to do something earlier
yes.
JACK
So you admit it.
TONY
No! there's nothing to admit.
JACK
really?
TONY
Yes.
JACK
Look at me.
JACK (CONT'D)
Really?
TONY
Ok I talked to DOCTOR CAAN again.
JACK
Again? After we had that huge
argument about the first time you
violated my human right of doctor
patient confidentiality and also
ended are social relationship as
my acquaintance.
TONY
Yes again after all that... sorry.
JACK
Oh that's ok then.
TONY
What seriously?
JACK
No! No not seriously.
TONY puts his hands on his head and turns his back to
JACK.
JACK (CONT'D)
I knew there was something fishy
going on.
JACK (CONT'D)
and just when I was starting to
think you might have got over it.
TONY sighs.
JACK (CONT'D)
Why again
TONY
I'm sorry.
JACK
No I mean why did you see him
again not why did you betray me
JACK (CONT'D)
Which you did.
TONY
I needed to find out something.
JACK
What else is there to know about
me?
TONY
Oh this wasn't about you
JACK
What? Then who was it about.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 49.
TONY
Well, I have this friend and I
just wanted to ask DOCTOR CAANS
opinion on they way he has been
acting lately.
JACK
Oh? So this friend how has he been
acting?
TONY
Well see he has quite recently
been diagnosed with cancer.
JACK
Ah.
TONY
And this he, well he really is
quite foolish.
JACK
How is he being foolish TONY?
TONY
Well for some bizarre reason he
doesn't believe his doctors
prognosis.
JACK
Well what did DOCTOR CAAN Sa...
TONY
and this friend well he refuses to
believe that he will die.
JACK
Ok, I get your point.
TONY
And this friend doesn't realize If
he doesn't do something now. he
will die.
JACK
Right ok.
TONY
I mean this friend or moron if you
will has this real god complex and
doesn't think its possible that he
can die.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 50.
JACK
Ok stop.
TONY
And he is so widely self absorbed
in his own denial that he actually
thinks he will live forever.
JACK
Ok
TONY
So yer... this guy actually thinks
he can avoid... well... avoid
kicking the bucket.
JACK
Stop it! Stop it! I don't need to
take this crap from you.
TONY
What are you talking about? JACK I
was just talking about my friend,
but where not friends are we no we
're just associates, aren't we?
JACK
You know what screw you and one
more thing where were we walking
to... we hadn't decided on a
restaurant yet... idiot.
TONY
So what are you gonna do run
away,run away like your gonna run
away from death. Well see where
that gets you.
JACK hail a taxi and and opens the door and looks at
TONY
TONY (CONT'D)
It's not gonna work, your just
proving yourself a coward.
JACK shuts the gets in the taxi and shuts the door.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 51.
TONY (CONT'D)
Coward. That's right coward.
TONY (CONT'D)
Yes run away Coward. RUN AWAY! YOU
COWARD!
FADE TO:
JACK (V.O)
I have never opened this letter to
this day. I don't quite no why.
I'm not sure if its that if I read
this letter and learned about my
daughter I'd want to meet her. I
can never let that happen. If I
was ever to meet my daughter she
would just end up getting hurt.
She would just end up getting hurt
like anyone I've ever let into my
life. There's a reason I don't let
TONY to close to me. Its not that
I don't like him, In fact its
because I like him to much. I
would never admit it to him but
he's my best friend. Hell even
with keeping him at arms length he
still ends up getting poisoned. I
don't know if there's a god up
their, In fact I'm fairly sure
there ain't... but if He is real
and sitting on his big cloud in
the sky I'd love to ask him why...
why me... why pick on me. Call me
unlucky, hexed or Jinxed but when
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 52.
KAREN (V.O)
Today I had our baby. I didn't
have time to name her, she was
taken away from me to fast.
Although you wish for me never to
refer to it as your baby she had
some of you in her. I really need
to see you, other wise I don't
know what I'll do. They say she is
very sick. Please you need to
come, I need to see you. I've
never been able to get you out my
mind since you left. You where
right when you said you would
never love again I know I wont. I
would rather go through my life
living in the misery that you
cause me then the misery I feel
without you. Please come back. I
need you now more than ever. We
can work out away for this to work
and the baby will be fine and so
will everything else if you just
come back.
JACK
No, NO, NO, NO!
JACK (CONT'D)
She needed me. She needed me. SHE
NEEDED ME!
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 53.
JACK throws his glass against the wall and turns over
the coffee table.
JACK (CONT'D)
It was for the best, It was for
the best. I couldn't let myself
ruin her life it was for the god
damn best.
JACK (CONT'D)
But what if it wasn't. I wish I
could see her one more time. Just
once more.
CUT TO:
TONY
Morning
JESSICA
Good morning TONY
TONY (V.O)
GOD DAMN IT!
TONY (CONT'D)
Snappily
Where is he.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 54.
JESSICA
Well...
TONY
Snappily
He didn't show up today did he?
JESSICA
Nope.
TONY
Did you ring him?
JESSICA
Yep.
TONY
Did he answer?
JESSICA
Nope.
TONY
Leave a message?
JESSICA
Yep.
TONY
He Reply?
JESSICA
Nope.
TONY
Does he have a lot to do today?
JESSICA
Yep.
TONY
You worried?
JESSICA
Nope.
JESSICA (CONT'D)
Going to get him?
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 55.
TONY
Yep.
JESSICA
Think its a good idea?
TONY
Nope.
JESSICA
Are you worried?
TONY
Worried if he's ok or worried if
about what evens gonna do when I
try and go get him.
TONY (CONT'D)
Ok both would mean yes.
TONY exits.
CUT TO:
TONY cant hear anything and takes out his key gingerly.
TONY
Oh come on this is ridiculous
what's he gonna do.
TONY goes to put the key in the lock again but again
cant force himself to do it.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 56.
TONY (CONT'D)
For god sakes TONY your such a
fucking coward.
POSH WOMAN #1 walks along the hallway with her dog and
sees TONY.
TONY (CONT'D)
It's not what it looks like.
POSH WOMAN #1
Is that JACK VANES the Governors
penthouse?
TONY
Yes.
POSH WOMAN #1
Rob him blind son.
TONY
I wasn't...
POSH WOMAN #1
Rob him blind.
TONY
Thanks mam.
CUT TO:
TONY (V.O)
(Into phone)
Hello, yes excuse me I need an
ambulance.
JACK
Gargling
TONY.
JACK
Gargling
TONY.
JACK
Gargling
TONY!
TONY drops the phone and runs over then kneels beside
him.
JACK
Gargling
What are you doing here?
TONY
Softly.
Shut up! JACK what happened?
JACK
Gurgles.
I'm sorry... tell K-KAREN I love
her.
TONY
Karen?
FADE TO:
TONY
Wow, your up.
JACK
Can you not talk... that... loud
TONY
So what happened.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 59.
JACK
What my doctors at this hospital
didn't divulge any information to
you that was confidential to me.
TONY
I know I tried a couple of minutes
ago what's that all about.
JACK
Ha... ow don't make me laugh.
TONY
So... you where saying.
JACK
I wasn't saying anything.
TONY
What's up.
JACK
Ok... they pumped my stomach.
TONY
Why cause of the pills.
JACK
What pills.
TONY
JACK I found you. I saw the pill
JACK
What... oh the aspirin?
TONY
Yes the empty bottle of aspirin.
JACK
I know when ever you need it its
never there... why are you asking
about that?
TONY
What... What happened?
JACK
Well I was drinking wayyyyyyy to
much and I went to get a aspirin
and a there was none left and when
I got up to get a new bottle I
collapsed.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 60.
TONY
Oh.
JACK
Why what did you think happened?
TONY
Nothing any who...
TONY (CONT'D)
So who's KAREN
JACK
KAREN?
TONY
Yer.
JACK
How did you get that name?
TONY
How much did you drink?
JACK
2-3...
TONY
Well that's not to ba...
JACK
Bottle of Bourbon
TONY
Thought so... where was I, yes
KAREN... Well in between vomiting
on yourself and collapsing in my
arms you said tell KAREN I'm sorry.
JACK
Did I.
TONY
Yep.
JACK
Sure.
TONY
Positive.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 61.
JACK
Ah.
TONY
So?
JACK
Well you see... wait there is no
way after me saying that you
didn't go off and find out who she
was.
TONY smiles.
TONY
Ah how well you know me.
JACK
What did you find out?
TONY
Well I'm glad you asked.
TONY (CONT'D)
Now KAREN is your ex-wife.
JACK
Actually we never married but
straight up, well done on the
research.
TONY
Thanks, but the P.I did say on the
database divorced under her name.
JACK
Well I guess Your P.I was wrong.
TONY
Or more likely she married some
one else after you left her.
JACK
Impossible.
TONY
Ok, wow are you arrogant. you've
told me you've never talked to her
in years you don't think in all
that time she could remarry?
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 62.
JACK
Listen you don't know her she
wouldn't marry someone else.
TONY
Right.
JACK
Seriously she wouldn't.
TONY
Ok.
JACK
Seriously your... your P.I, well
he must be wrong.
TONY
She must be wrong.
JACK
Your P.I is a woman? Seriously?
TONY
Yes what's wrong with that?
JACK
Look why don't you just meet woman
like normal guys do at bars?
TONY
Its not like that ok.
JACK
Oh yer.
TONY
She comes highly recommended.
JACK
I bet she does.
TONY
Listen, she's good at what she
does.
JACK
Of course she is good at what she
does because out of the little
information you've given me just
now she had gotten wrong.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 63.
TONY
Under his breath.
Or you where wrong.
JACK
What's that?
TONY
Nothing.
JACK
Good because I know I'm definably
not wrong.
TONY
To be 100 percent honest I cant
remember a time you've ever been
wrong actually.
JACK
Thanks it means a lot.
TONY
Under his breath.
I was being sarcastic.
JACK
What's that?
TONY
Nothing, noisy in here isn't it.
JACK
Yer, sort of but its sounds like
you keep mumbling something.
TONY
Ha, nah... lets change the subject
yer.
JACK
Ok So what else did you find out.
TONY
Nothing else interesting, I was
really just looking for her
relation to you.
JACK
So nothing else worth note.
TONY
No.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 64.
JACK
What about children? Find anything
about her having kids?
TONY
None listed.
JACK
See I know that's wrong as well.
TONY
How would you know that's wrong.
You where with her until you left
to become a Governor and you
haven't seen her since.
JACK
I just no ok.
TONY
Seriously how could you possibly
know.
JACK
Because we had a...
TONY
What?
JACK
Nothing. I didn't say anything its
a bit noisy like you say.
TONY
Wait you defiantly said because we
had a you have a... you had a
what... you had a kid?
TONY (CONT'D)
You did didn't you. You have a kid.
TONY (CONT'D)
Why haven't you mentioned that
before?
TONY (CONT'D)
Or ever?
JACK
I don't want to talk about it.
TONY
Ok... but by the way this P.I Amy
really needs to get her eye on the
prize If she wants to be a good
P.I.
JACK
Amy?
TONY
Yer I think her name was Amy
F..F..F...
JACK
Flint? Amy Flint?
ADNRE
Yer that's her. Do you know her.
JACK
Yer I know her. Amy flints one of
the best in the business. Being a
Governor you should know
personally i have to check on up
on people. See if they have any
criminal records or...
TONY
Or dig up dirt on your opposition?
But I bet you never use that
service for personal gain ay
JACK
I'm not gonna answer that question
because what I say isn't gonna be
good for anyone.
TONY
Yer especially not you.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 66.
JACK
DAMN SKIPPY! But ANYWAY! Are you
sure it was Amy flint who you got?
TONY
Yer that's her?
JACK
First off then I'm so sorry dude
but she's married.
TONY
Actually she's not she's divorced
we discussed it over a coffee.
JACK
Ok well second off you dog come on
high five.
JACK (CONT'D)
And third off Amy wouldn't make
such elementary mistakes. Did she
give you a address for KAREN
ADNRE
Yes but why? What are you gonna do?
JACK
I'm gonna go check it out myself.
TONY
Well here is a note pad of all the
things she found out.
JACK
Oh good she hasn't moved. So I'm
gonna go and I'll be back...
JACK (CONT'D)
Well I'll be back when I'm back.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 67.
TONY smiles.
TONY
Hang over.
JACK
So bad.
TONY
Yer.
JACK
Well I mean I don't have to go...
TONY
Coffee?
JACK
That would be lovely.
CUT TO:
TONY
Feeling better man.
JACK
I dunno, my heads still sort of
throbbing you know.
TONY
So what ya gonna do man.
JACK
I dunno maybe I'll just take a
couple of aspirin. why do you
think it could be more serious.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 68.
TONY
Not about that man about KAREN,
you cant go down their alone in
the shape your in right now.
JACK
What then? Do think I should wait
a couple of days see if I fell
better. I mean I could but...
TONY
Yer you could or someone could
take you down there to see her you
know watch your back.
JACK
Oh I see what your doing.
TONY
You do? What?
JACK
your trying to get rid of me so
you can spend more time with that
Amy aren't you.
TONY
Wha... what! No man! I was hinting
that I could take you down there
to see KAREN.
JACK
You? I dunno about that...
TONY
Come on man it'll be fun.
JACK
Listen, I'm not after fun. I'm
after seeing the one love in my
life again after years. I'm up for
seeing my child for the first
time. If all your bringing to the
table is fun then, I don't need
you.
TONY
We can go half-ers on gas money.
JACK
Do you really think I need to
split money on gas? I'm a million
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 69.
TONY
Yer you could but you wont. Its
preciously because your a million
air why you would like us to share
the gas price. The richer the guy
the cheaper he becomes.
JACK
You know what no. You cant come.
I'll just wait it out a few days.
I mean my curiosity doesn't
exactly have to be quenched right
away. I think can wait a few days.
Long pause.
TONY
So do you wanna go now or wait to
finish are coffees.
JACK
Now's fine. So you gonna drive us
down the there.
TONY
Yer... I cant drive.
JACK
Well I'm not driving all the way
down there.
TONY
Cab?
JACK
What? Come on do you know how much
that would cost?
TONY
Guess it looks like we cant go
then.
Long pause.
CUT TO:
TONY
Right now that where stuck
together in the back of a cab for
a couple of hours. We can talk
about the whole you having cancer
thing.
TONY (CONT'D)
Well if your not gonna talk to me
about it I'll just spend the whole
time contemplating, aloud! Why
your not getting treatment.
TONY (CONT'D)
Right so I think the whole reason
you aren't willing to try the
treatment and you know potentially
save his life is because, well on
a basic level because your simply
depressed and your sub-
consciously in denial of your own
mortality because you want to let
yourself self-destruct. Your
killing yourself maybe punishing
yourself for something bad you did
in your past. I don't know but the
sooner...
JACK
I'm not going to die, lets just
drop it.
TONY
But why do you think your not
gonna die.
JACK
I don't like to explain myself,
especially in this case because
there's nothing to explain. It
isn't a sub-conscious reaction, it
isn't some deep seeded
physiological comforting mechanism
and its not because I'm depressed
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 71.
TONY
But how could you ever know what a
dying man feels like. You've never
experienced what a dying man
feels. Unless of course you are
dying now and because you have
nothing to compare the feeling
your feeling now to you cant
identify the feeling.
JACK
Ok I didn't understand what you
just said... What so ever!
TONY
How did you feel when the doctor
told you where dying.
JACK
Oh I don't know.
TONY
See so you see my point then?
JACK
Nope.
TONY
Then answer the question? What did
you feel when DOCTOR CAAN told you
that you had terminal cancer?
JACK
You wanna know what I felt?
TONY
Yer.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 72.
JACK
You wanna know what I felt?
TONY
Yer.
JACK
I felt nothing. I felt no
different as I did before hand and
no different to how I feel now. Ok
that answer your question?
TONY
So how do you feel now?
JACK
Annoyed.
TONY
So you felt annoyed after he told
you.
JACK
No you idiot I'm annoyed at you
right now. How bad are you at
reading people's reactions dude.
TONY
obviously your lashing out.
JACK sighs.
TONY (CONT'D)
So I'll be more specific. You say
you felt no different as you did
before hand right?
JACK
Right.
TONY
Well how did you feel before hand.
JACK
I guess I felt... I felt prepared.
TONY
Prepared?
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 73.
JACK
Yes. Its hard to explain.
TONY
just try.
JACK
Ok.
JACK
Right... before I got the news it
was like I was ready. It was like
I was prepared for this life
changing diagnosis, I was almost
bracing myself for a hit but when
he told me... I just felt... I
Just felt empty. I felt like... I
was still braced for this impact
and an impact never came. It was
like nothing had just happened...
nothing. I just felt... nothing.
It was a weird experience, I
always thought that when I was
told I was gonna die I'd feel...
TONY
Depressed?
JACK
Relived, like my journey was over
no more worry's. Just my one big
sleep.
TONY
Oh, I never thought of it like
that.
JACK
Yer. But I didn't feel that. I
didn't feel regret, sorrow,
sadness, I didn't feel
unfulfilled, scared or relieved I
felt...
TONY
nothing.
JACK
Yer. So... does that answer your
question? Does that quench your
thirst? Are you happy now?
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 74.
TONY (CONT'D)
Ah... well.
TONY (CONT'D)
Radio not working up there.
TAXI DRIVER #1
Are you talking to me?
TONY
Oh sorry excuse me. Yes I'm your
talking to you. Is the radio
working up there?
TAXI DRIVER #1
Sorry no.
TONY
Shame...
TAXI DRIVER #1
Yer I'm real sorry its been real
buggy lately. Ha good think I've
had you two yapping on for
entertainment.
TONY
So JACK...
JACK
Don't!
TONY
No its just that.
JACK
Don't talk to me.
TONY
Ok, ok I won't. I won't.
JACK
Good.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 75.
TONY
But can I just say.
TAXI DRIVER #1
Oh come on Governor, let him talk.
JACK
Wow I didn't think you'd
recognised me.
TAXI DRIVER #1
Oh come on everyone knows you,
they all think your a real jerk
don't they?
JACK
Excuse me?
TAXI DRIVER #1
Yer you where the one who made all
those promises and didn't deliver
on therm aren't you?
JACK
Emmm?
TAXI DRIVER #1
Yer everyone hates you you must
get that all the time mustn't you?
JACK
Well...
TONY
Well, that's not true JACK you
don't hate him do you.
TAXI DRIVER #1
Yer well I'm not exactly impartial
am I?
TONY
Why cause he's sitting right here?
TAXI DRIVER #1
Na, cause I hate all politicians
so...
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 76.
JACK
Oh good, I'll keep that in mind
when I'm giving the tip.
TONY
Oh anyway, what was I saying.
TONY (CONT'D)
Oh forget it I can remember
JACK smiles.
JACK
Oh, well I guess...
TAXI DRIVER #1
Oh I remember. You had just
finished talking about how
Governor Vanes felt nothing after
been giving some sort of terminal
diagnosis and you where about to
ask a follow question and He kept
interrupting you, you know not
letting you speak.
TONY
Ah yes now I remember what I was
gonna ask...
TAXI DRIVER #1
Go ahead already then. Ask him.
JACK
Can I ask you something?
TAXI DRIVER #1
Me? sure.
JACK
Do you know your radio, its not
working... right?
TAXI DRIVER #1
Yer.
JACK
What's wrong with it.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 77.
TAXI DRIVER #1
Oh, well it doesn't matter how far
I crank up the volume it doesn't
make a sound.
JACK
Oh great can you do em a favour.
TAXI DRIVER #1
Yer sure go ahead.
JACK
Imitate it.
TAXI DRIVER #1
Oh sorry sometimes I talk a little
to much. I think it all started
when I was young, I used it like a
sort of protection Method for
those long award silences, you
know?
Long silences.
TONY
Anyway... Yes I was gonna ask you
a question.
JACK
Yes you where...Anyway.
TONY
Can we just talk like regular
people? not me fighting you until
you give me a response, over every
little thing.
JACK
Yes but regular people just let
things lie when they know the
other person don't want to talk
about.
TONY
Fine I won't talk to you.
JACK
Good.
Long silence.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 78.
TAXI DRIVER #1
Award silence...
Radio blasts.
TAXI DRIVER #1
(CONT'D)
Shouting
Oh I guess the radio was working.
JACK
Yer I guess it was.
TAXI DRIVER #1
Where here.
JACK
Whats that?
TAXI DRIVER #1
I said where here.
JACK
What? Now?
TAXI DRIVER #1
Yes sir.
JACK
Where here... Where here... Wake
up where here.
JACK flails his arms futilely and gets out the Taxi.
JACK (CONT'D)
Wow it hasn't changed.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 79.
JACK (CONT'D)
Oh yer sorry... Can you drive
around the corner and wait... oh
and try not to wake up that idiot.
TAXI DRIVER #1
Whispering.
No problem Mr. Governor.
TAXI DRIVER #1
Thanks JACK you can call me...
JACK
Actually... don't tell me.
TAXI DRIVER #1
Why?
JACK
Cause I don't care.
STEVEN
Hello.
JACK
H...He... Hello.
STEVEN
Who are you.
JACK
Well I'm...
CHLOE (V.O)
Come on now STEVEN don't be rude,
that's no way to greet some one.
JACK
Oh its no problem.
CHLOE
Oh hello. Sorry can I help you?
JACK
Yes you can actually. Does Karen
still live here?
CHLOE
Yer sure. MUM! Wait I'm sure I
know you from somewhere.
JACK
You do? What like a picture.
CHLOE
No... No... That's not it. Wait...
wait a second your Governor Vane.
JACK
Oh, right of course that's how you
know me. Yes that's me.
CHLOE
So what are you doing here then?
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 81.
JACK
I'm a... a old... friend of your
mothers.
CHLOE
Oh funny she never mentioned you.
JACK
Oh didn't she.
OLD KAREN
Oh my...
CHLOE
Mum? Are you ok? Should I get
tha...
OLD KAREN
Leave it, CHLOE could you take
STEVEN up stairs please, I've got
a lot to talk about with JACK here.
CHLOE
Sure thing Mum. Are sure your ok?
OLD KAREN
Yes I'm fine, now take STEVEN
upstairs.
CHLOE
Come on STEVEN upstairs we go.
JACK
Look...
OLD KAREN
Wait.
Long pause.
JACK
Can I come in.
OLD KAREN
Oh, come on in
JACK
Yes it has.
OLD KAREN
So, what are you doing here.
JACK gulps.
JACK
Do you know STEVEN?
OLD KAREN
Yes.
JACK
Is he my... well is he my Grandson.
She sighs.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 83.
OLD KAREN
No, he's... my grandson.
JACK
Well yes that's what we agreed
but...
OLD KAREN
No, I don't think you understand
me. He's not yours... genetically
or otherwise.
JACK
But... I'm sorry I don't
understand.
OLD KAREN
Well what... did you think? That
I'd never meet anyone after you?
Well I'm sorry JACK but I did.
JACK
So... your married?
OLD KAREN
Divorced.
JACK
So CHLOE isn't my...
OLD KAREN
I'm sorry no.
JACK
So what happened to are.
OLD KAREN
She... She didn't make it.
JACK
But...
OLD KAREN
I'm sorry you had to find out this
way but.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 84.
JACK
What happened to Matt.
OLD KAREN
He'd started drinking again when
he was fired... This time he
couldn't pull himself out of it...
I tried to help him until one
day... He hit me. That was it then
I ended it there.
JACK
How did you end up with CHLOE then.
OLD KAREN
Well at first we fought over
custody but a few weeks weeks
after we got divorced he...
JACK
He.. what?
OLD KAREN
He killed himself.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 85.
JACK
I'm sorry
OLD KAREN
JACK
No I don't think you understand me
I'm sorry for everything. I'm
sorry for leaving you. I'm sorry
for not being here for you when
all this happened, I should have
been here for you. Why wasn't I
I've been an absolute fool. I
traded you for what I thought was
power but it wasn't it was
emptiness and now I'm left with
nothing... I admire you, the life
you've created for yourself and
CHLOE. Hell I even envy it.
OLD KAREN
yer I think I've done a good job
CHLOE's married and lives out of
town... She's only here visiting
at the moment but my life's not
all good you know I get lonely
from time to time and I miss him
Matt and... I miss you.
Long pauses
OLD KAREN looks at JACK like she's fallen for him but
nods herself out of the trace and coughs.
KAREN gulps
JACK
I don't know why I came here today
but I'm glad I have... I got some
news...
Long pause.
JACK (CONT'D)
But I guess that isn't important
right now... and after seeing you
again I just think maybe we should
try us one more...
JACK (CONT'D)
No, but why... you've got no kids
to look after anymore and I've got
no life, I mean I could get up and
leave tomorrow to be with you.
We're perfect together.
OLD KAREN
You were right.
JACK
Was I? When?
OLD KAREN
All those years ago... Remember,
you said you where bad for me and
you didn't want me to suffer from
you anymore.
JACK
Yes and you said you didn't care
cause you loved me. Cause you
still love me
OLD KAREN
Well... back then I was stronger.
I could take it... not anymore.
JACK
Don't do this.
OLD KAREN
I think its time you left.
JACK
Please don't do this.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 87.
OLD KAREN
And this time don't look back like
you said... no you promised you
wouldn't last time.
JACK
Please, I can change.
OLD KAREN
because you'll want me back...
JACK
I'm begging you please don't...
OLD KAREN
And hurt me again
JACK
no...
OLD KAREN shuts the door and JACK stairs at the door
looking dazed, confused, heart, broken and lost.
TONY
Whoa where are we.
JACK
Can you bring us to the closest
hotel.
TONY
What... what time is it are we
near.
JACK
correction nearest hotel with a
bar please.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 88.
TONY
Have you talked to her already.
JACK
And make it quick.
TAXI DRIVER #1
Yes sir.
TONY
Well... what happened?
JACK
I'll tell you tomorrow. I just
want to get drunk and go to sleep.
TONY
But...
JACK
Please. Tonight I need a friend.
Not a... not a... psychiatrist.
Long Pause.
TONY
Sure.
TONY
Feeling better?
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 89.
JACK
WHATS THAT?!
TONY
I SAID ARE YOU FEELING BETTER!
JACK
PHYSICALLY NO!
TONY
NO?!
JACK
NO! I FEEL SICK TO MY STOMACHE...
AND I'M FEELING A LITTLE SORE!
TONY
SORE? SORE WHERE?
JACK
ALL OVER!... LOOK I'M TIRED I
THINK I'M GONNA HEAD OFF TO BED!
BUT THANKS FOR THIS!
TONY
RIGHT. WHAT ROOM ARE YA IN?
JACK
ERRM... I'M NOT SURE.
TONY
I'll TAKE YOU UP IN A MINUTE.
JACK.
THANKS.
TONY
SO... HOW ARE YOU!
JACK
I THOUGHT I JUST ANSWERED THAT!
TONY
NO... YOU ANSWERED HOW YOU FELT
PHYSICALLY... HOW DO YOU FEEL
ABOUT KAREN...
Long pause.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 90.
JACK
YOU KNOW WHAT I CAN FIND MY OWN
WAY UP THERE.
TONY
YOU ALRIGHT.
JACK
YER.
TONY
LOOKS LIKE YOU NEED MY HELP.
JACK
YER.
TONY
GUESS YOUR GONNA HAVE TO ANSWER
THE QUESTION THEN.
JACK
YER.
TONY
SO HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT WHATEVER
THE HELL HAPPENED BETWEEN YOU AND
KAREN.
JACK
WELL, I FEEL LIKE SHIT BUT I'M
DRUNK SO I DONT CARE THAT I FEEL
LIKE SHIT... HOWEVER I KNOW THAT
TOMORROW I'M GONNA FEEL LIKE SHIT
WITH A HANGOVER... SO. I FEEL LIKE
I DONT WANT TO WAKE UP TOMORROW...
Long pause.
JACK (CONT'D)
APART FROM THAT THOUGH I'M FINE...
TONY
ROOM 104.
JACK
THANKS.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 91.
TONY (CONT'D)
not whispering.
JACK are you awake.
TONY looks around the hotel room and see JACKS clothes
laying all around the hotel.
TONY (CONT'D)
JACK get up, its 9.
TONY opens the the curtains and the room fills with
light.
TONY (CONT'D)
JACK man your gonna have to wake
up now, we've missed a lot of work
while we where here, we're gonna
have to get started on.
TONY (CONT'D)
JACK there ya go.
TONY (CONT'D)
DO you need breakfast?
TONY (CONT'D)
I could get room service while you
get changed.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 92.
TONY (CONT'D)
JACK.
TONY (CONT'D)
JACK!... Oh shit.
TONY
Hello, yes ambulance please... Its
Governor VANE again... I think
he's passed out. Yes The Water
mill hotel...
FADE TO:
JACK
Whoa... dejavu.
TONY
Oh... your up.
JACK
Yep.
TONY
What happened this time then.
JACK
I dunno, I guess I drank to much.
TONY
What they haven't told you
anything yet.
JACK
Na, I just woke up. You couldn't
get any information out of the
doctors.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 93.
TONY
Na, these doctors take the whole
confidentiality thing way to far
don't they.
JACK
Yer well.
ADNRE
Need some help there.
JACK
No, I'm fine thank you.
DOCTOR #1 enters.
DOCTOR #1
Whoa, what are you doing out of
bed, where not done with you.
JACK
What are you kidding me?
DOCTOR #1
No.
JACK
So what is it Doc.
DOCTOR #1
My name is...
JACK
SO what is it Doc.
DOCTOR #1
Well my name is...
JACK
You know when I interrupted you
before it was because I didn't
care what your name was.
DOCTOR #1
Oh.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 94.
JACK
Look its nothing personal doc its
just... well I assume I wont be
here long.
DOCTOR #1
Are you sure you want him here for
this.
JACK
No I don't care if he finds out
I'm gonna need my stomach pumped
for drinking to much
TONY
Again.
DOCTOR #1
I'm afraid its a lot more serious.
JACK
What do you mean?
DOCTOR #1
Well as you know Hairy cell
leukaemia. Well...
JACK
Wait who told you that?
DOCTOR #1
Well when we saw your symptoms we
had your medical record faxed over
by a... DOCTOR CAAN as part as a
routine check and I'm afraid it
isn't good.
JACK
What is it?
DOCTOR #1
Well it seems your 5 month
prediction was a little... well
lets say liberal, pardon the pun.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 95.
JACK
Look just come out and say it how
long have I got.
DOCTOR #1
Well, it could be as little as
next week or maybe if your lucky
2-3 months away...
JACK
But I haven't really felt to
bad... I mean not dying bad.
DOCTOR #1
Well it seams the self medication
of booze helped.
JACK
ah.
DOCTOR #1
So we can start treatment now or.
JACK
No thank you.
DOCOTR #1
Ah yes DOCTOR CAAN said you maybe
this way but you do realize if you
leave here today taking no course
of action, the pain will get worse
and you will die.
JACK
Na, I've really got to get back to
works so...
TONY
Come on JACK what are you doing.
JACK
I'm getting dressed that's what.
TONY
No what are you doing... why don't
you just give up your stubborn
ways and just take the treatment.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 96.
JACK
No thanks.
TONY
Well I'm not gonna sit here and
watch you kill yourself JACK so
its either you get this treatment
or your on your own.
TONY (CONT'D)
Fine, if that's the way you want
it.
JACK
(under his breath)
No don't... I need you.
JACK pauses.
FADE TO:
JACK see JESSICA and stops holding his side and puts
on a happy face.
JACK
Good morning sunshine. How are you
this fine evening.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 97.
JESSICA
What? Oh JACK your back how are
you?
JACK
Very well.
JESSICA
Well, thanks good.
Awkward silence.
JACK
So I guess works stacked up then.
JESSICA
Well...
JACK
What's the damage.
JESSICA
Yes PAUL will be in shortly, with
details.
JACK
Oh mom.
JESSICA
Yes...
JACK
Wait did you say PAUL.
JESSICA
Yes PAULS replacing TONY. In the
meanwhile anyway.
JACK
What? What do you mean replacing
TONY.
JESSICA
You didn't no about TONY? He told
me he had went over it with you
and he could resign. He said you
Knew. He said you agreed to it.
JACK
Oh... oh yer I'm sorry I forgot...
JESSICA
Sir.
JACK
Yer we discussed it this morning...
JESSICA
Sir.
JACK
Its just gonna be weird for a
while don't you think.
JESSICA
Are you okay?
JACK
He was good.
JESSICA
Cause I know your not good with
change.
JACK
He was a good assistant.
JACK
He... Was.
JACK sighs.
JACK (CONT'D)
He was a good... friend.
JESSICA
Are you gonna be ok?
JACK
I'm fine.
JACK (CONT'D)
Ok I WILL be fine. It will just be
a bit weird for a while... without
TONY don't you think.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 99.
JESSICA
Mothering.
Well yes but we have to get back
to work now don't we.
JESSICA (CONT'D)
But in the mean time PAUL can be
your stand in.
JACK
You mean temp? And I hate temps.
JESSICA
Then hire PAUL on full time.
JACK
Now that sounds like a good Idea
right off the bat only one problem.
JESSICA
What?
JACK
But I hate PAUL.
JESSICA
Then why don't you go through the
resumes and find an assistant you
do like?
JACK
Because one finding an assistant I
do like would take time... a lot
of time and two works piling up
and I need to get started right
now.
JESSICA
Then get started right now.
JACK
But I need a assistant to get
started.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 100.
JESSICA
Then I've got an idea in the mean
time before you look through the
resumes looking for an assistant
you do like get the worst part of
the work out of the way with PAUL.
It wont take to long at all...
once you get started.
JACK
Ok, ok, ok... I'll use PAUL but I
wont like it... and give me those
resumes.
JESSICA
I don't see what your problem is
with him.
JACK
Are you kidding he's a walking
fruit cup.
JESSICA
Keep it down He might hear us. Any
way how do you know he isn't
thinking the exact same thing
about you.
JACK
Why have queers got super hearing
as well or something.
JACK (CONT'D)
No I'm just kidding I've got no
problem with the g-a... Well you
no its just he's a bit too
JACK (CONT'D)
But seriously thanks for this...
JACK (CONT'D)
and I'm gonna go through there...
JACK (CONT'D)
and get started.
JESSICA
Oh good I'll send PAUL right in.
JACK
Actually could you just give me a
few minutes to prepare first.
JESSICA
Ok I'll tell PAUL that but I don't
know he's eager to get started.
JACK
Oh... well that's great isn't it.
JACK holds his head in his hands and leans against his
desk rubbing his side in and moaning in pain.
CUT TO:
JESSICA
Governor Vane is ready for you
PAUL.
PAUL
Oh right... thanks JESS.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 102.
JESSICA
JESSICA.
PAUL
Oh sorry... I forgot... you hate
that name don't you? I'm just a
little nervous.
JESSICA
Nervous? Nervous why?
PAUL
Well... What's Governor Vane like.
JESSICA
You've met haven't you.
PAUL
Well I've said hello in the
hallway.
JESSICA
And?
PAUL
Well he seemed fine apart from the
grunt for a response and the cold
scowl.
JESSICA
Ha. Yep he's like that...
PAUL
See I wouldn't be so worried if it
wasn't for his reputation.
JESSICA
reputation... go on.
PAUL
Oh come on you must of heard...
His crewel sense of humour, his
refusal to take your opinion and
his constant need for perfection
from all of his personal staff.
JESSICA sighs
JESSICA
Want the truth?
PAUL
Sure.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 103.
JESSICA
Everything you've heard is true.
PAUL swallows.
JESSICA (CONT'D)
In-fact that barely begins to
scratch the surface of his
arrogant persona... But there is
some good news
PAUL
He's waiting for you.
PAUL enters.
PAUL
Well good morning how are you this
deliciously lovely morning.
JACK
To himself.
He's a walking cliché... what did
he practice watching will and
grace
PAUL (CONT'D)
Wow is it dark in here lets let
some light in and get started Aye.
PAUL (CONT'D)
Ready? Are do wanna a few minutes.
PAUL (CONT'D)
I'll tell you what I'll go get us
some coffees and we'll get started.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 104.
FADE TO:
You can see its been along time since the last scene
there are files spread all over JACKS desk.
PAUL
But Sir if you like my opinion on
the this new health care plan the
democrats want to pass... well sir
to speak quite frankly I think its
outrageous, public-ally funded
healthcare system can not work it
can never work.
JACK
You don't watch a lot of Michael
Moore do you?...
PAUL
No I don't. Why?
JACK
It was a figurative question.
JACK (CONT'D)
How didn't you get that?
PAUL
Well to be fair...
JACK
You seriously need to shut up.
PAUL
oh right that was another
figurative question wasn't it?
JACK
Shh.
PAUL
To himself.
Well I guess we can take a break.
I mean its not like this work is
important or anything.
PAUL
Your just a Governor.
JACK
Ah there you are, you really
scared me on the whole quitting...
TONY
Resigning.
JACK
Yer the whole Resigning thing...
seriously I've been stuck all
morning in there will PAUL.
JACK (CONT'D
But now your back we can...
TONY
Whoa wait a minute I'm not back.
JACK
Your not.
TONY
No what I said back there still
stands.
JACK
Then what are you doing here TONY
man... Cause I'm dying here you no
that...
JACK (CONT'D)
No not like that... I'm mean I
need you... not just as friend but
professionally... and for you just
to quit on that because of a
personal fight then... I guess I
don't need you. Because the
Assistant... no the friend I had
wouldn't just quit on me. No.
Professionally or personally he
would grind me down by nagging. He
would complain in that moan-y way
you do. He wouldn't just quit ok.
TONY
No JACK I'm sick of nagging. I'm
just collecting some stuff then
I'm gone. Goodbye JACK.
JACK
I was right.
TONY
What about JACK.
JACK
Everything.
TONY
Ah yes this is the bit when you
get annoyed that I don't bow down
to your cold... loveless orders to
make me stay... Well save it. No
wonder KAREN wouldn't have you
back in-fact SHE was right not to
take you back and all those years
ago you where right to let her get
out while she could... Because
your evil and you suck peoples
happiness away... and I'm finished
with you sucking away my happiness
away... so I'm not gonna to stick
around you long enough for that to
happen to me. I'm gonna get away
from you... while I still can.
While I've still got people to get
way to. Now goodbye JACK I hope to
never have the misfortune to speak
to you ever again.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 107.
TONY (CONT'D)
What's so funny JACK.
JACK
Nothing its just... Did you ever
wanna no why I never called you my
friend... always assistant or
comrade... associates.
TONY
Yes I do remember asking that
JACK... yes.
JACK
Well it was cause I knew that if I
let you in... if I let you close
enough to me you'd get burned...
and are friendship would be over.
So that's why I kept you at arms
length. That's why I was so cold
to you... to protect, believe it
or not, to protect you... but you
kept forcing your way in closer
and closer your buried yourself in
to me like a tick and guess what I
was right... your right to run
TONY. Your right to run as... I'm
poison. Get out while you still
can. Cause if you don't I'll ruin
your life like I do everyone
else's... I'm ready now... I'm
ready to die. An old... lonely
death because I'm a old lonely man
who deserve its. I've either lost
or pushed away anyone I ever loved
or anyone who ever loved me now...
so I'm ready.
JACK (CONT'D)
Cause deep down I always
thought... I'd done the right
thing by leaving KAREN... I'd done
well. But now I know I was wrong
what I was doing wasn't noble at
all it was selfish. I wanted this
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 108.
JACK (CONT'D)
If there is a god up there take me
now. Please if there is a god up
there I'm done... I'm truly
finished. Take me now. Get me out
of this hell and put me into a
whole new one.
Long pause.
JACK (CONT'D)
Oh come on! Nothing... huh. Well
guess he either doesn't exists or
he's a real pussy... Unless he has
something to say about that.
JACK (CONT'D)
That's what I thought.
PAUL
I'll always be your friend JACK.
JACK
Oh yippee thanks a lot you Nancy
now get the fuck off me.
JESSICA
Sir are you ok?
JACK
Yer just give me a minute...
JESSICA
We need to get you to a hospital
or something.
JACK
No seriously I'll be fine just
help me to me desk.
JACK (CONT'D)
Don't you touch me...
JACK
And just in case I do collapse
JESSICA you don't let him give me
mouth to mouth.
JACK
Ah that's better that's better.
PAUL
Well how funny was the irony of
that, your saying god take me now
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 110.
JACK
Funny? You think that was funny.
Long Pause.
JACK (CONT'D)
Oh well at least you get irony.
PAUL
Thanks?
JACK
Not sarcasm though.
JESSICA
Oh right.
PAUL
Oh right.
Long pause.
JACK
Now.
JESSICA
Oh right... sorry.
PAUL
Yer sorry.
JESSICA leaves.
PAUL
So do you want me to get you up to
date on these last few pieces of
legislation that's been submitted
to us. You've got to review them
and give your opinion...
PAUL (CONT'D)
Or not.
JACK looks up from the file and gives PAUL cold stair.
PAUL (CONT'D)
Well if your fine in here I think
I'll get back on with my own work.
JACK waits till he's gone and again grasps his side in
pain.
CUT TO:
JESSICA
(Into phone)
Hello TONY.
TONY
(Into phone)
Hello... JESSICA.
Long pause.
TONY (CONT'D)
(Into phone)
Look I'm a little busy right now
is there something you want.
JESSICA
(Into phone)
Em no not particularly... just
calling to see how you are.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 112.
TONY
(Into phone)
Well you know... just looking for
a job, doing a little bit of
tidying up around my apartment and
so...
JESSICA
(Into phone)
Its TONY...
Long pause.
TONY
(Into phone)
That's what I thought look I don't
want anything to do with...
JESSICA
(Into phone)
I think there something seriously
wrong.
TONY
(Into phone)
Wrong... what do you mean?
JESSICA
(Into phone)
He collapsed...
TONY
(Into phone)
When?
JESSICA
(Into phone)
Just before. He collapsed with
pain grabbing his side.
TONY
(Into phone)
So... so what's happening did you
get him to the hospital...
JESSICA
(Into phone)
No he's refusing to go. He says
he's fine.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 113.
TONY
(Into phone)
look when he's in enough pain
he'll go in himself.
JESSICA
(Into phone)
Look I thought the same at first
but he's stubborn.
TONY
(INTO phone)
Look I'm sorry I've got to go. For
get about him. Just keep your head
down and you'll be fine. I'll meet
you outside work when your
finished if you want. We could go
for a drink or something.
JESSICA
(Into phone)
Sounds great.
TONY
(INTO phone)
What time do you finish>
JESSICA
(Into phone)
Probably about nine because of how
much works got to catch up on.
TONY
(into phone)
Sounds good... look I've got to go
bye.
(Hangs up)
JESSICA looks worried and turns to go back in.
CUT TO:
JESSICA
I'm gonna go now JACK are you
staying?
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 114.
JACK
Yer I'm just gonna finish this
last review and I'm all caught up.
JESSICA
Keys in the door lock the office
when your finished yer.
JACK
JESSICA wait.
No response.
JACK (CONT'D)
Oh shit I missed her what am I
gonna do.
CUT TO:
TONY
Hi.
JESSICA
Hi.
TONY
Ready to go?
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 115.
JESSICA
Yer... oh wait shit I forgot to
get my phone I'll just be a sec.
TONY
You know I'll come up with you...
what's the worst that can happen.
CUT TO:
JACK (CONT'D)
Wow if you are up there god you
are a coward wont kill me wont let
me live. Come on...
JACK (CONT'D)
Come on you son of a bitch. Finish
the job... FINISH IT.
JACK (CONT'D)
I've got nothing left you've taken
everything from me... EVERYTHING.
So take one more thing my life...
JACK (CONT'D)
Do it... I want you to do it do it.
You can hear the elevator go and TONY and JESSICA run
out and see JACK.
TONY
JACK!
JACK
No... Don't.
TONY
What should I get an ambulance?
JESSICA get an ambulance.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 116.
JACK
No... no don't.
TONY
Oh come on jack you still cant
think your fine can you?
JACK
No its not that... You where right
all along. I think It might be a
cancer... Do you think I should
see someone about it.
JACK (CONT'D)
Seriously though... I was stupid
and you where right and blah blah
blah all the cliché stuff.
TONY
Look what you've done... If you'd
only got help... why didn't you
get help.
JACK
I'm sorry I should have listen to
you.
TONY
Yes you should have.
JACK
Look... don't kick up much fuss
about me, it was along time
coming. I couldn't always keep
refusing to kick the bucket like
this.
JESSICA
Don't talk like that JACK.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 117.
JACK
Na. Its my time... I can feel it.
Do you know how I told you I
thought it would feel TONY.
TONY
Yer.
JACK
I was right... apart from there is
a lot more pain then I thought.
TONY
Are you okay?
JACK
Yer never better.
TONY
Come on seriously are you ok.
JACK
I seriously think I'm happier now
then I've ever been in my life.
TONY
Why?
JACK
Cause I know... that soon I will
either be in a long sleep... with
no pain. no feeling. no nothing.
just lovely peace and nothing-ness
or there is a god and I can prance
around through the clouds with the
rest of the fairy's up there in so
could eternal peace... to be on
honest I'm more hooping for the
first one though.
TONY
Oh don't worry... you wont have to
face the second one if there is a
god up there your defiantly going
to hell.
JACK
What a horrible thing to say to a
man on his death bed.
Long pause
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 118.
JACK (CONT'D)
Ah don't make me laugh... it hurts.
TONY
Sorry
Long pause.
JACK
Of course It isn't my death bed
its my death floor.
TONY
Thanks for a good part of my life
JACK.
JACK
Your welcome. We'll all in all
I've have a good life too I guess.
TONY
Well I guess...
JACK
No wait... I've had a blood awful
life.
TONY
Don't worry you'll be dead soon
anyway... what does it matter.
JACK
That one actually stung.
TONY
Sorry.
JACK
Look thanks for... everything. You
made this last month or so of my
life liveable.
TONY
I'm really gonna miss you.
"REFUSING TO KICK THE BUCKET" 119.
JESSICA
Me too.
JACK
Well I'm ready now.
TONY
How can you tell...
JACK
Its a weird thing... I can just
feel it coming.
Long pause.
JACK
I can feel the end coming.
JESSICA
Are you sure I shouldn't get a
ambulance.
JACK (CONT'D)
Na...
JACK (CONT'D)
I'm done.
FADE OUT.
THE END.