Kx: Eto na siya. This is it! How lovely, right?

Dianne: Seriously? This is what youve been talking about?

Steph: This place is kinda rustic. Im actually loving it.
Dianne: I mean, honestly, is this place any good?
Mark: Siguraduhin mo lang na mabubusog tayo dito ha. Taggutom kaya ang week na to.
Kx: Guys, kailangan nyo lang naman matikman ang food. After that, the place wouldnt matter
to you anymore.
Christine: Really? Ganyan kasarap pagkain nila dito?

(After an hour)

Dianne: Omg, what time is it na ba? Is anyone serving us or what?
Christian: Andyan na siya. Yung waitress.
Mark: Hay sa wakas. Akala ko hihimatayin na ako dito sa gutom.

(Waitress comes over.)

Faye: Maam, Sir, may I take your order?
Dianne: Goodness, everything is Asian! Ano nga yung masarap sabi mo?
Kx: Yung North Asia special.
Dianne: Miss, whats North Asia special?
Faye: Oil and gas, with surprising variety of animals and plants, Maam.
Mark: Gusto ko yan! North asia na lang din
Dianne: Okay then, dalawang order ng North Asia special Miss.
Kx: Ill try East Asia special. Lush, rich lands, coal, asbestos, forests, animals and crops. Guys
ano yung sa inyo?
Steph: South asia special na lang siguro. Im on a diet eh. Coal and oil are so heavy for me. I
love nutty rich land.
Christine: Yung east asia special na lang.
Christian: Hmm. . . ang hirap naman pumili. Mukhang masarap lahat. Yung may rubber and rice
na lang. South east asia special!
Faye: Repeat ko lang order nyo Maam. Dalawang north asia, dalawang east asia, isang south
asia, at isang south east asia special.
All: Ok!

(Comes back with order; eats fast)

All: Miss, another order.
Faye: Uhm, okay. Sandali lang po.

(Takes a while)

Dianne: Bat ang tagal tagal naman yata ng waitress na yun. Miss!!!!
Faye: Po???
Dianne: 2 hours na kaming nag-aantay ng next order namin. My goodness! Wheres your
manager? I want to talk to the manager.
Faye: Uhm, actually po, ako na din po yung manager, Maam. Ako na din yung cook, pati na din
janitress.
Steph: Ano to, lokohan?
Faye: Naubusan na po kasi ng stock. As in wala na po. Ni asin at vetsin, limas na. Kung gusto
nyo po, ibigay ko na lang yung bill ninyo.
Dianne: Oh my god, what kind of restaurant is this!
Faye: Eto po (hands bill)
Kx: Guys, its P12,907.57, bali tig-aano tayo. . . (finds calculator)
Mark: Akala ko libre to?
The rest: Oo nga.
Christian: Hindi nga ako nagdala ng pera.
Kx: Seriously??
Dianne: (to Christian) Uy meron ka pa palang rubber jan. Pahingi naman.
The rest: Uy, kami din.

(Chaos)