The Elf is searching for his lost home, an abandoned boot that he had found and cleaned up. He encounters various animals in the forest like a bullfrog and owl as he searches. Meanwhile, the boot is enjoying its newfound freedom in a nearby village. The elf continues his quest and eventually finds the boot, but discovers it has taken a liking to Cinderella's glass slipper. When the elf kicks the boot in anger, a fight ensues. The animals and nearby villagers witness the strange interaction between the mismatched pair.
The Elf is searching for his lost home, an abandoned boot that he had found and cleaned up. He encounters various animals in the forest like a bullfrog and owl as he searches. Meanwhile, the boot is enjoying its newfound freedom in a nearby village. The elf continues his quest and eventually finds the boot, but discovers it has taken a liking to Cinderella's glass slipper. When the elf kicks the boot in anger, a fight ensues. The animals and nearby villagers witness the strange interaction between the mismatched pair.
The Elf is searching for his lost home, an abandoned boot that he had found and cleaned up. He encounters various animals in the forest like a bullfrog and owl as he searches. Meanwhile, the boot is enjoying its newfound freedom in a nearby village. The elf continues his quest and eventually finds the boot, but discovers it has taken a liking to Cinderella's glass slipper. When the elf kicks the boot in anger, a fight ensues. The animals and nearby villagers witness the strange interaction between the mismatched pair.
The Elf is searching for his lost home, an abandoned boot that he had found and cleaned up. He encounters various animals in the forest like a bullfrog and owl as he searches. Meanwhile, the boot is enjoying its newfound freedom in a nearby village. The elf continues his quest and eventually finds the boot, but discovers it has taken a liking to Cinderella's glass slipper. When the elf kicks the boot in anger, a fight ensues. The animals and nearby villagers witness the strange interaction between the mismatched pair.
A tapestry of tales for children who are....different...
Deep in the forest a tiny elf was muttering miserably to himself Where has it got to? Where can it be? Why does this have to happen to me? Underneath the prickly pine a bullfrog heard him whinge and whine. Cheer up mate you got your health ! what more do you want? "ou#re only an elf$ %y nature &#m a cheerful chappy not at all a grumpy gnome. "esterday my life was happy. "esterday & had a home. '(he owl being a wise old bird was loath to take him at his word. %ut now with his curiosity stirred he was dying to know what had occurred) (he other day the elf e*plained remember how it rained and rained? (hrough several puddles & had to swim before stumbling on a discarded limb... A limb you say? e*claimed the owl. A leg in fact + the stench was foul ! a soldier#s ,udging by the suit and on the foot a muddy boot. As you see &#m very small. &t took me hours to pull it off. %ut that & didn#t mind at all for now &#d found a cosy home a tiny house to call my own. & cleaned it up with all my spit till it was nice shiny and fit for a toff$ %ut coming back from work today & find that much to my dismay my nice new home has run away leaving me forlorn and -uite without a place to spend the night$ .mm...&#d like to help the owl said but it#s time for me to go to bed. /h...you#ve caught me on a busy day the bullfrog croaked as he swam away. 0 1eanwhile... not too far away in the 2and of 3hyme the %oot was having a whale of a time. &#m free at last$ it thought. 4o more parades or standing in line no more battles to be fought. Civilian life will suit me ,ust fine$ 4o thoughts now of war and pillage as the %oot approached a village where a church with a crooked steeple was crammed full of village people. After everyone had prayed the children all ran out and played. A little girl dressed white and pretty was skipping as she sang this ditty5 A wicked old witch suffered an itch and asked Prince Charming to scratch it. Then young Cinderella yelled hey, thats MY fella and !roceeded to "ury the hatchet. 0 (he 6lf was feeling very tired after all that had transpired. %ut on he went with a heavy tread then suddenly a strange thought popped right into his head... .ang about...why has everyone been talking funny including me? &t#s been going on for as long as & can remember. .e was now standing in a field where a sheep also stood looking at him blankly. (he 6lf sat down on a log and began to ponder about things he#d never thought about before. Why are we here? What is the meaning of life? Why do & e*ist?'(he sheep was very pu77led. .e had never heard anyone ask such -uestions before$) 8rom now on &#ll talk in a different way the 6lf declared it starts today ! free from the never!ending refrain ! oh goodness there & go again$ (he sheep was seldom ever flurried but on this occasion he grew visibly worried. Don#t you know it#s a capital crime to speak in anything other than rhyme? &n any bush a little bird might overhear your every word. &f you stray from this resolution the 9ing will order your e*ecution "ou realise it#s all a ruse to make us watch our :s and ;s. (he 6lf was grateful for the warning and bid his woolly friend good morning. .e saw that rules were for the best and set off once more on his -uest. 0 (he 9ing was in his counting!house counting out the money the ;ueen was in the parlour eating bread and honey the :rince was in the garden struggling for the words to stop his sister trying to pull the wings off all the birds. & wish you wouldn#t do that he very gently said it#s rather cruel + why can#t you p!paint or r!read a b!book instead? (he :rincess cried that#s such a bore &#d have to use my brain. &t#s much more fun to torture things and hear them scream with pain$ 0 &#m not feeling very well .is 1a,esty protested. <o and find the Chancellor and have the man arrested$ 6veryone knew better than to ask the 9ing what for? .is money wasn#t piling up as fast as the day before. #orgi$e me wrote the Wi7ard if % urgently ad$ise& the garden has too many gnomes, lets cut them down to si'e 'the 9ing felt so much better when he read the Wi7ard#s letter) %f % might "e so "old, further sa$ings could "e made& with not so many dragons, sire, your knights are o$er(!aid. Theres something else, Your Ma)esty, % think you should "e told& an enter!rising gnome is s!inning corn into gold *um!elstiltskin is his name, if % am not mistaken. +ith his skill, this creature will hel! to sa$e our "acon 4o sooner was the order made to fetch the savvy gnome than guards arrived outside his house and dragged him from his home. 0 Cinderella took her broom and swept the dust out of the room. At least a minute more she toiled before the kettle finally boiled. =he was ,ust about to pour when a knock came at the door. /n the doorstep bright and chipper stood the :rince and in his hand...a sli!!er. & think it#s yours he gently said you dropped it in your dream. 'the slipper was a woolly one -uite worn!out at the seam) =houldn#t that be made of glass? she scoffed it#s -uite alarming to think that in my dream we danced and & actually found you charming$ =he couldn#t help but wonder as he stood there with the slipper why it was that in her sleep the :rince had seemed much hipper. 2ittle did she know that this was all the Witch#s doing. 6vil spells were being cast while Cinders# tea was stewing... ...now let me see...for lust and greed what ingredients will % need? ,rat %m out of li'ards eyes, %ll )ust ha$e to im!ro$ise... A little this, a little that, li$er from a $am!ire "at... throw it all into the !ot. -tir it well till !i!ing hot 'With her spells you#d find no fault if taken with a pinch of salt. .er wickedness and sleight of hand spread chaos all across the land.) 0 With all the bread and honey gone the ;ueen picked up a biscuit. (hen she put it down again deciding not to risk it. 0 /n the outskirts of the wood some village children played. /ne of them a little boy was very much afraid. (he others liked to laugh at him and poke him with a stick. %ut to really make him scream this song would do the trick5 .a$e you heard the .umming Man? .e hums a merry note. .ere he is, the .umming Man, hes come to slit your throat (he 6lf had only ,ust arrived and overheard their singing. Approaching now the crooked church where sunday bells were ringing he thought Well here#s a pleasant spot in which to settle down. (hose children sing like angels this must be a friendly town$ .e really was e*hausted having trekked a tortuous route> but still he could not rest his feet until he found the %oot. .e found the %oot all spic and span and very much in love with Cinderella#s sli!!er which had fallen from above. '.ow this came to happen is not entirely clear ! someone said they saw the Witch fly over so & hear) =eeing there the ob,ect that had caused his sorry plight the 6lf was so enraged he kicked the %oot with all his might. An*ious not to let the =lipper see its leather crack it thought let#s nip this in the bud and promptly kicked him back. (he angry 6lf got up again and launched a fresh tirade. .is swearing could be heard by fairies all across the glade. Determined as the %oot was to continue with its flirt it gave the 6lf a second kick ! but this time where it hurt. 0 A beggar putting his ear to the castle wall might catch the sound of wheels turning of bones cracking and fingers snapping. ?illagers lifting their noses into the air may catch the smell of witches burning... A prisoner with his face pressed up to the bars might catch a glimpse of the whip cracking and teeth gnashing... 3umpelstilskin chained to his wheel in his dungeon dark and cold slaving away till the ne*t meal spinning the corn there into gold ! corn that could have made the bread to feed the hungry now instead would feed the need of the 9ing to keep his money piling up in a heap. =o rich now was he becoming the news spread fast via minstrels strumming that knights would come from every -uarter seeking the hand of the 9ing#s daughter. (he :rincess none too keen to wed preferred to spend the day in bed... 0 /ne chap known as 2ancelot had -uite a reputation for having lots of lances and ideas above his station. .is youth he spent on horseback marauding through the town. %ut now his spurs were rusty it was time to settle down. =aid the ;ueen .e#s ,ust the sort of fellow we should be imploring to get our daughter out of bed and stop her wretched snoring$ (he 9ing agreed saying "es a knight in shining armour might help to put her in her place. 2ife would be so much calmer. As long as he has courage and his smile isn#t cheesy ! perhaps we should ensure the -uest we set is not too easy. (he Wi7ard waved his magic wand and made a tower of thorns. At the top a bed with angels standing by with horns5 Whoever first climbs this thorny tower to the top will take the :rincess as his bride or else face the chop$ 0 (he =lipper and the %oot continued with their courtship. Wherever the =lipper wandered the %oot was close at heel. :eople coming out of church seeing wool and leather said 4o way on <od#s earth should these two be together. As simple Christian folk we#re gonna show#em how we feel$ 4ow they#d found a reason to start the hunting season the mob went in pursuit of the =lipper and the %oot over hill and dale through the thunder and the rain till the mob was struck by lightning and was never seen again. =aid the Witch as she flew over (hat had nowt to do with me$ A likely story thought the /wl who was perched up in the tree. .e spread his wings and flew up high above her in disdain. (his is all too much & certainly won#t be nesting here again$ 0 (he children of the village were playing by the well. /ften they would fish for coins undaunted by the smell. Any traveller passing through would have to hold his breath. Any e*ecutioner would know the smell of death. A band of widows all in black proudly made their way towards the children playing. (his what they had to say5 2et#s gather we women around the well each with our story grim to tell of beggar and thief of knight and s-uire. Come ,oin us & n our mournful choir$ 6very day the soldiers bring the heads of those who offend the 9ing. 6very day we wonder why our sons and husbands had to die. (hough deep the well and deep the pain our tears will make them rise again. "e floating heads we wait above to kiss the lips of those we love. 0 /n top of the thorny tower the :rincess lay a!snoring. 8our!and!twenty blackbirds high above her bed were soaring. We#re safe now from her cruelty$ they all e*claimed in chorus. %ut let us not forget the plight of those who went before us. (he :rincess slept so soundly in that elevated place till suddenly the flock swooped down and pooped right in her face. (he gold meanwhile was piling up from 3umpelstilskin#s spinning. (he 9ing had grown much richer than he#d been in the beginning. .e was so glad he had the thorny tower built so tall for now he didn#t want his daughter woken up at all$ (o scale that prickly column knights would have to be inventive though he worried that the gold might prove too much of an incentive. 0 3umpelstilskin span his wheel his cell so dark and dingy. =ome candles would have been a treat but the 9ing was far too stingy. =o he had to work with barely any light at all e*cept for a solitary chink in the wall. At a certain time of day and ,ust for half an hour the sun would shine to let the gnome behold the thorny tower. 4o sooner did he spy the :rincess fast asleep above than poor 3umpel slipped fell off his stool and hopelessly in love. 8rom that day on insanity ,ust dribbled from his mouth whilst the swallows ate up all the corn before they headed south. 4o more corn so no more gold the 9ing was very gently told. .e flew into a royal rage and lashed out at the nearest page. 4ever mind dear try a pasty said the ;ueen Don#t be so nasty$ When we#ve food that#s this delicious there#s no need to be so vicious. With steam emerging from his crown he snatched her plate and threw it down. :asties flew across the floor as the page fled out the door. 8rom now on we#re cutting down ! no frills ,ust bread and water until we find some foolish knight to wed our wretched daughter$ &magine his reaction then when asked by Cook to try four!and!twenty blackbirds baked in a pie$ %ut when the pie was opened some nostrils did appear. 8ork in hand the 9ing said what on earth do we have here? 1eanwhile in the garden the 1aid without her clothes was mumbling like a lunatic and searching for her nose. 0 %elieving as advertised the fortune to be won 2ancelot trained hard keeping up his daily run :ractising his ,ousting and bare!knuckle fights ! the only problem being he was terrified of heights. .e had looked down on other boys and bullied them of course but the highest he had ever been was .annibal the horse. .annibal was past it and getting rather old ! no longer walked in straight lines nor did as he was told. 2ance could see the tower and the :rincess up there for the taking. =eeing ,ust how high it was his knees and armour started shaking. .e went to pick a rose for her the freshest one in bud> but pricked his thumb and fainted at the sight of his own blood$ (he Witch was fond of 2ancelot and liked the :rincess too. =he consulted her book of spells to see what she could do... 0