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By
Dexter Ford
1 INT. APARTMENT LOUNGE - MORNING
Louis Armstrongs "What a Wonderful World" plays on a
record player.
STAN is sitting in front of the sofa. He is in a bunny
costume. He takes off the head mask.
There is a bloodied dead GIRL(1) on the couch.
He drags the GIRL(1) into the kitchen.
2 EXT. APARTMENT BUILDINGS DUMPSTERS - DAY
STAN exits the building holding two white bin bags with
bloodied body bits in them. He puts them in the dumpsters.
3 START OF MONTAGE OF KILLINGS:- STAN WEARS BUNNY COSTUME
FOR ALL.
INT. KITCHEN - DAY
STAN places a bloodied knife into a bag.
EXT. CANAL - DAY
STAN throws the bag with the bloodied knife into the
canal.
INT. APARTMENT - DAY
Shadow on the wall insinuating two people having sex in
the missionary position.
STAN is strangling a GIRL(2) on the bed.
EXT. FIELD - DAY
STAN buries a bloodied saw.
INT. KITCHEN - NIGHT
STAN opens the fridge and takes out some milk. There is a
severed head in a bag in the fridge.
EXT. FIELD - DAY
STAN digs up the bloodied saw.
INT. CAR PARK - DAY
The car park is empty. Stans car is steamed up and is
bouncing up and down.
Blood squirts across the back windscreen
INT. CAR - DAY (IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARDS)
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 2.
STAN places a bloodied knife into a bag.
EXT. CANAL - DAY
STAN throws the bag with the bloodied knife into the
canal.
EXT. PATHWAY - NIGHT
A GIRL(4) is walking along a pathway. Two arms come out of
a bush and pull her in.
The bush shakes, then stops. STAN steps out without the
mask and with a bloodied mouth. He wipes his mouth puts
the mask back on as he walks off.
EXT. FIELD - DAY
STAN buries a bloody saw.
EXT. PARK - DAY
A CHILD goes up to its MUM and shows her a wig she found.
The MUM looks at it and sees its someones scalp.
EXT. FIELD - DAY
STAN digs up the bloodied saw.
INT. GARAGE - NIGHT
STAN has put a hose leading from the exhaust pipe through
the window of the car. A GIRL(5) is in there and the car
is locked. She is choking to death.
EXT. FIELD - DAY
STAN buries a bloody saw.
INT. BATHROOM - DAY
STAN slits a GIRLs(6) throat and then drowns her in the
toilet.
INT. BATHROOM - DAY (IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARDS)
STAN places a bloodied knife into a bag.
EXT. CANAL - DAY
STAN throws the bag with a bloodied knife into the canal.
INT. GARAGE - MORNING
STAN opens his closet and a dead GIRL(7) falls out. STAN
rolls his eyes.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 3.
EXT. FIELD - DAY
STAN digs up a bloody saw.
INT. APARTMENT - DAY
STAN bangs a GIRLs(8) head in the fridge door several
times violently. The severed head falls out. He catches
it. He rolls his eyes.
EXT. FIELD - DAY
STAN buries a bloody saw.
INT. APARTMENT - DAY
STAN empties the head bag into a barrel. It fizzes in the
acid.
EXT. GARDEN - DAY
STAN is dressed in cement covered clothes. He admires his
newly built patio, under which he has buried some bodies.
4 END OF MONTAGE
5 EXT. BUS STOP - NIGHT
STAN approaches HANNAH, who is seated at a bus stop. She
is on her own.
He walks up to her to kill her.
VOICE
(from afar)
Oi!
STAN is stunned by the voice and walks into the side of
the bus stop.
HANNAH looks up and sees what happened. She laughs.
HANNAH
Oh my God. Are you okay?
HANNAH goes round to check on him.
STAN reaches for his knife. His top with Louis Armstrong
on it is revealed.
Hey. Louis Armstrong. I love him.
(HANNAH starts sing "What a
Wonderful World")
And I sing to myself, what a
wonderful world.
STAN smiles and tries to sing along, but nothing comes
out.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 4.
HANNAH giggles.
Youre funny.
STAN
No Im not.
HANNAH
You are. Its quite cute.
STAN
Its not.
HANNAH laughs.
HANNAH
Youre so serious. You need to
cheer up mister.
HANNAH pushes STAN playfully.
The bus arrives.
Well Ive got to go. But Id like
to meet up some time. Heres my
number.
HANNAH hands STAN her phone and he notes it down, then
gives it back.
HANNAH gets on the bus.
Im Hannah by the way.
STAN
(still nervous)
Im Stan.
HANNAh
Bye Stan.
She smiles at him and the doors close and the bus drives
off.
STAN sighs and smiles.
6 MONTAGE
The Turtle - "Happy Together" (the chorus) plays.
Montage of photos of STAN and HANNAH having fun on dates.
7 INT. BEDROOM - DAY
STAN is laying on his bed. He is talking with JERRY.
STAN
Shes wonderful.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 5.
JERRY
I know. Youve been telling me
for the past hour.
STAN
I know. But shes so...
wonderful. I think shes the one.
Im gonna ask her to marry me.
JERRY
You shouldnt.
STAN
Its not too soon is it? Well I
dont care. I love her and I
think its the right thing to do.
JERRY
Stan, Stan, Stan, Stan, Stan.
STAN
What?
JERRY
You cant marry her.
STAN
Why not?
JERRY
Because you want to kill her.
STAN
What? No I dont.
JERRY
You do.
STAN
No I dont. I love her.
JERRY
No. You think you love her. But
you actually want to kill her.
STAN
No. Im past all that. Im a
changed man.
JERRY
No youre not. Youre a
psychopath. You cant change
that. Killing is in your nature.
STAN
Im not a psychopath.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 6.
JERRY
You are. Look at yourself. Youre
talking to a mirror.
STAN is just talking to an empty chair. He sees JERRY in
the mirror.
Im not real. Youre
schizophrenic. Im the voice in
youre head and Im telling you
to kill her.
STAN
No.
JERRY
Do it.
STAN
No.
JERRY
Do it. Kill her.
STAN
No. I wont listen to you this
time.
JERRY
I know what you want and you want
to kill her.
STAN
No.
JERRY
(firmer)
Stan. Im telling you, you need
to kill her.
STAN
No. Im not killing her. I love
her.
JERRY
Stan. Fucking listen to me.
Youre a fucking psychopath. You
need to fucking kill her.
STAN
No. Fuck off.
JERRY
Stan. You need to fucking kill
that bitch.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 7.
STAN
No. Fuck off.
JERRY
Stan.
STAN
Go away.
JERRY
Stan.
STAN
Get out my head.
JERRY
Stan.
STAN is screaming. He punches the mirror and it breaks. He
pants, out of breath. He walks out of the apartment.
8 INT. FANCY DRESS PARTY - HOUSE - NIGHT.
STAN and HANNAH arrive at the party. STAN is in the bunny
costume. Hannah is dressed as a lumberjack, holding a real
axe.
SKIP AHEAD-
HANNAH and STAN are sitting on the sofa kissing. STAN
places his hand on her thigh.
HANNAH
No.
HANNAH pushes him off.
STAN
Come on.
He places it back on.
HANNAH
Not here.
STAN
Where?
HANNAH
Upstairs.
HANNAH and STAN go upstairs and go to the bedroom. HANNAH
makes him put the bunny mask on. They go in. The lights
are out.
HANNAH and STAN start having sex.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 8.
JERRY
Do it. (pause) Do it
Stan. (pause) Kill that bitch.
Kill her.
HANNAH begins to struggle to breath.
Yes. Do it. Dont let her breath.
HANNAH switches on the light and STAN is strangling her.
HANNAH tries to push STAN off and hit his arm but he
insists.
Kill her Stan. Dont let go. Keep
holding her.
HANNAH tries to remove his mask
Dont give up Stan. Youre almost
there.
HANNAH reaches across to the bed side cabinet and picks up
a beer bottle. She smashes it on the bed and jabs it into
his arm. He releases her.
HANNAH runs out of the room and down the stairs and
outside.
STAN takes off the mask and looks out the window. He rubs
his face, then sees his arm.
HANNAH runs into the road. A car comes and hits her.
A crowd gather around outside. HANNAH is laying on the
floor. She turns over and coughs.
PERSON
Shes alive. Someone call an
ambulance.
STAN bursts through the crown with the axe and plunges it
into her several times.
"WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD PLAYS"
CUT TO CREDITS.
THE END.

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