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Ebola Defense League
Ebola Defense League
Ebola Defense League
By
Ezra Parter
2.
INT. HOSPITAL
They approach the front desk, where SHONDRA waits
SEAN
Got another one for you, Shondra,
MEGYN
Dont let ebola get you down, were
on the case!
SHONDRA
OH hell no, I told you this morning
no more of this nonsene youANDREA
Silence, wench. You dont
understand the peril we face!
GERALDO
We risk our own health to protect
the community.
MEGYN
Were heroes!
SEAN
And you will respect the word of a
hero.
SHONDRA
Youre psychopaths, thats all you
are. Get this man out of here.
INFECTED PERSON jumps down from the stretcher and runs off
INFECTED PERSON
AaaaAAAAaaaaahhhh
SEAN
Shondra! Youre letting him get
away!
MEGYN
The disease will spread!
GERALDO
You must help him
ANDREA
SHONDRAAAAA!
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
3.
SHONDRA
Get the fuck out of my waiting
room!
CONTINUED:
4.
MEGYN
No, 10 PM!
CONTINUED:
5.
MEGYN
Were losing her! To the hospital
STAT!
SEAN points his megaphone out the window
SEAN
BEEEOOOO BEEEOOOO BEEEEOOO BEEOO
INT. HOSPITAL
The Ebola Defense League carries ELDERLY WOMAN into the
hospital, dropping her stretcher to the ground before
SHONDRA
SEAN
This ones already passed out
Shondra, get her to the ebola ward
SHONDRA
OH you have got to be kidding me.
Thats not even one of the symptomGERALDO
No time for talk maam, Ebola
spreads when the victims are asleep
MEGYN
Through their dreams!
ANDREA
(to the waiting room)
EVERYONE, stay awake. Do not dream
or you will DIE from EBOLA.
SHONDRA
No, none of that is true! Nurse,
this woman has fainted, please take
care of her.
A nurse approaches ELDERLY WOMAN
SEAN
Be careful not to daydream while
you touch her, nurse. We dont know
if Ebola has learned the difference
between night and day dreaming yet.
NURSE
She... shes dead.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
6.
SHONDRA
Oh now youve gone and done it, you
literally scared her to death.
MEGYN
Ah! Ebola claims another victim.
BILL drops to his knees
BILL
It is in times of great sorrow one
learns his true colors.
He rises
BILL(CONTD)
We will stop you Ebola! For we are
ALL
The Ebola Defense League, hooah.
ALL strike a pose
END