Professional Documents
Culture Documents
1999 Spring
1999 Spring
Greenwich, CT
Volume XV Spring 1999
Spike less shoes are required on all courses (soft spikes). The following are not considered to be proper dress:
Swimming attire Shirts without collars or sleeves Blue jeans or blue jean shorts
Gym shorts or tennis shorts Cut off shorts or tank tops
Upon arrival the balance due is: $360 to Sea Trail & $55 to the Commish
(No post dated third party checks please)
Let Rick know what time you will be arriving on Wednesday. Call Rick on 919-968-2537 or E-mail him at
cobble109@aol.com. For directions check out the web site at www.seatrailresort.com.
Please be early for the practice round on Wednesday, Calcutta bidding will take place that evening.
Other facilities include a Lighted driving range & putting green, pool, sauna, whirlpool & weight room.
Six pack coolers are allowed on course. Plans call for group meals at the villas on two nights. Anybody not driving a
long distance please consider bringing a gas grill for barbequing.
Two 4-bedroom villas have been reserved and your package includes the tournament fee, accommodations, breakfast,
greens fee, golf cart, range balls, and a 1-hour Open Bar reception on Friday, May 7th.
If rooms are available they’ll let us check in prior to our practice round - the official check in time is 4:00 p.m.
Murray had had enough. He shouted back, "Would the asshole announcer in the clubhouse kindly shut the HELL up
and let me play my SECOND shot!"
Newsletter 1
Commissioner Signs New Course for Final Round
Commissioner Hakes is pleased to announce that the final round of the 1999 Waverly Invitational will take place at the
Oyster Bay Golf Links in Sunset Beach, NC. Here is the Commissioner’s description of Oyster Bay.
Architect Dan Maples got rave reviews for this 1983 creation. Water, in the form of lakes and marshes, comes into
play on fifteen holes – most dramatically on the par-3 seventeenth, which is played from a tee to an island green, both
of which are built atop a mound of oyster shells. The innovative and much photographed par-4 No. 13 also
incorporates the shells into its design. The green, buttressed by the bright white oyster-shell wall, must be attacked
over a gaping and unforgiving bunker. Oyster Bay ranks in Golf Digest’s prestigious list of top fifty public courses in
America.
Life Is Almost Complete (Reprinted from the April 1996 Waverly Newsletter by request)
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my
lunch break, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I
write award-winning operas, and I manage time efficiently.
Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I
can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I
master computer software in one hour. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
Using a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single -handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a
horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Yankees and Canadians. I am subject of
numerous documentaries. When I’m bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding.
On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.
I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, a shrewd investor, and a ruthless bookie. Critics’ worldwide swoon over my
original line of corduroy golf wear. I don’t perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller
number nine and have won weekend passes. I have mastered the compound mitre saw and faux-finish painting.
Last summer I toured Vermont with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I referee hockey. I run the mile in
less than 4 minutes. I bat 400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles.
Children trust me.
I can hurl tennis rackets at small objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David
Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish my entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of
every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations with the CIA. I sleep once a week;
when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Ireland, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists
who seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full
contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary
four course meals using only a mouli and toaster oven. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San
Juan, cliff diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin.
I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, I have flown jet fighters, and I have spoken with Elvis.
It's that time of year again. Safe travels, have fun, enjoy the moment. Looking forward to it.
Trivia
What year did Arnold Palmer turn pro? 1950 1952 1954 1956
Newsletter 2
Waverly Portfolio
Recommended Buy Price 04/15/99 Profit Comments
IBM Summer 1995 $46 ½ $170 ¾ 267% Hold
Lockheed Martin Summer 1995 $29 ¾ $43 5/16 48% Originally Loral
Ingersoll Rand Summer 1997 $41 2/3 $64 1/2 55% Hold
McDonalds Winter 1997 $21 3/4 $44 7/16 104% Great 2 year results
Paychex Winter 1997 $19 1/3 $50 15/16 163% 3 for 2 split announced
Berkshire Hathaway B Winter 1998 $1860 $2400 29% Hold
Nike Winter 1998 $43 7/8 $59 35% Hold
(All stock prices adjusted for splits. Prices courtesy of www.bigcharts.com)
8 Closest to Pin - $15 each 5 Long Drive - $15 each Overall Low Gross - $20
3 Low 9 Hole Net Score of the Day - $15 each 3 Low 9 Hole Gross Score of the Day - $15 each
2 Team Best Ball (1st Two days only) - $40 ($10 per man) Order of Calcutta Auction - Pledges, Retreads, Vets
They Said It
"Which letter?" The meticulous precise Ben Hogan, when advised during a tournament in Los Ange les to aim for the
famous Hollywood sign in the far distance.
Newsletter 3
Augusta The Way It Used To Be
It is nearly hard to absorb, in the hysteria over Jose Marie Olazabal’s $740,000 first-prize haul at the 1999 Masters,
that Augusta National was so broke in the 1930s it couldn’t even satisfy course architect Alison Mackenzie’s
pleadings for a $500 payment. Even as late as the 1940s, the home of the Masters still had such a case of corporate
shorts, it was pressed to come up with proper championship trophies.
Steve Pate’s nonchalant reaction to seven birdies in a row, a Masters record, recalls a wry scene from the year
following Gene Sarazen’s legended double eagle shot on the 15th hole at Augusta. Recalls Sarazen, now 97 and living
on Marco Island, Fla.: “I came back all chesty and asked my caddie what Augusta National had done to commemorate
the spot of my famous shot. He said, ‘They sprinkled grass seed over it.’ ”
Newsletter 4