Everyday for a week

we would try to feel

__.

It's a time for making

merry, and so I'm for
__.

What the hell's wrong

with __?

Hopelessly devoted to
__.

__, what's so
fearsome about that?

Just let me be __.

I had a dream my life

would be __.

The version of the

show MTI licenses to
childrens' companies
cuts __.

In my own little __.

I'm standing here with

__ in my pocket.

Give yourself over to

__.

__ is bustin' out all

over.

Seth Rudetsky's
deconstruction of __.

A swath of sinner
sittin' yonder, acting
like __.

__, I'll drink to that!

What's the matter with

__ today?

So you think you're

able to survive this
mess by __.

Encores! Off-Center
production of __.

The title of
Broadway.com's
newest vlog is __.

Her name was Lola,

she was __.

__ is here, inside your

mind.

Turn a teenage lust to

__.

You've got
possibilities, takes __
to tell.

I don't wanna __ no
more.

__ is a metaphor for
love.

I had a dream, a
dream about __.

They've got me posing

with __ and __ ...
some kind of
metaphor.

You're standing in __!

In 1978 God changed

is mind about __.

The internet is for __.

How can I ignore __

next door?

Your daddy's __ and

your mama's __, so
hush, little baby, don't
you cry.

Except for death and

paying taxes, __ is
only for now.

In short there's simply

not a more congenial
spot for __ than here
in Camelot.

I can't __, I'm in tech.

I don't pop my cork for

every __ I see.

There were some

problems with the
second act, like __.

The next hit musical

will be based on __.

Here's to the ladies

who __, everybody __.

Mama who bore me,

mama who gave me
__.

Pop, Six, Squish, Uh

Uh, Cicero, __.

And suddenly, I'm

Miss __, until I wake
up and I turn back to
myself.

Everybody wants a
piece of the action,
everybody's talking
'bout __.

As long as he needs
__.

Would you light my

__?

Maybe Cats could

have worked if
Webber had added __
to it.

Is he gay or __?

When a Broadway
baby says goodnight,
it's __.

This world will

remember __.

__, __, one day more!

Excuse me, I couldn't

help noticing that
strange and
interesting __.

He ran into __ ten

times!

I'm as bright and as

gay as __ in May.

Trouble with a capital

T, and that rhymes
with P, and that
strands for __.

How do you solve a

problem like Maria? __

Send in __.

Have you heard of the

All-American __?

I'm a __, mama.

And I am telling you,

I'm not __.

Happy trails, __.

When you're an
Addams, you've got to
have __.

Side by side by __.

It must be a plot, 'cos

they're scared that I
got __.

I am unworthy of your
__.

I want to be happy, but

I won't be happy, 'til I
__.

A Funny Thing
Happened On The
Way To __.

__ is why we tell the

story.

In a very unusual way,

you were __.

I'm gonna shine like

__.

This is the dawning of

the Age of __.

What does Don

Quixote want of
Dulcinea? __

Let __ be the Rice

Krispie treat.

Oh, my love, my
darling, I've hungered
for __.

Every story is __ story.

We'd swim naked in

the sea, and then he'd
try __.

Maybe this time, I'll be

__.

What did I have that I

don't have? __

Some people can get

a thrill __ and __.

Without love, life is

like __.

Come to __ where
never never finds you.

Why are all the

D'Ysquiths dying? __

I'm changing my major

to __.

A friend is a person
who most of all __.

Let's not talk about

anything else but __.

Janet! Dr Scott! Janet!

Brad! Rocky! *grunts*
Janet! Dr Scott! Brad!
Rocky! __

This is ridiculous, what

am I doing here, I'm in
the wrong __!

I got you, I shot you! I

stopped it with __.

God, I hope I get __.

But if, baby, I'm in the

bottom, you're __.

I know it's __!

Look, I made __.

It's the circle of __.

Jazz hands.

A newsie.

A hum-mm-mm-mm-m
m-mm-mm-mable
melody.

Planning to blow up
your school and faking
a suicide pact.

A dark reprise.

Andrew Rannells's
perfect, perfect hair.

Another cover of "Run

Away with me".

Ral Esparza.

A big mess like

Chess.

La Vie Boheme.

Dancing around the

living room with an
imaginary Indian chief.

54 Below.

The old Razzle

Dazzle.

Streisand's signature
giggle.

A warlord who shoots

people in the face.

Making sure to say the

"I know you do!" in
"America".

An original musical.

A donut with a maple

glaze.

Paul Wontorek's
(perfectly
understandable_
crush on Aaron Tveit.

Puppet sex.

Patti LuPone's diction.

Waiting for a
Broadway/West End
transfer.

Making sandwiches
on the floor.

A wedding like the

Vanderbilts have.

A heartrending show
with a misleadingly fun
title.

Hernando's hideaway.

A five-minute dance
break.

The patron saint of

Iowa housewives.

Christine Ebersole's
Little Edie accent.

A gay midget named

Carl.

A first impression.

Winning the Tony for

best score and best
book, but not best
musical.

Claude Hooper
Bukowski.

An almost, not quite,

New York sort of fairy
tale.

An off-colour Ethel
Merman anecdote.

Trading bootlegs.

Praying for your

salvation from
damnation.

Going out on a
limerick.

Meta-musicals.

Falling slowly.

Schadenfreude.

Being forbidden to
produce milk.

Teen pregnancy.

A knapsack full of jack

after taxes.

Judas Iscariot and his

sister, Sue.

Another beau who I

know is no rover.

Stopping the show to

tell at an audience
member using a cell
phone.

Killing your brother to

become king.

Playbills.

Expressing yourself.

Laura Benanti's Twitter

account.

Marrying Harry, but

messing around with
Ike.

Audra's pronunciation
of Pontchartrain in
"Beautiful".

Being gay AND

European.

A normal house
without a mouse to
feed a plant or two.

A dream ballet.

Someone else's skin.

TOFT.

Supporting historical
character Emma
Goldman.

A bootcamp full of
guys singing falsetto.

The tip of a stay right

under the tit.

The bitch of living.

A botched sex change

operation.

Crying over actors.

Coming down with

hepatitis.

FIYEROOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOO
OOO.

Sucking helium to hit

the high notes.

Letting go your
illusions and don't
confuse them with
dreams.

Alan Cumming's
rouged nipples.

Lots of Christian
Borle-ly moving
around.

An actual helicopter.

A bushel and a peck.

Unadulterated
loathing.

Overtures.

Trying to keep up with

a patter song.

A male dance belt.

A group of kids
singing "Tomorrow" at
the top of their lungs.

My unfortunate
erection.

Orchestrations.

An enthusiastic but
spiteful ensemble
member.

The haunting song of

the Siamese twins.

Spider-Man: Turn Off

The Dark.

A good show with a

short run.

Two and a half feet of

irresistible tubular sex.

A musical number
about how
heterosexual sailors
are.

Yet another jukebox

musical.

A proper double chin.

Tits and ass.

Another "I want" song

about moving to Santa
Fe.

Protesting for racial

equality.

A tired Don Juan.

A good film-to-stage
adaptation.

Cringing at the lyrics

to "I Enjoy Being a
Girl".

Trying to get adopted

as a Keenan-Bolger.

Finding out you're a

D'Ysquith.

Puns about
cannibalism.

Officially becoming a
checkerboard chick.

Number seventeen,
the spread eagle.