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How to Use this Book

Introduction

We love trees. They give us fruit, shade


and something to hitch our hammock to.
For that reason, we do not recommend
that you print out this entire book.

The office: its a place to earn an honest living, a place to use


your skills and best of all, a place to spend hours surfing for
useless junk on eBay and get paid for it.
But within every place of business, there comes a time when
it becomes necessary to give those who toil there a thank
you thats bigger than just dental coverage.

If you cant stand reading on the


computer screen, print the Table of
Contents along with these first few
instructional pages.

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And thats where the Employee Awards Ceremony comes in.

Use the page numbers in the Table of


Contents to pick out just the awards you
need to print.

Dont worry; this gathering wont be uptight in the least. You


wont have to make a trip to the creepy tuxedo store in the
dark corner of the mall, and Joan Rivers wont be cracking
on peoples outfits on the red carpet outside.

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This ceremony is all about having a good time, and at the


same time showing some gratitude for those who are down
in the cubicle trenches with you every Monday through
Friday.

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Register Your Copy

We work year-round to keep this book


updated. Be sure to register your copy
by signing up on our e-mail list. Well
notify you about the latest additions and
free upgrades. Just visit
www.funawards.com/newsletter

Like our Facebook page and upload


photos from your awards ceremony for a
chance to win free prizes!
www.facebook.com/funny.awards

But most of all, its about fun.

Sure, you could gather everyone together in some conference


room and hand out plaques reading Best Salesman or
MVW (Most Valuable Worker), but wheres the fun in
that? Funny awards are where its at. They give thanks while
simultaneously making sure everyone has a good time. Your
employees dont want to sit through a dry presentation any
more than you want to give one. We all suffer enough at our
jobs without the supposedly fun times adding to the misery.
So how, you ask, do you put on a lively presentation that will
be a guaranteed good time for everyone in the office? Just by
purchasing this book, youre halfway there.

Support & Printing Issues

Everything you need to know about organizing a ceremony


is here with plenty of helpful tips. And most important,
youll get 101 awards certificates that will be appropriate for
everyone around the office, no matter the employee or the
type of business.

Find frequently asked questions about


paper, printing, and common issues at
www.funawards.com/support

So put your phone straight to voicemail, grab a highlighter,


hit the snack machine for a bag of Funyuns and lets get
started.

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For Always Making


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Includes 101 Funny Award Certificates!

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Create Your Own


Funny Awards

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Give this Template a Try!

Includes 6 Customizable Certificate Templates!

Funny Employee Awards


Your Complete Guide to Organizing a Humorous,
Entertaining and Rewarding Recognition Ceremony
Book Description:
Around every place of business, there comes a time when its necessary to give those
who toil there a thank you thats bigger than just dental coverage. And thats where
the awards ceremony comes in. Just make sure your ceremony isnt dry and boring by
handing out creative and funny certificates.
Everything you need to know to organize an entertaining and rewarding ceremony is
here. And most important, youll get 101 awards certificates that will be appropriate for
everyone around the office, no matter the employee or the type of business.

Download Description:
Includes 101 printable award certificates with various designs packaged in a
downloadable PDF file that works on a PC or Mac. As a bonus, youll get 6 blank PDF
templates for creating your own custom funny awards.
Print as many as you like on the paper of your choice. Designs are set to work on
standard 8.5 x 11 paper. Its simple and easy to do. Please see the preview for a look
at the different award certificates.

Award Categories:




Job Well Done Awards


Poking Light Fun Awards
Teamwork & Leadership Awards
Department-Specific Awards
Build Your Own Award

Templates:





Achievement
Appreciation
Excellence
Leadership
Recognition
Teamwork

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Get Your Copy Today at www.FunAwards.com

Sample Awards Certificates


The book includes 101 printable award certificates + 6 blank templates packaged in PDF format.
Designs are set to work on standard 8.5 x 11 paper.

Get Your Copy Today at www.FunAwards.com

About the Author


Larry Weaver is a professional comedian, entertainment
booking agent, and creator of the Funny Office Awards
Show the company party where your employees are
the stars.
Larry grew up in the tiny mill village of Saxapahaw,
NC, and started performing at a young age. After
majoring in accounting at the University of North
Carolina, he left his CPA dreams behind to tour across
America with improv comedy group Selected Hilarity.
He went on to share the stage with Weird Al
Yankovic, Faith Hill, Ray Romano, and Chris Rock
just to name a few.

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Upon going solo, Larry released three CDs of funny


songs and commercial parodies. These albums spawned
such morning radio hits as Grandpas Gone Gangsta
and Ghost in the Trailer, a hilarious tale about a
family terrorized by a redneck ghost.

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Larry launched Larry Weaver Entertainment booking agency to capitalize on his growing success. The
company has a stellar reputation across the United States for providing 100% clean comedians and funny
speakers for corporate meetings and special events.
Still performing, Larry loves to poke fun at office life and the culture that surrounds it. He encourages
people to break out of their rut and achieve greatness.
With nearly twenty years in the corporate and entertainment worlds, Larry uses his unique experiences
create a fresh, offbeat, and funny twist on workplace humor.
To contact Larry Weaver, call (919) 816-2884
or email larry@larryweaver.com

For Support issues, please visit:


www.funawards.com/support
(919) 926-8649 phone or email info@funawards.com

Check out Larry on the Web:


www.larryweaver.com
www.twitter.com/larryweaver
www.linkedin.com/in/larryweaver

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Hire a Comedian to Host Your Own


Funny Employee Awards Show!
Youve got the book; now take your recognition
ceremony to the next level! Have your very
own Awards Show gala hosted by a professional

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comedian.
Roll out the red carpet and get everyone energized
for the Funny Employee Awards Show the
company party where your employees are the stars!

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Watch the hilarity unfold as a live stand-up comedian


hands out the office awards that everyone really
wants to see.

Just like a real Awards show, the event begins with


the host performing an opening stand-up comedy

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routine. Then the Awards show portion begins. As your employees come up to claim the Awards,
the comedian will prompt them for a little back story and an acceptance speech.
You wont find a more interactive corporate entertainment show around!

Dont settle for another boring company meeting. Give your company something to talk about all
year long the Funny Employee Awards Show!
Contact:

Larry Weaver Entertainment, LLC


(919) 816-2884 phone
larry@larryweaver.com

Visit us on the web at:

www.LarryWeaver.com


For Support issues, please visit:


www.funawards.com/support
(919) 926-8649 phone or email info@funawards.com

Funny Employee Awards 3rd Edition


Published by
Larry Weaver Entertainment, LLC
PO Box 14313
Durham, NC 27709
Copyright 2010 by Larry Weaver Entertainment, LLC, Durham, North Carolina

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Contents, Ownership, and Use Restrictions: The information contained in this PDF including
all images, illustrations, designs, writings and other materials that appear herein are copyrights or
other intellectual property owned, controlled, or licensed by Larry Weaver Entertainment, LLC or
are the property of their respective owners.

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Permission is granted to download and print the certificates that are available in this PDF. You
may use the certificates for your personal or organizational use. However, you may not distribute,
republish, display, post electronically or mechanically, transmit, record in any manner, or
reproduce electronic versions of the certificate designs without the prior written permission of
Larry Weaver Entertainment, LLC.
You may not copy the file or duplicate the file except as necessary for archival purposes. You
may not forward the file via e-mail or any other means, or make the file available to others via
the Internet, Intranet or any other means. You agree to retain the file in your possession. Printed
certificates can only be distributed by you for non-commercial purposes. You may use the file on
up to 3 workstations.

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Please note that the permission granted herein terminates automatically if you breach any of
these terms or conditions. Any other use of the contents of this PDF including reproduction for
purposes other than as noted above, and including any reproduction, modification, distribution, or
republication may violate copyright or trademark laws, and, without the prior written permission
of Larry Weaver Entertainment, LLC, is strictly prohibited.

All rights reserved. This includes rights of reproduction in whole or in part in any form without
permission in writing from Larry Weaver Entertainment, LLC
Visit us on the World Wide Web
www.FunAwards.com
www.LarryWeaver.com

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Why Funny Employee Awards?


At every place of business, there comes a time when its necessary
to give those who toil a thank you thats bigger than just dental
coverage. And thats where the Funny Employee Awards Ceremony
comes in. Just make sure your ceremony isnt dry and boring by
handing out our creative and funny certificates.

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Everything you need to know to organize an entertaining and

rewarding ceremony is here. And most importantly, youll get 101


award certificates that will be appropriate for everyone around the
office, no matter the employee or business.

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About the Author

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Larry Weaver is the creator of the Funny Employee

Awards Show The Office Party Where Your


Employees Are The Stars. Since 1990, Larry has
delighted audiences across America; first as a
member of the sketch comedy group Selected
Hilarity, then as a recording artist specializing in
comedic songs, and now as a corporate
entertainer. He has performed in 36 states and
appeared as a guest on over 100 morning radio
shows. With nearly 20 years as both a professional
comedian and office worker, Larry brings a unique
perspective to workplace humor.

To see more of the work Larry does, or to contact


him, visit www.LarryWeaver.com

www.FunAwards.com

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