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Peter Piper's Practical Principles of Plain and Perfect Pronunciation by Anonymous
Peter Piper's Practical Principles of Plain and Perfect Pronunciation by Anonymous
PRACTICAL PRINCIPLES
OF
PLAIN AND PERFECT
PRONUNCIATION
PHILADELPHIA:
Willard Johnson, No. 141, South Street
1836.
PREFACE.
Peter Piper, without Pretension to Precocity or Profoundness, Puts Pen to Paper to
Produce these Puzzling Pages, Purposely to Please the Palates of Pretty Prattling
Playfellows, Proudly Presuming that with Proper Penetration it will Probably, and
Perhaps Positively, Prove a Peculiarly Pleasant and Profitable Path to Proper, Plain
and Precise Pronunciation.
He Prays Parents to Purchase this Playful Performance, Partly to Pay him for his
Patience and Pains; Partly to Provide for the Printers and Publishers; but Principally to
Prevent the Pernicious Prevalence of Perverse Pronunciation.
A a
PRONUNCIATION
PERFECT
AND
PLAIN
OF
PRINCIPLES
PRACTICAL
PIPER'S
PETER
1
a
A bought?
Button
Billy
Biscuit
butter'd
the
Biscuit,Where's
butter'd
a
bought
Button
Billy
Biscuit?If
butter'd
a
buy
Button
Billy
Biscuit:Did
butter'd
a
bought
Button
Billy Aunt?
Airpump's
Andrew
of
Ailment
the
was
ailment,Where
her
Aunt
his
ask'd
Airpump
Andrew
ailment?If
her
Aunt
his
ask
Airpump
Andrew
ailment;Did
her
Aunt
his
ask'd
Airpump
Andrew
B
C
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Principles
Practical
Piper's
Peter
c
b
2
c
C
drove?
he
dream'd
Dolldrum
Davy
dragon
the
dragonWhere's
a
drove
he
dream'd
Dolldrum
Davy
dragon?If
a
drove
he
dream
Dolldrum
Davy
Dragon:Did
a
drove
he
dream'd
Dolldrum
Davy crack'd?
Crackskull
Captain
Cockscomb
Catchpoll's
the
Cockscomb,Where's
Catchpoll's
a
crack'd
Crackskull
Captain
Cockscomb?If
Catchpoll's
a
crack
Crackskull
Captain
Cockscomb:Did
Catchpoll's
a
crack'd
Crackskull
Captain
E
D
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of
Principles
Practical
Piper's
Peter
e
d
3
e
E on?
figured
Fribble
Francis
Filly
Frenchman's
the
Filly,Where's
Frenchman's
a
on
figured
Fribble
Francis
Filly?If
Frenchman's
a
on
figure
Fribble
Francis
Filly:Did
Frenchman's
a
on
figured
Fribble
Francis ate?
Elkrig
Enoch
eggshell
empty
the
Eggshell,Where's
empty
an
ate
Elkrig
Enoch
Eggshell?If
empty
an
eat
Elkrig
Enoch
Eggshell:Did
empty
an
ate
Elkrig
Enoch
G
F
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and
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of
Principles
Practical
Piper's
Peter
f
g
4
g
G had?
Hunchback
Humphrey
Hedgehogs
hundred
the
Hedgehogs,Where's
hundred
a
had
Hunchback
Humphrey
Hedgehogs?If
hundred
a
have
Hunchback
Humphrey
Hedgehogs:Did
hundred
a
had
Hunchback
Humphrey got?
Gilpin
Gaffer
Gander
and
Goose
the
Gander,Where's
and
Goose
a
got
Gilpin
Gaffer
Gander?If
and
Goose
a
get
Gilpin
Gaffer
Gander:Did
and
Goose
a
got
Gilpin
Gaffer
I
H
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and
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of
Principles
Practical
Piper's
Peter
i
h
5
i
I jeer'd?
Jackey
Jumping
Juggler
Jesting
the
Juggler,Where's
Jesting
a
jeer'd
Jackey
Jumping
Juggler?If
Jesting
a
jeer
Jackey
Jumping
Juggler:Did
Jesting
a
jeer'd
Jackey
Jumping for?
itch'd
Impey
Inigo
Image
Indian
the
Image,Where's
Indian
an
for
itched
Impey
Inigo
Image?If
Indian
an
for
itch
Impey
Inigo
Image:Did
Indian
an
for
itched
Impey
Inigo
K
J
Pronunciation
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and
Plain
of
Principles
Practical
Piper's
Peter
j
k
6
k
K lost?
Lawrence
Lanky
Lobster
and
Lass
the
are
Lobster,Where
and
Lass
his
lost
Lawrence
Lanky
Lobster?If
and
Lass
his
lose
Lawrence
Lanky
Lobster:Did
and
Lass
his
lost
Lawrence
Lanky kick'd?
Kemble
Kimbo
Kettle
Kinsman's
the
Kettle,Where's
Kinsman's
his
kick'd
Kemble
Kimbo
Kettle?If
Kinsman's
his
kick
Kemble
Kimbo
Kettle:Did
Kinsman's
his
kicked
Kemble
Kimbo
M
L
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and
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of
Principles
Practical
Piper's
Peter
l
m
7
m
M nipp'd?
Noodle
Neddy
Nutmegs
neighbour's
the
are
Nutmegs,Where
neighbour's
his
nipp'd
Noodle
Neddy
Nutmegs?If
neighbour's
his
nip
Noodle
Neddy
Nutmegs;Did
neighbour's
his
nipp'd
Noodle
Neddy miss'd?
Mendlegs
Matthew
Monkey
mangled
the
Monkey,Where's
mangled
a
miss'd
Mendlegs
Matthew
Monkey?If
mangled
a
miss
Mendlegs
Matthew
MonkeyDid
mangled
a
miss'd
Mendlegs
Matthew
N
O
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and
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of
Principles
Practical
Piper's
Peter
n
o
8
o
O picked?
Piper
Peter
Peppers
pickled
of
peck
the
Peppers,Where's
pickled
of
peck
a
picked
Piper
Peter
Peppers?If
pickled
of
peck
a
pick
Piper
Peter
Peppers:Did
pickled
of
peck
a
picked
Piper
Peter ogled?
Oglethorpe
Oliver
Oyster
and
Owl
the
are
Oyster,Where
and
Owl
an
ogled
Oglethorpe
Oliver
Oyster?If
and
Owl
an
ogle
Oglethorpe
Oliver
Oyster:Did
and
Owl
an
ogled
Oglethorpe
Oliver
P
Q
Pronunciation
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and
Plain
of
Principles
Practical
Piper's
Peter
p
q
9
q
Q
rode?
Rumpus
Rory
Race-horse
raw-bon'd
the
Race-horse,Where's
raw-bon'd
a
rode
Rumpus
Rory
Race-horse?If
raw-bon'd
a
ride
Rumpus
Rory
Race-horse:Did
raw-bon'd
a
rode
Rumpus
Rory quiz'd?
Quicksight
Quixote
Quidbox
queerish
the
Quidbox,Where's
queerish
a
quiz'd
Quicksight
Quixote
Quidbox?If
queerish
a
quiz
Quicksight
Quixote
Quidbox:Did
queerish
a
quiz'd
Quicksight
Quixote
S
R
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of
Principles
Practical
Piper's
Peter
r
s
10
s
S turn'd?
Tommy
Tip-toe
Two-pence
for
Turk
the
Two-pence,Where's
for
Turk
a
turn'd
Tommy
Tip-toe
Two-pence?If
for
Turk
a
turn
Tommy
Tip-toe
Two-pence:Did
for
Turk
a
turn'd
Tommy
Tip-toe smelt?
Smellie
Sammy
Small-coal
of
smell
the
Small-coal,Where's
of
smell
a
smelt
Smellie
Sammy
Small-coal?If
of
smelt
a
smell
Smellie
Sammy
Small-coal:Did
of
smell
a
smelt
Smellie
Sammy
U
T
Pronunciation
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and
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of
Principles
Practical
Piper's
Peter
t
u
11
u
U vip'd?
Veedon
Villiam
Vaistcoat
and
Vig
the
are
Vaistcoat,Where
and
Vig
his
vip'd
Veedon
Villiam
Vaistcoat?If
and
Vig
his
vipe
Veedon
Villiam
Vaistcoat:Did
and
Vig
his
vip'd
Veedon
Villiam urg'd?
Usher
Uncle's
Urchin
ugly
the
Urchin,Where's
ugly
an
urg'd
Usher
Uncle's
Urchin?If
ugly
an
urge
Usher
Uncle's
Urchin:Did
ugly
an
urg'd
Usher
Uncle's
V
W
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and
Plain
of
Principles
Practical
Piper's
Peter
v
w
12
w
W see!
to
GOD
for
young
too
not
this—I'm
of
think
to
try
always
be,I'll
may
it
pleasant
amiss,However
do
to
want
I
when
throughThen
and
through
us
sees
who
LORD
fearThe
to
we
ought
more
much
how
do;And
we
what
careful
us
makes
near,It
is
minister
good
some
sight!If
his
in
always
them
had
by,And
was
GOD
remembered
they
fight,If
or
steal,
or
play,
in
cheat
lie,Or
a
tell
children
could
how
sin.Oh!
I
if
me
see
to
sure
play,He's
or
work
at
I'm
whether
within,And
have
I
thoughts
the
knows
say,And
I
words
the
to
listens
through.He
and
through
actions
my
sees
me,And
at
looks
he
long
day
all
too,And
nature
and
name
my
knows
see:He
to
GOD
for
young
too
not
I'm naught.
to
all
them
beats
PIPER,
PETER
taught,But
learning's
much
Z
Y
X
by
oft
tobacco;Yet
chews
Z
and
snuffs,
Y
smokes,
crack-o:X
to
brains
my
made
have
Z
and
Y
X won?
Waddle
Walter
Wager
Walking
the
Wager,Where's
Walking
a
won
Waddle
Walter
Wager?If
Walking
a
win
Waddle
Walter
Wager:Did
Walking
a
won
Waddle
Walter
XYZ
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Peter
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