LLR Wall Magazine January 2010

POPCORN
100% BHAAT 0%GYAAN EDITION: 3

A new year! A new sem! Most of the Inter Hall Practices

junta has seen their CG plummeting!
This is true especially for the second
year batch as they are now recovering
from that aftershock. So now we have
the whole of the second year junta On
a mission to improve their CGs.
But it’s not all. Some are highly
immune to this side effect of the drift
and stand apart from the
conglomerate of chhaggis and sattis.
And the paramount personage of this
immunity is none other than Gautam
Kumar. Once again with a 10, he
continues to hold the top-spot, thus
keeping the validity of ‘IR1 is a
Lajpatian’ reinstated.
The grounds of the hall may be seen
occupied on all evenings, and on
holidays, in morning time too. Well, it’s
the time when inter hall practices are
in full swing. Cricket, Footy, Hockey,
Basky and Chess practises have
started. Though some of the event are
intervening with SF and KTJ, and the
players will have to miss some of the
glitz and frolicsome time. But this
hasn’t dimmed the tempo of our
players at all. By the way, they can
always watch the star-nights, the main
attraction of the event.

Alumni-Meet
The annual Alumni meet was held
recently on 9th of this month. The
alumni were mostly busy in recalling
their heydays as boarders of this hall.
And some of the boarders were
shocked to see their room dadas
visiting their room, and those “room
dadas” were also equally appalled on
seeing the derelict state of the rooms
by our flighty boarders.
English dramatics starts from 17th. And
so do we see Shaunak and Amit along
with there crew practising day and
night, all set to come out with a blazing
performance on the day. And don’t
forget to watch out our warriors on the
stage.
have been going on, and now time to
get the dues cleared. Still, our heartiest
congratulations to all the seniors who
have been placed, and Best Wishes to
those who are still to be headhunted.

Inter Hall Events

After the exciting silver winning

performances in Illu and Rangoli,
another exciting performance came
with a gold in cartooning and bronze in
western instrumentals. However,
Product and Add Design, Dumb
charades and Collaging haven’t gone
well for us as we returned empty-
handed for these events. Even the
performance at athletics haven’t been
great except for a few individual ones
like gold in triple jump by Devesh,
silver in relay and bronze by Pralav in
hurdles race. But don’t be
disheartened....there are many more
events to come this semester and the
Sher-e-Punjab’s are sure to make a
comeback with a bang.
Coming Soon- Fest Fever

The junta is waiting fervidly for the

Job job everywhere … event, the SF and KTJ teams are
Not a treat to eat! grappling hard with the shedloads of
Apologies for the murder of the poem. work foisted on it. Even the muggus
But the truth is that while the are in wait for the event, and are ready
placement graph of the Insti is heading to give their eyes some pretty,
northward, compared to last year’s variegated, blooming sights after the
statistics, yet we are still awaiting a long lurid sights of books.
single treat from our seniors. Its long
time the excuse of financial crunches
Munni Ka deadly PJ
Q) What is the vector form of
sridevi???????
(u must have studied vector algebra to
know its answer)
ANS : – TABU!!!!
confused???? why????
. .
ok i’l tell you…because.
. Pudin Hara has no "side" effects
Sridevi did chandni and tabu did
chandni bar!!!!!
Q) Ek adami ke teen bachhe the.... 2
chhote they par ek bada tha
Ek din usne Bade se puchha, " Beta tu
bada kyu hai??"
Wo bola papa mai kal batata hun..
Cartoons Designed by:
Vaibhav
For bouquets and brickbats contact:
Achman Jindal, Journal Secratary B-213, LLR Hall, IIT Kgp
Next day wo Aadmi use kha
gaya...........
Kyu
Kyu
Kyu
ANS:-KYUNKI Aaj wo batata bada tha..
Q) A boy went to take an exam with a
tummy ache. He could not control
during the exam and he farted. The
guys to his left, right and behind
fainted.
Next day, he took Pudin Hara and went
to exam. Again he farted. But this time
only the guy behind fainted.
Why?
.
Socho .Socho
ANS:-Because
Once again Popcorn wishes all the best
to the passing out junta for their
future, and encourages the rest of the
junta to participate fervently in this
feast-fest, and to wangle out treats
from the tightwads.