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January 9, 2015 (Friday)
January 9, 2015 (Friday)
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Due to the present and forecast weather conditions,
Whitney Pajus Artist of the Month Reception at
Wheatgrass Arts & Gallery that was scheduled for this
evening has been postponed until Friday, February 13th
and will be joining Sean Heaveys Grand Opening at
that time.
Meanwhile, Whitneys artwork is presently on
display at the Wheatgrass Arts and Gallery and will be
until the end of February.
BUZZIFIEDS
How cold
was it?
Its been so cold the last couple of days that the
teenagers have actually started pulling their pants up!
BUZZ
FUN & FRIENDLY WORKPLACE! Join the fun at Taco Shack. You must
be at least 14 years old, be responsible & have transportation. PICK UP
AN APPLICATION AT TACO SHACK OR CALL SHERRI 228-2979.
BUZZ
FOR RENT & SALE IN ST. MARIE: 3 Bedroom, 1.5 Bath. CALL 406524-3742.
BUZZ
COMMERCIAL SPACE FOR RENT: 1200 square feet. Prime Highway 2
frontage location available now. 1 bathroom, spacious private office plus
more. Great parking lot for customers/employees. Utilities paid by renter
but VERY energy efficient. Snow removal of sidewalks and parking lot
provided by owner. 23 US Hwy 2 East. CALL 228-2230 TO LOOK.
BUZZ
SEALED BIDS: The Corps of Engineers is offering seven (7) American
Bison for sale at the Fort Peck Project. Bid packages can be obtained at
the Fort Peck Project Office: CONTACT PATRICIA GILBERT 526-3411
EXT.4278 OR 526-7306 OR EMAIL PATRICIA.L.GILBERT@USACE.
ARMY.MIL. Deadline to submit bids: 1/20/15.
BUZZ
FOR SALE: 2008 Rhino 450. CALL 228-8467 OR 263-5345
The Glasgow Babe Ruth/American Legion Baseball
programs winners of the NFL Playoff books for $50 each
were, Game 1: AFC Wildcard, Baltimore 30, Pittsburgh
17: Bea (Legare) Johnson and Frank Johnson
Game 2: NFC Wildcard Dallas 24, Detroit 20,
Bryan Krumwiede and Eric Seyfert.
Games this weekend have the Ravens at the Patriots
and the Panthers at the Seahawks on Saturday. Sundays
games feature the Cowboys at the Packers and the Colts
at the Broncos.
Friday Funnies
by Sugar
Question: Whats the difference between a cat and a
complex sentence?
Answer: A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a
complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
There were two old geezers living in the
backwoods of the Ozarks.... Rufus and Clarence. They
lived on opposite sides of the river and they hated
each other. Every morning, just after sun-up, Rufus
My friend thinks she is smart. She told me an onion
and Clarence would go down to their respective sides
is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut
of the river and yell at each other.
at her face.
Rufus!! Clarence would shout. You better
Janco, a tourist from China visited Cherrapunji in thank yor lucky stars I caint swim... er Id swim this
India. Janco was unaware of the fact that Cherrapunji is river and whup your ass!!
one of the wettest places on earth. It was raining the day Clarence!!! Rufus would holler back. Yall
Janco arrived. It rained the next day and the day after better thank your lucky stars that I caint swim either
that. She was there for almost a week and there was not or Id swim this river and whup your skinny butt!!!
a day without rain. Sipping a cup of hot tea at a local This happened every morning for twenty years.
joint, she saw a kid and asked him, Hello, does it ever One day the Army Corps of Engineers comes along
and build a bridge. Still, every morning, every day for
stop raining in this town?
The little fellow replied, How would I know? I am another five years this yelling across the river goes
on, even with the bridge. Finally, Mrs. Rufus had had
only five.
enough.
Rufus! she squallers one day. I caint take
this no more!! Every day for 25 years youve been
threatenin to whup Clarences ass. Well, theres the
bridge... go git em.
Rufus thought for a moment, chewed his bottom
lip for another moment. Woman! he declared,
snapping his suspenders into place, Im gonna cross
that thar bridge and Im gonna whup Clarences ass!!!
He walked out the door, down to the river, along
the riverbank, came to the bridge, stepped up onto
the bridge, walked about halfway over the bridge,
looked up... turned tail and ran screaming back to
the house, slammed the door, bolted the windows,
grabbed the shotgun and dove under the bed!!
Rufus! cried the misses. I thought you wuz
gonna whup Clarences butt!!!
I was, woman, I was!! he whispered.
Rufus! cried the misses. What in tarnation is
the matter?
Well, whimpered the terror-stricken Rufus,
I went to the bridge... I stepped up on the bridge...
walked halfway over the bridge looked up...
And? asked Mrs. Rufus, breathless with
A science teacher tells his class, Oxygen is a must suspense.
And, continued Rufus, I sawed a sign that said
for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773.
Harold, not the sharpest pencil in the class, Clearance, 13 feet, 6 inches. He aint never looked
that big from the other side of the river!
responds, Thank God I was born after 1773!