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Quilty!
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Quilty!
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What, what? Who's there?
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Are you Quilty?
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No, I'm Spartacus.
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Have you come to free the slaves
or something?
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Are you Quilty?
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Yeah. I'm Quilty, yeah, sure.
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Say, what you, uh...?
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What you putting your gloves on for?
Your hands cold or something?
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Shall we have a little chat
before we start?
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Before we start?
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Wow.
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Alrighty.

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Alrighty.
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No, no. Listen, listen, listen...
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...let's have a game, a little lovely game
of Roman Ping-Pong...
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...like two civilized senators.
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Roman ping....
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You're supposed to say, "Roman pong."
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Okay, you serve. I don't mind.
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I just don't mind.
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Come on.
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Ah....
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Bet you didn't know I had that.
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Roman Ping-Pong.
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Kind of tricky serve to handle,
eh, captain?
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Kind of tricky.

One of the champs taught me that.

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My motto is "be prepared."
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Say, you Jack Brewster? Are you?
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You know who I am.
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What's that? That's 3, 3-love.
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Gee, I'm really winning.
You want to get a rally going there.
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You know, I'm not accusing you, captain,
but it's sort of absurd...
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...the way people invade this house,
without even knocking.
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Four-1.
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Change service. I'll take the service again,
if you don't mind.
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I sort of like to have it up this end,
you know.
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They use the telephone.
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Jeez.
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What's that? That must be....

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Gee, I'm really winning here.
I'm really winning.
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I hope I don't get overcome with power.
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That's about, uh, 6-1 maybe.
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Let's say 6-1.
No, 6-2, I'll give you another point.
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Six-2, but I'm still winning.
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You really don't remember me, do you?
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Have you ever noticed how the champs,
different champs, use their bats?
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You know, some of them hold them
like this, and everything.
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Do you recall a girl...
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...called Dolores Haze?
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I remember one guy didn't have a hand.
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He had a bat instead of a hand.
He was a real wacky-55
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Lolita!

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Lolita, heh.
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Yeah, yeah, I remember
that name all right.
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Maybe she made some telephone calls,
who cares?
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Gee.
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Hey, you're a sort of bad loser, captain.
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I never found a guy who'd sort of
pull a gun on me when he lost a game.
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Didn't anyone ever tell you...
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...it's not really who wins,
it's how you play, like the champs.
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Listen, I don't think I want
to play anymore. I wanna get a drink.
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Gee, I'm just dying for a drink.
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I'm just dying to have a drinkie.
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You're dying anyway, Quilty.
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Jeez.
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All my friends always
put their smokies out in the drink.
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It's so unsanitary.
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Quilty, I want you to concentrate.
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You're going to die.
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Try to understand
what is happening to you.
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You are either Australian...
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...or a German refugee.
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This is a gentile's house.
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You'd better run along.
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Think of what you did, Quilty,
and think of what is happening to you now.
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Say, that's a....
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That's a darling little gun you got there.
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That's a darling little thing.
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How much a guy like you want
for a darling little gun like that?

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Read this.
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What's this, the deed to the ranch?
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It's your death sentence.
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Read it.
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I can't read, mister.
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I never did none of that there
book learning, you know.
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Read it, Quilty.
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Because you took advantage of a sinner
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Because you took advantage
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Because you took
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Because you took advantage
Of my disadvantage
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Say, that's a dag-blasted
darn good poem you done there.
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When I stood Adam-naked-96
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Oh, Adam-naked!
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You should be ashamed of yourself,
captain.
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Before a federal law
And all its stinging stars
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Tarnation! You old horn toad.
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That's mighty pretty.
That's a pretty poem.
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Because you took advantage
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It's getting a bit repetitious, isn't it?
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Because-- Here's another one.
Because you cheated me
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Because you took her at an age
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-When young lads--That's enough.
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Say, what you took it away for, mister?
That was getting kind of smutty there. Heh.
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Do you have any last words
before you die, Quilty?
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Listen, Mac...
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...you're drunk...
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...and I'm a sick man.
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This pistol-packing farce is becoming
a sort of nuisance.
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Why don't you and I sort of settle this
like two civilized people...
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...getting together and settling something?
Instead of.... All right, put them up.
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Do you want to die standing up
or sitting down?
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I want to die like a champion.
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Gee.
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Right in the boxing glove.
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You ought to be more careful
with that thing.
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Listen, captain, why don't you stop
trifling with life and death?
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I'm a playwright, you know.
I know all about this sort of tragedy...
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...and comedy and fantasy
and everything.

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I've got 52 successful scenarios
to my credit...
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...added to which, my father's a policeman.
You look like a music lover to me.
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Why don't you let....
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Why don't you let me play you
a little thing...
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...I wrote last week.
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Nice sort of opening, that.
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We could dream up some lyrics maybe.
You and I dream them up together...
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...you know, share the profits.
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Do you think that'll make the hit parade?
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"The moon was blue, and so are you,
and I tonight...
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...she's mine-- Yours.
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She's yours tonight...
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...and the moon is--"

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Gee.
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Gee, that hurt me, that....
You really hurt me.
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If you're trying to scare me,
you did a pretty swell job, all right.
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My leg will be black and blue tomorrow.
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You know, this house is roomy and cool.
You see how cool it is.
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I intend moving to England
or Florence forever.
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You can move in.
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I've got some nice friends
who could come and keep you company.
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You could use them
as pieces of furniture.
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There's one guy who looks
just like a bookcase.
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I could fix for you to attend executions.
How would you like that?
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Just you there, nobody else,
just watching. Watch.
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Do you like watching, captain?
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Because not many people know that....
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That the chair is painted yellow.
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You'd be the only guy in the know.
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Imagine! Your friends,
you could tell them....
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Oh, that hurts!
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Having recently arrived in America...
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...where so many Europeans had found
a haven before...
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...I decided to spend
a peaceful summer...
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...in the attractive resort town
of Ramsdale, New Hampshire.
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Some English translations I had made
of French poetry...
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...had enjoyed some success
and I had been appointed...
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...to a lectureship at Beardsley College,
Ohio, in the fall.

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Friends had given me several addresses
in Ramsdale...
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...where lodgings were available
for the summer.
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Mr. Hofsteader said that
you're going to be staying all summer.
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Well, that was only a tentative plan.
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Monsieur, if what you're needing
is peace and quiet...
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...I can assure you,
you couldn't get more peace anywhere.
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-Yes, it is very--Ha-ha-ha.
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It is very peaceful.
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Now, this would be your room.
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It's, uh, what you might call a studio.
Well, you know, a semi-studio affair.
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It's very male, heh...
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...and quiet.
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We're really very fortunate

here in West Ramsdale.

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Culturally, we're a very advanced group...
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...with lots of good Anglo-Dutch
and Anglo-Scotch stock...
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...and we're very progressive
intellectually.
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That is immediately apparent.
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I do hope you'll want to address
our club.
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Uh, there's a nice view
from this window...
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...uh, of the front lawn.
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And a good place
for you to do your writing.
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-Shelves for your books.
-That's very nice, yes.
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I am chairman of
the Great Books Committee.
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As a matter of fact, you know...
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...one of the speakers
that I had, um, last season...

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...was Clare Quilty.
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Clare Quilty?
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The writer, TV?
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-TV plays?
-No, I wouldn't....
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He's a very stimulating type of man.
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He gave us a talk on a Dr. Schweitzer
and Dr. Zhivago.
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-Schweitzer and Zhivago. Very nice.
-Uh-huh.
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Oh, no, no, the bathroom's back here,
right next door.
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Well, we still have that good,
old-fashioned quaint plumbing.
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Should appeal to a European.
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Oh! Excuse the soiled sock.
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I see that you're interested in art.
In that case....
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In that case you really must see...

198
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...uh, the collection of reproductions
I have in my bedroom.
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Voil!
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Oh, yes, that's....
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A Dufy.
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That's very....
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And there's my little van Gogh. Monet.
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Is, uh, Madame Humbert....
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-There's no madame. We are divorced.
-Oh.
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00:15:12,202 --> 00:15:13,620
Happily divorced.
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00:15:14,204 --> 00:15:17,624
-When did all this happen?
-About a year ago in Paris.
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Paris, France, madame. Heh.
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00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:25,298
You know, monsieur, I believe
that it's only in the Romance languages...
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...that one is able to really relate
in a mature fashion.
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Mm-hm.
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In fact, I remember
when the late Mr. Haze and I-213
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Oh, the late Mr. Haze?
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00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:37,185
-Yes, he's passed on.
-Oh.
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But, uh, when we were on
our honeymoon abroad...
216
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...I knew that I'd never felt married
until I heard myself addressed as "seora."
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-You were in Spain?
-No, Mexico.
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Mexico. Hmm.
219
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There were so many places
we had planned to travel...
220
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...but he was occupied
with his work.
221
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-He was in insurance.
-Oh.
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Left me well-provided for.
223
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-He was a lovely human being.

-Oh.
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A man of complete integrity.
225
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I know you would have liked to talk
to the late Mr. Haze, and he to you.
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Yes, I'm sure I would have.
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Those are his ashes.
228
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Oh, uh....
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Uh, how late was...
230
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...the late Mr. Haze?
231
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Oh, seven years.
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It's very difficult for a woman...
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...an attractive woman alone, you know.
Ha, ha.
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Yes, I'm sure it is.
235
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Downstairs. Excuse me.
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-I'm so sorry.
-Ha.
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I've told Lolita 10 times
to keep that in her room.
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-You have a maid living in the house?
-Why, monsieur, Ramsdale is not Paris.
239
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:55,304
No, uh, the colored girl comes
three times a week.
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We think we're lucky to get her,
but she does do shirts very well.
241
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:03,771
Back here we have the kitchen.
That's where we have our informal meals.
242
00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:06,190
-Perhaps--My pastries win prizes around here.
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If you'll give me your number...
244
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...that would give me a chance
to think it over.
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1 -7-7-6.
246
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1776.
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-Declaration of Independence.
-Ha, ha.
248
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Yes, so easy to remember.
249
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:23,499
You must see the garden before you go,

you must.
250
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:28,755
My flowers win prizes around here.
They're the talk of the neighborhood.
251
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:30,840
Voil!
252
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:34,010
My yellow roses, my....
253
00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:36,220
My daughter.
254
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:38,556
Darling, turn that down, please.
255
00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:41,392
I can offer you a comfortable home...
256
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:42,977
...a sunny garden...
257
00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:45,063
...a congenial atmosphere...
258
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:47,231
...my cherry pies.
259
00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:51,819
Well, uh...
260
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,406
...we haven't discussed, uh, how much.
261
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:58,659
Well, something nominal, let's say...
262
00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:01,704
-...uh, 200 a month...
-Yes, that's very-263
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:04,749

...including meals and late snacks...

264
00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:06,000
...et cetera.
265
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:09,337
That's very reasonable.
Well, it's very nice.
266
00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:13,382
Ah. You couldn't find better value
in West Ramsdale.
267
00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:17,053
No. Well, when will it be convenient for you
to have me move in?
268
00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:21,974
Right now. It would be silly for you to go
to a hotel, monsieur.
269
00:18:22,142 --> 00:18:25,478
Both my bags are in the taxi.
You're a very persuasive salesman.
270
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:27,063
Thank you.
271
00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:32,026
What was the decisive factor?
My garden?
272
00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:35,822
I think it was your cherry pies.
273
00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:50,461
No!
274
00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:23,286
Now, this is the one
that goes back and forth?
275
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,539
Yes, that can leap over the other pieces.
276

00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,417

It goes round corners.
277
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:32,295
You're going to take my queen?
278
00:19:32,629 --> 00:19:34,839
That was my intention, certainly.
279
00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:40,219
Uh, beddy-bye, dear.
280
00:19:42,055 --> 00:19:43,181
Good night.
281
00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:46,058
Good night.
282
00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:48,686
Good night, Lo.
283
00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:59,155
Well, that wasn't very clever of you.
284
00:19:59,489 --> 00:20:01,407
Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
285
00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:02,950
Oh!
286
00:20:03,952 --> 00:20:05,494
It had to happen sometime.
287
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:08,956
Thirty-one, 32, 33, 34, 35...
288
00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:12,627
...36, 37, 38, 39, 40...
289
00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:16,297
...41, 42, 43, 44, 45...
290
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:19,550
...46, 47, 48, 49, 50...

291
00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:22,637
...51, 52, 53-292
00:20:23,263 --> 00:20:25,306
See how relaxed you're getting?
293
00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:53,501
There's Mother. Let's go say hello.
294
00:20:56,129 --> 00:20:57,171
Hi, Mom.
295
00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:58,798
Hello, darling.
296
00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:00,299
Hello, Kenny.
297
00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:02,260
-Good evening, Mrs. Haze.
-Ha, ha.
298
00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:04,845
Oh, uh, Kenny, this is Mr. Humbert.
299
00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:07,306
-Kenny Overton.
-How do you do?
300
00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:09,267
-Are you having a good time?
-Mm-hm.
301
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:12,103
-Heh, heh. Well, we'll see you then.
-Mm-hm.
302
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,354
Bye-bye.
303
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:20,027
Aren't they adorable together?
304

00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:26,158

-I think tonight's the night.
-Huh?
305
00:21:26,326 --> 00:21:28,494
Well, Lolita told me that she's positive...
306
00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:31,497
...Kenny's gonna ask her
to go steady tonight.
307
00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:40,339
Hello, Charlotte.
308
00:21:40,507 --> 00:21:42,550
Jean, John, hello.
309
00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:44,176
-Hi, Humbert.
-Hi, Hum.
310
00:21:44,344 --> 00:21:48,139
Sorry we're late.
I got held up after court.
311
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,641
The prosecution brought in
some new witnesses.
312
00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:53,811
I had to sit down with my client,
prepare for tomorrow. Ha, ha.
313
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:58,441
John, can't you stop being a lawyer
for just one night in the week?
314
00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:02,987
Mind if I dance with your girl?
We could sort of swap partners.
315
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:04,196
You're most welcome.
316
00:22:04,364 --> 00:22:08,075
Well, this is what you get

because you won't dance.

317
00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:12,330
Hi, Humbert.
318
00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:15,791
-I'm sorry that I don't dance.
-That's all right.
319
00:22:15,959 --> 00:22:18,878
I don't like dancing either very much.
Did you know that?
320
00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:22,882
It's a funny thing, Humbert, but John and I,
we first met at a dance...
321
00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:27,970
...and I was sort of sitting it out,
you know, and so he just sat it out too.
322
00:22:28,138 --> 00:22:29,472
That's very romantic.
323
00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:32,099
-Hi, Dad.
-Mona, baby.
324
00:22:32,267 --> 00:22:33,267
Darling!
325
00:22:33,435 --> 00:22:35,186
-How are you doing? Mike.
-Fine.
326
00:22:35,812 --> 00:22:37,021
Humbert...
327
00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:41,400
...uh, don't tell Charlotte
that I told you this, will you...
328
00:22:41,568 --> 00:22:45,988
...but did you know that you've had
the most remarkable effect on her?

329
00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:47,281
-Did you know that?
-I have?
330
00:22:47,449 --> 00:22:48,824
Mm-hm.
331
00:22:48,992 --> 00:22:51,619
I know it's none of my business...
332
00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:56,248
...but she's begun to radiate
a certain glow.
333
00:22:56,541 --> 00:22:59,335
I hardly think that has anything
to do with me.
334
00:22:59,503 --> 00:23:05,508
Humbert, when you get to know me better,
you'll find I'm extremely broad-minded.
335
00:23:07,594 --> 00:23:12,598
In fact, John and I,
we're both broad-minded.
336
00:23:14,976 --> 00:23:16,268
Oh.
337
00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:24,276
Hey, you two, cut that out.
338
00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:27,321
I'm so thirsty.
Let's all have a little punch now.
339
00:23:27,489 --> 00:23:28,656
That's a good idea.
340
00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:32,493
-There aren't any clean cups anymore.
-I'll get some from another table.
341
00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:34,328
Thank you, Humbert.

342
00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:39,667
Jean, your Mona looks simply enchanting
in that cloud of pink.
343
00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:42,670
Oh. She's certainly becoming
a mature young lady, isn't she?
344
00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:44,505
Yes. Where does the time go?
345
00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:47,341
Do you know this summer
she'll be a junior camp counselor?
346
00:23:47,509 --> 00:23:49,343
No, that's simply wonderful.
347
00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:51,762
Are you sending her
to that Camp Climax again?
348
00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:52,972
Of course.
349
00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:55,433
We've done it every summer,
since she was 10.
350
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:58,769
It gives Jean and me a chance
to catch up on our homework.
351
00:24:38,852 --> 00:24:41,812
Excuse me, kids. Ha, ha.
352
00:24:42,355 --> 00:24:44,273
My feet are killing me.
353
00:24:46,693 --> 00:24:48,819
-Who is that?
-Who?
354
00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:50,362

There.
355
00:24:57,787 --> 00:25:01,248
It's Clare Quilty.
You know, the TV writer?
356
00:25:06,379 --> 00:25:08,589
I adored his play
The Lady Who Loved Lightning.
357
00:25:08,757 --> 00:25:10,216
It was marvelous.
358
00:25:12,594 --> 00:25:16,222
Excuse me, uh, kids,
I'm gonna go over and say hello.
359
00:25:30,028 --> 00:25:31,195
Hello!
360
00:25:32,322 --> 00:25:34,490
Hello, hello again!
361
00:25:48,088 --> 00:25:49,421
Wow.
362
00:25:49,631 --> 00:25:53,175
Oh, ha, ha.
It's certainly been a long time.
363
00:25:53,343 --> 00:25:54,802
It certainly has, yes.
364
00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:57,930
Do you know I've been the local authority
on you ever since?
365
00:25:58,098 --> 00:26:00,599
Is that so?
That's very sweet of you, thank you.
366
00:26:00,767 --> 00:26:03,769
I'll never forget that
intellectually stimulating talk...
367

00:26:03,937 --> 00:26:05,479

...that you gave to our club.
368
00:26:05,647 --> 00:26:10,276
A magnificent club, really magnificent.
Tell me one thing, are you a columnist?
369
00:26:10,443 --> 00:26:12,695
No, don't you remember?
370
00:26:12,862 --> 00:26:16,156
-That afternoon changed my whole life.
-Oh.
371
00:26:16,324 --> 00:26:17,825
Well, how about that. Ha-ha-ha.
372
00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:19,410
You remember? You....
373
00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:20,619
What, what?
374
00:26:28,795 --> 00:26:30,963
Did I do that? Did I?
375
00:26:31,131 --> 00:26:35,801
Ha, ha. And afterwards, you know,
I showed you my garden...
376
00:26:35,969 --> 00:26:38,095
...and I drove you to the airport.
377
00:26:38,263 --> 00:26:39,263
Yes.
378
00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:41,015
Really great fun.
379
00:26:41,266 --> 00:26:44,518
Listen.
Listen, didn't you have a daughter?
380
00:26:44,686 --> 00:26:46,770
Didn't you have a daughter

with a lovely name?

381
00:26:46,938 --> 00:26:50,858
Yeah, what was it now?
A lovely, lyrical, lilting name like....
382
00:26:51,109 --> 00:26:52,443
Lolita.
383
00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:55,988
Lolita, that's right.
Lolita, diminutive of Dolores...
384
00:26:56,156 --> 00:26:57,197
...the tears and the roses.
385
00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:02,411
Uh, Wednesday she's going to have
a cavity filled by your Uncle Ivor.
386
00:27:03,079 --> 00:27:04,121
Yes.
387
00:27:05,707 --> 00:27:06,832
Yes.
388
00:27:16,676 --> 00:27:19,845
There you are. Where have you been?
I've been looking for you.
389
00:27:20,013 --> 00:27:22,556
I strolled around for a while
and then I came up here.
390
00:27:22,724 --> 00:27:25,726
Aw, you poor man,
I'll bet you're bored to tears.
391
00:27:25,894 --> 00:27:28,228
On the contrary,
I find it most interesting.
392
00:27:28,396 --> 00:27:30,022
Charlotte. Hello.
393

00:27:30,273 --> 00:27:33,108

Humbert, you found a place to sit down.
394
00:27:33,526 --> 00:27:35,194
Oh, gosh.
395
00:27:35,612 --> 00:27:39,406
Oh, uh. Charlotte, Mona's having
a little get-together...
396
00:27:39,574 --> 00:27:42,409
...later on at our house,
and she and Freddy Beale...
397
00:27:42,577 --> 00:27:46,330
...and a couple others are having
a jam session, or whatever it's called.
398
00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:49,375
Anyhow, she wants to know
if Lolita and Kenny can come.
399
00:27:49,542 --> 00:27:52,920
I don't see why not, as long
as you have her home by midnight.
400
00:27:53,088 --> 00:27:56,256
But, Charlotte,
tonight's a special occasion.
401
00:27:56,424 --> 00:27:58,634
Why don't you have Lolita stay over
with Mona?
402
00:27:58,802 --> 00:28:01,095
John can bring her back in the morning,
can't you?
403
00:28:01,262 --> 00:28:03,722
-Yeah, sure.
-That would be too much trouble.
404
00:28:03,890 --> 00:28:07,142
-Of course not.
-No, it's the easiest thing in the world.
405

00:28:07,477 --> 00:28:11,105

-Mm, well, uh....
-It's settled. It's settled.
406
00:28:12,065 --> 00:28:14,733
Well, I guess we'd better say good night
to you two kids.
407
00:28:14,901 --> 00:28:17,569
John and I have to get home
and kind of supervise things.
408
00:28:17,737 --> 00:28:20,197
You know, what she means is
keep the lights on.
409
00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:25,035
-I think we ought to come over and help.
-No, we wouldn't think of it, Humbert. No.
410
00:28:25,203 --> 00:28:29,456
-It's no trouble at all, is it, Charlotte?
-Well, Jean, perhaps we should....
411
00:28:29,624 --> 00:28:31,875
-We're not doing anything else.
-No, no, no.
412
00:28:32,043 --> 00:28:34,753
No, they don't like
too many grownups around.
413
00:28:34,921 --> 00:28:36,088
That's right.
414
00:28:36,464 --> 00:28:38,382
-Good night, Charlotte.
-Good night, Jean.
415
00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:40,467
Good night. See you.
416
00:28:40,635 --> 00:28:42,302
Good night, Humbert.
417
00:28:43,263 --> 00:28:46,515

Now, you don't want that.

It'll spoil your appetite.
418
00:28:46,933 --> 00:28:50,728
We can go home now
and have a cozy little dinner for two, huh?
419
00:28:59,028 --> 00:29:01,947
-I hope I didn't keep you waiting too long.
-No, not at all.
420
00:29:02,115 --> 00:29:04,658
I thought I'd change into
something cozier.
421
00:29:04,826 --> 00:29:05,826
Charming.
422
00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:09,288
-You don't think it's a little too risqu?
-No, not at all.
423
00:29:09,456 --> 00:29:12,958
Charlotte, this may not be
the right time or place-424
00:29:13,251 --> 00:29:18,005
Not another word until we've finished
our pink champagne.
425
00:29:18,173 --> 00:29:20,382
Well, um....
426
00:29:20,550 --> 00:29:23,886
In a sense, this is none of my business,
but I've come to feel almost...
427
00:29:24,053 --> 00:29:26,930
...like a member of the family
as far as Lolita is concerned.
428
00:29:27,098 --> 00:29:29,308
Yes, I know, and I appreciate it.
429
00:29:29,476 --> 00:29:33,103
Uh, I've come to feel as if

you're a member of the family too.

430
00:29:33,271 --> 00:29:35,898
I wonder if you aren't being
too liberal with her?
431
00:29:36,065 --> 00:29:37,274
Liberal?
432
00:29:37,442 --> 00:29:39,860
Oh, you dear man. Ha-ha-ha.
433
00:29:40,028 --> 00:29:42,029
Oh, you dear, sweet, naive man.
434
00:29:42,197 --> 00:29:45,616
No, I don't think you realize
that she's beginning to grow up.
435
00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:48,160
Of course she's beginning to grow up...
436
00:29:48,328 --> 00:29:50,454
...and it's only natural and healthy...
437
00:29:51,873 --> 00:29:55,459
...that, uh, she should, uh, take an interest
in those fascinating creatures...
438
00:29:55,627 --> 00:29:59,213
...known as the opposite sex.
439
00:29:59,547 --> 00:30:02,883
Cheerio. But should she be allowed
to stay out all night?
440
00:30:03,468 --> 00:30:05,302
She's not staying out.
441
00:30:05,845 --> 00:30:07,846
She's at Jean and John's.
442
00:30:08,056 --> 00:30:10,891
Yes, but there's something about them
that makes me wonder...

443
00:30:11,059 --> 00:30:14,436
...whether they would provide
the right kind of supervision.
444
00:30:14,896 --> 00:30:16,396
Oh, ha-ha-ha.
445
00:30:16,564 --> 00:30:19,983
Hum, you're so charmingly Old World...
446
00:30:20,151 --> 00:30:23,320
...but then, that's what I adore about you.
447
00:30:24,739 --> 00:30:26,240
I have a proposal.
448
00:30:26,407 --> 00:30:30,536
What say you I teach you
some of the new steps?
449
00:30:30,703 --> 00:30:33,413
Oh, Charlotte,
I don't even know the old ones.
450
00:30:33,581 --> 00:30:37,417
And you do this so very well
I'd much rather sit down and watch you.
451
00:30:38,086 --> 00:30:39,670
You're very good.
452
00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:42,381
Come on, Humbert.
453
00:30:43,508 --> 00:30:46,552
Humbert Humbert,
what a thrillingly different name.
454
00:30:47,136 --> 00:30:52,015
Do you pronounce the surname differently?
You know, in a slightly lower tone.
455
00:30:52,183 --> 00:30:54,977
Let's see. Uh, Humbert.

456
00:30:55,144 --> 00:30:57,271
What was that, the first or the second?
457
00:30:58,022 --> 00:31:01,984
Seriously, I'm an awkward tripper
and I have no sense of rhythm.
458
00:31:03,027 --> 00:31:05,320
I refuse to believe that about you.
459
00:31:07,615 --> 00:31:09,199
Rhythm is so basic...
460
00:31:09,450 --> 00:31:14,079
...and it just pours out of you,
you simply vibrate rhythm.
461
00:31:15,248 --> 00:31:17,040
Well, I'll just....
462
00:31:17,876 --> 00:31:21,628
-I'll clap my hands and you go on dancing.
-Now, come on, Humbert.
463
00:31:21,796 --> 00:31:23,881
And that was not your surname.
464
00:31:24,048 --> 00:31:25,966
Now, put your hands here.
465
00:31:27,051 --> 00:31:28,302
Tighter.
466
00:31:31,389 --> 00:31:33,557
All right, ready, go.
467
00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:35,809
One, two, cha-cha-cha.
468
00:31:35,977 --> 00:31:37,853
One, two, cha-cha-cha.
469
00:31:39,105 --> 00:31:40,397

Very good.
470
00:31:41,399 --> 00:31:43,525
A little more joie de vivre.
471
00:31:44,611 --> 00:31:45,903
One, two....
472
00:31:46,070 --> 00:31:49,656
You know, when you smile like that
you remind me of someone.
473
00:31:49,949 --> 00:31:52,075
Oh, uh....
474
00:31:52,243 --> 00:31:54,953
A college boy I had a date with.
475
00:31:55,121 --> 00:31:58,832
I went dancing with him,
a young blue-blooded Bostonian.
476
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,501
My very first glamour date.
477
00:32:01,711 --> 00:32:03,003
Oh, ha, ha.
478
00:32:03,171 --> 00:32:04,713
And, you know...
479
00:32:04,881 --> 00:32:07,591
...in certain lights
you remind me of Harold.
480
00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:10,093
You mean, the late Mr....
481
00:32:10,261 --> 00:32:11,303
Yes.
482
00:32:11,471 --> 00:32:14,598
You're really very different, of course.
483

00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:16,558

Yes, I imagine I am.
484
00:32:17,352 --> 00:32:20,395
But, you know, I adored Harold.
485
00:32:20,563 --> 00:32:24,316
I really did. I swore at the time
I would never marry again.
486
00:32:24,525 --> 00:32:26,652
I don't think I will, but....
487
00:32:26,819 --> 00:32:29,196
It wouldn't be fair to his memory,
do you think?
488
00:32:29,364 --> 00:32:32,616
No, one doesn't often find
such loyalty these days.
489
00:32:33,117 --> 00:32:35,243
But sometimes, Hum, I wonder...
490
00:32:36,704 --> 00:32:38,497
...shouldn't life be for the living?
491
00:32:38,665 --> 00:32:40,082
What think you?
492
00:32:40,249 --> 00:32:43,460
You see,
I'm a strongly emotional woman.
493
00:32:43,628 --> 00:32:45,754
Very strongly emotional.
494
00:32:47,048 --> 00:32:49,591
-Don't be afraid of hurting me.
-No, I'm not, really.
495
00:32:49,759 --> 00:32:51,468
Take me in your arms.
496
00:32:51,636 --> 00:32:55,389

I can't live in the past.

Not anymore, Hum, not anymore.
497
00:32:56,808 --> 00:32:58,058
Hi.
498
00:32:59,394 --> 00:33:01,103
Lolita!
499
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:03,772
Uh, darling.
500
00:33:05,900 --> 00:33:07,234
Cha-cha-cha.
501
00:33:08,194 --> 00:33:09,736
Uh, darling.
502
00:33:10,321 --> 00:33:12,197
Did you come back for something?
503
00:33:12,365 --> 00:33:15,909
No, Mona's party turned out
to be sort of a drag.
504
00:33:16,077 --> 00:33:18,495
I thought I'd come back
and see what you were doing.
505
00:33:18,663 --> 00:33:22,499
We had a wonderful evening.
Your mother created a magnificent spread.
506
00:33:22,667 --> 00:33:24,209
Did you have something to eat?
507
00:33:24,377 --> 00:33:27,713
They served some kind of salty fish eggs,
but I didn't like them.
508
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:30,716
I'll make you a sandwich.
There's lots of food left over.
509
00:33:30,883 --> 00:33:32,676

That's great. I'm starving.

510
00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:36,388
I don't think she should be stuffing herself
when she should go to sleep.
511
00:33:36,556 --> 00:33:37,681
But, Mom...
512
00:33:38,641 --> 00:33:41,685
...I'm hungry and I've got to have
something to eat.
513
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:43,687
All right.
514
00:33:44,689 --> 00:33:47,899
Uh, but you take it upstairs
and after you've eaten it...
515
00:33:48,067 --> 00:33:50,235
...you go right to sleep.
516
00:33:52,321 --> 00:33:54,906
Did you have a good time
dancing with Clare Quilty?
517
00:33:55,074 --> 00:33:56,533
Well, of course...
518
00:33:56,701 --> 00:33:59,036
...he's a very erudite gentleman.
519
00:33:59,203 --> 00:34:02,414
Yeah, I know.
All the girls are crazy about him too.
520
00:34:02,582 --> 00:34:04,791
That's neither here nor there.
521
00:34:05,835 --> 00:34:06,835
Since when?
522
00:34:07,003 --> 00:34:09,796
Here we are. Excuse me.

523
00:34:10,006 --> 00:34:12,424
Loaded with mayonnaise,
just the way you like it.
524
00:34:12,592 --> 00:34:13,800
Thank you.
525
00:34:14,427 --> 00:34:17,554
Uh, darling, take it upstairs.
526
00:34:17,805 --> 00:34:20,057
I don't want to go to bed. It's too early.
527
00:34:20,224 --> 00:34:24,227
Ha. Uh, we all think that Lo
should go to bed.
528
00:34:24,395 --> 00:34:27,064
I don't have to. This is a free country.
529
00:34:28,066 --> 00:34:31,026
Which means there will be
no allowance this week.
530
00:34:31,194 --> 00:34:33,070
Which means I think you stink this week.
531
00:34:33,237 --> 00:34:34,988
To bed this instant!
532
00:34:35,156 --> 00:34:36,323
Go to bed.
533
00:34:36,491 --> 00:34:37,824
I heard that.
534
00:34:41,579 --> 00:34:42,788
Good night, Lo.
535
00:34:47,418 --> 00:34:49,086
That miserable little brat.
536
00:34:49,253 --> 00:34:52,464

She is becoming impossible,

simply impossible.
537
00:34:52,632 --> 00:34:56,176
The idea.... The idea of her
sneaking back here and spying on us.
538
00:34:56,344 --> 00:34:57,969
I don't think she was spying on us.
539
00:34:58,137 --> 00:34:59,638
Really? What would you call it?
540
00:34:59,806 --> 00:35:01,306
I'm sure she intended no harm.
541
00:35:01,474 --> 00:35:05,560
Like hell she didn't!
She's always been a spiteful little pest.
542
00:35:05,728 --> 00:35:08,647
Since the age of 1. Do you know
she kept throwing her toys...
543
00:35:08,815 --> 00:35:12,609
...out of her crib so that I would have
to keep stooping over to pick them up.
544
00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:15,278
She has always had some kind
of gripe against me.
545
00:35:15,446 --> 00:35:18,031
Now she sees herself
as some kind of a starlet.
546
00:35:18,199 --> 00:35:22,744
Well, I see her as a sturdy,
healthy but decidedly homely child.
547
00:35:23,287 --> 00:35:26,248
I mean, is it my fault if I feel young?
548
00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:29,793
Why should my child resent it?
You don't resent it, do you?

549
00:35:29,961 --> 00:35:33,964
Do you think I'm just a foolish,
romantic American girl?
550
00:35:34,340 --> 00:35:36,049
No. No, no, no.
551
00:35:41,973 --> 00:35:43,390
Let's, uh, heh....
552
00:35:44,183 --> 00:35:48,728
Why don't I throw on a wrap and we can
go out for a little ride in the car?
553
00:35:48,896 --> 00:35:51,106
Well, it's a little late, Charlotte.
554
00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:55,402
Well, let's at least, uh, finish
our champagne, shall we?
555
00:35:55,570 --> 00:35:59,114
I've had a very exhausting evening.
I think I'd best go to bed.
556
00:35:59,282 --> 00:36:01,283
But it's not even 1.
557
00:36:01,450 --> 00:36:06,621
My neuralgia's about to strike
with heartburn, an old ally, and so....
558
00:36:07,331 --> 00:36:10,458
Good night, and thank you
for a charming evening.
559
00:36:12,044 --> 00:36:13,837
You're very welcome.
560
00:36:47,455 --> 00:36:52,167
What drives me insane is
the twofold nature of this nymphet.
561
00:36:52,335 --> 00:36:53,627

Of every nymphet, perhaps.

562
00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:58,798
This mixture in my Lolita of tender,
dreamy childishness...
563
00:36:59,383 --> 00:37:01,801
...and a kind of eerie vulgarity.
564
00:37:02,553 --> 00:37:07,724
I know it is madness to keep this journal,
but it gives me a strange thrill to do so...
565
00:37:07,892 --> 00:37:11,478
...and only a loving wife could decipher
my microscopic script.
566
00:37:20,905 --> 00:37:24,074
Miss, in this house, we do not eat
with the table on the el-567
00:37:24,242 --> 00:37:25,992
Elbows on the tables.
568
00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:30,038
Must you pamper your pimples?
569
00:37:31,290 --> 00:37:34,459
Do you mind if I eat?
I've got to meet Mona.
570
00:37:34,752 --> 00:37:38,171
Oh. This morning you have to meet Mona.
Last night-571
00:37:38,756 --> 00:37:41,091
First you wash every dish,
then you go upstairs...
572
00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:43,301
...and make your bed
and clean up your room.
573
00:37:43,469 --> 00:37:47,430
I am not picking up after you today, miss,
or any day!

574
00:37:56,148 --> 00:37:57,607
Hello. Excuse me.
575
00:37:57,858 --> 00:38:00,986
-Is it Kenny?
-No. Just a minute.
576
00:38:01,862 --> 00:38:03,989
Uh, Jean, uh, just a second.
577
00:38:04,407 --> 00:38:08,827
Take this tray up to Professor Humbert
and do not disturb him.
578
00:38:09,537 --> 00:38:12,163
-Yes, ma'am!
-Yes, ma'am.
579
00:38:12,915 --> 00:38:13,999
Jean?
580
00:38:14,500 --> 00:38:16,459
I'm very glad you called.
581
00:38:17,003 --> 00:38:18,128
Yes.
582
00:38:18,671 --> 00:38:20,130
Oh!
583
00:38:20,339 --> 00:38:21,548
Mona?
584
00:38:22,591 --> 00:38:23,717
What time?
585
00:38:24,927 --> 00:38:27,387
Well, I'm very glad you called me, Jean.
586
00:38:27,555 --> 00:38:31,224
Well, there's something very important
we both have to talk about.
587

00:38:31,392 --> 00:38:33,810

That's a good idea. Well, I'd rather not....
588
00:38:34,270 --> 00:38:36,479
-Who is it?
-Lolita.
589
00:38:38,065 --> 00:38:39,190
Come in.
590
00:38:42,778 --> 00:38:44,070
Here's your breakfast.
591
00:38:44,238 --> 00:38:45,864
Thank you very much. Good morning.
592
00:38:46,032 --> 00:38:47,574
Good morning.
593
00:38:50,995 --> 00:38:53,663
Don't tell Mom, but I ate all your bacon.
594
00:38:54,749 --> 00:38:57,083
You have a very long face today.
595
00:38:57,501 --> 00:38:58,668
Oh, yeah?
596
00:39:03,799 --> 00:39:05,675
What were you writing?
597
00:39:07,094 --> 00:39:09,804
I was writing a poem.
598
00:39:10,097 --> 00:39:11,639
Mm-hm?
599
00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:13,183
What's it about?
600
00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:14,976
It's about people.
601
00:39:15,144 --> 00:39:16,436

Hmm.
602
00:39:16,896 --> 00:39:18,605
That's a novel subject.
603
00:39:19,523 --> 00:39:23,360
You know, it's funny, it sort of looked
like a diary when I came in.
604
00:39:23,611 --> 00:39:28,615
I always write my poems in a diary.
It's one of my little idiosyncrasies.
605
00:39:28,783 --> 00:39:29,949
Mm.
606
00:39:32,036 --> 00:39:35,997
Afraid somebody's gonna steal your ideas
and sell them to Hollywood?
607
00:39:36,165 --> 00:39:39,459
Perhaps. Would you like me
to read you some poetry?
608
00:39:40,127 --> 00:39:41,544
Sure, why not?
609
00:39:43,297 --> 00:39:45,048
This is my favorite poet.
610
00:39:47,093 --> 00:39:48,885
-It was--Who's the poet?
611
00:39:49,345 --> 00:39:50,929
The divine Edgar.
612
00:39:51,222 --> 00:39:53,056
Who's the divine Edgar? Edgar who?
613
00:39:53,224 --> 00:39:55,266
-Edgar Allan Poe, of course.
-Mm.
614
00:39:55,684 --> 00:39:57,894

It was night in the lonesome October

615
00:39:58,062 --> 00:40:00,647
Of my most immemorial year
616
00:40:00,815 --> 00:40:03,316
Notice how he emphasizes this word.
617
00:40:03,901 --> 00:40:06,444
It was hard by the dim lake of Auber
618
00:40:06,612 --> 00:40:09,239
In the misty mid region of Weir
619
00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:13,118
You see, he takes a word like "dim"
in one line and twists it, you see?
620
00:40:13,285 --> 00:40:16,079
And it comes back as
"mid region of Weir."
621
00:40:17,123 --> 00:40:19,707
"Mid region," and twists it to "dim."
622
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,377
That's pretty good, pretty clever.
623
00:40:23,170 --> 00:40:25,797
Thus I pacified Psyche and kissed her
624
00:40:26,006 --> 00:40:28,967
And conquered her scruples and gloom
625
00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:31,803
And we passed to the end of the vista
626
00:40:31,971 --> 00:40:34,431
But were stopped by the door of a tomb
627
00:40:34,598 --> 00:40:37,267
And I said,
"What is written, sweet sister?"
628

00:40:37,435 --> 00:40:41,563

She replied, "Ulalume, Ulalume"
629
00:40:42,606 --> 00:40:45,650
Well, I think it's a little corny,
to tell you the truth.
630
00:40:45,818 --> 00:40:47,652
What do you object to?
631
00:40:48,487 --> 00:40:51,948
Well, the "vista-sister,"
that's like "Lolita-sweeter."
632
00:40:52,491 --> 00:40:54,868
That's very true.
That's a very acute observation.
633
00:40:55,035 --> 00:40:58,288
If you were in my class
I would give you an A-plus.
634
00:40:59,540 --> 00:41:04,627
Tell me, was Mona Farlow annoyed
when you left her party last night?
635
00:41:04,795 --> 00:41:07,464
Mona? Annoyed? Heh, heh.
636
00:41:07,631 --> 00:41:10,884
Well, I thought she might be
looking forward to....
637
00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:14,220
-Don't worry about Mona.
-Oh?
638
00:41:14,972 --> 00:41:17,974
-Let me tell you something about Mona.
-Do, please.
639
00:41:19,727 --> 00:41:22,812
No, I'd better not tell you. You'll blab.
640
00:41:22,980 --> 00:41:26,232
I will never give away

any of your secrets.

641
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:28,151
-You wouldn't?
-I promise.
642
00:41:29,069 --> 00:41:30,361
Oh.
643
00:41:31,697 --> 00:41:33,907
Well, for that you get a little reward.
644
00:41:34,074 --> 00:41:35,825
Thank you very much.
645
00:41:36,285 --> 00:41:38,119
-Here!
-Oh, no, please. No.
646
00:41:38,913 --> 00:41:41,289
Lolita. No.
647
00:41:41,457 --> 00:41:42,999
Put your head back.
648
00:41:43,292 --> 00:41:44,792
Put your head back.
649
00:41:46,295 --> 00:41:47,837
Open your mouth.
650
00:41:48,297 --> 00:41:50,298
You can have one little bite.
651
00:41:52,927 --> 00:41:54,427
Lolita?
652
00:41:57,515 --> 00:41:59,098
Lolita!
653
00:41:59,266 --> 00:42:00,475
What?
654
00:42:01,519 --> 00:42:03,019

Come down here.

655
00:42:07,316 --> 00:42:08,858
What do you want?
656
00:42:09,485 --> 00:42:10,610
Firstly...
657
00:42:11,612 --> 00:42:14,072
...when I call you I want you
to come right down...
658
00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:17,116
...and not make me holler for you
from room to room.
659
00:42:17,284 --> 00:42:18,284
Yes, ma'am.
660
00:42:18,452 --> 00:42:21,955
Secondly, I want you to go
right into your room and put on a dress.
661
00:42:22,122 --> 00:42:24,582
I'm going to the Farlows
and I want you to come.
662
00:42:24,750 --> 00:42:26,751
But I'm supposed to meet Mona
at the lake.
663
00:42:26,919 --> 00:42:30,547
And lastly, I forbid you
to disturb Professor Humbert again.
664
00:42:30,714 --> 00:42:33,633
He is a writer and he is not
to be disturbed.
665
00:42:33,801 --> 00:42:35,218
Sieg Heil.
666
00:42:40,224 --> 00:42:42,976
You know,
I have a glorious surprise for us.

667
00:42:43,936 --> 00:42:47,146
-Uh, one of your dramatic sweets?
-Mm-mm.
668
00:42:47,314 --> 00:42:48,648
Guess again.
669
00:42:52,194 --> 00:42:54,237
The Farlows have been arrested.
670
00:42:54,697 --> 00:42:56,990
Really, Hum. Thank you, Louise.
671
00:42:57,616 --> 00:42:59,576
I'm no good at guessing.
672
00:43:01,036 --> 00:43:03,871
Mona Farlow is leaving
for summer camp tomorrow.
673
00:43:04,748 --> 00:43:06,749
Lolita is going with her.
674
00:43:07,626 --> 00:43:09,752
You were absolutely right
when you warned me...
675
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:12,714
...that I was getting too liberal
with her about boys.
676
00:43:12,881 --> 00:43:15,717
What's more, Mona disappeared
from that party last night...
677
00:43:15,884 --> 00:43:18,511
...and she did not come home
till 4 a.m.
678
00:43:18,721 --> 00:43:21,889
So Jean and I decided
that isolation from boys...
679
00:43:22,099 --> 00:43:26,019
...would be the best thing

for both of the girls this crucial summer.

680
00:43:26,353 --> 00:43:27,604
Yes.
681
00:43:29,857 --> 00:43:32,400
Do you think that the camp
is the answer?
682
00:43:32,735 --> 00:43:35,111
Frankly, Hum, I do. And it's all arranged.
683
00:43:35,571 --> 00:43:38,656
The Farlows and I phoned
the camp long-distance...
684
00:43:38,824 --> 00:43:41,534
...heh, and I did all the shopping this....
685
00:43:41,702 --> 00:43:44,078
Is something the matter with your face?
686
00:43:44,246 --> 00:43:46,539
-Toothache.
-You poor man.
687
00:43:46,999 --> 00:43:50,877
If it still pains you tomorrow,
I'll call and arrange an appointment.
688
00:43:51,712 --> 00:43:53,171
How far away is this camp?
689
00:43:53,339 --> 00:43:57,800
Mm, two hundred miles.
It was a stroke of genius on Mama's part.
690
00:43:58,636 --> 00:44:01,054
Ah. Ain't I clever?
691
00:44:02,973 --> 00:44:07,060
Shall we, um, take our coffee
out to the piazza...
692
00:44:07,561 --> 00:44:10,688

...or do you want to go upstairs

and nurse that tooth?
693
00:44:15,736 --> 00:44:17,236
Nurse the tooth.
694
00:44:53,524 --> 00:44:55,191
I'll be right back.
695
00:45:06,036 --> 00:45:08,204
Well, I guess I won't be
seeing you again, huh?
696
00:45:09,957 --> 00:45:12,166
I shall be moving on.
697
00:45:12,334 --> 00:45:15,670
I must prepare for my work
at Beardsley College in the fall.
698
00:45:16,296 --> 00:45:18,506
Then I guess this is goodbye.
699
00:45:20,926 --> 00:45:22,218
Yes.
700
00:45:23,429 --> 00:45:24,971
Don't forget me.
701
00:46:29,661 --> 00:46:31,662
Are you upstairs, Mr. Humbert?
702
00:46:33,957 --> 00:46:35,208
Mr. Humbert!
703
00:46:43,801 --> 00:46:46,302
Mrs. Haze asked me to give you this.
704
00:46:46,512 --> 00:46:48,346
Thank you very much. Ahem.
705
00:47:02,444 --> 00:47:04,153
"This is a confession.
706

00:47:05,489 --> 00:47:06,906

I love you.
707
00:47:07,950 --> 00:47:11,661
Last Sunday in church, my dear one,
when I asked the Lord...
708
00:47:11,829 --> 00:47:16,541
...what to do about it,
I was told to act as I am acting now.
709
00:47:17,334 --> 00:47:19,669
You see, there is no alternative.
710
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:22,547
I have loved you from the minute
I saw you.
711
00:47:23,173 --> 00:47:27,301
I am a passionate and lonely woman...
712
00:47:27,845 --> 00:47:30,137
...and you are the love of my life.
713
00:47:30,556 --> 00:47:32,056
Now you know.
714
00:47:32,850 --> 00:47:35,977
So you will please, at once,
pack and leave.
715
00:47:36,353 --> 00:47:40,106
This is a landlady's order.
I am dismissing a lodger.
716
00:47:40,524 --> 00:47:44,277
I am kicking you out.
Go, scram, dpartez!
717
00:47:44,987 --> 00:47:48,739
I shall be back by dinnertime.
I do not wish to find you in the house.
718
00:47:48,907 --> 00:47:51,659
You see, chrie...

719
00:47:52,202 --> 00:47:55,121
...if you decided to stay,
if I found you at home...
720
00:47:55,289 --> 00:47:57,373
...which I know I won't...
721
00:47:57,708 --> 00:48:01,294
...and that's why I'm able
to go on like this...
722
00:48:02,045 --> 00:48:06,007
...the fact of your remaining
that you....
723
00:48:10,012 --> 00:48:12,889
That you want me as much as I do you...
724
00:48:13,724 --> 00:48:15,808
...as a lifelong mate...
725
00:48:17,477 --> 00:48:22,648
...and you are ready to link up your life
with mine forever and ever...
726
00:48:22,816 --> 00:48:25,568
...and be a father to my little girl.
727
00:48:25,736 --> 00:48:27,361
Goodbye, dear one.
728
00:48:28,447 --> 00:48:30,114
Pray for me...
729
00:48:31,575 --> 00:48:33,200
...if you ever pray."
730
00:49:04,232 --> 00:49:05,566
Hum?
731
00:49:10,072 --> 00:49:11,364
Hum?
732
00:49:14,743 --> 00:49:16,202

Hum, baby.
733
00:49:18,497 --> 00:49:21,290
The wedding was a quiet affair...
734
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:25,503
...and when called upon to enjoy
my promotion from lodger to lover...
735
00:49:25,671 --> 00:49:28,798
...did I experience only bitterness
and distaste?
736
00:49:29,466 --> 00:49:34,553
No. Mr. Humbert confesses
to a certain titillation of his vanity...
737
00:49:35,055 --> 00:49:39,058
...to some faint tenderness,
even to a pattern of remorse...
738
00:49:39,351 --> 00:49:42,979
...daintily running along the steel
of his conspiratorial dagger.
739
00:49:43,146 --> 00:49:44,897
Dear, the door's locked.
740
00:49:45,065 --> 00:49:46,148
Mm-hm.
741
00:49:49,903 --> 00:49:53,114
Sweetheart, I don't want
any secrets between us.
742
00:49:53,448 --> 00:49:55,408
It makes me feel insecure.
743
00:49:56,785 --> 00:49:58,744
Can't this wait till I come out of here?
744
00:50:04,084 --> 00:50:05,751
I suppose.
745
00:50:11,508 --> 00:50:13,968

Hum, what do you do in there so long?

746
00:50:14,136 --> 00:50:16,053
I wanna talk to you.
747
00:50:17,848 --> 00:50:22,101
I haven't been here long.
In point of fact, I only just came in.
748
00:50:23,937 --> 00:50:27,148
Were there a lot of women
in your life before me?
749
00:50:27,315 --> 00:50:29,692
I've told you about them already.
750
00:50:31,236 --> 00:50:33,070
Well, you didn't tell me...
751
00:50:34,364 --> 00:50:35,948
...about all of them.
752
00:50:37,534 --> 00:50:40,244
Charlotte, if it would make you
any happier...
753
00:50:40,412 --> 00:50:43,205
...I will sit right down
and make out a complete list...
754
00:50:43,373 --> 00:50:45,374
...of every woman I have ever known.
755
00:50:45,542 --> 00:50:46,834
Would that satisfy you?
756
00:50:48,587 --> 00:50:50,755
I'm lonesome.
757
00:50:55,594 --> 00:50:58,179
I think it's healthy for me to be jealous.
758
00:50:58,889 --> 00:51:00,890
It means that I love you.

759
00:51:05,604 --> 00:51:07,813
You know how happy I can make you.
760
00:51:07,981 --> 00:51:10,816
Mm-hm.
761
00:51:14,613 --> 00:51:15,863
But, uh...
762
00:51:16,573 --> 00:51:20,826
...Charlotte, I haven't even had
my morning cup of coffee yet.
763
00:51:23,914 --> 00:51:26,123
You want me to make you some?
764
00:51:26,291 --> 00:51:29,001
Please do that, like a good little wife.
765
00:51:32,089 --> 00:51:33,297
All right.
766
00:51:53,276 --> 00:51:54,652
Darling....
767
00:51:56,530 --> 00:51:58,656
I don't care about any other woman.
768
00:51:58,824 --> 00:52:02,451
I know that our love is sacred,
the others were profane.
769
00:52:03,078 --> 00:52:05,913
Yes, sacred, that's right,
that's what it is. Mm.
770
00:52:06,540 --> 00:52:07,998
Oh, Hum.
771
00:52:08,500 --> 00:52:10,709
Hum, baby, you know,
I love the way you smell.
772
00:52:10,877 --> 00:52:14,380

Oh! You do arouse the pagan in me.

773
00:52:15,715 --> 00:52:19,969
Hum, you just touch me
and I go as limp as a noodle.
774
00:52:20,137 --> 00:52:21,262
It scares me.
775
00:52:21,429 --> 00:52:23,055
Yes, I know the feeling.
776
00:52:26,393 --> 00:52:28,269
Do you believe in God?
777
00:52:32,357 --> 00:52:34,400
The question is, does God believe in me?
778
00:52:34,568 --> 00:52:36,110
Shh!
779
00:52:38,738 --> 00:52:43,325
I wouldn't care if your maternal grandfather
turned out to be a Turk.
780
00:52:44,703 --> 00:52:46,620
But if I ever found out...
781
00:52:47,664 --> 00:52:50,207
...that you didn't believe in God...
782
00:52:52,210 --> 00:52:54,044
...I think I would commit suicide.
783
00:52:54,462 --> 00:52:56,839
Hey. A gun!
784
00:52:58,300 --> 00:52:59,925
It belonged to Mr. Haze.
785
00:53:00,093 --> 00:53:02,052
You should be careful with those things.
786
00:53:02,220 --> 00:53:03,220

It's not loaded.

787
00:53:03,722 --> 00:53:06,515
That's what they all say,
"I didn't know it was loaded."
788
00:53:07,017 --> 00:53:08,684
This is a sacred weapon.
789
00:53:09,853 --> 00:53:11,562
It's a tragic treasure.
790
00:53:12,814 --> 00:53:16,775
Mr. Haze purchased it
when he found out he was ill.
791
00:53:17,068 --> 00:53:20,237
He wanted to spare me
the sight of his suffering.
792
00:53:20,405 --> 00:53:24,408
Happily or unhappily,
he was hospitalized before he could use it.
793
00:53:24,618 --> 00:53:26,744
Will you put it down, please?
794
00:53:28,163 --> 00:53:29,288
Thank you.
795
00:53:30,290 --> 00:53:31,957
That's better now, isn't it, huh?
796
00:53:32,125 --> 00:53:34,460
Uh-huh? Mm-hm?
797
00:53:40,759 --> 00:53:42,134
Oh, you man!
798
00:53:45,263 --> 00:53:46,388
Darling...
799
00:53:47,807 --> 00:53:49,308
...you know...

800
00:53:49,851 --> 00:53:52,144
...I have a most ambitious fantasy.
801
00:53:53,563 --> 00:53:54,980
What's yours?
802
00:53:56,942 --> 00:54:01,695
I would love to get hold of
a real French servant girl...
803
00:54:02,530 --> 00:54:06,408
...you know, like the German girls
the Farlows had...
804
00:54:07,911 --> 00:54:10,537
...and have her come
and live in the house.
805
00:54:10,747 --> 00:54:11,914
No room.
806
00:54:13,083 --> 00:54:15,125
We could put her in Lo's room.
807
00:54:15,460 --> 00:54:18,963
I've been meaning to make a guest room
out of that hole, anyway.
808
00:54:19,339 --> 00:54:20,923
And where, pray...
809
00:54:22,050 --> 00:54:24,134
...will you put your daughter...
810
00:54:24,427 --> 00:54:26,679
...when you get your guest
or your maid?
811
00:54:26,846 --> 00:54:30,683
You know, I've decided
to send her straight from camp...
812
00:54:31,309 --> 00:54:33,435
...to a good boarding school...

813
00:54:33,603 --> 00:54:36,313
...you know,
with strict religious training...
814
00:54:36,481 --> 00:54:38,482
...and then on to college.
815
00:54:39,985 --> 00:54:44,029
Darling, it's going to be you
and me alone...
816
00:54:44,447 --> 00:54:46,198
...forever.
817
00:54:55,959 --> 00:54:58,002
Darling, you've gone away.
818
00:54:59,045 --> 00:55:02,339
Just a minute,
I'm following a train of thought.
819
00:55:15,854 --> 00:55:17,521
It doesn't matter.
820
00:55:21,401 --> 00:55:23,027
C'est la vie.
821
00:55:26,281 --> 00:55:27,573
Hey.
822
00:55:28,116 --> 00:55:29,825
Am I on that train?
823
00:55:31,202 --> 00:55:32,369
Yes.
824
00:55:34,414 --> 00:55:35,956
I should hope so.
825
00:55:40,170 --> 00:55:41,837
Let's let it ring.
826
00:55:46,468 --> 00:55:48,093
Oh....

827
00:55:50,430 --> 00:55:51,805
Hello?
828
00:55:53,475 --> 00:55:55,726
Yes, this is Mrs. Charlotte Humbert.
829
00:55:57,020 --> 00:55:58,228
Oh, uh....
830
00:55:58,396 --> 00:56:02,524
I'll accept the charges. It's Lolita.
She's calling long-distance.
831
00:56:03,401 --> 00:56:04,735
Hello?
832
00:56:05,445 --> 00:56:07,071
Hello, dear.
833
00:56:07,238 --> 00:56:08,614
We're fine.
834
00:56:11,576 --> 00:56:12,659
Yes.
835
00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:18,123
We spent the honeymoon
on Hourglass Lake.
836
00:56:18,416 --> 00:56:20,793
Well, with a few other young marrieds.
837
00:56:21,378 --> 00:56:23,379
Is anything wrong?
838
00:56:24,506 --> 00:56:26,298
You lost your new sweater?
839
00:56:28,843 --> 00:56:30,260
In the woods?
840
00:56:31,429 --> 00:56:32,846
Uh....

841
00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:35,182
Yes, he's here.
842
00:56:36,893 --> 00:56:39,103
What do you want to thank him for?
843
00:56:40,355 --> 00:56:41,522
Candy.
844
00:56:42,690 --> 00:56:43,982
Just a minute.
845
00:56:44,442 --> 00:56:49,613
Hum, I really wish that you would not
send her candy without consulting me.
846
00:56:50,990 --> 00:56:52,282
Hum.
847
00:56:53,034 --> 00:56:54,701
I'm talking to you.
848
00:56:58,123 --> 00:57:01,750
Even in the most harmonious households,
such as ours...
849
00:57:01,918 --> 00:57:04,837
...not all the decisions are taken
by the female...
850
00:57:05,004 --> 00:57:08,841
...especially when the male partner
has fulfilled his obligations...
851
00:57:09,092 --> 00:57:10,926
...beyond the line of duty.
852
00:57:11,094 --> 00:57:14,471
When you wanted me to spend
my afternoons sunbathing by the lake...
853
00:57:14,639 --> 00:57:17,349
...I was glad to become
the bronzed glamour boy for you...

854
00:57:17,517 --> 00:57:19,184
...instead of remaining the scholar.
855
00:57:19,519 --> 00:57:24,148
Even then I scoot along after you
like an obliging little lapdog.
856
00:57:24,315 --> 00:57:28,193
Yes, I'm happy. I'm delighted
to be bossed by you...
857
00:57:28,361 --> 00:57:29,862
...but every game has its rules.
858
00:57:39,581 --> 00:57:40,622
Lolita?
859
00:58:43,061 --> 00:58:46,271
No man can bring about
the perfect murder.
860
00:58:46,898 --> 00:58:48,982
Chance, however, can do it.
861
00:58:52,612 --> 00:58:55,656
Just minutes ago she had said
it wasn't loaded.
862
00:58:56,032 --> 00:58:59,159
What if I had playfully pulled
the trigger then?
863
00:59:02,121 --> 00:59:05,916
"She said it wasn't loaded.
It belonged to the late Mr. Haze.
864
00:59:06,125 --> 00:59:08,252
She was having her morning tub.
865
00:59:08,461 --> 00:59:11,964
We had just finished talking
about our plans for the future.
866
00:59:12,799 --> 00:59:16,677

I decided to play a practical joke

and pretend I was a burglar.
867
00:59:16,844 --> 00:59:20,847
We were newlyweds and still did things
like that to each other.
868
00:59:21,808 --> 00:59:26,979
As soon as it happened I called
an ambulance, but it was too late."
869
00:59:28,314 --> 00:59:29,940
Simple, isn't it?
870
00:59:31,067 --> 00:59:32,985
The perfect murder.
871
01:00:18,072 --> 01:00:22,576
She splashed in the tub,
a trustful, clumsy seal...
872
01:00:23,369 --> 01:00:27,205
...and all the logic of passion
screamed in my ear:
873
01:00:28,374 --> 01:00:30,250
"Now is the time."
874
01:00:31,377 --> 01:00:34,171
But, what do you know, folks...
875
01:00:34,339 --> 01:00:37,215
...I just couldn't make myself do it.
876
01:00:38,468 --> 01:00:41,345
The scream grew
more and more remote...
877
01:00:41,512 --> 01:00:45,849
...and I realized the melancholy fact
that neither tomorrow nor Friday...
878
01:00:46,017 --> 01:00:48,685
...nor any other day or night...
879

01:00:48,853 --> 01:00:51,855

...could I make myself put her to death.
880
01:01:03,242 --> 01:01:04,660
Charlotte?
881
01:01:15,797 --> 01:01:17,255
Darling?
882
01:01:19,717 --> 01:01:20,759
Darling?
883
01:01:22,553 --> 01:01:23,720
Darling?
884
01:01:27,433 --> 01:01:30,435
That's my diary. We don't read
other people's diaries, do we?
885
01:01:31,604 --> 01:01:34,523
Charlotte, that's my diary.
Give it to me, please.
886
01:01:36,234 --> 01:01:37,984
Please. No, no.
887
01:01:38,277 --> 01:01:39,778
"The Haze woman.
888
01:01:41,864 --> 01:01:43,198
The cow.
889
01:01:44,701 --> 01:01:46,702
The obnoxious mama.
890
01:01:46,953 --> 01:01:49,454
The brainless baba."
891
01:01:49,706 --> 01:01:52,624
Well, the stupid Haze is
no longer your dupe.
892
01:01:52,792 --> 01:01:53,834
Give me that, please.

893
01:01:54,001 --> 01:01:56,336
You leave that alone
or I'll scream out the window!
894
01:01:56,504 --> 01:01:59,589
Quiet. Let's discuss this.
Let's sit and discuss it quietly...
895
01:01:59,757 --> 01:02:02,050
-...like civilized people.
-You're a monster.
896
01:02:02,218 --> 01:02:06,722
You're a disgusting, despicable,
loathsome, criminal fraud!
897
01:02:06,889 --> 01:02:08,390
Don't do that.
898
01:02:09,517 --> 01:02:11,685
-I can expl--Get out of my way.
899
01:02:11,853 --> 01:02:13,979
-I'm getting out of here.
-No. I want to talk-900
01:02:14,147 --> 01:02:16,273
Go on, get out of my way.
901
01:02:17,942 --> 01:02:19,651
I'm leaving here today.
902
01:02:20,987 --> 01:02:22,446
You can have all of it.
903
01:02:22,613 --> 01:02:26,992
But you are never going to see
that miserable brat again!
904
01:02:27,285 --> 01:02:29,077
Charlotte, please, listen to me.
905
01:02:29,620 --> 01:02:31,663
Charlotte, come here, please.

906
01:02:33,374 --> 01:02:35,250
Charlotte, open the door!
907
01:02:35,418 --> 01:02:37,085
I want to speak to you.
908
01:02:37,420 --> 01:02:39,337
This is so easy to explain.
909
01:02:39,505 --> 01:02:42,674
It's an hallucination.
You're crazy, Charlotte.
910
01:02:44,177 --> 01:02:48,305
I'll get you a drink.
That's what you want, a nice little drink.
911
01:02:50,516 --> 01:02:52,601
Harold, look what happened.
912
01:02:54,437 --> 01:02:56,396
I was disloyal to you.
913
01:02:57,190 --> 01:02:59,024
I couldn't help it, though.
914
01:02:59,442 --> 01:03:02,027
Seven years is a very long time.
915
01:03:03,696 --> 01:03:06,364
Why did you go and die on me?!
916
01:03:08,743 --> 01:03:12,078
I didn't know anything about life,
I was very young.
917
01:03:13,206 --> 01:03:16,750
If you hadn't died,
all this wouldn't have happened!
918
01:03:20,087 --> 01:03:21,671
Darling, forgive me.
919

01:03:22,882 --> 01:03:24,466

Forgive me.
920
01:03:33,810 --> 01:03:36,436
You were the soul of integrity.
921
01:03:39,148 --> 01:03:42,275
How did we produce such a little beast?
922
01:03:45,071 --> 01:03:48,156
I promise. I promise.
923
01:03:48,658 --> 01:03:53,411
I promise you that
I'll know better next time.
924
01:03:54,622 --> 01:03:58,708
Next time it's going to be somebody
you'll be very proud of.
925
01:03:58,960 --> 01:04:00,043
Harold.
926
01:04:08,594 --> 01:04:10,220
Charlotte!
927
01:04:10,847 --> 01:04:15,225
Those notes you found were fragments
of a novel that I'm writing.
928
01:04:20,356 --> 01:04:24,609
Your name, and Lolita's,
were put in by mere chance...
929
01:04:24,777 --> 01:04:27,612
...just because they were handy.
930
01:04:32,869 --> 01:04:35,287
That's the way novelists work.
931
01:04:35,454 --> 01:04:38,039
They think of the names of their friends...
932
01:04:38,207 --> 01:04:43,169
...and the people who enter

into their daily life...

933
01:04:43,337 --> 01:04:45,338
...like the Farlows...
934
01:04:46,257 --> 01:04:48,884
...and they think up funny situations.
935
01:04:51,387 --> 01:04:53,138
I'm making a martini for you.
936
01:05:03,691 --> 01:05:05,567
Uh, Charlotte!
937
01:05:05,818 --> 01:05:07,152
I'll take it!
938
01:05:10,031 --> 01:05:11,406
Yes?
939
01:05:11,574 --> 01:05:12,991
Yes, this is he.
940
01:05:13,784 --> 01:05:14,993
Yes.
941
01:05:16,746 --> 01:05:18,038
What?
942
01:05:20,207 --> 01:05:22,626
But my wife is upstairs in her bedroom.
943
01:05:23,169 --> 01:05:26,755
Is this a gag? Is this one of the fellows
at the country club?
944
01:05:27,089 --> 01:05:28,673
Just hold on, please.
945
01:05:29,342 --> 01:05:30,842
Charlotte!
946
01:05:31,010 --> 01:05:33,553
There's a man on the line

who says that you've been hit by a car!

947
01:05:34,931 --> 01:05:36,556
Now, listen, please, my friend-948
01:05:36,724 --> 01:05:38,600
Just hold on one moment.
949
01:06:03,459 --> 01:06:05,085
The ambulance is here.
950
01:06:05,795 --> 01:06:07,712
Now, you take it easy, okay?
951
01:06:07,964 --> 01:06:09,089
All right?
952
01:06:09,924 --> 01:06:13,009
Mr. Humbert, she just ran
right in front of me!
953
01:06:13,219 --> 01:06:16,596
I swerved around, you see,
to avoid hitting the dog...
954
01:06:16,764 --> 01:06:19,057
...and she just ran right in front of me.
955
01:06:19,225 --> 01:06:21,893
My dad's in a state of shock,
I gotta look after him...
956
01:06:22,061 --> 01:06:25,021
...but I just wanted you to know
it isn't my fault.
957
01:06:25,314 --> 01:06:27,399
Are you the lady's husband?
958
01:06:28,401 --> 01:06:31,778
-Uh, yes.
-I'm afraid she's dead.
959
01:06:48,504 --> 01:06:49,713
Humbert?

960
01:06:50,923 --> 01:06:52,424
Humbert?
961
01:06:53,342 --> 01:06:55,010
It's Jean and John.
962
01:06:59,223 --> 01:07:00,432
Hum?
963
01:07:02,601 --> 01:07:04,477
Humbert, where are you?
964
01:07:06,605 --> 01:07:08,064
Oh.
965
01:07:09,150 --> 01:07:11,526
It's all right. Come in, both of you.
966
01:07:11,902 --> 01:07:15,155
-Jean, I'm perfectly decent.
-Are you sure it's all right?
967
01:07:15,322 --> 01:07:16,906
Look, there's a stool.
968
01:07:17,241 --> 01:07:19,034
Sit down on the stool.
969
01:07:19,744 --> 01:07:21,077
You poor man.
970
01:07:21,245 --> 01:07:22,787
Just have to hang on, Hum.
971
01:07:23,789 --> 01:07:25,290
She was....
972
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:29,377
She was a wonderful person, Humbert.
973
01:07:30,671 --> 01:07:32,672
She was always so gay,
wasn't she, John?

974
01:07:32,840 --> 01:07:36,301
Just remember, I mean,
it's always darkest before the dawn.
975
01:07:36,469 --> 01:07:39,345
That's very, very true.
976
01:07:39,972 --> 01:07:43,308
It's just wonderful to have friends
at a time like-977
01:07:44,935 --> 01:07:46,478
I'm so, so sorry.
978
01:07:48,481 --> 01:07:50,231
Now, see here, old man...
979
01:07:53,402 --> 01:07:55,570
...you mustn't think
of doing anything rash.
980
01:07:55,738 --> 01:07:57,363
Why, of course not.
981
01:07:58,491 --> 01:08:00,742
You have everything to live for,
hasn't he?
982
01:08:00,910 --> 01:08:03,828
Perhaps you'd better tell him
about Charlotte's kidney.
983
01:08:03,996 --> 01:08:05,330
Oh, yes.
984
01:08:05,498 --> 01:08:09,084
Humbert, Charlotte didn't want
anybody to know this...
985
01:08:09,502 --> 01:08:11,336
...but she hadn't long to live anyhow.
986
01:08:11,504 --> 01:08:13,004
She only had one kidney.

987
01:08:13,172 --> 01:08:14,964
-Born that way.
-Yes, that's right.
988
01:08:15,132 --> 01:08:18,760
And the one kidney she had
was distressed.
989
01:08:18,928 --> 01:08:19,969
She had...
990
01:08:20,137 --> 01:08:21,846
-Nephritis.
-...nephritis.
991
01:08:22,181 --> 01:08:23,515
Char.... Oh....
992
01:08:25,643 --> 01:08:26,851
I'll get it.
993
01:08:27,144 --> 01:08:28,520
Humbert.
994
01:08:29,021 --> 01:08:32,565
Try to think of your poor little Lolita,
all alone in the world.
995
01:08:32,733 --> 01:08:34,818
You must live for her sake.
996
01:08:36,445 --> 01:08:40,532
-Oh, uh, excuse me.
-That's all right. Come in, please.
997
01:08:40,699 --> 01:08:43,618
I'm Frederick Beale, Sr.
May I talk to you for a moment?
998
01:08:43,786 --> 01:08:44,911
Do, please.
999
01:08:45,079 --> 01:08:46,746
My son was driving the car.

1000
01:08:46,914 --> 01:08:49,415
-When that thing happened.
-Yes.
1001
01:08:49,625 --> 01:08:53,378
My two youngest, Jack and Mary,
are in the same grade as your Lolita.
1002
01:08:53,546 --> 01:08:55,296
He's had a terrible shock.
1003
01:08:55,464 --> 01:08:57,674
Yes, of course he has.
1004
01:08:57,842 --> 01:09:00,802
You know, this isn't easy
to talk about...
1005
01:09:00,970 --> 01:09:04,764
...but technically it was the pedestrian's
fault and not the driver's.
1006
01:09:05,015 --> 01:09:07,308
Technically, you're absolutely right.
1007
01:09:07,476 --> 01:09:10,395
You see, it was raining
and she ran across the road.
1008
01:09:10,563 --> 01:09:14,691
You don't have to explain to me
because I have no quarrel with you.
1009
01:09:15,067 --> 01:09:19,154
Well, I must say
you're wonderfully sympathetic.
1010
01:09:19,488 --> 01:09:22,240
In fact, you've been so generous
about the whole matter...
1011
01:09:22,408 --> 01:09:25,410
...I was about to suggest that
maybe you'd allow me to pay...

1012
01:09:25,578 --> 01:09:26,911
...the funeral expenses.
1013
01:09:27,079 --> 01:09:29,455
That's awfully nice of you.
1014
01:09:30,166 --> 01:09:31,708
Thank you very much.
1015
01:09:32,918 --> 01:09:35,587
Well, that's the least I can do.
1016
01:09:36,547 --> 01:09:37,964
It's my pleasure.
1017
01:09:38,257 --> 01:09:40,466
Well, I won't keep you any longer.
1018
01:09:40,676 --> 01:09:43,928
We'll have to get together very soon
and sort out the details.
1019
01:09:44,096 --> 01:09:46,598
Yes, let's do that. Yes.
1020
01:10:32,561 --> 01:10:33,937
Do you work here?
1021
01:10:34,104 --> 01:10:35,480
Yeah, sort of.
1022
01:10:36,273 --> 01:10:38,733
-I didn't think you were a camper.
-No.
1023
01:10:40,110 --> 01:10:42,528
This is a girls' camp exclusively, isn't it?
1024
01:10:42,696 --> 01:10:43,696
Yeah, yeah.
1025
01:10:43,864 --> 01:10:45,990
I'm Charlie, Mrs. Sedgwick's son.

1026
01:10:46,492 --> 01:10:50,370
Oh. You visit the place, I suppose,
from time to time?
1027
01:10:50,537 --> 01:10:51,871
No, I live here.
1028
01:10:53,415 --> 01:10:56,793
Are you the only boy living in the camp?
1029
01:10:56,961 --> 01:10:58,336
The only one.
1030
01:11:01,131 --> 01:11:03,299
Do you know a girl called Lolita?
1031
01:11:03,884 --> 01:11:05,009
Dolores Haze?
1032
01:11:05,177 --> 01:11:06,886
Yeah, yeah, I know her.
1033
01:11:07,179 --> 01:11:08,179
Well?
1034
01:11:08,347 --> 01:11:10,890
Well, I see her around once in a while.
Hi, Ma.
1035
01:11:11,058 --> 01:11:14,602
What are those sheets doing there?
You know they belong in the laundry room.
1036
01:11:14,770 --> 01:11:17,939
She's almost packed, Dr. Humbert.
We haven't told her anything.
1037
01:11:18,107 --> 01:11:20,525
-Thank you.
-Poor man. Terrible thing.
1038
01:11:21,402 --> 01:11:25,029
Okay, what's the big mystery bit?
Why did those girls look at me so funny?

1039
01:11:25,364 --> 01:11:26,489
There's no mystery.
1040
01:11:26,657 --> 01:11:30,785
It's just that I didn't want to talk
in front of your friends at the camp.
1041
01:11:30,995 --> 01:11:32,620
It's your mother.
1042
01:11:34,248 --> 01:11:38,001
Really? She giving me time off
for good behavior or something?
1043
01:11:38,168 --> 01:11:40,795
No, she hasn't been feeling very well.
1044
01:11:41,964 --> 01:11:44,090
What's the matter with her?
1045
01:11:44,341 --> 01:11:45,466
She's sick.
1046
01:11:45,634 --> 01:11:48,386
-Really, what is it?
-The doctors don't seem to know...
1047
01:11:48,554 --> 01:11:50,138
...quite what the trouble is.
1048
01:11:50,306 --> 01:11:53,308
She's been moved to a hospital
in the country, near Lepingsville.
1049
01:11:53,892 --> 01:11:57,729
A hospital! Well, is that where
we're going now, is Lepingsville?
1050
01:11:58,147 --> 01:12:00,148
Uh, yes, eventually...
1051
01:12:00,316 --> 01:12:02,942
...and then you and I will
have to bide our time...

1052
01:12:03,110 --> 01:12:05,111
...until your mother gets well.
1053
01:12:05,279 --> 01:12:08,239
After that, I thought we might go
to the mountains for a while.
1054
01:12:08,407 --> 01:12:10,116
Does that appeal to you?
1055
01:12:11,535 --> 01:12:13,828
What's the routine,
are we going home now or what?
1056
01:12:13,996 --> 01:12:18,041
No, dear. We should be in Briceland
by dinnertime and I've no doubt that...
1057
01:12:18,208 --> 01:12:22,003
...we shall find some comfortable hotel
to spend the night...
1058
01:12:22,171 --> 01:12:26,174
...and then tomorrow morning
we'll press on towards Lepingsville.
1059
01:12:29,178 --> 01:12:31,596
Did you have a marvelous summer?
1060
01:12:33,098 --> 01:12:34,515
Yeah, I guess so.
1061
01:12:34,683 --> 01:12:36,392
Were you sorry to leave?
1062
01:12:36,560 --> 01:12:37,894
Not exactly.
1063
01:12:49,698 --> 01:12:51,908
You know, I've missed you terribly.
1064
01:12:52,993 --> 01:12:56,788
I haven't missed you. In fact,
I've been revoltingly unfaithful to you.

1065
01:12:57,081 --> 01:12:58,122
Oh?
1066
01:12:58,290 --> 01:13:01,667
But it doesn't matter a bit,
because you've stopped caring anyway.
1067
01:13:02,461 --> 01:13:05,213
What makes you say
I've stopped caring for you?
1068
01:13:06,590 --> 01:13:08,633
You haven't even kissed me yet,
have you?
1069
01:13:21,230 --> 01:13:22,563
Hello, Mr. Swine.
1070
01:13:22,731 --> 01:13:26,609
Hello, Mr. Quilty. Good evening, ma'am.
Did you get any good pictures today?
1071
01:13:26,777 --> 01:13:28,945
Yeah, great. I'm having a swell vacation.
1072
01:13:29,279 --> 01:13:30,321
Good.
1073
01:13:30,489 --> 01:13:33,741
Mr. Swine, would you mind
if I asked you a personal question?
1074
01:13:33,909 --> 01:13:35,368
Sure, go ahead.
1075
01:13:35,577 --> 01:13:38,913
What is a guy like you
doing in a job like this?
1076
01:13:39,081 --> 01:13:40,623
What do you mean?
1077
01:13:40,791 --> 01:13:43,000
Well, you just don't seem to be the type.

1078
01:13:44,878 --> 01:13:47,797
Well, as a matter of fact, I was an actor.
1079
01:13:47,965 --> 01:13:49,799
I knew it. Didn't I say to you?
1080
01:13:49,967 --> 01:13:51,509
When I first saw you, you had...
1081
01:13:51,677 --> 01:13:54,303
...a sort of aura that all actors
and actresses have.
1082
01:13:54,471 --> 01:13:59,225
Well, since you're a playwright, uh,
maybe you could use me sometime.
1083
01:13:59,518 --> 01:14:02,687
Yeah, maybe I could use you sometime.
1084
01:14:02,855 --> 01:14:04,272
Mr. Swine...
1085
01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:06,649
...what does an actor-manager...
1086
01:14:06,817 --> 01:14:09,819
...do with his spare time
in a small town like this?
1087
01:14:10,195 --> 01:14:12,613
Well, I don't have much spare time...
1088
01:14:12,781 --> 01:14:16,367
...but I swim, play tennis, lift weights.
1089
01:14:16,535 --> 01:14:18,703
Gets rid of the excess energy.
1090
01:14:18,871 --> 01:14:21,956
What do you do
with your excess energy?
1091
01:14:22,332 --> 01:14:25,126

Well, we do a lot of things

with my excess energy.
1092
01:14:25,294 --> 01:14:27,503
One of the things we do a lot of is judo.
1093
01:14:27,671 --> 01:14:29,839
-Did you ever hear about that?
-Judo?
1094
01:14:30,007 --> 01:14:32,216
-Yes, I've heard about it.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1095
01:14:32,384 --> 01:14:34,010
You do judo with the lady?
1096
01:14:34,178 --> 01:14:38,389
Yes, she's a yellow belt, I'm a green belt,
that's the way nature made it.
1097
01:14:38,557 --> 01:14:41,184
What happens is she throws me
all over the place.
1098
01:14:41,351 --> 01:14:42,518
She throws you?
1099
01:14:42,686 --> 01:14:46,731
What she does, she gets me in a sort
of thing called a sweeping-ankle throw.
1100
01:14:46,899 --> 01:14:48,566
She sweeps my ankles from under me.
1101
01:14:48,734 --> 01:14:51,235
-I go down with one hell of a bang.
-Doesn't it hurt?
1102
01:14:51,403 --> 01:14:54,071
I lay there in pain but I love it.
I really love it.
1103
01:14:54,239 --> 01:14:58,409
I lay hovering between consciousness
and unconsciousness. It's the greatest.

1104
01:15:02,998 --> 01:15:04,332
Wow.
1105
01:15:04,791 --> 01:15:06,083
This looks swank.
1106
01:15:10,923 --> 01:15:12,590
-See you later.
-Okay.
1107
01:15:14,426 --> 01:15:17,053
-Good evening.
-Good evening, sir. Can I help you?
1108
01:15:17,221 --> 01:15:20,431
Yes, I'd like a room with a bath,
or, rather, two rooms with baths.
1109
01:15:20,599 --> 01:15:22,433
Did you have a reservation, Mr...?
1110
01:15:22,601 --> 01:15:24,936
Humbert is the name.
No, I have no reservation.
1111
01:15:25,103 --> 01:15:27,939
Well, I'm afraid it'll be impossible
to accommodate you.
1112
01:15:28,106 --> 01:15:29,815
This convention's got us
tied up in knots.
1113
01:15:29,983 --> 01:15:32,151
-Oh.
-Is it just you and the girl?
1114
01:15:32,319 --> 01:15:35,446
Yes. I would like you to accommodate us
because we're very tired.
1115
01:15:35,614 --> 01:15:36,864
Mr. Potts.
1116

01:15:37,241 --> 01:15:38,449

Yes, Mr. Swine?
1117
01:15:38,617 --> 01:15:40,952
What about Captain Love?
Has he called?
1118
01:15:41,119 --> 01:15:42,912
He's canceled his reservation.
1119
01:15:43,080 --> 01:15:46,582
Well, I could give you 242.
Uh, it's a lovely room...
1120
01:15:47,084 --> 01:15:49,335
...but it's only got one bed.
1121
01:15:49,711 --> 01:15:53,673
Well, perhaps you can find a folding bed
or a camp bed.
1122
01:15:53,882 --> 01:15:55,508
Potts, do we have any cots?
1123
01:15:55,676 --> 01:15:57,677
No, the troopers have
snapped them all up.
1124
01:15:57,844 --> 01:16:01,806
I'm sure you'd find one room satisfactory.
Our double beds are really triple.
1125
01:16:01,974 --> 01:16:04,100
One night we had three ladies
sleeping in one.
1126
01:16:04,268 --> 01:16:05,393
I'm sure we'll manage.
1127
01:16:05,561 --> 01:16:09,146
Even if my wife joins me later,
we'll manage even then, I'm sure.
1128
01:16:09,314 --> 01:16:12,275
-Good. Would you mind registering?
-Certainly.

1129
01:16:14,570 --> 01:16:17,905
By the way, what sort of a convention
are you holding here?
1130
01:16:18,073 --> 01:16:22,785
We are very proud to have the overflow
of the State Police Convention.
1131
01:16:40,429 --> 01:16:45,349
Perhaps if you just left them on the floor
that would be all right.
1132
01:16:48,061 --> 01:16:49,687
Oh, oh....
1133
01:16:50,606 --> 01:16:52,648
Well, you can just....
1134
01:16:52,816 --> 01:16:54,191
Yes, that's fine.
1135
01:16:56,236 --> 01:16:57,737
Thank you very much.
1136
01:16:58,572 --> 01:17:00,072
Thank you, sir.
1137
01:17:06,955 --> 01:17:08,080
Well?
1138
01:17:08,707 --> 01:17:10,833
Is, uh, this it?
1139
01:17:11,418 --> 01:17:12,627
You mean, uh...?
1140
01:17:14,463 --> 01:17:15,713
Yeah.
1141
01:17:17,466 --> 01:17:18,633
Yes.
1142
01:17:19,551 --> 01:17:24,472

But you see, I'm quite sure

that they'll manage to find a cot for us.
1143
01:17:24,640 --> 01:17:27,516
I asked them downstairs in the lobby
to find a cot.
1144
01:17:28,226 --> 01:17:30,561
-A cot?
-Yes.
1145
01:17:31,188 --> 01:17:32,605
You're crazy.
1146
01:17:33,023 --> 01:17:34,482
Why, my darling?
1147
01:17:34,816 --> 01:17:38,069
Because, my darling,
when my darling mother finds out...
1148
01:17:38,236 --> 01:17:41,238
...she's going to divorce you
and strangle me.
1149
01:17:43,909 --> 01:17:46,035
Yes. Now, look, Lo.
1150
01:17:47,579 --> 01:17:49,497
I have a great feeling of...
1151
01:17:49,998 --> 01:17:51,957
...tenderness for you.
1152
01:17:52,125 --> 01:17:55,920
While your mother is ill,
I'm responsible for your welfare.
1153
01:17:56,171 --> 01:18:00,007
We're not rich, and while we travel
we shall be obliged....
1154
01:18:00,175 --> 01:18:02,259
We shall be thrown
a good deal together.

1155
01:18:03,178 --> 01:18:07,098
Now, two people sharing one room
inevitably enter into a kind of...
1156
01:18:07,849 --> 01:18:10,935
...how shall I say, a kind of, um....
1157
01:18:12,688 --> 01:18:15,606
Aren't you gonna go see about the cot?
1158
01:18:31,665 --> 01:18:32,915
Uh....
1159
01:18:33,959 --> 01:18:36,127
Has there been a message for me
from my wife?
1160
01:18:36,294 --> 01:18:39,964
I'm sorry, sir, nothing yet,
but we're working on that cot.
1161
01:18:40,215 --> 01:18:41,424
Thank you.
1162
01:19:19,880 --> 01:19:22,506
Hello. Ha, ha. Heh. Hello.
1163
01:19:23,049 --> 01:19:24,759
You're addressing me.
1164
01:19:24,926 --> 01:19:27,011
I thought perhaps
there was someone with you.
1165
01:19:27,179 --> 01:19:29,430
No, I'm not really with someone.
I'm with you. Ha, ha.
1166
01:19:29,598 --> 01:19:31,182
I didn't mean that as an insult.
1167
01:19:31,349 --> 01:19:34,477
What I meant was that
I'm with the state police here, and...

1168
01:19:34,644 --> 01:19:37,938
...when I'm with them, I'm with someone,
but right now I'm on my own.
1169
01:19:38,106 --> 01:19:40,441
I mean, I'm not with a lot of people,
just you. Heh.
1170
01:19:40,609 --> 01:19:44,862
Well, I wouldn't like to disturb you.
I'll, uh, leave you alone if you prefer it.
1171
01:19:45,030 --> 01:19:49,325
You don't really have to go at all.
I like it. I don't know what it is.
1172
01:19:49,493 --> 01:19:52,703
I get the impression you want to leave
but you don't like to leave...
1173
01:19:52,871 --> 01:19:56,999
...because you think I'd think it looks
suspicious, me being a policeman and all.
1174
01:19:57,167 --> 01:20:00,795
You don't have to think that because
I haven't got a suspicious mind at all.
1175
01:20:00,962 --> 01:20:05,299
A lot of people think I'm suspicious,
especially when I stand on street corners.
1176
01:20:05,467 --> 01:20:07,051
One of our boys picked me up once.
1177
01:20:07,219 --> 01:20:10,346
He thought that I was too suspicious
standing on the street corner.
1178
01:20:10,514 --> 01:20:13,724
Tell me, I couldn't help noticing
when you checked in tonight-1179
01:20:13,892 --> 01:20:16,393
It's part of my job,
I notice human individuals...

1180
01:20:16,561 --> 01:20:18,020
...and I noticed your face.
1181
01:20:18,188 --> 01:20:19,855
I said to myself when I saw you...
1182
01:20:20,023 --> 01:20:23,526
...there's a guy with the most
normal-looking face I ever saw in my life.
1183
01:20:23,693 --> 01:20:24,944
That's very nice of you.
1184
01:20:25,111 --> 01:20:28,322
Not a bit. It's great to see a normal face,
because I'm a normal guy.
1185
01:20:28,490 --> 01:20:29,949
Be great for two normal guys...
1186
01:20:30,116 --> 01:20:33,244
...to get together and talk about
world events, in a normal way.
1187
01:20:33,411 --> 01:20:37,039
There's nothing I would like better
than that, but I don't have much time.
1188
01:20:37,207 --> 01:20:39,750
It's a pity, because, uh, may I say
one other thing to you?
1189
01:20:39,918 --> 01:20:41,752
I've been thinking about it a lot.
1190
01:20:41,920 --> 01:20:45,422
I noticed when you was checking in
you had a lovely little girl with you.
1191
01:20:45,590 --> 01:20:46,590
She was really lovely.
1192
01:20:46,758 --> 01:20:49,844
She wasn't so little, come to think of it.

She was fairly tall....

1193
01:20:50,011 --> 01:20:53,097
Taller than little, you know,
but, uh, she was really lovely.
1194
01:20:53,265 --> 01:20:56,267
I wish I had a pretty, tall,
lovely little girl like that-1195
01:20:56,434 --> 01:20:57,601
That was my daughter.
1196
01:20:57,769 --> 01:21:00,396
Your daughter?
Isn't it great to have a lovely, tall...
1197
01:21:00,564 --> 01:21:03,107
...pretty little daughter like that?
It's wonderful.
1198
01:21:03,275 --> 01:21:06,360
I don't have any children or boys
or little tall girls.
1199
01:21:06,528 --> 01:21:07,987
I'm not even-- Are you married?
1200
01:21:08,154 --> 01:21:10,906
Yes, I'm expecting my wife,
perhaps, to join us here.
1201
01:21:11,074 --> 01:21:14,243
May I say something?
I thought you looked uneasy at the desk.
1202
01:21:14,411 --> 01:21:16,996
I was thinking that you want to get away
from your wife.
1203
01:21:17,163 --> 01:21:20,875
I don't blame you. If I was married
I'd take every opportunity to get away.
1204
01:21:21,042 --> 01:21:23,377
Yes. No, that was not it at all.

1205
01:21:23,545 --> 01:21:27,381
Uh, as a matter of fact, it's possible
that my wife won't join me...
1206
01:21:27,549 --> 01:21:29,967
...because when I left home
she was not well.
1207
01:21:30,260 --> 01:21:32,011
Aw, gee. What was the matter
with your wife?
1208
01:21:32,178 --> 01:21:34,263
It's not important. She had an accident.
1209
01:21:34,431 --> 01:21:38,726
She had an accident! That's terrible!
Fancy a normal guy's wife having...
1210
01:21:38,894 --> 01:21:41,604
...an accident like that!
What happened to her?
1211
01:21:41,813 --> 01:21:43,272
She was hit by a car.
1212
01:21:43,440 --> 01:21:46,775
Gee, no wonder she's not here.
You must feel pretty bad about that.
1213
01:21:46,943 --> 01:21:50,321
What's happening?
Is she coming later, or something?
1214
01:21:50,488 --> 01:21:52,531
Well, that was the understanding.
1215
01:21:52,699 --> 01:21:56,035
What, in an ambulance? Ha, ha.
Gee, I'm sorry I-- I shouldn't say that.
1216
01:21:56,202 --> 01:21:58,621
I get sort of carried away,
being so normal and all.

1217
01:21:58,788 --> 01:22:01,832
When you were at the desk
checking in with the night manager...
1218
01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:05,044
...Mr. George Swine, who I happen
to know as a personal friend...
1219
01:22:05,211 --> 01:22:08,422
...I was wondering if he fixed you up
with a good accommodation here.
1220
01:22:08,590 --> 01:22:10,341
Yes, they were extremely cooperative.
1221
01:22:10,508 --> 01:22:13,469
You sure? Because I could easily
have a word with George Swine.
1222
01:22:13,637 --> 01:22:15,721
He's a really normal, nice sort of guy...
1223
01:22:15,889 --> 01:22:18,182
...and I've only got to have
a word in his ear...
1224
01:22:18,350 --> 01:22:20,809
...and you'd be surprised
what things could happen.
1225
01:22:20,977 --> 01:22:24,313
He'd probably turn some troopers out,
so you could have a lovely room...
1226
01:22:24,481 --> 01:22:26,690
...a bridal suite,
for you and your lovely girl.
1227
01:22:26,858 --> 01:22:29,193
I don't want you to take any trouble
on my account.
1228
01:22:29,361 --> 01:22:30,694
We're perfectly comfortable.
1229

01:22:30,862 --> 01:22:33,530

It's his job to fix you up
with something nice.
1230
01:22:33,698 --> 01:22:35,532
He gets paid for doing that thing...
1231
01:22:35,700 --> 01:22:37,993
...and when he sees a guy like you,
all normal...
1232
01:22:38,161 --> 01:22:40,371
...with a lovely girl,
he should say to himself:
1233
01:22:40,538 --> 01:22:44,333
"I gotta give that guy a lovely sort of
comfortable, foamy bed to sleep in."
1234
01:22:44,501 --> 01:22:48,545
I don't like to hear things like that,
because I could go take a swipe at him...
1235
01:22:48,713 --> 01:22:52,174
...for not giving you a lovely, comfortable,
sleepy, movie-star bed.
1236
01:22:52,342 --> 01:22:53,801
You know what I mean? Heh.
1237
01:22:53,969 --> 01:22:56,595
I mean, what has he got you on,
the floor or something?
1238
01:22:56,763 --> 01:23:00,808
Well, the little girl is probably asleep
already in the bed and....
1239
01:23:01,059 --> 01:23:04,728
-I don't know why we're discussing this.
-Why don't you let me have a look...
1240
01:23:04,896 --> 01:23:08,232
...at the accommodation that you have,
and take it in for a second...
1241

01:23:08,400 --> 01:23:11,485

...then I can have a word with
George Swine? It would be simple.
1242
01:23:11,653 --> 01:23:14,113
No, you really shouldn't worry
about either of us.
1243
01:23:14,280 --> 01:23:16,323
Which reminds me,
I should go upstairs now.
1244
01:23:16,491 --> 01:23:18,325
You're going because you think that...
1245
01:23:18,493 --> 01:23:21,662
...me being a policeman,
I'd think you were sort of suspicious?
1246
01:23:21,830 --> 01:23:24,581
I don't think that at all.
I think you're really normal.
1247
01:23:24,749 --> 01:23:28,752
-You don't have to go because of that.
-No. It's been very nice talking to you.
1248
01:23:28,920 --> 01:23:32,381
Before you go, I was wondering whether
maybe in the morning, you know...
1249
01:23:32,549 --> 01:23:36,010
-...me being lonely and normal--We have to get up at the crack of dawn.
1250
01:23:36,177 --> 01:23:38,387
-We can have breakfast.
-That's very nice, but-1251
01:23:38,555 --> 01:23:41,432
I can arrange it with George Swine.
He could have it laid out.
1252
01:23:41,599 --> 01:23:43,767
Well, thank you so much. Good night.
1253

01:23:44,185 --> 01:23:46,812

You have a most interesting face.
Good night.
1254
01:23:50,608 --> 01:23:51,734
Excuse me.
1255
01:23:52,652 --> 01:23:55,070
Hush. Hush. Shh, shh, shh. She's asleep.
1256
01:23:55,238 --> 01:23:56,947
Good evening. I brought the cot, sir.
1257
01:23:57,115 --> 01:23:58,615
Yes, I see you did.
1258
01:23:59,492 --> 01:24:01,285
We don't need it now, so take it away.
1259
01:24:01,453 --> 01:24:03,454
-You don't need the cot?
-No, she's asleep.
1260
01:24:03,621 --> 01:24:06,040
-I won't make any noise.
-That's not the point.
1261
01:24:06,207 --> 01:24:09,877
Two of the troopers agreed to double up.
That's how I got the cot, sir.
1262
01:24:10,045 --> 01:24:12,421
Well, in that case, all right, bring it in.
1263
01:24:12,589 --> 01:24:15,424
But no noise, please. Quietly.
1264
01:25:59,154 --> 01:26:01,238
-We did it, sir.
-Shh!
1265
01:26:17,922 --> 01:26:19,423
Thank you, sir.
1266
01:27:18,274 --> 01:27:19,316

Hello.
1267
01:27:22,946 --> 01:27:24,321
The cot came.
1268
01:27:26,241 --> 01:27:27,366
Yes.
1269
01:27:29,327 --> 01:27:30,535
Well...
1270
01:27:31,579 --> 01:27:32,996
...good night.
1271
01:28:44,360 --> 01:28:46,278
Wake up, Humbert, the hotel's on fire!
1272
01:28:48,323 --> 01:28:49,740
The hotel's on fire, quick!
1273
01:28:49,907 --> 01:28:51,408
What, what, what? On fire?
1274
01:28:51,576 --> 01:28:52,993
Get out of bed real quick!
1275
01:28:53,161 --> 01:28:55,662
-Quick, it's burning down to the ground!
-Lolita.
1276
01:28:57,999 --> 01:29:01,460
Why did you have to wake me?
I only just got to sleep.
1277
01:29:04,088 --> 01:29:05,088
Very funny.
1278
01:29:05,256 --> 01:29:08,759
By the way, what happened to your bed?
It looks a lot lower.
1279
01:29:08,968 --> 01:29:13,263
Well, the bed collapsed.
It's a collapsible bed.

1280
01:29:19,145 --> 01:29:20,687
What time is it?
1281
01:29:22,523 --> 01:29:25,359
-It's breakfast time.
-Mm.
1282
01:29:26,069 --> 01:29:28,612
You know, my tan is much darker
than yours now.
1283
01:29:28,780 --> 01:29:30,614
That's not strictly true.
1284
01:29:30,865 --> 01:29:33,367
You're a very fair-skinned lady.
1285
01:29:34,786 --> 01:29:36,119
Ah.
1286
01:29:36,829 --> 01:29:38,705
Look at that. That's very interesting.
1287
01:29:38,873 --> 01:29:39,873
Yeah.
1288
01:29:40,041 --> 01:29:41,750
What else can you do?
1289
01:29:41,918 --> 01:29:45,879
Well, this little thumb can go
all the way back to my wrist, see?
1290
01:29:46,381 --> 01:29:49,007
Yes, I can see. You're very talented.
1291
01:29:50,259 --> 01:29:52,135
Boy, you need a shave.
1292
01:29:52,512 --> 01:29:56,223
Of course I need a shave, because
I've not shaved since yesterday morning...
1293
01:29:56,391 --> 01:29:58,558

...and I'm a man who needs, uh...

1294
01:29:58,726 --> 01:30:01,019
-...two shaves a day.
-Mm.
1295
01:30:01,187 --> 01:30:03,063
Do you always have to shave
twice a day?
1296
01:30:03,231 --> 01:30:04,856
Yes, of course...
1297
01:30:05,733 --> 01:30:08,568
...because all the best people
shave twice a day.
1298
01:30:13,825 --> 01:30:15,617
Well, what shall we do now?
1299
01:30:17,453 --> 01:30:19,913
You ring down and order breakfast.
1300
01:30:20,623 --> 01:30:22,499
No, I don't wanna do that.
1301
01:30:22,667 --> 01:30:24,584
Well, what do you want to do?
1302
01:30:27,213 --> 01:30:28,964
Why don't we play a game?
1303
01:30:29,424 --> 01:30:31,591
A game? Come on.
1304
01:30:31,843 --> 01:30:34,344
No, you get on to room service at once.
1305
01:30:34,595 --> 01:30:35,679
No, really.
1306
01:30:35,847 --> 01:30:39,850
I learned some real good games in camp.
1307

01:30:40,309 --> 01:30:42,686

One in particularly was fun.
1308
01:30:43,104 --> 01:30:48,442
Well, why don't you describe this one
in particularly good game.
1309
01:30:48,609 --> 01:30:50,652
Well, I played it with Charlie.
1310
01:30:52,405 --> 01:30:53,905
Charlie? Who's he?
1311
01:30:55,283 --> 01:30:56,283
Charlie?
1312
01:30:56,784 --> 01:30:59,327
He's that guy that you met in the office.
1313
01:31:00,121 --> 01:31:02,330
-You mean that boy?
-Mm-hm.
1314
01:31:02,498 --> 01:31:03,832
You and he?
1315
01:31:04,625 --> 01:31:05,959
Yeah.
1316
01:31:08,045 --> 01:31:11,339
Are you sure you can't guess what game
I'm talking about?
1317
01:31:13,176 --> 01:31:15,635
Uh, I'm not a very good guesser.
1318
01:31:18,639 --> 01:31:21,892
Well, it's not tiddlywinks
and it's not Russian roulette....
1319
01:31:27,690 --> 01:31:30,400
I don't know what game you played.
1320
01:31:31,235 --> 01:31:32,319
You have to....

1321
01:31:36,365 --> 01:31:39,659
You mean, you never played that game
when you were a kid?
1322
01:31:40,453 --> 01:31:41,578
No.
1323
01:31:42,997 --> 01:31:44,372
Alrighty then.
1324
01:32:10,566 --> 01:32:12,734
Have you ever kissed the Blarney Stone?
1325
01:32:12,902 --> 01:32:15,237
No, that's something I never did.
1326
01:32:15,446 --> 01:32:17,364
Boy, I sure wish I could.
1327
01:32:17,532 --> 01:32:20,784
Well, perhaps sometime
we can organize a trip.
1328
01:32:20,952 --> 01:32:22,410
Hmm.
1329
01:32:25,581 --> 01:32:27,624
Hey, let's tell Mother.
1330
01:32:27,792 --> 01:32:29,417
Tell Mother what?
1331
01:32:29,585 --> 01:32:30,919
You know what.
1332
01:32:31,963 --> 01:32:33,880
No, I don't think that
would be very funny.
1333
01:32:34,048 --> 01:32:36,800
Ha, ha. I wonder what she'd do.
1334
01:32:38,886 --> 01:32:43,723

If you don't stop eating those chips

you won't have any appetite for your lunch.
1335
01:32:46,852 --> 01:32:49,312
Ooh, did you see that? A squashed cat.
1336
01:32:50,273 --> 01:32:51,940
Boy, that's terrible.
1337
01:32:52,108 --> 01:32:54,067
I hate things like that.
1338
01:32:55,319 --> 01:32:56,653
Mm.
1339
01:32:58,948 --> 01:33:00,740
You know what I'd like for lunch?
1340
01:33:00,908 --> 01:33:02,242
No, tell me.
1341
01:33:02,493 --> 01:33:05,495
A big plate of french fries and a malt.
1342
01:33:05,746 --> 01:33:07,122
Oh.
1343
01:33:16,090 --> 01:33:18,592
How long until we get to Lepingsville?
1344
01:33:18,759 --> 01:33:23,179
Well, I'm beginning to think that
perhaps we won't make it this evening.
1345
01:33:23,347 --> 01:33:25,432
We got off to rather a slow start,
remember?
1346
01:33:25,600 --> 01:33:28,602
Mm. Can we go to a movie tonight?
1347
01:33:28,769 --> 01:33:30,687
If that's what you'd like.
1348

01:33:30,855 --> 01:33:32,188

I would.
1349
01:33:33,482 --> 01:33:38,695
Have you ever seen any of those-You know, those, um, foreign films?
1350
01:33:39,155 --> 01:33:40,655
Yes, frequently.
1351
01:33:41,240 --> 01:33:43,366
-I don't like them.
-Oh?
1352
01:33:43,534 --> 01:33:45,076
Mm-mm.
1353
01:33:48,331 --> 01:33:50,832
Will you stop at the next gas station?
1354
01:33:51,000 --> 01:33:52,334
All right.
1355
01:33:54,712 --> 01:33:57,005
-You're feeling all right, aren't you?
-Mm-hm.
1356
01:33:57,173 --> 01:34:00,425
I feel fine.
I want to call Mother at that hospital.
1357
01:34:00,635 --> 01:34:02,302
What's the number?
1358
01:34:07,350 --> 01:34:09,351
Well, don't you know the number?
1359
01:34:11,395 --> 01:34:15,815
I think it will be just as well if you wait
until we get to Lepingsville.
1360
01:34:15,983 --> 01:34:18,902
Why? What difference does it make?
I wanna call her.
1361

01:34:19,070 --> 01:34:21,571

I just don't think it'd be
a very good idea.
1362
01:34:21,739 --> 01:34:24,324
Why can't I call my mother if I want to?
1363
01:34:25,368 --> 01:34:27,035
Because you can't.
1364
01:34:27,244 --> 01:34:28,453
Why?
1365
01:34:32,375 --> 01:34:33,708
Because...
1366
01:34:35,878 --> 01:34:37,212
...your mother is dead.
1367
01:34:43,427 --> 01:34:46,680
Come on now, cut it out.
Why can't I call her?
1368
01:34:47,139 --> 01:34:48,890
Your mother is dead.
1369
01:36:01,630 --> 01:36:03,381
Try to stop crying.
1370
01:36:05,468 --> 01:36:07,093
Everything's going to be all right.
1371
01:36:07,261 --> 01:36:09,804
Nothing will ever be all right.
1372
01:36:14,518 --> 01:36:17,937
I'm sure that we're going to be very happy,
you and I.
1373
01:36:18,898 --> 01:36:21,483
But everything has changed
all of a sudden.
1374
01:36:21,776 --> 01:36:25,695
Everything was so, I don't know, normal.

1375
01:36:27,072 --> 01:36:29,449
Lolita, please, please don't cry.
1376
01:36:31,577 --> 01:36:34,078
We'll do things. We'll go places.
1377
01:36:34,246 --> 01:36:36,748
But there's no place to go back to.
1378
01:36:38,292 --> 01:36:39,501
We'll find a new home.
1379
01:36:39,668 --> 01:36:40,877
Where?
1380
01:36:43,422 --> 01:36:44,923
Beardsley.
1381
01:36:45,090 --> 01:36:47,342
-Beardsley?
-My lectureship starts in September.
1382
01:36:47,510 --> 01:36:49,803
It's in Ohio. You'll like it there.
1383
01:36:49,970 --> 01:36:52,055
I'll hate it. I know I will.
1384
01:36:52,306 --> 01:36:54,933
No, you won't. It's a wonderful place.
1385
01:36:56,852 --> 01:36:59,562
But what about all my things
back in Ramsdale?
1386
01:36:59,730 --> 01:37:00,897
And the house?
1387
01:37:01,065 --> 01:37:02,941
We'll take care of all those things.
1388
01:37:03,108 --> 01:37:05,485
What things do you want specially?

1389
01:37:05,986 --> 01:37:09,572
My record player and my records.
1390
01:37:10,533 --> 01:37:15,078
We'll send for them, but in the meantime,
I can buy you new ones...
1391
01:37:15,246 --> 01:37:17,080
...to take the place of the old ones.
1392
01:37:17,248 --> 01:37:22,669
I'll buy you the best hi-fi set
that you ever saw and all the new records.
1393
01:37:23,504 --> 01:37:24,963
There, there.
1394
01:37:25,798 --> 01:37:28,091
We can't stay in Beardsley forever.
1395
01:37:28,968 --> 01:37:30,927
Where's that handkerchief?
1396
01:37:32,221 --> 01:37:33,596
Here.
1397
01:37:37,685 --> 01:37:39,227
Promise me something?
1398
01:37:39,395 --> 01:37:40,770
Yes, anything.
1399
01:37:44,650 --> 01:37:47,735
Promise you'll never leave me.
I don't want to ever be...
1400
01:37:47,903 --> 01:37:51,281
...in one of those horrible places
for juvenile delinquents.
1401
01:37:51,448 --> 01:37:54,075
Whatever makes you think that
that would happen to you?

1402
01:37:54,243 --> 01:37:55,785
I know it would...
1403
01:37:55,953 --> 01:37:57,996
...and anyway, I'd rather be with you.
1404
01:37:58,163 --> 01:38:00,874
You're a lot better
than one of those places.
1405
01:38:02,751 --> 01:38:04,878
You will promise, won't you?
1406
01:38:05,254 --> 01:38:06,754
Yes, I promise.
1407
01:38:07,172 --> 01:38:09,549
Cross your heart and hope to die?
1408
01:38:11,010 --> 01:38:13,303
Cross my heart and hope to die.
1409
01:38:18,100 --> 01:38:20,143
Cross my heart and hope to die.
1410
01:38:24,815 --> 01:38:27,108
Cross my heart and hope to die.
1411
01:38:33,490 --> 01:38:37,493
You must now forget Ramsdale
and poor Charlotte and poor Lolita...
1412
01:38:38,078 --> 01:38:41,539
...and poor Humbert, and accompany us
to Beardsley College...
1413
01:38:41,707 --> 01:38:45,793
...where my lectureship in French poetry
is in its second semester.
1414
01:38:46,045 --> 01:38:49,505
Six months have passed and Lolita
is attending an excellent school...
1415

01:38:49,673 --> 01:38:51,799

...where I hope that
she will be persuaded...
1416
01:38:51,967 --> 01:38:55,637
...to read other things than comic books
and movie romances.
1417
01:39:09,026 --> 01:39:13,029
Why were you so late coming home
from school yesterday afternoon?
1418
01:39:13,697 --> 01:39:16,199
Yesterday? Yesterday?
What was yesterday?
1419
01:39:16,367 --> 01:39:18,159
Yesterday was Thursday.
1420
01:39:18,327 --> 01:39:20,161
Oh, well, uh.... Was I late?
1421
01:39:20,329 --> 01:39:21,829
Yes, you were.
1422
01:39:22,164 --> 01:39:26,000
You finished school at 3:00.
You were not home until 6:00.
1423
01:39:27,294 --> 01:39:29,837
That's right, that's right. Michele and I...
1424
01:39:30,005 --> 01:39:32,215
...um, stayed to watch football practice.
1425
01:39:32,383 --> 01:39:34,133
In the Frigid Queen?
1426
01:39:34,551 --> 01:39:36,469
What do you mean, in the Frigid Queen?
1427
01:39:36,637 --> 01:39:40,974
I was driving around and I thought
I saw you through the window.
1428

01:39:41,266 --> 01:39:45,353

Oh. Yeah, well, we stopped there
for a malt afterwards.
1429
01:39:45,521 --> 01:39:47,188
What difference does it make?
1430
01:39:47,356 --> 01:39:50,149
You were sitting at a table
with two boys.
1431
01:39:51,777 --> 01:39:54,237
Roy and Rex just happened
to sit down with us.
1432
01:39:54,405 --> 01:39:55,697
Roy and Rex?
1433
01:39:56,198 --> 01:39:58,533
The co-captains of the football team.
1434
01:39:58,701 --> 01:40:00,910
I thought we understood, no dates.
1435
01:40:01,078 --> 01:40:04,205
What do you mean, no dates?
They just sat down at our table.
1436
01:40:04,373 --> 01:40:07,417
I don't want you around them.
They're nasty-minded boys.
1437
01:40:07,584 --> 01:40:10,878
Ho, ho. You're a fine one to talk
about someone else's mind.
1438
01:40:11,255 --> 01:40:14,757
Don't avoid the issue.
I told you no dates.
1439
01:40:15,175 --> 01:40:17,677
-It wasn't a date.
-It was a date.
1440
01:40:18,053 --> 01:40:20,096
-It wasn't a date.

-It was a date, Lolita.

1441
01:40:20,264 --> 01:40:21,931
-It was not a date.
-It was a date.
1442
01:40:23,017 --> 01:40:24,267
It wasn't a date.
1443
01:40:24,435 --> 01:40:27,895
Whatever it was you had yesterday,
I don't want you to have it again.
1444
01:40:28,063 --> 01:40:29,397
While we're on the subject...
1445
01:40:29,565 --> 01:40:32,108
...how did you come to be so late
on Saturday afternoon?
1446
01:40:32,276 --> 01:40:33,943
Saturday I went to my piano lesson.
1447
01:40:34,111 --> 01:40:36,738
Your piano lesson?
I thought that was on Wednesday.
1448
01:40:36,905 --> 01:40:39,115
No, it was changed to Saturday,
remember?
1449
01:40:39,283 --> 01:40:41,826
Between 2 and 4, Miss Starch, piano.
1450
01:40:42,244 --> 01:40:44,370
Ask Michele. She was with me.
1451
01:40:44,538 --> 01:40:46,456
"Ask Michele,"
that's what you always say.
1452
01:40:46,623 --> 01:40:50,126
Well, now for a change, I'm going
to ask you something about Michele.
1453

01:40:50,294 --> 01:40:53,546

Heh, heh. You can't have her.
She belongs to a Marine.
1454
01:40:53,714 --> 01:40:56,382
I will ignore that idiotic joke.
1455
01:40:57,259 --> 01:41:01,220
Why does she give me searching looks
whenever she comes to the house?
1456
01:41:01,388 --> 01:41:02,764
How should I know?
1457
01:41:02,931 --> 01:41:04,932
Have you told her anything about us?
1458
01:41:05,100 --> 01:41:06,768
No, have you?
1459
01:41:06,935 --> 01:41:09,854
-You've told her nothing?
-Do you think I'm crazy?
1460
01:41:10,522 --> 01:41:14,817
You spend too much time with that girl.
I don't want you to see her so often.
1461
01:41:14,985 --> 01:41:19,530
Come on, she's the only friend I've got
in this stinking world.
1462
01:41:19,865 --> 01:41:21,866
You never let me have any fun.
1463
01:41:22,284 --> 01:41:27,163
No fun? You have all the fun in the world.
We have fun together, don't we?
1464
01:41:27,331 --> 01:41:30,124
Whenever you want something
I buy it for you automatically.
1465
01:41:30,292 --> 01:41:32,794
I take you to concerts,
to museums, to movies.

1466
01:41:32,961 --> 01:41:34,212
I do all the housework.
1467
01:41:34,379 --> 01:41:36,756
Who does the tidying up? I do.
1468
01:41:36,924 --> 01:41:38,841
Who does the cooking? I do.
1469
01:41:39,009 --> 01:41:42,762
You and I, we have lots of fun,
don't we, Lolita?
1470
01:41:46,266 --> 01:41:47,642
Come here.
1471
01:42:03,283 --> 01:42:04,700
Still love me?
1472
01:42:06,829 --> 01:42:09,455
Completely. You know that.
1473
01:42:10,290 --> 01:42:13,584
You know what I want more
than anything else in the world?
1474
01:42:13,752 --> 01:42:15,628
No. What do you want?
1475
01:42:16,630 --> 01:42:18,840
I want you to be proud of me.
1476
01:42:19,174 --> 01:42:21,384
But I am proud of you, Lolita.
1477
01:42:22,302 --> 01:42:24,303
No, I mean really proud of me.
1478
01:42:24,471 --> 01:42:26,889
They want me for the lead
in the school play.
1479
01:42:27,057 --> 01:42:28,641

Isnt that fantastic?

1480
01:42:28,892 --> 01:42:31,602
I have to have a letter from you,
giving your permission.
1481
01:42:31,770 --> 01:42:32,812
Who wants you?
1482
01:42:33,730 --> 01:42:37,942
Well, Edusa Gold, the drama teacher,
Clare Quilty and Vivian Darkbloom.
1483
01:42:38,110 --> 01:42:39,193
And who might they be?
1484
01:42:39,570 --> 01:42:42,196
The authors. They're here
to supervise the production.
1485
01:42:42,364 --> 01:42:43,865
But you've never acted before.
1486
01:42:44,032 --> 01:42:46,033
They say I have a unique and rare talent.
1487
01:42:46,201 --> 01:42:47,577
And how do they know that?
1488
01:42:47,744 --> 01:42:50,580
We had readings and I was chosen
over 30 other girls.
1489
01:42:50,747 --> 01:42:52,915
That's the first I've heard about it.
1490
01:42:53,083 --> 01:42:55,418
I know, I wanted to surprise you.
1491
01:42:55,586 --> 01:42:58,588
And I suppose that Roy has a part
in this production?
1492
01:42:58,755 --> 01:43:00,423
Roy? What's he got to do with this?

1493
01:43:00,591 --> 01:43:03,759
Roy and Rex, naturally,
I suppose they're in it.
1494
01:43:03,927 --> 01:43:06,262
Well, how do I know?
I only met them yesterday.
1495
01:43:06,430 --> 01:43:08,598
Besides, they're football players,
not actors.
1496
01:43:08,765 --> 01:43:12,935
And you suddenly, overnight,
are an actress. It's out of the question.
1497
01:43:13,103 --> 01:43:15,855
-Out of the question?
-I don't want you in that atmosphere.
1498
01:43:16,023 --> 01:43:17,773
What atmosphere? It's a school play!
1499
01:43:17,941 --> 01:43:20,610
I've told you, I don't want you mixing
with those boys.
1500
01:43:20,777 --> 01:43:25,323
It's just another excuse to make dates
with them, and to get close with them.
1501
01:43:25,490 --> 01:43:27,742
-You don't love me.
-I do love you.
1502
01:43:27,910 --> 01:43:30,411
-You don't love me.
-I do love you, Lolita.
1503
01:43:30,579 --> 01:43:33,289
You're driving me crazy.
You won't let me do anything.
1504
01:43:33,457 --> 01:43:36,584
You just want to keep me

locked up with you in this filthy house.

1505
01:43:36,752 --> 01:43:40,463
Now, dear, go and wash your face.
I'll go downstairs and start the roast.
1506
01:43:40,631 --> 01:43:42,298
-You'll regret this.
-Wash your face.
1507
01:43:42,466 --> 01:43:46,093
-I'll go downstairs and start the roast.
-You'll be sorry you won't-1508
01:43:46,261 --> 01:43:48,262
And don't smudge your toenails.
1509
01:44:07,699 --> 01:44:08,991
Lo?
1510
01:44:10,953 --> 01:44:12,245
Lo?
1511
01:44:15,082 --> 01:44:17,500
Good evening, Dr. Humbert.
1512
01:44:20,087 --> 01:44:21,462
Oh.
1513
01:44:22,047 --> 01:44:23,381
Who are you?
1514
01:44:23,966 --> 01:44:25,675
I am Dr. Zemph.
1515
01:44:26,635 --> 01:44:29,011
Dr. Humbert, I am pleased to meet you.
1516
01:44:29,429 --> 01:44:32,431
I am the Beardsley High School
psychologist.
1517
01:44:32,599 --> 01:44:35,601
Have you been here...? Uh....
I mean, how did you get in?

1518
01:44:35,811 --> 01:44:38,521
Well, your little daughter opened
the door to me...
1519
01:44:38,689 --> 01:44:40,481
...on the way to her piano lesson...
1520
01:44:40,649 --> 01:44:44,026
...and she said I was to wait in here
until your arrival.
1521
01:44:44,194 --> 01:44:45,611
And so here I am.
1522
01:44:45,779 --> 01:44:47,238
Sit down. Make yourself at home.
1523
01:44:47,406 --> 01:44:51,158
I sat in the dark so as to save you
the expense of the electricity. Ha-ha-ha.
1524
01:44:51,326 --> 01:44:53,202
That was very considerate of you.
1525
01:44:53,370 --> 01:44:54,704
It's a great pleasure.
1526
01:44:56,957 --> 01:45:00,042
Uh, what can I do for you, Dr. Zemph?
1527
01:45:00,961 --> 01:45:05,965
Dr. Humbert, would you mind
if I am putting to you the blunt question?
1528
01:45:06,633 --> 01:45:08,509
No, by all means do so.
1529
01:45:09,553 --> 01:45:15,766
We are wondering, has anybody, uh,
instructed Lolita in the facts of life?
1530
01:45:16,226 --> 01:45:18,561
-The facts...?
-The facts of life.

1531
01:45:18,729 --> 01:45:21,022
You see, Lolita is a sweet little child...
1532
01:45:21,189 --> 01:45:23,941
...but the onset of maturity seems
to be giving her...
1533
01:45:24,109 --> 01:45:26,360
...a certain amount of trouble.
1534
01:45:27,654 --> 01:45:30,406
I really don't think that this is a fit topic.
1535
01:45:31,074 --> 01:45:36,829
Well, Dr. Humbert, to you she is still
the little girl what is cradled in the arms...
1536
01:45:37,164 --> 01:45:40,624
...but to those boys over there
at the Beardsley High...
1537
01:45:41,710 --> 01:45:44,086
...she is a lovely girl, you know...
1538
01:45:44,546 --> 01:45:46,714
...with the swing, you know, the jazz...
1539
01:45:46,882 --> 01:45:50,468
...and she has got the curvatures
which they take a lot of notice of.
1540
01:45:50,635 --> 01:45:52,261
You and I, what are we?
1541
01:45:52,429 --> 01:45:54,930
We are symbols of power,
sitting in our offices.
1542
01:45:55,098 --> 01:45:57,767
We are making the signatures,
writing the contracts...
1543
01:45:57,934 --> 01:45:59,935
...and decisions all the time.

1544
01:46:00,103 --> 01:46:01,771
But if we cast our minds back....
1545
01:46:01,938 --> 01:46:04,565
Just think, what were we only yesterday?
1546
01:46:04,733 --> 01:46:06,859
Yesterday, Dr. Humbert...
1547
01:46:07,027 --> 01:46:09,487
...you and I were little High School Jim...
1548
01:46:09,654 --> 01:46:12,239
...and we were carrying
High School Jane's schoolbooks.
1549
01:46:12,407 --> 01:46:14,367
You remember those days?
1550
01:46:15,494 --> 01:46:20,414
In point of fact, uh, Dr. Zemph,
I am a lecturer in French literature.
1551
01:46:21,583 --> 01:46:26,629
I have not made my point quite clear.
1552
01:46:28,006 --> 01:46:32,134
I have some other details which
I would like to put to you, Dr. Humbert.
1553
01:46:33,595 --> 01:46:37,973
Here. "She is defiant and rude.
Sighs a good deal in the class."
1554
01:46:38,141 --> 01:46:39,350
She sighs, makes the sound of:
1555
01:46:40,727 --> 01:46:43,896
"Chews gum vehemently."
All the time she is chewing this gum.
1556
01:46:44,064 --> 01:46:45,314
"Handles books gracefully."

1557
01:46:45,482 --> 01:46:47,733
That doesn't really matter.
"Voice is pleasant.
1558
01:46:47,901 --> 01:46:51,112
Giggles rather often and is excitable."
She giggles at things.
1559
01:46:51,279 --> 01:46:53,823
"A little dreamy. Concentration is poor."
1560
01:46:53,990 --> 01:46:57,243
She looks at the book for a while
and then she gets fed up with it.
1561
01:46:57,411 --> 01:46:58,869
"Has private jokes of her own."
1562
01:46:59,037 --> 01:47:01,956
Which no one understands
so they can't enjoy them with her.
1563
01:47:02,124 --> 01:47:05,501
"She either has exceptional control
or she has no control at all."
1564
01:47:05,669 --> 01:47:07,336
We cannot decide which.
1565
01:47:07,796 --> 01:47:11,841
Added to that, just yesterday,
uh, Dr. Humbert...
1566
01:47:12,092 --> 01:47:16,554
...she wrote a most obscene word
with the lipstick, if you please...
1567
01:47:16,721 --> 01:47:18,389
...on the health pamphlet.
1568
01:47:19,266 --> 01:47:24,895
And so, in our opinion, she is suffering
from acute repression of the libido...
1569
01:47:25,105 --> 01:47:27,273

...of the natural instincts.

1570
01:47:29,276 --> 01:47:31,652
I fail to see the significance of all this...
1571
01:47:31,820 --> 01:47:35,781
...as far as her record as a student
is concerned, Dr. Zemph.
1572
01:47:36,616 --> 01:47:38,033
We Americans...
1573
01:47:38,869 --> 01:47:40,870
...we are progressively modern.
1574
01:47:41,913 --> 01:47:46,792
We believe that it is equally important
to prepare the pupils...
1575
01:47:47,169 --> 01:47:51,213
...for the mutually satisfactory mating
and the successful child rearing.
1576
01:47:51,381 --> 01:47:54,091
-That is what we believe.
-What do you suggest?
1577
01:47:54,384 --> 01:47:56,010
I am suggesting...
1578
01:47:56,511 --> 01:48:01,140
...that Dr. Cudler, who is the district
psychologist to the Board of Education...
1579
01:48:01,475 --> 01:48:05,478
...should visit you in the home with
his three-member board of psychologists...
1580
01:48:05,645 --> 01:48:09,190
...and once they are in the home
they can investigate thoroughly...
1581
01:48:09,357 --> 01:48:12,985
...in the home situation,
with all four of them.

1582
01:48:15,155 --> 01:48:19,033
Mm. The--? The home situation?
1583
01:48:19,201 --> 01:48:23,037
So that they can get straight
at the source of the repression.
1584
01:48:23,205 --> 01:48:25,956
But she's not being repressed,
Dr. Zemph.
1585
01:48:26,500 --> 01:48:30,419
Do I take it then that, uh,
you are refusing to cooperate...
1586
01:48:30,587 --> 01:48:33,130
...with Dr. Cudler
and those men what he's got?
1587
01:48:33,298 --> 01:48:36,634
I am not refusing anything at all,
but please understand me.
1588
01:48:36,801 --> 01:48:39,094
-No, I don't want to--What are you saying then?
1589
01:48:39,721 --> 01:48:41,680
I absolutely refuse...
1590
01:48:41,890 --> 01:48:45,518
...to have a quartet
of strange psychologists...
1591
01:48:45,685 --> 01:48:47,811
...nosing around my house.
1592
01:48:49,189 --> 01:48:50,689
Dr. Humbert...
1593
01:48:51,691 --> 01:48:53,359
...I'm afraid that...
1594
01:48:54,069 --> 01:48:56,028
...uh, you may have no choice.

1595
01:48:56,530 --> 01:48:57,988
Cigarette?
1596
01:48:58,156 --> 01:49:00,574
-No choice?
-No choice.
1597
01:49:01,701 --> 01:49:02,952
Keep the pack.
1598
01:49:04,371 --> 01:49:07,206
Look, Dr. Humbert...
1599
01:49:07,374 --> 01:49:10,417
...I don't wish to take this
to a higher level of authority...
1600
01:49:10,585 --> 01:49:13,587
-...if I can possibly help it. Understand?
-I should hope not.
1601
01:49:13,755 --> 01:49:15,965
So you must help me.
1602
01:49:19,386 --> 01:49:20,636
What can I do?
1603
01:49:20,929 --> 01:49:24,473
I don't know, but perhaps there is
another approach that we can take...
1604
01:49:24,641 --> 01:49:28,852
...something new altogether,
some new approach. What would you say?
1605
01:49:29,020 --> 01:49:30,145
Would you like that?
1606
01:49:30,313 --> 01:49:35,234
Some new area of adjustment
that Lolita could find...
1607
01:49:35,402 --> 01:49:39,738
...perhaps by taking a larger share

of the extracurricular school activities?

1608
01:49:39,990 --> 01:49:43,867
I have never objected to her taking part
in the extracurricular....
1609
01:49:45,453 --> 01:49:47,121
-School activities.
-Pardon me.
1610
01:49:47,289 --> 01:49:50,040
You see, we have questioned Lolita
on the home situation...
1611
01:49:50,208 --> 01:49:53,002
...but she says not a word,
stays with her lips buttoned up.
1612
01:49:53,169 --> 01:49:56,297
So we are speaking with her friends,
and they are saying things...
1613
01:49:56,464 --> 01:49:59,008
...which I wouldn't repeat to you here.
1614
01:49:59,175 --> 01:50:03,012
But there is one thing which has arisen
from this which is quite clear:
1615
01:50:03,179 --> 01:50:07,057
That you, Dr. Humbert,
should definitely un-veto...
1616
01:50:07,225 --> 01:50:10,978
...that girl's nonparticipation
in the school play.
1617
01:50:15,525 --> 01:50:19,445
Perhaps I was wrong in the attitude
that I took about the school play.
1618
01:50:19,613 --> 01:50:22,323
That's very big of you to admit that.
While you're at it...
1619
01:50:22,490 --> 01:50:25,492

...why don't you also loosen up

a bit more on the other two D's...
1620
01:50:25,660 --> 01:50:27,828
...the "dating" and the "dance"?
1621
01:50:28,788 --> 01:50:30,914
Do you think that those are
equally important?
1622
01:50:31,082 --> 01:50:32,958
Dr. Humbert, I tell you what I do think.
1623
01:50:33,126 --> 01:50:37,588
I feel that you and I should do all
in our power to stop that old Dr. Cudler...
1624
01:50:37,756 --> 01:50:40,549
...and his quartet of psychologists
from fiddling around...
1625
01:50:40,717 --> 01:50:43,218
...in the home situation.
That's what I feel.
1626
01:50:44,220 --> 01:50:46,180
Don't you agree with me?
1627
01:50:54,648 --> 01:50:58,817
I stand before you,
a rearsome bucky goat no more.
1628
01:50:58,985 --> 01:51:00,861
Tremble not, little nymph.
1629
01:51:01,029 --> 01:51:03,739
You see before you a weary goat.
1630
01:51:04,658 --> 01:51:06,742
The bewitcher is bewitched.
1631
01:51:07,452 --> 01:51:08,827
Look, Semiramis, look!
1632
01:51:08,995 --> 01:51:10,913

Yes, the goat removeth his horns.

1633
01:51:11,081 --> 01:51:13,874
-Let us take him to the Dark Kingdom.
-Yes.
1634
01:51:14,042 --> 01:51:15,751
To the Dark Kingdom, away, away!
1635
01:51:28,098 --> 01:51:30,015
Why, good evening, Dr. Humbert.
1636
01:51:30,183 --> 01:51:31,392
Miss Starch! Good evening!
1637
01:51:31,559 --> 01:51:35,270
-Did you enjoy the performance?
-Very much. I enjoyed every minute of it.
1638
01:51:35,438 --> 01:51:38,273
I wondered if the symbolism
wasn't heavy-handed at times.
1639
01:51:38,441 --> 01:51:41,944
I know what you mean,
but weren't the boys and girls charming?
1640
01:51:42,112 --> 01:51:45,114
They were, weren't they?
And particularly little Lolita.
1641
01:51:45,281 --> 01:51:48,117
She was quite perfect.
You must be awfully proud of her.
1642
01:51:48,284 --> 01:51:51,745
Yes, I am. You know, her performance
took me completely by surprise.
1643
01:51:51,913 --> 01:51:54,456
She made me promise not to watch
any of the rehearsals.
1644
01:51:54,624 --> 01:51:56,417
They're so intense at that age.

1645
01:51:56,584 --> 01:51:58,377
She must have worked awfully hard.
1646
01:51:58,545 --> 01:52:00,921
No wonder you decided
to suspend her piano lessons.
1647
01:52:01,089 --> 01:52:02,339
After all, there are only-1648
01:52:02,507 --> 01:52:05,300
I beg your pardon, did you say,
"suspend her piano lessons"?
1649
01:52:05,468 --> 01:52:06,552
Yes.
1650
01:52:06,720 --> 01:52:09,388
-Do you play, Dr. Humbert?
-Well, hardly at all now.
1651
01:52:09,556 --> 01:52:11,765
Didn't she have a lesson with you
last Saturday?
1652
01:52:11,933 --> 01:52:14,351
-No.
-Nor the preceding Saturday?
1653
01:52:14,519 --> 01:52:16,812
No. She called to say
she was busy rehearsing.
1654
01:52:16,980 --> 01:52:18,272
Busy rehearsing?
1655
01:52:18,440 --> 01:52:21,567
As a matter of fact,
she hasn't had a lesson for...
1656
01:52:21,776 --> 01:52:23,819
...let me see, four weeks.
1657
01:52:24,446 --> 01:52:26,280
I hope I haven't spoken out of turn.

1658
01:52:26,448 --> 01:52:29,450
No, no, not at all.
I must have misunderstood, that's all.
1659
01:52:30,118 --> 01:52:33,620
By the way, Dr. Humbert,
there's so few people in Beardsley...
1660
01:52:33,788 --> 01:52:36,415
...who appreciate music,
I was wondering, sometime...
1661
01:52:36,583 --> 01:52:39,501
...if you'd like to come by
and I could play something for you.
1662
01:52:39,669 --> 01:52:43,338
Yes, of course, certainly I will.
Thank you. Excuse me now.
1663
01:52:47,802 --> 01:52:50,471
-Oh. Good evening, Dr. Humbert.
-Hi, Dad!
1664
01:52:50,638 --> 01:52:52,681
-Wasn't it wonderful?
-How did you like it?
1665
01:52:52,849 --> 01:52:54,683
There's a party for the cast and author.
1666
01:52:54,851 --> 01:52:57,519
-Everybody's invited.
-I must take Lolita home.
1667
01:52:57,687 --> 01:52:59,688
-What?
-Our starlet's had enough excitement.
1668
01:52:59,856 --> 01:53:01,148
It's really gonna be fun.
1669
01:53:01,316 --> 01:53:03,650
I wouldn't want you to miss
any more piano lessons.

1670
01:53:03,818 --> 01:53:06,445
-I haven't missed any.
-You know what I'm talking about.
1671
01:53:06,613 --> 01:53:07,654
Say good night.
1672
01:53:07,822 --> 01:53:10,032
This isn't a regular party,
it's a cast party.
1673
01:53:10,200 --> 01:53:11,283
Come on.
1674
01:53:11,451 --> 01:53:14,620
-This is the cast party--We'll discuss it later.
1675
01:53:18,124 --> 01:53:19,374
Brewster...
1676
01:53:20,043 --> 01:53:22,544
...go and get some
Type A Kodachrome.
1677
01:53:22,712 --> 01:53:24,087
Okay.
1678
01:53:33,515 --> 01:53:35,432
-You're not going upstairs.
-Yes, I am!
1679
01:53:35,600 --> 01:53:37,017
-We're having a talk.
-Let go!
1680
01:53:37,185 --> 01:53:39,019
-You're hurting my arm!
-Stop shouting!
1681
01:53:39,187 --> 01:53:41,438
You let me go, you jerk! Let go of me!
1682
01:53:41,606 --> 01:53:44,191

Sit down! Now you're going to answer

a few questions.
1683
01:53:44,359 --> 01:53:46,568
You've got a big, fat nerve,
dragging me away.
1684
01:53:46,736 --> 01:53:49,154
-Stop that silly noise!
-Who do you think you are?
1685
01:53:49,322 --> 01:53:50,906
Want the police to come in here?
1686
01:53:51,074 --> 01:53:54,952
-Stop that shouting.
-I hope the police do come here. You freak!
1687
01:53:56,162 --> 01:53:58,580
All right, now the doors are shut.
Come on, shout!
1688
01:53:58,748 --> 01:54:02,251
Let's hear how loud you can shout.
Come on, come on, come on.
1689
01:54:06,589 --> 01:54:08,549
Now perhaps you will tell me.
1690
01:54:09,175 --> 01:54:13,178
What were you doing on Saturday
between 2 and 4 in the afternoon?
1691
01:54:14,180 --> 01:54:15,389
I went to my piano lesson.
1692
01:54:15,557 --> 01:54:16,723
-That's a lie.
-It is not.
1693
01:54:16,891 --> 01:54:20,185
I happen to know you haven't been
to a piano lesson for four weeks.
1694
01:54:20,353 --> 01:54:21,770
Yeah? Just ask Miss Starch.

1695
01:54:21,938 --> 01:54:24,064
I asked Miss Starch.
How do you think I know?
1696
01:54:24,232 --> 01:54:27,526
She told me. I saw her tonight.
Didn't you see her at the performance?
1697
01:54:27,694 --> 01:54:28,902
Yeah.
1698
01:54:29,070 --> 01:54:30,070
Now tell me.
1699
01:54:30,238 --> 01:54:32,739
What have you been doing
these afternoons?
1700
01:54:36,578 --> 01:54:39,580
-You really wanna know?
-Yes, I do. I really want to know.
1701
01:54:39,747 --> 01:54:43,709
All right. I'm gonna tell you
the real truth of what I've been doing.
1702
01:54:43,960 --> 01:54:45,669
I've been going to extra rehearsals.
1703
01:54:45,837 --> 01:54:49,256
That's the most fatuous lie
you could possibly think up.
1704
01:54:49,424 --> 01:54:51,675
Don't say any more.
I know what you've been doing.
1705
01:54:51,843 --> 01:54:54,219
You've been with this leading man
of yours...
1706
01:54:54,387 --> 01:54:56,263
...this Roy, isn't that so?
1707

01:54:58,308 --> 01:54:59,349

You're sick.
1708
01:54:59,517 --> 01:55:02,060
Stop! Don't throw those silly,
silly clichs at me.
1709
01:55:02,228 --> 01:55:03,645
Don't tell me any more.
1710
01:55:03,813 --> 01:55:05,272
You've been with this boy?
1711
01:55:05,440 --> 01:55:07,566
-Come on, tell me.
-You need help.
1712
01:55:07,942 --> 01:55:12,154
-You're imagining things.
-Shut up, Lolita! Stop that silly talk!
1713
01:55:25,793 --> 01:55:27,002
Lolita.
1714
01:55:35,136 --> 01:55:36,595
Lolita.
1715
01:55:36,763 --> 01:55:40,599
Now, if you swear to me that this isn't true
I promise that I will believe you.
1716
01:55:40,767 --> 01:55:44,144
I won't swear anything.
You'll never believe me, no matter what.
1717
01:55:44,312 --> 01:55:45,729
I will believe you.
1718
01:55:45,897 --> 01:55:47,856
No, you won't. Let's face it, you won't.
1719
01:55:48,024 --> 01:55:51,276
I'll forget the whole thing.
I'll never question you about it again.
1720

01:55:51,444 --> 01:55:54,571

No, you'll never believe me.
Why should I swear to you?
1721
01:56:00,536 --> 01:56:02,287
All right, I believe you.
1722
01:56:02,580 --> 01:56:04,331
It's partly my fault. I realize that.
1723
01:56:04,499 --> 01:56:07,793
It's something that's happened
on account of this horrible place.
1724
01:56:07,961 --> 01:56:10,379
These people poking their noses
into our business...
1725
01:56:10,546 --> 01:56:13,548
...and I never see you anymore,
with your soda fountains, and your extra-1726
01:56:14,926 --> 01:56:16,343
Stop doing that!
1727
01:56:25,269 --> 01:56:27,646
But we could leave this place perhaps.
1728
01:56:30,149 --> 01:56:33,151
Yes, there's nothing to keep us here.
1729
01:56:33,945 --> 01:56:37,364
We haven't any obligations here.
We don't owe rent to anybody.
1730
01:56:37,532 --> 01:56:41,493
We could just pack up our bags.
Tonight. We could go now.
1731
01:56:41,661 --> 01:56:45,205
I could take you for a wonderful trip
round the country.
1732
01:56:46,040 --> 01:56:47,666
You can't leave here.

1733
01:56:48,209 --> 01:56:49,334
Why not?
1734
01:56:49,585 --> 01:56:51,878
You've gotta work. What about your job?
1735
01:56:52,046 --> 01:56:55,340
My job doesn't mean anything.
I could always publish articles....
1736
01:56:55,508 --> 01:56:59,136
My book's going to be published soon.
It's a wonderful idea.
1737
01:56:59,679 --> 01:57:02,347
I have to go to school.
What about my education?
1738
01:57:02,515 --> 01:57:05,892
Education? What sort of an education
do you think you're getting here?
1739
01:57:06,060 --> 01:57:10,355
You got a much better education
when you were traveling around with me.
1740
01:57:10,606 --> 01:57:13,400
Well, look, the play has two more
performances next week.
1741
01:57:13,568 --> 01:57:17,070
Don't start talking about the play.
That's what's just come between us.
1742
01:57:17,238 --> 01:57:19,489
That's what started this whole row!
1743
01:57:20,533 --> 01:57:22,743
Don't you want to get back
to where we were...
1744
01:57:22,910 --> 01:57:24,953
...before we came to this horrible place?
1745
01:57:25,121 --> 01:57:27,330

Don't you want to come away with me?

1746
01:57:27,665 --> 01:57:28,707
No!
1747
01:57:28,916 --> 01:57:30,459
I hate you!
1748
01:57:30,626 --> 01:57:32,210
-I hate you!
-Lolita!
1749
01:57:32,378 --> 01:57:34,379
You want to stay with this filthy boy!
1750
01:57:34,547 --> 01:57:35,714
Yes!
1751
01:57:35,882 --> 01:57:38,133
-Why can't you leave me alone?
-Shut your mouth...
1752
01:57:38,301 --> 01:57:41,094
-...you horrid little psychopath!
-Don't tell me what to do!
1753
01:57:41,262 --> 01:57:42,554
I promise you one thing:
1754
01:57:42,722 --> 01:57:45,098
You're not gonna see
these filthy boys anymore.
1755
01:57:45,266 --> 01:57:47,642
-That's one thing that--I've got news for you.
1756
01:57:47,810 --> 01:57:50,479
I'll do anything I want to,
anytime I want to...
1757
01:57:50,646 --> 01:57:52,647
-...with anyone I want...
-Shut your filthy mouth!
1758

01:57:53,983 --> 01:57:55,442

-...and you can't stop me!
-Shut up!
1759
01:58:02,784 --> 01:58:05,911
-Miss Le Bone.
-Dr. Humbert, uh, may I come in?
1760
01:58:06,370 --> 01:58:07,954
What can I do for you?
1761
01:58:08,247 --> 01:58:10,999
Well, this is a little awkward
to say, but I'm....
1762
01:58:11,167 --> 01:58:15,337
I thought you ought to know, this noise,
I can hear every word next door.
1763
01:58:15,630 --> 01:58:17,714
Well, we were having a family row.
1764
01:58:17,882 --> 01:58:20,342
The child's voice is very shrill
when she gets upset.
1765
01:58:20,510 --> 01:58:23,678
Yes, of course, I understand perfectly,
but, well, I-1766
01:58:23,846 --> 01:58:28,100
I happen to have company and he's
a minister of the church, and you know....
1767
01:58:28,267 --> 01:58:30,602
Perhaps you can convey
my apologies to him.
1768
01:58:30,770 --> 01:58:32,604
We were quarrelling
about piano lessons.
1769
01:58:32,772 --> 01:58:33,855
Hello, dear.
1770
01:58:34,023 --> 01:58:35,524

Hello, Miss Le Bone.

1771
01:58:36,609 --> 01:58:37,901
Good night.
1772
01:58:38,778 --> 01:58:42,030
-What a pretty getup.
-She was in the school play tonight.
1773
01:58:42,198 --> 01:58:44,783
Yes, of course, the school play.
1774
01:58:45,785 --> 01:58:47,202
Dr. Humbert, I do hope...
1775
01:58:47,370 --> 01:58:51,581
...you don't think that I'm presuming
on our good neighbor relations...
1776
01:58:51,791 --> 01:58:54,709
...but, um, I should tell you
that the neighbors are beginning...
1777
01:58:54,877 --> 01:58:57,170
...to get curious about you and your girl.
1778
01:58:57,338 --> 01:59:01,341
-I can't think why they should do that.
-Well, you know how people talk. Ha, ha.
1779
01:59:03,886 --> 01:59:05,804
I must get back to my guest.
1780
01:59:06,347 --> 01:59:07,806
Would you care to join us?
1781
01:59:07,974 --> 01:59:11,768
That's very nice of you, thank you,
but I'll take a rain check, as they say.
1782
01:59:11,936 --> 01:59:13,228
Oh, right.
1783
01:59:13,437 --> 01:59:14,896
Well, uh, good night.

1784
01:59:15,314 --> 01:59:16,481
Good night.
1785
01:59:34,750 --> 01:59:36,209
Come on, we're going home.
1786
01:59:36,377 --> 01:59:38,378
-Wait.
-I forbade you to go to the party.
1787
01:59:38,546 --> 01:59:39,546
I wasn't going to.
1788
01:59:39,714 --> 01:59:41,840
-Who were you talking to?
-I tried to call you.
1789
01:59:42,008 --> 01:59:45,719
You were speaking to somebody just now
on the telephone. Who was that?
1790
01:59:45,887 --> 01:59:47,637
I got a wrong number.
1791
01:59:49,140 --> 01:59:51,099
Listen, I've decided something.
1792
01:59:51,267 --> 01:59:52,517
Yes?
1793
01:59:52,685 --> 01:59:54,686
I want to leave school.
1794
01:59:54,854 --> 01:59:55,896
You what?
1795
01:59:56,063 --> 01:59:57,939
I don't want you to be
mad at me anymore.
1796
01:59:58,107 --> 02:00:00,233
Everything's gonna be great
from now on.

1797
02:00:00,401 --> 02:00:03,486
-You mean that?
-I hate school, and I hate the play.
1798
02:00:03,779 --> 02:00:06,281
I really do. I never want to go back.
1799
02:00:06,699 --> 02:00:08,033
That's good.
1800
02:00:08,242 --> 02:00:10,702
Let's leave tomorrow.
We can go for a long trip...
1801
02:00:10,870 --> 02:00:13,496
...and we'll go wherever I want to,
won't we?
1802
02:00:13,664 --> 02:00:15,749
Ha-ha-ha. Yes, my darling.
1803
02:00:15,917 --> 02:00:18,126
- Are you glad?
-Yes, of course I am.
1804
02:00:18,294 --> 02:00:20,212
To hell with the play! See what I mean?
1805
02:00:20,379 --> 02:00:21,755
Yes, that's good.
1806
02:00:22,423 --> 02:00:25,800
Let's go home. I feel sort of romantic.
1807
02:00:34,227 --> 02:00:37,312
The brakes were relined,
the water pipes unplugged...
1808
02:00:37,563 --> 02:00:39,231
...the valves ground.
1809
02:00:39,565 --> 02:00:42,317
We had promised Beardsley School
that we would be back...

1810
02:00:42,485 --> 02:00:46,154
...as soon as my Hollywood engagement
came to an end.
1811
02:00:46,739 --> 02:00:51,493
Inventive Humbert was to be, I hinted,
chief consultant in production of a film...
1812
02:00:51,661 --> 02:00:55,830
...dealing with existentialism,
still a hot thing at the time.
1813
02:01:49,552 --> 02:01:54,180
I cannot tell you the exact day
when I first knew with utter certainty...
1814
02:01:54,348 --> 02:01:57,058
...that a strange car was following us.
1815
02:01:57,601 --> 02:02:01,187
Queer how I misinterpreted
the designation of doom.
1816
02:02:23,002 --> 02:02:24,544
Fill her up, please.
1817
02:03:09,131 --> 02:03:11,633
I'm cold, I'm gonna get a sweater.
1818
02:03:11,801 --> 02:03:12,801
-Oh!
-Watch it, please!
1819
02:03:12,968 --> 02:03:16,805
Do you have to drive so fast?
You're gonna get us killed.
1820
02:03:17,098 --> 02:03:19,432
What's the big, fat hurry, anyway?
1821
02:03:19,600 --> 02:03:22,519
There's been a car following us
which we've been trying to lose.
1822
02:03:22,686 --> 02:03:23,686

What?
1823
02:03:23,854 --> 02:03:26,606
However, I haven't seen it recently.
I think we've lost it.
1824
02:03:26,774 --> 02:03:27,774
Really?
1825
02:03:27,942 --> 02:03:31,111
I didn't want to scare you,
but it's followed us for three days...
1826
02:03:31,278 --> 02:03:33,571
...and yesterday it was parked
outside the motel.
1827
02:03:33,739 --> 02:03:36,908
-I haven't seen any car. Are you sure?
-Yes, I am sure.
1828
02:03:37,076 --> 02:03:38,827
I think you're imagining things.
1829
02:03:38,994 --> 02:03:41,246
What did that man ask you
in the service station?
1830
02:03:41,414 --> 02:03:42,414
What man?
1831
02:03:42,581 --> 02:03:46,084
There was a man in the service station.
I saw you when I was in the john.
1832
02:03:46,252 --> 02:03:49,337
I didn't see any man at the....
Oh, yes, that man.
1833
02:03:49,505 --> 02:03:52,757
Uh, he wondered if I had a map.
I guess he got lost.
1834
02:03:52,925 --> 02:03:55,218
Lo, now listen, please.

1835
02:03:55,386 --> 02:03:58,138
I don't know if you're lying to me,
or if you're insane...
1836
02:03:58,305 --> 02:04:01,433
...and I don't really care any longer,
but that man, I believe...
1837
02:04:01,600 --> 02:04:03,560
...was in the car
that's been following us.
1838
02:04:03,727 --> 02:04:05,812
-That's ridiculous.
-I think he's a cop.
1839
02:04:05,980 --> 02:04:07,063
-A cop?
-Yes.
1840
02:04:07,231 --> 02:04:10,275
If he is, the worst thing we can do
is let him know we're scared.
1841
02:04:10,443 --> 02:04:12,444
Let's just ignore him, and slow down.
1842
02:04:12,611 --> 02:04:14,654
Would you kindly tell me, please...
1843
02:04:14,822 --> 02:04:17,657
...what you said to him exactly
and what he said to you?
1844
02:04:17,825 --> 02:04:19,117
I told you.
1845
02:04:19,410 --> 02:04:21,995
Well, did he ask you
where we were going?
1846
02:04:22,163 --> 02:04:24,372
All he asked was if I had a map.
1847
02:04:24,540 --> 02:04:27,542

I'd have thought that he'd ask

the man at the service station.
1848
02:04:27,710 --> 02:04:30,128
Well, I would have thought
he would too.
1849
02:04:30,546 --> 02:04:32,005
Anyhow, I think we've lost him.
1850
02:04:37,303 --> 02:04:38,761
I told you not to drive so fast!
1851
02:04:38,929 --> 02:04:40,221
Leave me alone, can't you?!
1852
02:04:40,389 --> 02:04:44,267
-Don't talk to me that way.
-Do you think I wanted to have a blowout?
1853
02:04:45,352 --> 02:04:47,145
Hey, look, all the nines changed
to the next-1854
02:04:47,313 --> 02:04:50,982
-Shh! There it is.
-What?
1855
02:04:51,150 --> 02:04:53,151
The car. Don't you recognize it now?
1856
02:04:53,319 --> 02:04:54,360
No.
1857
02:04:54,528 --> 02:04:55,612
Don't look now.
1858
02:04:55,779 --> 02:04:58,573
I don't want him to think
that we've seen him.
1859
02:05:01,285 --> 02:05:04,370
-What's he stopping for?
-Maybe he's gonna help us.
1860

02:05:04,538 --> 02:05:07,999

He can't help us,
stopping way back there like that.
1861
02:05:08,417 --> 02:05:13,254
It can't be the police because if they were,
they'd pull up beside us and write a ticket.
1862
02:05:13,422 --> 02:05:15,757
-But the police--Shh! I'm trying to think.
1863
02:05:15,925 --> 02:05:21,304
Maybe it's a special kind of police
who are just supposed to follow people.
1864
02:05:21,514 --> 02:05:24,390
Yeah, like the vice squad. Scaddy, wow.
1865
02:05:24,558 --> 02:05:27,727
Be quiet. Stop talking.
We've got to think about this.
1866
02:05:28,187 --> 02:05:30,104
What are we going to do?
1867
02:05:30,272 --> 02:05:32,023
Am I being quiet enough?
1868
02:05:32,191 --> 02:05:35,902
Don't try to be clever, please.
I've got a terrific pain in my arm.
1869
02:05:36,070 --> 02:05:38,655
-Really? Hmm.
-I don't know what I did to it.
1870
02:05:41,116 --> 02:05:42,951
Well, what are we gonna do now?
1871
02:05:43,118 --> 02:05:44,911
I'm gonna get out of this car...
1872
02:05:45,079 --> 02:05:47,539
...walk down the road
and speak to him face to face.

1873
02:05:47,706 --> 02:05:49,457
I'll say, "What are you doing?"
1874
02:05:49,625 --> 02:05:51,584
-I wouldn't do that.
-Why not?
1875
02:05:51,752 --> 02:05:54,128
Well, it, uh, might be dangerous.
1876
02:05:58,759 --> 02:06:00,552
My arm is killing me.
1877
02:06:01,679 --> 02:06:05,723
I don't seem to be able
to breathe properly.
1878
02:06:06,141 --> 02:06:08,643
It's probably just gas pains.
1879
02:06:09,812 --> 02:06:11,604
Yeah, it must be that.
1880
02:06:12,231 --> 02:06:15,400
Maybe you ought to see a doctor
in the next town?
1881
02:06:15,859 --> 02:06:17,735
No, I'll be all right.
1882
02:06:20,489 --> 02:06:24,033
It's probably just something I ate.
1883
02:06:25,077 --> 02:06:26,494
Wait a minute.
1884
02:06:27,079 --> 02:06:30,832
I once read in a Reader's Digest
that this is the way heart attacks start.
1885
02:06:31,000 --> 02:06:32,041
Shut up, will you?!
1886

02:06:32,459 --> 02:06:34,043

Shut up yourself!
1887
02:06:34,378 --> 02:06:36,671
I'm tired of hearing
about your moans and groans.
1888
02:06:36,839 --> 02:06:40,425
If you want to know something,
I feel pretty lousy myself.
1889
02:06:46,015 --> 02:06:47,348
He's moving.
1890
02:06:48,017 --> 02:06:49,517
Big deal.
1891
02:06:50,477 --> 02:06:52,270
He's turning around.
1892
02:06:58,402 --> 02:06:59,777
He's going away.
1893
02:07:05,034 --> 02:07:06,618
Are you feeling cold?
1894
02:07:07,119 --> 02:07:08,286
Yeah.
1895
02:07:08,829 --> 02:07:10,747
I feel all achy.
1896
02:07:11,540 --> 02:07:14,125
I bet I'm getting the Asiatic flu.
1897
02:07:14,877 --> 02:07:17,420
Here, let me feel your head.
1898
02:07:22,593 --> 02:07:25,720
-We make a fine pair, don't we?
-Mm.
1899
02:07:26,138 --> 02:07:32,060
You just relax and stretch out on the seat,
if that will make you feel better...

1900
02:07:32,770 --> 02:07:35,396
...and I will see what I can do about...
1901
02:07:36,649 --> 02:07:38,316
...changing the tire.
1902
02:07:53,290 --> 02:07:55,291
-Good morning, Miss....
-Good morning, Mr. Humbert.
1903
02:07:58,170 --> 02:08:01,422
Good morning, Mr. Humbert.
We seem to be going the same way.
1904
02:08:01,590 --> 02:08:04,425
I was just about to give your daughter
some medicine.
1905
02:08:04,593 --> 02:08:06,886
- How is she?
-She's much better today.
1906
02:08:07,054 --> 02:08:09,806
Her temperature's normal
and her cough's gone.
1907
02:08:09,973 --> 02:08:11,307
Here's your father, dear.
1908
02:08:11,475 --> 02:08:12,975
-Hi.
-Hello.
1909
02:08:15,521 --> 02:08:17,772
-How are you feeling?
-I feel fine.
1910
02:08:17,940 --> 02:08:20,024
You're looking much better.
1911
02:08:24,029 --> 02:08:27,115
-What gruesome flowers.
-Oh?
1912

02:08:28,033 --> 02:08:29,450

But thanks anyway.
1913
02:08:29,618 --> 02:08:32,161
Nurse, can you find, uh, some water
to put these in, please?
1914
02:08:32,329 --> 02:08:33,329
Certainly.
1915
02:08:33,497 --> 02:08:35,498
Have you been getting notes
in the hospital?
1916
02:08:35,666 --> 02:08:36,916
Excuse me.
1917
02:08:37,459 --> 02:08:40,920
Does your father think that you get notes
from my boyfriend?
1918
02:08:45,384 --> 02:08:48,761
I just thought it might be a bill
from the hospital or something.
1919
02:08:48,929 --> 02:08:50,972
Do you have to antagonize everybody?
1920
02:08:51,140 --> 02:08:53,391
It was a perfectly reasonable question.
1921
02:08:55,477 --> 02:08:58,438
What's the matter with you anyway?
You look kind of slimy.
1922
02:08:58,605 --> 02:09:02,150
-I'm afraid I'm coming down with a cold.
-Mm.
1923
02:09:02,317 --> 02:09:04,485
-Caught it from me?
-I suppose.
1924
02:09:04,778 --> 02:09:08,406
Mr. Humbert, would you please
move your car to the visitors' parking lot?

1925
02:09:08,574 --> 02:09:11,409
I'm sorry. I was in a hurry
and I didn't feel too bright.
1926
02:09:11,577 --> 02:09:14,579
But you've parked it right next to a sign
saying "staff only."
1927
02:09:14,747 --> 02:09:16,622
All right. I shall leave in a moment.
1928
02:09:16,790 --> 02:09:19,333
I'm sorry,
but these are the hospital rules.
1929
02:09:22,588 --> 02:09:24,464
Mary was only trying to be helpful.
1930
02:09:24,631 --> 02:09:27,633
I've no doubt she's been just as helpful
with you all the time.
1931
02:09:27,801 --> 02:09:29,093
She has.
1932
02:09:29,261 --> 02:09:33,097
Uh, and I shouldn't wonder if you two
have been exchanging confessions.
1933
02:09:33,265 --> 02:09:36,267
Come on now,
let's not start that all up again.
1934
02:09:39,021 --> 02:09:41,022
I brought you some books.
1935
02:09:42,149 --> 02:09:44,859
My friend, Professor Baer,
The Romantic Poets...
1936
02:09:45,027 --> 02:09:48,529
...and here's something you might like,
The History of Dancing...
1937

02:09:48,697 --> 02:09:53,367

...and Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
by James Joyce, you might like.
1938
02:09:53,577 --> 02:09:56,788
-Whose are these? These are not yours.
-Those are Mary's.
1939
02:09:56,955 --> 02:10:01,375
And since when have nurses
worn dark glasses when on duty?
1940
02:10:02,920 --> 02:10:05,129
There we go again.
1941
02:10:07,299 --> 02:10:10,176
When did the doctor say
that you can leave the hospital?
1942
02:10:10,344 --> 02:10:11,344
What?
1943
02:10:11,512 --> 02:10:14,222
Are you going to read the magazine
or talk to me?
1944
02:10:14,389 --> 02:10:15,640
Sure.
1945
02:10:15,808 --> 02:10:18,059
When did the doctor say
that you can leave?
1946
02:10:18,227 --> 02:10:20,520
I think he wants me to stay
another 48 hours.
1947
02:10:20,687 --> 02:10:23,564
That's all right. We can start early
on Tuesday morning...
1948
02:10:23,732 --> 02:10:27,276
...and we'll make the Mexican border
in three days...
1949
02:10:27,486 --> 02:10:31,155

...and that'll be the end of all those

mysterious agents following us around.
1950
02:10:31,323 --> 02:10:34,242
Mr. Humbert, I must ask you
to move your car.
1951
02:10:35,202 --> 02:10:36,702
I'm just leaving.
1952
02:10:41,208 --> 02:10:42,416
Goodbye.
1953
02:10:46,713 --> 02:10:48,589
Might catch your cold.
1954
02:10:53,178 --> 02:10:56,055
I shall stay in tonight
and nurse my cold...
1955
02:10:56,431 --> 02:10:58,933
...so I shan't see you
until tomorrow morning.
1956
02:10:59,268 --> 02:11:00,393
Bye-bye.
1957
02:11:51,194 --> 02:11:52,236
Hello?
1958
02:11:52,988 --> 02:11:55,406
Uh, hello. Is that Professor Humbert?
1959
02:11:55,824 --> 02:11:56,866
Yes.
1960
02:11:57,034 --> 02:11:58,910
How are you, professor?
1961
02:11:59,620 --> 02:12:01,203
I'm-- Who is this, please?
1962
02:12:01,371 --> 02:12:05,917
Heh, heh. I'm sort of really
sorry to, uh, disturb you.

1963
02:12:06,084 --> 02:12:09,420
I hope I really haven't woken you
at this terribly late hour.
1964
02:12:09,588 --> 02:12:12,048
I was wondering if you'd been
enjoying your stay...
1965
02:12:12,215 --> 02:12:14,508
...in our lovely little town here.
1966
02:12:14,676 --> 02:12:15,760
Who's this calling?
1967
02:12:15,928 --> 02:12:17,845
Oh, my name....
It doesn't matter about that.
1968
02:12:18,013 --> 02:12:20,806
It's really an obscure
and unremarkable name...
1969
02:12:20,974 --> 02:12:22,475
...you understand, professor.
1970
02:12:22,643 --> 02:12:27,313
But my department is sort of concerned,
uh, sort of concerned with the bizarre...
1971
02:12:27,522 --> 02:12:31,984
...rumors that have been circulating
about you and that lovely, remarkable girl...
1972
02:12:32,152 --> 02:12:33,861
...you've been traveling with.
1973
02:12:34,029 --> 02:12:36,989
Look, I'm very much afraid
you'll have to identify yourself...
1974
02:12:37,157 --> 02:12:40,868
...because this conversation is becoming
more and more preposterous.
1975

02:12:41,036 --> 02:12:43,579

Professor, now tell me something...
1976
02:12:43,747 --> 02:12:46,290
...I guess all this traveling around
you do...
1977
02:12:46,458 --> 02:12:49,710
...you don't get much time
to, uh, see a psychiatrist regularly...
1978
02:12:49,878 --> 02:12:51,128
...is that right?
1979
02:12:51,296 --> 02:12:54,799
I have no psychiatrist,
and I don't need a psychiatrist!
1980
02:12:55,217 --> 02:12:57,134
I'll tell you why I ask, you see...
1981
02:12:57,302 --> 02:13:00,513
...you're, uh, classified in our files,
professor...
1982
02:13:00,681 --> 02:13:03,849
...you're classified in our files
as a white, widowed male.
1983
02:13:04,017 --> 02:13:07,603
I wonder if you'd be prepared
to give our investigator...
1984
02:13:07,938 --> 02:13:10,648
...a report, professor, on your...
1985
02:13:11,066 --> 02:13:13,317
...uh, current sex life, if any.
1986
02:13:13,485 --> 02:13:16,570
I don't know who you are,
and I certainly have no interest...
1987
02:13:16,738 --> 02:13:19,740
...in your investigators,
so I'm afraid that you will have to...

1988
02:13:19,908 --> 02:13:21,867
...terminate this conversation.
1989
02:13:22,035 --> 02:13:24,412
Professor, "afraid" is Freudian lingo-1990
02:13:44,599 --> 02:13:46,892
-Can I help you, sir?
-Yes. My name is Humbert.
1991
02:13:47,060 --> 02:13:50,563
I want to pay the bill of Miss Haze
in Room 3. I'm taking her home.
1992
02:13:50,731 --> 02:13:52,690
Have you gotten permission
from the doctor?
1993
02:13:52,858 --> 02:13:55,568
I can do what I choose.
It's nothing to do with the doctor.
1994
02:13:55,736 --> 02:13:57,778
You must have permission
from the doctor.
1995
02:13:57,946 --> 02:14:00,072
What is this, a prison or a hospital?
1996
02:14:00,240 --> 02:14:03,325
I'm afraid you'll have to speak
to Dr. Keagy.
1997
02:14:03,869 --> 02:14:07,329
Calling Dr. Keagy.
Dr. Keagy, come to Reception, please.
1998
02:14:07,497 --> 02:14:09,373
I'll just go into her room to alert her.
1999
02:14:09,541 --> 02:14:11,208
No. No, you can't go in there.
2000
02:14:11,376 --> 02:14:13,586

I'll get her to get her bags ready.

2001
02:14:13,754 --> 02:14:17,214
Dr. Keagy will be down in just a minute.
Why don't you wait?
2002
02:14:22,512 --> 02:14:25,056
-Yes, Miss Fromkiss?
-Dr. Keagy, Mr. Humbert.
2003
02:14:25,640 --> 02:14:27,892
How long have you had that cough,
Mr. Humbert?
2004
02:14:28,060 --> 02:14:30,770
I'm all right, thank you.
I simply want to pay the bill...
2005
02:14:30,937 --> 02:14:34,148
...for Miss Haze in Room 3
and take her away from here.
2006
02:14:34,316 --> 02:14:36,150
Miss Haze, Room 3.
2007
02:14:36,401 --> 02:14:38,694
Wasn't she discharged
earlier this evening?
2008
02:14:38,862 --> 02:14:41,447
-I'll see.
-No, she couldn't have been.
2009
02:14:42,282 --> 02:14:44,742
Yes, she was discharged
at 8:15 this evening.
2010
02:14:44,910 --> 02:14:45,910
That's impossible.
2011
02:14:46,078 --> 02:14:49,246
-Right here, she was discharged at 8:15.
-I don't care about that.
2012
02:14:49,414 --> 02:14:52,833
You, Nurse What's-your-name.

She's still in there, isn't she?

2013
02:14:53,001 --> 02:14:55,503
Mr. Humbert, your daughter left
earlier this evening.
2014
02:14:55,670 --> 02:14:56,921
That's ridiculous.
2015
02:14:57,089 --> 02:14:58,172
Where are you going?
2016
02:14:58,507 --> 02:14:59,715
Come back here, now.
2017
02:14:59,883 --> 02:15:02,426
You can't go in there now, it's a hospital.
2018
02:15:02,594 --> 02:15:04,887
- Where have you put her?
- Get your hands off!
2019
02:15:05,055 --> 02:15:06,263
Where is she?
2020
02:15:07,140 --> 02:15:09,266
Hold him. Hold him.
2021
02:15:09,434 --> 02:15:10,643
Let go of me!
2022
02:15:10,811 --> 02:15:13,145
- What do you think you're doing?
-Hold it!
2023
02:15:13,313 --> 02:15:14,313
Where is she?
2024
02:15:14,481 --> 02:15:16,482
- Easy.
-Sidney, get a straightjacket.
2025
02:15:16,817 --> 02:15:18,150
All right. I'm calm.

2026
02:15:18,318 --> 02:15:20,444
Doctor, this man must be psychotic.
2027
02:15:20,779 --> 02:15:22,321
His stepdaughter was a patient...
2028
02:15:22,489 --> 02:15:25,032
...and she left this evening
in care of her uncle.
2029
02:15:25,200 --> 02:15:27,493
-Her uncle! Did you say "uncle"?
-Yes.
2030
02:15:27,661 --> 02:15:29,078
-Let me go.
-Hold him!
2031
02:15:35,168 --> 02:15:37,044
Hold him now. Got him, Andre?
2032
02:15:37,212 --> 02:15:38,504
Yeah. Yeah.
2033
02:15:38,672 --> 02:15:40,214
All right. Let me go.
2034
02:15:40,507 --> 02:15:42,007
Now look, mister...
2035
02:15:42,592 --> 02:15:45,761
...you've caused quite
a serious disturbance here. Now, hold it!
2036
02:15:45,929 --> 02:15:47,555
If you like, we'll call the police.
2037
02:15:47,722 --> 02:15:51,851
The police? No. We don't need the police.
It's quite all right.
2038
02:15:52,018 --> 02:15:54,770
All right. Let's get this business straight.
2039

02:15:55,647 --> 02:15:59,400

This girl was officially discharged
earlier tonight in the care of her uncle.
2040
02:15:59,568 --> 02:16:00,943
If you say so.
2041
02:16:01,111 --> 02:16:03,154
Has she or hasn't she an uncle?
2042
02:16:03,405 --> 02:16:05,197
All right, let's say she has an uncle.
2043
02:16:05,365 --> 02:16:08,075
What do you mean,
"let's say she has an uncle"?
2044
02:16:08,493 --> 02:16:10,244
All right, she has an uncle.
2045
02:16:10,412 --> 02:16:13,414
Uncle Gus, yes, I remember now...
2046
02:16:13,582 --> 02:16:17,710
...he was going to pick her up here
at the hospital. I forgot that.
2047
02:16:18,170 --> 02:16:19,920
- You forgot?
-Yes, I forgot.
2048
02:16:20,088 --> 02:16:22,756
- It's a strange thing to forget.
-No, it's not so strange.
2049
02:16:22,924 --> 02:16:26,093
You don't know my brother Gus.
He's very easy to forget.
2050
02:16:26,428 --> 02:16:28,179
He's drunk, that's what's the matter.
2051
02:16:28,346 --> 02:16:30,264
That's right,
I've been drinking too much.

2052
02:16:30,432 --> 02:16:32,308
I have personal problems,
you understand?
2053
02:16:32,475 --> 02:16:35,853
- Here it is, doctor.
-No, no, it's all right, Sidney.
2054
02:16:44,529 --> 02:16:46,739
Would you like some black coffee
or something?
2055
02:16:46,907 --> 02:16:50,409
No, not now, thank you.
I really ought to move on now.
2056
02:16:51,161 --> 02:16:53,078
Think you feel well enough to leave?
2057
02:16:53,246 --> 02:16:56,916
Yes. Just let me up.
I'm fine now, much better.
2058
02:16:57,083 --> 02:16:58,834
See that he gets home all right.
2059
02:16:59,002 --> 02:17:00,628
All right, let him up.
2060
02:17:06,718 --> 02:17:11,138
Uh, she didn't, by any chance,
leave any message for me?
2061
02:17:12,390 --> 02:17:14,099
No, I suppose not.
2062
02:20:09,401 --> 02:20:10,692
Well...
2063
02:20:11,319 --> 02:20:13,112
...gee, what a surprise.
2064
02:20:15,865 --> 02:20:18,992
So this is what Mrs. Richard T. Schiller
looks like.

2065
02:20:19,994 --> 02:20:24,039
You'll have to excuse my appearance,
but you've caught me on ironing day.
2066
02:20:26,835 --> 02:20:28,377
But do come in.
2067
02:20:29,295 --> 02:20:31,797
You're looking marvelous.
Can I take your coat?
2068
02:20:31,965 --> 02:20:33,799
No, I'd rather keep it.
2069
02:20:34,926 --> 02:20:37,094
I wrote to you about a week ago.
2070
02:20:37,262 --> 02:20:39,680
I was beginning to think
you were sore or something.
2071
02:20:39,848 --> 02:20:42,474
I must say I wouldn't blame you
if you were.
2072
02:20:42,725 --> 02:20:45,269
A fine thing, me dropping out of sight
for so long...
2073
02:20:45,437 --> 02:20:47,354
...and then writing you for a handout.
2074
02:20:47,522 --> 02:20:49,940
-Would you like a cup of coffee?
-No, thank you-2075
02:20:50,108 --> 02:20:51,733
Or a drink, maybe?
2076
02:20:52,026 --> 02:20:53,068
No.
2077
02:20:53,528 --> 02:20:56,363
Ugh. I won't be able to do that

in another month.
2078
02:20:56,531 --> 02:20:57,698
Is that him?
2079
02:20:58,491 --> 02:20:59,616
The one facing us.
2080
02:20:59,784 --> 02:21:01,368
Yes, that's Dick.
2081
02:21:03,163 --> 02:21:05,122
He doesn't know a thing
about you and me...
2082
02:21:05,290 --> 02:21:06,748
...so please watch what you say.
2083
02:21:06,916 --> 02:21:10,043
That's ridiculous. You don't expect me
to believe that, do you?
2084
02:21:10,211 --> 02:21:13,172
Why not?
You don't think I'd tell him, do you?
2085
02:21:13,465 --> 02:21:15,591
Who does he think that I am?
2086
02:21:15,800 --> 02:21:17,217
My stepfather.
2087
02:21:21,931 --> 02:21:24,725
Then this isn't the man who took you
from the hospital?
2088
02:21:24,893 --> 02:21:26,059
No, of course not.
2089
02:21:28,188 --> 02:21:30,022
How long have you known him?
2090
02:21:30,190 --> 02:21:34,151
About a year. I met him in Phoenix.
I was working as a waitress.

2091
02:21:34,944 --> 02:21:37,237
Who is the man that I'm looking for?
2092
02:21:37,405 --> 02:21:40,782
There's no point in going into that.
It's all over.
2093
02:21:40,950 --> 02:21:42,659
Lolita, I have to know.
2094
02:21:43,286 --> 02:21:45,078
I'm sorry, but I can't tell you.
2095
02:21:47,040 --> 02:21:49,082
Lolita, I have a perfect right
to know this.
2096
02:21:50,251 --> 02:21:53,212
Criminy! I should never
have written to you.
2097
02:21:54,339 --> 02:21:57,049
You wouldn't have written
if you hadn't needed the money.
2098
02:21:57,217 --> 02:21:59,134
Now, if you're a sensible girl...
2099
02:21:59,302 --> 02:22:01,595
...and if you want
what I've come to give you...
2100
02:22:01,763 --> 02:22:03,847
...you'll tell me what I want to know.
2101
02:22:09,437 --> 02:22:11,605
Do you remember Dr. Zemph?
2102
02:22:12,357 --> 02:22:13,899
Dr. Zemph?
2103
02:22:14,275 --> 02:22:17,903
That German psychologist
that came to see you at Beardsley.

2104
02:22:18,571 --> 02:22:20,113
Was it him?
2105
02:22:20,281 --> 02:22:21,281
Not exactly.
2106
02:22:21,449 --> 02:22:24,034
I didn't come here
to play guessing games.
2107
02:22:24,410 --> 02:22:25,661
Tell me who it was.
2108
02:22:25,828 --> 02:22:27,621
Well, give me a chance to explain.
2109
02:22:27,789 --> 02:22:28,997
All right.
2110
02:22:29,958 --> 02:22:32,417
You remember that car
that used to follow us around?
2111
02:22:32,794 --> 02:22:34,920
I'm not likely to forget that in a hurry.
2112
02:22:36,881 --> 02:22:39,883
Do you remember Mother's old flame
at the school dance?
2113
02:22:40,051 --> 02:22:42,469
No, you probably wouldn't
remember him.
2114
02:22:43,555 --> 02:22:47,683
You remember the guy that you talked to
at that hotel on the way back from camp?
2115
02:22:47,850 --> 02:22:50,769
He pretended he was part
of that police convention.
2116
02:22:50,937 --> 02:22:52,813
Vaguely, yes.

2117
02:22:55,066 --> 02:22:58,151
And do you remember that guy
who called you at the motel?
2118
02:22:58,319 --> 02:23:00,195
The night you disappeared?
2119
02:23:00,697 --> 02:23:02,447
Yes, I remember him very well.
2120
02:23:03,408 --> 02:23:05,617
And yet, you still haven't guessed?
2121
02:23:06,578 --> 02:23:09,663
I told you that I'm not
playing games with you.
2122
02:23:09,956 --> 02:23:10,998
Tell me who it was.
2123
02:23:12,417 --> 02:23:14,668
It was Clare Quilty.
2124
02:23:15,920 --> 02:23:17,296
Who was Clare Quilty?
2125
02:23:17,839 --> 02:23:19,298
All of them, of course.
2126
02:23:20,425 --> 02:23:22,843
You mean, Dr. Zemph,
he was Clare Quilty?
2127
02:23:23,011 --> 02:23:24,678
Well, congratulations.
2128
02:23:25,680 --> 02:23:29,683
I don't suppose it ever occurred to you
that when you moved into our house...
2129
02:23:29,851 --> 02:23:32,769
...my whole world didn't revolve
around you.

2130
02:23:33,855 --> 02:23:35,981
I'd had a crush on him
ever since the times...
2131
02:23:36,149 --> 02:23:38,317
...that he used to come and visit Mother.
2132
02:23:38,484 --> 02:23:40,235
He wasn't like you and me.
2133
02:23:40,987 --> 02:23:42,821
He wasn't a normal person.
2134
02:23:43,489 --> 02:23:45,032
He was a genius.
2135
02:23:46,117 --> 02:23:47,618
He had a kind of...
2136
02:23:47,952 --> 02:23:52,205
...beautiful Japanese,
Oriental philosophy of life.
2137
02:23:53,041 --> 02:23:56,376
You know that hotel we stopped at
on the way back from camp?
2138
02:23:56,544 --> 02:23:59,046
It was just by accident
that he was staying there...
2139
02:23:59,213 --> 02:24:02,966
...but it didn't take him long to figure out
what was going on between us.
2140
02:24:03,134 --> 02:24:06,219
From that moment on he was up
to every trick he could think of.
2141
02:24:06,512 --> 02:24:09,890
And he did all these brilliant tricks
for the sheer fun of tormenting me?
2142
02:24:10,391 --> 02:24:14,478
Well, sometimes he had to,

like the German psychologist bit.

2143
02:24:14,896 --> 02:24:17,814
He had to trick you into letting me
be in his play...
2144
02:24:17,982 --> 02:24:19,858
...otherwise how would I ever see him?
2145
02:24:20,026 --> 02:24:22,194
So that's why you wanted
to be in the play?
2146
02:24:22,654 --> 02:24:23,654
That's right.
2147
02:24:23,821 --> 02:24:26,448
The times you were
supposed to be practicing the piano...
2148
02:24:26,616 --> 02:24:28,742
-...you were actually with this man?
-Mm-hm.
2149
02:24:29,243 --> 02:24:32,412
I guess he was the only guy
I was ever really crazy about.
2150
02:24:34,707 --> 02:24:36,249
Aren't you forgetting something?
2151
02:24:38,169 --> 02:24:39,920
Oh, Dick.
2152
02:24:40,672 --> 02:24:42,422
Dick's very sweet...
2153
02:24:42,757 --> 02:24:44,758
...and we're very happy together...
2154
02:24:44,926 --> 02:24:47,552
...but I guess it's just not the same thing.
2155
02:24:48,638 --> 02:24:51,598
And I? I suppose I never counted,

of course.
2156
02:24:52,016 --> 02:24:56,812
You have no right to say that.
After all, the past is the past.
2157
02:25:00,525 --> 02:25:03,735
What happened to
this Oriental-minded genius?
2158
02:25:03,986 --> 02:25:07,948
Look, don't make fun of me.
I don't have to tell you a blasted thing.
2159
02:25:08,116 --> 02:25:09,408
I'm not making fun of you.
2160
02:25:09,575 --> 02:25:11,910
I'm merely trying to find out
what happened.
2161
02:25:12,078 --> 02:25:14,621
When you left the hospital,
where did he take you?
2162
02:25:14,789 --> 02:25:15,831
To New Mexico.
2163
02:25:15,998 --> 02:25:17,457
Whereabouts in New Mexico?
2164
02:25:17,625 --> 02:25:19,418
To a dude ranch near Santa Fe.
2165
02:25:20,211 --> 02:25:24,047
The only problem with it was,
he had a bunch of weird friends there.
2166
02:25:24,215 --> 02:25:27,134
-What kind of weird friends?
-Weird.
2167
02:25:27,301 --> 02:25:30,846
Painters, nudists, writers, weightlifters.
2168

02:25:31,013 --> 02:25:33,390

I figured I could take anything
for a few weeks...
2169
02:25:33,558 --> 02:25:35,976
...because I loved him.
He was going to Hollywood...
2170
02:25:36,144 --> 02:25:37,978
...to write one of those spectaculars...
2171
02:25:38,146 --> 02:25:40,689
...and he promised to get me
a studio contract...
2172
02:25:40,982 --> 02:25:42,691
...but it never turned out that way.
2173
02:25:42,859 --> 02:25:45,318
Instead he wanted me
to cooperate with the others...
2174
02:25:45,486 --> 02:25:47,988
...in making some kind of....
You know, an art movie.
2175
02:25:49,490 --> 02:25:51,283
An art movie.
2176
02:25:51,909 --> 02:25:53,160
Yeah.
2177
02:25:53,578 --> 02:25:54,953
And you did it?
2178
02:25:55,121 --> 02:25:57,330
No, I didn't do it.
2179
02:25:57,957 --> 02:25:59,750
And so he kicked me out.
2180
02:26:01,252 --> 02:26:03,211
You could have come back to me.
2181
02:26:10,511 --> 02:26:13,013

Excuse me, sweetheart,

Bill's cut his thumb.
2182
02:26:13,181 --> 02:26:14,389
It's just a scratch.
2183
02:26:14,557 --> 02:26:18,018
Dick, this is my stepfather,
Professor Humbert.
2184
02:26:18,436 --> 02:26:20,812
-How do you do, professor?
-How do you do?
2185
02:26:20,980 --> 02:26:23,190
This is our neighbor, Bill Crest.
2186
02:26:23,357 --> 02:26:25,984
-Glad to meet you, professor.
-How do you do?
2187
02:26:26,402 --> 02:26:30,280
Gee, uh, Lo's told me so much about you.
2188
02:26:32,784 --> 02:26:35,786
Well, uh, I guess we might as well
fix that thumb.
2189
02:26:37,205 --> 02:26:39,414
This is a grand surprise, professor.
2190
02:26:39,957 --> 02:26:43,043
When you didn't answer the letter
we were afraid that you were...
2191
02:26:43,211 --> 02:26:45,462
...still sore at Lo for having run away
from home.
2192
02:26:45,630 --> 02:26:47,047
Oh.
2193
02:26:47,924 --> 02:26:49,382
Yes.
2194

02:26:50,468 --> 02:26:53,136

-How about a beer?
-No, thank you.
2195
02:26:53,304 --> 02:26:55,931
I'll bet you're dry after that long drive.
2196
02:26:56,182 --> 02:26:58,850
This is some of that foreign beer.
You'll like it.
2197
02:26:59,018 --> 02:27:00,227
No beer, thank you.
2198
02:27:00,394 --> 02:27:01,436
Bandages are upstairs.
2199
02:27:01,604 --> 02:27:03,480
-Sorry.
-That's all right.
2200
02:27:04,524 --> 02:27:07,609
-Can I get you anything else? You hungry?
-Nothing, thank you.
2201
02:27:07,777 --> 02:27:09,528
How are you two getting along?
2202
02:27:09,695 --> 02:27:10,904
Just fine.
2203
02:27:11,906 --> 02:27:13,573
Speak up. His phone's on the blink.
2204
02:27:13,741 --> 02:27:14,950
One of those for me?
2205
02:27:15,117 --> 02:27:16,409
Sure, hon.
2206
02:27:20,248 --> 02:27:22,207
I hope you're planning
on staying a while.
2207
02:27:22,834 --> 02:27:26,378

You caught us a little unprepared

but we'll try and make you feel at home.
2208
02:27:26,546 --> 02:27:28,588
I shall have to be on my way, I'm afraid.
2209
02:27:29,048 --> 02:27:30,882
You can have the bed upstairs.
2210
02:27:31,050 --> 02:27:33,510
We sleep down here because
Lo likes to watch the TV.
2211
02:27:33,678 --> 02:27:35,136
He can't stay, Dick.
2212
02:27:35,304 --> 02:27:38,056
Oh. What a shame. I wish you could.
2213
02:27:40,142 --> 02:27:42,769
Why don't you tell him about Alaska?
2214
02:27:43,020 --> 02:27:46,106
Yeah. Uh, I guess Lo explained to you
about going to Alaska...
2215
02:27:46,274 --> 02:27:48,108
...and all that, in the letter.
2216
02:27:48,276 --> 02:27:50,068
It's a marvelous opportunity up there.
2217
02:27:50,236 --> 02:27:53,613
An opportunity for a guy like me
to get in on the ground floor.
2218
02:27:53,781 --> 02:27:55,490
Industry's opening up...
2219
02:27:55,658 --> 02:27:57,868
...and if we can scrape together
enough money...
2220
02:27:58,035 --> 02:28:00,954
...with maybe your help, heh,

well, we can go.

2221
02:28:01,205 --> 02:28:04,624
We've got a few back debts,
we kind of overextended ourselves.
2222
02:28:06,043 --> 02:28:07,544
How are the Farlows?
2223
02:28:08,170 --> 02:28:12,090
Oh. John Farlow's all right. It was he
who gave me your letter, of course.
2224
02:28:12,258 --> 02:28:15,010
She's sure a swell kid, Professor Haze.
She sure is.
2225
02:28:15,177 --> 02:28:20,056
She's just nuts about dogs and kids.
She's gonna make a swell mother too.
2226
02:28:20,766 --> 02:28:25,186
Alaska's a great place for kids, you know.
Lots of room for them to run around.
2227
02:28:26,898 --> 02:28:28,940
Well, it's as good as new.
2228
02:28:29,317 --> 02:28:33,987
Well, we'd better get back to work, Bill.
I guess you two have a lot to talk about.
2229
02:28:34,947 --> 02:28:37,574
-Been a pleasure meeting you, professor.
-Thank you.
2230
02:28:37,742 --> 02:28:41,119
When you've finished, Dad-I hope you don't mind me calling you that.
2231
02:28:41,287 --> 02:28:44,289
--come out back and I'll show you
what I'm making for the kid.
2232
02:28:44,457 --> 02:28:45,540
Thank you.

2233
02:28:45,750 --> 02:28:48,877
Just holler, sweetheart,
if you want me for KP.
2234
02:28:53,674 --> 02:28:55,967
Dick's awfully sweet, isn't he?
2235
02:28:57,845 --> 02:29:00,388
-Come here.
-What's going on?
2236
02:29:01,349 --> 02:29:02,474
What are you doing?
2237
02:29:02,642 --> 02:29:05,352
This may be neither here nor there
but I've got to say it.
2238
02:29:05,519 --> 02:29:07,270
Life is very short.
2239
02:29:07,605 --> 02:29:10,190
Between here and that old car outside
are 25 paces.
2240
02:29:10,358 --> 02:29:13,026
Make them, now, right now.
2241
02:29:13,194 --> 02:29:14,235
What?
2242
02:29:14,403 --> 02:29:17,030
Come away with me now, just as you are.
2243
02:29:17,365 --> 02:29:20,659
You mean you'll give us the money
only if I go to a hotel with you?
2244
02:29:20,826 --> 02:29:22,452
No, you've got it all wrong.
2245
02:29:22,620 --> 02:29:25,205
I want you to leave your husband
and this awful house.

2246
02:29:25,373 --> 02:29:29,376
I want you to live with me and die with me
and everything with me.
2247
02:29:29,710 --> 02:29:31,294
You must be crazy.
2248
02:29:31,462 --> 02:29:35,382
No, I'm perfectly serious, Lo.
I've never been less crazy in all my life.
2249
02:29:35,549 --> 02:29:38,635
We'll start afresh. We can forget
everything that has happened.
2250
02:29:38,803 --> 02:29:41,054
-No, it's too late.
-No, it's not too late.
2251
02:29:41,222 --> 02:29:42,222
Keep your voice down.
2252
02:29:42,390 --> 02:29:44,683
Don't tell me it's too late,
because it's not.
2253
02:29:44,850 --> 02:29:46,977
If you want time to think,
that's all right...
2254
02:29:47,144 --> 02:29:50,230
...because I've waited already
for three years and I can wait...
2255
02:29:50,398 --> 02:29:52,524
...for the rest of my life if necessary.
2256
02:29:52,692 --> 02:29:55,735
You're not giving anything up,
there's nothing here to keep you.
2257
02:29:55,903 --> 02:29:59,239
All right, this man is married to you,
but that's purely incidental.

2258
02:29:59,407 --> 02:30:02,409
It was an accident that you met him
in the first place.
2259
02:30:02,576 --> 02:30:05,161
You're not bound to him,
whereas you are bound to me...
2260
02:30:05,329 --> 02:30:09,040
...by everything that we have
lived through together, you and I.
2261
02:30:09,208 --> 02:30:12,085
I'm going to have his baby
in three months.
2262
02:30:13,671 --> 02:30:14,921
I know.
2263
02:30:15,506 --> 02:30:20,093
I've ruined too many things in my life.
I can't do that to him, he needs me.
2264
02:30:23,222 --> 02:30:25,265
Come on now, don't make a scene.
2265
02:30:25,433 --> 02:30:28,518
Stop crying! He could walk in here
at any minute.
2266
02:30:29,645 --> 02:30:32,605
Will you please stop crying?
2267
02:30:42,158 --> 02:30:44,492
There are no strings attached.
2268
02:30:46,412 --> 02:30:48,329
It's your money anyway.
2269
02:30:49,290 --> 02:30:52,000
It comes from the rent of the house.
2270
02:30:53,335 --> 02:30:55,128
There's $400 in cash.

2271
02:30:55,838 --> 02:30:57,797
Four hundred dollars.
2272
02:30:58,382 --> 02:31:02,010
I've made out a check here for $2500.
2273
02:31:02,720 --> 02:31:05,263
Two thousand, five hundred....
2274
02:31:05,890 --> 02:31:07,307
There's someone in Ramsdale...
2275
02:31:07,475 --> 02:31:11,186
...who's prepared to take care
of the mortgages on the house...
2276
02:31:11,353 --> 02:31:14,606
...and make a down payment of $10,000.
2277
02:31:16,400 --> 02:31:18,068
There's the papers.
2278
02:31:19,737 --> 02:31:22,363
You mean we're getting $13,000?
2279
02:31:23,824 --> 02:31:25,450
That's wonderful.
2280
02:31:25,659 --> 02:31:27,577
Come on now, don't cry.
2281
02:31:31,707 --> 02:31:33,333
I'm sorry.
2282
02:31:33,876 --> 02:31:35,627
Try to understand.
2283
02:31:38,756 --> 02:31:41,633
I'm really sorry that I cheated so much...
2284
02:31:42,134 --> 02:31:45,345
...but I guess that's just
the way things are.

2285
02:31:49,975 --> 02:31:51,768
Where are you going?
2286
02:31:56,440 --> 02:31:58,900
Hey, listen. Let's keep in touch.
2287
02:31:59,068 --> 02:32:01,569
I'll write to you when we get to Alaska.
2288
02:32:53,497 --> 02:32:54,664
Quilty!
2289
02:32:57,793 --> 02:32:59,043
Quilty!