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Official Handbook 2015 PDF
Official Handbook 2015 PDF
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Dear!Player,!
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You!are!cordially!invited!to!compete!in!the!Australia!Day!Classic!2015!on!25!
January!2015!at!the!prestigious!Malvern!Valley!Golf!Course.!You!will!be!vying!for!
the!coveted!Pink!Dogs!Cup,!which!is!awarded!to!the!loosest!man!on!the!day!after!
18!holes.!
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The!following!is!a!rulebook!to!be!referred!to!throughout!the!game!and!should!be!
accessible!on!your!phone.!
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Enjoy!the!game!and!may!you!sink!as!many!beers!as!holes.!
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Yours!always!and!forever,!
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Tiger Woods
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Table of Contents
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On 25 January 2015, 16 esteemed gentleman will compete for the Pink Dogs Cup at
The Malvern Valley Golf Course in Melbourne. With the exception of the Masters
Tournament held annually at Augusta National Golf Club, the competition remains the
only other major championship in professional golf to be played each year at the same
course.
The competitions exclusive membership has drawn criticism, with the chair only
admitting esteemed barons.
Since the Cups early inception in 2011, the event has been graced by the presence of
notable guests including Thomas Ice Cold Chang, and Harry Schadenfreude
Permezel.
2015 will again see some of the best and brightest male professional golfers compete
side-by-side with some of the worlds leading Corporate and Sporting identities to
claim Australian golf's most prized piece of silverware The Pink Dogs Cup. It is of
no surprise then, that the names engraved on that cup are synonymous with Major
championship history.
The Field
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The battlefield is a scene of constant chaos. The winner will be
the one who controls that chaos, both his own and the enemies.
Napoleon Bonaparte
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The Rules
General Rules
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Rules are enforceable from Hole number 6 at the Valley. Regardless of the allocated shots, all
players must have a minimum of 5 shots prior to drinks after the front 9.
All players must wear ridiculous golf attire (accompanied with a collar or wear a collared
shirt before playing the first hole so that the Course Warden permits us to play). The man
with the least ridiculous attire must skull a beer during the interval after the 9th. The winner
at the Royal Power Club House will also paddle them after the game at post-ceremony
drinks.
Timeliness is imperative to the success of the event. For every 5 minute block a player
arrives after 10.20am, they will be paddled by the winner at the post-ceremony drinks..
Game Rules
1. Pods & Pairs
Play in pairs. Each pair will compete against another pair in a Pod. Pods are subject to change on the
back nine based on front nine performances.
10:40
10:47
10:54
11:00
Pod 1
Pod 2
Pod 3
Pod 4
TEAM A
TEAM B
Shane Fernando
Chris Macrow
Charlie Permezel
Anthony Ardi
Chris Power
Gerdus Buit
Kit Moody
Thomas Chang
Will Barton
Alan Dassie
Anthony England
Harry Permezel
Hugh Sweeney
Jeremy Turner
Simon Lenders
Mr X
The Prize
The Pink Dogs Cup has been dubbed the most sought after piece of silverware in any
international sport. Each year the name of the one competitor who is brazen enough to
lose his vision completely and utterly for one day receives his name engraved on the
historical piece of art.
Required Equipment
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Ridiculous attire
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Arrive!at!10:20AM!and!no!later!