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Pilcrow and Dagger Sunday News 1-25-2015
Pilcrow and Dagger Sunday News 1-25-2015
Volume II Edition IV
Mannequin Rescued!
By A. Marie Silver
Richmond
Countys
911 Center was flooded
with calls after witnesses
reported an individual
trapped on a ledge outside
of
the
Wellington
Farmers building, Friday
afternoon.
The alleged jumper
was located on the 14th
floor of the building.
Sometimes people
Rumors
of
a
scandalous love triangle
have been put to rest now
that the origin of the rumor
has been discovered.
For months Mr. Lonny
Singleton,
a
recently
married man, and Miss
Bonny Pleasant, a waitress
at
the
Eat
Shack
restaurant, have been the
subject of a raging rumor.
Caught in the middle of all
this innuendo has been
Mrs.
Simpy
PlainSingleton, the new wife.
I was so embarrassed
to hear the whispers about
me, my husband, and Miss
Pleasant while standing in
line at the A&P, said
Mrs. Singleton. I didnt
know what to think.
When asked about the
situation Miss Pleasant
said, I get that all the
time. People think things
just because of the way I
look or what I do for a
living. I mean really, I
serve men for money. Is
that so bad?
The Eat Shack is a
local
eatery
usually
patronized by single men.
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INDEX
More News..............Page 2
Editorial..................Page 2
Letters To Editor.....Page 2
Rants & Raves........Page 2
Dear Monica...........Page 2
Horoscope...............Page 3
Classifieds...............Page 3
Puzzles....................Page 3
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Dear Tired,
Two things you can try.
First, stop cooking their
dinner and washing their
clothes and see what
happens. If that doesnt
work, take away their
games and the throw away
the TV. Make them earn
them back by helping out.
Good luck!
Editorial
Chief of Staff Draws Short Straw
By Sham Farce
Letter to Editor
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