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The Scrunchie Inquest: Chapter One
The Scrunchie Inquest: Chapter One
The Scrunchie Inquest: Chapter One
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up her buttery toast and wrapped her snackhappy jaws around her sixth slice of the morning.
Now, lets not go mad, reasoned Martin.
Sure, how could it have been the best house if I
wasnt even in it?
Thats why it was the best house in the
world, ya plonk*! repeated Sinead, spraying
him with a mouthful of toast crumbs.
His other sisters, Fidelma and Trisha,
murmured in agreement. They were eating
breakfast while gawping at the television
clearly too busy to actually voice their dislike of
their brother.
Martin had been accused of ruining his
closest sisters scrunchie** by using it as a
catapult. When I say closest, I mean in age. As
Named
word for idiot.
*PLONK another
NKs, a
mO
order of PLaid
after the Irish
holy men
wearing bunch of
checkered shirt
ts.
regarded as idio
who were locally
, clothed
nd
ba
er
simple rubb
a
E
HI
NC
RU
SC
**
ir to
by the long of ha
in cotton, used
manes into
sy, nit-infested
bunch their grea
.
a manageable heap
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y. Comes
long word for sh
*SHEEPISHLY a
od
rlds lack of go
from the sheep wo
public speakers.
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