ALL The FUN of The FAIR Libretto Vocal Book

All The Fun
Of The Fair
The East End Fun Fair Musical
Book by
JON CONWAY
Music & Lyrics by
DAVID ESSEX
LIBRETTO / VOCAL BOOK
Josef Weinberger
ALL THE FUN OF THE FAIR

Th e East End Fun Fair Musical
Copyright 2012 by David Essex and Jon Conway
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October 2012
ALL THE FUN

OF THE FAIR
Characters
Levi
Just like the fun fair he owns, faded by time and travel, but still carries a hint of
mystery, adventure and even a little menace.
Jack
Barely 20. Energetic, dynamic, charming. A contemporary version of his father Levi.
Jonny
Mid 20s. Orphaned as a boy, regarded as simple by some, he found a life by joining
the fairground. Has a touching insight and thoughtfulness.
Rosa
Mid 40s Attractive clairvoyant, mother of Mary. Believes she has the gift of second
sight. Deeply in love with Levi.
Mary
Rosas daughter. 19. Mary is in love with Levis son, Jack. She is bubbly, the girl next
stall. She has a great capacity for love and optimism.
Alice
Daughter of Harvey. Early 20s. Educated, middle class girl with a zest for life that
intoxicates Jack. However, she is more nave than she realizes.
Harvey
Mid-40s. Small time wheeler-dealer with fi nger in a few dodgy pies. Despite the toughman exterior, has little control over his daughter and even less over his enforcer Druid.
Druid
A psychotic enforcer for Harvey, who has a secret unrequited yearning for Alice.
[2nd Cover Jonny & Harvey]
Sally
Late-teens. Slightly subservient and in awe of her best friend Alice.
[1st Cover Alice, 2nd Cover Mary]
Spiv
Uncompromising minder to Harvey.
[1st Cover Levi, Harvey, Druid]
Chris
Fairground worker.
[1st Cover Jack, 2nd Cover Druid]
Lewis
Fairground worker.
[1st Cover Jonny, 2nd Cover Jack]
Rita
Fairground worker.
[1st Cover Rosa, 2nd Cover Sally]
Laura
Fairground worker.
[1st Cover Mary & Sally, 2nd Cover Rosa]
Musical Numbers
ACT ONE
1.
A Winters Tale (Rosa)
2.
All The Fun Of The Fair (Levi and Company)
3.
He Noticed Me (Alice and Mary)
4.
Here We Are All Together (Levi, Mary, Rosa, Jack & Company)
5.
Underscore (It's Gonna Be Alright) (Instrumental)
6.
Its Gonna Be Alright (#2) (Levi)
7.
Hold Me Close ( Jack, Jonny and Company)
8.
Pretty Th ing ( Jack and Alice)
9.
Rock On (Levi, Harvey, Druid & Rosa)
10.
11.
Me And My Girl (Nightclubbing) ( Jack, Jonny & Company)
12.
Street Fight (Harvey and Druid)
13.
14.
Gonna Make You A Star ( Jack, Jonny and Company)

ACT TWO
15.
Father And Son (Levi and Jack)
16.
Youre In My Heart (Levi, Rosa, Alice, Mary & Jack)
17.
Lamplight ( Jack)
18.
Stay Here With Me (Harvey & Alice)
19.
Shes Leaving Home ( Jonny, Levi, Harvey & Company)
20.
If I Could ( Jack and Alice)
21.
Dangerous (Levi, Mary, Rosa, Harvey & Company)
22.
23.
A Winters Tale (Reprise) (Rosa & Levi)
24.
Silver Dream Machine ( Jonny, Levi & Jack)
25.
Here We Are All Together (Reprise) (Levi & Company)
Synopsis of Scenes
ACT ONE
Scene 1: OUTSIDE THE WALL OF DEATH
Scene 2: THE FAIR
Scene 3: LATER THAT NIGHT AT THE FAIR
Scene 4: THE DODGEMS
Scene 5: LATER THAT NIGHT: OUTSIDE ROXYS NIGHTCLUB
Scene 6: A NIGHT TO REMEMBER: THE FAIRGROUND
ACT TWO
Scene 1: LEVIS RESTORED FUN FAIR
Scene 2: OUTSIDE ALICES WINDOW
Scene 3: LEAVING THE FAIR
Scene 4: DONCASTER RAILWAY STATION
Scene 5: BACK AT THE FAIR
Scene 7: WALL OF DEATH
Scene 8: THE FINALE
Setting: A small family funfair.

Not present day, sometime not defi ned.
(Late 1970s / early 1980s.)
All The Fun Of The Fair

ACT ONE

Pre-show FAIRGROUND MUSIC and SOUND EFFECTS. Next, the SOUND OF
MOTORBIKES revving in swirling surround sound as they loop the auditorium.
We discover Rosa alone.
Music No. 1: A WINTERS TALE
Rosa
IT WAS ONLY A WINTERS TALE
JUST ANOTHER WINTERS TALE
AND WHY SHOULD THE WORLD TAKE NOTICE
ONE MORE LOVE THAT FAILED
(UNDERSCORE CONTINUES as Two Young Visitors to the
fair enter and see Rosa at her stall.)
Man 1
Romany Gypsy! I can tell your fortune . . . !
Man 2
I bet she couldnt even tell you the bleedin time!
Both
Gyppo! Gyppo! Gyppo!

(Young Men exit. A Couple enter and the Woman considers a
fortune reading.)
Woman
Hey, what do you think?
Man
What? Oh, come on!? Rosa? She just makes it all up.
(Rosa hears the Man and turns.)
Man
Oh, hiya, Rosa!
Act One
Rosa
A lot of you people dont really trust us fairground folk and you
certainly dont respect us. Were different and different scares
people. So this is my tale . . .
OF A LOVE THAT COULD NEVER BE

THOUGH IT MEANT A LOT TO YOU AND ME
ITS JUST A WINTERS TALE.
(We see Sally and Alice, giggling and trying to find the courage to
consult Rosa.)
Sally
Go on then . . . Ask her!
Alice
Is it real . . . , what you tell people?
Sally
Only theres this lad she fancies . . . and she wants to know . . .
you know . . .
Rosa
I know. Sit.
(They sit at her table.)
Rosa
Give me something of yours to hold . . . The locket around your

neck?
Alice
It was . . .
Sally
Dont tell her! See if she can guess . . .

(Rosa gives Sally a withering look, takes the locket and holds it for
a moment. When Rosa speaks it is slightly unnerving. Th e giggling
mood evaporates.)
Rosa
I see sadness . . . The locket was your mothers. You miss her.
Alice
She lives abroad now.
Rosa
I sense difficulties with a man. He loves you, but is strong and

overbearing.
Sally
(Loud whisper.) She means your dad.
Rosa
Now you want to know about the boy on the dodgems . . .
Sally
Does he fancy her?

(Without hesitation Rosa hands her back the locket.)
Rosa
He will break your heart.

(They watch Jack pass the Clairvoyant stall.)
Scene 2: THE FAIR

Music No. 2: ALL THE FUN OF THE FAIR
A faded sign fl ies in circled by Tivoli lamps announcing the legend LEVIS FUN FAIR.
The eponymous bearer of the legend enters. Rather like the sign itself, Levi is faded by time
and travel, but still carries a hint of mystery, adventure and even a little menace.
Levi
ROLL ON UP SEE THE MAIN ATTR ACTION
GET YOUR MONEY READY TO STEP INSIDE
LINE UP HERE FOR THE ROLLER COASTER
KEEP YOUR ARMS IN AND WELL TAKE A RIDE
(As Levi sings the fairground portals fly in slowly and the Fair
Workers assemble their stalls, building the fair. The Barkers call
from their stalls as the Crowd arrive.)
Mary
Come on love, a prize every time!
Jonny
Six shots a pound . . . Hit the target, win a prize!
Rosa
I can see the future . . . See whats in your stars!
Levi
ROLL ON UP ALL THE FUN OF THE FAIR YEAH
OH ANYMORE FOR ANYMORE
A COCONUT SHY OR A CR AZY WALKER
THROUGH THE HALL OF MIRRORS TO THE MAGIC DOOR
(Jack enters, smiling, charismatic.)
Act One
JACK THE LAD IS WAITING THERE

THE FAIR GROUND KING WITH GREASY HAIR
RIDE AT YOUR RISK HELL STEAL YOUR KISS
JACK THE LAD THE FAIR GROUND MAN
Levi
How we doing, son? Has it picked up any?
Jack
No. Not since we stopped doing the Wall of Death.

(Jack begins fl irting with Alice and Sally. He is lively and
animated.)
Levi
GOOD GOLLY MISS MOLLY HELL SPIN YOUR CAR ROUND
WITHOUT A SMILE HELL WINK HIS EYE
KILLING YOU SOFTLY WITH FLASHING LIGHT BULBS
LIFTING YOUR SOUL WITH A TATTOOED SIGH
(A loud argument begins between Druid and Jonny.)
Druid
Oi! Half-wit, Ive got one shot left.
Jonny
Sorry mate
Druid
Listen you doughnut, Ive got one more shot left.

(Druid aims the air rifl e at Jonny and executes the Dirty Harry
line with irony.)
Jonny
I dont fi nk so.
Druid
Is that right? Now youve got to ask yourself. Did I fi re five shots
or six? Do you feel lucky, punk?
(Jonny pulls a sawn off shotgun from under the counter and puts it
in Druids face.)
Jonny
Im not the best at adding up, but my calculator says it was six.
Druid
Yeah, like its loaded.

(Druid isnt too sure and backs off.)
Youre a nutter . . . hes a nutter.

(Druid retreats. Jack takes the rifl e off Jonny. The fair starts in full
swing. We build up to a stage full of the whole Company.)
All
ROLL ON UP SEE THE MAIN ATTR ACTION
GET YOUR MONEY READY TO STEP INSIDE
LINE UP HERE FOR THE ROLLER COASTER
KEEP YOUR HANDS IN AND WELL TAKE A RIDE
WHOA STEP INSIDE
WHOA TAKE A RIDE
WHOA STEP INSIDE
WHOA TAKE A RIDE
TAKE A RIDE
(Atmospheric SOUND EFFECTS. Harvey and Druid enter.)
Druid
Come off it gov, cheeky bleeder threatened me with a shooter.
Harvey
So will I if you dont fi nd my daughter.
Druid
Truth is, Harvey, I lost her.
Harvey
What do you mean you lost her?
Druid
Well, she sort of melted into the crowd.
Harvey
What are you, a moron?
Druid
No, a Catholic
(Harvey looks around the almost deserted fair.)
Harvey
(To Levi.) Oi!
Levi
Can I help you gentlemen?
Harvey
Im looking for my daughter. Shes been down here every night this
week, hanging out with some Diago and I dont like it.
(Levi considers how to handle Harvey and Druid.)
Act One
Levi
Lets see if I can help.
Harvey
Shes blonde, here with her mate. Cant be too careful these days.
Levi
Is that her over there by the carousel?
Harvey
Yes, yes it is.
Levi
See, shes safe as houses. We dont get much trouble here.
Harvey
You the owner then?
Levi
I am the Levi in Levis Fun Fair.
Harvey
Im Harvey. Th is is my associate.
Levi
Oh yes, Dirty Harry.
Druid
You wanna keep your staff under control.
Levi
Just a little misunderstanding I think.
Harvey
They call him Druid.
Levi
Druid? Where you from, Stonehenge?
Druid
No. Clapham.
Harvey
He doesnt have much of a sense of humour. Best not to in his line

of work.
(Harvey nods to Druid who moves off to tail Alice.)
Must be nice to have your name in lights.
Levi
Has its drawbacks. Nowhere to hide when the bills come in.
Harvey
Times are tough, ay! Heres my card. Ive got contacts . . .
Druid
Yeah, we can get stuff that fell off the back of a lorry.
Levi
Th ats handy . . . especially if its lorry parts you are after.
Harvey
We do a bit in the security business too. Ever need assistance in

that direction?
(Rosa passes by.)
Levi
No, no, like I said, we dont get much trouble, its a nice family
fair. Rosa!
Rosa
Levi?
Levi
Could you take Harveys card and put it in the office? Th anks.
(Rosa takes the card and smiles politely and exits.)
Harvey
Cor . . . Is that the Missus . . . ?
Levi
No, no . . . I lost my wife, she died.
Harvey
Oh. I lost mine too . . .
Levi
Im sorry
Harvey
She didnt die! Shes swanned off to the Costa Brava with some
perfumed ponce.
Levi
Oh.
(Levi wants to be on his way but Harvey has decided he likes Levi.
We see Alice and Jack fl irting.)
Harvey
Took my daughter too. Alice is back now though here living with
me. Going to college. Shes a clever girl, my Alice, shes got brains,
but she dont use them when it comes to boys. She thinks I worry
too much . . . but I dont want her throwing her life away with
some waste of space. You know what I mean, like that scruff y
bugger over there . . .
Levi
Oh, you mean my son . . . ?
Harvey
Ah well, no offence. It takes all sorts.

(Alice and Sally are talking to Jack, watched by Druid.)
Act One
(To Alice.) Come on Princess, time to leave.

Alice
Dad! Were not ready to go home yet. I love it here. Can I have my
party here on Saturday?
Harvey
(To Levi.) Kids . . . (To Alice.) Im not a taxi service! Youll go

when I say . . .
Alice
Dad! Just five more minutes . . .

(She can bend him round her little finger. Levi sees an opportunity to
hustle and Jack picks up the grift straight away.)
Levi
Oi Jack! Scruff y bugger, come and give these gentlemen a chance

to win some money. Hey, Druid, wasnt it? Th is smart arse son of
mine thinks he can take everyone with his cup and ball routine. I
need an experienced operator like you to bring him down a peg or
two, teach him a lesson . . .
Druid
Oh right, my pleasure, just you leave him to me.

(Jack has set up a tray on a stand. There is one silver beaker cup and
one small ball. Soon a small crowd gathers. Druid examines the silver
cup suspiciously.)
Whats all this then?
Jack
Its a cup and a ball.
Druid
Do I look stupid?
Jonny
Well, lets not take a vote on it.
Jack
You fancy a little wager for a fiver, sir?
Levi
A fiver? Put your money where your mouth is Jack. Make it

twenty.
Harvey
Ya, go on Druid, make it twenty!
Jack
Twenty it is. Are you a professional?
Druid
Youll not take me, son.
Levi
Hes doing you a favour. Normally he and Harvey would play for
much bigger stakes.
Jack
What, fi fty?
Levi
Youre embarrassing them, Jack. Theyve got contacts. You could

do a hundred easy, couldnt you, Druid?
Druid
Yeah! Easy.
Levi
Yeah, hes only doing fi fty to be polite.
Harvey
Druid.
Druid
Yeah! Fifty quid then. What do I have to do?
(Jack places the cup upside down with the ball on the inverted base of
the cup.)
Jack
Alright then. Very simple. All you have to do is tell me where the
ball is.
Druid
Its on the top of the cup.
Jack
No, thats the bottom of the cup. Th is is the top. Watch, I put the
ball in the cup, ball in the cup.
(He throws the ball in the cup a few times and lets it roll out. The last
time he clearly lets the ball drop into the cup and places the cup mouth
down again as before, so the ball should be under the cup.)
So, where is the ball?
Druid
Under the cup.

(Jack lifts up the cup, but there is no ball underneath. He opens his
hand to reveal the ball.)
Jack
No, the ball is still in my hand. Watch again.

(He places the ball on the inverted base of the cup again. He then
smacks his hand on the ball and cup and lifts his clenched hand up
again.)
Act One
10
Jack
Now where is the ball?
Druid
In your hand.
(Jack lifts the cup to reveal the ball underneath.)
Jack
No, its under the cup. The thing is, I cheat. There is a hole in the
cup and I push the ball through the hole.
(Jack holds the cup upright and drops the ball in the cup. It appears
to drop through the hole onto the table.)
I place the ball in my pocket. So where is the ball?
(Jack puts the ball in his pocket and places the cup back on the table.)
Druid
In your pocket.
Jack
No, its under the cup.

(He lifts the cup to reveal the ball.)
Druid
Are you making a fool out of me?
Jonny
No, youre doing really well on your own.
Jack
Now, for fi fty quid, all you have to do is tell me what is

underneath the cup.
Levi:
Come on Druid, you can do it!

(Jack points to the cup. Druid thinks about it.)
Druid
Theres nothing underneath the cup!

(Jack lifts the cup to reveal an orange.)
Jack
No, see theres an orange underneath the cup.

(Jack places the orange on the base of the cup.)
If you gave me fi fty for an orange, what would you have given me
for a tomato?
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(Jack lifts the cup again to reveal a tomato, which he throws to

Druid. The Crowd all laugh and Jack scarpers, taking the wad of
money.)
Harvey
Very entertaining. I gather tomorrow is your last night in town?
Levi
Yes, Great North Road for us.
Harvey
Great North Road! Did you hear that, Druid? You have to be
a certain age to call the A1 that. Ill tell you what, its Alices
birthday tomorrow. I know shed loved to have her party here.
How much to say, a dozen people all night?
Levi
Well, a dozen people, say six rides each, er . . .
Harvey
Why dont I give you a ton?
Levi
Im not sure that would cover it.
Harvey
Hot dogs, candy floss, the works. Theyll love it.
Levi
You want catering too? Well, caterings extra. Caterings always

extra. It would be nearer two hundred.
Harvey
Lets make it a ton . . . On account of your lippy lad taking my

associate with his parlour trick.
(Levi gets the message.)
Levi
Okay, its a deal.
Harvey
Sweet. Cash, of course.
Levi
Good. Most of my people dont have bank accounts.
Harvey
All that cash . . . and you dont worry about security?

(Levi wriggles out of the threat with a joke.)
Levi
Yeah, social security.
Harvey
Come on, Alice. Home, now.
Act One
12
(As Harvey and Druid leave, with Alice a beat behind them, Jack
stands in front of her and produces a fl ower from nowhere.)
Jack
How about a rose for the lady?
Alice
Youre full of surprises, arent you?
Harvey
(off stage) Alice!
Jack
Whoops! Daddy is getting grumpy. You better get home. See you
again tomorrow?
Music No. 3: HE NOTICED ME

(Galloper horses on poles fly in.)
Alice
Maybe . . . Ill think about it.
Jack
See you tomorrow then.

(Jack kisses her on the cheek and leaves quickly.)
Alice
THE ROSE HE GAVE TO ME,
YES ITS REAL,
ITS NOT A DREAM,
HE KISSED MY CHEEK SO TENDERLY,
HE NOTICED ME,
OF ALL THE GIRLS AROUND,
HE NOTICED ME AT THE FAIRGROUND
HIS EYES SO KIND,
I THINK THEYRE BROWN,
HE NOTICED ME,
HE TOOK MY HAND
AND FOR ONCE I FELT SPECIAL,
FLOATING IN AIR,
LIKE A CLOUD, LIKE A PETAL,
FROM THE ROSE . . .
(Druid enters.)
Druid
Alice! Your fathers waiting . . .
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(Alice drops the rose to the ground. Jack enters and catches Druid
staring at Alice as she departs. Jack picks up the fallen rose. Then
Mary appears.)
Mary
Who are you giving roses to?
Jack
Its for you, innit . . . my Mary Rose.
Mary
Oh Jack, thats lovely . . .
Jack
Just like you.

(Jack kisses Mary on the cheek as he did Alice. He is warm with
her, then steals a look away.)
Mary
THE ROSE HE GAVE TO ME,
YES ITS REAL
ITS NOT A DREAM,
HE KISSED MY CHEEK SO TENDERLY,
HE NOTICED ME
(Alice re-enters and the song is finished as a duet.)
Together
HE TOOK MY HAND
AND FOR ONCE I FELT SPECIAL,
FLOATING IN AIR,
LIKE A CLOUD, LIKE A PETAL
Alice
NEXT TIME AT THE FAIR,
WILL HE SEE ME STANDING THERE?
Mary
HE NOTICED ME,
HE GAVE ME A ROSE
Together
HE NOTICED ME,
HE NOTICED ME.
(The Girls exit. Horses fly out.)
Act One
14
Scene 3: LATER THAT NIGHT AT THE FAIR

Fair Workers closing the stalls. Mary is eavesdropping from her stall.
Jonny
Whats for dinner, Jack?
Jack
I dont know . . . Boil in the bag goldfi sh.
Jonny
Makes a change from hot dogs.
Jack
Sometimes, I feel like a goldfish.
Jonny
What? For dinner?
Jack
No, I feel like Im swimming round in a tiny bowl and every day is
the same.
Jonny
I had a goldfi sh at the orphanage once. Called him Bob.

(Jonny mimes a fi sh saying Bob.)
Jack
I want to move on, Jonny boy.
Jonny
We move every week Jack!
Jack
Dont you ever wonder if there is more to life than fairgrounds and
candy floss?
(Jonny considers this for a moment.)
Jonny
No.
Jack
I feel trapped here . . . Just like a goldfish.
Jonny
Its nice being a goldfi sh on the fair . . . living with all the other
goldfish. Imagine, leaving . . . taken into a home with strangers
. . . Being all alone with no friends, in a dirty bowl . . . Even when
you want to look after him and cant . . . And then you get your
head flushed down the toilet by a tall boy with red hair who calls
you names and kicks you all the while until you wet the bed and
the others all laugh at you . . .
(Jack isnt sure what to say. Jonny recovers from his memories.)
Jack:
Its alright Jonny, mate . . .
Jonny
Your dad will always look after us. We need to stay together. Its
safe here.
Jack
Hes a proud man, my dad, but he cant see when we are beat.
Jonny
Were not beat . . .
Jack
Surely you can see were going bust?
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(Levi enters quietly behind them.)

Jonny
I can help out . . . you can have my savings. There must be forty
pounds in my tin . . . and thats not counting the foreign coins.
Jack
Th anks mate, but forty quid wont get us too far.
Jonny
Wont it?
Levi
Something will turn up. Well be alright, Jonny boy. Go and get us
a bottle opener.
(Jonny scampers off. Levi watches him go.)
Levi
Hes a good lad. A bit slow, but hes a good lad.
Jack
Dad . . . ?
Levi
Yes, son?
Jack
Nothing.
(Jack leaves it and walks away to Mary who kisses him gently and
holds his hand. Levi shrugs and joins Rosa.)
Mary
Jack, weve been going together a long time now.
Jack
Yeah . . .
Mary
Other boys ask me out, but Im always true to you.
Jack
Yeah. Well, you know how I feel about you.
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Act One
Mary
Do I? You never say it . . .
Jack
I dont have to say it . . . you know it. Look Mary, were fi ne. Im
more worry about the fair going bust
Mary
My mum says were in for good fortune from a chance meeting

with a stranger.
(They join Rosa and Levi.)
Jack
Your mum and her tea leaves!
Levi
Rosa is right as it happens. I just did a cushti deal with a local

businessman.
Jack
We need more than a chance meeting with a stranger to get us

back on our feet. Were going skint because the fairs old fashioned.
We need to make some big changes.
Levi
Dont start about having all that loud music again, it attracts the
wrong sort.
Jack
Its not just about the music, Dad. With no main attraction we
dont attract any sort.
Levi
Oh, I see where this is going.
Jack
We need to do the Wall of Death again.
Levi
I told you before. Its too soon.
Jack
You owe it to these people. They cant make ends meet.
Levi
These people are like my family, I know times are tough.

(Father and son are about to argue. Mary keeps the peace.)
Mary
What do you think, mum?
Rosa
Well get by, but that motorbike ride of death act is cursed. You
must forget about it now.
Levi
Subject closed then. Look, if we all pull together, just like your
mum used to say . . . its gonna be alright.
Music No. 4: HE WE ARE ALL TOGETHER

Levi
OUTSIDE THE R AIN IS FALLING,
INSIDE THE FIRES WARM AND
HERE WE ARE NOW, ALL TOGETHER,
THE ROAD WAS FILLED WITH GLORY,
WE WROTE THAT AWESOME STORY,
NOW DONT IT FEEL GOOD TO BE TOGETHER,
AND AS OUR SPIRITS FLY,
INTO THE R AIN FILLED SKY.
WE SAY A PR AYER, ARE YOU THERE,
Rosa / Mary
DONT IT FEEL GOOD TOGETHER,
ALL OF US HERE TOGETHER,
Levi / Rosa / Mary
EVERYBODYS HOME.
(Rosa reads Jacks palm. She is tender and thoughtful.)
Rosa
Come on Jack, let me do your cards . . .

(Jack gives in gracefully, for a change.)
Jack
Go on then Rosa, what do you see?
Rosa
I see sadness since your mother died . . . but I do see a brighter

future for you.
Jack
I KNOW THAT ILL REMEMBER,
THAT DARK DAY IN DECEMBER,
WHEN WE WERE HERE ALL TOGETHER,
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Act One
18
THE PAIN WAS LIKE NO OTHER,

THE DAY I LOST MY MOTHER
Mary
BUT LOOK AT US HERE, STILL TOGETHER,
I SAW YOUR CRYING EYES
I HEARD YOUR HEARTFELT SIGHS,
WHAT A DAY, WHAT A TIME,
Girls
OO, AH
All
ALL OF US HERE TOGETHER,
EVERYBODYS HOME
(Rosa looks dismayed as she turns his tarot cards.)
Jack
Doesnt that card mean a stranger will enter my life?

(Rosa quickly turns the card over.)
Rosa
It means beware of change. There will be danger if you change

your path. Go to Mary . . . go to her Jack . . .
(Jack takes Mary by the hand.)
Jack
I CATCH YOUR SMILING EYES,
WE LAUGH UNTIL WE CRY,
WHAT A DAY, WHAT A TIME,
INTO THE R AIN FILLED SKY,
WE SAY A PR AYER, ARE YOU THERE
Girls
OO, AH
(All the Fairground People gather together in unity. Its a rousing

moving moment of solidarity.)
Guys
DONT IT FEEL GOOD TOGETHER
Girls
HERE WE ARE,
HERE WE ARE TOGETHER
Guys
YES HERE WE ARE ALL TOGETHER
Girls
HERE WE ARE
Guys
HERE WE ARE ALL TOGETHER
All
HERE WE ARE
YEAH HERE WE ARE
HERE WE ARE
Guys
EVERBODYS HOME
Levi
Jack
ALL OF US HERE TOGETHER
Girls
HERE WE ARE
Guys
Girls
HERE WE ARE
Guys
Girls
HERE WE ARE
Guys
Girls
HERE WE ARE
HERE WE ARE
Guys
EVERYBODYS HOME
Girls
HERE WE ARE
All
HOME.
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Act One
(Rosa is with Levi. Mary with Jack.)

Rosa
You fuss too much about him.
Levi
Is there ever a time when you stop worrying about your kids?
(Rosa looks over to Jack and Mary.)
Rosa
They make a fi ne pair, your Jack and my Mary.
Levi
Maybe one day, but dont push them.
Rosa
He needs a good woman to keep him out of trouble.

(We cut to Jack and Mary, with Jonny sitting with them.)
Mary
Theyd make a good pair, your dad and my mum.
Jack
What? Uuurgh! Ive never thought of them like that. Anyway, its
too soon for dad. He still feels guilty about the accident, as though
it was his fault . . .
Mary
The three of you had been doing that ride of death act since you
were a kid. Your mum lost her concentration for a split second . . .
Jack
I know. It was over a year ago but he still wont let us back on the
bikes. I dont understand him.
(Cut back to Levi and Rosa.)
Levi
I dont understand him.
Rosa
You are more similar than you realise. He wants to help.
Levi
He wants to change things.
Rosa
He wants to move forward. If you dont let him have his head you
will lose him . . .
Levi
If kids only knew what a responsibility being a parent is . . .

(We cut to Jack with Mary.)
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Mary
There comes a time when parents suddenly become the kids

responsibility and not the other way around.
Jack
(With a little humour.) There comes a time when parents become a

liability not a frigging responsibility.
Mary
(Gently scolds him, smiling.) Jack!
Jonny
Is a liability . . . someone with the ability to be a liar?
Mary
Not exactly.
Jonny
Cos in a way, responsibility is having the ability to respond the

right way . . .
Mary
Th ats very deep, Jonny.

(A small mime routine goes on behind Mary with Jonny nodding at
Jack to say something to Mary whilst Jack tries to silence him.)
Jonny
Like responding when someone loves you, and telling them the
same . . .
(Jack takes Jonny to one side.)
Jack
Shut up, Jonny! Youll give her ideas . . .
Jonny
I think she's already got ideas!

(Jack throttles Jonny who frees himself and asks Mary.)
So . . . Am I responsibility or a liability then?
Mary
Sometimes you are both Jonny and other times . . .
Jonny
Other times?
Jack
Other times . . . You are a pain in the bleedin arse.

(They laugh and Jack kicks Jonny up the bum. Jonny retaliates.
They have a play fight and laugh some more.
Back to Levi and Rosa.)
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Levi
What do you mean, I might lose him?
Rosa
He just wants you to move forward and forget the past, hes right,
we all do.
Levi
You want me to forget about my Lizzie too?
Rosa
Of course not, me and Lizzie were best friends. We all miss her.
Music No. 5: UNDERSCORE (ITS GONNA BE ALRIGHT)

Levi
Some days, when I come back in the living wagon, I can still smell
her perfume and I expect she will be standing there smiling, like
she always was. I miss the ordinary little things, you know, talking
about what Jacks up to, worries about the business.
Rosa
I know, Levi. Its the being alone that were frightened of. Even
when Bill used to come back home, drunk and violent, it was the
fear of being alone that made me stay with him. I knew it was
wrong, but life with someone, anyone, was better than life alone.
Course, then he buggered off anyway.
Levi
Id have thrown him off the ground many a time, but you always
said hed change.
Rosa
He was a pig but I still miss him. I even miss his bloody snoring
keeping me awake.
Levi
Bills snoring kept us awake and we were usually on the other side
of the field.
(Rosa gently moves to kiss Levi. He turns away.)
You want everything in a neat little box, your Mary with my Jack,
you with me. Its too soon.
Rosa
I know you have feelings for me. Lizzie has gone, would it be so
wrong?
Levi
Yes . . . and you know why . . .
Rosa
Levi . . .
Levi
Enough said. Time to turn in. Sleep well.

(He kisses her forehead and she leaves Levi alone.)
Music No. 6: ITS GONNA BE ALRIGHT (#2)

Levi
I HEAR YOU CALLING OUT TO ME,
I HEAR THE WIND WHISPER IN THE TREES,
ITS GONNA BE ALRIGHT,
Scene 4: THE DODGEMS

Music intro begins as Alice and her friends all arrive at the fair. Alice climbs into a
dodgem, Jack rides the back. Its a party! Jonny and Mary are working with Levi and
Rosa.
Jack
Come on, birthday girl, hold on tight . . . wait for me.
Music No. 7: HOLD ME CLOSE

Jack
HOLD ME CLOSE DONT LET ME GO, OH NO,
OH NO I, YES I LOVE YOU
AND I THINK THAT YOU KNOW,
DO YOU KNOW
WITH YOUR LOVE LIGHT SHINING
EVERY CLOUDS GOT A SILVER LINING
SO HOLD ME CLOSE DONT LET ME GO,
Jonny
HOLD ME CLOSE DONT LET ME GO, OH NO,
YOU AND ME,
YES OUR LOVE IT WILL STOP THE SHOW,
DO YOU KNOW,
Jack / Jonny
WITH YOUR LOVE LIGHT SHINING CLEARLY,
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Act One
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ITS SO GOOD TO HAVE YOU NEAR ME,

SO HOLD ME CLOSE DONT LET ME GO,
All
AND IF THAT ROAD GETS WEARY
Jack / Jonny
OH ILL LOVE YOU,
All
WAITING HERE IF YOU NEED ME
Jack / Jonny
COS I LOVE THE THINGS THAT YOU DO,
Jack / Guys
SO HOLD ME CLOSE
DONT LET ME GO, OH NO,
YOU SEE I YES I LOVE YOU
AND I THINK THAT YOU KNOW,
DO YOU KNOW,
Girls
AHH (etc.)
All
WITH YOUR LOVE LIGHT SHINING
EVERY CLOUDS GOT A SILVER LINING
Jack
SO HOLD ME CLOSE DONT LET ME GO
Girls
AND IF THAT ROAD GETS TOUGHER
Guys
OH ILL LOVE YOU
Girls
NO ILL NEVER LET YOU SUFFER
ALL
COS I LOVE THE THINGS THAT YOU DO,
YES YOU DO
(Add Levi, Harvey, Rosa and Druid for the end.)
SO HOLD ME CLOSE
DONT LET ME GO, OH NO,
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YOU AND ME, YES OUR LOVE

IT WILL GROW AND GROW, DO YOU KNOW
WITH YOUR LOVE LIGHT SHINING,
EVERY CLOUD HAS A SILVER LINING
SO HOLD ME CLOSE
HOLD ME CLOSER DARLIN
HOLD ME CLOSE DONT LET ME GO, GO, GO
All
DOO DOO-BY DOO (etc.) CLOSER DARLIN
Guys
OH, OH, OH
All
CLOSER DARLIN YEAH!
(Crowd disperses from the dodgems. Levi motions for them to take
the dodgems away as he exits. Only Jacks dodgem is left.)
Music No. 8: PRETTY THING
(Underscore (Intro) begins. THUNDER rumbles in the distance.
Sally is larking with Chris as they meet Harvey.)
Harvey
Oi! Wheres Alice?
Sally
Shes . . . somewhere.
(Harvey sees Jack and Alice having a good time. He calls her over.
She leaves Jack to go to her father. Druid is lurking in the shadows.)
Harvey
Alice, your friends are looking for you, asking where you are.
Alice
No they arent.
(Jack watches the argument. Sally is uncomfortable.)
Sally
Looks like rain. It won't spoil the party though will it!
(No one answers.)
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Sally
(To Alice.) I'll see you later.
Harvey
Say your goodbyes to Jack the lad. I dont want you mixing with
his sort . . .
Alice
I was trying to enjoy myself.
Harvey
Not with him you dont.
Alice
Leave me alone.
Harvey
Just like your mother. Youre just the bloody same.

(Th under and lightning. It begins to rain.)
Th ats all I need. Now its pissing down. Five more minutes, Alice.
Come on, Druid, dont just stand there.
Jack
YOUR HEART WAS BROKEN
WHEN HE TOLD YOU SAY GOODBYE
THE HEAVENS OPENED WIDE,
THE SKY BEGAN TO CRY.
YOU TURNED YOUR HEAD
AND SAW ME STANDING IN THE R AIN
I UNDERSTOOD YOUR PAIN,
YOU SEEMED TO KNOW MY NAME
YOURE SUCH A PRETTY THING,
Alice / Jack
YOUVE MADE MY LIFE BEGIN,
YOU MADE THE SUN SHINE
IN THIS HEART OF MINE,
Jack
YOURE LIKE AN ANGEL,
ONE LOOK AND I FELL,
SUCH A PRETTY THING,
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Jack / Alice
YOU MADE ME LOVE AGAIN,
Jack
I KNOW YOURE HURTING
I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR EYES,
Alice
HE WANTS TO LIVE MY LIFE . . .
AND IT CUTS ME LIKE A KNIFE
Jack / Alice
BUT TIME WILL HELP US,
PUT THE PIECES BACK IN PLACE ,
THE SMILE BACK ON YOUR FACE
YOURE ALONE AND ITS A WASTE,
YOURE SUCH A PRETTY THING,
YOUVE MADE MY LIFE BEGIN,
YOU MADE THE SUN SHINE
IN THIS HEART OF MINE,
YOURE SUCH A PRETTY THING
ONE LOOK AND I FELL,
SUCH A PRETTY THING,
YOU MADE ME LOVE AGAIN
Jack
SUCH A PRETTY THING
Alice
SUCH A PRETTY THING
Jack
SUCH A PRETTY THING
Jack
Rains stopped . . . you better get on.

(Alice doesnt move.)
Youve hung around here every night this week. What do you want?
Act One
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Alice
You know what I want.
Jack
Come on then, I'll take you to 'The Tunnel of Love'!

(Jack drives Alice away on the dodgem.
Harvey, Levi and Druid enter, with Harvey chomping on a toff ee
apple.)
Harvey
The kids seem to be having a good time, Levi. I can understand

why Alice likes this place. I used to hang around fun fairs when I
was a kid. Wed usually fi nish up having a knuckle with the pikeys
and diddeycoys. Queensberry rules, mind. Remember those days,
Druid?
Druid
Yeah, back then you could smash someones face in and they
respected you for it.
Levi
It was a different world back then. We lived hard but we fought

fair.
Harvey
Rebels without a cause.
Levi
Now there was a movie. The fi rst fi lm I ever saw as a kid. James
Dean. Th ats a proper movie.
Harvey
Youre not wrong. All that Star Wars nonsense today, thatll never
last.
Druid
Kids today are scruff s. No one dresses sharp. Back in the day,
when I was their age. Even though we had nothing, I'd wear a
smart Italian suit, and winkle pickers on me feet.
Levi
You had feet!

(Rosa joins them and they are all suddenly laughing.)
Rosa
Youre like three overgrown schoolboys, remembering the good old

days.
Harvey
Well, would you swap your teenage years for theirs?
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Rosa
Now you come to mention it, no. It was a more innocent time
back then, the summers seemed warmer, and a good night out was
a fi lm at the local fleapit, followed a bag of chips. Dr. Zhivago was
my favourite.
Levi
Dr. Zhivago? I liked Easy Rider.
Rosa
Always with the motorbikes.
Harvey
Gangster fi lms for me. Jimmy Cagney. You dirty rat . . . (Sings.)
Im just a yankee doodle dandy . . .
Druid
You just did that out loud, Harvey.
Harvey
Shut up! Whats your favourite fi lm?
Druid
Carry On Matron, that was my favourite. Th at Barbara Windsor.

Twang! (Mimes bra flying off.)
Levi
What gets me is our kids think they invented sex. If they only
knew what we got up to.
Rosa
The fi rst boy I ever kissed had braces on his teeth. He kissed me so
hard he damn near stapled our lips together.
Harvey
Do you remember the fi rst kiss, Levi? Or more to the point the
fi rst time you got your leg over?
Levi
Yeah, I was skinny as a rake and I had this long dark curly hair.
Id kinda smile a bit, like this . . . , and my chat up line was . . .
Would you like to see my big dipper?
Druid
I was terrified the fi rst time I had sex . . . Mind you, I was on my
own at the time.
Harvey
Remember good old fashioned rock and roll?
Music No. 9: ROCK ON

(Intro starts.)
Levi
Yeah . . . Little Richard.
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(Harvey does a poor Little Richard with the leg move.)

Harvey
Be bop a loob boo . . . bee bam bah loo . . . booo
Druid
You did it again, Harvey!
Harvey
Shut up!
Levi
Eddie Cochrane.
Druid
Summertime Blues.
Rosa
Ronnie Carroll.
Levi / Harvey
/Druid
Yeah. (A beat.) Who?
Levi
HEY DID YA ROCK AND ROLL, ROCK ON,
OOH MY SOUL
HEY DID YA BOOGIE TOO, DID YA
HEY SHOUT SUMMERTIME BLUES
JUMP UP AND DOWN IN YOUR BLUE SUEDE SHOES
HEY DID YA ROCK AND ROLL, ROCK ON
Harvey
Where do the years go? Im still a young man in my heart, but

when I look in the mirror I see my old mans face staring back.
Levi
He must have been an ugly bastard too.
Harvey
HEY KID TOO FAST TO LIVE
TOO YOUNG TO DIE
SO MUCH TO GIVE, BLACKBOARD JUNGLE
Harvey / Druid
REBEL REBEL, ROCK ON
Levi
HEY LOOK, THE LEADER OF THE PACK
TATTOO SMILE, LEATHER ON YOUR BACK
ROUTE SIXTY SIX
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COME ON GET YOUR KICKS

ROCK ON
Levi / Rosa / Harvey
AND WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE
WHICH IS A WAY THATS CLEAR
Levi / Harvey
STILL LOOKING FOR THAT
BLUE JEAN BABY QUEEN
Levi
PRETTIEST GIRL I EVER SEEN
SEE HER SHAKE ON THE MOVIE SCREEN
JIMMY DEAN
Druid
JAMES DEAN
Harvey
You probably hope Jack meets a girl like his mother . . . Im

frightened Alice will meet a boy like her father! The thought of
some lad trying what I got up to . . . with my Princess . . . Where
is Alice?
(Jack and Alice are now making out against the wall of the fun fair
amongst the fl ashing lights.)
Levi
I think Jack was showing her the big dipper.

(Harvey sees the couple before realising it is Alice.)
Harvey
See what I mean . . . Kids today . . .

(SNAP MUSIC FINISH. Music stops. Druid clocks them. Jack is
discovered.)
Just a bloody minute . . . what the . . . Get off her.
(Mary, Rosa and Jonny arrive.)
Mary
Leave my Jack alone.
Druid
Get your hands off her.
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(A scrap begins.)
Levi
Stop! Enough. Lets sort this out. Rosa!

(Rosa takes Mary away.)
Harvey
Its him what needs sorting.
Druid
Youre gonna pay for this.
Jack
No refunds, mister . . .
Druid
Youll get whats coming to you, pikey.

(Druid lunges towards Jack, but Levi pulls Jack away.)
Levi
Lets have no trouble.
Harvey
If I see him anywhere near my daughter again, there will be

trouble . . .
(Druid pushes Levi violently.)
Druid
Yeah hes talking real trouble fairground man . . .
Harvey
Alright, Druid, hes been warned. Come on, well fi nish the party
in town. Now, lets get out of this piss hole.
(Harvey and the Party Girls exit uncomfortably.)
Levi
Let it go, Jack. Th is man is dangerous. Theres a time to fight and a

time to walk.
(The others have all gone now leaving father and son staring at each
other.)
Jack
What happened to you, Dad? When mum died, you didnt just
lose your wife, you lost your self-respect.
(Levi strikes Jack in a reflex reaction of anger, pain and humiliation.)
Jack
Oh, and now is the time to fight?
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(Jack walks away leaving Levi. LIGHTS FADE on the troubled

father.)
Levi
I HEAR YOU CALLING OUT TO ME
I HEAR THE WIND WHISPER IN THE TREES
ITS GONNA BE ALRIGHT
(Jack is with Mary.)
Jack
I said Im sorry, I dont know what came over me.
Mary
I do, a bottle blonde with cheap perfume.
Jack
You know youre the one for me.
Mary
Every week I see you eyeing up some local tart or other.
Jack
And who do I come back to every week? I have to fl irt with the
girls, they expect it . . . Dad says its good for business.
Mary
And when do you ever listen to your dad?
Jack
But you tell me I should listen to him more often . . . so . . . , in a

way . . . , its your fault!
Mary
Jack Lee, dont you dare twist my words!

(Mary starts to wallop him.)
Jack
Come on . . . youve got to admit that was a good try!

(He laughs and even Mary is forced to see the audacious charm.)
Mary
Youre impossible.
Jack
I know, thats why you love me! I promise to be a good boy. Am I

forgiven?
Mary
I hate you and I never want to see you ever again!
Act One
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Jack
So I am forgiven . . . ?
(He produces one of his roses. Mary hits him with the rose. Jack runs
off, bumping into Rosa.)
Jack
Im off out with Jonny . . . cant get into trouble with him.
Rosa
So youve forgiven him then?
Mary
Girls are always fl inging themselves at the fairground boys.
Rosa
Hes taking you for granted.
Mary
Hes a bit mixed up.
Rosa
Just like his father. Theres a word for people like them . . .
Mary
What word?
Rosa
Men.
Mary
I can think of a better one.
Scene 5: LATER THAT NIGHT: OUTSIDE ROXYS NIGHTCLUB

Music No. 11: ME AND MY GIRL, NIGHTCLUBBING
(Underscore: NIGHTCLUBBING. As Rosa and Mary exit. Jack
and Jonny enter, slightly drunk.)
Jonny
Has Mary forgiven you then, Jack mate?
Jack
Yes. I promised to be a good boy and not see that Alice again.
Jonny
Has your dad forgiven you?
Jack
Yes. I promised to be a good boy and not see that Alice again.
Jonny
Good. So where we going then?
Jack
Roxys. To see Alice again!
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(Alice enters with her hen party friends Sally and Rita. They wear
silly hats and are in a drunken party mood.)
Jack
MATE GET DRESSED WEAR SOMETHING FLASHY,
TRIP THE LIGHT FANTASTIC
AND WERE ON OUR WAY,
Jonny
TOO MUCH WORK
MAKES JACK SUCH A SAD BOY,
Both
NOW WERE COMING OUT TO PLAY,
Jack
ME AND
ME AND
ME AND
ME AND
MY
MY
MY
MY
GIRL, NIGHTCLUBBING,
GIRL OUT ON THE TOWN,
GIRL NIGHTCLUBBING,
GIRL OUT AND ABOUT
(The Hen Party Girls make out with Jonny. Alice and Jack kiss.)
Rita
Come on Jonny, give us a kiss!
Sally
Hands off, hes mine . . .

(Jonny is out of his depth and intimidated.)
Alice
My dad is just a bit over protective. He loves me really.
Jack
Yeah, well Im taking you the one place he wont come looking for
you.
Alice
Wheres that?
Jack
Well go back to the fairground and open just for you. Lets fi nish
the party and give you a night to remember.
(The Revellers all cheer. Jonny is not so sure.)
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Act One
Girls
OUT ON THE TOWN LET ME TAKE YOU
Guys
NIGHTCLUBBING
Girls
I WANT TO BE SEEN WITH YOU
Guys
OUT ON THE TOWN
Girls
Guys
NIGHTCLUBBING
Girls
DANCING THE WHOLE NIGHT THROUGH
Guys
OUT AND ABOUT
Girls
Guys
ME AND MY GIRL NIGHTCLUBBING
Girls
I WANT TO BE SEEN WITH YOU
Guys
ME AND MY GIRL OUT ON THE TOWN
Girls
Guys
ME AND MY GIRL NIGHTCLUBBING
x2
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Girls
I WANT TO BE SEEN OUT AND ABOUT
Guys
ME AND MY GIRL OUT AND ABOUT
(Jack and Alice exit. Harvey enters with Druid. The Bouncer
has a word.)
Harvey
I knew I couldnt trust her . . . or those pikeys. Theyve been

laughing at us, Druid. Ill give them a night to remember . . .
Just like the old days, a bit of knuckle between the locals and the
pikeys.
Druid
Queensberry rules?
Harvey
Not this time, Druid.

(Harvey and Druid are joined by Lewis, Chris and Spiv who are
dressed in black. Th ey all put on masks and get tooled up, wielding
baseball bats.)
Music No. 12: STREET FIGHT

Harvey / Druid
ANOTHER SATURDAY NIGHT
SOMEBODY IN A STREET FIGHT
GOT HURT TONIGHT
ITS HARD NOW
GETTING HARDER NOW
SO HARD NOW
SCENE 6: A NIGHT TO REMEMBER: THE FAIRGROUND

Transition back to the fairground takes place as the Girls are seen having fun with Jack
and Jonny at a stall.
Harvey / Druid
I WAS LOOKING BACK TO SEE
IF YOU WERE LOOKING BACK AT ME
TO SEE ME LOOKING BACK AT YOU
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Druid
(WHAT?)
Harvey / Druid
I WAS LOOKING BACK TO SEE
IF YOU WERE LOOKING BACK AT ME
I SAW THAT YOU WERE LOOKING TOO
Druid
(OH!)
Both + Thugs
SHOODOOPYDOO SHOODOOPYDOO
SATURDAY NIGHT
All
SHOODOOPYDOO SHOODOO
SOMEBODY GOT IT TONIGHT
(Strong instrumental. The Thugs begin to trash the fun fair. Alice,
Sally and the Girls fl ee screaming in terror.)
All
OH . . . OH . . . OH . . . OH . . .
GOT HURT TONIGHT
GOT HURT TONIGHT
GOT HURT TONIGHT
(Levi, Jack, Jonny, Rosa and Mary come out, with Fair
Workers, but they are overpowered. Eventually Jonny gets his
sawn-off shotgun out.
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A couple of rounds in the air sends the Intruders packing, chased by

all the Fair People.
Jack and Levi remain amongst the debris.)
Jack
It was that Harvey and his gang.
Levi
I knew they were trouble from the off. Ive seen their type before.
(Alice enters, buttoning up her blouse. Levi realises what Jack has
been up to.)
Jack
You better get home.

(Alice runs off. Jack looks at his father and shrugs.)
Levi
So thats why they came. You stupid, bloody, idiot. You never listen
do you? Just thinking about yourself, as usual.
Jack
No Dad, you never listen. No one ever listens to what I really

want.
Rosa
Jack! Enough now. Your father loves you.
Jack
Who do you think you are? Youre not my Mother. My Mothers

dead.
(Jack lets loose a scream and finishes the trashing job on part of the
fair. Levi is furious with him.)
Levi
And what do you want? You selfish, little bastard?
Jack
I just want my mum.

(Levis anger immediately subsides.)
Levi
I know son, I know . . .

Levi
I BELIEVE THERES A PATH WELL FIND
MEMORY WE CAN LEAVE BEHIND
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Act One
ON THIS NIGHT
THIS VERY STR ANGE NIGHT
I HEAR YOU CALLING OUT TO ME
I HEAR THE WIND WHISPER IN THE TREES
(The Fair Workers slowly return and tidy the mess. Rosa is
suspicious and looking for answers.)
Rosa
I dont understand why they would do this?
Mary
Was it that Druid man?
Levi
No, just local hooligans. Wasnt it, Jack?

(Jack is surprised by his fathers complicity and support.)
Jack
Yeah, just some local hooligans.
Levi
They did us a favour, trashing this. Mum always said it needed

mending. And I never liked that sign. Could do with a new one.
What do you think? I listened to that music you left in the truck
last week. Some quite good songs for the rides . . . What were they
called? The Six Pistons?
Jack
The Sex Pistols, Dad.
Levi
Yeah, well whatever, I should listen to your ideas more often. Th at

music shouldnt be too loud though.
Jack
We need more than just a few repairs and a change of music, Dad.
Levi
Yeah, we need to do the motorbikes again, dont we?
Jack
Its a sure fi re, crowd puller.
Levi
We agree on that then.
Jack
I suppose. But who will replace mum on the third bike?

(Jonny is hopeful, fingers crossed behind his back.)
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Levi
Jonny boy . . . How do you fancy being the third wall of death
rider?
Jonny
Yeees, yeeees! Th ats all I ever dreamed of! Yeeees, me riding with
you two, meeeeeoooowm.
(Levi nods at Jack towards Mary.)
Jack
(To Mary.) Dads agreed to some changes and Ill make sure
everythings gonna be alright with us too.
Mary
I hope so, Jack. I really hope so.
Levi
Time for us to move on. Were Showmen, travellers. Moving on is

what we do.
Rosa
Even us?
(Song Intro.)
Music No. 14: GONNA MAKE YOU A STAR

Levi
Well see. First, weve got to make our Jonny, a star!
Levi
OH IS HE MORE
TOO MUCH MORE THAN A PRETTY FACE
Jonny
I DONT THINK SO
Levi
ITS SO STR ANGE THE WAY HES TALKIN
ITS A DISGR ACE
Jonny
WELL I KNOW I BEEN OUT OF STYLE
FOR A SHORT WHILE
BUT I DONT CARE HOW COLD YOU ARE
IM COMING HOME SOON
All
WERE GONNA MAKE YOU A STAR
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Act One
Jonny
OH YEAH
Jack
WELL HE SAY HES INTO HIS MUSIC
BUT I DONT BELIEVE IT
HE JUST DOESN'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND
THE ROCK MEDIA
Levi
WELL I KNOW I'M NOT SUPER HIP
AND I'M LIABLE TO TAKE A SLIP
Jack
BUT I DONT CARE HOW OLD YOU ARE
IM COMING HOME SOON
All
WE'RE GONNA MAKE YOU A STAR OH YEAH YEAH
WE'RE GONNA MAKE YOU A STAR
Levi
OH IS HE MORE
TOO MUCH MORE THAN A PRETTY FACE,
All
(I DONT THINK SO)
Levi
ITS SO STR ANGE THE WAY HES TALKIN
ITS A DISGR ACE
Jonny
WELL I KNOW I BEEN OUT OF STYLE
FOR A SHORT WHILE
BUT I DONT CARE HOW COLD YOU ARE
IM COMING HOME SOON
All
WERE GONNA MAKE YOU A STAR, OH YEAH YEAH
YEAH!
END of ACT ONE
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Act Two
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ACT TWO
Scene 1: LEVIS RESTORED FUN FAIR

LIZZIES SWEETS stand faces front. Father and son are repairing the motor bikes.
Music No. 15: FATHER AND SON
Levi
FATHER AND SON,
WATCHING THE WORLD AROUND US,
FOLLOWING ON WHERE ID BEGUN,
FOLLOW THE SUN,
FOLLOW THE LIGHT THAT LEADS YOU,
FOLLOW YOUR HEART, LITTLE ONE.
Jack
ROW THE BOAT, FLY THE KITE,
WATCH THE SUN FALL IN THE OCEAN,
MOTORBIKES, PLAYGROUND FIGHTS,
BIRTHDAY CAKES AND CHRISTMAS LIGHTS
Levi
FATHER AND SON,
Jack
FATHER AND SON
Levi
WATCHING THE R AIN THATS FALLING,
MAKING A R AINBOW SHINING JUST FOR YOU, OH,
I KNOW YOUVE GOT YOUR DADDYS EYES,
ON DAYS LIKE THIS, YOULL SEE FOREVER,
CLIMBING A R AINBOW TO THE SKY,
FATHER AND SON,
Levi
Another day. A new beginning. We can make a fresh start.
Jack
Dad . . . , I just want you to know that . . . , well, you know . . .
Levi
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Yes, I know. And thanks for saying it.

(The fair is repaired by the Workers with new innovations, obviously
inspired by Jack.)
Levi
DONT GIVE UP, DONT GIVE IN,
IF YOU FALL GET UP AGAIN,
THE FUTURES YOURS ITS IN YOUR HAND
YOURE NOW A BOY AND SOON A MAN
FATHER AND SON
Jack / All
FATHER AND SON
Levi
WATCHING THE R AIN THATS FALLING,
MAKING A R AINBOW SHINING JUST FOR YOU, OH,
I KNOW YOUVE GOT YOUR DADDYS EYES,
Girls
OOH
Jack
ON DAYS LIKE THIS, ILL SEE FOREVER,
Levi / Jack
CLIMBING A R AINBOW TO THE SKY,
THE SKY
FATHER AND SON,
Girls
OOH (etc.)
(As the Fair Workers all gather, Levi unveils the new sign: LEVI
AND SON FUN FAIR. Mary, Jonny, Jack, Levi and Rosa
admire their work.)
Mary
They had a good practice session on the bikes today, Mum . . .
Rosa
You think Im deaf? You think I cant hear the racket?
Levi / Jack
(With humour, as if scolded by a parent.) We promise to be careful . . .
Rosa
Its not about being careful. Youve made the changes Jack wanted.
You dont have to risk your life for him too.
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Levi
Im doing it for me as much as him. Ive been riding bikes since I

was twelve.
Jonny
Youngest wall of death rider in the country at fourteen, werent

you, Levi?
Levi
Th at I was. The Daily Mirror called me The Daredevil Kid.

Listen to me, the older I get, the better I was!
Rosa
Youve lived that life once, maybe you should live something
different now . . .
Jack
Id rather die young.
Jonny
Yeah, Jack likes danger, dont you?
Rosa
Jonny, that boy is dangerous. Dont you copy him.
Jack
(Mockingly mystical.) Listen to Gypsy Rosa . . . She has the gift.
Levi
Th ats enough, Jack. You two go and get the bikes packed away.
Chop, chop!
(Jonny, Mary and Jack exit.)
Rosa
A man of your age, on a feckin motorbike.
Levi
What do you mean my age?
Rosa
I worry about you. I care . . .
Levi
I know you do. I appreciate it . . .
Rosa
I better stock up.

(Jonny has been holding a football and watches Rosa exit.)
Jonny
You know what . . . I fi nk she fancies you.
Levi
Is that right, son?
Jonny
Son? Son! I wish you were my dad. I never knew my dad . . . or

my mum.
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(They play passball between them with the football.)

Levi
Well, youve been with since you ran away from the orphanage and
were your family now.
Jonny
I know people fi nk I am dead stupid. But I see things. A bit like

Rosa, I see things.
Levi
Do you, Jonny? What do you see?
Jonny
I see that dads want to live their lives again through their sons . . .
Levi
Theres truth in that.
Jonny
I see that sons think their dads are heroes, until those sons start to
be men. Then sons realize . . . their dads arent heroes, theyre just
. . . well, dads. It makes sons feel a bit disappointed for a while . . .
and they dont know how to talk to their dads, just for a while. But
you know what I fi nk . . .
Levi:
No?
Jonny
I fi nk it must be harder being a dad than being a hero. Th ats what

I fi nk.
Levi
Turns out youre a bit of a philosopher on the quiet.
Jonny
Youve made me feel like I belong here. Ill never let any harm
come to you or Jack. Next time bother comes calling Ill chase
them away with my shooter.
Levi
No Jonny, you keep that locked away . . . but thanks for the chat
son.
Jonny
My pleasure . . . , Dad.
(Levi sighs with contentment as Jonny scampers off. Rosa returns
with an armful of swag stock.)
Levi
You know what I think? For the fi rst time in a long while, I really
think it is gonna be alright.
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Rosa
You think so?

(Levi is slightly unnerved by Rosas attitude.)
Levi
Yes I think so. I think . . . Dont you think so?
Rosa
No, I dont think so.

(Rosa is busy stocking up.)
Levi
Whats that supposed to mean?
Rosa
It means I dont think so.
Levi
Well I gathered that. I thought this was what you wanted. Jack is
back with Mary.
Rosa
His heart is somewhere else.
Levi
What do you mean?
Rosa
He still loves Alice. I see it in his eyes. He will break my daughters

heart and if that happens you will be cursed, Levi Lee!
Levi
Im sure theyll be fi ne.
Rosa
Maybe, but what about you and me . . .
Levi
I dont know if things can be exactly the way you want them.
Rosa
I know. I see it in your eyes too.

(Levi has begun to rebuild his life and is looking for support, not this
constant irritation.)
Levi
You see it in my eyes?

(He snaps and the unspoken all comes tumbling out. (Play against
Lizzies stall).)
If you see everything with your precious gift, how come you didnt
see that us having an aff air was a massive mistake? If youve got
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this wonderful gift of second sight how come you didnt know
shed crash that bloody motorbike and die?
(He smashes a cup against the wall.)
Why didnt your bloody tealeaves tell you that?
Rosa
Maybe I knew that our destiny was wrapped up together. I didnt

foresee Lizzies death, but maybe I always knew that we would be
thrown together.
Levi
Th rown together?
Rosa
Maybe I always knew she would fi nd out about us.
Levi
What does that mean?
Rosa
A blind man could see we were drawn to each other when Bill left.
She was going to fi nd out sooner or later.
Levi
What are you saying . . . ? You told her!
Rosa
No!
Levi
You let her fi nd out?
Rosa
Not that, but we cant stand against our fate.
Levi
We can. We can change our lives today. Right here and now, and
Im about to change mine.
Rosa
At last, I see the passion again.
Levi
You dont know what you see.

(Levi strides away and off. Rosa follows him.)
Rosa
Levi, I dont make these things happen, I just see them. Im

powerless to stop them. Im powerless to stop loving you.
(Rosas thoughts are about Levi. Levi however, is thinking of
Lizzie.)
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Music No. 16: YOURE IN MY HEART

(Take off LIZZIES SWEETS stall.)
Rosa
WITH EVERY LOOK
WITH EVERY TOUCH
WITH EVERY KISS
YOURE IN MY HEART
WITH EVERY MOVE
WITH EVERY PR AYER
WITH EVERY BEAT
YOURE IN MY HEART
Levi
LIKE A DRUM
MY HEART BEATS LIKE A DRUM
AS MY MIND BEGINS TO RUN
BACK TO YOU
Levi / Rosa
EVERY MOVIE THAT I SEE
THE FACE UPON THE SCREEN
Levi
IS YOU
WITH EVERY LOOK
WITH EVERY TOUCH
WITH EVERY KISS
YOURE IN MY HEART
Levi / Rosa
WITH EVERY MOVE
WITH EVERY PR AYER
WITH EVERY BEAT
YOURE IN MY HEART
Levi
IN MY ROOM
YOUR PERFUME FILLS THE AIR
MY SHIRTS YOU USED TO WEAR
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ARE STILL THERE

IN A ROOM OF SO-CALLED FRIENDS
I HEAR YOUR VOICE AGAIN
ITS YOU
(Mary enters and sings about Jack, but Jack is thinking of Alice.)
Rosa / Mary / Jack / Alice
WITH EVERY LOOK
WITH EVERY TOUCH
WITH EVERY KISS
YOURE IN MY HEART
WITH EVERY MOVE
WITH EVERY PR AYER
WITH EVERY BEAT
YOURE IN MY HEART
All Five Together
AND IN MY HEART
THERES A PHOTOGR APH OF YOU
FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE
AND IN MY HEART
THERES A PICTURE OF YOU
Levi / Jack
WALKING AWAY FROM ME
Mary / Alice
WITH EVERY LOOK
WITH EVERY TOUCH
WITH EVERY BEAT
YOURE IN MY HEART
Levi / Jack / Rosa
WITH EVERY LOOK
WITH EVERY TOUCH
All
WITH EVERY KISS
YOURE IN MY HEART
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WITH EVERY MOVE

WITH EVERY PR AYER
WITH EVERY BEAT
YOU'RE IN MY HEART
Scene 2: OUTSIDE ALICES WINDOW

Druid is watching Alices window from the shadows. He scurries away as he hears
someone coming. Someone is Jack.
Music No. 17: LAMPLIGHT
Jack
BABY SEE YOUR LAMPLIGHT,
SHINING FROM YOUR WINDOW,
BABY SEE YOUR LAMPLIGHT
AND IT SHINES ON ME, AH,
BABY SEE YOUR WINDOW, BABY DO YA FEEL LOW,
WAITING ON YOUR PILLOW, WAITING ON ME,
AND I DONT REALLY WANT TO GO ALONE,
BUT I GET THE FEELING ID BETTER GET ON HOME,
OOH BABY WOULD I LOOK RIGHT,
CLIMBING UP THE DR AIN PIPE,
BABY WOULD IT FEEL RIGHT
IF I STAYED ALL NIGHT,
(Instrumental.)
Jack
Alice!! Alice!!!
Alice
Jack! Shhh, my dad will hear you!
Jack
I cant stay long, theyll miss me . . .
Alice
What are you doing here? Is everything okay? Who trashed the fair?
Jack
Th at doesnt matter. I just had to see you one last time.
Alice
What are we going to do?
Jack
Lets run away together!
Alice
What?! Are you serious? You are serious! Alright. Where to?
Harvey
(Off.) Alice!
Jack
I dont know. Meet me at the station in an hour.
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Music No. 18: STAY HERE WITH ME

(Dialogue before first verse.)
Harvey
Who were you talking to?
Alice
Nobody. Nobody.
Harvey
Come on, Princess. I know, why dont you ring Sally in the
morning and go shopping? E're, Ill treat you.
Alice
I dont want your money.
Harvey
You got to forget about this boy. Hes a waster.
Alice
You were responsible for the fight at the fun fair.
Harvey
Th ats him putting words in your mouth.
Alice
It was you, wasnt it? It wouldnt surprise me. I know what you can
be like Ive seen you do that kind of thing before.
Harvey
Im not taking that kind of crap from you, Alice.
Alice
You cant stop me seeing him. Im nineteen!
Harvey
I dont care how old you are. Th is is my house and you will do as
youre told.
Alice
I dont want to live in your house.
Harvey
What you gonna do then? Run back to your mother? Even she
agrees with me on this.
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Alice
Ill run away with Jack.
Harvey
Run away to be a gypsy? Id like to see how long you last in a

crummy caravan. Im just a hotel, taxi service and bloody bank as
far as youre concerned.
Harvey
OH THIS BOYS GONNA BREAK YOUR HEART
GO AHEAD AND MAKE A MISTAKE
Alice
DONT TELL ME I TOLD YOU SO
Harvey
THIS GUY IS JUST A TERRIBLE FAKE
Alice
HE CAN PROMISE ME THE WORLD
Harvey
BUT HE DOESNT OWN IT
OH THE WORLD BELONGS TO YOU, GIRL
HES SO FULL OF EMPTY PROMISES
IM SURE THAT YOU KNOW IT
Alice
BUT YOU DONT SEE THE TRUTH
Harvey
COME ON ALICE
WISE UP
Alice
I CAN THINK FOR MYSELF
Harvey
YOURE NOT EX ACTLY IN DANGER
OF ENDING UP ON THE SHELF.
THERE'S BEEN SO MANY TIMES IVE
TOLD YOU THAT YOU SHOULDNT BE WEAK
Alice
SO WEAK, SO OPEN, SO VULNER ABLE
Harvey
I CAN SEE YOU IN A BEDSIT
WITH A COUPLE OF KIDS
AND YOUR YOUNG LIFE
ON THE SKIDS
Alice
I'M YOUNG AND FREE
Harvey
Don't just walk away. Listen to me, please . . .
Harvey
STAY HERE WITH ME
Alice
I'M YOUNG AND FREE
Harvey
You're throwing your life away. Can't you see it?
Harvey
STAY HERE WITH ME
Alice
I'M YOUNG AND FREE
Scene 3: LEAVING THE FAIR

Jack
Youre telling me you had a proper conversation with my dad?
Jonny
Yeah, it was easy.
Jack
Well, how come he doesnt listen to me?
Jonny
Cos you dont listen to him.
Jack
Well, you listen to me: youve got to keep a secret.
Jonny
I like secrets. I kept secret when we fiddled the one-arm bandits.
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Jack
Course you did. Well, I dont want you to tell anyone until later,
but I am going to meet Alice.
Jonny
You cant! You promised your dad.
Jack
I know. Th ats why its a secret.
Jonny
I dont fi nk thats a good idea, cos you said you would stay with
Mary.
Jack
Just cover for me.
Jonny
Im not good at telling lies.
Jack
Ive left Dad a note. Tell him: dont worry, Ill call him.
(Jack gives Jonny the note and steals away. As he leaves Jonny is left
alone, starting to panic.)
Jonny
But Ill be on me own . . . Jack? Jack!

(Jonny looks at the note. Looking at the note and practicing what he
must say.)
Tell dad, dont worry, Ill call . . . Dont worry, Levi, hell call yer
. . . Dont worry, Mary, he ran away with Alice . . . Dont worry,
Harvey, hes knobbing your daughter . . .
(His fear of Harvey takes him running into the stall. Druid and
Spiv enter silently. They observe Jonny emerge with his gun. Jonny
has grabbed his shotgun to protect himself from the imaginary Druid,
little knowing Druid is now watching him. Jonny is happy in his
make believe world.
He steals around the fair like Rambo, with dramatic twirling of his
shotgun and childish sound eff ects.)
Jonny
You talkin to me? You talkin to me? . . .
Druid
Yeah. Im talking to you . . .
Jonny
You scared me . . .
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Druid
(Quiet and sinister.) Good. And I tell you what else will come as a
shock to you . . .
Jonny
What?
Druid
(Shouts.) Boo!
(Druid laughs. Jonny is petrified and tries to get away, but Spiv
blocks his path.)
Jonny
Go away were closed!
Druid
(Holding a coconut.) Now dont be shy . . . Funny that is, shy,

coconut shy . . .
(Jonny laughs uncomfortably.)
Druid
I just want a little chat with you . . .

(Jonny waves the gun at Druid.)
Jonny
Its loaded . . .
Druid
Is it? Well, thats very handy . . .

(Druid snatches the gun off Jonny.)
. . . cause now I can blow your brains out, if you dont tell me
what I want to know. Nice shooter . . . Saw it off yourself, did ya?
Nah, doubt it. They dont let your kind have anything sharp do
they?
Jonny
What you want?
Druid
My guvnor is not a happy man. His daughter has gone missing

and I have to fi nd her. Now, Im going to tell you a little secret:
Im very fond of Alice, and perhaps I know that she would never
have me, but sure as hell, I will make sure she wont end up with a
piece of scum like Jack . . .
Jonny
I aint seen her.
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Druid
Maybe not, but I bet shes with Jack. And if anyone knows where
Jack the lad is . . . that would be you. So, before you piss your
pants, why dont tell me where they are.
(Mary enters.)
Mary
Whats going on here?

(Druid puts the shotgun down.)
Druid
Im looking for Jack.
Mary
Well hes away on business. And you have no business here.

Scarper, before I set the dogs on you . . .
Druid
We wouldnt want that, would we? Heres a little present, Jonny

boy . . .
(Druid slowly cuts a line on Jonnys cheek, which starts to bleed.
Jonny screams.)
Ill be watching you . . .
(Druid exits.)
Mary
You alright? Jonny?
Jonny
He hurt me, Mary.

(Mary grabs Jonny.)
Mary
Where is Jack? Is he with that Alice again?

(During this song the fair is packed away and we will finish with an
empty stage. A reverse of the start of the show. The feeling is they are
all leaving.)
Music No. 19: LEAVING HOME

Jonny
HE SAID TO KEEP A SECRET AND I SAID I WOULD
SO I WOULDN'T TELL YOU EVEN IF I COULD
HE SAID HE'D CALL, THAT'S ALL HE SAID
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I THINK HE'S MESSED UP INSIDE HIS HEAD

SHE WAS A PRETTY GIRL FROM LONDON TOWN,
WITH HER HEAD IN CLOUDS
AND HER FEET ON THE GROUND,
JACK NEEDED SPACE, HE NEEDED TIME,
HE NEEDED SOMETHING HE COULD NOT FIND
(Levi enters, holding the note from Jack.)
Levi
HE LEFT A NOTE ILL CALL YA,
DONT WORRY, DAD ILL CALL YA,
WHEN I FIND A PLACE IM GONNA CALL YA,
CAUSE IM LEAVING HOME
Levi
Oi Jonny! What's all this about?
Jonny
HE SAID HE WENT TO SEE THAT GIRL HE MET
ON A SPECIAL DATE THEY WOULD NOT FORGET
HE SAID HE'D FIND A BEDSIT FLAT
SOMEWHERE UP NORTH AND STUFF LIKE THAT
SO SHE WENT TO MEET HIM AT THE R AILWAY TR ACK
EVERYTHING THEY OWNED WAS ON THEIR BACK
AS THE TR AIN ROLLED ON INTO THE NIGHT
PASSING TOWNS AND CITY LIGHTS
(Harvey enters.)
Harvey
SHE LEFT A NOTE ILL CALL YA,
DONT WORRY, DAD ILL CALL YA,
WHEN I FIND A PLACE IM GONNA CALL YA,
CAUSE IM LEAVING HOME
Harvey
Is she with that flake? Where are they?
Jonny
Dunno . . . He didnt know where he was going until they got there.
Harvey
Where?
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Jonny
To where he is going. He said hed call!
All
HE / SHE LEFT A NOTE ILL CALL YA,
DONT WORRY DADDY GONNA CALL YA,
WHEN I FIND A PLACE ILL CALL YA,
CAUSE HES LEAVING HOME,
Harvey
AND SHES LEAVING HOME
All
AND HE'S / SHE'S LEAVING
HE'S / SHE'S LEAVING
HOME
Harvey
Leaving? Leaving where? I told you not to mess with me,

fairground man.
Levi
Any more rough stuff and this time I will break you in two . . . Do
you understand me?
(Harvey backs off, aware that this is a diff erent Levi to last time.)
Harvey
Im not happy. Im worried about my daughter.
Levi
Im worried about my son.

(Levi walks away. Harvey is crushed. He needs to talk. Rosa enters,
carrying boxes.)
Harvey
Do you have any idea where they might be?
Rosa
How would I know?
Harvey
Maybe you, sense something?
Rosa
I sense something about you! I spent half my life with a man like you.
Harvey
Its my fault. Ive driven her away.
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Rosa
You and Levi are like two peas in a pod. You cant communicate
with your children, yet you put your entire life on hold for them.
Try living your own life and letting them get on with living theirs.
Harvey
Good advice, Rosa. Maybe you should listen to yourself . . .
Rosa
What do you mean by that?
Harvey
I know this is no life for my daughter. Or yours, come to that. Its

no life for a woman on her own, like you, either.
Rosa
Its all Ive ever known.
Harvey
Is it all you ever wanted?
Rosa
I dont know any more. Us show people fi ll our kids heads with
traditions that they dont really want to carry on. At least Jack
made a decision. At least he is capable of showing his feelings.
Harvey
If you werent leaving, Id like to have got to know you . . .
Rosa
Well we are leaving. So kindly sod off.
Harvey
For what its worth, Alice told me that when she fi rst met you . . .
that you told her things about, her, our family. She thinks you
have some . . . I dont know, some sixth sense.
Rosa
Does she?
Harvey
If anything comes to you . . . You will tell me? Please . . .
Scene 4: DONCASTER RAILWAY STATION

Empty black stage, save the railway station bench they are sat on.
Jack watches Alice as she happily laughs whilst reading all the exotic timetable
destinations.
Alice
We can go anywhere in the world from here . . . Grimsby, Retford,

Goole . . . What happens in a town called Goole?!
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Jack
Youre beautiful.
Alice
Do you tell that to all the girls you run away with? I cant believe
we actually ran away!
Jack
Were not kids anymore. Weve got to think about the

consequences . . .
(She teases him but he is serious, and we realise he is echoing his
fathers words. Jack has listened. At last he is starting to grow up.)
Alice
Consequences? Have you swallowed a dictionary or are you going

all posh on me?
Jack
No, just facing up to reality. I love you. Ive never told anyone that
before. Well, at least not meant it before. Look the fair is up here
this week. Lets go back, put it right with my dad, then tell your
dad. Its time to do the right thing . . .
Music No. 20: IF I COULD

Jack
IF I COULD LOVE YOU FOREVER,
IF I COULD LOVE YOU EVERY DAY,
IF I COULD TAKE YOUR HAND,
WOULD YOU UNDERSTAND,
AND LET ME SHOW YOU THE WAY?
Alice
IF WE COULD DANCE THIS DANCE FOREVER,
IF WE COULD LAUGH WITHOUT A WORD,
Jack
IF I GIVE YOU MY LIFE,
WILL YOU BE MY WIFE,
OR IS THAT TOO ABSURD?
Together
BUT OH WE COULD HAVE A LARK, A LARK,
PICNICKING IN THE PARK, THE PARK,
ON SATURDAY NIGHTS,
IF YOU FEEL ALRIGHT,
WELL GO TO THE PICTURES
WHEN ITS DARK
Jack
IF I WERE A PLUMBER,
WOULD YOU LOVE ME?
Alice
IF I WERE WAITRESS?
Jack
ID LOVE YOU.
COULD YOU PICTURE US
ON A NUMBER NINE BUS
TO CANNING TOWN
WE TWO
JUST ME AND YOU.
(Instrumental. Dance break.)
Both
BUT OH WE COULD HAVE A LARK, A LARK,
PICNICKING IN THE PARK, THE PARK,
ON SATURDAY NIGHTS IF YOU FEEL ALRIGHT
WELL GO TO THE PICTURES
WHEN ITS DARK,
Alice
YES WE COULD WALK OUR WALKS TOGETHER,
OR WE COULD R AISE A FAMILY
Jack
WHEN I COME HOME FROM WORK ,
ILL CHANGE ME SHIRT,
AND WELL SIT BY THE FIRE-SIDE FOR TEA
Both
JUST YOU AND ME.
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Scene 5: BACK AT THE FAIR

Levi is sat with a sledgehammer in hand as the fair is being built up again. Mary is
stacking prizes as she talks to Jonny.
Mary
The daft thing is, Jonny, I still love him. You see, I know hell
leave his fancy bit of stuff and come back to the fair, back to me
. . . and though I know I shouldnt, I know Ill take him back. He
thinks theres another world out there, thats better than ours . . .
but nothings better than this . . . our travelling life. You know
that, dont you, Jonny? Ive seen whats out there. Every week, in
every different town we visit, I see the same look in them townies
eyes. They come to us, to escape from their dreary world. They
think there must be something better than what theyve got . . . and
they come to us to fi nd it. So, why would we want to join them?
Oh no, Jonny, Ive seen the real world from my caravan window.
They can keep it. You wouldnt want a mortgage and a real job
would you, Jonny?
(Jonny most certainly would not.)
Mary
No, and neither does Jack. My mam says he has to fi nd out for
himself and when he does hell be back. Hell come home and Ill
be waiting for him.
Jonny
I hope he dont come home today, though.
Mary
Why not, Jonny?
Jonny
Cos I seen that Druid in town. Hes been here all week. Looking
and waiting. He hurt me, Mary.
Mary
He followed us up here?
(Jack enters alone, carrying a suitcase. A couple of Workers see him
and greet him warmly, glad that he is back.)
Jack
Alright, Jonny boy?

(Jack sees the cut on Jonnys face.)
Whats happened to your face?
Jonny
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(Shouting.) Nothing!
(Jonny runs away. Jack sees Mary. She hides her joy in order to
exact full value from the moment.)
Mary
Got over your little adventure, have you? I suppose you think you
can just walk in here and pick up where you left off do you?
Jack
Im sorry.
Mary
Sorry is it?
Jack
But see, we love each other . . .

(Alice emerges from the shadows.)
Jack
(To Mary.) I dont want to hurt you, but its time you knew the
truth. Th is is my home as well and Ive brought Alice home with
me. Will you understand? Will you be alright?
Mary
Of course . . . Ill be fi ne . . . And you can scrape him off the floor
when he dies on that bloody motorbike!
Levi
Jack, we need to talk.

(Levi takes Jack and Alice off, leaving the broken hearted Mary
comforted by her mother.)
Mary
You knew this would happen. You could have warned me about
her and Jack . . .
Rosa
It would have changed nothing.
Mary
What will I do? I cant stay here now . . .
Rosa
Maybe its time we moved on . . .
Mary
But you must stay, you cant give up on Levi.
Rosa
Lizzie was my best friend, but theres something you dont know . . .
Levi and I had an aff air.
Mary
Mother!
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Rosa
I know it must sound terrible . . . Believe you me, we tried to stop

it. Ill never forget the look on her face, the shock, the hurt, the
anger . . .
Mary
What happened?
Rosa
We didnt have time to talk about it . . . They went straight out

onto the motorbikes. The Wall of Death. Bikes at fi fty miles an
hour, upside down, the noise, the confusion . . . He thinks she lost
her concentration, because of us. He blames himself . . . and me,
for her death. Ive waited for him to close the door on it, but he
could never look at me the same way again.
Mary
Oh Mum . . . Did Jack know?
Rosa
Never. Its time we both realized there is nothing left for us here.
Mary
Where will we go?
Rosa
I dont know!
(Mary and Rosa swiftly exit past Fair Workers start to set up.
Jack and Levi are part of the throng.)
Jack
Dad, Im sorry. Im so sorry. Lets do the bikes again for the fi rst
time tonight, with Alice beside me. Forget Rosas predictions, its
gonna be alright.
Levi
Do you think he wont come looking?
Jack
Were miles away from his patch now.
Levi
Hell fi nd you and there will be trouble.
Alice
We love each other.
Levi
Youre a nice girl Im sure, but youre an outsider.
Jack
Shes not an outsider anymore. Shes with me.
Harvey
(Off.) Alice!
67
Music No. 19: DANGEROUS

(Harvey appears in a SURREAL LIGHTING STATE as if in
Alices mind. He sings to Alice. This is a nightmare-type dream
sequence.)
Harvey
THIS BOY IS DANGEROUS TO KNOW,
HELL STEAL YOUR HEART AND LET YOU GO,
INTO THE COLD AND DARK SHADOWS,
HELL DR AG YOU DOWN WITH HIM BELOW,
BUT YOU LOVE HIM, YEAH YOU LOVE HIM,
BUT DOES HE LOVE YOU?
(All the Characters appear now as part of the nightmare and
push and jostle Jack and Alice.
Mary sings to Alice.)
Mary
HE CAST A SPELL ALL OVER YOU,
YOURE LOST AND YOU CANT SEE THE TRUTH,
HES GONNA LEAVE YOU BLACK AND BLUE,
THIS BOY IS DANGER THROUGH AND THROUGH,
BUT YOU LOVE HIM, YES YOU LOVE HIM,
AND HE LOVES YOU
(Mary attacks Alice and they fight until Mary is pulled away and
Jack goes to her.)
Mary, Rosa & Ensemble
DANGEROUS,
SO DANGEROUS,
HES DANGEROUS GIRL FOR YOU,
(Fairground Workers crowd around, hurling abuse at Jack and
Alice in between singing. Levi is attempting to shield them.)
Jack
Shes staying!
Act Two
68
All
GIRL FOR YOU,
DANGEROUS,
THIS BOY IS DANGEROUS
GIRL FOR YOU
(Jack and Alice make a run for it. Mary goes for Jack again and
Levi grabs her. Levi sings to Mary.)
Levi
I KNOW YOURE CAUGHT UP IN A WEB OF LIES,
YOU NEVER SEE THE TRUTH BEHIND HIS EYES,
JUST LIKE A PUPPET ON A STRING,
HE CALLS THE TUNE, YOU DANCE AND SING,
BUT YOU LOVE HIM, YES YOU LOVE HIM,
DOES HE LOVE YOU?
(Fairground Workers sing at Alice and hurl abuse at Jack. They
have cleared the stage by last beat of the song.)
All
THIS BOY IS DANGEROUS,
DANGEROUS!
(As soon as song finishes a DROWNING MENACING SOUND is
heard. The stage is empty apart from Levi, Jack and Alice.
Harvey enters with Druid and Heavies.)
Druid
Im gonna teach you such a lesson, smart arse.
Alice
Oh my God! No, Dad . . .

(Harvey pushes past Alice to grab Jack.)
Harvey
You dont know what youve put me through.

(Jack reacts to Harvey. There is a struggle with Jack and Harvey.
Druid darts in and smashes Jack to the ground with a blow from a
baseball bat. Two Heavies hold Levi back. Druid kicks Jack on
the ground.)
Alice
69
Somebody stop him . . .

(Alice tries to help Jack. Harvey tries to pull her away. Jonny
arrives with his shotgun.)
Jonny
Get away from him . . . Or Ill kill yer.
Levi
No, Jonny! No . . .
(Druid spins across to Jonny and tries to wrestle the rifl e off him.
During this struggle Jack gets up and launches himself at Harvey.
Alice tries to keep them apart.
As Druid continues to wrestle with Jonny the gun goes off. Rosa,
Mary and Fairground Workers come running back.
Harvey, Jack and Alice all fall to the fl oor. Jonny stumbles away
and Druid is left holding the gun.)
Levi
No! No . . .
(Alice gets up.)
Alice
Youve killed him! Youve killed him . . .
Jonny
He had it coming . . . He was hurting my Jack.

(Harvey slowly gets up. Jack is left slumped dead on the ground.
Mary lets out a cry of anguish. Levi breaks free to his fallen son.
Druid fl ees.)
Scene 6: OUTSIDE WALL OF DEATH

This will fly in during the song for scene change.
Music No. 22: ITS GONNA BE ALRIGHT (# 5)
Levi
I BELIEVE THERES A LIGHT THAT SHINES BRIGHT,
I BELIEVE THAT A STAR WILL GUIDE US
Act Two
70
THROUGH THIS NIGHT,

THIS VERY STR ANGE NIGHT,
I BELIEVE THERES A PATH WELL FIND,
MEMORIES WE CAN LEAVE BEHIND ON THIS NIGHT,
THIS BLACKEST NIGHT,
HERE WE STAND WITH OUR WORLD UPSIDE DOWN,
NOT A WORD, NOT A SIGH, NOT A SOUND,
ITS A VERY STR ANGE NIGHT,
ALL THE PLANS THAT WE THOUGHT WED MADE,
ALL THE DREAMS NOW SEEM TO FADE.
THEYRE TUMBLING DOWN,
DOWN TO THE GROUND,
ITS GONNA BE ALRIGHT.
(Instrumental underscore changes to . . . )
Music No. 23: A WINTERS TALE (Reprise)
(By now only Levi and Rosa remain. Th ey exchange a look. It is all
over between them. Levi exits. A small steady snow fl urry of snow
falls over Rosa.)
Rosa
THE NIGHTS ARE COLDER NOW
MAYBE I SHOULD CLOSE THE DOOR
AND ANY WAY THE SNOW
71
HAS COVERED ALL YOUR FOOTSTEPS

AND I CAN FOLLOW YOU NO MORE
Levi
THE FIRE STILL BURNS AT NIGHT
MY MEMORIES ARE WARM AND CLEAR
BUT EVERYBODY KNOWS
ITS HARD TO BE ALONE
AT THIS TIME OF YEAR
Both
AND WHY SHOULD THE WORLD TAKE NOTICE
OF ONE MORE LOVE THAT FAILED
ITS A LOVE THAT COULD NEVER BE
THOUGH IT MEANT A LOT TO YOU AND ME
ON A WORLD WIDE SCALE
Levi
WERE JUST ANOTHER WINTERS TALE
(Levi exits and Rosa is left alone.)
Rosa
Rosa
So that was my tale . . . I knew how they would all play their
parts. I just didnt realise how I would play mine. Mary moved
away and met someone else. Hes not Jack but he loves her and
Im expecting my first grandchild soon. Levi adopted Jonny and
theyre still travelling. If he travels far enough hell fi nd happiness.
Poor Jack, he never did get to ride in The Wall Of Death, again.
You know, Im sure hes with them, whenever they ride those damn
motor-bikes . . .
Music No. 24: SILVER DREAM MACHINE
72
Act Two
Scene 7: WALL OF DEATH

Subdued dramatic lighting as Jonny enters in leathers on a motorbike with his headlamp
shining through the mist.
Jonny
HERE AM I
IM GOING FOR MY FIRST TRY
FLYING HIGH
I GOT A LOT OF LOVE INSIDE
IS THERE LOVE ENOUGH NOW TO GET ME THROUGH
YEAH I KNOW NOW WHERE IM GOING TO
NOT TO LOSE NOW BUT TO WIN
TELL ME HOW DO I BEGIN
IVE A DREAM
SILVER DREAM MACHINE
(Next Levi arrives on his motorbike.)
Levi
WELL ALRIGHT
IVE GOT A LOT OF LOVE TO TRY
COS LOVE IS THE THING
AND FREEDOM IS THE WORD I SING
ITS THE FORCE NOW
YEAH, TO GET ME THROUGH
YEAH, ITS DEEP IN ME AND ITS DEEP IN YOU
Both
IVE A DREAM, SILVER DREAM MACHINE
SILVER DREAM, SILVER DREAM MACHINE
(Finally Jack is revealed, and once centre his bike will lift off the
ground and into the air and into the AUDIENCE to about the fourth
row of the stalls.)
73
Jack
IS THERE LOVE ENOUGH NOW TO GET ME THROUGH
NOW I KNOW WHERE I AM GOING TO
Jack / Jonny
Jack / Jonny / Levi
IVE A DREAM
SILVER DREAM
SILVER DREAM
SILVER DREAM
(Snap to black.)
Scence 8: THE FINALE

The Company run on and bow. Levi enters last.
Music No. 25: HERE WE ARE ALL TOGETHER (Reprise)
Levi
OUTSIDE THE R AIN IS FALLING,
INSIDE THE FIRES WARM AND
HERE WE ARE NOW, ALL TOGETHER,
THE ROAD IS FILLED WITH GLORY,
WE WROTE THAT AWESOME STORY,
NOW DONT IT FEEL GOOD TO BE TOGETHER,
INTO THE R AIN FILLED SKY.
WE SAY A PR AYER, ARE YOU THERE,
Girls
OO . . .
74
Act Two
Boys
Girls
HERE WE ARE, HERE WE ARE TOGETHER
Boys
YES HERE WE ARE ALL TOGETHER
Girls
Boys
All
HERE WE ARE, YEAH HEAR WE ARE
HERE WE ARE, EVERYBODY'S HOME
Levi
DON'T IT FEEL GOOD TOGETHER
Girls
Boys
DON'T IT FEEL GOOD TOGETHER
Girls
Boys
Girls
Boys
75
Girls
Boys
EVERYBODY'S HOME
Girls
HERE WE ARE, HERE WE ARE TOGTHER
HOME
(Cast exit leaving Levi alone centre stage. He exits and lights fade to
black.)
THE END
All The Fun

Of The Fair
Book by
JON CONWAY
Music & Lyrics by
DAVID ESSEX
VOCAL BOOK
Josef Weinberger

Th e East End Fun Fair Musical
Copyright 2012 by David Essex and Jon Conway
Edition Copyright 2012 by Josef Weinberger Ltd., London
All Rights Reserved
PHOTOCOPYING THIS COPYRIGHT MATERIAL IS ILLEGAL
Applications to perform this work must be made,

BEFORE REHEARSALS COMMENCE, to:
JOSEF WEINBERGER LIMITED
12 - 14 Mortimer Street
London W1T 3JJ
United Kingdom
Tel: +44 (0)20 7580 2827
Fax: +44 (0)20 7436 9616
www.josef-weinberger.com
June 2013
Musical Numbers
ACT ONE
1.
A Winters Tale (Rosa) ....................................................................................... 1
2.
All The Fun Of The Fair (Levi and Company) .................................................... 2
3.
He Noticed Me (Alice and Mary) ...................................................................... 4
4.
Here We Are All Together (Levi, Mary, Rosa, Jack & Company) .......................... 6
5.
Underscore (It's Gonna Be Alright) (Instrumental) ........................................... 11
6.
Its Gonna Be Alright (#2) (Levi) ..................................................................... 12
7.
Hold Me Close ( Jack, Jonny and Company) ...................................................... 13
8.
Pretty Th ing ( Jack and Alice) .......................................................................... 18
9.
Rock On (Levi, Harvey, Druid & Rosa) ........................................................... 21
10.
11.
Me And My Girl (Nightclubbing) ( Jack, Jonny & Company)............................. 24
12.
Street Fight (Harvey and Druid)...................................................................... 26
11.
14.
Gonna Make You A Star ( Jack, Jonny and Company) ........................................ 29

ACT TWO
15.
Father And Son (Levi and Jack) ....................................................................... 33
16.
Youre In My Heart (Levi, Rosa, Alice, Mary & Jack) ........................................ 36
17.
Lamplight ( Jack) ............................................................................................ 39
18.
Stay Here With Me (Harvey & Alice) .................................................................... 41
19.
Shes Leaving Home ( Jonny, Levi, Harvey & Company) ..........................................43
20.
If I Could ( Jack and Alice) ....................................................................................46
21.
Dangerous (Levi, Mary, Rosa, Harvey & Company) ................................................49
22.
Its Gonna Be Alright (#5) (Levi) .......................................................................... 52
23.
A Winters Tale (Reprise) (Rosa & Levi) ................................................................54
24.
Silver Dream Machine ( Jonny, Levi & Jack) ..........................................................56
25.
Here We Are All Together (Reprise) (Levi & Company) .........................................59
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All The Fun

LIBRETTO / VOCAL BOOK

ALL THE FUN OF THE FAIR

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BACKING TR ACKS Copyright 2012 by Ian Wherry

ALL THE FUN

A Winters Tale (Rosa)

All The Fun Of The Fair (Levi and Company)

He Noticed Me (Alice and Mary)

Underscore (It's Gonna Be Alright) (Instrumental)

Its Gonna Be Alright (#2) (Levi)

Hold Me Close ( Jack, Jonny and Company)

Pretty Th ing ( Jack and Alice)

Rock On (Levi, Harvey, Druid & Rosa)

Its Gonna Be Alright (#3) (Levi)

Me And My Girl (Nightclubbing) ( Jack, Jonny & Company)

Street Fight (Harvey and Druid)

Its Gonna Be Alright (#4) (Levi)

Gonna Make You A Star ( Jack, Jonny and Company)

Father And Son (Levi and Jack)

Youre In My Heart (Levi, Rosa, Alice, Mary & Jack)

Stay Here With Me (Harvey & Alice)

Shes Leaving Home ( Jonny, Levi, Harvey & Company)

If I Could ( Jack and Alice)

Dangerous (Levi, Mary, Rosa, Harvey & Company)

Its Gonna Be Alright (#5) (Levi)

A Winters Tale (Reprise) (Rosa & Levi)

Silver Dream Machine ( Jonny, Levi & Jack)

Here We Are All Together (Reprise) (Levi & Company)

Setting: A small family funfair.

All The Fun Of The Fair

ALL THE FUN OF THE FAIR

Scene 1: OUTSIDE THE WALL OF DEATH

Romany Gypsy! I can tell your fortune . . . !

I bet she couldnt even tell you the bleedin time!

Gyppo! Gyppo! Gyppo!

Hey, what do you think?

Oh, hiya, Rosa!

OF A LOVE THAT COULD NEVER BE

Go on then . . . Ask her!

Is it real . . . , what you tell people?

Give me something of yours to hold . . . The locket around your

Dont tell her! See if she can guess . . .

She lives abroad now.

I sense difficulties with a man. He loves you, but is strong and

(Loud whisper.) She means your dad.

All The Fun Of The Fair

Now you want to know about the boy on the dodgems . . .

Does he fancy her?

He will break your heart.

Scene 2: THE FAIR

Come on love, a prize every time!

Six shots a pound . . . Hit the target, win a prize!

I can see the future . . . See whats in your stars!

JACK THE LAD IS WAITING THERE

How we doing, son? Has it picked up any?

No. Not since we stopped doing the Wall of Death.

Oi! Half-wit, Ive got one shot left.