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A Matter of National Insecurity Why USA Can't Loose To BE
A Matter of National Insecurity Why USA Can't Loose To BE
A Matter of National Insecurity Why USA Can't Loose To BE
A matter of national
insecurity: Why U.S.
absolutely cannot lose to
Belgium
By Dan Wetzel
22 hours ago
Yahoo Sports
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SAO PAULO The United States is playing Belgium in the World
Cup next Tuesday and Belgium is the favorite.
Belgium. Not Brazil. Not Argentina. Not Germany.
Belgium.
Belgium should not be favored over the United States of America
in anything but waffles and windmills.
Yes, it's a
nation of
superior life
expectancy,
literacy and
general
happiness
but who cares
about those
things? Listen,
Belgium:
You're going to
have to step up your senseless homicide and childhood obesity
rates before we take you seriously.
This is a complete disgrace to the United States. Sure, soccer
"the Miracle on
Brazilian dirt
painted green
things such as
low heart disease rates and high overall fitness, it is just a blatant
attempt to be American, in this case the caloric equal of the blue
plate special at a truck stop outside Baton Rouge.
Belgium has seven times fewer McDonald's per capita than the
U.S., which means you discriminate against creepy, big-footed,
big-haired clowns and the Filet of Fish OK, good work there.
Advantage Belgium.
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