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Pg. 3 Valentines Day Features
Pg. 4 How Single Are You?
Volume 18 Issue 4
February 9, 2015
Ke i r a C o n n e r S o a r s w i t h S p a r r o w C l u b
By Geniver Garcia
Reporter
Keiras family at the Sparrow Club assembly. Photo Credit: Oregon Live
prides itself in helping their
surrounding community. Mission:
Salt+Light has already donated
the $2,560 dollars to Keira and
knows what Century will earn it
through service for her.
Mr. Conner and his wife
are thankful for all the support
theyve received. They also want
people to know that they arent
just sharing Keiras story for the
financial benefit that it brings.
Mr.Conner explained that, this
Opinions
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By Geniver Garcia
Reporter
On January 7th, a
group of terrorists attacked the
offices of the French satirical
newspaper, Charlie Hebdo.
Prior to the incident, Charlie
Hebdo published a cartoon of the
prophet Muhammad, which is
not allowed in the Islamic faith.
After the attack, many
people used social media to show
their support for the newspaper
with the hashtag, #JeSuisCharlie.
This not only demonstrated
support for France, but for
freedom of speech as well.
We dont
apologize for a joke.
We are comics.
-Joan Rivers, RIP
Although Charlie Hebdo
offended those terrorists as well
as people of the Islamic religion,
it does not justify the killing of
12 journalists. The newspaper is
satirical, its supposed to mock
and offend people. Charlie
Hebdo hasnt only offended the
Islamic religion, but Christianity,
Judaism, and Buddhism as well.
Satire should never be
censored and we shouldnt
live in a world where we need
to be afraid of being killed for
publishing something as trivial
-Anonymous
February 9, 2015
I am a humanitarian. I
do not believe in a religion, or a
governments right to dictate its
peoples beliefs. Instead, I believe
in human progress and equality.
I am sorry that blood
was spilled and that innocent
people lost their lives. But
simultaneously, I do not believe
people should rally behind this
magazine.
Supporting Charlie
Hebdo means to rally with the
terrorists, whose main purpose
in these attacks is not only to
wrongfully represent the religion
of Islam, but also to create an
anti-Islamic sentiment amongst
a population, in order to isolate
and corrupt Muslims into joining
their extremist cause.
Charlie Hebdo was
misguided. In its effort to
promote insurrection and to
promote Ad Hominem,
they purposefully published
images and ran stories to attack
beliefs and offend millions. The
purpose of satire is to speak the
unspeakable, to turn into the
voice of the people who do not
have one.
Instead of having four
million march in grievance,
four million should march in
solidarity that includes French
Muslims and promotes the
union of a country, not backlash
towards the innocent.
Dear Anonymous,
So, heres what you have to do. You need to
get training to become a bodyguard and slowly work
your way up. One day your boss will ask you if you
will take a job to protect the men of One Direction.
You will calmly say yes, and then while you guard
their god-like bodies, you will get to know both of
these boys. Get close to them, one is bound to fall for
you. The one that does will most likely ask you on a
date. Say no, say your relationship is strictly business,
but if it were any other situation that maybe it would
work. Play hard to get, itll make you look more
desirable. He will try again if he truly wants you. If
he does ask you again, say yes. But make it clear you
have to keep it under wraps so you dont get fired.
Now you are on a sure path to marriage.
Match Maker,
X.
Jagwire Staff
Editor-in-Chief
Wendy Roman
Layout Editor
Lauren Weber
Tori Black
Natalie Fossoy
Reporters
Melanie Trask
Marissa Godwin
Nathan Nakonieczny
Geniver Garcia
Sydney Rush
Photographer
Steven Driskill
Advisor
Adam Billington
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February 9, 2015
Heart To Heart
2. When you open your text messages, who is the most recent contact?
A. Twitter notifier.
B. Your grandma.
C. Your bestie 5ever.
D. A possible romantic interest.
3. What are you wearing on Valentines Day?
A. Your snuggie on top of a shirt stained with pizza grease.
B. Your spongebob pjamas.
C. Some jeans and a cool shirt.
D. Something that says, Young, Wild & Free.
4. What is the last gift you received?
A. Costco free samples.
B. Free garlic bread with your large pizza.
C. Dutch from your bestie.
D. Some heart shaped chocolates from a thirsty individual.
5. When you are on the internet, what are you most likely doing?
A. Answering comments your grandma left on your Facebook
photos.
B. Watching the latest episode of Bobs Burgers on Netflix.
C. Scrolling through tumblr, and building up your follower
count.
D. Liking a picture a cute individual just posted on instagram.
Mostly As: We are sorry to inform you, but you are so very, very
single. Your love life is like Mordor, one does not simply walk into it.
However, if you are happy with your lifestyle, keep doing your thing
and never fear, a Frodo will come along one day.
Mostly Bs: Youre still pretty single, but not as much as the As up
there. The most action you get is answering the door and smiling at
the pizza guy, who is seriously beginning to consider how one person
can eat so much za.
Mostly Cs: You, my friend, have found true relationship status
serendipity. In your life, there is no need for a status change on
Facebook because your friends are better company than any romantic
interest, any day.
Mostly Ds: Congrats. You are like a water bottle in the middle of
the Sahara, everyone is thirsting after you and if you play your cards
right, there is a definite relationship status change in your future.
DATES TO KNOW
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Features
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February 9, 2015
Painless Gifts
By Marissa Godwin
Reporter