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Devil's Advocate Script
Devil's Advocate Script
Devil's Advocate Script
Voila! Finally, the Devil's Advocate script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the movie starring
Keanu Reeves, Al Pacino, Charlize Theron, Connie Nielsen. This script is a transcript that was
painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Devil's Advocate. I know, I know, I still
need to get the cast names in there and I'll be eternally tweaking it, so if you have any corrections, feel free
to drop me a line. You won't hurt my feelings. Honest.
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Go on, Barbara.
Then I screamed.
Yes.
Yes.
Of course.
- What...
- Not now, Bernice.
minutes.
I got a
Give me a quote.
Fuck off.
No.
No?
No!
Once or twice.
Objection. Immaterial.
- Goes to motive.
- Overruled.
I don't know
what the other teachers wanted.
No.
No?
Order.
No.
- Yes, but...
- You wrote this in Gettys' class.
It's a joke.
Overruled.
Yes.
A man's career...
...his reputation...
Yes.
Yes.
No.
a.m.
Damn straight.
Am I right?
No shop talk.
Pour me another.
Hurry!
"Milton-Chadwick-Waters."
Take a look.
Amen.
"Romans
"Be innocent
"Of evil
Working on Sunday.
"Revelation
."
Wish me luck.
Good luck.
You may.
Dump him.
Number six?
And four?
Number six...
...your favorite...
She's wrong.
I don't know.
Walk.
You okay?
Something's up.
minutes.
Yeah.
Except one.
What?
...sack of shit!
Thirty-eight minutes!
Your messages.
We have many
international arrangements...
I love it.
foreign countries:
Behind you.
I'm sorry.
John Milton.
So?
I couldn't say.
What a number!
I like to be in court.
Yes, it does.
Really?
How's this:
- I love it.
- Love it all you want.
It's peaceful.
My sentiments exactly.
Holy shit!
Yes, it is.
Oh, my God.
Your mother...
So they say.
Are we negotiating?
Always.
What thing?
Pressure.
Others fold.
Money?
Great building.
- You're kidding.
- Right there.
Voil!
Oh, my God!
What am I picking?
Oh, yes.
Babies.
Unbelievable.
Look, Mar...
Sure.
I love you.
...Real Estate.
Christabella Andrioli,
International Trade and Customs...
...EC and G- .
years...
I petitioned Florida
for a letter of good conduct.
Isn't everything?
It's an
The price?
It's about $
a panel.
...at $
That's right!
Good afternoon.
I'm looking for Phillipe Moyez.
In the dark?
...but I do not.
Mr. Moyez?
"Spiritual currency."
Merto.
Not quite.
Thanks.
Caribbean green.
A cooler green.
Too institutional.
I love green.
...or two.
Thanks.
He killed a goat.
...circumcision.
...while observing
his constitutionally protected...
...religious beliefs.
Objection!
Your Honor...
Mr. Merto?
Bravo! Bravo!
So, Phillipe...
...satisfied?
Always, Jean.
Outstanding.
You're kidding.
an hour, my friend.
Maybe I did.
Innocuous.
What's that?
What is that?
...she turns...
...she looks...
...it's me.
Use them.
minutes.
All what?
- All this?
- Oh, that.
Oh, baby.
I promise.
All hail.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Kidding.
Mary Ann...
...John Milton.
Careful, hon.
Yes, Kevin.
He's going to do all right if he...
I can relate.
It's a sensitive...
No, go ahead.
It's just...
Is that so terrible?
Please.
Okay.
Excuse me.
That's a vision.
A no man's land...
You know...
Sorry?
Not exactly.
This is a...
...family building.
Downtown, I mean.
More.
No, really...
...l'm fine.
I'm fine.
- Don't you?
- Excuse me?
Of the situation.
Quickly.
Come on.
And a bedroom?
No bedroom.
Everywhere!
...her stepson...
...and a maid.
You're dreaming!
There's Pam.
Pam?
Stop.
Reset.
Look at this.
minutes,
I don't know.
We need
people
This is a nightmare.
Christ, Eddie.
I have a
-year-old stepdaughter...
Jesus Christ.
My place, tomorrow.
Alone.
- Andrea?
- Yes?
Right away.
I swear...
Perfect.
Real or not?
Feel them.
Feel real?
Dr. Robert.
- Calm down!
- No!
Listen to me!
First...
A new place.
Because I know
that's what you're gonna say.
Goddamn you!
You know...
And God...!
I am so lonely!
I wouldn't do that.
Oh, baby.
Stop.
Oh, God.
God!
...what happened.
"Right hand."
"Right knee."
Right knee.
Your hand...
- It's mine!
- Are you out of your mind?
Call her.
All right?
No comment.
What is happening?
Really?
John Milton.
Alice Lomax.
And Gizelle.
Great.
...and my place.
Yes.
I'm sure...
No.
Everything on beam?
Now?
You sure?
- That's ridiculous.
- Yeah, right.
Oh, shit!
I miss my church.
Help me out.
Unbelievable.
Thank you.
- I am.
- All this has got to go.
So did we.
Good news.
...housekeeping.
Weaver.
Who's that?
Sorry.
Title fight.
Do it on the way.
Get my message?
Excuse me.
Shit.
Fuck that.
Enjoy yourself.
I'm right.
You'll see.
Invigorating.
Fixed!
- What a beauty!
- I'm glad you could come!
I'm well.
Babs Coleman.
Kevin Lomax.
There's Tiffany.
Michigan!
That is so good.
Cheers.
Hello?
Who is there?
I got a knife.
Oh, Jesus.
Baby...
Oh, God.
Oh, God!
Baby, please.
It was a dream.
No!
I know you.
I'm confused.
Why?
What is it now?
My sisters have
seven children between them.
Baby...
What?
Says who?
The doctor.
That's ridiculous.
Oh, God.
Listen.
No.
I know you.
God...
No, Kevin.
Fuck!
Wrong answer.
Melissa, my assistant.
And...
Alessandra, wait!
Alex!
I can't!
more minutes.
For sleep.
- Of course I do.
- Then what are you doing?
She's sick.
You consult.
Hang on.
Then...
...then...
I stand corrected.
Thank you.
Your Honor.
Proceed.
...his employees.
...when these...
...throwing everything
but the kitchen sink at this case.
That's it.
One thing.
"...reason enough...
What's up?
Congratulations.
What?
Bullshit.
- Was he drunk?
- I doubt it.
You do now.
- It's an emergency.
- Yes, sir.
Yes, thanks.
Like
pounds...
Eddie Barzoon...
These people...
Wrong way!
Fuck you...
As we're scrambling...
...cybernetic keyboards...
...
Yes.
Yes.
So two hours go by
before you act on his request?
Yes, I went up at
It was
because I heard
Okay, stop.
So what do we do?
Exactly.
and
Yes.
At any point
during this three-hour marathon...
...
- No.
- Did he use the bathroom?
- Yes.
- Is he circumcised?
Yeah.
So is he cut or not?
Yes.
Which is it?
What's happening?
- When?
- Last night.
- In the park.
- He was running, if you can believe it.
Who?
minutes.
He set me up.
I know it.
Pressure.
All rise!
Please be seated.
Mr. Lomax...
I do.
- Where is she?
- Church of the Heavenly Hope.
Honey.
It's me.
What happened?
The bath...
Yeah.
Who?
Milton.
What?
He fucked me.
When?
- Baby, when?
- Today.
I'm so ashamed.
Today?
Today?
- No!
- Yes!
Oh, Jesus.
Blood money.
We knew it.
...every time.
Mrs. Skylar.
Hallucinations.
Milton...
It's bad.
Beloved father.
Devoted husband.
Trusted friend.
Child of God.
Eddie Barzoon...
He has entered...
Mr. Lomax?
No comment.
I'll have something for you later.
Milton-Chadwick-Waters
is a little more than a law firm.
Vagada Holdings?
I'm sure you've heard of it.
-year-old girl
Come on.
I don't know.
I know something
that'll make you feel better.
There.
About what?
Wait. Stop.
My father?
Now?
You wait
years,
Listen to me!
No.
See?
What happened?
It's okay.
Come on!
Somebody! Help!
Get help!
Go!
Sweetheart!
Look at me!
I love you.
We need a doctor!
- Help her.
- Out of the way.
He talked to me.
Say it.
Say it!
...father.
He did.
Watching.
Waiting.
I gotta go.
We can go home.
We don't ever have to see him again.
I can't do it.
I have to go.
- I have to go.
- Wait!
I love you.
Not to worry.
Go on.
Go.
Watching.
Waiting.
Holding my breath.
Free will.
Once touched,
they never get off the ground.
A gun?
In here?
Well...
Fuck you!
Got me!
Why?
Yes.
But why?
Satan.
Call me Dad.
That's a lie.
You're a liar!
Remember?
I win!
I win!
I rest my case.
Vanity...
Self-love.
Yourself.
You're right.
I did it all.
Believe me.
Couldn't.
Half-sister, to be exact.
Surprise.
...guilt...
Let it go.
I can't do that.
God?
Is that it?
God?
He's a prankster.
He gives man...
...instincts.
...gag reel...
He's a tightass!
He's a sadist!
Why not?
I'm a humanist.
...the
All of it.
Mine.
You...
- Is that it?
- No.
She's ovulating...
...right now.
Your vanity...
Your seed...
I want a family.
The Antichrist.
Whatever.
Free will...
...it is a bitch.
I need a family.
Are we negotiating?
Always.
Yes!
Everything.
Anything.
Instant bliss.
Bliss on tap.
Familiar?
I know.
No strings!
Freedom, baby...
"It happened
"In Monterrey
...guns blazing!
...all of us,
acquittal after acquittal after acquittal...
Besides...
Chapter one.
This moment.
Both of you.
Look at me.
Who am I?
Overrated.
Biochemically...
Come here.
You're right.
It's time.
No!
Damn you!
Enough!
I am now.
All rise.
Please be seated.
Your witness.
Mr. Lomax?
Your Honor...
I am, sir.
That's it.
- There is no story.
- Bullshit.
Minutes."
You're a star.
Baby.
Vanity...