Episode 5 Part 1

1. VOICES ON TELEVISION: I can't live without you. I love you. I love you too, but it's
2. for the best. It's finished. Oh, but darling, no. I'll die without you.
3. ANNIE: [Blows nose] No, she can't!
4. BRIDGET: No, she cant! Hes too good looking!
5. ANNIE: And her husbands so awful!
6. VOICE ON TELEVISION: I'm sorry, I'm more sorry than...
7. Sound of telephone
8. BRIDGET: Its your turn.
9. ANNIE: Hello? A message for who? Rock Thrust? I'm sorry, but I think you
10. have the wrong number. That's OK. Bye.
11. BRIDGET: Well, who was that?
12. ANNIE: Someone wanted Rock Thrust.
13. BRIDGET: Rock Thrust? What a stupid name.
14. ANNIE: I know. Who would have a silly name like that?
15. NICK: Go, go, go, go, go! It's a raid!
16. HECTOR: Don't move. Legs in the air.
17. NICK: Hands. Not legs, hands in the air.
18. HECTOR: Oh, sorry. Hands in the air.
19. BRIDGET: Hello Nick.
20. ANNIE: Hello Hector.
21. NICK: How did you know it was us?
22. ANNIE: Oh, lucky guess.
23. BRIDGET: Great. It's like Piccadilly Circus here on a Friday night.
24. This apartment is very busy. Crazy phone calls, crazy names and now the FBI!
25. NICK: So Bridget, darling, any messages for me?
26. BRIDGET: What do you mean, messages?
27. Who do you think I am? Your secretary?
28. This is not your apartment. You do not live here. I never have any privacy.

29. NICK: But they cut off my telephone.

30. BRIDGET: That's not my problem. You should pay your bills.
31. HECTOR: Sorry, Bridget.
32. BRIDGET: And Hector, you live with Nick now. Please knock on the door.
33. Now I want to be alone!
34. Sound of door slamming
35. NICK: Well, that went well. What's wrong with her?
36. ANNIE: Nick, what day is it?
37. NICK: Wednesday.
38. ANNIE: And what time is it?
39. HECTOR: I know. Half past six.
40. ANNIE: So...
41. NICK and HECTOR: So...
42. ANNIE: So what's on television?
43. NICK: Oh, Love's True Dream.
44. HECTOR: Love's True Dream. What is that?
45. NICK: "Oh, Alberto, Alberto! I love you, I love you", "And I love you too,
46. Penelope". Bridget's favourite programme.
47. ANNIE: Yeah, and mine.
48. HECTOR: Oh, really, Annie? Why?
49. ANNIE: Because it's about the simple love of a boy from Argentina and a girl from
England.
50. HECTOR: Huh?
51. ANNIE: The simple love of a boy from Argentina and a girl from England.
52. HECTOR: Nice.
53. ANNIE: Oh, Hector! I love this advert.
54. HECTOR: What is it?
55. ANNIE: It's for chocolate mousse - shhh! "Chocolate so smooth it will melt a

56. beautiful lady's heart.

57. Chocolate mousse, the chocolate dessert for lov-ers". Hmmm, I love chocolate
58. mousse.
59. Hey! This advert's good too. "Oooh, popcorn in the microwave, popcorn in just
seconds, popcorn in your tummy, they're pop-tastic!"
60. HECTOR: And do you like popcorn, Annie?
61. ANNIE: Oh yeah, especially pop-tastic popcorn.
62. HECTOR: Well, we don't have pop-tastic popcorn in Argentina, but we make great
popcorn.
63. ANNIE: Yeah?
64. HECTOR: Yes, I'll make it in the frying pan.
65. NICK: Oh yes! Yes, great! I've got the part, I've got the part!
66. HECTOR: Wow, man! That is great!
67. ANNIE: What is it?
68. NICK: Let's just say that my face will be on your television every night at 6 o'clock in
69. front of a huge audience.
70. HECTOR: O-ho! "Ladies and gentleman, a star is born!".
71. ANNIE: Oh, Nick, that's fantastic!
72. HECTOR: Ha-ha! This is it, Nick.
73. Today, London, tomorrow, Hollywood.
74. Sound of cameras clicking
75. NICK: I'd just like to thank my parents, my brothers and sisters, my dog, ...... and of
76. course my adorable girlfriend, Bridget.
77. BRIDGET: Huh! I don't think so. Anyway, what's going on?
78. ANNIE: Oh, it's wonderful news, Bridget.
79. HECTOR: Nick is going to be on television.
80. BRIDGET: Well, tell us, Nick, what is it?
81. NICK: Well, it's on every night. It'll be hot. Sometimes it'll be stormy, so will you still
82. love me when I'm a superstar?
83. BRIDGET: Yes, Nick, and I'm going to help you to be a great superstar.
84. NICK: Yes!

85. BRIDGET: Lesson number one: This is how all superstars make a big exit.
86. Goodbye, Nick. See you at the Oscars. Annie?
87. ANNIE: Uh-huh?
88. BRIDGET: I really think you're watching too many adverts.
89. ANNIE: What do you mean, too many adverts?
90. BRIDGET: Well, remember Chunky Chunks?
91. ANNIE: Oh, Chunky Chunks. "Hello and welcome to the Chunky Chunks challenge!
92. Nick, in front of you are two plates and all you have to do is tell me which plate is
93. Chunky Chunks - A or B. Ready? OK. This is Plate A."
94. NICK: Hmm.
95. ANNIE: "Good. And this is Plate B."
96. NICK: Huh.
97. ANNIE: "OK, Nick. Which plate do you think was Chunky Chunks? A or B?"
98. NICK: Well, they both smelled great.
99. ANNIE: "Correct! Well done! Both plates were Chunky Chunks!"
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NICK: By the way, Annie.

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ANNIE: Uh-huh?

102.

NICK: What are Chunky Chunks?

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ANNIE: Dog food, of course.

104.

BRIDGET: Do you see what I mean?

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ANNIE: I think so. What's that noise?

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HECTOR: Oh, Annie's popcorn.

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ANNIE: My popcorn?

108.

HECTOR: Yes, I wanted to make popcorn just for you.

109.

ANNIE: Oh Hector, thank you. Oh, you are sweet.

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BRIDGET: I like popcorn too, Hector. [composing email] This apartment is

very busy! Crazy phone calls for a stranger called Rock Thrust.
Rock Thrust? What a stupid name!

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ANNIE: I know!

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BRIDGET [composing email]: Hector and Nick come in without knocking!

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NICK: Go, go, go, go, go!

116.

BRIDGET: And Annie is crazy about adverts!

117.

ANNIE: "Popcorn in your tummy, they're pop-tastic!"

118.

NICK: ... ... guess what? I've got the part.

119.

HECTOR: Man, that is great!

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NICK: I'm gonna be a star!

[composing email] My own show, every night at 6 o'clock in front of a
huge audience!

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HECTOR: Today, London, tomorrow, Hollywood.