GHOST MAN ON THIRD

FLORIDA WEST PALM DIVISION

SPRING 2015ISSUE 1

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Presented by WAKA

Pets:
Pets are NOT allowed at the park. Please make plans to keep your
pets at home or we will have to ask you and your pet to leave.
Beverages:
Alcoholic beverage containers are NOT allowed at the park at any time, this
includes the fields & parking lots. No glass containers or bottles of any kind
are allowed on the fields. Large Coolers, Funnels, or Kegs are not allowed on
the fields. You are required to keep all beverages in bubba kegs, thermos
bottles, solo cups, or anything that cannot be seen through. Clear colored or
see through cups are not allowed, please purchase solid colored solo cups.
Anyone in violation of the beverage policy will be asked to leave the premises and may be suspended for the remainder of the season.

WAKA West Palm Division

Customer Service Rep:
Lori Dool

CONTENTS

THERES NO RULES!... WAIT YES THERE IS!

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Other Activities:
Due to general safety and liability reasons; no other sports may be played at a WAKA
permitted field just prior to or during the games. That means no tossing a football
around or kicking a soccer ball.
Fireworks:
Absolutely no fireworks of any kind are allowed on or near our fields. That includes Sparklers, Flame
throwers, Molotov Cocktails and anything else you can think of.

Preseason Party Results

WEEK 1 Schedule

Power Rankings

Trash:
All trash must be picked up before you leave the field. Trash cans are available throughout the
park. Your CSR will also have trash bags available as well. Please clean up after yourselves!

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Rest Rooms:
The park has provided bathrooms, use them. Do not use the caveman method and do your business in
bushes or even worse in the open. You may get a ticket and we may lose the permit to use the park!

SPOTLIGHTS
Vet of the Week
Rookie of the Week
THEMES AND CONTESTS

Preseason Party Highlights

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Hidden Giveaway

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AFTER PARTY INFO

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Parking:
Park only in marked spaces or areas designated by the park. Parking on roads, on the curb, or on the
sidewalk in unmarked spots may result in a parking ticket.

Preseason Party Results

The Winning Team of the Call
Reversal Card is.

BASES MAY NOT BE

LOADED BUT WE ARE

The second place team, taking the

Home Team Advantage Card is.

Im Kick James, Pitch

WEEK 1 SCHEDULE

Power Rankings
1.

Beastmode With a few WAKA West Palm Champions on their team and a
serious competitive streak, Team Beastmode is ready to rock at the top
this season!

2.

TITS Not only did they create a WAKA favorite bar game, but they have
a lot of game on the field too! TITS has a packed
roster full of veteran kickballers that want the coveted trophy!

3.

Im Kick James, Pitch This team is

entering the Spring season with a serious
attitude and looking for wins! After gaining some experience during the off-season and picking up some
new players, they could be the next Cinderella story
of kickball!

4.

Licensed to Kick Watch out for Licensed to Kick,

they are armed and dangerous when it comes to kickball! They are official, like a referee with a whistle
when it comes to winning and having fun at the bar!

5.

6.

Ligers The pack is back for another season! This

team is full of veteran players and know their way
around the fields and the parking lot they will be
holding down the pregame, tailgating fun before kicking ass and taking
names!
AlcoBallics Their team name says it all they are addicted to kickball!
Dont let the new name fool you, this team is packed full of veteran players
who are ready to win and celebrate at OSheas!

7. Bases May Not Be Load But We Are This teams name says it all they are
here to play their hardest and have a great time while doing it! If you
dont know who they are, chances are they are the team with all the red
solo cups!

8. All About That Base This team is equipped with their own theme song
AND a lot of talent watch out for that Base!
9. Sneaky Snakes The snakes are out for blood this season and chances are
you wont see them coming! It wouldnt be shocking if they sneak their way
up the standings this season by
constricting their prey I mean opponents!
10. Speed Bumps This team may have hit a speed bump
this season by splitting their team with Beastmode or will
they take the spot at the top of the list and make road
kill of their
previous teammates?! Either way, this team is packed
with talent and will be running over their opponents this
season!
11. The Better AlcoBALLics Doesnt their name just
say it all?!? It looks like these AlocBALLics have some
stiff competition ahead of them, but they are ready to
give it a shot!
12. Scared Kickless Keep your eyes out for this team,
they are going to leave you shaking in your boots after a
game against them... You may be so scared of their skills, you will have to
sleep with the lights on!
13. Ive Got Pitches in Low Places Blame it all on their roots, they showed up
in boots to get these pitches rolling! Newly formed and ready to rock,
these Pitches are ready to
14. Mudder Fockers This team is ready to get down and dirty and take on any
of their opponents! With a few returning veterans and some new faces they
are ready to clean up this season!

SPOTLIGHTS
VETERAN of the week

DAVE WILLIG
AlcoBALLics
Q: How long have you been playing WAKA?
A: This is my Fourth Season of WAKA
Q: If you arent busy being awesome at kickball, what are
you doing?
A: Playing with Unmanned Undersea Vehicles (Electrical
Engineer)
Q: If you could create a dream team of kickballers, using
celebrities, who would be on your team?
A: Tom Cruise, Leo DiCaprio (he is fucking dreamy), Sammy L
Jackson (Hes had it with these mother fucking balls on this mother
fucking field)
Q: What theme week would you like to see happen?
A: Disney Week, Lets be honest, Elsa is hot.
Q: At OSheas, what is your go-to drink of choice and
favorite item on the menu?
A: Beer/Car-Bomb, Chicken Fingers
Q: Give your best advice for functioning at work on Friday
after a night at OSheas?
A: Put the sunglasses on, and nap in your cube
Q: What advice would you give someone who is a rookie
this kickball season?
A: Talk to everyone, make friends and have fun. Its not about
winning, its about enjoying your time
Q: What would you like veteran kickballers to know?
A: If you dont have a drink in your hand, youre doing it wrong.
Q: What are you looking forward to this season?
A: New Faces, Teams, and FUN!!!

SPOTLIGHTS
Rookie of the week

Looking for volunteers!!!

Email Lori@kickball.com if you are
interested in being our next Rookie
Spotlight!

WEEK 7:
FLIP CUP
TOURNAMENT

Week 1 Pirate Theme

Week 2 Lets Get
Lucky! St. Pattys
Day

Week 3 March Madness

Theme and Beer Pong
Tournament

Week 3 Sp
ring
Break The
me

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Pictures here

Hidden Giveaway!
Be the first Team Representative to bring/
wear the Hidden Giveaway item of the week
and show it to the Community Coordinator
(Lori) to win a special prize!
*Up to 5 people can win each week*
**Only 1 person per team can win per week**

The Secret Item is:

A Cowboy Hat

Game Day Specials:

BAR SPECIALS:
TakeLight
your chances
$7 Bud
Pitchers
with
the
bartender
$3 Irish Car bombs
and win free drinks
$5 Appetizers

$5 Food Specials
Fingers, Wings, BLT, Burgers, etc.