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MASTER-MIND McGURK
This time the
has a tough case
McGurk
to
Detective
Agency
Brains Bellingham!
scientific
byE.W.Hildick
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Printed in the U.S.A.
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To
Christopher and Michael Glynn
and
their cousin^
Scott
Webb
Contents
2:
3:
An Invisibility Machine'!
4:
5:
Dennis Reappears
6:
The Snag
50
Lost One Invisible Dog
71
The Search
The Heap of Grass
85
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8:
9:
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The Doughnut
That Got Away
The
first
we saw
time
the invisible
just
Correction.
'
dog was
the
Mc-
first
time
we
we
even
really
faster, flying
six inches
five or
was unbelievable.
"Hey!" cried McGurk, through a mouth-
It
ful of
tuna sandwich.
"What?"
blinking hard.
ended up right
long nose
runaway doughnut,
too.
The Doughnut That Got Away
bounding
doughnut
as
it
went
spinning
was
speechless. I
admit
to
my
wear
glasses
and
have
So although
#7. The
place:
The end
left
of the table,
tall grass.
#2. The
#3. The
McGurk
time:
day. There
occasion:
As
I said, this
We
giving
was the
the grand
McGurk from
title.
McGurk had
replied.
"Why
not?
it
looked as
if
we had our
mys-
fifth
now.
McGurk seemed to
sense
this.
his
Wanda and
were the
4
first
to
move. Mc-
Gurk and
table
we reached
yard,
go.
"Oh!" he
said,
suddenly stopping.
where
is
much
just writing a
word down
is
good.
been there to
leader's lips.
When
it
it
and
last long,
because next
whimper. Maybe
it
it
it
hears intruders
didn't
should be written
down
like this:
''OW-AAARRR-ooopr
The reason?
Brains Bellingham.
Brains Bellingham was standing there, in
the yard next door, with an impatiently wriggling
dog
by the
and a badly chewed doughnut in his
hand. The dog was Dennis, a Yorkshire
little
collar,
right
terrier.
He
Brains's aunt,
who
lived next
well,
strain-
mean
for
really
nuts,
him
didn't.
to disturb
But he
dough-
"You
down on
know
"
"
" "
him
my
My
parents have
McGurk,
know thatr
doughnut
dog
"But
been staying with
aunt.
impatiently.
said
"I
the
the
chance. So
ting
was
ex-
plaining.
once
him loose
again
just
When
I'm
now.
It
he sees his
sorry for
let-
was a pure
ac-
cident."
He
really did
unusual.
any one of
As
us.
And
that in itself
you
di-
was
out:
^McGurk's green
look
bewilderment "but
"But
"
^but
eyes had
of sheer
In the end,
Wanda
"But, Brains,
we
said
it
for him.
just
Then
it
gazing at the
still
like shiny
he kind
black grapes.
"You know.
All this
silky,
hair.
such
huh, boy?"
"And he
is
Like
uhcamouflage."
We
was
right?
We
it
still
at the
same time
be he
strain-
we
all
every one
background
But not
at this
in
Mc-
No way.
if I
give
him
the dough-
mean
try-
it isn't fit
But
this
time none of us
felt like
giving
him
an argument.
"Sure,"
We
side,
then lowered
began
to eat
"You
it.
you
things," said
shouldn't
give
Wanda, more
dogs
sweet
for something to
think
heard
my
I guess.
in a while
.
Hey,
will
had been
forgotten for the time being. Back in McGurk's yard a whole pack of big, ravenous,
still
bewildered.
picnic itself
10
have been
we might
McGurk,
ii
yr^(
About
half of
lay
it
on the grass
broken
in
pieces.
Wanda.
"Bad
yes.
"Bad?"
I said.
Then she
trailed
the.
Mc-
."
.
reminded
off
of
the
problem again.
Dennis rolled over on
him
closely.
visible
But
it
didn't help.
He was
just as
too.
Then:
"Hey, what^s this?" said Willie.
He'd wandered
off a little
He was bending
us.
box.
feet
from the
rest of
Dennis gave a
Willie.
The dog
little
13
box
at us, as if
it
and
we were more
levers
of the box.
rest of us
had
interested in the
far side
inventions," said
"Maybe
ready for a
Wanda.
smiling.
for the
condition-
and scratching
But
at the lid.
McGurk was
my
was
pale.
spatter of
nothing!"
he
growled.
he snorted. "One of
foot!"
Brains's inventions
face
little
under them.
"Lawn mower,
"Kennel,
yes."
He
like
14
it
says
The Doughnut That Got Away
And what
was
it
one switch,
this:
WACREASE
INVl5iB\uiy
Then McGurk's
little
as
it
switch:
RE5T0i?E
WISI&UTV
"He
"
McGurk
opened
his eyes
He
When
he
15
way
of
has he?"
lid
another
scratch.
m/
don't
we
Wanda.
She was just being
said
cause
McGurk
bright
and
his
stubby
17
little
pointed ears
THE
CASfi
cocked up,
all alert.
rest of us at first
the box. It
lid it-
self.
"It's
like the
Wanda.
There were
lots of
and
There was a row of small silver batteries. Then there were things that only someone like Brains would be able to identify
in neat loops
lines.
accurately
rectifiers
"Don't touch!" snapped McGurk, as Wilhand went near the controls. "There's no
lie's
is
pulled:"
18
-^
if
one of those
Inside the
Willie
I
box
It
drew back as
turned
my
if
Box
he'd been burned.
itself.
The box
seemed
inside
to
it
reached, but
"Crumbs" he
between
McGurk
said,
his fingers
beat
me
to
it.
"
To me
making such
He
identifications.
McGurk's outstretched
and nodded.
"Doughnut,
all right,"
fingers,
all
he
as
along,
took a
sniff,
said.
if
if
to say
he could
Wanda, frowning
thoughtful-
He was
striding
down
all
the
red and
lid.
"Sorry," said
"Yeah!
aren't you,
McGurk. "But"
detective!"
he used to sneer
at-
bitter.
McGurk and
the Organi-
guessed
it
was jealousy
20
really. I think
what
Inside the
Box
else
was
to
he had suggested
it
himself
though
in a very
roundabout way.
"What you
need
really
man," he had
a laboratory
is
said.
Organization's
to
if
you dummies
find
it
easier
to pronounce."
McGurk wanted
to
if
mean
no brains
and some
it
brains or
As McGurk said:
want some smart-mouthed child
"We
don't
bossing us around.
work
to be done,
And
if
there's
any science
So get
Go
lost, kid.
invent yourself a
new
kind of candy."
Naturally, I
felt
McGurk
mark.
like that
truth, I
tell
the
mark
eral
intelligence
things
math
my
those
subjects
and leave
it
the
are
kinds
of
Science and
at.
can get by
in those
at that.
When McGurk
paid
at
tifier if it bit
right,
too.
wouldn't have.
Anyway,
that's the
way
McGurk
glaring at
now
he was
a bit worried.
"How
nose into
my
private
"Huh?"
22
property?" he said.
Inside the
"Aw, come
Box
McGurk. (He
"We
We
didn't
anyway?"
This seemed to relieve Brains. His scowl
relaxed. There was even a gleam of humor in
it,
when he replied
"What is it? Why don't you ask your
his eyes
23
sci-
expert,
Professor
Joey
Rockaway
there?"
Then
his
24
An Invisibility
Machine?
After watching Brains go staggering up the
we
returned to
McGurk
did
to laugh
it
off.
"Brains thinks he's smart," he said, reaching out for a Devil Dog, one of his favorite
foods. "But just
invisible in
me make
watch
these dogs
my InvisibiUty Machine!"
This brightened us up a
bit.
We kicked the
Invisi-
It
was annoying,
too.
middle
squelched by a mystery we had no
we were
tion
slap in the
of that celebra-
idea
how to solve.
"Right, men!" said
McGurk,
as soon as
26
all this
An Invisibility Machine?
junk away and get the table back into the
basement.
He
to.
didn't say
We
laps
had
just
when we'd
expected
least
thing
we could do was
And
that
it.
our
in
The only
it.
Ten minutes
basement where
was back on
right
belonged.
it
away.
was
the table
later,
My
it,
the
in
typewriter
the
files:
and so on.
with
head.
"Well?" he
said,
mean what
"Any
star-
ideas? I
And
said,
"I think
it
was some
kind of trick."
"So do
I," said
very perplexed
said.
"I
mean
in
still
of what
just
spite
well
it
Doesn't it?"
"Willie?"
27
she'd
An
McGurk was
look.
Machine?
Invisibility
Brains
mean well, I
know, McGurk! I mean well
"Well
well, I
I just
don't
is
"Not that
Wanda
clever,"
"Right,
said.
Joey?"
could reply.
nifty
little
nodded.
an
Invisibility
chine?"
"He could have stumbled on
I suppose," said McGurk.
it
the freckles.
He
sat
green
back and rocked.
"Like Hke
slits
Ma-
by accident,
among
at
the
saw.
it."
looked
at
me. She
McGurk and
29
Willie
what
wanted
"
were
like
that.
mean
made
^well,
not
dumb
to believe in anything
life interesting.
was dumb
Willie
Why, he even
be-
Then
stopped.
Because
that's
when we heard
from
inside,
collar.
the jingling.
But coming
30
is.
to the yard
the basement,
room
is
with us
is
in
one comer of
to the furnace
sitting
around
it,
Our
was
table,
right be-
you
it
was
sound of a
"But
how
could
it
slits
really,
about eighteen
32
They were
ground
level outside,
were way up
and
meant they
this
on the
inside.
tilted
inward a
sort that
way.
little
Wanda mur-
flat little
dog
It
would
to squeeze through
there."
when
flatter
But be
it
still
how
We were
door. We
room
would be
the furnace
it
all
got to be in
it
got in."
standing by
fell
silent
and
listened.
No jingling.
Only the sound of our own breathing.
Then the more raspy sound of Willie sniffing.
"That's
my
33
as
if
was dim
It
and
its
in there.
room was
clut-
That
set hard,
a broken fan.
sort of stuff.
"It
We
dog
could have
be hiding in
to
made
it
^but
only
room
So
said,
if it
was a
fresh
dog
it
smell, as Willie
had
thing.
creepy.
"Unbelievable!"
muttered.
He
Willie.
butted into
McGurk.
34
McGurk
be\
gan.
Then he
stared.
He straightened up.
He was holding something very daintily be-
"A
a bone?" whispered
me
"A
Wanda.
rubber bone."
McGurk, snatching
on it."
It had. Here is an exact copy of the bone
and its writing, which I made for our clues
it
from
file.
P0660
It's
just
the
the rubber.
Wanda.
"I
know
that," said
was, too.
McGurk.
Look. Feel.
Wet and
slightly sticky.
wet!"
Some
87
Wanda
"Well,"
began,
look"
Then she broke off.
The jingling again.
This time it came from
that
We
"it
does begin to
right
behind
us, in
Nothing.
No
clutter
on that
side.
little
moan.
made
"Don't be such
a"
him back
to face
up
called out:
He was
at
38
up
to the yard.
He
our Headquarters
"
room with
that
his face.
scared, "but
still
we
just
spooky,
"It's
it
I tell
you,
don't like
it, it's
it
Mc-
dowsky!" He turned
to Brains,
who was
still
You
clear.
What
?"
yet happened.
but mainly
at the floor,
said
down by our
feet,
comers. Then
under the
once
his
squint,
all at
at the floor
"Gotcha!" he went.
He
didn't yell
it.
He
didn't whisper
it.
It
his
clenched teeth.
Then he made
a grab,
39
down by
his ankles,
it
at, it
air.
we
it,
all
air
of us.
else.
he was
it.
Wriggling
air.
jingling air. I
Snarling
mean we
agreed.
40
said,
over his
make calm:
"Oh,
think
Then he ran up
at the door.
Wanda.
heard. I didn't
all
know what
or she
said,
just
just seen
and
to think myself,
you
just
all right,"
he
said.
right
arms.
here.
.
quietly,
In
our
Come
men. The
Headquarters.
on,
let's
silent
41
"But
It
was
In
his
approach."
1/
'A
S Dennis Reappears
We did exactly that:
taining the
reached the
42
Dennis Reappears
all right!"
soothing tones.
visible again in
no
he was say-
"I'll
have you
and
stiU."
We nodded.
was still hard to believe, but there
seemed to be no other explanation.
"Let's tackle him," said McGurk. "He can't
It
talk his
lid.
"Hi, Brains!"
He
looked nearly as
"Huh
little
down
muttered,
at the box.
whimpering, puzzled
"Eh? Who?"
Brains gave the
lid
trailed off.
"Come onr
said
who."
43
Brains blinked.
"Oh
him
^you
Again
in
you?"
still
^uh
looking."
"Because you
why!"
just
Brains shrugged.
mean
really
Then McGurk
"Hi, Dennis!
It
said:
Good
dog!
Good
boy!"
worked.
From
came a
inside that
rustling sound,
44
Willie
slow to follow.
McGurk
weren't
turned to Brains.
in his eyes
as he said:
We
know. You've
really
you?"
45
done
it^
haven't
way
"Discovered a
to
make
things
in-
visible."
around
at us, half
"Oh, well!
Wanda was
tell
He
looked
now."
it
own
sus-
picions yet.
visible again,
huh?"
Brains shrugged.
"Yes,
all right.
maximum
invisibility already."
He
glanced at
you the
date,
in
Hong
it
back,
We
all
of you,
move
about the
fast.
invisibility
What
Stand
silent."
he'd said
46
the
Dennis.
So we watched
in perfect silence as he
47
on and
off,
pushed buttons,
clicked
more
on the
dials,
finally
clockwisethrough
turned a large
actly.
Then he wiped
and looked
at his watch,
we keep
silent a
longer.
sec-
lid.
first
eyes,
and then
his
round
''Goshr
his front
at last,
as
'Wowr
And
that
was
Willie, as
48
Dennis clambered
Dennis Reappears
tail.
W The Snag
McGurk said it for all of us.
"Hey! Brains! That's some invention you've
got there!"
full of
Brains smiled a
"Thanks," he
admiration.
little
for the
said. "It's
50
first
time.
good of you
to say
The Snag
SO."
He
to frowning.
took
the box.
does
it
shining with
"Well
mit. It
wonder and
trust.
was an accident
have to ad-
really."
Even
his
around
nose seemed to be
nese guy!"
back
to the point.
''How was
it
an accident.
Brains?"
"Well
I'll tell
"You might
now.
as
well
know
the
scientist.
full
story
."
.
We
listened in
he told
us.
dead silence
at first, while
wagged
tioned, he
jingle.
Or
and then,
his
his tail,
as
if
his tag
growl
now
to say:
way
it
was!"
It
at a flea-killer.
"While
I've
my
aunt, I
and the
ticks he's
been picking up
wears a
Now
in the
normally he
good job of
of allergy.
A rash."
Wanda
at that
way
Then
ultraviolet
obviously.
maybe
thought
52
that
McGurk was
clear
nodding.
He
looked at the
box.
it,"
53
it
made
Then he
the
dog
11/
11
'I
"Gosh!"
Dennis by
him up
Wanda
this time,
gasped.
but
now
She'd released
she had to pick
you
flipped!"
Brains sniffed.
"I
yes.
But
The Snag
circuit
changes, and
well
was able
to
make him
visible again."
"How
Willie.
about the
fleas
doesn't need to
No
fleas.
wear a
No
flea collar
But
I still
ticks.
Dennis
any more."
Fd
politely, respectfully.
"One thing.
Brains,"
I said.
"Yes?"
He
gave
me
he probably knew
through
it.
"How come we
Dennis's tag
He
I'd
if
his collar
was
invisible?"
smiled.
"Good
question,
Joey.
But
in
the
The machine
55
first
tell
me
is
Can you
this.
when he
visible?"
"No,"
I said.
it.
But"
"Right!" said Brains.
hair
becomes
me
Don't ask
I
mean
if
invisible
why.
"And when
it still
that long
don't know.
It just
does.
"Sure," said
tions.
at
.
just the
prised
all right.
sur-
you,
Joey.
But
I've got
56
The Snag
Brains.
when
How come we
he's invisible?"
much
he's
invisible doesn't
there.
still
mean he
isn't solid. I
mean
He can
I
get
still
him
him the
visibility
McGurk
way
his
things.
vinced.
be shutjn. Otherwise
to stay in the
box when
how would
was giving
charge?"
me two
Not only was he completely conHis mind was racing ahead with other
"Uhit's safe,
is
it?"
he asked.
from
is just
"Oh?"
"Nothing very serious." Brains patted the
lid
of the box.
"You
see,
57
and
yeah!
right, Brains."
"But
this accident
has told
me
different. Just
all
is
correct."
He
lifted
lid
cropped up."
"What snag
"Well, this
visible
Man
even after
ity,
he has
exactly?" asked
is
where
it
Wanda.
"You
see,
full visibil-
Without
when he
got into
your basement."
pears.
Sometimes only
his tail
and back
legs
58
The Snag
worry," he added quickly,
don't
looked as
visible all
if
when
the
dog
it
in-
him
swer."
Gurk had
started
to
look
bit scared.
and
doubtful,
how long
will
it
take
right?"
it
Brains shrugged.
it'll
McGurk.
be perfectly
"Just great!
And
safe, right?"
"And
and
long then to
"Well, no.
guess not."
vestigator
kid
In-
Machine?"
We stared
at
him.
We
59
HACIHIINC
The Snag
that idea to
Even
so,
come
it still
took us by surprise.
to recover.
first
McGurk," he
"Sorry,
in charge of the
said.
machine
"Fd have
to be
at all times."
Gerald!
McGurk
Now
nicknames.
scientist's
him Brains!
risk calling
But
that he
Gerald or Brains
the kid
was
still
"Forget
way you
feel,
want me
me
it,"
in
machine
We
all
when
You
just
want the
don't you?"
dropped our
had started
don't really
to blush a
eyes.
little.
Even McGurk
And
he's
no
liar,
really challenged.
"Well
guess
in a
way
maybe" He
Now,
you
that
all
was
after this, I
Gerald.
before, Br-er
guy we need."
him
thinking of
still
almost started
as Gerald myself.
But he was
"Thanks,
thanks.
McGurk," he
And now
said.
must get
to
"But no
work on
Come, Dennis."
Then he picked up the box and left us staring after him for the second time that day.
the circuit.
,^('i(
lost One
Invisible
Dog
We spent the next half -hour back in the basement, trying to figure out
change
his
how
to
make Brains
mind.
"We could threaten to tell Miss Bellingham," McGurk said, after a while. "She loves
dog and she'd go out of her mind if she
heard he'd been experimenting with Dennis."
that
68
have no part of
it.
"That's blackmail,
in itself. Fine thing
McGurk!
Even
agreed.
frowning now.
Willie
mean someone's
around
at us.
Wanda
own way!"
its
anywhere," he
"So
let's
said, glaring
said:
"Well, the
way
its
And McGurk
That's a crime
a detective organization
falling
Wanda would
see
it is
Especially by you,
McGurk."
"So?"
"So
Handsomely.
And in writing."
"What?"
McGurk
come out
looked as
if
he were going to
it,
straight
Wanda's throat.
"Hold it!" I said. "You're right, McGurk."
I turned to Wanda. "I mean, don't you see
that that in itself was the most handsome
for
64
One
Lost
apology
McGurk
Invisible
Dog
By
"So
all
back.
gave
it
my best shot.
we could
"I think
"That
member
isn't
If
he won't share
it
of the Organization."
from blackmail,
far
tell
either,"
Wanda.
"I meant without mentioning Dennis,
so
He
said
wouldn't like
it.
and take over his invenThink of the use they could make of it."
"Well
it is
our Government,"
I said.
"May-
said
first
65
human
to try
it.
It
man
to
walk on
moon."
"Yes," ^aid
That took a
bit of the
Gurk's cheeks.
"Anyway," he
any
He
way some
was
"Well
couldn't
just thinking. I
mean
well
"What withr
"Peanuts?"
|
Willie
"It
It
said.
right to the
it,
"Hey, guys!" he
said, huffing
66
and
puffing,
;
"
One
Lost
Invisible
Dog
all
"What
is
it?" said
McGurk. He'd
started
to frown. I think
to get lost.
it's
it,
Gerald."
me
find him."
"Well
ful.
."
said
the door.
It said:
<Ep our
OR6|Afsii2Ar/(3hi
?KVAr /MVST?^ncNS
We'd added
an extra thump.
wrong?"
"What's
he
"Dennis
snarled.
McGurk herself.
ning to glare at
"That
isn't
McGurk.
But he
Not
in this
short time."
"Not
if
dum!" Brains raged. "But he'd just turned invisible again when he took off. I mean this is
a missing invisible person!"
We
whole new
on
Sure enough,
all stared.
ball
game.
this
made
McGurk was
it
already
his feet.
"I see
said.
know
to avoid a
dog when he
McGurk. He patted
68
it
to us.
The question
of a fee."
give
you
join
"I'll
have."
the Organization?"
"You've got
drag
McGurk
it!"
it's
TO
too late."
O The Search
The scene out in the streets during the next
hour was the strangest that had ever taken
place in our neighborhood.
I
mean, picture
it
yourself.
this little
shrimp of
71
the time.
all
and closing
shut!
"Over here!
Or:
He brushed my
leg!
He's
And
all
"Dennis!
.
Here, Dennis!
Good
boy!
Doughnuts, boy!"
We
let
more
know
likely to
this,
respond to
it
be-
and
than
any of ours.
Next, add to the scene four other searchers,
One
busy in their
own
ways.
was Sammy,
game. As soon as
Sammy had
72
spotted the
The Search
Strange goings-on he'd
him
off,
but
come scampering
was
all
up,
prepared to shoo
^^
"Leave him
be. If he gets
wind of an
in-
Well,
Sammy was
giving signs,
all right.
He
He
barked.
He
rolled
on
Willie's hand.
As
ganization,
crazier.
nis's safety.
had
Wanda and
The
came
where
and
down.
"Please," she would say, "please go very
slow just here. We've lost a pet."
She knew better than to say the pet was an
was
74
The Search
Anyway, they were all very kind and patient and willing to crawl along behind us
while Wanda and I covered every inch of the
way, bending and sweeping our arms near
the surface of the road, like
breaststroke.
the driver of a
home
away
ery later,
who backed
make
his deliv-
pet.
"I
chewing on
vester.
And when
"Name
of Syl-
They thought it was one big laugh. Burt Rafferty and his buddies soon came to jeer at us.
"Now I know you really are nuts, McGurk!"
"Lookit! Joey Rockaway and Wanda Grieg
having a swimming race on dry land!"
"Hey! Get Willie Sandawsky! He thinks
he's a
Labrador!"
too
The Search
hysterical even to
make any
cracks of her
own.
And
it
even some
had
of as friends
in the past
stupid grins
all
faces
their
their
foreheads.
on
couldn't
to catch
have laughed
ever.
whenever he
of their faces
when
they
on the other
know
side
it all.
We'd
just
from
said,
New York."
77
"
The Search
"Oh
yes,
up from
Mrs. McGurk?" he
his inspection of a
said, blinking
bush
at the side
hope?"
Mrs.
McGurk
"She
Dennis
wanted
also
Mrs.
McGurk
make
to
that
"Uhnohe's
thought
heard
blushing a
said Brains,
sure
little
as
well he
might!
"Yes. Well.
to
make
You
"OhYes.
Sure."
Not
like
79
if
lunch."
"Yes, yes
thanks."
reliability,
hurt at his
now seemed
positively angry.
"That's
all
completely ignoring
all
McGurk,
ness.
I think I
street just
then."
We
all
Mc-
Gurk.
"Wait!" he said to us three members of the
Organization. There was a peculiar gleam in
his eyes.
He managed
to switch
it
off
and
"why
don't
to help you."
Brains frowned.
80
The Search
"Well
ing?
sure.
the
way
McGurk
the
careful
You know.
Organization
my
staff
all.
later."
"But"
"Later, Gerald.
McGurk
It's
When
said:
McGurk?
We'll just
in ter-
McGurk
Then he
said, in
"That
He loked mad.
all
fooling us
all
along!"
"Eh?"
82
afternoon?"
No
Absolutely furious.
he
he's
been
The Search
"How?"
"What makes you
think
that
all
of
sudden?"
He
growled.
figure
wanted
We
know
to
ing, she
out yourselves.
it
if
all
day. Right?"
"Right
sure
aunt
If his
so?"
first
time
^lunchtime
left
"Hegosh!"
Suddenly
remembered.
I'd
McGurk
nodded.
"Yeah
gosh!
He
call
him in^up
But how?
it
I said,
So
I
It
was
all
in the house.
planned."
thoughtfully.
"ButI mean,
mean how
us to ex-
left
somehow.
83
make
"And sound
Wanda.
"And smell
like
it
like
it
was
invisible?" said
was
invisible?"
said
box.
McGurk thumped
of
mentioned
brains:
like
earlier
about
two kinds of
English and
at
85
little
quite right.
that will go
until they
Then
do make
sense.
And
little
things
there're also
that's
what.
When
start
we
listened,
Wanda
we became
alert.
room,
suppose.
Even through
while
we were busy
"Or before
that," I said.
it
in,
in here."
Then
"While we were
86
at all this.
But
Any
doughnut.
We
the beginning.
let's start at
The
shrugging.
"Come
nut to
McGurk,
on!" said
table. "Think!
How
slapping the
We
were think-
was
"I guess
first
to take a shot.
how. Like
fired a dart at
it.
it
some-
McGurk nodded
but
"He'd have to be a
doubtfully.
terrific shot,
Joey.
And
from a gun,
we
all
line!
Yes!
Maybe
Joey's
think.
8T
and
here a minute."
steps
it
and
The Heap
of Grass
we had
and on over
the table
to
McGurk was
"Good
try,
to
And
we were
ing it?
all sitting
And
around
move
then to
without us see-
it,
No
way!"
at
still
there.
should
Come
Then he had us
same
sit
places: himself
facing
on.
on the benches
in the
Wanda and me on
we
."
the other.
side,
And
made
this
plan of
it
for our
89
files:
Tree
Mc6urk
o o/y>
Jl
/ojoey
NyO Wanda
CO
OJ
Key:
= feVK of runaway
dou9Knui-
The Heap
of Grass
"Who saw
"You were
Wanda
the
~~
said.
"Right," said
walked halfway
to the bushes.
Maybe
I
my
throat.
uhsaw
it
before that,"
my eye.
thought
the table,"
I said.
McGurk came
at the
cleared
"I
McGurk,"
to shout,
first
the
stiffened
confessed.
I didn't
was a
"And
say any-
trick of the
that
was nearer
ground near
it
He was
my feet. Then
and pounced.
staring hard
he suddenly
"What
is
it?"
91
mower
mower
has a sack on
there. Besides
the clippings
it,
doing here?
and
it
all
Our
goes in
"our
I'll tell
in a week.
So what's
it
here.
\!iivi'j'rut
i'^'^
The Heap
We
of Grass
among
the
the
perfect
camouflage
for
concealed
doughnut.
"But
"I
so what?"
know!"
doughnut
ably.
table.
said.
in, right,
One
"Right.
mumbled
"It
Willie.
was
to
hide the
McGurk?"
doughnut already
tied to
was green,
I
set the
a long
Which
I bet."
"How would
he
know
to use a doughnut,
"That's easy!"
Wanda
said.
"He probably
it
doughnut ready."
"I
don't see
still
on
it,
and draw
Then we
we were
all
believe in
We
an
we saw
Then
Willie. It
was be-
He led
the
way back
into the
basement and
McGurk, "was
through the window
this
time
Wanda
objected.
pulled
fast,
The Heap
time,
when we
all
of Grass
"Good
thinking, Willie!"
McGurk looked
now and I bet
any"
''Heyr
whole
little
bunch of
five
or six
came with
it.
"
enough to
dangle the bunch from the window and close
a long
trail
of
it
after that
^long
to the floor.
"Listen!" said
shake.
was the
McGurk seemed to purr. His eyes glowed
and his grin broadened.
It
"Oh, boy!" he
hand
to
it
"That Brains!
said.
I've got
reality.
I said. "Sure.
When
he
McGurk
frowned.
think
"A
is
know how he
ventriloquist
Wanda. "Brains
did
but
said
ventriloquist?"
She
face.
He was
McGurk?"
trick,
is
it,
mean
talking to the
uh
in-
96
McGurk was
all
He's a scientist.
He knows how
to handle
My
guess
is
was using a tape recorder. He recorded the noises earlier and switched them
on when he was pretending to grab the dog.
." His face clouded. "Where would
Only
he hide it? A thing like that would make too
that he
big a bulge
And
it
if
he'd stuffed
under
it
to slip into
his shirt.
any of
his
pockets."
''Oh
no
Willie
it
wouldn'tr
was
smiling, looking
more confident
McGurk was
startled.
It's
he
only as big as a
it
runs on bat-
teries."
"
K tape recorder?'*
He
calls
some
98
The Heap
"He's right,"
I said.
of Grass
it
instead of write
on
it
it.
refer
next Christmas."
McGurk
was
all
smiles again.
"Well
that's
it
was backed up by
all
Wanda
last detail.
that
believing
then!
it's
it
it
all
And when
it."
He
mean we
McGurk
lifts
the
and
lid-
there's
grinned.
lift" it
To
up
close
to
it
show
down
to
the dog.
99
fix
up something
And Dennis
start how well
"Well,
it all fit
I'll
well, I told
trained he
be darned!"
you
right at the
is."
murmured, seeing
"Me, too!"
"And me!"
feel so bad about it, men. Rememhad even me fooled. If we hadn't been
dazzled by all those wires and batteries and
labels and switches, we'd probably have
thought of it right away. Anyway, let's see if
the box is lying around anywhere in Miss
Bellingham's yard now. I'd like to check on
it. Just to wrap up the case nice and tidy."
"Don't
ber
it
100
m
"Here's our
big chance!"
Stealthily,
Stealthily,
no
the "Invisibility
to the bushes.
Machine" wasn't
And
there,
isn't
not
to
fat,
but very
McGurk,
she
tall
so
is
The only
her weak eye-
is
while
was away?"
"Yurrip!" said Dennis.
"Oh
yes.
Aunt
I called,
were
bit
ac-
cusingly.
Aunt
here.
Christine. I
"A
We
We
you
was
in the
fixing this
yard
new
see."
tether?"
all
sounded.
he'd been
doing.
We
were
just
curious to see
how
end
to a
stump
height.
"A
tether."
He
little
end of Dennis's
it
leash, then
to
as the leash
would
let
"How
clever!"
103
now
for the
all right.
brilliant idea,
Gerald!"
boomed
again.
gall to accept
that praise.
"Well,
one of
my
it's
104
"He
certainly does!
deserve what
city after all.
it
You
clever boy!
You
Come along.
can't wait to
show
you now."
to
Brains looked as
as he
if
went hurrying
aunt. She
was known
he couldn't wait
either,
be a big spender as
to
cerned.
Dennis was
down
and
left
jingling.
"I
hope whatever
it is
she brought
by Brains's coolness
after
him was
Willie,
all
shocked
he'd put us
through.
But
McGurk
He
wasn't
gleam
yet.
chance!"
"What for?"
"To pay back
With
interest!"
105
'/I
J' '/u
I
/ V/-// ^
^^
UU
It didn't
The Return
of the Invisible
take long.
Dog
He made no
106
The Return of the
Invisible
Dog
"Now we
him back
to our
HQ.
murmured McGurk,
just wait!"
That
it
open door.
About
five
minutes,
made it.
Then:
"Dennis! Dennis! Here, boy! Dennis!"
In a strange croaky whisper.
his
aunt to
know
her pet
McGurk. "But
Just
listen."
"Dennis!
Hey
doughnuts,
We
followed
McGurk
"Hey!
You
boy!
Juicy
please!"
croaked Brains.
He was on
the
McGurk
"And
said
lost
somewhere out
in the streets,"
Wanda.
Brains's face
went through
108
five
or six
dif-
"
he came
was meaning
He's
But
gone
"He
you.
back.
to
visible again.
again!
he's also
tell
off
aunt's
"We know
he's
gone
Mc-
Gurk, grimly.
"Eh?
seen him."
"We
haven't. All
Still
we saw was
this!''
McGurk
brought
back.
Brains goggled.
McGurk.
snake.
We
first,
like a
"
"
it
grabbed
at the leash
invisible again.
So
well
it
Brains was
staring.
still
stuff
that
McGurk
was just a
invisible
trick!"
He
staggered back.
was going
to
blow
He
gaped.
thought he
it.
gasped.
a a
the Invisibility
Ma-
behavior correctly.
box with a
McGurk,
bottom.
false
please! This
My
is
trick.
aunt'll
go
now
"That was
lamp and
just to
"
make
110
But, hey,
mad if
McGurk was
the batteries?"
it
look good.
To
ini//
:,^/^^
"
Cut
it
out and
"But no. Seriously. Hold it, Brains." McGurk was now acting astonished. "We didn't
know that. We still thought gosh!" He
be another of
it
you were
telling us about.
stumbled onto
"And
inoculation?
And
I said.
And"
"And gunpowder?" said Willie.
Brains knew enough about these
things to
He probably knew
and many other accidental
science discoveries
than
we
pale.
nor
he groaned. "Oh,
stared at us.
"Oh,
oh, nor
Then we
face
couldn't help
was so
pathetic.
it.
my
gosh!"
The look on
We
He
just
his
broke up
laughing.
Then we
led
V
him
into the
112
basement and
The Return of the Invisible Dog
118
The
Fifth
Member
member.
had had
his collar
Brains just
McGurk
how we'd
figured
said:
114
it all
out at
last,
The
Fifth
Member
stands. If
still
you want
from
"Huh? But
was
his face.
but
all
you wanted
me
for
my Invisibility Machine."
tion
well, he's
it
his
own
sake. Right,
men?"
"Right!"
"No question!"
"You bet!"
Brains blinked at us. For a second or two,
I
again.
Then he
grinned.
"Great!" said
is
McGurk.
own
joke
worth joining."
"Joey, just type
out"
But Brains hadn't
finished.
I really
fellow officers
mean
may
And
And
rearview sun-
lot of
With
And
my
microscope and
my
two kinds of
one that
lie
detectors.
flickers.
And
fin4.
chemistry
sets.
One
that bleeps or
And
first
ing"
"Fine! Fine!"
McGurk was
almost drool-
He
up now,
charge of the
McGurk
Organization's
this
new
information
And
is
don't for-
reached for
116
murmured Brains
my typewriter.
"
The
He
Fifth
suddenly looked
on
Member
much more
like a kid
ten.
no doubt wondering
fall
if
McGurk
the deal
anxiously,
was going
to
through.
"Fve joined
Organization's Annual
McGurk's face
McGurk
Picnic."
cleared.
"No problem.
Officer Bellingham.
We'll
Then Brains
zation
bers belonging to
it
McGurk
Organi-
at that time.
mem-
Right?"
"Welluhright."
"SureI guess."
"Right!" said
McGurk,
McGurk
Annual Picnic for the five mem-
bers belonging to
it
to
have the
with that?"
117
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There wasn't.
Not a
As
single thing.
110.
McGurk
own.
has a
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When
he was
fleas.
trying to
McGurk had
for his
meant
get
rid
of Dennis's
Brains
to
if
had
when