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Invincible Chutneymaker
Invincible Chutneymaker
times. And what do you know; music is going to be our saviour this time
too. What we need is certain kind of song playing in our heads while we go
about attempting something reason would beg us not to even think about.
Songs that make us feel invincible, even if we're fecklessly running into a
barrage of automatic fire. It's not an earworm thing I'm talking about. I'm
talking about songs that you're going to listen to when you decide to
throw yourself from the top of Mount Thor's cliff, wearing only a fleecy
purple tutu. Or try to beat Novak Djokovic this year, armed with a broom
for a racquet.
And as there are only five songs on this list, I urge you to fill up the
comments section with songs that you think the hotline to God Mode.
1. Voodoo Child (Slight Return) Jimi Hendrix
The overlord of awesomeness unsurprisingly takes the top spot with
this one. Everything that can be done with the electric guitar has
been done here, more or less. And this song was apparently made in
minutes, just because Jimi didnt want to play Voodoo Chile again for
a documentary filming session. The funky wah-wah intro, the
insanely kickass riff. And then of course, Jimi screaming, LORD
KNOWS, Im a Voodoo Child.
And I havent even started on that solo.
(Check out Stevie Ray Vaughans cover of this song. Hes the closest
anyone has gotten to the original since.)
2. Any AC/DC song
I was going to put T.N.T at number 2. Then I wanted to put Shoot
to Thrill in its place. Then I figured Live Wire would be fitting. And
so it went on Hells Bells, Night Prowler, Highway to Hell,
Thunderstruck, Walk All Over You...
There are some essential ingredients which give their songs this
quality:
Once these come together, you can backflip your Mustang into an
oncoming 18-wheeler.