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Young & Bored - The Purple Platypus (Animated)
Young & Bored - The Purple Platypus (Animated)
Young & Bored - The Purple Platypus (Animated)
By
Jordan Zangrillo
CONTINUED:
2.
"I got money yo. I got money son. I got money money money"
He changes the channel again only to land on one of his
favorite bands.
BRIAN
Aw yes! The Purple Platypuses!
Finally the radio playing something
good for once.
Brian drums with his pens on his desk, showing that he
posses some musical talent. The song finishes in an epic
drum solo, then the Clown Disk Jockey gets on. He is
literally a clown.
CLOWN DISK JOCKEY
OK kids! Anyone who can name that
song WINS TWO TICKETS TO SEE THE
PURPLE PLATYPUSES TONIGHT IN VALLEY
STREAM PARK!
BRIAN
TWO TICKETS TO SEE THE PURPLE
PLATYPUSES!!! HOLY SHIT!
Brian reaches for his phone, fumbling it at first out of
nervousness. It rings once
CLOWN DISK JOCKEY
WOW that was fast. Ok, what is...
BRIAN
-The name of the song is Jolly
Underneath the Broken Bridge by
The Purple Playtapuses!
CLOWN DISK JOCKEY
Whoa, hey! Whatya know? Thats
correct!! Congratulations kid!
Youre going to see the Purple
Platypuses!
BRIAN
(screams like a little girl)
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
CLOWN DISK JOCKEY
Haha, alright kid settle down.
Anyways kids, now heres some time
to enjoy a fun word from our
sponsor!
The show cuts to a commercial about a little kids product.
They exchange information then Brian hangs up the phone.
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3.
BRIAN
Its a dream come true! A dream
come true! And now, finally, I will
get a chance to meet my hero! The
person who inspired me to make
music art. The person who I look up
to and admire most, Lord of the
Drums... Rennolds!
Brian runs over to his poster of Rennolds hanging up on his
wall. It is revealed that Brian has all The Purple
Platypuses albums, posters, and movies. He looks up at the
poster. He begins to daydream, then suddenly Rennolds in the
poster extends his hand towards Brian. Brian greets his hand
with his, then is pulled into the poster. The background is
very dreamy.
BRIAN
Wow Rennolds, Im such a huge fan.
Youre such a hero of mine, you
mean so much to me, and I just
wanted to say...Thank you. Youre
music really inspired me to study
alternate forms of percussion.
RENNOLDS
(nods his head)
Awesome man. Right on. Music is all
around us, if you just let yourself
listen.
BRIAN
Wow, this is awesome. Me and
Rennolds. No one is ever going to
believe this...
Just then, Brian gets a devilish idea.
BRIAN (CONT)
Hey Rennolds, Im kind of
embarrassed to ask you this... but
do you think I could get your
autograph?
RENNOLDS
(smiles)
Sure Brian. Anything for you.
Brians fantasy bubble phases out as he is pushed out the
poster and down onto the floor.
(CONTINUED)
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4.
BRIAN
(in wonder)
Wow...
Brian walks over to his desk.
BRIAN
Time to see what ladies I should
invite to come see the Purple
Platypuses with me, since I have an
extra ticket and all...
He opens up his drawer and pulls out his black book.
BRIAN (CONT)
Ahh yes. My master collection
of girls numbers Ive saved over
the years.
He opens the book but there is nothing but cobwebs and a
lonely spider.
BRIAN
Damn it! My ladies list must be
V.I.P. Guess theres only one
person left to call...
Brian picks up the phone and dials.
EST. DAVEDS HOUSE. DAY
From downstairs you can hear an older woman (Daveds mom)
screaming and cussing. We can hear the phone ringing over
the woman from up above in the attic.
INT. DAVEDS ATTIC. DAY
Daved is a teenager around 14, dark skinned, fit, wears lots
of black and has a huge mohawk (bigger then his head). He
lives up in his attic comfortably. He has his window open
and is embracing the sunlight.
He is whistling the same morning music from earlier. He is
cooking breakfast eggs on an electric skillet in his room.
He pulls out a bread roll, splits it in two, then places the
eggs on the bottom half. He then grabs a handful of doritos
chips and places them on top of the eggs. He closes it with
the top bun then takes a giant bite out of it. He picks up
his ringing phone.
(CONTINUED)
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5.
DAVED
(mouth full)
Whuts good.
BRIAN
Daved! I won two tickets to see The
Purple Platypuses tonight at Valley
Stream!
DAVED
Sick! Im coming.
BRIAN
Not so fast. Who says Im inviting
you? Theres a long list of ladies
awaiting my invite...
DAVED
Brian we both know you dont know
any ladies.
(beat)
BRIAN
...Well alright then, I guess you
can come. Seeing as youre the only
girl I know.
DAVED
This is awesome man, I cant wait.
I cant wait to get fucked up as
hell. Im already trying to drink,
you think well be abe to cop some
Molly?
BRIAN
Uh, Yeah? Sure. Its a show. Im
sure their will be something.
Purple Platypuses target audience
is usually drugged out teenagers.
DAVED
Sick. Alright. But first...I have
to take a shit.
BRIAN
(sighs)
Well fine, but hurry up. Meet me at
the train station when youre done.
We have to get there before the
crowds.
(CONTINUED)
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6.
DAVED
Deuces.
Brian & Daved both hang up their phones.
EST. LONG ISLAND RAIL ROAD. DAY
A shot of the Baldwin Train Station as trains are coming in
and out. Brian and Daved are already on the train.
INT. TRAIN. DAY
Daved and Brian sit next to each other.
BRIAN
Hey do I look alright? Do I got
anything in my teeth? Bags under my
eyes?
DAVED
Why does it matter what you look
like? Were there to wreck havoc,
not to win a beauty contest.
BRIAN
Well Daved, as a matter of fact,
today is the day Im not only going
to meet Rennolds, but Im going to
get his autograph as well!
DAVED
Whos Rennolds?
BRIAN
What?
(sigh)
Hes the drummer for the Purple
Platypuses. Hes my musical idol.
And once I have his autograph... I
will have captured his essence and
stored it so that itll be mine
forever! Muhahaha!
DAVED
Whoa man, I dont think thats such
a great idea.
BRIAN
What? Why not?
(CONTINUED)
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7.
DAVED
Well man, you know what they say...
Never meet your heroes.
BRIAN
What? Who says that?
DAVED
(winces)
They say it.
BRIAN
Ahh, thats baloney
DAVED
Its not baloney Brian! It happened
to me! Once, a very long time
ago...last summer... I actually met
one of my heroes...
(CONTINUED)
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8.
DAVED
(still star struck)
Here. Take my sandwich.
Josh Gad inspects the sandwich.
JOSH GAD
Does that sandwich have doritos on
it??
DAVED
(still star struck)
Yes...
JOSH GAD
(disgusted)
Ughh...no thanks. Thats kinda
weird. Taking a sandwich from some
creepy homeless guy...
Daved goes from star struck to heart broken. Josh Gad walks
away and Daved drops his sandwich onto the floor. The
doritos pour out everywhere. Daved covers his eyes to hide
the shame of his tears. Fade out.
INT. TRAIN. DAY
DAVED
So you see Brian...I do know what
Im talking about. Never meet your
heroes! Youll always be shocked to
find that they...are just as human
as you.
BRIAN
...Well Im not gonna offer him a
nasty ass sandwich. Im just asking
for his autograph. Thats all.
DAVED
(sighs)
The folly of man is not being able
to admit what he doesnt already
know...
BRIAN
What? What does that even mean?
Shut up, you dont know anything.
The train soon arrives and Daved and Brian depart.
9.
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10.
BRIAN
HOLY SHIT! ITS RENNOLDS!
The parents cover the ears of their young as Brian and Daved
run towards the gate where Brian just saw Rennolds pass.
BRIAN
Damn it! We just missed him! We
were so close!
DAVED
Yeah. Too bad this stupid gate is
here.
BRIAN
Dude fuck the gate. Lets just hop
it.
DAVED
Hey ya well just...hey, wait a
minute... And risk getting in
trouble? Thats not very like you
Brian...
Brian turns around seemingly possessed under a spell.
BRIAN
(deep voice)
HELP ME OVER THIS GATE OR I WILL
PUNISH YOU.
DAVED
Ah, Ok. Geez.
Daved helps Brian up when suddenly a security officer with a
mustache stops them.
SECURITY OFFICER
Hey! What do you punks think your
doin?
BRIAN
(back to normal)
Oh, uh. Nothing? We were just uh,
trying to see if we could get to
meet Rennolds really quick.
SECURITY OFFICER
Sorry boys. Im afraid I cant
allow you to do that. Only people
with a backstage pass are allowed
to enter through this gate.
(CONTINUED)
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BRIAN
Oh yeah I have one of those...lets
see...its, umm... hold on let me
find it...
Brian and Daved check their pockets for about 15 cold
minutes. The security guard stares blankly at them.
BRIAN
Huh... I must of misplaced it on
accident. You should just let us in
anyway. You know, to make up for
lost time...
SECURITY OFFICER
(angrily)
What! Get outta here ya bunch of
punks! And dont let me catch ya
over here again!
Brian and Daved exit the area and arrive on the main turf.
BRIAN
God what a dick! What a stinky
smelly dick!
DAVED
I dont know, I thought he smelt
kind of good. He had a lot of
cologne on.
BRIAN
We were so close! We cant turn
back now. Its right there. We just
gotta keep pushing.
DAVED
Hmmm, alright. If this is how today
is gonna go down, then Im gonna
need somethin to drink...
Daved walks over to a booth selling all kinds of drinks. A
bored looking man stands there.
DAVED
Hey chief, slide me 2 cold ones,
would ya?
MAN
We dont serve "cold ones" here
sir.
(CONTINUED)
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12.
DAVED
What? What about a warm one then? I
have an I.D.! And by no means is it
counterfeit!
MAN
No sir, I mean, this is a Radio
Disney event. Geared towards good
clean fun and entertainment. No
alcohol is permitted on the
premises...
a dramatic birds eye view shot of Daved from above as he
stares up into the sky yelling.
DAVED
NOOO0O0O0O0O0O0O0O!!!
the camera pans out revealing a bird shitting over him from
up above.
EXT. CENTER FIELD. DAY
Both Brian & Daved are sitting down in Auguste Rodins The
Thinker pose. Their backs face each other and they are
quietly talking to themselves.
BRIAN
Ive got to find a way to get past
that guard. If only I had a
backstage pass...
DAVED
I gotta finda way to get fucked
up!..If only I had some weed.
BRIAN
You know, Ill bet some little
twerp out there has a pass. Maybe I
could use that!
DAVED
Ill bet one of these kids is
sellin. Shit I was smokin all
sorts of crazy stuff at their age.
Brian and Daved both get up and look at each other.
BRIAN
Alright. I got an idea. Its a long
shot, but its worth it.
(CONTINUED)
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13.
DAVED
It must be true then, great minds
think alike.
EXT. FRONT FIELD. NEAR STAGE. DAY
Daved and Brian make their way through a giant crowd of a
hundred kids.
Brian, in one direction, is snooping up and down each kid
looking to see whos got a pass, but finds nothing.
Daved is in another direction, discretely calling for drugs.
DAVED
.....Bud? ..........Bud?
........Bud?
All of the little kids in Daveds way shrug their shoulders
as if to say cant help.
Brian spots a young boy in a business suit with slicked-back
gelled hair talking to some girl off in the corner. Brian
notices the pass tied around the kids neck. He shoves a
little kid out of his way and gets on all 4s like a wild
animal after its prey...
Daved is still calling for bud and is pushing through the
crowd of little kids when all of a sudden his leg abruptly
gets caught. He looks down and see a small happy fat kid
hugging his leg very tightly.
DAVED
What theFAT KID
Buddy!!!
DAVED
Ugh! Drugs not hugs!
Daved shakes his leg up & down but the fat kid wont let go.
Brian stealthily creeps up behind the rich boy as he speaks
RICH BOY
As you can see Im currently
attending Yale Elementary. Its
where all the most prestigious
children attend preschool.
(CONTINUED)
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14.
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15.
SECURITY OFFICER
Were boys you doin somethin
illegal?
DAVED
It was Brian!
BRIAN
It was Daved!
SECURITY OFFICER
Which one of you stole this little
boys pass?
Brian hesitates.
BRIAN
Officer. On the good of my name
Ive never stolen anything before
in my life!
The guard towers over Brian to intimidate him. He snatches
the pass out of Brians hands.
SECURITY OFFICER
Oh really? Whats the name on the
pass say then?
BRIAN
Its, uh....
Brian looks at Daved who has no answers. There is a long and
awkward silence.
BRIAN
Ohh, ok I get it. This is a trick.
Theres not really a name on that
pass...Im supposed to say
something and just by me answering
the question I get it wrong.
SECURITY OFFICER
-The name on the pass IS Wimpleton
Humperdink!
BRIAN
Huh...Wow....Is it really?
RICH BOY
Punish him!
(CONTINUED)
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16.
SECURITY OFFICER
Stealing and then lying to the
authority of the law. Thats some
hard time you boys are lookin
at...
DAVED
Boys? What did I do?
SECURITY OFFICER
Youre an accomplice! And if the
two of you cant give me a good
reason why not to lock you up right
now, then thats exactly whats
gonna happen. So...got anything to
say?
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17.
SECURITY OFFICER
Then learn to swallow like your
girlfriend does.
Daved spits again.
DAVED
I dont have a girlfriend. Maybe
your mom can teach me.
Shot of angry security officer.
EXT. TIMEOUT. BACKFIELD. DAY
Daved and Brian are sitting in a fenced-in TIME OUT playpen.
The pen has bars that represent prison. They are both
staring at a large concrete wall in front of them with their
backs facing the direction of the stage, all while wearing
dunce caps.
DAVED
Sure wish I was fucked up right
now.
BRIAN
...Is that all you know how to say?
DAVED
Look, my brain works like a
computer. Either its on, or its
off. And when Im sober, its off.
BRIAN
Great. So now what are we supposed
to do? Hope & pray for a miracle?
Just then a monkey appears climbing on the branches of a
nearby tree.
DAVED
Hey look, a monkey!
BRIAN
Who cares?
Daved points to the monkey. The monkey grabs a banana, sits
there and stares back at them. Brian looks up at it. It
stares at Brian.
BRIAN
God, can you believe we evolved
from monkeys?
(CONTINUED)
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20.
DAVED
Fuck you Brian.
He takes another puff, then again vomits.
BRIAN
Great. How can this get any worse.
Just then a man gets on a loudspeaker near the stage and
speaks.
MAN IN LOUDSPEAKER
Hey kids, get your free Purple
Platypus signed gear right here!
Theres only a few left so dont...
The kids all push and shove each other to get to the far
side of the stage. The entire field is empty. Brian shakes
the playpen.
BRIAN
No!!!
He on looks the little kids grabbing the merchandise. He
turns back and sees Daved in the middle of taking another
hit then again vomiting.
DAVED
Dude, fuck it... Rennolds is
overrated anyway.
The anger builds within Brian, and he attacks Daved. The two
wrestle when suddenly a really thick skunky smell penetrates
though their noses. They both stop fighting and take a wiff
of the air. We hear the beginning to the song, "Purple Haze"
by Jimi Hendrix.
CUT TO:
EXT. CENTER FIELD. DAY
A Giant Purple Platypus pushing an entire wheelbarrow full
of weed. The wheelbarrow has the word Purple written on
the front. The mascot is walking very clumsily due to its
large size and its head is bobbing up and down to the bounce
of the music.
The mascot wheels the barrow right past the timeout gate and
the door magically opens. Brian and Daved are in as much
shock as they are mystified, and so they hypnotically follow
The Purple Platypus as he trots across the field.
21.
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22.
DAVED
Quick, up here!
CUT TO:
EXT. ROOFTOP. DAY
Daved gives Brian a boost onto the roof, then Brian pulls
Daved up in return... but he is struggling. Daveds legs
flail. The kids walk by underneath him.
RICH BOY
Wow, Rennolds is so cool! I dont
think Ive ever met anyone as cool
as Rennolds!
GIRL
Me neither!
BRIAN
Errrrrrr.....
Brian growls in anger. Daved gets angry
DAVED
Pull me up jackass!
Brian pulls extra hard and yanks Daved up ontop the roof.
Daved looks agitated.
BRIAN
I cant believe those little twerps
got to hang out with Rennolds! I
bet they dont even fully
comprehend the Purple Platypus
music!
DAVED
Who gives a fuck man. Did you see
all that weed?
BRIAN
-what weed?
Brian continues to talk but his voice gets drowned out in
the backgroud as a sexy olive green color scent moves across
Daveds nose and wraps around it seductively. Daveds pupils
dilate. We focus back out to catch Brian finishing the end
of his sentence.
(CONTINUED)
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23.
BRIAN
-but boy, what a platypus!
Daved abruptly runs and follows the scent.
BRIAN
Hey, wait for me!
Brian follows Daved over to the back of the long roof where
there a large open skylight window. Huge thick amounts black
smoke are rising up out of it. Brian looks down into it.
Sitting in a circle passing a blunt around is Rennolds, the
rest of the band, and the guy in the Purple Platypus costume
(who has now taken off the platypus head in order to smoke).
The wheelbarrow of weed is in the middle. We cut back to
Brian.
BRIAN
I cant believe it! Its like a
sexual fantasy!
Brian lifts his leg but the cocking of a gun is heard behind
Brians head.
DAVED
Not..so...fast....Brian.
We see it is Daved wearing dark shades and holding a gun
behind Brians head. Brian has his arms up in surrender.
BRIAN
(scared)
Daved man... what the fuck!
DAVED
You compromise the mission Brian.
BRIAN
What mission!?
Daved moves around infront of Brian still pointing the gun.
DAVED
The weed Brian. Im talkin about
the fuckin weed.
BRIAN
Is that a gun? Have you gone
completely crazy!?
(CONTINUED)
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25.
26.
27.
EXT. ROOFTOP. DAY
Brian has finally given up when suddenly the ropes seem to
untie by themselves, as Brian falls to the rooftop. He lands
on his ass. He turns around, then sees it is the orangutan
monkey from earlier that he made fun of
the monkey is played by John Cleese.
MONKEY
You know just because we are
MONKEYS doesnt mean that we arent
INTELLIGENT. Truly great art can
speak to even the lowest form of
primate.
Brian stares blankly at the monkey with a dropped jaw.
CUT TO:
INT. BACKSTAGE ROOM. DAY
Daved dishes a punishing blow to the head of the purple
platypus, and he falls to the ground. Daved has won. We see
his shadow cast over the giant wheelbarrow of weed.
CUT TO:
EXT. ROOFTOP. DAY
The monkey pulls out a pack of matches and places them in
Brians hand.
MONKEY
Here, take these. When the time is
right, youll know what to do.
The monkey climbs up the tree and disappears. Brian
continues to stare blankly until he gets a wiff of smoke
that has started reemerging out of the skylight window.
INT. BACKSTAGE ROOM. DAY
We see Daved smoking over by the mirror with his back
turned.
The man in the purple platypus costume crawls out the mouth
of the costume, then creeps up behind Daved. Right before he
can strike, we see him get smashed over the head with
a purple platypus wine bottle. The man falls down revealing
Brian behind him,
(CONTINUED)
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28.
BRIAN
Im sorry I had to do that to you
you beautiful wine bottle...
Brian grabs Daveds shoulder then turns him around. Daved
has a hugee smile ear to ear with 6 blunts in his mouth
smoking all of them at once. His eyes are completely red and
he looks insanely high. His face is hilarious.
BRIAN
You asshole! You made me miss out
on the opportunity to smoke with
Rennolds!
DAVED
(calmly stoned)
Eyy mann...violence never solved
anything!
BRIAN
What! Why Im so mad I could
just... I could just...
Brian looks at Daved then pulls a single blunt out of
Daveds mouth. Brian takes a huge puff of it, then exhales
it in Daveds face. Daved is in disbelief.
DAVED
You... sick...bastard.
Just then a knock is heard outside the door.
STAGE LADY
Be ready in 5 minute guys!
Daved and Brian immediately start to freak out.
BRIAN
Shit! We gotta hide!
DAVED
Quick, hide the body!
Daved tosses the passed-out guys body to Brian. Brian
catches it.
BRIAN
What? You hide the body!
Brian tosses it back to Daved.
(CONTINUED)
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29.
DAVED
NOO. YOU hide the body. You killed
him!
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30.
STAGE LADY
Hurry, we need you on stage, now!
BRIAN (PURPLE PLATYPUS)
On...Stage!
(CONTINUED)
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31.
BRIAN (PURPLE PLATYPUS)
Silence! Why are you all booing
this man! HE is a Genius!
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32.
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33.
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34.
FAT KID
Wow. Really? The Purple Platypus
flaming drumstick! Thanks Mr.
Platypus! This really means a lot
to me. I have all your albums and
movies!
BRIAN (PURPLE PLATYPUS)
Dont watch the movies... theyre
terrible. Just always remember, the
music...is in here.
The Platypus points to the kids heart. As he does this the
kid turns into a giant flower. It is extremely corny and
gay.
Brian turns around and walks away. Brian and Daved exit
together.
DAVED
Wow that was really gay. Giving up
Rennolds drumstick? Im proud of
you Brian.
BRIAN
Ya. What can I say? I guess we all
learned something today. Even you!
DAVED
What who, me?
Daved pulls up his two dirty smelly socks which he has
jam-packed full of weed. The socks are dirty and the smell
overrides the weed smell.
DAVED
I got enough bud here to last me
for weeks!
Brian shrugs his shoulders then they walk off into the
sunset.
DAVED
Hey I know, why dont we blaze when
we get back and listen to the
Purple Platypus? Ill smoke you up
my treat.
BRIAN
(hesitantly)
Ehhhhhhhh..........why dont we
give something else a try...
(CONTINUED)
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35.
DAVED
Aw, cmon!
The boys walk off together as the camera zooms out to an
over-the-shoulder shot of the orangutan monkey. We see the
monkey sitting up on a tree branch watching them walk off in
the distance. Just then the rooster (with the briefcase)
from earlier flies over and lands on the same branch next to
the monkey.
ROOSTER
You think they suspect anything?
MONKEY
Not a thing.
END