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'Scotland The Grave': YEARS Before Those in Posh Districts of London - Where Women Also Live For 11 YEARS
'Scotland The Grave': YEARS Before Those in Posh Districts of London - Where Women Also Live For 11 YEARS
'Scotland The Grave': YEARS Before Those in Posh Districts of London - Where Women Also Live For 11 YEARS
Scotland. Seemingly, living "north of the border" can take years off your life. And 8 of
the 10 areas with the lowest life expectancy for men are in Scotland - as are seven of the
10 worst regions for women. Sadly the worst prospects of all are for residents of
Glasgow, where, on average, men die 13 years before those in posh districts of London where women also live for 11 years longer than Glaswegian females. It must be all those
deep-fried Mars bars.
The headline is a play on the title of a patriotic song, an "unofficial" national anthem of
Scotland, "Scotland the Brave", substituting the word "grave".
But in London's plush Kensington and Chelsea areas, the average man can expect to live
until he is 84 and a woman until 89.
Life expectancy for other areas of Scotland is also frighteningly low.
Men in West Dunbartonshire live for 72.5 years on average, which is only a few months
more than Inverclyde (73.1 years), the Western Isles (73.5) and North Lanarkshire,
Renfrewshire and Dundee (all 73.7).
For women, the area with the lowest average lifespan outside Glasgow is North
Lanarkshire with 78.5 years, then East Ayrshire (78.8), West Dunbartonshire (78.4) and
Inverclyde (79).
Last night Health Secretary Nicola Sturgeon said: "We are aware we still live in a
Scotland where the poorest in society suffer from unacceptable inequalities in health.
"This can't be solved overnight. It will take generations to see a change.
"The only way to deal with health inequalities effectively is to address the underlying
causes - issues such as negative early years experiences, poverty, unemployment and poor
physical and social environments."
Duncan McNeil, Labour MSP for Greenock and Inverclyde, said: "It is a sad indictment
of our society that someone in my community can expect to live around 10 years less
than someone else who lives just minutes along the road in a better-off area."
And Elaine Smith, Labour MSP for Coatbridge and Chryston, North Lanarkshire, said:
"These figures are a stark reminder of the vast inequalities that exist in this country."
Even Scots OAPs can expect to be drawing their pensions for a much shorter time than
old folk elsewhere in Britain.
Glasgow men who reach 65 can expect to live just another 13.9 years - 10 years less than
a male OAP in Kensington and Chelsea.
A Glaswegian woman who reaches 65 will live another 17.6 years on average, compared
to an extra 26.5 years in the affluent London district.But a spokesman for Age Scotland
blamed our WEATHER for the early deaths of OAPs.
He said: "It's colder up here and housing has traditionally been much worse. As you get
older the body is less able to stand extreme conditions and you become more susceptible
to illness.
"Exercising is key. It helps with physical wellbeing and also the mental side of growing
older."
Interesting Numbers
111,111,111 multiplied by itself equals 12,345,678,987,654,321.
(The result is the same forwards and backwards, and it contains all the numbers from 1
to 9, which first increase and then decrease. If you don't believe me, try it.)
materialistic goals." He added, "It's good to be healthy and in order to be healthy, it's
good for you if you do a little bit of sport."
2. IBM $64,727m
3. Microsoft $60,895m
4. Google $43,557m
5. GE $47,777m
6. McDonald's $33,578m
7. Intel $32,015m
8. Nokia $29,495m
9. Disney $28,731m
10. Hewlett Packard $26,867m
Wal-Mart is the largest retailer in the world. It is also the largest corporation and private
employer in the United States.
(Yes, in England it might feel as if Tescos is, but Wal-Mart is way ahead of them. In the
U.S., Wal-Mart Stores, Inc. operates more than 4,300 facilities including Walmart
supercenters, discount stores, Neighborhood Markets and Sams Club warehouses.
Internationally, Wal-mart operates more than 4,000 additional stores in 15 markets
worldwide, including Argentina, Brazil, Canada, Chile, China, Costa Rica.)
According to scientists from the UK and Germany, using coffee as a pick-me-up may be
pointless if you drink it all the time.
(Experts say they have discovered that people who drink a lot of caffeine develop a
tolerance to its stimulatory effects. If you drink a lot of coffee, caffeine only brings you
back up to baseline or "normal". So, cut back a bit and benefit from a boost if and when
you need it.)
sound than the left. So, if you're not interested in someone's pathetic attempt at an
apology, just stick your finger in your right ear.)