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Vol. CM. No. 24

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PHILADELPHIA. Ttmrsday. February 27. 1986

Cite construction
noise as one reason
By ESTHER SCHLESSINGER

0n Schmuttvr/Daily Pennsylvaman
Morris and Bodine residents have complained about noise from Lower Quad construction
that."
She said they discussed whaH
would satisfy residents, individually
and as a group and how their living
situation might be improved.
"We put a lot of ideas on the
table, and they're going to meet
with me again with the suggestions
they liked, and we'll talk some
more," Kontos said.
College junior Eric Lang, who is
also vice chair of the Undergraduate
Assembly, said this week that the
students met at the beginning of (he

semester and the general feeling was

(hat "we deserved some sort of
compensation."
"We made our first proposal consulling the Undergraduate
Assembly's legal service, the Penn
Consumers Board, and the Ombudsman," said Lang, a Morris
resident. "We found out we had a
legal complaint on the basis of the
water and the heat."
The students asked for a fixed
rebate of 15 percent because all
residents suffered equally from loss

Law survey shows problem areas

School's lack of diversity, faculty attrition cited
By KAREN WEINTRAUB
The Law School Council of Student
Represenialivcs recently released the
results of a survey showing a need for
greater faculty/student interaction at
the school and a more diverse student
body.
The assessment, based on a survey
completed by 115 of the 675 Law
School students, addresses internal
conflicts as well as problems with the
school's national image. It is intended
to provide faculty members and administrators with student feedback.
The results show:
A lack of diversity among the student body and the faculty.
An underrated nation-wide
reputation.
A low level of student-faculty
interaction.

A high faculty attrition rate in recent years.

A need for more iibrary
renovations.
Specific suggestions include: instituting peer evaluations of faculty
members, broadening the curriculum
and restructuring the admissions procedure to encourage a greater diversity of applicants.
CSR Vice President Beth Schlegel
said Monday that although most
students are already aware of the
school's problems, the assessment brings these faults to the attention of the
faculty and the rest of the University
community.
"I don't think we were surprised by
anything we received from the
students," the third-year student said.
"|But) we had to find out what our

student body really felt, and then we

had to convey that to the faculty."
"We tried to cover both posi'ivc
and negative aspects of the Law
School," she added.
Schlegel said that while the assessment is directed "primarily at faculty," the CSR is looking for involvement from other sectors of the Law
School community.
"A lot of the things that are
brought up have to go beyond the
faculty primarily because of the
finances involved." she said.
CSR President Patty Shwartz said
Monday that the assessment has been
favorably received by both students
and faculty members.
"1 think the general reaction of the
student body has been positive," said
(Continued on page 7)

Whirlpool
firm named
in U. lawsuit

(continued on page S)

of hot water and heat. In addition,

residents requested a sliding rebate
scale based on (he amouni of inconvenience suffered from construction noise. The extra money
would be allocated on a case-by-case
basis.
Lang said Kontos rejected the
proposal but did offer (he residents
eilher $10,000 total compensation to
be distributed among (he group or
higher lottery numbers.
"We arc about lo make a second
(Continued on page 4)

Inside
Playing Politics
Gubernatorial candidate F.d
Rendell and Senatorial candidate
Bob l-'dgar arc keeping their election hopes alive, although neither
received the Pennslyvania
Democratic State Commit tee's endorsement. Page 5.

Five Loves
Undergraduate English Department Chairman Alice Kelley
spoke last night on education and
five different kinds of love as part
of the King's Court/English
House Last Lecture series. Page 5.

Coming Up Short
The Penn men's squash team
narrowly missed defeating
Princeton yesterday. A win would
have given the Quakers the
number-two national ranking.
Back Page.

By DANIEL ZIMMERMAN
The Student Activities Council's
Finance Committee has only $2804 to
allocate lo student groups for the remainder of (he scmcsicr. a difference
of more rhan $7000 off surpluses
from previous years.
Ai lasl nighi's SAC meeting, the
group allotted nearly all of its remain
ing funds. The countil has ended past
academic years wi(h a surplus as high
as $10,000. which (hey hold over for
Ihc next year's allocation budget. This
year the group may exhaust its funds
completely.
SAC allocates funds in two stages:
it provides student groups with money
for their year-long budgets and when
organizations run out of budgeted
funds, it grants contingency requests
for extra financial support.
For the next two months, SAC will
have to fund all contingency requests
with the remaining $2804.
Finance Committee member
Lawrence Weisman described the
situation ai the end of lasl nighi's
meeting when he said: "it's going lo

be tight "
VM'I late i'
Student I Iff
Fran Walker laid last night lh.it
unusual]) large all
groups are partiall) responsil
tlie present dram on funds
"(SAI | gat i
money this
sear ih.m ihej iisuall) dl
(he Mid
Walkei explained
Council requested and it
I
ira $10.IKXI this yi a to aid with Iheii
concert reined expenses, and that the
Spring Ring Committee wai given an
ailililnMi.il $1,000 in mil.
band fm the xpii' onon
According to Walker, SAt 'i cut
rent allocation fund let el it extremet)
low compared to recent yean
"ll gol prills low one v.'.ir. but llial

mi ibooi 10 yean ago," the

associate dirctltn s.iiil
Walkei added hat lad il funds
may affect itudent groupi
cy requests i.n (he rest ol the
semester.
"I suspect thai a I
. . who
were considering asking foi money,
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Committee backs bill

on Phila. divestment

By IIIIH KERPER
The City Council Rules Committee
voted yesterday lo report favorably to
Council on two pieces of legislation
prohibiting the city from using banks
affiliated with South Africa.
With only one dissent, from Council Majority Leader Joan Krajcwski,
the committee also decided lo allow
Bill 543 and Resolution 542 to go
before City Council today with a vote
scheduled for next week.
Council Members Angel Ortiz and
Augusta Clark co-sponsored the bill
forbidding the city from doing
business with banks that indirectly
support the South African government, the apartheid system and the
"illegal" occupation of Namibia
South Africa's northwestern
neighbor.
Clark is also the primary sponsor of
the resolution condemning President
Ronald Reagan's "constructive
engagement" policy.
Calling Philadelphia "a repository
of liberty and freedom" lo the nations

ANGEL ORTIZ.
'No to apartheid'

(Continued on page 7)

Author! Author!
Joyce Carol Oates to give reading

By EDWARD SUSSMAN
The University is suing the
manufacturer of the Aquaciser, a
custom-built whirlpool and exerciser
for horses, claiming that the device's
'Treadmill poses an electrical shock
hazard to humans and to horses."
But the Aquaciser's manufacturer
yesterday denied any liability and said
he might countersue the University if
his company is not paid the remaining
balance on the device.
The device was purchased in July,
1984 for use at the Veterinary
School's New Bolton Center, a largeanimal hospital in Kennett Square,
Pennsylvania. The machine uses a
treadmill submerged in 60 inches of
water to speed the recovery of ailing
horses.
The complaint, which seeks $71,000
plus punitive damages from D.L.
Hansen Inc. of Elgin Illinois, was Tiled in the Federal District Court in
Philadelphia late last year. No answer
to the complaint has been filed to
date, but both parties report that outof-court negotiations are in progress.
Assistant General Counsel Neil
Hamburg said last night that New
Bolton's Aquaciser does not function
and is dangerous.
"You spend a significant amount
of money on something to help
animals and instead of helping them,
it can kill them," Hamburg said.
"That's not acceptable."
But D.L. Hansen Inc. President
David Hansen said yesterday that the
basic components of the device work.
"In my opinion, and in the opinion
of a number of other engineers, there
is no problem with the Aquaciser,"
Hansen said.
Hansen attributed problems with
the device to significant changes re

Copyngdl 1986 lnr DaJy Penntytvaman

SAC's finances
near depletion
for spring term

Quadrangle
students ask
for rebates
Quad residents who suffered
from losses of heat and hoi water
and from renovation construction
noise are asking Residential Living
for rent rebates or high numbers in
next year's room draw.
Morris and Bodine residents last
semester had no hot water between 7
a.m. and 12 a.m. and suffered from
periodic losses of heat. They also
claim that noise from McClelland
Hall. Junior Balcony and elevator
shaft construction has disturbed
them throughout the year.
A meeting on possible compensation was held this month between
approximately 30 concerned
residents and Residential Living
Director Carol Kontos.
"They're telling me the noise is
much better |than last semesterl,"
Kontos said.
But some students said they feel
they deserve some kind of compensation because of (he inconveniences
experienced.
"Some fell the noise went beyond
the pail," Kontos added. "We are
trying to respond to how they feel.
If you've had a difficult time we
want to see what we can do to ease

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Award-winning; author Joyce Carol Oates

By CHRISTINA BAUER
Award-winning author Joyce Carol Oates will read a
sample of fiction from one of her recent works at the
University today.
The reading will be held at 4 p.m. in Alumni Hall,
located on the first floor of the Towne Building.
Oates has written 17 novels, several collections of
short stories, many literary essays and four books of
verse.
Her most recent work is the novel Marya: A Life.
Other Oates novels include Mysteries of Winterburn, A
Bloodsmoor Romance. Bellefleur, and Solstice.
Writing Program Director and English Professor
Daniel Hoffman said yesterday that Oates was
catapulted to fame when she won the National Book
Award in 1970 for her book them.
"Joyce Carol Oates is one of the most acclaimed and

accomplished American novelists today." Hollman

said. "Her career thus far tells us much about the health
of the novel in contemporary culture and about the roles
of women in contemporary life."
Oates' reading is the first in a scries presented by the
English Department's Writing Program.
Oates has been acknowledged as one of the foremost
American novelists and is considered remarkable for her
range and versatility.
"The range of her fiction is as astonishing as her prolific publishing record," Hoffman said. "She has written gothic novels and novels in the naturalistic vein."
He added that her last three novels were gothic but
that "in Marya she has returned to a more realistic
presentation of the emergence of an intellectual woman

(Continued on page 4)

Male nurses in the classroom: a different viewpoint

By LISA S. SMITH
Although some say male nurses feel no need
for instructors to solicit their viewpoint just
because of their sex, the men can introduce a
different outlook to the classroom.
Nursing School senior Patrick Brennan explained how he brought a new perspective to a

Breaking Stereotypes
Second in a three-part series
on male nurses
discussion on helping the parents of dying
children.
"People stereotype that the father will be the
rock," Brennan said last week. "They think the
mother needs sympathy immediately, but the
father will grieve later now he has to comfort
his wife. That's just not true."
Nursing Assistant Professor Margaret
Cotroneo said she tries to "raise differences" in
her advanced clinical practice class.

"I put things in such a way that gender is one

of the things we talk about," Cotroneo said last
week. "[Sometimes I find) the male perspective
doesn't come up. [The men] tend to be quiet
about being male."
"I do believe women and men bring differem
vantage points to the same situation," she added. "I want to hear different voices."
Thomas Jefferson University Nursing School
senior Michael Szlachta said last week that the
male point of view "always comes up" in his
classes.
"On tests there are opinion-type questions
like 'What would you do in this situation
say, if a patient acted up?' " Szlachta said.
"The answer they were looking for was that the
nurse should try to reason with him, and then
go get help."
"But that's from the woman's point of
view," he continued. "Men nurses would probably [sec fit to] put him in restraints, then try
to reason with him. They would handle [the
situation] themselves."

"The administration even admitted it was a

biased question," he added.
Despite being in the minority, few male
students say they have experienced outright
discrimination because of their gender,
although some are affected by stereotypes.

said last week that he believes he may have been

discriminated against once.

"I was looking through the [Philadelphia] Inquirer at the job wanted ads," Szlachta said,
"and [all the ads for nursing positions] said
'She must have this' and 'She must have that.'
It wasn't 'he/she' just "she." "

Schnapp also said that attending

predominantly female classes can pose some
difficulties.

But Nursing School senior Patrick Brennan

said last week that he anticipated problems but
none materialized.
"There's no discrimination," Brennan said.
"I'm treated like everyone else."
Although he is the only male nursing senior
this semester, Brennan said he does not feel
awkward taking classes with all women.
"I don't feel uncomfortable, and they don't
feel uncomfortable," he said.
Yet, Nursing School junior Sam Schnapp

"In one class, I felt that the requirements for

me were higher than the requirements for
everyone else [because I am male]," Schnapp
said. "The instructor was looking for faults."

"It can be a problem developing friendships

in my class because sometimes I feel that there
are certain limits to friendships you make [between men and women)," he said. "I miss having guys in the class. I really wish there were
more."
Human Genetics Research Associate Mary
Ann I aliens, who teaches nursing freshman
chemistry, said this week that she does not
think of her male students "as anything other
than students".

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THE DAILY FENNSYLVANIAN I hurvday. rebruary 27. IM*

Off the Wire

Today's news compiled from Associated Press dispatches

Aquino declares
prompt freedom
for 33 prisoners

National
Reagan asks Congress
to favor defense budget
WASHINGTON President
Reagan, trying to reverse dwindling
support for his defense buildup,
said yesterday it would be
"reckless, dangerous and wrong"
for Congress to reduce his $320
billion military budget request.
Congress already has "undercut
our negotiators" at the Geneva
arms talks by banning tests of antisatellite weapons and unilaterally
giving the Soviets "a concession
they could not win at the bargaining
table." the President said.
In a bluntly worded address
prepared for national broadcast
from the Oval Office. Reagan said
to cut defense now is "not cheap
(and| it's not safe."
He said it would be "backsliding
of the most irresponsible kind."
"Just as we are sitting down at
the bargaining table with the Soviet
Union, let's not throw America's
trump card away," Reagan said.

Tylenol suspected as
cause of man's death
NASHVILLE, Tenn. - Tennessee health officials warned people not to use Tylenol capsules
yesterday after discovering 20 times
the fatal dose of cyanide in the
body of a man next to a bottle of
Extra-Strength Tylenol.
Manufacturer Johnson &
Johnson earlier this month pulled
the non-aspirin pain-reliever in capsules off store shelves after a New
York woman died from taking an
Extra-Strength Tylenol capsule filled with cyanide.
The FBI joined the investigation
into the death of Timothy Green.
32, whose partially decomposed
body was found in his bed Sunday
night. A bottle of Extra-Strength
Tylenol containing a single capsule
was found on the floor next to the
bed. police said.

Ice See You

IS IT I III BIG CHILL? Or the cold shoulder, the icy
(lare or the frown stare? Does the photographer of

Gordon/Daily Pennsytvanian

this ice sculpture perceive tome cold blooded combination of all of them?

Orbiter captures comet's image

MOUNTAIN VIEW. Calif. - Space agency scientists
yesterday released a close-up image of the giant cloud surrounding Halley's comet and said it dramatically confirmed theories that the sun's radiation exerts tremendous
pressure on the comet's tail.
The image was captured by the Pioneer-Venus orbiter,
the only American probe to explore the comet.
Sunlight pressing against the atomic hydrogen and dust
from the ice that evaporates off the comet's patchy surface
produces the fan-like tail that is the most familiar feature
of the comet, said National Aeronautics and Space Administration researcher Ian Stewart of the University of
Colorado.
Chunks of ice melted off the comet from the sun's heat
during its most active period around perihelion, the closest
point to the sun, on February 9.
The most ice was observed turning into gas on February
20, when the comet, which is four to five miles wide, shed
70 tons per second, or six million tons per day. That would
represent a loss of about one foot of ice and dust from the
surface of the comet. Stewart said.
On each passage around the sun every 76 years. Halley's
nucleus is eroded by about 20 to 30 feet. Stewart said. At

that rate, it is believed it will take thousands of orbits

before Halley's falls apart.
Scientists have long theorized about the pressure of the
sun's radiation, but this is the first time the effects have
been so clearly shown, Stewart said.
The false-color image made from ultraviolet light
readings from Pioneer's spectrometer shows a series of
concentric circles that is brightest at the center, where the
atomic hydrogen is most dense.
The nucleus, hidden in the white center of the image, is
surrounded by circles of yellow, green, orange and red and
violet. The darkening colors in the spectrum on the outside
show the reduction in the presence of hydrogen.
The bands farthest from the sun are thickest because of
the pressure exerted by radiation, pushing the hydrogen
away, he said.
This pressure produces an acceleration away from the
sun that is about 70 percent of the sun's gravitational acceleration, forcing the atoms to travel outward at about
17,280 mph, he said.
"The radiation pressure is almost as strong as the
gravitational effect of the sun on the hydrogen atoms,"
Stewart said.

Rioters loot Cairo

Hundreds reported injured, dead

City
Man convicted after
killing dogs with lye
A 22-year-old man convicted of
throwing lye on four dogs, killing
three and blinding a fourth, was
sentenced to 2 to 4 years in prison.
Common Pleas Court Judge Victor OiNubile told Charles "Chuckie
Dog" Dukes that the attack on the
dogs in August 1984 "was a ghastly
thing for you to do."
A jury convicted Dukes last
November of conspiracy and cruelty to animals.
"This is a depraved person who
acted not in retaliation, but for no
apparent reason other than to maim
and destro) the animals," said
AfdfttM District Attorney Rayford
Means, at Dukes' sentencing on
Tuesday.

Weather
One to three inches of snow is
possible in light snow and flurries
this morning. Flurries are also
possible this afternoon. Highs will
be around 30.
Skies will be mostly cloudy with a
chance of flurries tonight and
tomorrow night. Highs tomorrow
will be around 30.

CAIRO, Egypt Soldiers in the capital and three other

cities yesterday battled disgruntled security forces and
civilians who set fire to hotels and nightclubs, looted shops
and stormed a prison to free Islamic extremists.
Unofficial sources, speaking on condition of anonymity, told The Associated Press that incomplete reports indicated there had been "scores of deaths" and hundreds
of injured.
By nightfall, journalists in various parts of Cairo
reported that most of the rioting had ceased, and only occasional bursts of automatic fire were heard.
Soldiers patrolled in armored cars to enforce a curfew
that took effect at 4 p.m. Education Minister Mansour
Hussein said all schools would be closed today and universities would remain closed indefinitely.
Hundreds of foreign tourists staying at hotels near the
Great Pyramids, where the rioting began Tuesday night,
took refuge in other hotels or nearby private homes.
Others were evacuated to downtown Cairo.
No Americans were reported injured, but a French Embassy official said three French tourists were hospitalized
with minor injuries suffered in a stampede as panicked
guests tried to flee the Jolic Ville Hotel when rioters set it
on fire.
One British tourist, Patrick Jewels, was quoted by (he
BBC as saying that his hotel near the pyramids was set on
fire and looted by mobs.
"Everybody was leaving their rooms and running," he
said. "Then they (the rioters] started burning the hotel
rooms down. . , .We managed to jump over a wall and
we climbed onto a roof and lay there for a few hours."
An Interior Ministry statement issued while the clashes
were continuing said at least 10 rioters were arrested.
The rioting began when conscripts from a Central
Security Force camp near the pyramids protested "false

rumors" that their term of service was to be extended

from three years to four, the official Middle East News
Agency said.
Witnesses said civilians apparently angry with the
government because of rising prices and the declining
economy quickly joined in the spree of arson and looting.
The civilians shouted Islamic slogans, the witnesses said.
Two Holiday Inns were set on fire, as were several
nightclubs and a police station. The rioters smashed hundreds of cars and looted hotels and shops in the southern
suburb of Maadi, where many Americans and foreign
diplomats live.
Troops were sent into the streets early Wednesday and
tear gas was dropped on rampaging mobs from
helicopters. Automatic weapons fire was heard
throughout the day in many parts of Cairo, including
downtown. Most stores remained closed.
President Hosni Mubarak gave a nationally televised
speech blaming the (rouble on "deviationist elemems"
within the 120,000-member Central Security Force, which
guards embassies and military and government
installations.
Members of the force receive three to four dollars a
month and food and lodging, but few other benefits.
Mubarak said the rioters killed an unspecified number
of guards at hotels and nightclubs in Cairo.
Mubarak said the army also clashed with members of
the Central Security Force in Ismailia on the Suez Canal,
Assiut in central Egypt and Sohag, south of Assiut.
"This is a treacherous blow to the march of this people
struggling for its livelihood and its future," he said. "This
happened at a time when Egypt was making every effort to
develop and. . . to confront the difficult economic conditions Egypt is going through."
Egypt's debt-ridden economy has suffered from the
sharp drop in world oil prices and a decline in tourism.

-JEWISH
AWARENESS
WEEK^

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FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 28

DAY #6

SPECIAL SHABBAT DINNER

MANILA. Philippines - President

Corazon Aquino ordered the immediate release today of 33 political
prisoners, and her government announced that the cases of another 400
people were being studied
Gen. Fidel Ramos, the new military
chief, announced the releases after an
early morning mass, where one
prisoner, identified as Jaime Verdan.
told (he crowd. "I cannot say how
happy I am. I thank 'people's power'
and God."
Human rights groups have
estimated about 500 people were held
under the Presidential Detention Act
adopted during the 20-year rule of
Ferdinand Marcos.
The government-run broadcast station said yesterday that a military task
force would meet during the night to
prepare a list of the prisoners and said
the new administration was "hoping"
for the release of about 50 percent of
them.
Aquino said earlier yesterday she
would seek a cease-fire with communist guerrillas but not the extradition of Marcos, who was driven into
exile by her "people power" revolt.
Salvador Laurel, the new vice president, had announced plans for a
general political amnesty and said the
insurgents are not truly communists,
but people Marcos forced into
fighting. There has been little guerrilla
activity since the election, which they
boycotted.
The United States has been concerned about the insurgency, urging

Marcos to reorganize the military to

combat it. A major barrier to
reorganization was Gen. Fabian Ver.
Marcos' armed forces chief and confidant, who fled with him.
American helicopters took Marcos,
who had ruled this 7.100-island archipelago for two decades, to Clark
Air Base on Tuesday night. He and
his party were flown to Hawaii by the
U.S. Air Force after a stop in Guam.
Aquino also announced her
Cabinet appointments at the news
conference yesterday, and said Laurel
will serve as prime minister and
foreign minister.
Aquino met with 11 members of the
Marcos government yesterday, including Prime Minister Cesar Virata,
and asked them to stay on until her
appointees receive National Assembly
approval. She also included some
Marcos men in her new government
"Let's forget the past," she said.
Marcos, 68, was brought down by a
fraud-tainted presidential election
which Aquino refused to concede,
combined with U.S. pressure and a
military-civil revolt.
Aquino, who blames Marcos for
the assassination of her husband,
Benigno, in 1983, told a news conference: "1 have said I can be
magnanimous in victory. I would like
to show by example that the sooner
we can forget our hurt, then the easier
it will be for our country to start
rebuilding from the ruins left us."

NASA official denies

knowledge of defect
WASHINGTON A key NASA
official testified yesterday he did not
know that Morton Thiokol engineers
remainad opposed to launching space
shuttle Challenger even after their
company gave its approval. He said
he would have canceled the ill-fated
liftoff if he had known.
"I believe that to suggest that flight
safety was disregarded or not properly
regarded on the night of January 27,
in my opinion, does a disservice to
dedicated and committed professionals," said George Hardy, deputy
director of NASA's Marshall Space
Flight Center.
The testimony received by President Reagan's shuttle investigating
commission clashed sharply with that
of the day before when Morton
Thiokol engineers complained their
opposition to launch was overruled by
their company under pressure from
the National Aeronautics and Space
Administration.
"All of us feel there's been a
breakdown of sorts in the process,"
said NASA Chairman William
Rogers, a former attorney general and
secretary of state.
The panel focused on decisions by
Thiokol managers and their NASA
counterparts because it suspects a
failure of the seal on the right booster
rocket made by Thiokol led to the nation's worst space tragedy.
There was testimony that Morton
Thiokol first opposed the launch, for
fear that seals on the solid-fuel
booster rockets would not work after
a night of sub-freezing weather before
launch. But the company reversed
itself after a 10:30 p.m. caucus.

despite continuing protests of its

engineers.
During that caucus, Thiokol
managers met without their engineers
present and Vice President Joe
Kilminster ultimately decided to sign a
memo to NASA approving the
launch.
Hardy and Lawrence Mulloy,
NASA's booster rocket manager,
strongly denied that they tried to force
Morton Thiokol to give its approval
for launch under risky,
unprecedented-cold conditions.
Challenger exploded 73 seconds after
liftoff January 28, killing its crew of
seven.
"I did not detect any dissent when
Thiokol came back with their final
recommendation |to launch]," said
Hardy. But he said had he detected
the continued dissent, "I would not
have accepted" the go-for-launch
memo from Kilminster.
When Mulloy was asked by Rogers
whether he would have changed his
mind if he had known of the continuing opposition by Thiokol engineers,
he sidestepped the question at first.
Then he replied that he would have,
asked Kilminster "how he could
recommend launch," and would have
raised the same question with Hardy.
Mulloy disclosed that the contract
with Morton Thiokol includes a
potential $10 million penalty for
failure of its equipment and told
reporters: "If an investigating board
decides that the cause lies with the
solid rocket motor, the SI0 million
penalty will be invoked."

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Theme:
Conflicts of Secular and Jewish
life in Modem Society

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PA(,t 3

Pilobolus dance troupe

frolics to perfection

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Human sculpture forms, like this one from Bonsai have become the Pilobolus trademark

In a recent master class held by Pilobolus

artistic director Michael Tracy, the secrets of
their droll dancing were revealed.
By SUE JUNG
Michael Tracy barrels in a huge garbage can from off
slage.
"What's that?" some one yells from the audience.
"It's my drum, " Tracy yells back, grinning proudly.
He then proceeds lo dive into the large receptacle
head first.
As one of the artistic directors of Pilobolus Dance
Theatre, Tracy embodies the spirit which is Pilobolus.
He and five other dancers set in motion their droll brand
of spasmodic energy and graceful fluidity that have
become the troupe's trademark since its inception in
1974.
Pilobolus, which gets its name from a type of fungus,
originated out of Dartmouth College when four men
and two women engendered an innovative dance style
that has surprised and delighted audiences around the
country.
The five other troupe members, who range in age
from 23 to about 30, include Carol Parker, Jude Same,
Peter Pucci. Josh Perl and Austin Hartel. Tracy is the
only member of the original 1974 company.
Downstage. Tracy is sealed, straddling the drum.
"I'm gonna play the drum, " he announces like a contented child.
He beats out steady measures and sporadic phrases as
he watches intently the 20 dancers in his class swirl
about him, flailing lo the intense rhythms.
"Move about. . . encounter each other. . . learn lo
use the whole space. . . Ihink about your projec-

tion. . . try to use your whole body, " Tracy bells out at
the dancers.
This was the scene of a master class that Tracy led this
week during his dance group's Philadelphia stay. They
held four sold-out performances as part of Anncnbcrg
Center's Dance Celebration Series at the Zcllerbach
Theatre.
Featuring the distinctive movements that Tracy says
are a result of experimentation with body form,
Pilobolus' Anncnbcrg program included Carmma
Burana, Side 2 new choreography set to a classic Carl
Orff score. Ocellus, Can't Get Started and
Televisilalion.
And for anyone who saw Pilobolus' performances
this week, they can attest to the company's unique style.
How does a dance company that travels the country
eight months out of the year practice this unique, seemingly improvisational formal?
Well, Tracy's master class this week seems to be good
fodder for the movement he describes. In a series of
game-like exercises, dancers are encouraged lo shed all
inhibitions and interact with each other where creativity
is stressed. One of the exercises is a "Simon Says" activity where Tracy leads the group through amusing
affectations.
"OK, that's enough, " he says, out of breath from
running back and forth across the Zellerbach stage.
' 'OK, thai's enough,'' the 20 or so dancers dutifully
repeat.
"No, I mean it. " he repeals emphatically.

1'ikilxiliis incorporates fun and frohc into Can't Ciet Slatted, which the> performed at Annenhen: this week
"No I mean it, " they return, equally emphatically.
When Tracy manages to extricate himself out of the
Simon Says entanglement, he leads the group into
another laughter-filled activity where two lines of
dancers arc set up.
Tracy instructs the group to "interact" and form
spontaneous human sculptures that often lead to
hilarious results and bases for dance pieces. His only
philosophy, he says, is to be interesting.
"/ don 'l care what it is it just has to be good, "he
lells the aspiring dancers. They laugh.
It seems the class Tracy instructs is prone to much
laughing. The atmosphere is easy and enjoyable, and
the energy he seeks lo tap brims over into laughter.

"We always have a sense of humor about

things. . . it's just our way," Tracy says.
And Pilobolus followers seem lo love their "way."
Dave Fardig. a dancer with Dance Network, traveled
from Newark, Delaware to attend.
Fardig describes the Pilobolus way as a style consisting of "some pretty athletic moves with a lot of
contact."
"There's nothing like it," he added.
"More, more, stretch higher," Tracy lells I he
dancers. "Stretch more, play off each others'
movements. . . breathe, let me hear you
breathe. . . hold. plie. stretch, suspend. . ."
There's nothing like it.

Quaker Notes: Proud as a peacock in spring jamboree

Quaker

Notes

rehearse

for

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Qiagory Adam/Daily Pennaylvanian

weekend performance

Saturday

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Admission free.
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Auditorium. 8 pm Tickets S4
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Sunday
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and 12 midnight.
Jombosoe. HotIpm Tickets $4.

Jim Croce, are renowned for learning

their scores by improvising harmony
in rehearsal instead of using sheet
music.
There's even rumors of strange
Twinkic experiments. The only unfortunate problem with the show will be
the conspicuous absence of the beloved Paul Shaffer.
The club will be performing 10 new
songs in addition to all this madcap
hysteria, and the guest groups are attending to present a few numbers
from their respective repertoires.
Spontaneity and originality are
what the Quaker Notes want to focus
on in the weekend performance, according to club president Pam
Weisfeld.
"We chose David Letterman
because he's smart, funny, sarcastic

and most importantly impromptu,"

said Weisfeld, a College senior. "We
always try to make a unique and different theme. This provides us with a
challenge and the club's alumni
backers are always pleased with
innovation."
And the group's business manager.
Maria Scungio, said they may be
outlandish, but they're always
tasteful.
"We're humorous, attractive and
sexy, but we're nol offensive, and we
enjoy taking risks." the College
junior said.
The Quaker Notes are planning a
tour of Europe over spring break a
goal they set two years ago. Revenues
from previous shows have been
allocated to cover the trip's expenses.
They intend to perform in Paris and

Brussels for a variety of audiences,

including a NATO dinner party.
"Late Nile" is the group's only
campus-wide performance of the
year. Most of their lime is devoted to
private functions within the University community and lo appearing in
other schools' programs.
Weisfeld said the club uses this annual event lo attract women lo auditions which will be held after break.
"We think it's important for
women to see our image," Weisfeld
said. "We're always interested in attracting new and different styles."
"Late Nite with Quaker Notes"
will be held tomorrow at 8 p.m. in
Ihe Harrison Auditorium of the
University Museum. Tickets are
$3.50 on Locust Walk and S4 at the
door.

Thieves' Carnival tries to steal hearts

ARTCETERA

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By II II \ PIRKKY
Wake the kids. Call the neighbors.
No, NBC isn't sponsoring "Late Nile
with Quaker Notes." but let's all be
there anyway.
The all-female a capella singing
group, Quaker Notes, has decided to
present an off-the-cuff view of the
performing arts to the University
community in their upcoming Spring
Jamboree.
They'll be playing hosts in that
casual, out-of-control manner of
everyone's late night hero, David Letterman. Be prepared for some classic
hosting stupid pet tricks, brushes
with greatness, nutty-nutty times, the
audience participation questionnaire
and special guest stars: the Yale Spizwinks, the Villanova Spires and the
Tufts Amalgamates.
The Villanova Spires, founded by

VCMOV*. Clockwork Orange

Irvine Audtortum. 8 pm Tickets $2.
UNtVIMiTY MUSEUM. Frerfc Sir
tog OuartetJtortlson Auditorium.
3 pm Tickets $6
UNrVEMITY MWtUM. Women In
Antiquity. FubUe gallery lour.
Museum mam entrance. 1:15 pm.
Admission tree.

the groups we wanted to do it with

wanted to do it. so we did it
ourselves."

By BETTY CIACCHI
The Independent Student Theater
promises a musical comedywhodunnit that's "fun for the whole
family."

And Rozin claims that the

15-member cast is only top-notch
campus talent. "The group of people
involved in the show is pretty
representative of all the theater
groups on campus," Rozin said.

Directed by College senior Seth

Rozin, the group's production of
Jean Anouilh's Thieves' Carnival
opens tonight at Houston Hall
Auditorium.

The musical showcases student

talents in everything from writing
lyrics to composing music, he said.

"It's a kind of funny, satirical

comic piece," said College junior liana Long, who plays Lady Hurf in
the musical. "It's fun for the whole
family. . . bring the kids."

"It's not going to wow people with

being spectacular," Rozin said about
the musical. "[It's a] fun story performed very well with a nice blend of
comedy and romance with some
serious elements."

"It's basically. . . a comedy of errors, in a sense." said Rozin. During

the musical, the audience is kept
wondering as to who is a thief, who is
wearing a mask and who is not.
Rozin describes the musical as
complex. "It's a very sophisticated
show," he said this week. "Most
people here are used to Cats and A
Chorus Line."
But Rozin said his group's production is even more sophisticated than
the two Broadway smashes.

Kknbafty Edaknan/DaHy Pannaylvanian

The cast of Thieves' Carnival is made up of 15
The Independent Student Theater
is a relatively new student performing
group that originated when Rozin
became dissatisfied with the existing

members

theater groups three years ago.

"I applied to do Thieves' Carnival
with Quadramics, and they did
something else," he said. "None of

"(It's) not a frivolous piece of

theater." he added. "'It's something
new."
Tickets for the three performances
of Thieves' Carnival are being sold
on Locust Walk for S3.SO and for S4
at the door. Curtain at the Houston
Hall Auditorium is at 8 p.m. tonight,
tomorrow and Saturday.

PAGE 4

THE DAILY PF.NNSYLVANIAN Tkuraday. February 27. 1984

Campus Events

Campus Briefs

A listing of University news and events

A summary of University news

TODAY

ASCENOED MASTERS' Teechinga Laam how lo graduate from

earth's schoolrooms' Thursdays
7-9 p m Houston Hal. room 303
For more information, cafl (215)
353-0531
ATTENTIONI ATtT Summer
intemehipe in NJ tor sophomores,
rumors, seniors Resume coHecInn poatponad until 2/24-2/27.
302 HH. 9 15-3 pm Information in
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CPPS
ATTENTION WRITERS Event
Horizon is hosting a talk by
Geoige Scithers. editor of Amazing Stories magazine on Thuraday. Fabruary 27 al 7 30 pm in
Van Part Collage House
BSL GENERAL MEETING 9 30
p.m.. Thursday. February 27 at
Low Rise North Nominations will
be taken lor next year's officers
Everyone welcome
COLUMNS MAGAZINE weakly
planning meeting, Thursday.
February 27. 5 pm in Houston Hall
room 301 New members always
welcome Feature magazine
DO YOU HAVE aspirations of
wealth? Would you settle for a
good time? Become a member of
UTV's dynamic entertainment
department Call 387-9336 or
62-1104
EVERY THURSDAY, 4-8pm..
Women's Alliance Planning maating. New members welcome
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HOW WELL DO you know your
roomale? Why not be a contestanl
on UTV's roomates and find out
Call Kyle 387-3096 lor information
INTERESTED IN the arts? Why
not become involved with UTV's
hottest new show Penn Performs
Call Amy 662-1405 lor
information
IS YOUR LOVE lite lacking? Why
not add some excitement and be a
conleatant on UTV's dating
connection Call Elise 222-0969
before its too late
JEWISH AWARENESS Week day
no. 5. Guest lawyer Joe Smukier
founder Soviet Jewry Movement.
"Life of the Jews in Russia
Today " Stiteler B-21 7 30 p m All
Welcome
JOYCE CAROL OATES will read
from her fiction Thursday. Feb 27
at 4 00 p m in Alumni Hall. Towne
Building Reception to follow
JUNIORS WITH GPA's of 3 0 and
above. Apply lo the Mortar Board
Senior Honor Society Applications available in Houston Hall,
room 110
KINETIC ENERGY in motion with
Penn Ki- Arkido Club Learn relaxation and self defense Tues a
Thurs 6-7.30 p m Wear sweats
Hutchinson Gvm Basement All
are welcome
PENN MODEL RAILROADERS
meet in Towne Building, room B?
at 8 p.m Get into Training.
PENN REVIEW, first meeting ol
Spring semester Feb 27, 900.
Houston Hall. Room 304. All
welcome Into Bob 386-7185
Think in words
PUC CONCERTS General mealing today 5pm Bishop White
Room, Houston Hall Yes. tha
Bangles are coming to Penn"
Help us plan for the Big Show
SPRING FLING AUDITIONS Sign
up February 26 and 27 12 00 until
7:00 in Houston Hall lobby tor
March audition dates

MEET GREAT PEOPLE on UTV's

Dating Connection Call now to be
a contestant Call 387-9336 or
222-0969
PENN FILM COOP meeting Salur
day 10 30. 1304 HRE followed by
an open screening at the Annenberg School room 150 al 11
SUBMITI TO the Penn Review.
Peon's Biannual review of arts
and literature Anyone may submit
lo 119 Bennett Hal Call Bob tor
information 386-7185
WOMEN PERFORMERS poete.
musicians, singers, etc needed
lor Penn's Women's Alliance
coffee house early in March Call
386-3697 a m or 387 3640 p m

ATTENTION STUDENT GROUPS

rarae money while having tun as a
rood vendor at Spring Fling '86
Applications available at Office of
Student Life, apply before Feb 28

ARE YOU AWAY FROM the

Church? Know someone who is?
We want to listen to you! 3/2. 6 45
pm at Penn Newman's Fireside
3720 Chestnut Bring a friend!

COLLOOUIUM Visiting Professor

of Sociology Robert B Hill. "The
Increasing Significance of Structural Discrimination." 12-1 p.m ,
167-68 McNeil Building. 3716
Locust Walk

DABKY. COFFEE and social hour

Red Room. Grad Tower B 5-7 pm
Saturday. March I by the Lebanese Club Contact Assaad
243-4913. Nancy 222-3967

COMMUNITY EUCHARIST 12 10
pm Fridays, at the Christian Association 3601 Locust walk Come
lor prayer, meditation, the Gospel,
the Lord's Supper
Share the
good news!

IRISH SWEEPSTAKES' Grand

Prize RT airfare to Ireland Benefit Trevor's Friends (Phtlly Homeleas) Drawing at Smokey Joe's on
St
Patrick's Day Tickets
Smoke's. Newman Center

DEUTSCHES HANS laedl zur

kafleestunde MM Jeden Freitag
4-5 30. MLCH. 3940 Locust Walk
Alle herzlich etnoteaden1

KITE AND KEY March meeting.

Sunday. March 2. 7 pm. Ben
Franklin Room. Houston Hall
Alumni weekend, sitting Ronald
McDonald House, and more'
Everyone welcome'

JEWISH AWARENESS Week day

number 6 Shabbal dinner guest
speaker Or David-Conflicl Religious Jew m secular society
Dinner 7pm Lubavrlch House
4032 Spruce 222-3130

PENN GREEK CLUB Parly'

Friday February 28th. 10 00 HRE
Ralsketlar Dancing, food tun' All
invited Info'' Call 2224665

JOIN US for community Eucharist

in The Chapel of Reconciliation
Fridays 12 10 pm in Tha Christian Association 3601 Locust Walk
We are one in the Spirit

PLAY GROUP for underprivileged

children in Kensington every
Sunday Call Jennie 387-4721 for
details

LA CASA ITALIANA venite tutti

domani a bare e chiaccherare con
noi venerdi dalle 3 30 aHe 5 30
Modern Languages House 3940
Locust Walk
LA MAISON FRANCAISE vous
invite a son heure de cafe Tous
lea vandredis a 4 heures MLCH
3940 Locust Walk
LITERATURE AND PSYCHOANALYSIS" 2/28 Bodek Lounge.
Houston Hall
10-1230 pm
Samuel Weber. "Psychoanalysis
and the Problem ol Authority"
2 30-5 pm William Kerrigan.
Marvel I and Nymphets"
MUSLIM STUDENTS ASSOCIA
TION organizes JUMA prayers
every Friday I pm -I 30 pm in
room 245 Houston Hall
REFORM JEWS of Penn invites
you to Shabbat Services Fridays
6 30 p.m Hillel Front Lounge lor
mlo call Michelle or Faith
3875510.
SHABBAT SHALOM Friday nite
services at Hillel 5 30. reform
6 30. candelrghtmg 5 34. Parsha
KiTissa For more info call Hillel
896-7391
TERTULIA SI Ouieres hacer
amigos. tomar cafe y pasar un
buen rato En Espanoi. ven cada
viernes a las 4 p m la casa
Hispanica (3940 Locust Walk
WEEKLY ARABIC Conversation
hour Refreshments, 8th floor
lounge Williams Hall

FUTURE
AUDITIONS FOR Without A Net.
comedy improvisation ensemble.
Sunday March 2, 6-9 pm. Houston
Halt Auditorium Questions? CaJI
387-3739 bet 6-9 pm Should be
turn

QUAKER NOTES Jambore

Friday. Feb 281h Guests on Late
Night include Yale Spizzwinks
ViHanova Spires. Tufts Amaiga
mats Unrv Museum Auditorium
8 00 p m Let's all be there'
REMEMBER THE BLACK Male/
Female Relationships Workshop
will be held Saturday March 1
from 10am 5pm in LRN

ATTENTION' AT&T Summer

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ISSUES IN Russian Relations

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Islamic Neighbors" 900 am 5 00 p.m.. Christian Association
Auditorium, tor lurther into
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896-6335
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professor's offices." Mundheim said. "That was obviously upsetting."

..
.
Mundheim explained that the Law School locked its
34th and Sansom Street entrance Monday in response to
the theft. Law students were required to use a special key
to gain access to Biddle Law School, while all other
students had to show identification to a security guard
and sign in to a log.
Currently, the doors to the Law School are unlocked,
but a security guard is checking identification inside the
building from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m.
"The guard is a reflection of added security," Mundheim said.
But the Law School Dean added that the additional
guard will probably only be a temporary measure.
"If you really want to totally prevent incidents, you've
got to have a very thorough ID checking system, but that
can be very intrusive," Mundheim explained.
"You always have to balance safety against other fac-

Students robbed at frat

party in Houston Hall Eton College offering
fellowship to U. student
tor*," he added.

Amy Westfeldt

The Public Safety Depanment is investigating at least

four thefts from a fraternity party in Houston Hall's
Bodek Lounge last weekend.
Public Safety Lieutenant Steven Heath said Monday
that University police received four separate complaints
of thefts of purses, wallets, and jackets following an
Alpha Phi Alpha fraternity party on February 21.
"No description |of the thief) was offered by any of
the complainants," Heath said.
Alpha Phi Alpha Pledges Dean Christopher Floyd said
yesterday that his fraternity party had been open to the
public.
He added that the guests did not realize that any crime
had occurred until the end of the party.
"As far as I know, no one noticed anything was missing until they picked up their belongings." he said.
Assistant Student Life Director Mary Grace Hendricks, who is also Houston Hall Manager, was in the
building at (he time of the theft.
"I was alerted by one of my employees thai a girl had
had her purse stolen," Hendricks said. "She believed it
was a group of people exiting the building."

A graduating male from the University will be the first

American chosen for a one-year fellowship
prestigious Eton College next month.

to the

Associate Director of International Programs James

Yarnall said last week that the University is the first to be
asked to nominate students for this position, although
this will not be a yearly occurrence.
"It's a brand new program that will only come to
Penn every third or fourth year," he said. "We've been
honored to be the first to nominate an ambassador
because of the connection with Walter Annenberg,
which I think is quite generous."
Annenberg is backing the program this year, providing
round-trip air fare and a stipend. Eton will provide free
accomodations.
The student chosen for the position will spend the
academic year at Eton, assisting by leaching American
studies, coaching sports, and speaking on aspects of
American affairs.

The Houston Hall Manager said that she observed a

group of approximately eight male teenagers leaving the
building. She believed they were not students.

"The University will accept applications and then a

committee will screen the applicants for five finalists

"At least seven people came to me and told me that

their belongings were stolen," Hendricks continued, adding that the complainants had lost purses and jackets.

who will be interviewed March 26 by the Head Master of

Eton, Dr. Eric Anderson," Yarnall said. "Of course
we're very enthusiastic about it."

Amy Westfeldt

Leslie Ken

Male nurses provide a different outlook

(continued from page I)

"When I was a freshman, there was

a guy in my class and I was kind of

"I don't think there's any sex bias

in the Nursing School." she said.
And Associate Nursing Professor
Zoriana Malseed described male

surprised," Shofer said. "But after a

while. I got used to it there was
really no difference."
"At this point. I don't even notice
when there are guys in my classes,"
she added.

students as "blending in very well"

and said this week she does not believe
"anyone treats them any differently
because they're male."
Nursing School junior Margie
Shofer said this week that she is used
to having men in her nursing classes.

Nursing School junior Karen

Seltzer said, however, that instructors
often "relate to [students] solely as
women," although she believes "having male nursing students in clinical

groups is really helpful."

"I have a lot of male patients and
the male nurses have more insight into
caring for males," she added.
Seltzer also said
believe men in the

she does not

field are "in-

truding" on women's territory.

"I think it's great (that men are involved in nursing)," Seltzer said. "It
shouldn't be looked at as just a female
profession. |Nursing is for) anyone
who wants to take the time to care.
That's what it's all about."

Joyce Carol Oates reading

(continued from page I)
from a dependent and battered
background."
Oates is originally from New York
and began
her writing as an

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undergraduate at Syracuse University.

She pursued graduate studies at the
University of Wisconsin. She currently teaches in Princeton University's
writing program.
English Professor Robert Lucid
said last night that he saw Oates last
month at a literary conference in New
York and that she was "a major
presence."
"She is one of the most productive
of the major modern writers," Lucid
said. "She is very famous for her
work as a critic and as a contributor
to magazines."

Lucid added that he hopes Oates

would read a part of her work in
progress.
"That's the most exciting thing
to have access to something before

anyone else does," he said,

The reading will be followed by a
coffee hour with Oates in the Penniman Library on the second floor of
Bennett Hall.

Quad rebates
(continued from page I)
offer," Lang said. "We want to
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of money they will ask for, including

the sliding scale, before they meet

with Kontos again.
"We want to give her an idea of exactly how much money we're asking
for," he said, adding that he hopes
the students and Kontos will be able
to meet sometime early next week.
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Rendett, Edgar keep election hopes alive

B> HEATHER SQDLOGI
Gubcrnalorial candidate Ed
Rendell and Senatorial candidate Bob
Edgar arc keeping their election hopes
alive, despite not receiving endorsements from the Democratic Party at a meeting last Saturday.
The Pennsylvania Democratic State
Committee turned down Rendell and
Edgar's request for an open primary
and voted to support former Auditor
General Bob Casey for Governor and
state Auditor General Don Bailey for
U.S. Senate at the meeting in Camp
Hill. PA.
But the extent to which these endorsements will affect the outcomes
of the primary and the campaigns of
Edgar and Rendell the two
Philadelphia candidates
is
debatable.
According to Edgar's Deputy Press
Secretary Ted Piccone, the influence
of the committee's endorsements is
negligible.
"A treasury report for the committee was released before the meeting
and it stated that they have $549, so
obviously they can't offer financial
support," Piccone said. "It's also interesting that since l%2 every candidate they've endorsed for U.S.

Senate has failed to win."

Piccone also said he is optimistic
about the future of Edga's candidacy.
"Financially our campaign is way
ahead of Bailey's," he said. "According to the Federal Election Committee 1985 report, we raised $670,000
during the year and Bailey raised
$92,000."
According to Piccone, Edgar supports an open primary because he
feels "the Democratic voters, not the
party should decide |the candidates!."
He added that he questions whether
the committee is representative of
Pennsylvania Democrats.
"Sixty-five members of the State
Committee are also employees of
Auditor General Bailey," he said.
"The voting was open ballot. We
don't have jobs to hand out for
votes."
In contrast Bailey's Press Secretary
Ben Livingood said he feels the
Auditor General's endorsement
"lends credibility to (his) candidacy."
"Bailey considers |the endorsement] a significant source of support," he said. "It's a big step from
an organizational point of view if
the committee doesn't endorse you.
you have to go county to county. It

also helps with fundraising."

livingood also said he feels the
argument that Bailey pressured his
employees to vote for him is invalid.
"First of all, no more than 45
members of the state committee are
employed by the Auditor General and
most of these were employees before
Bailey took office," he said. "Still,
even if we subtracted the votes of
those employees, we still have an
overwhelming margin of
endorsement."
Rendell's Deputy Press Secretary
Steve Weitzman said the former
Philadelphia District Attorney was
not interested in receiving an official
endorsement.
"It's really an excuse to send out a
press release." he said. "When Ed ran
for district attorney in '77, he won
against the party endorsement and
he's going to do it again."
Weitzman added that Rendell is not
concerned about the traditional bias
against Philadelphia politicians.
"As Ed pointed out. people arc
looking for answers," he said. "The
problems are such that a man could
come from Neptune and if he could
solve the problems, people would
forget any biases."

Audrey's Corner

Meanwhklc Bob Casey's Press

Secretary Jonathon Max said he
belieses the former Auditor Ceneral's
endorsement is an advantage,
although it is not the basis of his
candidacy.
"The bottom line is that |the endorsement! is not the kiss of death,
nor is it any guarantee." he said
"What matters is who's got the best
message and who's running the best
campaign and we've got both."
He added that he feels Rendell's
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"According to the latest Benchmark poll. Casey is leading by 48

percent - 21 percent of the state
democratic votes," he said. "There
has never been a poll that shows
Rendell as having more than 25 percent of Democratic support and
there's never been one showing us as
having less than 45 percent."

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Max said any of Rendell's allegations that Casey factions pressured

committee members for votes are
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"How can we be exerting pressure

for votes?," he said. "Casey's h?en
out of public office for 10 years.

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Last lecturer Kelley speaks on 5 types of love

B> DOUGLAS 11 \M tl I
Undergraduate English Department
Chairman Alice Kelley spoke on five
kinds of love and their importance to
a person's education in a lecture at
King's Court/English House last
night.
"When I talk about love, I'm not
talking about that delicious warm
feeling which you get when you're in
love with somebody or are loved by
them," Kelley said. "I'm talking
about something that's a little bit
starker than that."
The first type of love that Kelley addressed was the love of exploration.
This involves the love of reading,
travelling and talking to other people.

"I really don't think any one vision

of things can give you wholeness,"
she said. "What you need to do is to
borrow other lives."
Kelley explained that although exploration might lead to failure, it is a
necessary part of the education
process.
"Exploration leads to exploration," the English associate professor
said. "|lt is) like walking into a room
through one door and discovering
that the new room you have entered
has. . . four doors that you haven't
entered."
Love of truth, which requires paying close attention to facts and to the
feelings underlying them, also

represents an important
education Kelley said.

facet

of

"If you love truth, you hase to

listen with an open mind," she explained. "You have to be able to admit when you're wrong."
She added that if a person notices
something that contradicts the truth,
it is his responsibility to call attention
to 'hat contradiction.
Kelly also sees the love of other
people as an imperative aspect of
one's education, and she advised the
audience not to allow the prospect of
rejection to impede their love of
others.
"But it is not just love of others

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"If you don't love yourself. . . you
do get kind of paralyzed," Kelley
added.
She concluded by talking about a
love which she said she neither
discusses in class nor would have considered 20 years ago: the love of God.
"There arc some days when. . . if
God weren't loving through me. I
wouldn't love at all," she said.
The address was the third out of
five in the Last I ecture Series, in
which speakers act as if they were giving their final lecture.

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quested by the Veterinary School in
the Aquaciser design.
"It was built especially for the
University to their specifications," he
said.
The standard Aquaciser, with a
price tag of $32,500, uses a tank 40 inches deep to submerge horses. The
University's Aquaciser has a 60-inch
tank. Hansen said that the extra space
requirements for the University's
Aquaciser caused problems with the
device's computer.
"Our problem with it was that we
did have a faulty computer, and I
think we had some misconceptions as
to what the limitations of a 60-inch
tank are," he said. "I'm more than
willing to correct this so we don't have
an enemy al the University but a
friend."
Hansen said he flew in a crew from
Illinois to repair the machine but they
were not allowed into the New Bolton
Center. He said he decided not to send
any more crews after that incident.
"I'm not going to have my service
people fly out to the University at
their beck and call," he said.
He added, however, that he anticipates out-of-court negotiations
will lead to a settlement.
"There will be a list given to me of
the problems and I will try to fix it
and then they will pay the rest of the
money they owe me," Hansen said.
According to the lawsuit, the

Aquaciser has several major faults:

the device's motor shuts down after a
few minutes of operation, the heartrate monitor, micro-processor and
circuit board do not work, and the
treadmill poses the risk of electric
shock.
The complaint alleges that the
University "provided repeated oral
and written notice to the corporation
and Hansen concerning the defects
which have rendered the Aquaciser
nonoperational and hazardous to
humans and animals."
New Bolton Center Associate Dean
Richard McFeely, who was instrumental in purchasing (he

Aquaciser, said yesterday that the

Veterinary School's staff had high expectations for the device.

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"We had hoped this piece of

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Andrew Schiff, an attorney on retainer with the University who is
handling the case, said yesterday that
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out-of-court.
"We're involved in settlement
negotiations," he said. "The University hopes to settle the matter."

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(Continued from page I)

will not do so now," she said.

SAC Finance Committee Chairman

Jeff Zajkowski said last night that he
feels increased fiscal budgets as well
as more contingency requests have
caused the scarcity of funds.
"We had more big dollar requests
this year than last year," Zajkowski
said, noting that budgets for Spring
Fling, PUC. and the University's two
radio stations are especially large.
"But it seems like this year, compared to last year, there are just more
contingency requests." he added.
Zajkowski explained that about 20
percent of SAC's total allocation
budget is left aside for contingency

spending. This year, SAC placed aside

approximately $85,000 out of its
$425,000 in total funds.
But he said he feels leaving more
money out for contingency requests
will not solve the problem.
"Sometimes there's going to be
more unexpected (requests] than we
can handle," he said. "But I don't
think leaving more money idle is the
solution."
Zajkowski added that SAC may not
fall short of allocation requests.
"If everyone has already planned
and funded their programs, we won't
see any requests," he said. "That
happened last year, except for UTV.
Hopefully it will happen this year."

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Thursday. February 27. 1986

Irregular Delivery
Students who signed up for the Penn Student
Agencies' newspaper delivery service in the Quad
should be seeing black and white every morning. Instead, all too often, they're just seeing red.
After a three-week total stoppage of delivery, the
service remains erratic around campus. Students
who are paying to get newspapers delivered daily arc
only getting them part of the time. In other words.
PSA's advertisements, which claim that papers are
delivered daily, is at best misleading, and at worst an
outright lie.
PSA General Manager Ronit Rosenbaum said
that trouble with student workers has caused many
of the service's problems. It seems a lot of workers
have been quitting all at once. Aw, poor PSA. People are quitting on them. And as a result they decid-

ed that it's perfectly acceptable to stop doing what

they're getting paid for.
But they're wrong. It's not acceptable. PSA told
students who signed up that their papers would be
delivered every day. The agency doesn't mention
anything about what happens if employees quit. It
shouldn't have to it has made a commitment to
the students it supposedly serves. PSA has no right
to break this commitment. Maybe PSA should look
into the possibility of hiring non-students.
Rosenbaum said that PSA takes "each and every
complaint absolutely to heart. . .We never give up
trying."
But for the sake of its own credibility and for the
students who receive their newspapers an average of
four times a week, the agency needs to try a lot
harder.

PENNcard

Members of the University community will be

receiving new identification cards next month. The
new PENNcard should make life on campus less
complicated.
PENNcard will have a magnetic strip on the back
to absorb the functions of dining plates, library
stickers and parking-service cards. Sound simple? It
is. The cards will also be made of laminated plastic
instead of paper. This way, people's IDs arc much
less likely to be damaged or destroyed. Sounds great.
Vice President for Administration Gary Posner
said he feels the card's versatility is its major benefit.
And Judy Zamost, Posner's executive assistant, said

that a PENNcard board will be formed. "That

board will be and has been meeting to establish ID
card policy. They will also be involved in looking at
the implementation of ideas with the new system."
Tentative suggestions include using the ID as a
Bookstore credit card, as a means of controlling access to recreational facilities and as a point system
for meal credit. PENNcard should cut down on a lot
of hassles for students, faculty and staff. A lot of
trips around campus to receive new cards or validate
old ones will now be eliminated.
Maybe they should rename PENNcard
SUPERcard.

Letters to the Editor

Students Disagree
with O'Sullivan's
Separation Beliefs
To The Editor:

We would like to respond to

Michael O'Sullivan's column entitled
"Racial Separation" (DP. 2/24/86).
Racism and sexism are obviously problems which exist here at Penn.
However, the main thrust of
O'Sullivan's column seems to be that
women's and minority groups, instead of dealing with the problems
that they face, shold simply give up
and co-opt into the white male middle
and upper class society that dominates
life at Penn today.
Rather, we believe that minority
and women's groups serve to solidify
their members' identities. It is acceptable for members of the Penn community to identify with a fraternity, a
mainstream religion and clubs. It
should be equally acceptable for
members of the community to identify with women's and minority
groups.
Many of the groups that O'Sullivan
criticizes enable minorities and
women to be a part of society without
sacrificing their distinct character.
These groups do and will modify
society. They make society more
diverse and ultimately more satisfying
to all of its members, not just the current dominant members.
POLI.Y DANK rARNUM
College '87
ABIGAIL C. I I Wl I
College M

Intercultural Ctr.
Director Terms
Column 'Ignorant'
To the Editor:
Michael O'Sullivan's Column
"Racial Separation" (DP, 2/24/86) is
an excellent example of an argument
based on ignorance and the paranoia
many Americans show toward diversity. I do not know Mr. O'Sullivan's
political affiliation but his reasoning
appears to be from the Ronald
Reagan School of Logic: If you say
something enough limes, it must be
true, "That racial student groups are
bad for Penn is certain." The fear and
insecurity exhibited by some
Americans when they face diversity
and anything not white/European or
of the "cultural mainstream" is both
funny and sad. This reaction is quite
common at Penn as the University
happens to be a reflection of the

larger society that ultimately controls

and influences it. Mr. O'Sullivan obviously doesn't believe diversity is a
"desirable end" and abhors nonwhite racial student groups. The adjective "racial" has come to mean
"non-white"; it is used with a
negative and proscriptive intent.
The calamilas forseen and fairly
shouted by the cultural and political
doomsday aficionados is America
awash and rudderless in a sea of
languages, customs, ideas and
isolated cultural outposts. They
equate retention of one's heritage and
culture with backwardness; they
equate historical awareness,
knowledge and the academically accepted goal of going beyond monolingualism and cultural isolationism as
a rejection of "America and what it
stands for"; they see anything which
threatens to dispel their vision of
America as monolithic, white and
European the Melting Pot indeed
as the anathema of the "American
way of life." They ignorantly at best
do not remember that the U.S.A.'s
raison d'etre was/is to provide a community, a nation where diversity of
religion, thought and speech and
politics were/are to flourish and
endure.
Another historical fact blissfully ignored by the O'Sullivan's of America
is the reason which led ethnic groups
to organize on predominantly while
college campuses: they did so to survive the racism, oppression, violence
and suppression; to succeed in
graduating from such colleges; to
educate their fellow classmates (of all
races); and to join (for the most part)
the American mainstream. Many
students, faculty, and staff at Penn
assume that because a student joins
the BSL, KCS. ACELA. Women's
Alliance, or chooses to live in the
Latin American Living/ Learning Program, he or she is "denying" the
mainstream, "separating" from
Penn, or "rejecting" American
culture. The truth is he or she couldn't
deny, separate or reject, no matter
how hard the effort. Due to the contributions in the arts. law. food,
language and the defense of a country
which at times has not only denied
their existence but tried to eradicate
them, the ethnic and racial groups of
America are inextricably bound up in
its fiber, moral and otherwise. It it
diversity and the moral guidance from
many in those "separatist" groups
which have been key factors in the
democratic development of this
country.

Freshman Explains
Reason for Having
DuBois House
To the Editor:
1 would just like to make a few
comments on one aspect of Michael
O'Sullivan's column. "Toothsome
Eggs and B " (DP. 2/24-86).
First of all. 1 would like to know if
O'Sullivan has any idea of what the
function of DuBois College House is.
He is trying to conjure up thoughts of
DuBois House as being a hoi bed of
black militants who don'l want to
deal with whites. While I am not a
resident of DuBois House, I do have
an idea of its purpose. DuBois House
happens to be the center of a lot of activities that deal with blacks on Penn's
campus, and that is definitely needed.
There are not many blacks on this
campus. We need a place like DuBois
House to maintain cohesiveness in the
black community.
If DuBois House was abolished,
that same racism that O'Sullivan was
talking about would be perpetuated
rather than eradicated. Without
DuBois House, blacks would not have
any place for social exchange. Many
blacks become disoriented and confused upon first arrival at Penn. L iving in a homogenous dorm wiihin a
heterogenous University can help
alleviate some of that discomfort. It
helps to have someone there who
knows what you are going through
and can help you out.
I am a resident of King's
Court/English House, in which approximately 20 blacks reside. We have
a very cohesive community and have
formed a very good support network.
Some whites who see this ask us why.
It is people like this and people like
O'Sullivan who upset me. A majority
of people gravitate toward their own
race for a support system, even if the
majority of their friends are a different race. It is a natural tendency.
I'd be willing to bet that O'Sullivan
does not have many very close friends
outside of his own race. Well, it's the
same with blacks.
I have a topic that O'Sullivan might
look into, since he seems to enjoy
writing about racially oriented subjects. Why isn't the black community
docking to the Quad? Whites are
allowed to live in Low Rise North just
as much as black upperclassmen can
live in the Quad. Could it be that (he
Quad, also, is a homogenous environment and discourages blacks from living there?

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this world than a fifih-grader's introduction to colonial American
history. I can still remember nodding
out while Mrs. Hirshfield explained
how Dutch settlers bought Manhattan
for $24, and daydreaming about Carl
Yastremski's balling skill when I was
supposed lo be memorizing the many
Acts by which
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New England
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l he day I launched
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on Billy Eldredge.
by spending the
Hank
next two history
Kopel
classes clapping
the erasers in a
lonely playground. I missed most of
the American Revolution.
With the passing of years. I came to
appreciate the history that I and my
fifth-grade classmates had once so
confidently disparaged. But along
with my appreciation for the
historical achievement of the colonists' revolt, there came disillusionment about Ihe contemporary prospects for democratic revolutions. In
so many countries where the colonial
bonds have been dissolved, the twentieth century has witnessed the
replacement of foreign exploiters with
home-grown tyrannies. The consequence of modern revolution seemed
to lie not with James Madison's Bill
of Rights but with George Orwell's
Animal Farm.
Steeped in such thoughts. I switched on the news Tuesday evening to see
whether Ferdinand Marcos's tanks
had finally steamrolled the
democratic opposition. Yes. the tanks
had rolled, but not before their turrets
had turned around. Before the eyes of
the world, a political miracle was unfolding. The soldiers had turned on a
tyrant who'd stolen an election; the
opposition had massed in the streets
to protect the rebelling soldiers; and
together, the army and the people
reclaimed a government that had ceased to be their own.
And for the first time in over si\
years, thanks to the determination of
the Filipino people, the phrase
"human rights" was becoming
fashionable again in America.

Last summer, over dinner with a

couple of friends. I noticed a "U.S.
Out of Central America" button on
one of my companion's lapels. My
question about the kind of relations
America should have with its southern
neighbors provoked an interesting
debate. Laura, whose button I had
noticed, insisted that America should
cease all military involvement in Central America, because "we have no
right to impose our views on other
countries." Tom then agreed that
American values are not exportable,
but argued for aid to the contras

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protecting the security of the
hemisphere.
Although I shared Laura's view
about pulling the plug on the contras,
I disagreed with both of them in the
reasons for my conclusion. I suggested that when governments respect
human rights, they provide not only a
better deal for their citizens, but also a
better ally for America. Since the contras are no better than the Sandinistas
on this count. I thought that aiding
the contras made about as much sense
as replacing a new flat tire with an old
flat tire.
My attempted grand synthesis
didn't work. Laura thought I was
ethnocentric, while Tom dismissed my
point as naive. Outflanked on both
sides, I quickly ordered another round
of Meisterbraus, and we resumed our
dinner of Wiener Schnitzel.

Given the track record of human

rights in American diplomatic history,
it is understandable why so many people approach the issue with skepticism. As applied over the years.
America's human rights policies have
often manifested either a timid
naivete or a blustery cthnoccntrism.
L'nderlying these flaws is the
ideological baggage that tends to
shape the rival positions in the human
rights debate. Some liberals, impressed by the rhetorical promises of communist regimes, focus their human
rights criticism on conservative
military dictatorships. Some conservatives, whose knowledge of history
centers on postwar Eastern Europe,
focus their criticism on communist
dictatorships.
Instead of learning from each
other, the two camps reinforce each
other's blind spots. Each camp
responds to the other side's deficiency
by shouting its own argument a little
louder, as if the greater volume will
make the other side see the light. As
the debate gels shriller, the risks of
admitting error grow larger. Thus the
reluctance of conservatives to discuss
the unseemliness of America's
alliance with Pinochet's Chile, and
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mind that the left does just thai in its
criticism of South Africa, Chile and
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freedom around the world).
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by the popular force of Corazon
Aquino and her supporters, the
shrillest anti-communist President in
the postwar era finally gave an unequivocal "no" to a dictator of the
right.
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Reagan's recent Philippine policy as
too little, too late. But liberals who
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subject their own positions to the
same exacting scrutiny. For whal is
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Shwartz. a third-year
student.
They've said that we were accurate
in our presentation of the student
view of the Law School."
"The faculty who have remarked
about the proposal ha\e responded
favorably, or at least, although they
had differing views of the content,
they clearly understood and respected
what we had to say," she said. "And
that was our goal."
Shwartz said that CSS members
will continue to work to implement
their suggestions.
"The point of this assessment was
lo begin the types of changes we feel
are important for Penn to be able to
deal with training legal minds for the

future." she said. "And we hope that

this is just the beginning for creating
the momentum needed to meet that
future." '
And next fall, a group of marketing
students will study the "perceptions
of students at our peer institutions on
the same subjects that we covered in
our assessment." Shwartz added.
Law School Dean Robert Mundheim said this week that he believes
the assessment is helpful in terms of
defining the school's problems from
the students' perspective.
"I think it's always useful to get a
sense from students what they think
arc the strengths and weaknesses of
the Law School from time to time."
Mundheim said. "I know that the
faculty and the administration will

talk with the students to explore the

issues raised and to develop appropriate solutions because I think
that this group of students has
demonstrated that they care deeply
about the Law School, and they have
been willing to work hard to make this
school a better place."
"So we take their suggestions and
their observations seriously," he
added.
Algernon Sydney Biddle Law Professor Curtis Reitz said this week that
he has nothing but praise for the
assessment and the students who
prepared it.
"I [think] what they are doing is
just marvelous," Reitz said. "We
have a remarkable group of law
students in school currently who I

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of the free world, Ortiz asked the
committee to support the bill.
"The |city] of Philadelphia says no
no to apartheid, no to oppression," Ortiz said yesterday. "The
monetary impact would continue to
isolate the South African economy,"
More than 50 people gathered in the
Council's chambers in City Hall to
testify at the hearing. The spectators.
along with Council members, first
watched the recently produced "Sun
City" video by recording stars who
condemned the apartheid system and
subjugation of South Africa's black
population.
Clark said the recent downfalls of
the Haitian and Filipino governments
are examples of what may happen in
South Africa.
"The Philippines looks like a
paradise compared to the lives that
blacks suffer in South Africa." she
said. "The only uncertainty before us
is just when we will celebrate independence day."
"It is repugnant to us as freedomloving Americans, to pretend that
apartheid has any redeeming factors," she added.
Members of the religious, business
and ethnic communities spoke in support of the Ortiz-Clark legislation.
State Representative Andrew Cam
added his support, as did State
Senator Roxanne Jones who sent one
of her assistants. African National
Congress Representative Godfrey
Sithole also spoke.

Philadelphia Reinvestment
Research Group Representative
Patrick Bond told Council members
about the extent of area banks' ties to
South Africa, adding that the banks
abide by a policy of not making new
loans to South Africa.
But Bond added that two banks
Provident Bank and Philadelphia National Bank have outstanding loans
to the country, while PNB has a
foreign affiliate that is closely tied to
South Africa.
"Ironically, both banks are the
most adamant that they are South
Africa-free," he said.
Of the 12 banks used by the city,
only PNB and Provident would be affected by the legislation. Bond said.
PNB is the city's largest depository.
Although no representatives from
the banking community spoke at the
meeting, Council members said the industry was aware of the legislation
and has had at least 10 months to
voice its opinion.
Representatives of Mayor Wilson
Goode were also absent from the
meeting. Although Krajewski said she
had "serious concerns" about voting
on the legislation without hearing
from the mayor. Council was told
Goode would issue a statement on the
bill within a few days.

the meeting.
"I'm certainly not
against freedom for all mankind."
Ortiz's assistant Michael Nutter,
speaking as a private citizen, replied
to Krajewski's argument.
"How many of our taxpayers
realize that a small part of their tax
dollars are used to finance a murder
on a daily basis?" Nutter said. "Not
many."
And many private citizens reminded Council that more than just
economic practicality should be
guiding the decision.
"The city of Philadelphia does not
function simply on the bottom line."
private citizen Richard Hernandez
said, adding that the city has a policy
of buying American-made cars instead of less expensive imports, and of
not patronizing non-union businesses.
Several schools were represented at
the hearing, including the University.
Black Graduate and Professional
Students Assembly Chairman Wayne
Glasker. South African graduate student Vincent Phaahla and Penn AntiApartheid Coalition members Deirdrc
White and Michael Tiemann spoke at
the meeting.
Tiemann said University alumni

"I told them that the alumni have

been organizing various campaigns to
also seek action on the part of the
Trustees." Tiemann said last night.
"They're asking alumni to boycott
annual giving. We have well over 100
very active alumni seeking to organize
more alumni and make a very visible
presence to the University community
about how the alumni feel."
He added that he feels Phaahla's
speech was very moving, since he
brought a South African black's viewpoint to the situation.
"(Phaahla] said it was a crime in
South Africa to give any opinion that
would be criticizing the regime,"
Tiemann said. "And that his being
here at the meeting constituted a
crime."
"It was a very grave decision for
him to come and speak," he continued. "He said he didn't make it till
that day."
Tiemann said Council members appeared lo be concerned about
Phaahla's safety, since he has broken
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breath, huffing and puffing. Kind of
like a poor-man's John Madden
(whose routine is growing old.
anyway).
He also sounds extremely uncomfortable just speaking. Multiple
pauses in the middle of sentences arc
very bothersome when they occur
every time Elias opens his mouth.
Graham would often come to his
rescue when Elias was tongue-tied
during quick end-to-end sequences.
And if Greg had problems when the
ball was in play, he had even more
trouble when the ball was not in play
When Penn forward Bruce LefkowiU
tumbled to the floor at Brown and
some overzealous fans got on him,
almost literally. Elias disappeared for
a few seconds until Graham gave the
folks at home a description of what
had happened.
Elias' habit of repeating names
brought more cringes. A typical Eliai
account of a play would be, "Dudlev
to White. White lo Fitzpalrick. Fit/
patrick to Maley. Maley to Dudley.
Swish."
There's another thing. . ."Swish "
In an effort to add a Marv Albertlike exclamation point to a basket
(Elias doesn't even deserve to be in the
same phone book with Albert), the
awkward Elias sounds both
unoriginal and stupid.
Graham sounded even worse when
he interjected the same word on a couple of occasions.
Elias also must be brandished for
his poor preparation and just plain
lack of basketball knowledge.
If Greg had read cither last Mon
day's Philadelphia Inquirer or last
Friday's DP, he would have known
that a large Penn margin of victory
over Yale on Friday would not have
scared or pressured Brown going into
Saturday's game.
He also made a very unintelligent
comment at the end of the Brown
game. With the Quakers holding on to
a narrow lead at the end of the contest, Elias repeatedly questioned why

Neil Bernstein not noted for his

free-throw-shooting ability was on
the court.
<>reg. although it's five days later. I
have many answers for you.
One. Bruce Lefkowit/ had fouled
out.
Two, Brown's Jim Turner was being effectively neutralized by Berns
lein. If both Bernstein and Lefkowit/
were out of the game. Turner would
have scored two points on every Bruin
possession.
Three, Bernstein was playing
tremendous defense on Turner.
Although Turner scored 37 points,
Bernstein allowed him to attempt just
15 field goals. No small accomplishment, pal.
lour. Bernstein was rebounding
like a man possessed, pulling down a
career-high 11 boards.
Is that enough answers?
Oh yeah. Greg, who would you
have put in? You said. "I don't know,
but they should put somebody in."
Elias also commented on the chanting of "Bullshit, bullshit" by the
Brown fans over a call by the oftkuls. Circg termed it an "obscenity
yelled by Ivy League students."
I've heard the same such obscenity
many times from those 'tremendous'
Quaker fans at the Palestra. I've also
heard "Gitty-up" pronounced a bit
differently than it should have been at
both the Palestra and Franklin Field.
Both Elias and Graham were very
critical of the officiating.
On at least four separate occasions
Graham spoke about a call being "the
worst homer call I've seen all year."
I also heard Scott say that the
Bruin's fans' booing when the Penn
cheerleaders came onto the court was
''the ultimate display of
classlessness." C'mon. Scott.
And although both broadcasters
brought a lot of interesting information to our attention, there were many
things that the two failed to
acknowledge throughout the course
of the weekend's games.

First and foremost, the reasons that

Penn was running. The Quakers were
running because the pace of both
Yale's and Brown's offenses is uptempo. It's easier to run against running teams. Penn was unable lo run
against Cornell and Harvard because
those teams played a slow game.
Neither the Big Red nor the Crimson
wanted (he Quakers to run.
Rebounding was another reason
You can't run if you don't rebound.
And Greg, it's virtually impossible to
press a team when it gets a rebound
Pressing is much easier to do after a
basket; and defense good defense
forces bad shots which cause rebounds. Penn played tremendous
defense over the weekend.
Neither Graham nor Elias found
the secret of the Quakers' successful
half-court offense (or any team's successful half-court offense) ball
movement. In Penn's rout of
Princeton at the Palestra, the Quakers
had the ball moving all over the place.
In the losses on the road, (he ball was
hardly ever worked around.
The key player in the ballmovement scheme is Bruce
Lefkowit/. Bruce constantly kicked
the ball outside last weekend. In losses
at Columbia and Cornell admittedly Lefkowit/'s worst weekend of the

season when the ball went down

low |o Bruise, he never passed it back
out, forcing up bad shot after bad
shot. When Lefkowit/ started lo play
within his limits, the Quakers started
playing better.
But some things about the two did
impress me. But most of (he impressing was done by Graham. His smooth
style and pleasant voice made listening to him a relative pleasure. He also
wisely left off the prefix "45-sccond"
from the word "shot-clock." He also
made many efforts to follow the position of the ball, not jusi whose hands
it was in.
But what impressed me the most
was when he brought the conversation
back to Turner in Saturday's pre
game, afler Elias had decided to start
talking about the band that had just
started playing.

Oh, almost forgot. The final score:

In two games Greg Elias said "Pennsylvania Quakers" 13 times; "YakBulldogs" seven times. 'Brown
Bruins" four times; "Cornell Big
Red" and "Princeton Tigers" iwice
each.
I should have kept track of how
many times he said "Payne Whitney
Gym" and "Marvel Gym". It was
definitely over 20 for each

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Gwydir. Cot.
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Maley. Yale
Murray, Brown
Turner, Brown
Lefkowltz, Penn
Martin, Corn.
Williams, Prin.
Bean, Dart.
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Gwydir, Col.

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It's a phrase that may be over-used
in sports, but that's only because it's
almost always one of the reasons why
a team doesn 't live up to expectations.
Other coaches around the league
have said that Penn has the best first
seven players in the Ivies. And while
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as individuals and still win. We realized that we had to work together, and
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chance and we're going to be optimistic. We have to go out and play
hard."
"It would be a disappointment to
see someone else representing the
league in the (NCAA] Tournament,"
Wilson said. "We know what kind of
team we have, and we know we could
represent (the league) as well as
anyone."

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62-109
73-127
91-162
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W. Swim faces its greatest obstacle

Fourth Annuul

Lack of depth poses problem for Penn at Eastern Championships

By JON WILNKR

Crunch lime. Big-play i,me. Hold

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Eastern Championships lime.

It is thai Cime of the year for the
Penn women's swimming learn. Today al Penn Slale, the Quakers will
iry to improve upon lasi year's
seventh-place finish in the Championships. The three-day event will be the
ultimate test for measuring Penn's
stature in East Coast swimming.
The Quakers (7-3-1. 3-3-1 Eastern
Intercollegiate Swimming League)
will face, without question, their
toughest competition of the year.
Over 30 schools with at least 10 swimmers per team will compete for the
overall title.
The Easterns are scored differently
from regular-season dual meets. At
Penn State, points will be rewarded
for the first 18 finishers, whereas during the season, only the top three
receive points. Heats are run in the
morning, and there are three finals in
each event that evening. The finals are
divided into places one through six.
seven through 12, and 13 through 18.
The final that the swimmer participates in is determined by her placement in the heats.
The morning races will pose the
most difficult problem of all for Penn
head coach Kathy Lawlor.
"The whole thing is decided by who
is ready to go in the morning."
Lawlor said. "That is what determines what final you're in, and how
many points you get.
"During the season, we swam our
best at the one o'clock meets, so I'll
try to simulate that situation by waking them up at the required time."
"The coaches warn us about [morning swimming]." sophomore Joni
Young said. "It's harder to get
yourself up for the race in the morning. But the pressure is tougher at
night. In the morning, you put it on
yourself."
Brown and Penn State are (he cofavorites, in large part because of

their depth. I hose teams send l8or 19

swimmers to the Championships, so
they have more people accumulating
points.
Thus, depth becomes essential, and
that is where the Quakers will have
their problems. Penn will have only 11
or 12 swimmers, which gives the
Quakers a far less chance of winning
points.
The Quakers face a problem of
quantity, not quality. Their swimmers
assuming that they swim up to their
potential are as good as those from
Brown or Penn State. But Penn just
does not have enough bodies.
"Other teams have two or three
swimmers in the finals," captain Judy
Jester said, "while we have only one.
The depth hurts, but we should do
very well in the relays."
The race for positions three
through seven should be very tight.
Along with the Quakers, Princeton
(which finished fifth last year) and
West Virginia (sixth) will battle for
third place.
The racing qualifications place a lot
of emphasis on the relays. Any combination of individual races and relays
totalling seven, with a maximum of
five individual races, are counted in
the team score. Thus the relays are the
key to the team score. This is the area
in which Penn will have to succeed if
the Quakers are going to challenge for
a top position.
There are five relays the 200.400
and 800-yard freestyle relays and the
200 and 400-yard medley relays.
Jester will swim in all of the freestyle
events, and junior Teri Querubin will
swim in both medley relays. The other
relay participants will be determined
on the basis of who is swimming well
at the time.
One event in which Penn does not
have a representative is the diving
competition. Sophomore Linda
Phelan failed to qualify for the
Easterns at the disastrous Harvard
meet last weekend (the Quakers lost
93-47). This will seriously hurt Penn's
chances because the diving is worth 40

points. Although Phelan would probably not have won, she would most
likely have earned some points for the
team.
This brings up an interesting point:
will the disastrous meet al Cambridge
have any negative aftereffects on the
Quakers' performances at State College. For the answers, why not ask
those who know.
"We should do well." Young said.
"But we have to focus in on the meet

W. Cagers lose to Yale

McRac baskets.
"We had problems with turnovers
in the first half," Ashley said. "We
went from executing really well to not
executing anything. I think that (the
Quakers] just gave up."
Each side had its own run of points
in the second half. Yale was first,
outscoring Penn, 19-8 during the initial eight minutes. This ballooned the
Yale margin to 22 points, 54-32, the

rest of the way as they outscored Yale

24-14. including a 9-0 run. Penn was
led by Anne Fifick. who like Stam
baugh was playing in her final collegiate game. Fifick tallied 10 of her
team-high 12 points in this run, including two jumpers from deep in the
right corner and a game ending
reverse layup. Stambaugh scored
seven points, ending her career with
1049 second all-time on the Penn
list.
For the game, the Quakers shot
40.3 percent (25-of-62) from the field
and 60 percent (6-of-10) from the line.
But the big difference in the game was
Yale's domination of the boards as
they outrebounded Penn, 42-33.
But for Penn the similarities have
become too much. It is up to Ashley
and ihe Quakers themselves to introduce a new type of repetition
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The Daily Pennsylvania!!
February 27, 1986

Women's Basketball
loses to Yale, 66-56,
in league tournament

WXPN crew
leaves much
to be desired

I was (he viclim of a conspiracy.

My entire sports staff voted
unanimously not to allow me to go to
Yale and Brown last weekend.
It took me a while to figure out
why.
Was it my driving?
Just because I made a little bit too
much of an acceleration coming off of
the on-ramp doesn't mean that I can't
drive (the 'spin' was fun, anyway).
No, it wasn't that.
Was it my taste in music?
I left control of the radio dial to someone else on the previous two roadtrips, so it wasn't that, either.
Was it the fact that the Penn men's
basketball team was winless in the
four road games that I had covered
(Columbia, Cornell, Dartmouth and
Harvard)?
Bingo.
Yes. my superstitious staff forbade
me to make the I-95 swing for just
that reason.
So what was I to do, wanting to
keep track of the Quakers' every
move on the floor during their most
important weekend of the season?
Listen to WXPN-FM, 88.9 on the
radio dial.
I had listened to some football and
basketball games on WXPN earlier
this year, just for the sake of keeping
track of the score and time remaining.
But last Friday I decided to do
something a little bit different.
I decided to sit down and take notes
during both the Yale and Brown
games to find out how good the
broadcasters really are. And the fact
that the number-one broadcast team
of Scott Graham and Greg Elias was
doing the games gave me the opportunity to critique the best that WXPN
has.
With an entire week to prepare for
Friday's pre-gamc segment, it surprised me that Graham, in his first
sentence, did not even know the Elis'
record. All week to prepare.
I cringed. . .the first of many such
reactions by this listener.
Then came what I was ready for. At
the top of my notepad I had delegated
some space to a scoreboard of how
many times Elias would say the complete team name: Pennsylvania
Quakers, Yale Bulldogs (they are, in
fact, the Elis, although "Bulldogs" is
another official nickname) and Brown
Bruins. Greg didn't let me down. But
more on that 'score' later.
Elias has a big problem for a
broadcaster an annoying voice. He
constantly sounds like he is out of
(Continued on page 9)

Tommy LaonanJI/Datly Pennsytvanian

Penn's Anne Fifick bailies a Bui knell player for a loose ball in matchup earlier this season al the Palestra

that Penn women's basketball was not

a pushover.
"We were so psyched coming into
the game," forward Mickey Finnegan
said. "We knew that if we played well
we could beat them. I'm not happy
with the result."
The Quakers would have an additional weapon in their arsenal that
they didn't have on Friday night.
Guard June Stambaugh would be in
the lineup after missing Penn's
previous four games with a severely
sprained ankle.
"It was good to see June get some
quality minutes out there," Ashley
said. "I tried to keep her in the game
when we played zone to save wear on
her ankle."
But while Stambaugh's being ready
to play for the Quakers was different
than their recent contests, the ebbs
and flows of (he game had a familiar
look.
"This game was like a lot of our
games," Finnegan said. "We played
poorly in the first half and really well
in the second."
After falling behind. 11-2, Ashley
called timeout and made a pair of
substitutions Stambaugh and
guard Amy Hourigan. The Quakers
began to click, drawing within one
point of the Elis, 15-14, on a 17-foot
jumper by Stambaugh, with 10:09 to
play in the half. Penn stayed within
reach of Yale until the 4:46 mark,
when the Elis' Sue Patton hit a short
jumper. Then the floodgates opened
on the Quakers.
When it was over, Yale had erupted
for 13 straight points, and a comfor(Conlinued on page II)

At last, Quakers begin to Junction as team

Running game shifts into high gear, but it might be too late
By ANDREW BERESIN
Before the Penn men's basketball team embarked on its 14-game Ivy League slate in January, the
sentiment among the Quaker faithful and many
basketball critics in the East was all the same. To
many, it appeared that the race foi the Ivy crown
was over before it started. Penn was just loo good.
"These guys won't lose a game in the league,"
was a phrase you could hear often at the Palestra
while the Quakers were beating teams like USC and
La Salle and coming close against teams like
Villanova and St. Joseph's. Oh sure, maybe in one
out of 14 games, some team would play the game
of its life, and the Quakers would have an off night
and maybe, just maybe, Penn would lose a game.
But it would have to be on the road and the moon
would have to be full, or something like that.
But at this point, well into the final week of the
Ivy League season, things haven't gone quite as
planned. Oh yes. Penn is looking up all right. That
is to say, up at Cornell (9-3) and Brown (8-4), who
both are (oh no, it couldn't be!) ahead of the
Quakers (7-5) in the league standings with only two
games remaining. Instead of the race being over

from Day One, it's been on from Day One and it's
not over yet.
"I guess you could say we've gotten a taste of
Murphy's Law." junior guard Johnny Wilson
said.
If Murphy's Law says that a team only wins
when it plays like a team, then Wilson has pegged
the Quakers right. Even so, most thought Penn
would only need two or three guys on the court to
beat their supposedly-helpless Ivy foes. But the
Browns and the Cornells, and the Columbias and
the Dartmouths, and even the Harvards thought
otherwise and were right. Through the first nine
games the Quakers showed definite signs of being a
team of individuals at times and paid the consequences they carried a 4-5 league record with
them up to New Haven last Friday night.
Since that night, however, things have been different. Coach Tom Schneider decided his team
needed to have a little more fun on the court.and
proceeded to simplify the offense.
"Coach (Schneider] just felt that if we could do
the fundamentals well, we would win," Wilson
said. "Maybe all the X's and O's were putting too

many restrictions on us. So we decided to just go

out and use our basketball instincts and see what
happens."
What happened was the Quakers started to run.
They ran themselves to an 89-point outburst
against Yale followed by a 95-point explosion at
Brown Saturday night. Those two victories combined with Tuesday night's win at Princeton give
Penn its longest Ivy winning streak of the year
(three games) going into the final weekend. Finally
it seems that the Quakers are playing like the team
they are supposed to be, and they're having a lot of
fun doing it.
"This might have been the most fun I've had
since I've been at Penn," junior Bruce Lefkowitz
said after the win over the Bruins. "This is an indication of the kind of team we have."
"We're just much more relaxed than we were
before," sophomore Phil Pitts said yesterday.
"We're playing without being afraid to make a
mistake, and it's helped us to realize what we can
do on the court as a team."
As a team.
(Continued on page 10)

the next six matches. Their comeback

began at number-six, as Penn's Brad
Carlson lost a 2-1 advantage to lose in
five games to Princeton co-captain
Don Coons. Carlson had match point
in the fourth game, and when the
Tigers successfully dodged the bullet,
momentum really turned around.
Within a matter of minutes, Princeton
led 4-3, with wins at numbers-two.
three and five. When Don Ambose
lost at number-seven. Penn's fate was
sealed.
Number-nine Rob Swanwick's loss
in five games made the final score 6-3
a disappointing way to end a successful season.
"It just as easily could have been
6-3 ours." Bobman said. "That's just
the way things go sometimes. It's been
a great season for us, and I feel that
the program has made great strides.
We started the season ranked eighth,
which isn't very good when you consider that only forty teams play
squash. But it's for that very reason
that moving from eighth to second is
quite an accomplishment."
While this season's success was a
big step for the Penn program, there
was still the feeling that it could have
been an even better year if yesterday's
result was reversed.
"We could have beaten this team,"
Ballard said. "As good a season as
this was, there was nothing keeping us
from making it a great one. We screwed up."
If anything good can come out of
this loss, it will be that the Quakers
proved to people that they can play
with the top teams in the country.
And the Quakers won't have much
time to look back on this loss, because

JOHNNY WILSON
'A lasie of Murphy's Law'

W. Ski faces two

headed monster

M. Squash falls
to Princeton, 6-3
By JONATHAN BONDY
For the second time this week the
Penn men's squash team went up
against one of the country's
powerhouse teams, and for the second
time this week it came up short, losing
to Princeton, 6-3.
Saturday the Quakers were overwhelmed by Harvard, losing 9-0, but
they had hoped that Princeton would
be another story. Although the Tigers
began the season ranked number-one,
the feeling on the Penn team was it
could win, and end the season with
the number-two ranking in the country. And for a while the Quakers looked as though they were going to walk
away with the match, but it was not to
be.
Penn (10-2,4-2 Ivies) jumped out to
a quick lead, as Stewart Ballard won
3-0 at number-one. The Quakers increased their lead as Ron Bobman,
playing at the fourth spot, won 3-2,
by scores of 15-12. 7-15, 12-15. 15-12
and 15-11. Bobman's win gave Penn
some extra momentum because it was
a major upset, coming against allAmerican Christian Griffin.
"I knew that I wasn't supposed to
win," Bobman said, "and that
pumped me up. 1 was a little tired
when I was down 2-1, so I tried to cut
down on my poor shots and wait for
openings. Being patient really paid
off, and I just stayed with it."
Right after Bobman's win came a
victory by Edan Park at the numbereight spot. His 3-1 win put the
Quakers up 3-0, and in excellent position to pull off the upset.
But from there things quickly
crashed for Penn. as the Tigers won

By DAN BOM.KRMAN
NEW HAVEN, Ct. Last Friday
night, the Penn women's basketball
team was defeated by Yale, 66-56, at
the Palestra. The Quakers played
evenly with the Elis for all but six
minutes of the game, when Penn was
out scored. 12-0, which made the difference in the contest.
Last night, the Quakers travelled to
New Haven to take on Yale in the first
round of the Ivy League women's
basketball tournament. Both sides
knew what each was going to do on
the court. And although the game was
held 160 miles away from
Philadelphia, not only the result was
the same. So was the score the Elis
66. Penn 56.
Deja vu.
"We played about the same type of
game that we played against (the
Quakersl last time," Yale head coach
Dunn Nestel said. "We'll approach
our next game like we've approached
our others."
The Elis will advance to the
semifinals of the tournament, while
Penn's season has come to a merciful
end. The Quakers finished the year
with an overall record of 4-21 and
3-10 in the Ivies.
"Next year everybody's got to earn
a place," Penn head coach Lois
Ashley said. "Not one of (the
Quakers] has proven a thing on the
court this year."
But there was still this year in the
form of Yale for Penn to worry
about. The Quakers had hoped to
ease some of the pain of this long
season by beating the Elis, thereby
showing the rest of the Ivy League

Slopes, respect await Penn

Evaratt Clayton/Daily Pennaytvaman

Penn's Stewart Ballard (front) strokes a forehand on his way to a win

they have to get ready for the Intercollegiate Squash Championships that
will be held here beginning Friday.
After that, Penn will have a chance to
reflect on all that it has accomplished
this year, and what it will have to do
to maintain this newly-achieved
status.
"We proved a lot this year,"

Ballard said. "No one expected us to

beat the ranked teams we did. If we
can get some new people to come in
and fill the gaps that will be left by the
players graduating, the we can improve even more. We have great
facilities and a great coach, so
hopefully we'll get the people we need
to continue our success."

By WAYNE SALIT
This week one of Penn's teams is
competiting in a national championship, but most people on campus are
unaware of this event. The fact that
the Quaker women's ski team is competing in the National Collegiate Skiing Championships at Killington, Vt.
comes as a surprise to everyone, including the team members.
Penn's I5th-place finish yesterday
in the giant slalom was a disappiontment to the newly founded club, but
the Quakers are still in the running for
the slalom competition taking place
tomorrow.
The five Quaker skiers left
Philadelphia on Tuesday in a rented
van. This follows Penn's impressive
performance last weekend in the National Collegiate Ski Conference
Regionals at Tussey Mountain in
State College, Pa. . This week's competition consists of 16 of the most
talented collegiate ski teams from
around the country, including national powers Boston College and
believe it or not Santa Barbara
(Cal.). The Quakers, however, are not
frightened by these more experienced
and better financed teams.
"If we peak tomorrow, then we can
do very well (in the slalom], since we
have been doing better in it all season
long," freshman Maria Lindhe said
yesterday. "We really weren't able to
practice much this week because we
didn't have a lot of time between this
tournament and the Regionals."
Along with Lindhe, Penn will be
relying on its co-founder and captain

Morag Slesser, co-founder Petra

Stilton, freshman Ann-Gail Bregaines
and junior Sara Lang. The Quakers
have been practicing since early
January, and there has been
noticeable progress all season long.
"I think that Sara (Lang] and Gail
[Bregaines] have showed a great deal
of improvement so far," Lindhe said.
"In fact, I feel that we are doing extremely well for not having a team last
year."
The Quaker ski club exists on a
budget of only SI ,700 provided by the
Student Activities Council, which
must be divided up between both the
men's 'A', 'B' and 'C squads as well
as the women's 'A' team. As a result
most of the expense for this trip
food, lodging, lift tickets must be
paid for by the skiers themselves.
They even had to pay for the van
which they drove to Killington on
Tuesday. The team received $400
from the NCSA for qualifying for the
Nationals, but this money is hardly
enough to put a dent in the cost of this
tournament. However, even with their
lack of funding, the Quakers are optimistic about their future.
"We can do a lot better next season
after we get more practice," Lindhe
said. "We also need to get more
money. One way that we can do this is
to try an get sponsors from ski shops
in the area, and since we made the Nationals, that shouldn't be too difficult
to do."
Judging from Penn's accomplishment in such a short period of time,
the Quaker sponsors might just be
making a good investment.

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FEBRUARY 27, 1986

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CONTENTS
ON THE COVER
6/ The Great American Cookie War
Look out, grandma. The big cookie makers are
stealing Philly's sweet tooth and pocketbook. By
Mark Caw.
FEATURES
5/ Feat of Clay
Animator Will Vinton gives clay a new on-screen
life. By Amy Westfeldt.
8/ Lotto Losers
State lottery patrons see their dreams crushed by
onerous odds but keep on coming back for
more.By Andrew Chaikivsky. Photos by John
Sanger.
DEPARTMENTS
10/ MUSIC: Violent Femmes
The Milwaukee trio's third release treads on
Hallowed Ground as it hits the big time with a
little help from the group's friend, Talking Head
Jerry Harrison. By Aaron Caplan.
12/ FILM: The Hitcher and Terrorvision
Mother always warned that watching too much
T.V. and hitchhiking were bad for you. She was
right. By Stefan Litt and Francis Mao.
13/ THEATER: Let My People Come
Naked as the day it was born, Philly's version of
the sexual comedy celebrates its 2000th birthday.
By Ed Sussman and Chuck Cohen.
14/ BOOKS: Stephen Spender
A contemporary of the "lost generation" offers
the best of his lucid prose. Finally, poetry
brought down to earth from the lofty heights of
academia. By Scott Karambis.
15/ TUBE: Listings from Feb. 27 to March 5
EDITOR: Christopher Downey
FEATURE EDITOR: Ellen Flax
ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR: Abigail Abrash
ART DIRECTOR: Patricia Intriago
PHOTO EDITORS: Francis Cirdler and |ohn Sanger
DEPARTMENTS
SIDESTREETS: Carolyn WennWom
BOOKS/TV: Michelle Green
FILM: Paul Anderson
MUSIC: lacquelin Sufak
THEATER/ART: Peter Taback
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This Crummies business has

started me thinking about
all the aid music stuff.
After a year and a half of watching various groups "playing
for dollars." I have to say that,
though I'm impressed with the
results, the Band Aid spin-offs
leave something to be desired.
The sheer number of Band
Aid imitations of one kind or
another have been mindboggling: U.S.A. for Africa.
Farm Aid, Live Aid. Northern
Lights, Fashion Aid (can't you
just imagine Jerry Hall and
some hunk male model doing a
strip tease act to "State of
Shock?") Next thing you know,
they'll have Bang Aid with
W.A.S.P. at the head of the
heavy metal pack.
''Do They Know It's
Christmas?" turned out to be a
great song, but the accompanying documentary shed a new
light on the state of the music
business today. The sight of
these individuals straining for
those high notes was enough to
make me and my friends want
to donate our extra cash to a
"Help the Artists Learn to
Sing" Fund. Boy George was
just an embarassment. He's one
of the reasons all those sound-^
mixers are making millions. In
fact, Paul Young and, I'm sorry
to say, George Michael were the
only crooners who
demonstrated real talent in the
vocals department.
The Band Aid release
despite its flaws was a moving piece but most of the muck
that's followed has been ghastly. If you're going to make such
an effort to help others, why not
start by recording a listenable
album?
At this point, if I hear "We
Are The World" one more time,
I'll be ill. On my travels abroad,
I heard this little gem in at least
four or five different countries,
including Yugoslavia. It's great
to see that the rest of the world
has jumped on the Ethiopian
Famine Relief band wagon, as
difficult as it may be to actually
pay cash for such a feeble
album.
I have to give all those
American artists credit for wanting to help out, but there certainly isn't any excuse for the
utterly mediocre tune which
they all apparently slaved so
hard over. Also, let's not forget
that, as any college student can
tell you, all-nighters are a fact of
life. For 30 rockers to pull one is
not so extraordinary.
Who thought up those lyrics
anyway? Maybe I'm being too
sensitive, but "We are the
world?" Gome on. If people in
the Third World had doubts
before as to our
fascist/imperialist desires,
they're certainly gone now.
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easily by anyone inclined to
take pop music seriously.
Though I guess with such
modest personalities as.Michael
Jackson, those words just came
naturally.
The spirit of raising money
through rock has managed to ignite non-English speaking
musicians as well. There's a
group in Italy now called
Squallor. Not only do they make
a total farce of the whole aid
business, but they manage to
make fools of themselves as
well.
Being the crafty devils that
they are. all these semi-mutant
Italian singers got together a la
U.S.A. for Africa to record an
anthem called "U.S.A. for Italy." They got a Michael Jackson
look-alike, some greasy David
Crosby-types and this midget.
The lyrics are to the point
"Mandaci denari," or in simple
English. "Send us money."
What an ingenious idea, huh?
The "Sun City" protest is the
only spin-off yet that has been

truly on a level with the excellence of Band Aid. The

theme song, video, and album
are so inspirational that Little
Steven's questionable motives
for organizing the Artists
Against Apartheid aren't
important.
My one major gripe with this
whole business is that these
guys seem to be forgetting
where they came from and what
they actually do for a living. If
musicians would take a little
time to do a good job instead of
throwing together some half
assed compilation, maybe then
we could respect their efforts
more. Not to mention the fact
that then there would be a
reason to buy the album other
than to support the particular
c.use.
Bitching aside, I suppose
when it all comes down to it.
Bob Geldof and the others have
given us a little faith in our
fellow man. They've proven
'what a strong and uniting force
rock music is and that maybe it
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Word on the Street

Mall of justice
Judges push plush palace
By Edward Sussman
Around 1970. mega-malls
began springing up in
suburbs all across
America. Under one roof, an
average family could load up on
groceries, buy lawn furniture
and have the dog cleaned. People liked the idea of one-stop
shopping and were willing to
sacrifice small town charm for
mass convenience.
Apparently, the one-stop
shopping idea has found
another cadre of supporters
among Philadelphia's law enforcement crowd this time in
the form of a proposal to create
an all-purpose $165 million
Criminal Justice Center. But instead of a Saks Fifth Avenue,
the Center would have cushy
court chambers, and in place of
a movie theater, the district attorney would have a nice office
too. And topping off the Center
will be a thoroughly modem
holding facility for prisoners
awaiting trial with a view.
All strictly first class, explaining perhaps why City Council
member Joan Specter describes
the project as a "Taj Mahal for
judges."
The complex would be on
13th and Arch streets, right in
the middle of Center City and
just a stone's throw from City
Hall. In fact, the Center would
be 24 feet shorter than the statue
of William Perm which caps lofty City Hall, and represents the
traditional height limit for all
Philadelphia buildings. On
paper it sounds kind of nice.
Add this need together with
the clout of well-placed judges
and the good public relations
that magically accompanies the
construction of a new prison
facility, and you've got what
seems to be a political bonanza.
A real-life shiny tribute to law
and order and the American
way that any politician would
be proud to point to come election day.
At least that's the way Mayor
W. Wilson Coode saw it when
he went before the zoning board
and asked them to grant a few
waivers from the city's planning code for the project. The
trouble is, the new facility uses
up a lot of space, about 40 percent more space, or an extra
120.000 square feet, than the
code would normally allow on
the lot. But zoning boards are
political animals and are allowed to overlook a few minor
details like building standards,
for the good of the city. Appointed by the Mayor, they tend
to satisfy his requests. Waiver
granted.

But not everything kept going

along so smoothly. Once the architects' plans were released, it
became clear that all that bulk
squeezed next to City Hall
would be an unwelcome intrusion into a crowded Center City.
It's too tall, it's too massive, and
it costs too much, the detractors
claim. Worst of all. they say, it's
uglyEdmund Bacon, the man who
headed the City Planning Commission for 21 years before leaving in 1970, calls the plans for
the Center "monstrous." He
says the building would cause
"the clear destruction of the
total image of Philadelphia."
Today's City Planning Commision, which has only advisory
powers to the Mayor, agreed.
They told the city administration to go back to the drawing
boards.
And then some of The site of the proposed Criminal Justice Center
Philadelphia's most prominent
architects and planners stepped
"He acted like it was his own Or maybe even leaving the Karen Warrington. says it leaves
in to sue the zoning board.
idea to mitigate the height and
Center the way it is proposed. him with a "tough decision"
One of those architects is bulk," Smith says. "The
"There's a goal in mind to keep he'll probably make some time
Gray Smith, a member of the presentation was insulting.
the building in scale," he says. next month.
Central Philadelphia Develop(Storonas) was clearly insulting "That can only be a goal. It
The smart money is betting
ment Corporation and past the intelligence of those there." can't be an absolute."
that the Mayor isn't about to
Where does that leave the build a mega-mall of justice, at
president of the American InThe problem, according to
Mayor? His press secretary. least not anymore.
stitute of Architects. Smith Smith, is that the Mayor's plan
entered into the suit as a plain- ners were unable to see the troutiff. "We claim that virtually ble with the Center without beevery stipulation in the criteria ing publicly lambasted. "There
for zoning variance was not
is a loosening of design stanadhered to." he says.
dards in general in this city,"
Perhaps most important from he says. "This administration
a design standpoint, Smith has the worse design standards
says, is the damage the Center of any administration the city of
would do to the Philadelphia Philadelphia has ever had. It
skyline. "It had the effect of doesn't understand what's goobliterating the view of the City ing on. They're most unHall Tower for lots and lots of sophisticated, and refuse to
the city," he maintains.
look to the public or design
Smith seems to believe that community."
the Mayor let politics and
Joe Storonas doesn't agree. "I
favoritism get in the way of don't think that the profesgood sense. "All the judges sionals in this department or the
Mayor or the City Planning
think it's the greatest thing
since sliced bread," he says.
Commision are doing things
"They want a new courthouse willy-nilly that are in conflict
no matter what it's like. They with the city plan." he says.
Don't you just love candid photography, the kind that
want it to be new, they want it
"It's very easy to say something
reveals people's true nature, catching them off-guard with
to be fancy, they want it to be but hard to implement it. The
their defensive posture down?
goals of this department are the
near their clubs."
Here Burt Reynolds Is caught by the photographic eye
As the fury of the protest goals of the City Planning Comas he takes a big bite out of a pair of personalized sadmision. We're not trying to
grew, so did the publicity. Suddenly the Mayor wasn't looking waste city taxpayer dollars."
dlebags. What a kidder Burt was back in '75 when he
so good. The result? A complete
"What you're talking about is
wasn't bald and his movies still made money.
a fairly monumental effort," he
about-face.
To win a free dinner for two at Troy's restaurant be the
The city administration call- adds. "We have to determine
first person to answer this question: What gap-toothed
ed a public meeting last week whether or not it's a feasible opbombshell co-starred with Burt in the film printed here
and invited lots of press. The tion. It sounds on the surface
in leather?
Mayor showed up with Joseph
like it's a good idea, but once
As an extra credit bonus, how many moving, fouryou
start
evaluating,
it's
more
Storonas. the Project Director
wheeled vehicles were destroyed in the production of this
for the Department of Public complicated."
movie?
Property, and had a surprise for
Does that mean the Center has
Call 243-9921 today between 5 and 5:11 with the
everyone. No longer, he says,
been nixed? Not quite. Accoranswer.
was he so sure about the Center.
ding to Storonas. his office is
He had instructed Storonas to
looking into reducing the
Thank you for paying by mail.
take another look at the plans Center's size, or expanding to
D
and present .all the available op- another lot, or breaking up the
Prize provided by Troy's restaurant.
project onto several other sites.
tions by March.
J4TH STREET

FEBRUARY .17... 1966. / 3.. *

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SideStreets
You're a Fred of mine
Society promotes positive image for Freds
By Robbie Schwartz
There are many people who
have been ridiculed
because of their names, but
Fred Daniel is one man who is
doing something about it.
Daniel is the founder of the
Fred Society, which he
describes as "an organization of
Freds, for Freds, trying to promote a positive image for the
name Fred."
According to Daniel, "F'reds
are looked on in a strange light.
They are often used in advertising as the bumbler. Two examples are Fred Flintstone.
from the cartoon The Flintstones, and Fred Mertz. from
the / lx>ve Lucy show."
"The idea for the Fred Societ ty came out of my frustration of
f being a Fred." Daniel says.
j "Kids always made fun of my
name. It even sounds funny
J phonetically. Frreeedd."
i Although Daniel claims that
^ there is a need for his society of
1350 members, he realizes that
2 other groups get it much worse
'""It's all for fun," says Daniel.
"We're trying to have a good
time, but also make people

Fred Flintstone: Not a good role model for fledgling Freds

more aware of the name Fred."

There are no dues in the Fred
Society, and as of yet there has
not been a meeting, but Daniel
still feels that the idea is cati liing on quickly. Based in
California, the Society has
received phone calls from the
Hast Coast, the Midwest,
Canada and Mexico.
Soon, however, Daniel plans
to organize a Fred Fest. "We'll
have Fred-related events, swap
Fred experiences, and share
stories about how our name has
been maligned." Daniel says.
He also plans to publicize his
"Fredrobilia." which includes
such items as T-shirts and
bumper stickers.
"People expect the name
'Fred' to be written with the letters all crooked and the 'e*
backwards." he says. "Our Tshirts. though, will say 'The
Fred Society' and will be very
classy. The bumper stickers say
things like. Better Fred Than
Dead' and 'Name Your Next
Child Fred.' We're trying to
promote Fredness."
Daniel maintains that 80 percent of the Freds that he has
spoken to feel that it's a name

for clowns, but several

Philadelphian Freds seem to
feel differently. A random
sampling of Freds in the
Philadelphia phonebook indicated that not all Freds are objects of public ridicule.
Fred Armstrong feels that
"everybody likes a Fred. My
last name is Armstrong and people make fun of that, but no
one's ever made fun of Fred."
he says. Although he's never
had a problem with his name.
Armstrong thinks that the
Society is a good idea and
wouldn't mind joining.
Fred Smith, however, would
not consider banding together
with fellow Freds. "It's a nice
name. I've never been kidded
about it." he says. Smith has no
interest in becoming a member
of the Fred Society because it is
"irrelevant."
Some Freds, although not the
targets of malicious comments,
receive their share of affectionate teasing. As Fred Klein
relates, "It doesn't bother me,
but my wife has made fun of it."
As for the Society, Klein says.
"It's one of those things we can
do with or without."
*

Nocturnal nostalgia
MTV's Nickelodeon is no gift horse
ByChristophet^prigman

If you remember the Monkees

and Mr. Ed. then MTV Networks. Inc. wants you. In an
effort to capture the viewing attention of America's postadolescents. Nickelodeon.
MTV's kiddie channel, has
launched a new all-night program appropriately called .V;i k
at Night.
The vital appeal of Nick at
Night is nostalgia. From 8 p.m.
to 6 a.m. daily, yesterday's kids
are treated to a steady diet of
venerable TV fare. Some of the
more well-known offerings include My Favorite Martian, The
Monkees. Route 66. My Three
Sons, Lassie, and Dennis the
Menace.
Nick at Night has proven
popular with those viewers who
set their own bedtime. Having
previously offered 13 hours of
daily programming ending at 8
p.m.. Nickelodeon wanted to
expand to a 24 hour schedule,
but needed to find some sort of
programming that would appeal to the older, late-night
viewing audience.

As Jennifer Lerner, manager

of program publicity at MTV explains. "Nickelodeon wanted to
create a program for the TV
generation. It had to be fun. irreverent, upbeat, and extremely
clever."
The directors of Nick at Night
subsequently opted for a
specific blend of programming
to fulfill this aim. Program
presentation was carefully
outlined there was to be no
standard syndicated fare. Ellen
Morgenstern. a press relations
agent for MTV. says the producers selected an off-beat mix
of shows to attract a wider
audience.
"The programs we choose for
Nick at Night have a certain element of camp to them." she
says. "In fact, the first hour of
the program is called Camp

Nickelodeon,

which is a

periodically changing series

tied together with unique and
amusing interstitial programming you know, those little
short spots, like on MTV."
Nick at Night, which started
broadcasting July 1. 1985. has
already garnered over 17
million subscribers, and this
early momentum shows no

, 4 / 34TH STREET

FEBRUARY 27 1986

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signs of slowing down. According to Lerner. Nick at Night

has been "incredibly wellreceived."
Nick at Night also screens uncut versions of classic movies.
Movies are bunched together into "theme weeks," such as Men
in Tights Week, which features
pirate and swashbuckling
movies. Other themes include
Rhythm in Wartime, a week of
World War II musicals: Rags to
Riches, a collection of Horatio
Alger-esque films: and. for all
the Humphrey Bogart fans, a
Watching the Detectives series,
which showcases various detective flicks. Each theme week is
promoted by on-the-air spots,
which are reminiscent of the
short blurbs on MTV.
Now that Nickelodeon has
captured the attention of the TV
generation, their advertising
has altered to accomodate this
older audience.
"Sugar-coated breakfast
cereals are out,'' says
Morgenstern. "So are most
toys. I guess you could say that
the ads we run reflect the new
audience Nick at Night has attracted. So, if General Motors is
an appropriate advertiser, fine.
1 i i i Mln
I .1. ' I

Mr. Ed stays up way past his barntime on Nick at Night

Cable TV does reach more affluent homes, and due to Nick
at Nights success we have no
problems attracting advertisers," she says.
However, potential
Philadelphia viewers of Nick at

m.

Night are in for a disappointment. Philadelphia, the fourth

largest city in the nation, still
does not have cable TV. For
now. those in search of a blast
from the past will have to settle
for the rerun offerings on local
stations.
*

Feat of Clay
miniature background.

Clay animator Will Vinton

By Amy Westfeidt
Tie Adventures of Mark Twain, a fantasy
film which opened February 14 in area
theaters, is more than your average
family-oriented flick.
Instead, the film offers the audience a new
viewing experience claymation, or clay
animation. Mark Twain, an imaginary account
of the life of author Samuel Clemens, is the
first feature film to be entirely clay animated.
Animator Will Vinton, the director-producerclaymationist behind the film, has developed
die process of filming clay figures and making
them appear animated. "I. in a way, sort of
invented it," Vinton says. "The sophistication
of the process is really our own creation."
In the past, his "creations" merited an
Academy Award. In 1975, his animated shortsubject film. Closed Mondays, won the prestigious award. He has also received four other
Oscar nominations, including one for his first
feature-length film, last year's Return to Oz.
CLAYMATION is the registered trademark of
Vinton's production company. Will Vinton
Productions, Inc. In addition to his film
credits, Vinton created and directed the John
Fogerty video. Vanz Kant Danz. Vinton's claymation can also be seen in commercials,
including the Kentucky Fried Chicken's chicken burger advertisements.
Vinton says he first became interested in
clay design work at the University of California
at Berkeley, where he began as a physics
student and then changed to architecture and
film. He made several animated films in
college, and won an award for the film,
Culture Shock.
Vinton went on to work as a photographer
and as a commercial soundman editor. The
claymationist also produced industrial
documentaries and live-action short animated
films. Some of Vinton's most popular works
include Rip Van Winkle (1978), The Creation
(1981), and The Great Cognito (1982).
The Adventures of Mark Twain is 90
minutes long and took three and one-half years
to complete. Vinton is the film's director,
producer, editor, cinematographer. animator
and special photographic effects expert.
Vinton estimates that on a good day of work,
his crew finishes 240 frames of film, or 10
seconds of screen time. Claymationists make
an average of 24 changes in a clay scene for
each second of film, or 130.000 changes for the
entire movie.
Claymation animators produce their films
with stop-motion shooting, the method
normally used to shoot animated films. Vinton
and his crew photograph eight-inch, clay characters one frame at a time in front of a

Vinton says that he and his staff of 22

both create the clay scenery and
animate the characters. "It's a whole
crew of people. It's a rewarding process," he
says. "You perform with your hands, you
execute a scene it's like magic."
"Clay is a superior substance for animation,
one which is malleable and doesn't harden.
Characters can show a range of emotion as
well as change from one shape into another,"
he says.
Vinton says he is continually trying to
improve the claymation process. "We have
consciously tried to refine our characters over
the years," he says, "refining their movement
and expression."
The animator explains that his company now
uses brass and lead armatures to support the
clay characters. "We've gone through a lot of
different armatures. We went from crummy
wire armatures to sophisticated nylon-andsteel, ball-and-socket armatures, back to very
sophisticated wire armatures," he says.
Barry Bruce, the film's principal character
designer, says that the new armatures give the
filmmakers greater flexiblity. "This system is
screwed together with set-screws, so that we
can remove and replace any one of the
portions individually; either, after a scene is
finished and we realize that the arm or leg is
wearing out, or actually in the middle of the
scene," he says.
The clay used for claymation is ordinary raw
modeling clay purchased off the shelf. Animators then melt, color and mold the clay to suit
the needs of the filmmaker.
Since The Adventures of Mark Twain took
so long to complete, the claymationists must
pay particular attention to the clay's color
consistency throughout the film. For instance,
the clay used for Becky Thatcher's brown hair
needs to maintain the same color during the
entire 90-minute film.
Color charts are used by Vinton's
company, with base colors and additives,
to help maintain color consistency from
the first frame of any character's color to the
last. Also, a lot of the clay is recycled. Most of
the clay Vinton uses comes from a bulk
supplier in California, although some is
purchased from Florence, Italy.
The scenes in Vinton's production are

completely constructed in clay. His characters'

eyes, made out of plastic beads, are the only
non-clay objects in the film. If Vinton needs
scenery such as grass or trees, he constructs
them out of clay.
The tools used in claymation are ordinary
sculpting tools. The animators never use their
fingers to sculpt their characters, as fingerprints can change the size of characters and
scenery.
Vinton's animators add broken walnut shells
and sand to the clay in order to give it texture
and a realistic quality.
The Adventures of Mark Twain has been
advertised as a family film. However, Vinton
thinks it can appeal to a wider audience. "The
distributor has chosen to position the film as a
family film, but I feel that it is fairly sophisticated," he says. "It has a humor and wit that
requires sophistication; I hope it finds a more
adult audience, like college students."
"It's an original fantasy about the fantasy
account of Mark Twain's life." Vinton says.
"In the film, he has a rendezvous with
Halley's Cornel." In fact, Clemens was born
and died between two appearances of Halley's
Comet.
"It's a fantasy loosely based on that concept
filled with a lot of humor and wit and cynicism." Vinton says.
The Adventures of Mark Twain is written by
Vinton's wife, Susan Shadburne and features
the voice of actor )ames Whitmore as Mark
Twain.
In the film. Mark Twain declares that he was
born at the same time as the comet and wants
to end his life when the comet reappears.
Twain then decides to pilot a ship to carry him
halfway around the world to meet the comet.
"The comet is like a vehicle to take him to
the hereafter," says Vinton. "We used the
story Tom Sawyer Abroad, in which Tom and
Huck Finn stow away on a fantastic airship, as
a departure point for the film."
Now that Mark Twain is finished, Vinton is
waiting for popular approval. And even if
people don't come out in droves to the theaters, he at least has strong family support for
his work.
"For the first phase of my work, my dad
always wanted me to quit filmmaking and get
a job," he remembers. "That's pretty typical of
parents. And then I won an Academy Award
and he said, 'Well, maybe there's something to
this.' "

34TH STREET

FEBRUARY 27, 1986 /5

The Great
American
Cookie War
By Mark Caro
The first bag of morsels
appeared in 1939 with a
recipe on the back for
Nestle Toll House Cookies.
Since then, milk and cookies have
defined the word "wholesome."
(Grandmas and moms bake them
with love. Cartoon elves make
them with magic. And little |oey
reaches for the top shelf in the
kitchen, his tongue wagging out of
the corner of his mouth, as he tries
to get his stubby fingers on the
elusive Cookie jar. On the TV
behind him, the Cookie Monster
demands: "Cooookiieee!"
The American public apparently
feels the same way. Over the last
several years, hundreds of cookie
shops, charging as much as $8 per
pound, have popped up in malls
and on busy streets across the
country. In Philadelphia, cookie
outlets line* Chestnut and South
Streets, and many stores specializing in other items, such as Hillary's
and Steve's Ice Cream, have added
warm cookies to their standard
fare.
Cookies are no longer solely the
domain of grannies and elves. And
as in any situation involving big
business and a lot of dough, the
story is becoming as bitter as it is
sweet. The public may have
created its own cookie monster.
The cookie wars' two superpowers, in terms of quality, are
generally considered to be Mrs
Fields Cookies and David's Cookies. Debbie (Mrs) Fields opened her
first store in Palo Alto, California in

1977. Now she is 29 years old, and

300 Mrs Fields stores are sprinkled
across the country. The company
plans to open another 100 over the
next year; Philadelphia is one of
the targeted cities.
John Rettie. assistant to the president of Mrs Fields Cookies, attributes the company's success to its
overall philosophy as well as the
high-quality cookies.
"It's that warm cookies-feeling
and friendly atmosphere," Rettie
says. "Our people believe in what
we're doing here. We're a people
company," He adds that each
worker received a Christmas card
signed by Debbie Fields.
"We never refer to them as
employees," he says. "They're
'team members.' We like to think of
ourselves as a big team."
Suddenly, a chorus of "Happy
Birthday" erupts in the background of the Park City. Utah
headquarters. Rettie joins in and
then explains that they were singing to a Mrs Fields outlet over the
phone.
"We teach our people to have
fun." he says. "It's not unusual to
walk by and find people singing in
a Mrs Fields store."
Mrs Fields' recipe "is a trade
secret," Rettie says, adding that it
uses more chocolate than flour and
all natural ingredients. "They're
served warm, so they're soft and
chewy. Any cookie that is more
than two hours old becomes a
'cookie orphan' and is given to
charity."
David Liederman scorns the
warm and happy image of Mrs
Fields Cookies. "Everything is not

Out of Grandma's kitchen and

into the corporate boardroom,
the chips are up for the nation's
biggest cookie makers

sweetness and light in that

company, as they like to project,"
says Liederman, who founded
David's Cookies in Manhattan in
June 1979.
He contends that Mrs Fields'
chips are down following the resignations of the company's second
and third highest ranking officials.
"Four of their five regional vice
presidents are looking for jobs.
Three of them have applied directly to us." he says, adding that his
company receives between one and
three applications from Mrs Fields
managers each day.
Liederman adds that the image of
young Debbie Fields running the
company is false. "The company is
run by |husband| Randy Fields. He
finances it. Randy is as calculating
a businessman as they come.
"I think Randy is a very difficult
person to work for." he adds. "He
is very pompous. He doesn't give
an inch to anyone's creativity. He
wants it all his way."
Liederman rates Mrs Fields
Cookies second best,
followed by cookies from
less expensive chains such as the
Original Cookie Factory and the
Great American Chocolate Chip
Company. David's Cookies are
currently sold at 171 locations,
including 12 in Japan, and Liederman says the number of outlets
should be up to 350 by the year's
end. Cookies cost between $5.95
and $8 per pound, depending on
the store.
"We're at the top of the heap
the premium cookie at the
premium price. We are the richest

cookie. We are the cookie with the

most chocolate, and people like
that," he says, noting that his
cookies contain three times as
much chocolate as flour and twice
as much butter as flour.
He also asserts that he uses
higher quality butter and chocolate
than Mrs Fields. David's gets its
chocolate from Switzerland, while
Mrs Fields commissions an American company. "Anybody who
knows anything about chocolate
will say that the best is made in
Switzerland," he says.
Liederman adds that the baking
methods also differ. David's Cookies are baked at a high temperature
for a short period of time, so the
outside becomes crystalized, the
inside soft and chewy. Mrs Fields
Cookies are cooked longer at a
lower temperature. Liederman
terms the competition "more
doughy."
"Basically what Fields is doing
is selling raw dough," he says.
"It's kind of like steaming cookies.
The eggs coagulate with the sugar,
which coagulates with the butter. It
has the shape, but it's not cooked
throughout."
Debbie Fields is less than thrilled
or surprised by Liederman s
assessment of her company. "More
of David's nasty comments," she
sighs. "This is not new to me.
David has made many very negative comments about myself and
my company in the past, but we
have never made negative
comments about him. Obviously,
that's the way he sees the world.
We see it very differently in terms
of quality, people and

Gourmet

cookie
emporiums
cater to
the city's

OF PWl

insatiable
sweet tooth
management.
"We view our great competition
not as David's Cookies but as
ourselves," she adds. "When we
do something right, we feel pride.
My view of David is that he is a
gentleman who brings to the party
a different cookie and a different
way of doing business, and he's
been very successful at it."
But Fields objects to his verbal
attacks. "I don't think it's appropriate to make the kind of statements he makes because, one,
they're not true, and two, these
allegations don't make me feel
good. They make me feel bad. And
because I'm a woman in business,
and I'm emotional, and I don't
think it's a nice thing for other
people to do."
Fields says Liederman's allegations on who runs the company are
dismissible "because they're simply not true," she says. "(Also), our
standards on quality are exceptionally high."
Rettie notes that Mrs Fields
Cookies contain AA Grade butter as
well as high quality chocolate from
the California-based company
Blommer. He also rejects Liederman's description of the Mrs Fields
baking process. "The cookie is
cooked. Ours are soft and chewy
throughout. They are cooked. The
Health Department does not allow
raw cookies."
Mrs. Fields and David's have yet
to bring their battle to Philadelphia, although David's Cookies
are now being sold at Steve's Ice
Cream. Nonetheless, the local
competition has heated up.

Since late spring 1985. the

left display window of
Skinz, a trendy punk/
European retail store, has been an
outlet for Famous 4th Street Cookies. Named "Best of Philly" by
Philadelphia magazine for the past
seven years, the cookies first
became available at the Famous
Deli at 4th and Bainbridge Streets
in 1977. Now 15 outlets sell
Famous cookies in Philadelphia,
Washington and down the New
Jersey shore.
Skinz owner Saul Shapiro says
he started selling Famous's
product "because they're the best
cookies; there was no place to get
them at night." As with David's.
Famous outlets receive the dough
from the company's headquarters,
and the cookies are freshly baked
on location. Famous and most
other cookie outlets also use allnatural ingredients. But Famous
does not use specially made
chocolate.
"We use Hershey's chocolate."
says David Auspitz. owner of the
Famous Deli and Famous 4th Street
Cookie Company. "Just to use a
'name' chocolate is like putting a
Rolls Royce grill on a Volkswagen.
We use Hershey's because it blends
with our recipe."
Auspitz agrees with Philadelphia
magazine's assessment of his family recipe. "To David's there is no
comparison whatsoever. They're
just flat little things. They're
greasy. They're flat, greasy little
cookies."
Auspitz and Shapiro will have to
hope that most people agree
because Bob Tilla. manager of

"Steve's 3919 Walnut Street location, says the ice cream chain plans
to open another branch at 4th and
South Streets, on the same block as
Skinz. This branch will also sell
David's Cookies.
But Shapiro hardly thinks his
product wiH be battered by the
competition. "I wouldn't be
concerned if they were next door."
he says. "I would put my cookies
next to David's Cookies any day of
the week." He just hopes the
public is as discerning. "Obviously
you don't want a cookie store to
be next to your cookie store."
"Cookies are happenin'," he
adds. "People are getting into it
because it's a busy business."
But the street sales apparently
have not translated into fewer
cookies made at home. Kathy
Kelly, manager of public relations
for Nestle Foods Corporation, says
sales of Nestle morsels have "definitely increased" over the past few
years. Nestle currently sells more
than 90 million bags of chocolate
chips each year.
"People grew up on Toll House
cookies, and they never stopped
liking them." Kelly says. "Buying
them in stores is just another way
of having them."
She adds that Nestle has sold
more than 1,350.000.000.000,000
morsels since 1939. It sells 168
million morsels each day; in addition, more than 150 million pounds
of Nestle Toll House cookies are
eaten each year. "If you laid each
of theToll House cookies made each
year end to end, they would circle
the earth more than 10 times',"
Kelly says.
The Original Cookie Company

has two outlets within five blocks

on Chestnut Street and another in
the Gallery. David Orr. the
company's advertising coordinator, says that more than 170
branches in 28 states are scattered
across the country and another 40
are planned for this year. "It's an
impulse item," he says. "1 think
they still may be baking cookies at
home, but when they're in the
mall, it's an impulse. The aroma is
very difficult to pass up."
Jeff Prince, senior director of the
National Restaurant Association,
cites the growing phenomenon of
"grazing" to explain the escalation
of the cookie wars. People are
eating more small meals a day, he
says. "In response to this, you're
seeing all kinds of specialty stores
developing. There's a growing
demand for high quality food that
can be carried away. These cookies
are high quality.
"The demand for convenience
today is stupendous." he adds,
noting that the demand comes
primarily from "baby boomers."
"They want to go home to their
VCRs. and they want to have fine
food, but they don't want to cook.
At this point, people are willing to
pay for convenience."
"It doesn't have to be grandma
any more; it just has to be quality,"
Prince says.
So are the fresh-baked cookie
stores on the verge of putting
granny out of business?
"Absolutely not. dear. I'm not
stopping baking. I think I've got
five or six kinds in my freezer right
now. They haven't put me out of
business," says Adeline Boshes, a
Chicago-based grandmother.

UARY27, 1986 if

Lotto
Losers
Searching
for the
American
dream,
many state
lottery
patrons
wind up
broke and back
on
the ticket line
By Andrew Chaikivsky
Photos by John Sanger
A dreary Friday afternoon in West Philadelphia finds
"Bake" shuffling through the puddled streets to the
convenience store on the corner. He walks over to the
small booth located in the front of the store, picks up three
lottery forms, and scribbles off six out of the possible 40 numbers in
a random fashion.
"See this." he says, taking out a wrinkled pink brochure from his
coat pocket. "This got all the numbers they already picked in Lotto
since day one." On his last form, he choses the six most frequently
drawn numbers in Lotto history.
"This is it. I can feel it. man." he whispers, kisses his form, then
hands over a crisp $20 bill, hoping that his numbers will be the ones
that land him the $3 million dollar jackpot. "Somebody's going to
win tonight. Somebody always does. Tonight it's going to be me."
But the chances are excellent that "Bake." along with millions of
other lottery players, will come up empty, returning to the same
store on Monday morning with new numbers and new money.
The Pennsylvania lottery is presently comprised of four games.
The winners can gain anywhere from a couple of dollars to a lifetime
pension. The most popular game is Lotto, which has a minimum
jackpot of $1 million. This game alone had over $500 million in
sales last year. When all four games of chance are combined, the
state netted a whopping $1,236,025,399 in fiscal year 1984-85.
By law, the Lottery must provide 30 percent of every dollar for
benefit programs and 40 percent on prizes. Last year, 43 percent of
lottery proceeds supported programs for Pennsylvania's senior
citizens.
While millions of senior citizens benefit from the lottery, some
maintain that this revenue boom is creating a gambling monster.
Tom Murgitroyde. a certified addiction counselor and president of
the Council of Compulsive Gambling in Pennsylvania, says. "The
legalization of gambling acts as a greater lure to people. A lot of
them would not gamble if it was illegal. Also, if you reduce the
{trice of the ticket, it opens up the lottery to more people. They are
uring the poor into the net."
Murgitroyde adds that the Pennsylvania Lottery's greatest offense
is its failure to contribute any of the profits for compulsive gambling
;
uJ

clinics. "They're milking the money away from the public." he

says. "Other states in the area with legalized gambling, such as New
York and New Jersey, support gambling clinics. But in Pennsylvania, they take the money from the people but don't give anything in
return."
Robert Cassoway, executive director of the state House of
Representatives' finance committee, says the state does not
have a responsibility to the gamblers. "The benefits the
players get are the jackpots," he says. "We don't have to support or

'At first it was just $10 here, $10

there, but later I almost went crazy
with it. Any money I got my hands on
went straight to the lottery/
reward them otherwise."
"It's the law that the money goes to the senior citizens." he adds.
"They are the group with clout. Don't ask me why. . .I'm just a
person who does his job."

D
"Bill," who has been playing the Pennsylvania Lotto since its
introduction in 1977, continues to gamble $30 dollars a week
estimating that he has lost a total of $11,000 on the lottery. "Some
people buy drugs, my habit is the lottery." he says. "I used to play
the street numbers, but sometimes they don't pay you (when you
win]. Pennsylvania Lotto does; it's legal."
"When I lose, I feel bad. I feel real bad. I'm a bad loser," he adds.
Jem. another $30-a-week-customer, says. "When I lose, I say that
the money went to the state for the senior citizens. At least that's
some consolation."
"Wilbur," supports a $60 a week gambling habit. "I've played in
every drawing since it started," he boasts, "and I've probably won
around $1 500. I don't feel great when I lose, but I see it more like a
charity Id rather spend my money here then go to the bar and drink
up. And when I win the big one. I'm going to find me a nice place
to stay."
"Maybe some weeks I don't have enough money to pay the rent,
so 111 put my dollar down, and if I'm lucky. I'll win some to pay for
my room," he adds. Wilbur figures that he has lost over $24 000 on

4-1-1

Although she admits the money was quickly spent the first year,
Pierce says that she has since settled down to a comfortable life. "I
mean, we're not millionaires yet. My husband still works for United
Parcels Service." Since her first check, Pierce has purchased a
10-acre home in Bethel, a Toyota Station Wagon, a Cadillac Seville,
a Dodge Caravan, a 1969 Ford Mustang as a graduation gift for her
son, as well as a color television and a trip to Hawaii. Her Portugese
water dog breeding business has boomed and she now attends over
100 shows a year. "Life's a lot nicer now," she adds.

6-3-0-8
ED BY PA lOTTIA*

the state's lottery, which proudly claims that it surpassed all other
North American lotteries in annual sales in 1984-85.
Money that doesn't end up in state coffers goes into the pockets of
lucky players. Winners last year received 48 percent of the money
earned by the lottery, or roughly $619 million. One of the winners,
Eleanor Pierce, a former bank manager, received more than $1.3
million in a February, 1983 drawing. "I started playing Lotto around
August of 1982, putting down about $15 a week or so. The main
reason why I started was because I wanted to quit my job and breed
Portugese water dogs full time," she says.
As to whether she had a strategy in choosing the numbers, Pierce
says. "I always played the same set of numbers, usually birthday
combinations, but I always played only $15 a week, never more than
that. I was never much of a gambler, and I don't see the lottery as
gambling. I mean, all the profits go to the senior citizens."
Yet for six months, Pierce had little luck with her numbers,
but she says she never felt discouraged. "Buying a ticket
each week was an uplifting experience. So what if I didn't
win, there was always next week," she says. Since her jackpot win,
Pierce has continued to play the lottery, winning an additional
$24,600. "I stick with the same numbers." she adds, "they have
been very good to me."

In the West Philadelphia store, the lottery players line up to

deposit their Lotto tickets for the big drawing. Shouts of hope fill the
air, as customers voice their confidence in their number selections.
"Beth" quietly waits in line, clutching her ticket and money, as if
it will bring added luck. "I really need luck. Maybe one day I'll
win. It's like a secret dream I have." she says. "I go home, sit in
front of the television with my numbers every F'riday, and then I
start saying, Please, please let it be me.' But it never is. Then I go
eat a lot."
"It's always a big letdown. Sometimes I even think it's all fixed,
but I feel good doing something I like," she adds.
"I spend about $3 a week." she says, which adds up to $1,425
lost during the past nine years. "But I can stop anytime I want to.
really I can," she says. A man, also waiting in line, turns to her and
asks, "Then why don't you, lady?"
Beth quickly answers, "I can control it. It's a challenge. I know
someday I'm going to win. I don't know when, so I got to keep
playing it. Tonight, I'm going to win."
Outside the store, the rain begins to come down more heavily, as
"Bo" trudges along the sidewalk. "I can't play anymore. 1 don't
have enough money." he says. "Used to be that I could put down
about $50 or $60. now it's just not like that."
After a spell with illegal gambling. Bo decided to If his hand at
the legal lottery. "At first it was just $10 here. $10 there, but later I
was almost crazy about it. Any money I got my hands on went
straight to the lottery," Bo says. "I remember setting aside $20 for
my daughter's Chirstmas gift, but I spent it on the lottery, and lost it
all. What could I tell my kid then, that her father was a loser? Later,
it was like I had to gamble just because I wanted to get all that
money back. It was like revenge. "
Adds Bo. "The lottery ain't about charity or entertainment, it's all
about winning the big cash."

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FEBRUARY 27, 1986 /9

Street Music
Precious Femmes
Trio is eclectic yet coherent
Violent Femmes
The Blind Leading the Naked
Slash/Warner Bros.

By Aaron Caplan
Any respectable album by a
midwestern band strikes a
blow against the cultural
hegemony of the East coast.
With their third I. P.
Milwaukee's Violent Femmes
have done their homeland proud, creating an outstanding
album, unique and fresh, which
taps a variety of influences, yet
presents a coherent vision.
As the name suggests, the
Violent Femmes singer,
songwriter and guitarist Cordon
Cano, bassist and guitarist
Brian Ritchie and drummer Victor I)e Lorenzo love to explore the line between bitterness and optimism, contempt
and amusement. The Blind
Leading The Naked, produced
by Talking Heads guitarist )erry
Harrison, places the Femmes
solidly on the side of optimism
for the first time. The only nod
to the Femmes* morbid,
despondent days (which
dominated their second album.
Hallowed Cround) can be found
in the spacey "Candlelight

Song/'
This tightrope act first appears in "No Killing." What
starts as a plea against
militarism ends with a simple
"I need your love." The music,
meanwhile, has changed its
mood from bleak to joyous.
Cano defines a moral dilemma
along the way: "Y" know
there's good/and there's
evil/ and there's evil/ disguised
as good." Sifting the three apart
is the chore the Femmes assign
themselves for the rest of the
album.
Political evil is dealt with
summarily, in the 3t)-second
"Old Mother Reagan." who
"went to heaven/but at the
pearly gates she was stopped."
And in the album's only song
written and sung by Ritchie, the
anti-clerical rocker "I.ove & Me
Make Three," the Femmes attack one brand of evil disguised
as good: "Christ is crying/ outside your church door/ don't let
him in/ he'll get mud on the
floor."
The band's concept of good is
a bit harder to discern. But the
album's first single, a cover of
T. Rex's "Children of the
Revolution." gives a clue. This

There's something fishy going on with the Violent Femmes

exuberant march takes the "Heartache" and "Special" are
message of the Who's "Won't Femme-inized new wave dance
Cet Fooled Again" one step fur- tunes, while "Good Friend"
ther, insisting that you can't and "Two People" may be the
fool children of the revolution. best Lou Reed songs Lou Reed
"Children" is the only song on never wrote.
The Blind Leading The Naked
The Femmes' dominant style,
that approaches a commercial jaunty and aggressive nearlevel of slickness. Even so, it gospel, finds its happiest mocan still blast most anything off ment in "Faith." This altered
the album-oriented rock R * B tune represents the Femairwaves.
mes' roadmap to the future.
The Blind Leading the Naked Whatever you don't believe in,
also displays the Femmes' says Cano, be it cars or General
eclectic set of musical in- Motors, the president or the
fluences. "Cold Canyon" feels League of Women Voters, you
like a locomotive ride to the Old do need faith.
West, punctuated by Leo KotThis jubilant song is
tke's steely guitar and Ritchie remarkable in many ways.
twanging away on Jaw's harp. among them is its ability to in-

clude eight guest musicians and

still sound lean. Gano tips his
hat to Country Joe and the Fish
in this number with a singalong spelling of F-A-I-T-H,
followed by, "What's that
spell? What's that spell?"
Country Joe and the Fish are
an apt comparison. Both the
Fish in the late '60s, and the
Femmes, in what is turning into
the late '80s, employ country,
folk and blues elements in fun,
rowdy tunes. There is a
similarity in their messages as
well namely, that in
dangerous political times, what
can pull you through is a sense
of humor and a little love-thyneighbor good will.

Spectrum of sounds
The '60s revisited, a jaundiced Killdozer and no 'Heat'
Stan Ridgway: The Big Heal
(IRS). With his debut solo effort. Wall of Voodoo's former
lead singer Stan Ridgway ends
the three years of low profile
that accompanied his departure
from the band. On The Big
Heat, he continues to enunciate
sneeringly in the same fashion
that made Voodoo hits, primarily "Mexican Radio," such cult
favorites.
In keeping with Ridgway's
work with Stewart Copeland for
the movie Rumblefish. The Big
Heat, with its dreary musical
imagery, often sounds more like
a movie soundtrack than a conventional album.
Despite the aid of four different production teams and an
impressive roster of musical
recruits (including Gang of
Four's Hugo Burnham and the
Minutemen's Mike Watt), the
album rarely succeeds in
deviating from its atonal industrial rhythms. Even the
seemingly varied lyric topics,
ranging from the seedy strip
club descriptions in "Can't
Stop the Show" to the almost
romantic "Walking Home
Alone," are overcome by the
monotony of the music, and
lack the light sarcasm that colored earlier Voodoo albums.
Where Ridgway does display
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A ..a

some instrumental adeptness in

singing and playing guitar,
keyboards and harmonica on
the album, he tends to be
drowned out by a barage of textured synthesizers, as in the title track and "Pick it Up (and
Put it in Your Pocket)."
But there are some exceptions. "Drive. She Said" is a
hard-hitting and hilarious tale
of a cab driver who aids a
beautiful villain in her getaway.
"Camouflage," while not very
convincing in its portrayal of
the Vietnam War. offers a
welcome dose of tacky countrywestern that oddly resembles
the theme from "Rawhide."
For the most part, The Big
Heat provides plenty of
danceable background music,
but it lacks the musical and
lyric originality that marked
Stan Ridgway as an eccentric
character.
Allison Rose
Killdozer: Snake Boy (Touch
and Go). Killdozer. named after
the classic cult film in which a
meteorite turns a bulldozer into
a killing machine, are about as
unusual as their name implies.
And they certainly don't make
ordinary music.
Most of the songs on Snake
Boy. their first full-length LP.

FEBRUARY 27, 1986

rely on bass riffs, often in

unusual timings, with thinly
spread drums. Layered over that
are distorted and frenzied guitar
leads and gruff vocals.
The jaundiced lyrics reflect
the music stories of psychotic
killers, macho men, pathetic
losers, the sad enlightened and
the blissfully ignorant all,
more or less, "victims of society" in the Killdozer philosophy.
The song "Gone To Heaven."
for example, tells a story of a
man whose wife kills their
retarded child. The man is griefstricken because his child loved
him, but his wife never did. The
rhythm is awkward and driving
and the sparse instrumentation
is garnished with screams of
frustration.
A somewhat happier song,
"Going to the Beach," is sung
from the point of view of a child
who is thrilled that his family is
going out for a picnic: "Well
have fun. one and all." But the
tone of the music is dangerous,
almost satanic, as if Killdozer
knows something the family
does not.
"Burning House" is a
straightforward nightmare
about an Ed Gien-ish murderer
and "Fifty-seven" is about a
57-year-old man who. now that
his loving mother has died, has

The Pandoras pay homage to days gone by

no reason to live.
But for all their despair,
Killdozer thankfully do not
seem to take themselves too
seriously. Snake Boy's lyric
sheet contains diagrammed cartoons that mock and complement the lyrics to the songs.
Killdozer even give you their
address and invite you to stop
in for a beer if you're in the
neighborhood. Perhaps you
should take them up on it.
You'd be sure to have an extraordinary time.
Anthony Genaro
The Pandoras: Stop Pretending
(Rhino) The sound of a Farfisa
organ rises above a throbbing,
slithery beat while the lead
singer's throaty vocals reach a
crescendo in a gut-wrenching
scream. It's not the Grassroots,
or the Seeds, or any other '60s
garage band, but those guesses
aren't too far from wrong.
Instead, this wall of neopsychedelic sound is the work
of an LA.-based female four-

some, the Pandoras. Their latest

album. Stop Pretending, is an
entertaining homage to the
music of a bygone era.
The Pandoras' obvious influences include some of the
classic rock bands of the middle
to late '60s: ? and the
Mysterians, the Kingsmen, the
Who, Buffalo Springfield, the
McCoys and even the Yardbirds. The album is filled with
the sound of organs, harddriving guitars and harsh
vocals, all delivered with the
same sort of raw, unbridled
energy that typified much of the
music of this earlier period.
Tracks like "The Way It's
Gonna Be" and the album's first
single. "In and Out of My Life
(In a Day)," are typical of the
Pandoras' rough, yet enjoyable.
net).psychedelic sound. More
polished and pop-oriented cuts,
such as "Anyone But You" and
the title track, show that the
band is just as talented when
they aren't being loud and
raucous. There's a versatility to

Once bitten
'Mosquitos' escape Isle bars
By David Cohen
The Long Island club circuit
has produced precious few
major recording artists.
Years of endless commutes up
and down the Grand Central
Parkway often produce nothing
but frustration. But the Mosquitos are hoping that one day
they too can break and away
join the ranks of such Islanders
as Billy Joel and Twisted Sister.
The Huntington, New Yorkbased quintet singer/guitarist
Vance Brescia, keyboardist
Tony Millions, bassist Iain Morrison, guitarist Steven Prisco
and drummer Mitch Towse
was formed in 1981 but didn't
come into its present state until
two years ago when Towse
joined.
"We all knew each other from
various bands we were in on the
Island," says Brescia. "The
band first played together backing me up for a gig I was playing. We used the name Mosquitos because, like the band
that was on Gilligan's Island,
we weren't going to be a real
band but we wound up sticking
together and kept the name."
their abilities that is refreshing
and welcome.
If there's any problem with
the album, it would have to be
the guttural screams of Paula
Pierce, which are present on
almost every track. Occasionally, they seem appropriate and
reasonable in light of the roughedged sound the group is striving for. After a while, however,
the effect becomes a bit bland
and boring.
Stop Pretending is a modernday garage band album that is
exciting in its unpretentious,
gutsy approach, and is reminiscent of those thrilling days of
yesteryear when rock was
young and bursting with fresh
energy.
Gil Rodman
Various Artists: Epic Presents
the Unsigned (Epic). College
Media Journal, the trade
publication for college and
underground radio stations, has
long been a supporter of new
and underexposed bands. The
Unsigned presents songs from
ten such groups, culled from a
nationwide search sponsored by
CM}.
The Unsigned should be filled with arts that are too
dangerous for mass marketing.
Unfortunately, many of these
bands seem to lack major label
recording contracts simply
because they don't live up to its
standards.
The exceptions give an indication of what this album
might have been had it gone in

Brescia, alone and with friend

Ed Davis, writes the band's
material. His catchy melodies
evoke the best aspects of '60s
pop music and the band, often
characterized as a '60s revival
group, has been compared
favorably to the Zombies and
the Hollies.
This is a characterization
Brescia disagrees with. "If we
are to be put in any class, it
should simply be pop." he says.
"While we are influenced by
'60s music, that's not our only
influence. We have varying
tastes in what we listen to. and
they're reflected in our music."
"I think part of the reason we
are seen as a revival band is the
instruments we use," adds
Millions. "The reason I use a
Farfisa organ is basically
monetary; it's what I could afford. I like its sound but it is
limited. If I could get hold of a
Roland or a Prophet. I would.
Not so I could start making burp
effects, but so I could create the
styles of other keyboards."
The Mosquitos play tightly
and are very unpretentious
onstage, letting the music speak
for itself. They are clearly enjoyanother direction. The Reducers
display the kind of unwashed
power that gave early rock and
roll its strength and sweaty atttractiveness. The Pressure Boys,
meanwhile, toy with traditional
pop song structure in their inventive "Where the Cowboys
Went." The Crime mix the
naive appeal of the new crop of
southern guitar bands (REM.
Let's Active) with a hint of neepsychedelia. Free World closes
the album with a dull, but
decidedly uncommercial. Floydian synthesiser experiment.
The other bands seem eager to
buy their way into the system.
The Suss man Lawrence Band
sound like midwestern Hooters,
and the Radiators try the best
they can to equal the Allman
Brothers. Also included are
several bar bands that aren't as
fun as they ought to be. and a
competent but uninventive soul
group, the Visions.
The Unsigned suffers from
setting its sights too narrowly.
Why. for instance, did a nationwide talent search locate no
talent west of the Twin Cities?
By ignoring much of the most
challenging new music, The
Unsigned betrays the spirit it
claims to represent.
Aaron Caplan
Stetsasonic: "Just say Stet" b/w
"Rock Oe La Stet" (Tommy
Boy). "If you can't say it all. just
say Stet!" says this six member
rap outfit and you should
listen, 'cause they might just
kick your butt if you don't.

Long Island's Mosquitos are nothing to swat at

ing themselves, and it rubs off throughout the U.S. and
Europe, and it is now going into
on the crowd. While the band
sticks to playing originals, they a second pressing.
And music critics have been
do throw in an occasional
picking up on the band, too. Jeff
cover. "We vary our sets each
night," says Brescia. "We don't Tamarkin, rock editor of
want to get into a grind, playing Goldmine magazine has called
the Mosquitos the "best unsignthe same thing night after night.
We want to keep our show ed pop band in New York." The
group has also been nominated
fresh, otherwise it would affect
for four New York Music Critics
how we play. While we are an
originals band, we love playing awards, including Best Independent Album and Bes'
some oldies."
New Vocalist.
"In the vocal category. Vance
The success of their EP That
is up against Whitney Houston,
Was Then, This Is Now. released independently on Valhalla
which means he's being
last year, was a pleasant surprise for the band. About 3300
copies have been sold
Stetsasonic's debut 3-song EP
is from the Run-DMC "take no
prisoners" school of rap. Borrowing heavily from their
Queens colleagues' single.
"King of Rock," Stetsasonic
uses Run-DMC's trademark
rapid-fire vocal trade-offs, but
adds some twists to the now
common metal-rap genre.
On the two versions of "just
Say Stet" comprising the
album's first side, some eerie
synthesizer work reminiscent of
'70s police show themes kicks
in now and then, adding to the
hard chants of Stetsasonic's
three lead rappers. On the Bside. "Rock De La Stet." opts
for some real metal guitar, a la
jimi Hendrix. rather than the
parody metal sound originated
by Run-DMC.
But what really sets Stetsasonic apart is their resident
human beat box. a fellow by the
name of Wise. Delivering
sounds that seem to come from
two or three human beat boxes
all at once. Wise's oral orchestrations put him in a class
above other flesh-and-blood
beat boxes like Doug E. Fresh
and Buff from the Fat Boys. At
times, it's hard to tell whether
Stetsasonic I) I Prince Paul is
scratching on the turntables or I
whether Wise is just being a'
smart mouth.
For coolly crafted rap tunes,
monster beats and a super
human beat box. just say Stet.
- Matt Cole

grouped with someone who has

a major label's support. Plus,
think of how many albums she
has sold," says manager Scott
Savitt. "The Mosquitos are just
a small band with an independent release, so this is
incredible."
While winning the awards is
important to the Mosquitos. the
exposure that the nominations
will bring is enough for them.
In the meantime, the Mosquitos
will continue to play the club
circuit, expanding their small
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Street Film
Fear and slime
Horror films take different routes
The Hiii hi-r
Directed by Robert Harmon
At the Duke .mil Duchess
Terrorvision
Directed by Ted Nicholaou
At the Regency

By Stefan Litt and

Francis Mao
First-time director Robert
Harmon's The Hitcher
represents a departure from
most horror/suspense films of
the '80s it is an intelligent,
tightly knit, psychological
thriller. Focusing on the fears of
all drivers. Harmon creates a
chilling story about a demonic
hitchhiker who terrorizes a
youth on his way through
Texas.
The story opens on an empty
highway, where |im Halsey (C.
Thomas Howell) falls asleep at
the wheel and narrowly averts a
head-on collision with an oncoming tractor trailor. Hoping
to remain awake and pass the
time. Halsey picks up a hitchhiker, John Ryder (Rutger
Hauer). When Ryder's true
sinister nature becomes clear.
Halsey manages to escape from
him. but a malevolent cat-andmouse game ensues with Ryder
leaving a trail of corpses for the
youth to discover.
Director Harmon's debut is
quite an impressive fare. He
does a magnificent job of weaving a taut story with a flare for
the bizarre. Within the first few
minutes of the film, he captures
his audience and takes them on
an emotional rollercoaster ride
that lasts until the film's con-

clusion. Harmon's success lies

in his ability to suggest, rather
than show, the violence.
In recent years very few horror directors, perhaps only Tobe
Hooper {Poltergeist) and Wes
Craven [Nightmare on Kim
Street), have been able to create
such an engrossing and
macabre tale as Harmon has
wea ved.
Rutger Hauer [Blade Runner,
l^dyhawke) deserves just as
much credit for the film's success. His portrayal of the
demonic hitchhiker is nothing
less than sensational. The
suspense begins the moment
Hauer appears on the screen,
and his presence is so powerful,
it can be felt in many of the
scenes in which he does not
appear.
In this film, as in his past efforts. Hauer demonstrates his
ability to portray a villain who
is both rational and complex
and yet totally evil. There is
always a method to Hauer's
madness and he is a fine exception to the present Hollywood
rule of presenting all villains at
brainless, mute maniacs.
The film is by no means
flawless, though. Some of the
scenes where Hauer does not
appear tend to drag and C.
Thomas Howell [Red Dawn) in
the role of the terrorized youth
was not a good casting choice.
Howell's portrayal of Halsey is,
at times, laughable his expressions of fear and panic so
over-acted that it is difficult to
refrain from snickering.
The obligatory love interest
subplot involving Nash (Jennifer |ason Leigh) and Halsey
goes nowhere. Other than pro-

Rutger Hauer threatens to open up C. Thomas Howell like a

viding a female cast member.
of a beer-scarfing college stuLeigh's character adds nothing dent and Ernest Borgnine.
to the film.
The creature turns out to be
The Hitcher delivers an alien "dog" of sorts, which
everything it promises: excite- of course these dangerously inment, terror, and entertain- bred .uis want to keep as a pet,
ment. At a time when mad and tl e equally dangerously inslasher films litter the theaters,
bred f irents agree to do so.
it is reassuring to find a film
The iet is really sweet and
which does justice to the horror friend I . but watch out when he
genre.
gets ha >py because he tends to
eat pe pie. This bothersome
Terrorvision is a prime exam- habit
"saves director Ted
ple of why horror movies have Nichola IU with many opporsuch a bad reputation. Once tunities to flood the screen with
again, the newly formed Empire blood. This continues for most
Films Corp [Troll. Eliminators) of the movie until the aphas produced a true piece of pearance of Zax, the alien
celluloid sewage. At the rate equivalent of a dog catcher.
they are going, F.mpire Films
The special effects in this
must plan on sweeping the "10 movie consist of scene after
Worst Movies of the Century"
nauseating scene of the alien
list.
creature oozing gelatinous goo
The movie concerns an ail- of every color and consistency
American family who installs out of every orifice of its body.
one of those new-fangled super- The acting is typical of the mapowered satellite dishes. In- jority of horror films churned
stead of pirating HBO signals, out recently flat and
however, the family accidental- uninteresting. Instead of powerly picks up an alien matter- ful presences such as Rutger
transmission beam which Hauer, the cast consists of
solidifies into a huge, muck- burned-out, second-class actors
encrusted slime creature that
like Mary Woronov [Rock and
looks like the mutant offspring Roll High School and Death

7 Up x four
Documentary looks at British kids 21 years later
28 Up
Directed by Mitheal Apted
At the Kit/ V

By Carrie Blank
In 1965. seven-year-old Andrew had his life all figured
out. He had a girlfriend ("but
I don't think that much of her"),
he had decided which schools
he would attend for at least the
coming decade and he regularly
read The London Business Journal because he owned shares in
it. He was a smug little prepschooler with an upper-class accent and silver spoon firmly in
place. In contrast. Tony was a
brawling, poor "East End boy"
who wanted to be a jockey, and
had trouble sitting still in his
public school classroom.
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With 7 Up. director Michael

Apted first turned his camera on
fourteen cocky, energetic
children, all age seven, in order
to take a look at England's
future. He has caught up with
them every seven years since,
asking them about their lives,
their futures, and about the
younger versions of themselves
that have been captured on film.
In 28 Up. the fourth in a series
of British television documentaries, we meet these boys and
girls today, as adults, and are
able to see how their lives compare to their aspirations from
decades before.
At fourteen, we see them in
self-conscious, stare-al -the-fl
adolescence. At twenty-one,
they're barely adults, trying to
assert their independence. Now

FEBRUARY 27, 1986

we see them today, as twentyeight year-olds with spouses

and families, their former exuberance and bitterness largely
smoothed into dull
complacency.
It is this repeatedly articulated sense of stasis, of
passive acceptance of their
class-determined roles, which
makes this film sad. and often
frustrating. It is a frustration
evidently shared by the director
(the unseen, sensitive interviewer), who repeatedly asks
his subjects if they are dissappointed with their lives and
frustrated or worried that they
won't live up to early promise
or fulfill childhood dreams.
The answer, apparently, is
no. Those of the silver-spoon set
had little trouble embarking

upon the lives which they had

so smugly outlined earlier, yet
this comes as no suprise. What
is curious |and in one instance
tragic) is the pattern
established by those born into
the middle and working classes.
Apted is hard on a group of
three working-class women,
friends since childhood, who
have all settled into nearly identical lives of stagnancy. It's during a round of his prodding that
one of the women makes a statement that reflects not only her
dissatisfaction but also the effect the documentaries have had
on these lives made public.
She tells us that the women
don't ever think of their frustration until "this program comes
up every seven years," and we
realize that the director has his
own moral problem. He is conscious and wary of his intrusion
into these people's lives, but he
is perhaps more anxious to help
them and the rest of the country
transcend the class barriers and

letter
Race 2000). The script, written
by Ted Nicholaou, is incomprehensible, offering none of
the chilling suspense that The
Hitcher does.
Terrorvision. offers the
perfect contrast for a successful
thriller like The Hitcher. Where
The Hitcher elicited audience
tension with little bloodshed
and most of the violence offscreen, Terrorvision opts for
lots of oozing. Its only saving
grace, perhaps, lies in a
reasonably original horror
premise involving satellite
dishes.
But this might be a good example of where movies of this
ilk fall apart. In the initial planning stages Terrorvision probably sounded quite novel,
while The Hitcher sounded like
any other slasher movie. It takes
more than an inspiring salespitch to make a good movie, as
these two films can account.
If Hollywood chose to concentrate less on quick-buck
films like Terrorvision and
more on well-crafted ones like
The Hitcher. perhaps the horror
genre wouldn't suffer from the
reputation it has today.

complacency which limit them.

At the film's chronological
and emotional center is Neil, a
disillusioned wanderer who
found it impossible to reconcile
himself to the routine, suburban
life he felt pressured to assume.
Depressed and rootless, he
nonetheless defends his
lifestyle as preferable.
As Neil answers questions
about his health and mental
state. Apted maintains a tight
close-up. and Neil's bobbing
head cannot be contained by the
frame. It is a small but disturbing image which echoes the
most troubling aspects of the
society presented in this
documentary.
Neil no more fits the director's choice of frame than he
does the inflexible strictures of
his society. Michael Apted
doesn't tell us how to fix the
British class system; apparently
his first order of business is to
suggest to those concerned that
there is indeed a problem.

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By Chuck Cohen and

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The year is 1977. You are in
a room full of strangers
watching television. Wafting from the TV come the
familiar strains of "schlemiel.
shlamazel," the theme to ABC's
long running Laverne and
Shirley. Onto the screen pops
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Touted as the longest running
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distinguished theatrical history.
Let My People Come arrived October 21. 1977 and has played
some two thousand times since.
The show, which premiered in
1974 at New York's Village
Gate, has, like Laverne and
Shirley, been syndicated across
the world; company tours include stops in London, Paris,
San Francisco, Madrid, Chicago
and on Broadway.
The present Philadelphia
location. Grendel's I-alr, is dark
and cramped and meils liks
scotch. The stage U e tiny 12' by
10'. and overlooks little tables
crowded tightly against each
other not exactly the Kennedy Center.
Right before showtime the

cast cruises through the audience to mingle. "Just relax.

We're all having fun up there,"
says one cast member, trying to
create that feel-good sitcom
spirit of the mid 1970s.
But Let My People Come is
not just like any mindless sitcom the jokes are much
worse, the language
scatological, and the cast
members display their
genitalia. If it was only limited
to naked farce, the production
could be simply an amusing opportunity to see a variety of
bare-breasted, reasonably wellendowed young men and
women. Unfortunately it has visions of moral grandeur that fail
miserably.
The two-act show is made up
of 17 unconnected skits featuring a cast of seven singing, dancing, dangling performers. Included in the performance are
unmemorable tunes like "Give
It to Me," "Whatever Turns
You On." and "I Believe My
Body."
As for the skits, you might get
a good idea of what they're Hke
by imagining Laverne and
Shirley decked out in leather
and chains, crooning the
pleasures of lesbian love while
swimming in a vat of beer. Enter
Squiggy with a blender. Never
underestimate the power of a
cheap laugh.
Take for instance "Fellatio
101," a charming tale of a
pseudo-Dr. Ruth instructing her
young minions on the proper
technique for performing oral
sex. Using the age old method
of learning through hands-on
experience, the Dr. Ruth clone
teaches her pupils to correctly
manipulate a piece of fruit.
The audience responds well

to all this bawdiness, but it is

unclear whether the merriment
is due to the humor or simply an
excess of mixed drinks and sexual frustration.
Much of the fun is the result
of the interaction between the
performers and members of the
audience during the first act.
For instance, during "Fellatio
101", Dottle, a middle-aged
woman in the front row, is
given a banana and encouraged
to play along. And she does.
A sizeable part of the fun does
not make it to the second act
though, when the cast largely
withdraws from the audience to
perform such lousy numbers as
"And She Loved Me," "A Love
Song." and "Doesn't Anybody
Love.'' The cast does try to keep
an up feeling in place during
the flabby and flaccid second
act, never letting go of their
toothsome smiles.
Perhaps some of the energy
the show was reputed to have in
its early days will be returning
soon, but sad to say not for
Philadelphians. The cast will be
moving on to the tropical climes
of Hawaii later this year. Certainly the improved tans should
add something to the
production.
The owner of Grendel's Lair,
Philip Roger Roy, who is also
the producer of the show, has
taken the passing on of Let My
People Come as a sign from
above. He has sold the club,
which will be converted into a
restaurant after the final curtain
falls.
"I've been here fourteen
years, and it's enough already,"
Roy said last week. And so an
era comes to a climax. Oh well,
there's always Laverne and
Shirley reruns.
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3:00

This week brings some interesting network premieres

into the Nielsen Wars, so
keep your sets on. On THE
COSBY SHOW (Thur. at 8 on
3) the kids drive Dad mad,
while FAMILY TIES give way
to YOU AGAIN! (Thur. at 8:30
on 3) as a father tries to deal
cheerfully with his
troublesome teenage son.
Carta's past haunts her on
CHEERS (Thur. at 9 on 3) but
not as badly as Jeff's haunts
him on THE COLBYS (Thur.
at 9 on 6). The wonderful
TONIGHT WE SING (Fri. at 2
on 3) with Ezio Pinza and
Anne Bancroft explores the
Russian influence on
American opera.
THE TWILIGHT ZONE
(Thur. at 8 on 10) lives up to
all the jokes made about it
with yet another episode
about magic wishes. MIAMI
VICE (Fri. at 10 on 3) finally
stops spotlighting Crockett
and Tubbs and gives Castillo
something useful to do Jeff
pursues Maggie, Terry pursues Jordan, and everybody
pursues Angela on FALCON
CREST (Fri. at 10 on 10).
John Wayne toughens men
up among THE SANDS OF
IWO JIMA (Sun. at 12 on 6).
North Carolina and Duke attempt to kill each other, get
the top ranking and rule the
state on COLLEGE BASKETBALL (Sun. at 1 on 3). In
family fare, Robert Preston

7:00

I Pale oat Junction

AFTERNOON
Eyewitness
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Leave It to Beaver
Otvorc* Court
I Love Lucy
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People's Court
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Entertainment Tonight Interview with Kate Jackson and Bruce
Roxleitner ol Scarecrow and Mrs
ting
Brightly Business Report
I Sanford and Son

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builds a band on THE MUSIC
MAN (Sun at 3:30 on 12) and
a grandfather and grandson
enter college together on
THE DISNEY SUNDAY
MOVIE (Sun. at 7 on 6). The
freaky sci-fi flick SCANNERS
(Sun. at 7 on 29) kills people
with computer graphic
violence. Three network
premieres then compete. 48
HOURS (Sun. at 9 on 3) with
Eddie Murphy and Nick Noite
involves a wise-cracking convict (guess who?) on reprieve
from prison and ACCEPTABLE RISKS (Sun. at 9 on
6) with Cicely Tyson
demonstrates the dangers of
the nuclear age;
THE JESSE OWENS
STORY (Mon. and Tue. at 8
on 29) dramatizes the life of
an Olympic hero, while
VALERIE (Mon. at 8:30 on 3)
premieres on NBC, followed
by new network movies
DIARY OF A PERFECT
MURDER (Mon. at 9 on 3),
another variation on JAGGED

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of In* ofkee altar he is driven out of
the house by tie kid*. In Stereo.
O RaHey's lilm It or Not) (CC)
See machine* that obey the human
voice, learn about an arbt who
transformed hra car with ligrrt but*.
and witness a dog that water skis
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catch a cat burglar when he takes a
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spawning ritual ot the cutthroat
trout.
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vows lo get reveng* attar *urvrving
a massacre. Burl Reynolds. AkJo
San Bret 19BS.
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haft human/hall demon chad whose
kt* is a battleground between hu-

1:30

man and Satanic forces grows lo

adulthood Patty Duke Astin, Ray
Milland. Stephen McHatlie 1976
MOVIE: 'The Deadly Hunt' A
young couple become the target of
two professional assassins Tony
Franciosa. Peter Lawford. Anianette Comer 1971
0 College Basketball Kentucky
at Tennessee
0 You Again A father s life is
turned upside-down when his 17year-old son moves in with him after several years' separ*uon--and
announces that his girlfriend is
pregnant In Stereo

I Great Zoos of the Work)

I Cheer* Carta decides to team

EDGE, and THE CHILDREN

OF TIMES SQUARE (Mon at
9 on 6) about young drug
dealers. PENN AND TELLER
GO PUBLIC (Mon. at 11:30
on 12) but don't tell their
magic secrets, while Alba
Ballard trains parrots on
LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID
LETTERMAN (Tue at 12:30
on 3).
Another network premiere
movie, A DEADLY
BUSINESS (Tue at 9 on 10),
exposes toxic wastes, while
on MOONLIGHTING Maggie
and David get involved with
David's ex-girlfriend's problems. Students cause a
campus lawsuit in THE
WHOLE WORLD IS WATCHING (Wed at 12 on 6), or
you can catch Jay Leno if you
missed him on SATURDAY
NIGHT LIVE on LATE NIGHT
(Wed. at 12:30 on 3).
Jack Lemmon and
Genevieve Bujold hit it off in
ALEX AND THE GYPSY
(Wed. at 8 on 17), as do
Alexis and Ben on DYNASTY
(Wed. at 9 on 6). A child
seeks revenge on the father
who killed his mother in GOING HOME (Wed. at 11 30 on
17). with Robert Mitchum and
Brenda Vaccaro. Kim Novak
worries about aging in THIRD
GIRL FROM THE LEFT
(Thur. at 12:30 on 10). while
Olivia DeHaviHand seeks a
date as a GOVERNMENT
GIRL (Thur. at 1 on 29).
with her sleazy ex-husband m an
effort lo Mil dance contest In
Stereo
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causes quite a shock in the Colby
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roadblocks whae mvetJgbng th*
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appear* on TV courtroom drama,
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down 180 mm.) m Stereo.
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SPhil Silver*
Th* Tonight Show Tonight s
KBSIs are Garry Shandiing. Jason
teman and inventor Joe Newman (60 mm ) In Stereo
O ABC News Nightllne
0 Schuykill Survival Guide
0 Nova: Tone Trial* (CC) Scientists attempt to discover links between environmental pollution and
illness (60 mm.)
0 MOVIE: Golden Needles' An
ancient Chinese statue that promises th* owner health and incredible vigor can also deliver painful
death Joe Don Baker Elizabeth
Ashley Burgess Meredith 1974
S McMillan and Wife
Ironside
MOVIE: The Leal ol Sheaa' A
widower invites sm Hollywood per
sonelities aboard his yacht lor a
deadly game of whodunit to see
who k*ed his wile James Coburn.
Joan Hackett. Richard Benjamin
1973
12:05 0 Night Heat When a murderous
prostitute goes on the prowl. O'Brien and Giambone enter the seamy
nightlife of the city (60 mm ) (R)
12:30 0 Late Night with David Latter
man Tonight s guest is Bo (>ddky
(60 mm i In Stereo
I The Untouchables
Headline News
1:00
i MOVIE: 'The House ol Rothtchrtd' Nathan Rothschild provides a
loan to defeat Napoleon and stakes
his fortune to support the London
stock market George Arliss. Robert Young. Loretta Young 1934
1:05

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a sanitation company seeks refuge
from his murderous brother-in-law
in a gay bathhouse Rita Moreno.
Jack Western Kay Ballard 1976
0 Love Connection
8 Delaware Valley Forum
Mission Impossible
0 MOVIE: Tonight We Sing'Russian Sol Hurok becomes a success
ful manager ol opera stars in the
United Stales Ezio Pmza. Anne
Bancroft David Wayne 1953
Perspective
CM News Nigritwatcri
MOVIE: 'The L Shaped Room'
An unwed mother-to-be. living m a
BQuakfl room in a boarding house,
finds companionship and love Leslie Caron. Tom Ben, Brock Peters
1963

FRIDAY 2/28
1:00

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crashes in a dense ,ungie where
she's befriended by a gorilla Juke
London. Buster Crabbe Barton
MacLane 1942
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| People's Court
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with a turbo-charged supercar with
* bettering ram. (2 hr>.) (R). In
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his parents in rc4*-*wlferiing exgarment. (R)
0Tn* Twtaght Zone A phofogra
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roadside diner (60 mm ) (R)
IS Washington Wa*>k in Review
(CC) Paul Duke is joined by '<>P
Washington journalists analyzing
the week s news
0 NBA Basketball Philadelphia
at Dallas
8SO*KJ Gold Countdown 85
MOVIE: 'Breakout' British sol
dters in an Italian prisoner of war
camp try a dangerous daylight escape Richard Todd. RichardAttenborough Michael Wilding 1959
fj) MOVIE: My Man Godfrey A
madcap society girl tries to turn a
bearded bum into a family butler
Oavid Niven June AMyson 1957
8:30 O Mr. Belvedere (CC) The Owens
family is forced into the basement
tor safety when a tornado hits (R)
IB WaH Street Week Louis Rukey
ser analyzes the 80 s with a weekly

review of economic and investment

matters
9:00 O Difl'rent Strokes (CC) Arnold
gets locked m the darkroom with
the girl he was paired with in a pho
Sraphy class
Dallas J R asks Jack to impersonate Dimitn Marinos at the Martinique shipping conference and
Pam returns home from Colombia
with a decision about her role in
Ewing Oil (60 mm )
IB Great Performances: You Can't
Take it With You (CC)
930 O Has the Mayor (CC) A family
tries to buy oil Carl s father when
they learn that Alvin has been se
lected to deliver the eulogy lor a
wealthy woman
10:00 0 Miami Vice Castillo must adopt
the ways of the Bushido warrior's
society in order to protect the wife
and family of an American double
agent (60 mm.) (R). In Stereo
O The Fall Guy (CC) Cult tries to
help an old Army buddy stop a ring
of soldiers from stealing military
Sjipment (60 mm )
Falcon Crest (CC) Angela disappears before a warrant for her
arrest can be served. Maggie is
pursued across the country by Jeff.

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IB Barney Miller
a Benny Hill Show
8 Phil Silvers
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and Charles Grodin (60 mm ) In
Stereo
O ABC Newt Nightline
IB Magnum. P.I. When Magnum
agrees to chaperone Rick s sister
(or an evening on the town, she
turns into a swinger and leaves him
at their table m a seedy nightclub
(60 mm ) (R(
Doctor Who
MOVIE: 'Hawk, the Slayer' A
heroic warrior vows to avenge the
death ot his father Jack PaTance
Harry Andrews. John Terry 1961
Oi Columbo
8 Ironside
MOVIE: 'Coogan't Bluff' An Arizona deputy sheriff applies the
rough tactics ol the frontier when
he arrives in New York to extradite
an escaped murderer Clint Eastwood. Lee J Cobb. Susan Clark
1968
12:30 O Fnday Night Video* In Stereo
O MOVIE: 'Spawn ol the Skthlt' A
high school journalism teacher
tracks down an amphibian creature
that is terrorizing animals and humans off the coast ol California
Alan Blanchard. Judy Motulsky.
Dennis Lee Fait 1979.
S Headline News
MOVIE: The Devil l Web' A
nurse hired to care tor the paralyzed daughter of an American diplomat begins to exert a strange in
fluence over the girl Diana Dors.
Andrea Marcovicci 1975
1:30 tB Delaware Valley Forum
S Mission: Impotlible
Love Connection
MOVIE: 'Come Fill the Cup' A
newspaperman gets help in recovering from alcoholism. James Cag
ney. Gig Young. Phyllis Thaxter
1951
2:25 S> MOVIE: Crater Lake Montter'
A prehistoric monster emerges
from the depths of a lake to terrorize the inhabitants of a peaceful
mountain resort Glenn Roberts.
Mark Siegel 1977
2:30 O America s Top Ten
2:40 IB MOVIE: 'The Deadly Tower' A
college student turned sniper kills
13 people and wounds 33 others
when he goes on a rampage at the
University of Texas in 1966 Kurt
Russell. John Forsythe, Richard
Ymquez 1975
3:00 Q Hawaii Five-0

O Joy ot Gardening
8 30 O Gummt Beart (CC)
O Littles (CC)
a The Wuzzles |CC|
a Marketing
a Peter Popofl
a Maatert ot the Universe
a Fithing the West
9:00 O Smurls
O Bugl Bunny'Looney Tunes Comedy Hour I
a Jim Henton't Muppett. Babies
4 Monsters
a Jimmy Swaggart
ffl Super Saturday
a Voyagers
(B MOVIE: 'To Be Announced'
9:30 O Bugs Bunny Looney Tunet Comedy Hour II
a Thunderbirdt
10:00 O LaH-A-Lympics
a Hulk Hogan'l Rock n' Wrestling
a Sends of Time
a Dr. D. James Kennedy
a Dukes of Hazzard
a World Class Championship
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10 30 O Punky Brewster
O Ewokt/Droidt Adventure Hour
0 Super Sportt America
HOOQ Alvin 4 the Chipmunka
O Al Albert*
a Richie Rich
a Herald of Truth
WWF Championship Wrestling
Bed of World Clan Wrettkng
11:30 O Kidd Video
O Pertpective: Youth
a Dungeons and Dragon*
a Call and Dogs
a Mork 4 Mindy
AFTERNOON
1240 B Mr T
O ABC Weekend Special
a Pole Position
a MOVIE: 'Death Rage' A professional killer comes out of retirement
to search tor his brother's murderer Yul Brynner. Martin Balsam
1977
a Soul Train
a The Lone Ranger
S All-Star Wrestling
Classic Country
12:30 B Check It Out!
O American Bandstand
a Oat Along Gang
12:50 a Magic of Oil Painting
140 O College Basketball North Carolina State at Oklahoma
a Speak Out! Drug* in Your
Neighborhood
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attempts to take over the earth and
is_destroyed by Godzilla 1978
The Rifleman
Amenta's Top Tan
1:30
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All New Painting Ceramic*
Good Times
Matt Guokat Show
Pertpective Delaware
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becomes a one-man vigilante force
Charles Bronson. Kent Taylor. Gloria Henry. 1958
4:15 Q Perspective
4:45 aa> MOVIE: Phate IV A young
woman is hunted by an ant colony
Nigel Davenport. Michael Murphy.
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Tarzan attempts to lead a hard of
elephants from a large valley which
will be flooded when a dam is completed Jock Mahoney. Mar Dana.
Leon Gordon 1962
Greatest American Hero

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4:30
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welcomes an old war buddy who
converts Al's apartment into a halfway house
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control ol Airwolt (60 mm )
a MOVIE: Space Movie' Neil
Armstrong Edwin AkJnn. Michael
Collins 1978
a Solid Gold
a MOVIE: Fists of the White Lotus' The evil Pro-Manchu Lotus
clan wages war against opponents
from Shaolin Liu Chia Hu. Lo Lieh
1981
a Valerie Valerie s 16-year-old
son. David defies his mother's orders and dates an older woman. In
Stereo
a Benson (CC) Clayton is
shocked when his father announces plans to marry a much
Singer woman
The Golden Girl* While suffering from the flu. Dorothy, Blanche
and Rose are determined to find
dates lor a charity banquet In
Stereo
O Fortune Dana (CC) Fortune discovers a link between a narcotics
ring, the city police department and
the mayor's close triend (60 mm)
a MOVIE Betrayed by Innocence' A married man is charged
with statutory rape whan it is discovered that ha had a brief affair
with a minor Barry Bostwick. Lee
Purcell. Cristen Kaufman 1986
a MOVIE: 'The Music Man' A lasttalking traveling salesman promises to organize a boys' band m
River City, Iowa. Robert Preston.
Shirley Jones. Buddy Hackett
1962
a Lifettylet of the Rich and Famoot
a College Ba eketbelt Atlantic-10
Conference Semi Finale
OI
I Alfred Hitchcock Presents: The
Canary Sedan A woman is lured
into using ancient rituals to wm
back her husband s love In Stereo
a NBA Basketba* Ptiaadetphie
at Denver
8 Remington Sleet* While posing
as husband and wife to investigate
a series of accidents at a sensitivity
spa. Remington and Laura Anally
reveal their feelings for each other.
Smin) in Stereo.
The Love Boat (CC) Gopher
breaks a passenger s priceless statue, a husband and wife blame then
breakup on Judy, and Ace lands in
trouble with two couples (60 mm )
i Start ol Something tag
WWF All Star Wrestling
Eyewitn*ts New s
a News
Mad Moviet with the LA. Con
a World Clata
Wrertltog

Championship

11:30 a Saturday Night'* Main Ev*nt IV

Superstars from the WWF battle it
out m the squared circle m this
wrestling extravaganza (90 mm I
MOVIE: Raid on Entebbe An
Israeli commando unit stages a daring airborne raid at Entebbe Airport,
Uganda, to free 104 hostages
Charles Bronson. Peter Finch. Jack
Warden 1978.
S Stack Sheep Squadron
MOVIE: 'The Puma Man' When
a sinister scientist acquires a device to control man s minds, a fetme
superhero sets out to stop his plot
to rule the work) Donald Pleas
ence. Walter George Alton I960
11:36 a MOVIE: Satan's School for
Girls' A young woman a mveeoge
son into her sister's suicide leads
her to an exclusive girl's academy.
aThmnes. Kate Jackson. Pa
Franklin 1973
12:00 a Transcendental Meditation
a The Untouchable*
12-15 a Murder Moat Engkth
12-30 a Mltaanalii Maker
MOVIE: 'Spearman ol Death'
An overly ambitious clan member
betrays his master and fellow pupils 1970
140 a MOVIE: 'Oracuto vt Franken
lain' Count Dracuta dig* up the
Frankenstein monster and helps
old Dr Frankenstein revive it m axchange for blood serum. J. Carrol
Njiih. Lon Chaney, Russ Tamblyn
1971
a Dataware Vaaay Forum
a Milton: Impots***
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2:IS a MOVIE: I Wake Up Screemmg'
A jealous detective deliberately
frees a murderer in order to pm the
rap on a sports protrtoaar Betty

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I At the Movies
I New York Hot Tracks
I City Lights
_| Entertainment Thia Wee* Interview with Tyne Daly of 'Cagney and
Lacey (60 mm.)
MS O MOVIE: 'A Star Spangled On" A
sweet girl next door falls in with
two ultraradical campus newspaper editors Sandy Duncan. Tony
Roberts. Elizabeth Allen 1971
I ABC New.
400
_) MOVIE: 'Muacle Beach Party' A
wealthy woman is interested in a
handsome muscle man and plans
to finance a string of gymnasiums
Frankie Avakxi. Annette Funicello.
Luciana Paluzzi 1964

12 30
12:45
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5:30 Bill Colby Show

People Are Talking
6:00
Perspective
Credo
Lost In Space
Jimmy Swaggart
6:30 O Perspective
S Delaware Valley Forum
New Zoo Revue
7:00 t) Insight
O Perspective
Daybreak
New Literacy (CC)
W.V. Granl
S Marilyn Mickey
Larry Jones Ministry
Alexander OoodburJdy's Good
News Magazine
7:30 Connections
Changes
Honrons
New Literacy (CC)
The World Tomorrow
Man to Man
Robert Schuller
8 My Hero
Triumph or
8:00
SmaM Business
"
Tragedy
I Dialogue
News
Family Portrait
Day of Discovery
Bugs Bunny / Daffy Duck
Shlloh Apostolic Temple
8 30 0 Wan Street Journal Report
Maaa
Family Portrait
Oral Roberta
Popeye
Spiderman
Power lor Uvtng
9:00 O Wild Kingdom
Puerto Rlcan Panorama
0 CBS Sunday Morning News
S Sesame Street (CC)
Hour of Power
Tom ft Jerry
Spiderman
Larry Jones Presents
New Wilderness
8 Larry Ferrari
Funtaabc World ol HennaBarbera
IVaMey ol the Dinosaurs
MOVIE: You're My EverythingA debutante runs oil with a dancer
to become a star in Hollywood Dan
Dailey Jr. Anne Baxter. Ann Rev
ere 1949
I Perspective: New Jersey
I Face the Nation
I Larry Jones Presents
I Batoester OeiectKa
_l Healing Today
1015 C9 Wonderworks: Anna of Green
Gables (CC) Pert 1 ol 4 An elderly
Brother and sister seeking a young
boy to help with larm chores end up
with a talkative awe gal (75 mm.)
10:30 Q Issues and Answers
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2:30
3:00

3:30

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4:00

5:30

6:50
7:00

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I Rutgers Umiiecesly Forum
11 30 # City Line
I Wonderworks: Anne ol Green
_jbkta (CC) Part 2 0* 4 Anne gets
her best friend drunk at a tea party
and is forbidden to see her (75
7:30

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suspects has chaalng another
woman. Penny Singleton. Arthur
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B MOVIE: tende ol two Jlme An

officer's son has no kkmg lor the
traditions ol the Marine Corpa but
under the stress ol battle, a tough
sergeant makes him see otherwise.
John Wayne, John Agar. Aden
Mara 1949
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&> MOVIE: 'Escape From Bogen

County' An investigator for the attorney general's office attempts to
get a powerful political czar's wile
to testify against him Jaclyn Smith.
Mitchell Ryan. Michael Parks 1977
m MOVIE: 'Time Warp' Whee
seeking out a black hole, an astronaut finds that his ship has been sabotaged, and accidentally discovers a time warp. Adam West.
Gretchen Corbet!. Peter Castner
1972
(B Telephone Auction
O Wacky World ol Sports
O Work) Cup Skiing: Work)
Championships from France
O ABC Sports: Budweiser Professional Boxing
(B Exerting World ol Speed and
Beauty
O MOVIE: 'A Man Called Horse'
An English Lord captured by Sioux
Indians is converted to their way of
life Richard Hams. Dame Judrth
Anderson. Dub Taylor 1970
(9 You Can Be Thinner
B MOVIE: 'The Music Man' A lasttalking traveling salesman promises to organize a boys band in
River City. Iowa Robert Preston.
Shirley Jones Buddy Hackeft
1962
O Golf Honda Classic
8 ABC's Wide Work) of Sports
MOVIE: 'Thunder ol Drums' A
U.S Cavalry captain reels his new
lieutentant is |ust another West
Pointer to be broken down into a
fighting machine Richard Boone.
George Hamilton. Luana Patten
1961
MOVIE: 'Kung Fu Vengeance'
SHigh School Basketball
CBS Sports Sunday: American
Cup Gymnastics Championships
ezl World ol Adventure
EVENING

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M
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I OKI Time Gospel

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STarzan
RoKer Derby
a Meet the Press
0 An Evening of Championship
Skating
B College Basketball: North Carolina at Duke
19 Tarzan
Wrestling
Q MOVIE: 'The ladies' Man' A
man. plied by his fiancee, swears
oil women only to find himself as
houseboy in a Hollywood boarding
house lor girls Jerry Lewis. Helen
Traubel. Pal Stanley 1961
O War ol the Stars
O NBA Basketball: Milwaukee at
Washington or Detroit et Boston
In/in Berlin's America

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Full Freedom: A Black Dilemma
Part 1
IPuttin' on the Hfla
MOVIE: 'The Oaring Dober
mans' A group ol men train a pack
of Dobermans to commit robberies
Charles Knox Robinson. Tim ConSKkne. Joan Caumeld 1973
I 20th Century
NBC Nightly News
ABC News
New*
It's a Living
_i Air Power The Germans lead a
bloody assault on the American
Stronghold m Antwerp
O Leo BuscagHa
O Punky Brewster Part S ol 5
Punky is headed lor Europe with
her wealthy loster parents-unless
Henry can quickly raise enough
money lo open another photo stutko and gam custody of Punky In
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O The Disney Sunday Movie: The
undergreds (CC) A grandfather
and grandson learn about one another when they attend coeege together (2 hra.)
B 60 Minutes
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B MOVTfc stesasners' A rare breed
of people can read minds, transmit
brain beams and kHI by concentre!
ing on their victims Jennifer
O'Neal. Stephen Lack. Patrick
McGoohan 1981
Heedkne News
Bea.ei Ipoona Edward suspects
the worst when his ex-wire Evelyn
becomes a brt too friendly during a
visit, ki Stereo
! Dale ear* Vaftey Fenaw
Kenneth Copelend
Mature Kingdom ol the Ice
Beer (CC) Part I el 1 Man's relationship with the Arctic and its wedkfe are examined (60 mm.)
Family Tie* After Alex lands a
leeching assistants!*) he learns
that rus gmTnend is one ol his students m Stereo
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dow at a luxurious tropical hot* m
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8:30 O Amazing Stonat: Dorothy and
Ban An oW man revived from a 40year coma shares mental communication with a comatose 7-year-old
In Stereo
I Old Time Gospel
_i NHL Hockey: Philadelphia at
E dmonton
9 Greah Spirit
ass IB Matterpwce Thaetra: Lord
Mountbatten The Last Viceroy
(CC> Part 6 of 6 Lord and Lady
Mountbat!- ' relunctantty prepare
to leave India (60 mini
9:00 _J MOVIE: '4* Hr.' (CC) A convict
is released Irom prison for 48 hours
to help the police catch two kiMers
Eddie Murphy. Nick Nolle James
Remar 1983 (R
O MOVIE: Acceptable Risks'
(CC) An American city (aces devas
tattoo when a chemical plant leak
threatens to create a deadly environmental catastrophe Cicely Tyson. Brian Dennehy. Kenneth
McMillan 1986
m MOVIE: 'Outrage' (CC) A father
takes the law into his own hands
after his daughter s brutal murderer
is released through a technicality in
the law Beau Bridges Robert
Preston Mel Ferrer 1986
S) Return to Eden
America's Top Ten
9 30 (B Triumphant
Foreign Intrigue
9:55 0 The Queen and Her CeremomaJ
Horses
10:00 0 In Touch Ministries
ffi NewaprotM
CNN Headline News
10-15 Fawlty Towers
10 30 America's Black Forum
11:00 m Eyewitness News
15 News
0 W V Grant
ffi Kenneth Copeiand
9 Soul Train
11:30 0 MOVIE: 'The Wild Bunch' A
fang of aging outlaws ride into a
exas border town to rob a local
railroad for their last shot at glory
W*iam HokJen. Ernest Borgmne.
Robert Ryan 1969
O MOVIE: 'Dreamer' A young man
struggles to reach the top of the
professional bowling circuit. Tim
Matheson, Susan Blakery. Jack
Warden 1979

SCBS News
W.fl Portee
RoMie Massam.no Show
11:40 0 Berlin AlexanderplaU
11 45 M Sports Final
12 00 O Charlie's Angels
O 700 Club
5) Jimmy Swaggart
Route 66
1:00 m Entertainment This Weok Interjicw with Tyne Daly of Cagney and
Lacey (60 nun )
8 Africa. A Continent in Crisis
MOVIE: The Vanishing Amencan' A courageous man and
woman find love in the midst of a
vanishing race s light lor survival
Scott Brady. Audrey Totter. Forrest
Tucker 1955
1:49 0 The Tonight Show Guest host
Joan Rivers welcomes John Den
ver Brian Dennehy Carrie Fisher
and comedian Ronnie Shakes In
Stereo
200 CBS News Nightwatch
0 Delaware Valley Forum
3:00 O Issues and Answers
3.30 O ABC News

MONDAY 3/3
AFTERNOON
IS MOVIE Fast And LOOM' A
weekend at a posh country estate
results in murder and the theft ol a
priceless Shakespearean document Robert Montgomery Rosalmd Russell 1939
EVENING
6 00

O Eyewitness News
O IB News
MacNeil Lehrer Newshour
Difl'rent Strokes
Happy Days
0 Gimme a Break
8 Marshall Dtiion
NBC Nightly New*
ABC Nam
CBS New.
Jell arsons
Too Close tor Comfort
Welcome Back, Hotter
McQunn
7:00 O People's Court
Jeopardy
I Entertainment Tonight Inter
view with John Ritter
S Nightly Business Report
I Sanford
and Son
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_l M*At*H
S All in the Family
Headline Newt
Evening Magazine
7:30

8 Wheel of Fortune
$100,000 Pyramid
0 WKRP Hi Cincinnati
S) Benson
3> Bob Newhart
8 The Millionaire
In the Kingdom of the Dolphins
This special teUs the story of the
unique relationship of rapport and
trust which developed Between a
team of scientists and a family of
dolphins (75 mm )
B 00 O vu Again (Premiere)
O Hardcastle and McCormick
(CC) Robbers disrupt Hardcastle s
poker game by taking everyone
hostage and wounding one ol the
players (60 mm )
O Scarecrow and Mrs. King
0 MOVIE: Eddie Macon's Run' A
young idealist, serving time in prison on false charges, has one last
chance to escape John Schneider
Kirk Douglas. Lee Purcell 1983
0 MOVIE: The Jesse Owens
Story' Part 1 This film dramatizes
the lite story of Olympic hero Jesse
Owens Dorian Harewood. Debbi
Morgan. Ben Vereen 1964
0 MOVIE: The Liquidator' A timid
man who loathes bloodshed and
violence is hired through unusual
circumstances by British Intelligence as a liquidator Rod Taylor
Trevor Howard Jill St John 1966
(B MOVIE: 'The Capture' A man
who is falsely accused of robbery,
attempts to clear his name Lew
Ayres. Teresa Wright. Victor Jory
1951
6:30 O Valerie (Premier*) Valerie is
shocked at David when she learns
why he will not introduce his new
Srllriend to his friends
I MOVIE: 'Diary of a Perfect Murder' A father-daughter attorney
team defends a TV journalist accused ol his en-wife's murder
Andy Griffith. Lon Lethin. Steve Inwood 1966
O MOVIE: The Children of Tim**
Square' (CC) A teenage runaway
becomes part ol a highly organized
band of young drug dealers Howard E Rollins. Jr. Joanna Cas
sidy. Brandon Douglas 1986
Kate A A** Kate fantasizes
about a reunion with her exboytriend Ted--and ponders the
possibility of kte 40 years later still
hvino alone with Allte
0 Wonderwork*: Ann* of Gr**n
Gables (CC) Part 3 of 4 Anne renews her friendship with Diana and
the two attend trie Annual Christmas Ball together (60 mm )
9:30 0 Newhart (CC) George is
shocked when he meets his long-

lost cousin Eugene

10:00 0 Cagney t Lacey Cagney is determined to catch a notorious drug
dealer who had previously evaded
the police (60 mm )
0 American Playhouse Adventure* of Huckleberry Finn (CC)
Part 4 ol 4 Jim is sold to slave trad
ers. and Huck attempts to Iree him
S Billy Graham Crusade
News
Bob Newhart
3 Headline News
10:30 0 Al Jarreau: Live in London
I Tan
I Mary Tyler Moore
I Yancy Darenger
11:00)_l Eyewitness News
O O New*
O Barney Miller
S> Benny Hill Show
CD Twilight Zone
Phil Silver*
11:30 O The Tonight Show Guest host
Joan Rivers welcomes John Denver Brian Dennehy, Carrie Fisher
and comedian Ronnie Shakes. (60
mm I In Stereo.
I ABC New* NtghOMie
_) Remington St**le A man with
multiple identities becomes the target of
i a relentless killer (60 mm )

Ji

MOVIE: Breath of Scandal' An

American, in Vienna to interest the
Emperor in a mining plan, rescues a
princess who has been thrown by a
horse Sophia Loren. John Gavin,
Maurice Chevalier 1960
SCofumbo
AN in the Famiiy
3lrons*de
Perm A Teller Go Public Magi
cian/comedians Penn and Teller
perform sle*ght-of hand and various routines (65 mm )
1200 O MOVIE A Piece of the Action'
Two crooks are blackmailed into
aiding a community center while
trying to fend off mobsters they
once ripped off Sidney Poitier. Bill
Cosby 1977
8 The Untouchables
Late Night with David Letterman Tonights guests are Cather
ine O Mara and parrot trainer Alba
Baltard (60 min ) (R). In Stereo
Q MOVIE: Charleston' Three
proud and beautiful Southern
women struggle tor survival in postC.v.l War Charleston SC Delta
Burke. Lynn*? Moody. Patricia
Pearcy 1979
~1 IfcMdhne News
1:00
Mission: ImposubW
Love Connection
1:30
0 MHHonaire Maker
MOVIE: Ac** High' An intimate

portrait of young officers in Britain's

Royal Flying Corps is presented
Malcolm McDowell. Christopher
Plummer Trevor Howard 1977
2:00 O MOVIE: 'Suex* This is the story
ol Ferdinand de Lesseps and the
building ol the Suez Canal Tyrone
Power. Loretta Young 1938

CBS News Nightwatch

Perspective
Delaware Valley Forum
3:25 8 MOVIE: 'Genghis Khan' A Mongol yout*> grows up to be the mighty
Khan, seeking vengeance upon the
chieftain whoMledhis father Omar
Sharif. Stephen Boyd, James Mason 1965
4 45 Movietone News

TUESDAY 3/4
AFTERNOON
B MOVIE: 'Abilene Town' A Kansas town becomes the scene of
conflict between cattlemen and homesteaders Randolph Scott Ann
Dvorak Rhonda Fleming. 1946
1:10 O In the Kingdom of the Dolphins
This special teis the story of the
unique relationship of rapport and
trust which developed between a
team of scientists and a family of
dolphins (60 mm ,
EVENING
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O Eyewitness New*
50 News
0 MecNeil-Lehrer N*w*hour
SDiff'r*nt Stroke*
Gimme a Break
8 Marshall Dillon
NBC Nightly New*
O ABC New*
0 CBS New*
ffi Jeffersons
0 Too Close for Comfort
0 Welcome Back. Kotter
0 Peter Gunn
0 People's Court
O Jeopardy
0 Entertainment Tonight Inter
view with Molly RingwakJ
0 Nightly Business Report
0
0
0

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Headline New*
Evening Magazine
Wheel ol Fortune
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(B The Millionaire
I Nova: Skydive to the Rain Forast (CC) A remote region ol southern Venezuela is known lor its
spectacular waterfalls and exotic
wildlife (60 mm)
8:00
I The A-Taam Faceman meets an
old tnend at a high school reunion
who involves the team in a hunt for
buried treasure (60 mm.)
O Who's the Boaa (CC) When
Tony decides to run for PTA president, his mud-slinging opponent
spreads a scandalous rumor about
Tony and Angela
89 trapper John. M.D. Jackpot s
fnend refuses life support when
she learns she is dying of advanced
pulmonary fibrosis (60 mm.)
MOVIE: 'The Jeaae Owena
Story' Part 2 Thts film dramatizes
the life story of Olympic hero Jesse
Owens Dorian Harewood, Oeooa
Morgan. Ben Vereen 1984.
IB MOVIE: 'Letter of Introduction'
A struggling young actress keeps
the secret that her father is a wellknown
actor
Ann
Sheridan.
Adolphe Menjou. Andrea Leeds.
1938
B:30 O Growing Pains (CC) Jason and
Maggie attempt to celebrate their
wedding anniversary, even though
Maggie is about to go on one of her
most important interview assignments
8:45 O Frontline: A Class Divided (CC)
9:00 O MOVIE: Stingray' A mysterious
loner with a Corvette Stingray batlies the ruthless head of the Mexican underworld. Nick Maneuso.
Susan Blakety. Robyn Douglass
1985 (R)
O Moonlighting (CC) Maddie and
David get involved with more than
they bargained for when they help
David s married ex-girlfriend locate
some missing jewelry (60 mm ) (R).
9 MOVIE: 'A Deadly Business'
(CC) An ex-convtct working undercover for the FBI exposes corrupt
business dealings m the handing ol
lethal toxic wastes. Alan Arkin, Armand Assante. Michael Learned
1986
O Great Moments With National
Geographic
10:00 O Spenser For Hire (CC) Spenser
investigates when the wealthy husband ol a gorgeous ex-model is
murdered (60 nun.)
O The Saint
7-45

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10:30 0 Tail
0 Mary Tylar Moore

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An Evening with Barbara Cook
Barney Miller
Benny Hill Show

WEDNESDAY
3/5
AFTER NOON

Twilight Zone
ffi Phil Slivers
11:30 O Tonight Show In Stereo
8 ABC News Nightime
Simon * Simon Rick and A J
are hired to find out who is trying to
prevent (he opening of an amusement park (60 mm | (R)
O MOVIE: 'Get Carter* An enforcer for a London mob investigates
the auto death of his brother and
decides it was murder Michael
Came. Brrtt Ekland 1971
m McMillan and Wife
I All in the Family
8 Ironside
12:00 O IMOVIE: The Whole World It
Watching' A team ol lawyers is
hired to represent the student
leader ol a campus riot Burl Ives.
Joseph Campanella James Farentino 1969
8 The Untouchables
Championship Ballroom Dancing Top dancers from around the
country compete lor honors in
three different categories. (110
mln.)
12:30 O Late Night with David Letterman Tonight s guests are Jay
Leno. Jessica Harper and Norns
McWhirter (60 mm ) (R). In Stereo
O MOVIE: 'Once Upon a Scoundrel' A vain and ruthless land baron
schemes to win the hand of a beautiful damsel Zero Mostel. Katy Jurado, Titos Vandis 1979.
Headline News
MOVIE: The Fuller Brush Man'
An inept door-to-door salesman
stumbles into a murder mystery
Red Skelton. Janet Blair. Hillary
Brooks. 1948
OS Mission: Impossible
1:30 O Love Connection
O Delaware Valley Forum
2:00 O MOVIE: Chaser' Ambulancechaser is framed by a crooked law
yer with the help of a girl who 'alls
lor the victim Dennis O Keefe, Ann
Mornss. Lewis Stone 1938
I Perspective
i CBS New* Ntghtwatch
2:45 0 MOVIE: '3:10 to Yuma' A farmer
attempts to bring a notorious kiaer
into Yuma so he can collect the reward Glenn Ford. Van Helm. Felicia Farr 1957
4:30 SI MOVIE: 'Oav Falcon' A jewel
heist brings the Falcon out ol retirement George Sanders. Wendy Bar
no. Allen Jenkins 1941

1:00

1:15

OB MOVIE: Melody Master1 Based

on the life of composer Franz
Schubert and his struggle to
achieve success m the music world
of 19th-century Austria Alan Curtis. Ilona Massey 1941
a Great Momenta With National
QeogrepMt
EVENING
Eyewitness News

1 Now*
3 M.
MacNeil-Lehrer Newshour
Dift'rent Strokes
I Happy Days
Gimme a Break
Marshall Dillon

1:00

S NBC News
ABC News
CBS New*
Jeflersont
Too Close for Comfort
{Welcome Back. Kotter
Peter Gunn
People's Court
Jeopardy
Entertainment Tonight On toca
tton with the original cast ol Andy
Griffith' for the upcoming TV movie
'Return to Mayberry'
Nightly Business Report
Santord and Son
M*A'S'H
All In the Family
Headline News
Evening Magazine
Wheel of Fortune
1100,000 Pyramid
Wikl Wild World of Animals
WKRP In Cincinnati
Benson
SBob Nawhart
The Millionaire
Survival Special: The Lion* of
Eto*ha: King of the B*a*t* (CC)
The family life of a single pride of
lions is explored (60 mm)
O Highway to Heaven Jonathan
kidnaps' a Soviet official in an effort
to reunite him with Ins long-lost
mother (60 mm )
O MacGyver (CC) MacGyver at
tempts to recover $60 million in diamonds stolen by an unscrupulous
con artist (60 mm ) (R)
SFaat Times (Premiere)
MOVIE: 'Alei and the Gypsy
Two completely opposite personalities become lovers Jack Lemmon.
Genevieve Butold 1976

MOVIE:
Escape from Fort
Bravo' A Confederate sympathizer
rescues her fiance and other Southern prisoners from a Union fort William Hoiden. Eleanor Parker. John
Forsythe 1953
MOVIE: Evil Roy Slade The
meanest outlaw in the Old West
changes his ways when he falls in
love with an innocent school
teacher. John Astin. Edie Adams.
Milton Berte 1971
MOVIE: 'Don't Lot* Your Head'
An irreverent satire on the French
Revolution Sidney James. Kenneth
Williams 1966
8:30 O Tough Cookies (Premiere)
9:00 O Blade's Magic Alei and Leonard investigate the mysterious landing ol a plane with no passengers
or pilot aboard (60 mm )
O Dynasty (CC) Alexis throws a
masquerade ball to camouflage the
arrival ol Blake s brother Ben.
Blake is surprised by the arrival ol
Senator Fallmont and his lamily at
the ball, and Dex and Amanda face
Alexis (60 mm )
0 Craxy Like a Fox The Foxes'
vacation at a dude ranch is interrupted when a corpse is discovered
in the barn (60 mm )
0 Planet Earth: Fata of the Earth
(CC) The global consequence* ol a
nuclear winter and an ultraviolet
spring are discussed (60 mm )
10:00 O SL Elsewhere Craig spends the
night at the hospital after his wile
kick* him out of the house, and
Westphall has a surpnse lor an attractive medical student whom he
invites to dinner (60 mm.)
O Arthur HaHey's Hotel (CC) Juke
experiences sexual harassment
from the new director of hotel services, and a flower stand proprietor
must meet the daughter she gave
up lor adoption on the eve of the
daughter s wedding (60 mm )
0 The Equalizer Several members
of a
wedding
party-including
McCall-are taken hostage by terrorists seeking a wealthy Arab philanthropist (60 mm)
0 Folk/Rock
Crossroads
In
Stereo
8 Billy Graham Crusade
News
0 Bob Newharl
S Headline News
In
10 15 0
Folk/Rock
Crossroads
Stereo
10:30 0 Tail
0 Mary Tyler Moore
0 Yancy Oarenger
11:00 0 Eyewitness News
O 0 New*
0 Barney Miller

Jtes*
5 16

0 Benny Hid Show

0 Twilight Zone
0 Phil Silvers
11 15 0 To Be Announced
11 30 O Tonight Show In Stereo
O ABC News Nightlin*
0 T.J. Hooker Film footage seems
to show that Hooker is guilty ol
shooting an unarmed teenager (60
mm) (R)
0 Great Moments With National
Geographic
0 MOVIE: Going Home' A sixyear-old child s testimony is instrumental m securing the conviction ol
his lather lor the beating death of
Ins mother Years later, the boy
seeks out his lather Robert Mil
chum. Brenda Vaccaro. Jan Mi
chad Vincent 1971
SMcCloud
All in the Farmly
0 lron*ide
12:00 O MOVIE: Flaming Star' A lamily
is caught in the midst ol an Indian
uprising Elvis Presley Dolores Del
Rio, John Mclntire 1960
8 The Untouchables
12:30 O ILai* Night with David Letter
man Tonight s guests are Eva Gabor. John Cleese and bat expert Dr
Merlin Turtle (60 mm) (R). In
Stereo
0 MOVIE: Third uwl from the
Left' A Manhattan night club chorus
girt suddenly realizes that, in today s youth-oriented society, she is
considered an aging performer
Kim Novak. Tony Curtis. Michael
Brandon 1973
0 Headline New*
1:00 0 MOVIE: 'Government Girl' Wartime Washington, where there were
ten girts to every man. and the mad
scramble lor dates Okvia de Havilland. Sonny Tufts. Anne Shirley
1943
0 Mission: Impossible
1 30 O Love Connection
0 Millionaire Maker
200 O MOVIE. 'Kongo' This takes us
deep m the heart ol the Congo, regarding iniustice and involving the
livesolfour people Walter Huston
Lupe Velez Conrad Nagel 1932
I Perspective: New Jersey
I CBS News Nightwatch
2 30 0 Delaware Valley Forum
2:45 0 MOVIE: 'A Pme of Gold' In occupied Berlin, a scheme develops
to steal a shipment ol gold bullion
from the Berlin airlift Richard Wid
mark. Mai Zefterling. Nigel Patrick
1955
4:30

0 MOVIE: The Last Lion' An ailing millionaire returns lo Africa for

one last hunt Jack Hawkins. David
van der Walt 1975

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BACK TO THE FUTURE

Wonder il Freud had anything like Ihis in
mind when he lormulated his theories
about Oedipus complexes
iSamenc 4. 1908 Chestnut. 567-0904)
BRAZIL
Jonathon Pryce has a lough time rooking for the bright side ot lite
(Eric Rrttenhouse. 19th and Chestnut.
567-0320)
THE COLOR PURPLE
Certainly has quite a lew people the color red over its portrayal ot black men
(Ode City. 2nd and Front. 627 5966)
(Walnut Mall. 3925 Walnut. 222-2344)
THE DELTA FORCE
Chuck Norns and the boys deal out
there own solution to terrorist hijackings
double-barrel diplomacy Speak softly
and make a big stink
(Eric's Place. 1519 Chestnut, 563-3086)
(Enc 3 on Campus. 40th and Walnut.
382-0296)

DOWN AND OUT IN BEVERLY MILLS

There are quite a number of sick puppies m this film, but the dog. Matisse, is
not one of them
(Sam's Place. 19th and Chestnut.
972-0536)
DREAMCHILD
First week. Alice in Grown-up Land
Review next week
(Ritz V. 214 Walnut. 925-7900)

fix
What's this mediocre movie's biggest
special effect? fit stay in the theaters
(Sameric 4. 1908 Chestnut. 567-0604)
(Eric 3 on Campus. 40th and Walnut.
382-0296)
HANNAH AND HER SISTERS
Woody Allen's latest is definitely no
Sleeper You're Bananas if you don't
seen
(Sam's Place. 191h and Chestnut,
972-0536)
THE HITCMCR
Thumbs up REVIEW ON PAGE 12
(Duke and Duchess. 1605 Chestnut.
563-9881)
HOLLYWOOO VICE SQUAD
First week. Miami Vice meets
Hollywood Review next week
(Midlown. Broad and Chesnut.
567-7021)

PRETTY IN PINK
First week. Isn't she7 Queen ol Ihe teen
scene Molly Ringwakfs latest Review
nest week
(Sameric 4. 1908 Chestnut. 567W04)

WILDCATS
Send this comedy to the showers
(Regency. 16th and Chestnut. 567-2310)
(Walnut Mall. 3925 Walnut. 222-2344)

KISS OF THE SPIDER WOMAN

This week's Academy Award nominee
re-run offers you one more chance to
see this excellent him
(Palace. 1812 Chestnut. 496-0222)

QUICKSILVER
Kevin Bacon may be sizzling as an actor, but the mercury isn't rising for this
drama
(Duke and Duchess. 1605 Chestnut.
563-9681)

TERRORVISION
Bad reception REVIEW ON PAGE 12

LA CAGE AUX FOLLES 3

Sorry, no review for this one ft wasn't
worth it
(Eric Rrttenhouse. 19th and Chestnut,
567-0320)

RAN
Now that Akira Kurosawa has adapted
Macbeth and King Lear, which
Shakespeare tragedy will he do next?
(Ritz V. 214 Walnut. 925-7900)

MURPHY S ROMANCE
Garner may be up for an Oscar, but
FwM has her award - Woman of the
Year from Harvard's Hasty Pudding
Club
(Okie City, 2nd and Front, 627 5966)
(Walnut Mat, 3925 Walnut, 222-2344)

RASPUTIN
First week. Supposedly (he true story of
one ol the most colorlul characters in
Russian history Review next week
(Ritz V. 214 Walnut. 925-7900)

HOUSE
First week. A little something tor those
of you contemplating living off-campus
next year
(Regency. 16th and Chestnut. 567-2310)
(Walnut Mai. 3925 Walnut. 222-2344)

OUT OF AFRICA
No. rt's not advice regarding divestment
for the trustees (but it should be)
(Eric's Mark I. 18th and Market.
564-6222)
(Eric 3 on Campus. 40th and Walnut.
382-0296)

Music I Focus

MAHAMAVA: AN EXHIBITION OF
CRAFTS AND CRAFTSMEN OF
EASTERN INDIA
Crafts from the eastern region ol Ihe In
dian subcontinent, including baskets,
silk embroidery and unglazed terracotta
pots
(Port of History Museum st Psnn's Landing. Delaware Avenue at Walnut St.
925-3804)
ROMANCE BOOK ART
Chock fun of those seamy scenes ol
paperback brilliance that make their
home in airport bookstands
(Gallery ot raustrauon a Fine Art. 305
Cherry St, 625-9168)

SISTERS
this one
Music Fair. 296-9994,
March 2)

WATUSI
Ex-Potyrock members in their area
debut
(Revival. 22 South 3rd, 627-4825,
February 27)
BEAT RODEO
w/PERSIAN GULF
This cowpunk rodeo definitely isn't beat
(Founder's Great Hall, Haverford College. 896-5799. February 28)

Theater

THE HOOD
Ex-Swanns members try a new guise
(Revival. 22 South 3rd. 627-4825.
February 28)
CURTIS INSTITUTE OPERA
Opera and shopping what a combination Catch Mozart's "The Marriage of
Figaro" in English Free
(John Wanamakers Auditorium. 3rd
Floor. 13th and Market. 893-5275.
March 1.2)
ROBERT BFOQHTMORE
In his first visit to America. English
classical guitarist performs works by
J S
Bach. Leo Brouwer. Enrique
Oranados and Oliver Hunt
(Classical Guitar Store. 1427 Walnut.
567-2972. March 2)
EXECUTIVE SLACKS
w/MIKEY WILD A THE MESS
They'll either give you Nausea, or nd
you ot it Find out for yourself
(Revival 22 South 3rd. 627-4825. March
2)
LEFTWICH
HIGGINBOTTOM AND
JACKSON
Old-time musicians known for their
spoiled talk and bluegrass performance
style
(Cherry Trse Music Co-op. St Mary's
Parish Hill. 3916 Locust Walk.
386-1640. March 2)
NILSLOFGREN
/STEVE FORBERT
Flip tori.
(Tna Trocedero. 1003 Arch, 627-8034.
March 3)
BARLEYCORN
w/EAMONN MCOWR

20 / 34TH STREET

2S-UP
What's up wrth this film? REVIEW ON
PAGE 12.
(Ritz V. 214 Walnut. 925-7900)

HOUSES AND OTHER STRANGE

PLACES
New sculpture by Debra M Sachs
(Nexus Foundation for Today's Art. 2017
Chancellor St. 567-3481)

PHILADELPHIA ORCHESTRA
Guest Conductor Erich Leinsdorf heads
the Orchestra in their first performance
of Philry composer Vincent Persichetti's
'Concerto for English Horn and String
Orchestra."
(Academy ol Music. 1420 Locust.
893-1939. February 27. 28. March 1. 4)
THE POINTER
Don't Jump lor
(Valley Forge
February 27

THE TRIP TO BOUNTIFUL

Worth the trip to see it
(Ritz V. 214 Walnut. 925-7900)

LAURIE ANDERSON
That chameleon of performance art says goodbye to
Mister Heartbreak on her latest tour.
(The Tower, 69th and Ludlow, 352-0313, March 1)
An evening fun ol Irish music and
comedy
(Media Inn. Baltimore Pike and Pro
vidence Road. Media. 5664460. March
4.5)

MIRACLE LEGION
w/THE RAUNCH HANDS
A good show, right in your Backyard
(Revival. 22 S. 3rd. 627-4825. March 8)

KID CREOLE
AND THE COCONUTS
Caribbean new wave flesh show
(The Trocadero 1003 Arch. 627-8034.
March 4)

JONATHAN RICHMAN
Come Party m lite Woods Tonight tor
Rockm' and Romance at its best.
(Chestnut Cabaret. 38th and Chestnut
382 1201. March 6)

JOHNCALE
Catch a view of this former V.U.-er
(Chestnut Cabaret. 38th and Chestnut,
382-1201. March 5)
MARSHALL CRENSHAW
A worthwhile tnp Downtown
(The Trocadero. 1003 Arch. 627-8034
March 5)
THE FALL
w/FTVE STORY FALL
Is this supposed to be funny?
(Revival 22 S 3rd. 627-4825. March 5)
DONOVAN
Meaow Yellow

with taundice and old

(Chestnut Cabaret 38th and Chestnut.

382-1201. March 6)

FEBRUARY 27, 1986

AEROSMtTH
w/TED NUGENT
Walk Tins Way The Gonzo man is back
Intensities in Ten Cities Heavy metal
rules.
(Spectrum. Broad and Patterson.
569-9416. March 8)
PAT BENATAR
ar/THE DEL LORDS
Hall isn't only tor children
(Spectrum. Broad and
566-9416, March 11)

Patterson.

THE DAMNED
Damned, but not forgotten
(The Trocadero. 1003 Arch. 827-8034.
March II)

CHsLDE BYRON
One of history's moat charismatic and
controversial figures. Lord Byron.
clashes in a duel ot wits with his
Daughter Ada. Countess ot Lovelace
Written by Perm proles sot Romulus Linnay. Reviewed next week
(Wikna Theater. 2030 Sansom St,
9834)345)
LA CAGE AUX FOLLES
Musical transvestism does pretty weH in
Philadelphia, but it's at home in New
York. This production stars
ex-''Hollywood Squares' host Peter
Marshal Isn't late weird?
(Forrest Theatre. 1114 Walnut St.
923-1515)
LET MY PEOPLE COME
The economically-dressed cast has kept
it up tor over 2000 performances You
gat what you pay tor REVIEW ON
PAGE 13
(Grands!'s Lair. 500 South St. 923-5560)

JOHNCIARDI
The mtemationaty acclaimed post expresses his views on the importance of
poetry tor children. He wra awo read
severs! ot his own selections March 3.
aJtftML
(Please Touch Museum. 210 N 21st St.
9830867)
WORLD PEACE A NO THE INOIVIOUAL
E. L Doctorow, Susan Sontag. and R
D. Laing. working from the premie that

SCHLOCK

REPERTORY
ROXY SCREENING ROOM
First weak A lat mortuary attendant
woos a skinny subway conductor with
candy bars in the German comedy
Sugarbaby Continuing its stay is Utu.
the tale of New Zealand natives refecting European overtures in the 1870's.
(2023 Sansom. 561-0114)
THEATRE OF THE LIVING ARTS
Frt. Sat: Vanessa Redgrave in The
Return ot the Soldier, and Ann-Margaret
in Weatherby Sun thru Turn director
Akira Kurosawa's epic masterpiece. The
Seven Samurai tied ana Thur offer
Fitzcarraldo and Ballad ol the Little
Soldier, a documentary about Ihe
Miskitos Indians battling the Sandanistas in Nicaragua. Frl and Sat: midnight screenings ol The Rocky Horror
Picture Show
(334 South. 922-1010)

THE SKY'S THE LIMIT

A display ol colorful kites from the
Museum's Education Store
(Please Touch Museum. 210 N 21st St.
9630667)
U.S. ART CENSUS 86: CONTEMPORARY AFRICAN-AMERICAN
ARTISTS
70 works by 35 regional contemporary
black American artists
(Pennsylvania Academy ol Fine Arts.
Broad and Cherry Sis. 972-7600)
BENJAMIN WEST IN PENNSYLVANIA
COLLECTIONS
The nrst American artist to win international acclaim This exhibit
landscapes and the historical i
on which his reputation is based, including the frenetic Ben/amm Franklin
Drawing Electricity Irom the Sky
Reviewed nexl week.
(Philadelphia Museum of An, Parkway
at 26th St. 763-8100)

RICHARD*
Now. the winter of our discontent is
made glorious summer by this son of
York, right here in West Philadelphia
(Mandell Theatre. 33rd and Chesnut
Sis. 896-2787)
SHE ALSO DANCES
Big deal, but can she type? neviewed
nexl week.
(Walnut Street Theatre, 9th and Walnut
Sts, 574-3586)
THE THINKING HEART
The spiritual tourney of Etty HiHesum, a
Dutch Jew Irving in Europe during World
War II, as chronicled by her own diaries
(The Painted Bride Arts Center. 230
Vine St. 9254914)
TOMFOOLERY
Ave Maria/Gee it's good to ess ya/Dom
the Vatican Rag. The immortal satire of
Tom Lehrer blown up to make you think
it's more than rust s spruced up
nightclub act.
(Walnut Street Theatre. 9th and Walnut
SU. 574-3566)

work) peace is an extension ot inner

peace w* participate in an open torum
March 29th. sponsored by the American
Poetry Center
(Great Han ol Philadelphia Colleges.
Broad and Pine Sts, 732-7809)
FREE VOICE OF LABOR THE JEWISH
ANARCHISTS and YUOtE
Documentaries on the ideals of workers
whose economic struggle led to
American labor unions February 24 at
1:00.
(National Museum of American Jewish
History. 55 N 5th St. 92*3811)