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WEDNESDAY 25
MARCH 2015

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SEQ 1 TITLE SEQUENCE

[VT 1: Titles]
[AUD APPLAUSE @ -5]

SEQ 2 INTRO SHOW AND GUESTS

JAMIE:/

What you Sayin?

Im Jamie Terry and this is the show
aimed at you, and what you're talking
about on the sofa, with your friends,
down the pub and on that interweb but,
unlike the government, were not
bullshiting you. Straight up Controversy!

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Now we cant have a panel show without

some panellist. And this lot have quite a
mouth on them. Think of them as a
snapchat of modern Britain, but with
added attitude and slightly less nudity.
These are real people with real opinions,
just like you and me. First up...

He loves drumming so you can tell he

likes banging things. Well he is an
expectant dad its Roo!

Shes a pole-dancing fan who loves her

Snow White costume put them together
and you have potentially the greatest
disney film ever made. Welcome Beth!

And finally if Katie Price and Katie

Hopkins had a love child hed be their
sassy offspring Its Jordan.

[APPLAUSE]

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Guys, Youre wildest dreams have come

true. For the next 30 minutes you are the
voice of the people so tell us why youre
here! What grinds your gears?
[Start with Roo, to Beth, ending on
Jordan]

SEQ 3 GRAFFITI INTRO

Well Jordan, anyone would think wed

scripted this, as our first story happens
to be graffiti.

Breaking news in the Graffiti world,

superstar Banksy has created 4 images in
Gaza,

[Cue TV Image: GAZA]

but like all Banksy art work theyre

probably up on ebay already.

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But should Graffiti really be worth

500,000? And how come when I write
(insert offensive graffiti slogan ) on a
wall I get arrested.

[TV Image OFF]

Well I hitched a ride to East London to

bag me a banksy .
Roll VT..

SEQ 4 GRAFFITI VT
[VT 2: Graffiti]
[IQ:
Londons East End, famous for its culture,
market stalls and in particular, its outstanding
graffiti.]

[OQ:
But it doesnt change the fact that it can

still damage property and that it is still illegal.

Whats Your Say?]

[APPLAUSE]

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SEQ 5 GRAFFITI DEBATE

JAMIE:/

So Jordan you look like youre about to

blow your graffiti load all over this
audience so lets leave you to stew and go
to Roo instead! What Do You think of
Graffiti?

ROO:/

[Roos Argument For Graffiti]

BETH:/

[Beths Argument]
JORDAN:/

[Jordans Argument]
JAMIE:/

[Cue Card Questions]

Whats the difference between art

and graffiti?
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Should Graffiti be made legal it

costs the government over $1 billion

pounds to clean up each year.

What punishment should there be for

vandals?

JAMIE:/

We asked you wanna be wanksys at

home to get involved in the debate using
the hashtag whats your say and you
didnt disappoint us.
[Cue TV Image - GR-TWEET]

J_Rowe_619 said is graffiti

ignored because its anti
establishment image doesnt
conform to the art worlds view
[Debate continues]
[TV Image OFF]

Graffiti began as gang

communication so does this
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mean supporting graffiti

encourages gang crime and
violence?
Well we could talk about that all night
but lets tag our next headline tonight.
SEQ 6 IDENT 1
[VT 3 Ident 1 (6 seconds)]
SEQ 7 DOMESTIC ABUSE INTRO
Were not a show that shys away from
any topic no matter how tough or
sensitive. So lets talk about Domestic
violence. Sadly 1 in 4 women and 1 in 6
men in the UK are affected by this. But if
you came face to face with someone
suffering abuse, would you intervene?
We put our lab coats on and conducted a
social experiment to answer that very
question. Didnt we Beth and Rory? Run
VT.
SEQ 8 DOMESTIC VIOLENCE VT
[VT 3: Domestic Violence]
[IQ:
Domesticviolenceleadsto,onaverage,two
womenbeingmurderedeachweekand30men
peryear.]

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[OQ:
Asyoucanseedomesticviolenceisnot

niceforanyonetoexperience..Hopefullyvictims
andspectatorswillspeakupwhenitcounts]

SEQ 9 DOMESTIC VIOLENCE DEBATE

Really powerful and thought provoking
stuff there. Beth, Roo obviously you both
took part in this experiment how do you
feel watching that back? Beth You First!

BETH:/
[Beth Response]
[Roo Response]

JAMIE:/
[Cue Card Questions]

Jordan how do you think you would

react in scenario like that?
Beth Would you say we are
becoming desensitized to these kind
of situations?
[Cue Tv Image DV POLL]

16-19 year old are the most likely

age group to suffer Domestic Abuse
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but a poll on our website showed

over 60% of people thought 20-25
year olds would be most likely. Does
this surprise you Jordan?
[TV Image OFF]

What role does the media have in

the perception of domestic violence?
Blockbuster movie 50 shades of grey
has been accused of promoting
abuse in relationships.
Agree/disagree?

SEQ 10 OUTRO TO AD BREAK

JAMIE:/

Lets just say a massive thank you to

Louis, our actors Jamie and Emma and
our panelists who all took part in that
VT.
Were gonna take a breather now, but
join us in a few where we talk photoshop
and see whats turning off young voters.
Dont go anywhere!
[APPLAUSE]
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[AD BREAK]
SEQ 11 WELCOME BACK
[AUD APPLAUSE @ -5]
JAMIE:/

SEQ 12 BODY IMAGE INTRO

Youre back! I knew I could trust you!
Unlike that Kanye West.
[Cue Tv image - Kim K Bum]
Hes been tweeting pictures of innocent
Kim Kardashian in the nude and
showcasing his photoshopping talents in
the process!
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And with the brand celebrating its 25
anniversary he isnt the only one. It
seems everyone loves a filter these days!
But why do we feel the need to make
ourselves look a little less shit?
[Cue Image off TV]
We sent our model George to find out...
Lets take a look, shall we?

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SEQ 13 BODY IMAGE VT

[VT 4: Body Image]
[IQ -
Every day we are bombarded with images
of perfection through the media.]

[OQ -
Insteadoflookinginthemirrorand
focusingonyourflaws,lookinthemirror
andappreciateyourbest
featureseveryonehasthem.

SEQ 14 BODY IMAGE DEBATE

So why do we like to look less like
ourselves. Roo what do you think? Are
you more instagram or instasham?
ROO:/

[Roo Responds]
JAMIE:/

Can Photoshop can be used to

inspire?

Little suprise for you here, we had our

manipulation maestro turn some
pictures of this ropey looking bunch into
runway chic.
[Jamie hands out pictures to panel]
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[Reactions of panelists]
[Cue Card Questions]

What about its potential to

cause eating disorders?
Kim Kardashians even
photoshopped
[Cue Tv Image - Kim K Baby]
her babys eye colour! Is that
too far?
[Panel Response]
[Cue image off TV]
JAMIE:/

We asked our snap happy audience to

send in their opinions of photoshop and
weve picked the best one!
Wes Says B
ecause it can be tampered
with, it doesn't necessarily show a true
image of something or someone.
#
whatsyoursay

[Debate Continues]
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Well, before someone kicks off lets

move into our final topic tonight!
SEQ 15 IDENT 2
[VT 6: Ident 2 - 6 Seconds]
SEQ 16 POLITICS INTRO
JAMIE:/

Some of the countrys least likable and

idiotic people are currently competing
for a place in one of the most well known
nut houses in the UK ready for May. No
not Big Brother - its the General election!
We headed to the world famous location
of Margate.. We enjoyed the journey
back more.. where 2 candidates who
love a pint or 2 helped us figure out the
problem with young voters.
SEQ 17 POLITICS VT
[VT 5: Politics]
[IQ:
Margate; known for its arcades, seaside
and thrilling theme park..]

[OQ: It remains to be seen who will win on May

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the 7
, personally Im voting for another pint]

SEQ 18 POLITICS DEBATE

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JAMIE:/

So Murray V Farage. Who do we think

appeals more to the young voters of
Britain, Beth?
[Panel Response]

Do we think voting actually

makes a difference?
Do politicians need to do more
to encourage young voters? Are
their policies aimed at us?

Whos job is it to educate young

people on politics? Should it be
down to schools or maybe
themselves?
JAMIE:/

[Cue TV Image - POL-POLL]

We asked you at home would you rather
vote for a show like x factor and strictly
or in the elections and [Insert poll
figures].
You dont seem surprised by that
Jordan?
[Panel Responds]
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[Tv image off]

SEQ 19 OUTRO SHOW
[Adlib into link]
If tonights show has hit you harder than
a blow to Wayne Rooneys face, it means
youve been listening! So visit our
website for further information and
ways to get help. Rooney, call me.
Thanks again to our panelists, this
wonderful audience and everyone at
home for getting involved. But
remember the debate continues online What You Sayin?!
[APPLAUSE]
SEQ 20 CLOSING CREDITS

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