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Anachronox ch17
Anachronox ch17
Anachronox ch17
“My master,” questioned Dezzick, “but that means you’re a servant of the
Creator. You’re an angel!” “Yeah,” sighed Ares, “pretty much.” “I’m a supernal.
basically an angelic assassin?” “Well, I wouldn’t be so blunt about it, but yeah,”
replied Ares, “Look, I can’t keep talking to you. We must go to your execution.”
“You won’t die,” assured the angel, “neither shall Nara.” The prisoner began to
Ares interjected, “My name is not Ares Le. Actually, that pseudonym is
nothing more than anagram of my real name. Ares in reverse is Sera. This is the
first half of my name. Le reversed is El. This is the second half of my name.”
Dezzick gulped as he learned the angel’s true name: Serael. This was not
any ordinary assassin in his midst. He was looking at the most terrifying killing-
machine alive. Serael. The very name would send chills every demon’s back. This
single angel alone wiped out a whole legion with a single slash of his blade. But
what was he doing here, wondered the demon. Then he realized why the angel
was here, and he was grateful that the assassin did not do what he was meant to
do.
“Now,” said Serael, “You must do all I say, everything to most minute of
binded with chains and ropes. He was handcuffed as well. Holding his arm was
Serael, impersonating as an imperial guard. The whites of Serael’s eyes were dark
The Pit was Hell’s greatest weapon. It is as swift as the guillotine and as
painful as a gas chamber. The Pit was a large abyss that had the illusion that it
was perpetual in depth. It has a furnace at the very end. When controlled, it will
shoot fire into the sky, just like a giant flamethrower. Dezzick and Serael finally
The other guard turned on the furnace. Serael would have killed him and
walked off with Dezzick, but the chancellor was also in their presence. To attack
would mean to blow his cover. So, the angel restrained himself. He had expected
this. Samyaza eyed him, then moved to glance at the executionee. He spat at
Serael, “Proceed. I have this fucker pinned down.” Samyaza, again, eyed him.
The furnace was turned on. Its heat was a perfect match to that of a yellow
star. “Wait Jakko,” shouted Samyaza, “The maximum, if you will.” “But sir,”
protested the guard, “that would be the equivalent of a blue star.” “Are you
questioning my judgment, you dog! Do you wish to pay this traitor’s price for
him,” sneered the chancellor. The terrified guard did as he was told, valuing his
beneath his feet was now the literal hotspot in Hell. Serael’s grip tightened.
Dezzick tore the binds of his feet. In perfect form, the convict attacked
Serael with a roundhouse kick. Serael blocked it. He attacked the prisoner with a
chop. The prisoner, however, managed to dodge it and kicked him to the floor.
Dezzick sprinted toward Jakko. The unsuspecting guard was only armed with is
old, rusty dagger. The convict high-kicked the blade into the air. At this time, the
chancellor rushed to attack to him. “Get the bastard,” roared Samyaza. Before
Samyaza’s blade could be unveiled, however, Dezzick jumped into the air and his
teeth bit the cold, hard hilt of the dagger. Within seconds, he cut the binds of his
hands and slashed the binds of his wings. Smoothly, he moved out of the path of
the chancellor’s sword. Out of nowhere, Serael tackled the prisoner, forcing him
into the Pit to feel its searing flames. As the convict fell, however, his hand
grabbed Serael’s collar, dragging Serael with him into the plummeting doom.
“What the fuck just happened,” shouted the frustrated chancellor. “Turn
that fucking thing off, you useless moron,” he brusquely ordered. The confused
oom-whoom. The furnace was shutdown. The chancellor grabbed the guard’s neck
and spanned his wings. He quickly descended to the ground level of the abyss.
When he reached his destination, he did not find any remains of the victims. The
heat heat could have destroyed them, but there should have been something left.
As the two gazed around, Jakko pointed to his right. There lay only a handful of
ashes. The chancellor was calm once more. He took hold of the guard’s neck and
ascended the Pit. Then, the two of them parted. The chancellor walked away with
“Teleportation. I thought that was impossible.” Serael smiled as well, “With God
all things are possible. Now, if you’re going to be my vizier, you need a better
name than shitty Dezzick. It makes me think that you are upholding trash. From
this point on, you will be upholding my name. You are to uphold it as a treasurer
does with a treasure. Wait! That’s it! Treasurer! From this day on, you shall be
called Jasper.” “You have very high expectations, don’t you,” commented
Dezzick, who is now Jasper. “Three months of training with me and you’ll be able
to kill just about any demon. Then we’ll come back for your girl In three months,
you will have your precious Nara.” “Very well, I’ll hold you to that,” said his new
vizier. “Any questions,” asked the assassin. “Just one,” replied his vizier who was
staring at him, “What kind of angel doesn’t have any wings?” There was a smile
on his face. A grin came on Serael’s face. “The studly kind,” he jokingly
responded.