May 7, 2015

CLASS OF 2015

Pg. 13

Fairfax

Senior Class Prophecies

SPONSOR
Joni Fields

JASE BARNES
After moving in with his sister, Jase gets a job as a Napoleon Dynamite
doppleganger. Since he has made a killing acting, he marries girlfriend
#871, who remains nameless. Due to his millionaire status, Jase, #871, and
his sister reside in a mansion in Beverly Hills.

ADVANCED PORK SYSTEMS

Fairfax, Mo. (660) 254-1334

ATCHISON COUNTY VET CLINIC

Tarkio, Mo. (660) 736-5722

TREVOR BROWN
For a brief time, Trevor changes careers from nursing to cosmetology
where he masters different hair and facial treatments. After years of depression, Trevor reunites with his one true love from high school, Crystal.
The height difference really does not matter to either of them anymore. He
spends the rest of his life in a fiery relationship while fighting fiery situations.

PRINCIPAL

Dustin Barnes
MILES MURRY
After a successful football career, Miles finds the love of his life at a
junior high pep rally. He lands a job as the manager of a Victorias Secret
store. After losing that dream job, he spends his remaining time writing
his sports memoirs.

KATELYN VERNON
After graduation, Katelyn moves to Alaska to begin research between
humans and wolves. She spends an hour every day trying to build a fire
with the right equipment. She soon realizes that the city is where she is
meant to live, and so becomes the spokesman for Crystals biography and
movie. She and Matthew meet weekly for Book Club visits and to discuss
her focus group on improving mens rights.

OSWALD CROW AGENCY

Rock Port (660) 744-6249
Tarkio (660) 736-4108

SMITH FARMS
Fairfax, Mo.

SUPERINTENDENT
Mr. Garrett

CRYSTAL YOCUM
Like right out of high school, Crystal literally marries an unnamed random dude who caters to her every need. Seriously, Crystal enjoys bringing
her husband back to Fairfax every weekend to hang with the high school
kids.After giving birth to eight children, Crystal begins a new clothing line
for the overweight woman who wants to keep the conservative and modest
look. In sweatpants the rest of her life, she totally lives happily ever after.

PRODUCERS HYBRIDS / MILES SMITH

Fairfax, Mo. (660) 562-7415

CITIZENS BANK & TRUST

Rock Port, Mo. (660) 744-5333

Member FDIC

Seniors,

Everyone here at Farmer Publishing would like to congratulate all of Atchison Countys
2015 graduating seniors. We would also like to wish everyone good luck in their future endeavours.
We have enjoyed watching you grow up over the last 18 years and thank you for giving us
something to be proud of.

ARME

PUBLISHING

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119 E. Main | Fairfax, MO
660.686.2741

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660.744.6245

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