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My name is Shu Qi.
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That's right. It's the same
Shu as the movie star "Shu Qi".
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Though not the same Qi.
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My "Qi" means curiosity.
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Throughout my life,
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I've spent 90% of my time gambling.
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I am a pathological gambler.
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No more bets.
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Gourd... Gourd, is it?
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The result is...
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Look, UFO.
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I am casual about eating.
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Faster...
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I told you to go faster, bastard!
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I told you to go faster, not go down, bastard!

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And I am casual in sex too.
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Hey dude,
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what do you think about
this horse "The Nice Wind"?
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Nice...
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So nice...
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It sounds nice.
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I'm casual in everything.
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As long as I can gamble day and night.
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I hit the bed when I've lost every penny.
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When I wake up, I rack my brains
to make money to gamble again.
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Until I met this woman.
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The woman that made me change everything.
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First match, <i>2</i> with 4, 6 and 8.
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$1,000 each. $3,000 in total.
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I don't need to work any more
if I get this one.
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I am not sure if the Almanac has it right.
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The one I got around noon
is not the God of Wealth...
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but the God of Plague.
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Excuse me...
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Here comes a taxi...
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Bitch, you hurt me!
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Who's the Bitch now? Who are you talking to?
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Look at you, which part of you look human?
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Driver, Racecourse please!
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Bitch, you are not the only one
on the way to the Racecourse.
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What about me?
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Shit, really don't have enough time
to get there. Go to Jockey Club.
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Three thousand, Sir.
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Shit! Where is my money?
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Excuse me...
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Here comes a taxi...
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No...
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What happen to horse number 11 today?
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What the hell!
This is the first time in my life...
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that all the sequences of the horses
I picked are matched.
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Are you kidding?
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If I catch them,
I would definitely rape and kill them.
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Don't think that's the end of it.
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I'll get my father to rape
and kill them again. Not only this.
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I'll summon my grandpa's spirit...
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to rape and kill them again.
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You two bitches stopped me
from winning my money.

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You blocked me from getting to the Racecourse?
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Then I am going to Macau.
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Buddy Qi.
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How come you are so early today?
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If you came early,
you would have been rich by now.
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The banker keeps winning for more than
20 times in a row. It's unbelievable.
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Look.
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Are you kidding?
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It's true.
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The banker's winning again as We speak.
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This time it's for real.
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Ok. Some freebies for refreshment.
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No problem.
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Ladies and gentlemen...
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Five carton of cigarettes.

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Chao. Yes.
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Get me 10 thousand chips.
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Just for you.
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For these banker,
I just need to place an average bet...
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until it busts.
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I can do this all my life.
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I'll bet for the banker.
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I'd never thought I'd be
confronting my enemies.
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My heart was burning with rage.
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You Copy-cat.
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I am not asking you not to bet.
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But don't sink the boat.
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Did you hear what she just said?
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Hearing that,
my blood shot right up to my head...

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then right down my spine.
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I decided to battle her.
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10 thousand on player.
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That's good.
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No. 5 player.
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This is gambling.
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There is no rule in gambling?
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Be an 8, be a 9 but not a lover.
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4 edges... it's really 4 edges.
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Let me blow.
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It's 9.
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Television...
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No edge...
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How did you know?
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Player, 1 point.

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You'll win him if you get a nine.
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Nice.
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3 edges...
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Ace...
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This is more than enough to beat him.
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Banker, <i>2</i> points.
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Enough to beat him. Give him the face card.
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Television...
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There is a number.
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1 point.
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1 is enough to beat you.
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1 is enough to win.
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Blow it...
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Three of a kind...
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Block it... Three of a kind...

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Player, <i>2</i> points. Banker,
no point. Player wins.
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Just like you. There is nothing.
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Yeah.
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Judging from your height.
You should be just...
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tiny.
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Tiny, We123
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How does she know?
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What do you mean by tiny? Have you tried it?
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Tiny? You just lost a tiny bit of money,
and you have to hit the road.
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Chicken!
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Who are you calling?
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I am calling you, chicken!
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Tiny.
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You are out of luck. You just pissed us off.

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You are going to lose a fortune, Tiny.
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Chao.
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What's up?
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Who are they?
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Just two gambling addicts.
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The one with no figure
is called "Princess Flora".
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The one that looks like a distorting mirror...
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is called "Vulgarlina".
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They're not only figureless,
they've got gross names too.
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Scares me to death?
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And I thought they are girlfriends
of some big shots.
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Who dares to take them?
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They were really the Wonder Ladies.
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Whoever lays eyes on them will get screwed.
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Really?
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There was a big shot that
came here for dinner one time.
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He just said hi to her.
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Once he stepped out the door,
he got chopped up with only the head left.
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Bad luck is good.
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Bad luck is good?
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Chao.
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What's up, madam?
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Who is this?
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It's just a regular gambler.
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Shu Qi... no wonder he always loses.
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That's the bastard.
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Shit, I thought he is some big shot.
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He gets beaten up by big shots.
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Did he bug you?

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I'll bugger him.
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No need to do that.
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He looks fine
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but his mother gave him a girl's name.
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Poor thing.
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Get me 100 thousand chips.
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Yes, madam.
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Me too.
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In order to get back my pride,
I had to battle this Princess Flora.
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There is no day or night.
We lost all sense of time.
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We both win some, lose some.
Nobody is really winning. It's a tie.
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The gaming table smells blood.
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The higher the bet, the more chances to lose.
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We end up gambling until dawn.

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Both of us had lost to the banker.
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Chao, how much did we lose?
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It's just a hundred thousand.
Do you have to treat us like this?
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I have no choice.
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Boss ordered us to do that.
We are already treating you nicely.
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And you call this nice?
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You may like to look over there first.
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So heavy duty.
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How can you be so cruel to your friend?
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I don't have money nor friend...
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and I don't have relatives' phone number
for them to call.
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I'm in such bad luck.
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They are going to cut my kidney later on.
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Yes.
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Go call your relatives and friends
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to bring money to save you.
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Call your boyfriend.
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He is poorer than me.
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Call your mom. She's got social assistance.
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Are you human...
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casting your eyes on other's mom's
Comprehensive Social Security Assistance?
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Hers is assistance from China.
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Her mother has China funding.
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Stop your bullshit.
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Buddy, drag this guy out and cut his kidney.
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Just a minute.
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Would you not cut my kidney,
just cut my foreskin instead?
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Cut his kidney, then his foreskin.
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Vulgarlina...

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Actually, I...
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am so scared... help.
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I am scared, too.
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Actually, think about it...
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It was us who brought him to this.
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We shouldn't fight with him for the taxi...
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and we shouldn't even gamble
with him to vent our spleen.
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Now I have...
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a very uncomfortable feeling. Help.
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We'll burn some incense for him later.
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You are quite a good actor.
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You did show some depth in your acting.
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Look at the two women.
You scared the shit out of them...
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You deserve some great Yeung Chow Fried Rice.
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Buddy Kam, don't look down on me
because I am young.
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Actually I graduated from
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TVB 7th Annual Artist Training School.
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My school-mates included
Michael Tao and Kiki Sheung.
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Just listening to these names-you're gonna
look at me in a different light now.
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My teacher, Stanislavski...
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always said, being an actor...
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the most important thing is humbleness.
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Otherwise, I dare to say...
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that my acting...
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should have got me an academy.
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Best Male Actor?
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Bastard, I just gave you
a teeny weeny little compliment,
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and you already think
you are on top of the world.

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I'll beat your ass! Beat your Stanis...
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How are you Best Male Actor? Still kicking?
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Good for you - roasted pork
and chicken with rice.
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Oh poor thing,
I share my roasted pork with you.
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How is it? Have you made your call?
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I would be having roasted pork if I have.
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There's no need to shout.
Why don't you call then?
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I am too ashamed to call.
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My father is really getting the
Comprehensive Social Security Assistance.
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He had already settled
my loans 6 times this year.
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I see there still some conscience in you.
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Give you a bite.
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I want to have that shrimp, too.
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I want to have a piece of chicken.

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Does it mean you can't get out of here?
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Are you insane?
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If I've called my aunt
then she had called my father.
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You bastard.
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I've swallowed the meat already.
What you got is just the chicken bone.
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Mine is a piece of meat.
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That's simple,
that means I've swallowed the bone.
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Shit! Open the door...
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He is choking on a chicken bone...
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He's foaming...
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Open the door...
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Is he acting again?
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Boss, don't stop me.
Let me get in there and beat him to death.
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Who is stopping you?

259
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Use this hammer to beat them to death.
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Good! But someone is really dragging my legs.
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What's up with you?
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Please don't beat my son.
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Although my son is a bastard.
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He is like this because he has my genes.
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If you want to beat somebody, just beat me.
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00:12:38,584 --> 00:12:40,626
You are a real bastard too.
267
00:12:40,917 --> 00:12:42,126
Boss.
268
00:12:43,251 --> 00:12:46,167
Actually I am a real bastard.
269
00:12:46,542 --> 00:12:48,751
Open the door...
270
00:12:48,834 --> 00:12:49,542
Stop yelling.
271
00:12:49,626 --> 00:12:50,584
Son...
272
00:12:50,667 --> 00:12:52,209
Open the door.
273
00:12:56,501 --> 00:12:57,917
Son...

274
00:12:58,001 --> 00:13:01,084
Old man. Next time you'd better take a taxi
275
00:13:01,167 --> 00:13:01,792
if you want to bail your son out.
276
00:13:01,876 --> 00:13:03,376
Then he would have been still alive.
277
00:13:03,459 --> 00:13:06,001
I am not here to bail him out.
278
00:13:06,126 --> 00:13:07,667
I gave life to him...
279
00:13:08,084 --> 00:13:11,001
but I did not teach him well.
I am to blame for his death.
280
00:13:11,084 --> 00:13:12,667
I came here to die with him.
281
00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:14,626
Please kill me, too.
282
00:13:14,709 --> 00:13:16,917
You father and son
are really getting on my nerves...
283
00:13:17,001 --> 00:13:18,709
You're giving me a heart attack!
Get me the medicine.
284
00:13:18,792 --> 00:13:20,084
Boss...
285
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:22,292
Son...
286
00:13:22,376 --> 00:13:24,376
Boss, do you want us
to beat this bastard to death, too?
287
00:13:24,459 --> 00:13:27,126
Beat the bastard to death, that little bitch!

288
00:13:27,209 --> 00:13:28,209
Where's the bitch?
289
00:13:28,292 --> 00:13:29,626
He's the little bitch, you son of a bitch!
290
00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:31,126
Beat my little bitch?
291
00:13:31,292 --> 00:13:32,417
You are really killing me.
292
00:13:32,501 --> 00:13:34,292
Do you think we want more bodies?
293
00:13:34,376 --> 00:13:35,751
Get him out of here.
294
00:13:35,834 --> 00:13:37,959
Be quick, please.
295
00:13:38,042 --> 00:13:39,209
Hey...
296
00:13:39,542 --> 00:13:41,542
You should drag me farther away.
297
00:13:42,584 --> 00:13:44,084
I haven't eaten anything, boss
298
00:13:44,167 --> 00:13:44,876
Why didn't you?
299
00:13:44,959 --> 00:13:46,709
What time is it?
300
00:13:47,042 --> 00:13:49,209
I am dying anyway. Why should I eat?
301
00:13:49,292 --> 00:13:50,501
Is that right?
302
00:13:51,126 --> 00:13:53,209
Okay, just to get you out of my hair.

303
00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:56,876
Take the money
and buy yourself some beef noodle.
304
00:13:57,126 --> 00:13:58,626
Thank you...
305
00:13:58,709 --> 00:14:00,292
We will come back for you on Ghost Festival.
306
00:14:00,376 --> 00:14:01,876
No!
307
00:14:01,959 --> 00:14:03,292
Don't come back. Thank you...
308
00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:04,542
Remember not to report to the police.
309
00:14:04,626 --> 00:14:06,917
Thank you...
310
00:14:08,251 --> 00:14:09,751
Son...
311
00:14:12,417 --> 00:14:15,667
Son! You don't deserve to die...
312
00:14:15,751 --> 00:14:17,834
You take care in hell...
313
00:14:17,917 --> 00:14:19,084
Cut!
314
00:14:24,542 --> 00:14:26,084
He's gone far away.
315
00:14:26,167 --> 00:14:28,584
Why are you still crying?
And why you rest your head on my shoulder?
316
00:14:28,792 --> 00:14:30,042
I'm not done with you.
317

00:14:30,126 --> 00:14:32,917

If you don't have any tears
then bring some eye drops.
318
00:14:33,417 --> 00:14:35,417
You can't fool people by pretending to cry.
319
00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:39,459
I know I don't have tears.
But I know how to avoid the camera.
320
00:14:39,542 --> 00:14:40,917
I am an experienced actor you know.
321
00:14:41,001 --> 00:14:43,292
I can rest my head on your shoulder.
322
00:14:43,376 --> 00:14:44,917
I know how to avoid the camera.
323
00:14:45,001 --> 00:14:46,126
I am not Sean Lau, you know.
324
00:14:46,209 --> 00:14:47,459
When he couldn't cry, he would...
325
00:14:52,917 --> 00:14:53,376
Like this?
326
00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:55,001
I think Nick Cheung can produce some tears...
327
00:14:55,084 --> 00:14:56,251
because his life is so rough.
328
00:14:56,334 --> 00:14:58,126
He holds back his emotions in his real life...
329
00:14:58,209 --> 00:14:59,042
so he could explode in the movies.
330
00:14:59,126 --> 00:15:00,334
Are you a good friend of his?
331
00:15:00,834 --> 00:15:02,542
The newspaper and magazine say so.

332
00:15:02,626 --> 00:15:05,501
My father is called Shu Tu.
He is a freelance actor.
333
00:15:05,584 --> 00:15:07,626
In English "Carefree".
334
00:15:08,126 --> 00:15:09,792
He can really act.
335
00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:11,334
As I have his genes,
336
00:15:11,334 --> 00:15:13,251
I also work as a part-time actor sometimes.
337
00:15:13,334 --> 00:15:14,376
One day when I was working,
338
00:15:14,459 --> 00:15:17,959
I met someone that I thought
I wouldn't see again.
339
00:15:19,417 --> 00:15:22,376
Come to my place for an audition today.
I'll give you a role.
340
00:15:22,876 --> 00:15:23,834
Duncan
341
00:15:25,209 --> 00:15:26,459
Director.
342
00:15:27,001 --> 00:15:28,834
Have you finished flirting with the girls?
343
00:15:28,917 --> 00:15:30,459
Finished... I've finished flirting.
344
00:15:30,542 --> 00:15:31,751
Can we shoot now?
345
00:15:31,834 --> 00:15:33,792
Come on, get ready... be quick.

346
00:15:36,542 --> 00:15:38,667
Later on, you walk into the temple.
347
00:15:38,751 --> 00:15:40,209
You feel calm yet complicated.
348
00:15:40,292 --> 00:15:41,001
Yes.
349
00:15:41,876 --> 00:15:44,167
Your emotion lies
between the evil and the kindhearted,
350
00:15:44,251 --> 00:15:45,834
the calm and the passionate.
351
00:15:45,917 --> 00:15:46,167
Yes.
352
00:15:46,251 --> 00:15:48,417
I will capture your struggle
between the love of man-and-beast...
353
00:15:48,501 --> 00:15:50,459
and heterosexuality...
354
00:15:50,542 --> 00:15:54,959
in order to show the backward ideology
of post-modernistic contemporary mankind.
355
00:15:55,376 --> 00:15:56,667
You get it?
356
00:15:57,084 --> 00:15:58,001
I think I get it.
357
00:15:58,084 --> 00:15:58,792
You think you get it?
358
00:15:58,876 --> 00:15:59,917
No, you think I get it.
359
00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:01,167
I think you get it. I got it.
360

00:16:01,251 --> 00:16:02,459

Let's start. Yes.
361
00:16:03,584 --> 00:16:06,459
Hey, do you really understand it?
362
00:16:06,626 --> 00:16:08,084
I understand shit.
363
00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:09,084
Even he himself doesn't understand.
364
00:16:09,167 --> 00:16:11,292
Obviously this shot is going
to end up in the trash can.
365
00:16:12,584 --> 00:16:15,501
You don't know, I may know,
perhaps he knows...
366
00:16:15,584 --> 00:16:17,959
his mother seems to know'. Shot 18, Take 1.
367
00:16:18,334 --> 00:16:19,501
Action!
368
00:16:34,126 --> 00:16:37,459
Buddha,Buddha.
I don't know the rules of worshipping you.
369
00:16:37,626 --> 00:16:39,376
If I've done anything wrong,
please forgive me.
370
00:16:39,459 --> 00:16:40,959
I have a friend...
371
00:16:43,542 --> 00:16:44,792
Actually he is not really my friend.
372
00:16:44,876 --> 00:16:47,251
But if you look for him in hell,
373
00:16:47,334 --> 00:16:49,292
I heard that his name is Shu Qi.
374

00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:51,334

He is quite fat with fair skin.
375
00:16:51,417 --> 00:16:53,751
His eyes are like this...
his mouth is like this.
376
00:16:54,376 --> 00:16:55,792
He died because of me.
377
00:16:56,209 --> 00:16:58,084
I hope you can bless him.
378
00:16:58,167 --> 00:17:00,751
Actually he is not a bad guy.
379
00:17:00,834 --> 00:17:03,042
I hope you can bless his next life...
380
00:17:03,126 --> 00:17:04,501
so he can be rich.
381
00:17:04,584 --> 00:17:06,209
No more poverty for him.
382
00:17:06,292 --> 00:17:09,084
So he doesn't have to go to the loan sharks
for money for gambling.
383
00:17:09,167 --> 00:17:11,834
I could donate more to you when I have time.
384
00:17:11,917 --> 00:17:13,751
Thanks Buddha...
385
00:17:14,251 --> 00:17:15,292
Director, let's cut.
386
00:17:15,376 --> 00:17:16,251
Cut?
387
00:17:16,334 --> 00:17:17,959
Don't you realize
he is using the back of his head to act?
388
00:17:18,042 --> 00:17:20,084

Don't you feel the sorrow

from the back of his head?
389
00:17:20,167 --> 00:17:21,084
Keep rolling.
390
00:17:21,167 --> 00:17:22,084
Yes...
391
00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:23,209
Give me some more.
392
00:17:24,251 --> 00:17:25,917
I never noticed the kindness in her.
393
00:17:26,042 --> 00:17:28,084
I fell in love with her as of that second.
394
00:17:28,501 --> 00:17:30,876
I really wanted to run to her,
hold her and kiss her.
395
00:17:31,542 --> 00:17:32,792
But I know I can't do that.
396
00:17:33,167 --> 00:17:34,792
I have to do it in another way.
397
00:17:37,167 --> 00:17:39,834
I promise you.
398
00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:48,542
You...
399
00:17:49,542 --> 00:17:50,792
That's me.
400
00:17:52,542 --> 00:17:53,667
Hey.
401
00:17:59,417 --> 00:18:01,042
Help...
402
00:18:01,126 --> 00:18:02,709
Good...

403
00:18:02,792 --> 00:18:04,584
Help...
404
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,251
The script doesn't say he has to come out
with a woman in his arms.
405
00:18:07,334 --> 00:18:08,959
Retard, you know nothing.
406
00:18:09,042 --> 00:18:11,292
He found his true love in the unknown future.
407
00:18:11,376 --> 00:18:13,959
That feeling of emptiness is so deep
that even I couldn't imagine.
408
00:18:14,042 --> 00:18:15,792
I am sure I will win
in Cannes award this year.
409
00:18:17,167 --> 00:18:18,459
I can't hold it any more.
410
00:18:18,542 --> 00:18:20,584
Yes! Cut! Good shot! It's a wrap.
411
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:22,001
He fell down...
412
00:18:22,084 --> 00:18:23,542
What is the problem of falling down?
413
00:18:23,959 --> 00:18:25,376
He found the true love of his life.
414
00:18:25,459 --> 00:18:27,417
He of course cannot stand the burden of fate.
415
00:18:27,501 --> 00:18:28,709
So he collapsed.
416
00:18:28,792 --> 00:18:30,209
That's the idea. You know nothing.
417

00:18:30,292 --> 00:18:31,167

Let's call it a day!
418
00:18:31,667 --> 00:18:33,667
I broke my right leg.
419
00:18:33,792 --> 00:18:36,709
Flora had also broken her left leg.
420
00:18:36,876 --> 00:18:39,459
We got into the hospital together
and got well together...
421
00:18:39,709 --> 00:18:41,417
and fell in love together...
422
00:18:41,751 --> 00:18:43,084
I love you.
423
00:18:44,292 --> 00:18:45,917
I have never thought...
424
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,751
that you've been thinking about me.
425
00:18:51,167 --> 00:18:52,417
I love you so much.
426
00:18:54,709 --> 00:18:57,084
Do you think we are breaking the rule
if we make love in the hospital?
427
00:18:57,167 --> 00:18:59,001
I think a little bit should be fine.
428
00:18:59,584 --> 00:19:02,876
The Grannies are so happy to see us,
they can't utter a word.
429
00:19:02,959 --> 00:19:04,626
Faster...
430
00:19:04,709 --> 00:19:06,251
Faster... number 2.
431
00:19:06,334 --> 00:19:09,042

Yeah!
432
00:19:09,126 --> 00:19:11,709
We also held a party in the hospital...
433
00:19:11,792 --> 00:19:14,251
that made everyone happy.
434
00:19:16,667 --> 00:19:18,334
That's why when we left the hospital,
435
00:19:18,417 --> 00:19:21,292
we got special treatment.
436
00:19:21,542 --> 00:19:22,542
Thank you...
437
00:19:22,626 --> 00:19:25,459
Go away...
438
00:19:25,709 --> 00:19:28,042
Just go...
439
00:19:30,334 --> 00:19:31,917
Both of us were so addicted to gambling.
440
00:19:32,001 --> 00:19:34,709
Of course we would bet at the ball games
and horse races together.
441
00:19:35,042 --> 00:19:36,959
We loved going to a 24-hour cafeteria
442
00:19:36,959 --> 00:19:38,667
to watch football games at night.
443
00:19:39,209 --> 00:19:41,042
The boss had a good rapport with us.
444
00:19:41,126 --> 00:19:45,376
Once we arrived,
he would usually give me a black coffee...
445
00:19:46,584 --> 00:19:49,084
and a hot lemon Ribena to Flora.

446
00:20:07,667 --> 00:20:09,709
So sweet.
447
00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:11,126
Baby.
448
00:20:12,959 --> 00:20:15,959
I think Chelsea will win by <i>2</i> scores.
449
00:20:16,417 --> 00:20:19,917
But I think Manchester United
low odds will win.
450
00:20:20,334 --> 00:20:22,334
We are not going to argue.
451
00:20:22,417 --> 00:20:26,292
Let's bet separately.
452
00:20:30,417 --> 00:20:33,417
Hello? Brother Keung, it's Qi Qi.
453
00:20:33,542 --> 00:20:34,667
Hello?
454
00:20:34,917 --> 00:20:37,417
Fat Jing Jing, this is Flora.
455
00:20:37,542 --> 00:20:39,084
What's the situation of Chelsea today?
456
00:20:39,709 --> 00:20:41,084
How is Manchester United today?
457
00:20:41,084 --> 00:20:42,084
US$5,000
458
00:20:42,459 --> 00:20:43,459
Hey, $5,000, and don't tell...
459
00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:44,959
No, better $6,000.
460
00:20:46,417 --> 00:20:47,709
$8,800...

461
00:20:47,709 --> 00:20:50,417
$5,000 is fine, thanks. Bye.
462
00:20:56,917 --> 00:21:00,334
After spending countless
happy nights in the cafeteria,
463
00:21:00,417 --> 00:21:03,292
our relationship advanced by leaps and bounds.
464
00:21:03,584 --> 00:21:06,459
And we finally decided
we had to meet each other's parents.
465
00:21:11,209 --> 00:21:12,834
Are you after my Flora?
466
00:21:12,834 --> 00:21:14,084
May I, Auntie?
467
00:21:14,542 --> 00:21:15,834
Call me Pauline.
468
00:21:16,292 --> 00:21:17,334
Poorline.
469
00:21:17,417 --> 00:21:18,959
It's Pauline.
470
00:21:19,042 --> 00:21:20,584
Poorline, right?
471
00:21:22,167 --> 00:21:23,751
Why do you have to speak English?
472
00:21:24,042 --> 00:21:25,376
Just call her auntie.
473
00:21:27,209 --> 00:21:28,584
Auntie Poorline.
474
00:21:30,834 --> 00:21:31,876
This is the symptom of...
475

00:21:31,959 --> 00:21:33,542

disarticulator, dyslexic, amnesiac,
476
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:36,292
speech fluency inability cum-ultimate
directional failure syndrome.
477
00:21:37,292 --> 00:21:37,959
You're talking so fast
478
00:21:37,959 --> 00:21:39,167
I could only hear the "erection failure".
479
00:21:39,251 --> 00:21:40,584
Did I say that? There's no erection failure.
480
00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:41,959
Yes, there was erection failure.
481
00:21:42,042 --> 00:21:43,501
If there was erection failure,
I would have known.
482
00:21:43,584 --> 00:21:45,792
There was erection failure.
483
00:21:45,876 --> 00:21:47,084
Hi both.
484
00:21:47,709 --> 00:21:49,709
It is none of your business whether
there is erection failure or not.
485
00:21:49,792 --> 00:21:52,334
But I do want to be with your daughter.
486
00:21:52,459 --> 00:21:54,876
You mean you did make outwith Flora,
but you did not have erection?
487
00:21:54,959 --> 00:21:55,792
Yes.
488
00:21:56,001 --> 00:21:58,042
Your daughter and I did make out
but there was no erection.

489
00:21:58,126 --> 00:21:59,417
So what?
490
00:22:02,751 --> 00:22:03,667
What's up?
491
00:22:04,292 --> 00:22:06,834
Have some Pu Er Tea,
but erection's not guaranteed.
492
00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:08,501
What's so strange about that?
493
00:22:09,667 --> 00:22:11,001
Mom.
494
00:22:13,209 --> 00:22:14,917
He has no problem with erecting.
495
00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:16,209
Really?
496
00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:19,292
Mom, let's play some mahjong games
to lighten it up.
497
00:22:19,459 --> 00:22:20,376
Sure.
498
00:22:24,792 --> 00:22:27,084
I am not a greedy person.
499
00:22:27,167 --> 00:22:30,001
But I've raised her for so many years.
I do deserve some compensation.
500
00:22:30,084 --> 00:22:31,126
How much can you afford?
501
00:22:31,501 --> 00:22:33,417
It depends on what I have here.
502
00:22:35,251 --> 00:22:36,542
10 thousand?
503

00:22:37,084 --> 00:22:37,834

Shit.
504
00:22:39,292 --> 00:22:41,209
20 thousand?
505
00:22:41,626 --> 00:22:42,792
Not for me.
506
00:22:44,959 --> 00:22:45,917
50 thousand?
507
00:22:46,084 --> 00:22:49,042
Are you out of your mind. Even when
I got married, I was worth 200 thousand.
508
00:22:49,959 --> 00:22:52,209
You were worth 200 thousand?
509
00:22:52,292 --> 00:22:53,667
As I love her so much...
510
00:22:54,209 --> 00:22:55,917
360 thousand.
511
00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:57,792
360 thousand?
512
00:22:58,292 --> 00:22:59,751
You think you are dealing with the triads?
513
00:22:59,834 --> 00:23:01,751
No more bargaining, 500 thousand!
514
00:23:02,251 --> 00:23:04,292
Moreover, you're short... I'm short?
515
00:23:04,376 --> 00:23:05,292
You're several tiles short.
516
00:23:05,376 --> 00:23:06,417
I'm short...
517
00:23:07,501 --> 00:23:08,709
Hi Auntie.

518
00:23:10,167 --> 00:23:11,417
Want some sugar?
519
00:23:15,334 --> 00:23:17,209
Dad, she is Flora.
520
00:23:17,751 --> 00:23:19,709
And who are you, little handsome?
521
00:23:20,709 --> 00:23:23,251
I am your son, call me Shu Qi.
522
00:23:24,209 --> 00:23:25,334
And who are you?
523
00:23:25,417 --> 00:23:27,167
I am Andy Lau.
524
00:23:27,751 --> 00:23:28,834
Andy Lau?
525
00:23:28,917 --> 00:23:31,334
Andy Lau doesn't lie.
526
00:23:31,417 --> 00:23:32,792
Let me get you some tea.
527
00:23:35,792 --> 00:23:37,917
Andy Lau did me last night.
528
00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:40,959
Mom, as you are so hyper,
529
00:23:41,376 --> 00:23:43,001
What do you think if Flora and I get married?
530
00:23:44,001 --> 00:23:44,834
Good.
531
00:23:45,167 --> 00:23:46,667
Good, with whom?
532
00:23:47,459 --> 00:23:48,417
Me.

533
00:23:48,959 --> 00:23:50,126
I am Flora.
534
00:23:51,417 --> 00:23:53,084
Who are you marrying to?
535
00:23:53,167 --> 00:23:55,001
Me, your son.
536
00:23:56,251 --> 00:23:59,376
We just did it last night.
How do I get a son today?
537
00:23:59,459 --> 00:24:00,959
Sure we can...
538
00:24:02,917 --> 00:24:04,209
Your mom is quite serious.
539
00:24:04,292 --> 00:24:05,626
Not too bad.
540
00:24:07,042 --> 00:24:09,626
Do you want to be my daughter-in-law?
541
00:24:11,667 --> 00:24:12,417
Yes.
542
00:24:12,667 --> 00:24:15,876
Call me mom. See if it sounds nice.
543
00:24:17,501 --> 00:24:18,501
Mom.
544
00:24:19,376 --> 00:24:21,417
No passion at all, one more time.
545
00:24:23,376 --> 00:24:24,751
Mom.
546
00:24:24,917 --> 00:24:27,417
So pretentious, again.
547
00:24:29,751 --> 00:24:31,084
Mom.

548
00:24:31,167 --> 00:24:33,584
No energy at all, better leave it.
549
00:24:34,334 --> 00:24:35,751
You such a freak...
550
00:24:46,292 --> 00:24:47,459
Mom.
551
00:24:49,001 --> 00:24:50,917
This time it sounds nice, nice.
552
00:24:51,001 --> 00:24:52,709
But you were about
to call me Freaking Dinosaur,
553
00:24:52,709 --> 00:24:53,917
Bitch!
554
00:24:57,292 --> 00:25:00,459
When I heard her scream like that,
I was sure she was out of control.
555
00:25:00,626 --> 00:25:04,459
At that time I believed there were only three
possibilities to what might happen next.
556
00:25:04,626 --> 00:25:07,292
My first guess, she would beat up my mom.
557
00:25:19,626 --> 00:25:20,792
My second guess...
558
00:25:21,542 --> 00:25:23,584
beat up my mom some more.
559
00:25:31,084 --> 00:25:33,084
My third guess, she wouldn't beat up my mom...
560
00:25:33,167 --> 00:25:34,792
but would beat me up instead.
561
00:25:38,042 --> 00:25:40,834
However, the unexpected happened.

562
00:25:41,876 --> 00:25:44,167
It was my father who beat up my mom.
563
00:25:50,667 --> 00:25:52,959
So cruel.
564
00:25:53,042 --> 00:25:55,042
Papa, how could you attack mom's private part?
565
00:25:55,126 --> 00:25:56,334
But she has nothing for you
to attack down there.
566
00:25:56,417 --> 00:25:59,126
Right, I'll go for what she has then!
567
00:26:02,042 --> 00:26:04,417
Just ignore her. Just imagine she is singing.
568
00:26:04,417 --> 00:26:06,292
You think Alzheimer puts
you on top of everything?
569
00:26:06,626 --> 00:26:09,084
But you're beating her up so badly,
aren't you worried that she will take revenge?
570
00:26:10,084 --> 00:26:12,501
She won't remember anything after a while.
I'll kick your ass!
571
00:26:13,084 --> 00:26:15,084
I remember everything!
You beat me! I'll call the police!
572
00:26:15,167 --> 00:26:16,209
Who am I?
573
00:26:16,292 --> 00:26:18,042
Don't think I am too old to remember.
574
00:26:18,709 --> 00:26:22,126
You are dead. I am going to call the police.
575
00:26:22,292 --> 00:26:24,667
999

576
00:26:25,542 --> 00:26:26,959
Is it the police?
577
00:26:27,042 --> 00:26:29,501
Andy Lau just beat me up. Come and get him.
578
00:26:29,584 --> 00:26:30,792
You are dead.
579
00:26:31,292 --> 00:26:32,209
My daughter-in-law.
580
00:26:35,792 --> 00:26:37,792
Let's play a few rounds of mahjong.
581
00:26:38,626 --> 00:26:40,167
Sure...
582
00:26:40,251 --> 00:26:41,209
How can we play with her?
583
00:26:41,584 --> 00:26:44,376
When she wins, she takes the money;
when she loses, she forgets.
584
00:26:44,459 --> 00:26:46,584
I'm not playing. Ask your sister to play.
585
00:26:47,001 --> 00:26:48,042
You got a sister?
586
00:26:48,126 --> 00:26:49,959
Yes, she is Shu Qing.
587
00:26:50,292 --> 00:26:51,292
Where is she?
588
00:26:51,417 --> 00:26:53,417
She is trying to kill herself
by burning charcoal in her room.
589
00:26:56,292 --> 00:26:58,251
Sister, are you burning charcoal again?
590

00:26:58,417 --> 00:26:59,667

Yes.
591
00:26:59,751 --> 00:27:01,042
Why?
592
00:27:01,501 --> 00:27:04,126
Tai wants to break up with me.
593
00:27:04,209 --> 00:27:05,834
I have to die.
594
00:27:05,917 --> 00:27:07,626
You can't die like this...
595
00:27:08,251 --> 00:27:09,792
because you haven't shut the window.
596
00:27:09,876 --> 00:27:12,334
You will definitely die
after shutting the window.
597
00:27:17,459 --> 00:27:18,751
Want to play Mahjong?
598
00:27:20,542 --> 00:27:22,584
At a moment like this...
599
00:27:23,209 --> 00:27:25,376
you're still asking me such a question?
600
00:27:25,584 --> 00:27:26,959
Of course!
601
00:27:27,917 --> 00:27:29,626
Get out of my way. Where is the mahjong?
602
00:27:31,292 --> 00:27:34,001
You guys play mahjong. I am going to bed.
603
00:27:47,751 --> 00:27:48,834
Game.
604
00:27:49,209 --> 00:27:49,542
Good.

605
00:27:49,626 --> 00:27:51,584
Self-drawn, mixed one suit, triplets hand.
606
00:27:51,667 --> 00:27:53,042
One East, one red dragon.
607
00:27:53,126 --> 00:27:54,626
3 flowers, eyes.
608
00:27:54,709 --> 00:27:57,084
Pure hand, accumulate one.
609
00:27:57,959 --> 00:27:58,709
51 points.
610
00:27:59,001 --> 00:28:00,126
Yes.
611
00:28:01,084 --> 00:28:01,917
Game.
612
00:28:02,084 --> 00:28:03,959
<i>2</i> same sequences, no dragon nor flower.
613
00:28:04,042 --> 00:28:06,292
Eyes, single draw, accumulate 3.
614
00:28:06,376 --> 00:28:07,709
62 points.
615
00:28:09,709 --> 00:28:11,001
Self-drawn, sequence hand.
616
00:28:11,084 --> 00:28:13,751
Eyes, single draw, no dragon nor flower.
617
00:28:14,334 --> 00:28:16,667
Accumulate 9.
618
00:28:18,542 --> 00:28:20,292
You've accumulated 10 wins already.
619
00:28:20,376 --> 00:28:21,876
Yes.

620
00:28:22,376 --> 00:28:24,292
My daughter-in-law, what are you calculating?
621
00:28:24,376 --> 00:28:26,626
I am calculating
how much you guys had lost to me.
622
00:28:26,709 --> 00:28:28,876
We never said we're playing for cash.
623
00:28:32,251 --> 00:28:34,084
Are you kidding?
624
00:28:34,459 --> 00:28:37,959
Everyone knows it is normally 120 per set.
625
00:28:38,834 --> 00:28:41,876
My future sister-in-law,
we don't play mahjong for cash.
626
00:28:41,959 --> 00:28:45,834
Yes, we are a family. We just play for fun.
627
00:28:45,917 --> 00:28:48,167
If my daughter-in-law likes to play in cash,
628
00:28:48,251 --> 00:28:50,959
then let's play 120 per set as of next round.
629
00:28:51,834 --> 00:28:52,917
Remember you said so.
630
00:28:53,001 --> 00:28:55,584
It's 120 Hong Kong dollars, mother-in-law.
631
00:28:55,667 --> 00:28:58,792
Hong Kong dollar it is then, daughter-in-law.
632
00:28:59,917 --> 00:29:02,084
You heard that...
633
00:29:03,042 --> 00:29:04,501
Yes. Yes.
634
00:29:05,834 --> 00:29:07,459

Good then. Let's continue.

635
00:29:12,251 --> 00:29:13,167
Self-drawn!
636
00:29:13,251 --> 00:29:16,542
Three lessor scholars,
triplet hands, 3 flowers.
637
00:29:16,834 --> 00:29:18,292
76 points.
638
00:29:21,667 --> 00:29:24,251
<i>2</i> same sequences,
Niko Niko, no dragon nor flower.
639
00:29:24,334 --> 00:29:27,167
Pure hand, accumulate 3.
640
00:29:27,376 --> 00:29:29,001
86 points.
641
00:29:31,417 --> 00:29:32,417
That's crazy.
642
00:29:32,501 --> 00:29:35,584
Self-drawn, sequence hand, single draw,
eyes, no dragon nor flower.
643
00:29:35,667 --> 00:29:37,084
Accumulate 9.
644
00:29:37,584 --> 00:29:39,792
Mom, why are you so happy?
645
00:29:39,876 --> 00:29:41,959
We didn't say we're playing cash.
646
00:29:42,834 --> 00:29:44,334
We didn't?
647
00:29:44,876 --> 00:29:46,792
Didn't you say 120 per round?
648
00:29:46,876 --> 00:29:48,292
No, did we?

649
00:29:51,167 --> 00:29:52,834
Daughter, did we?
650
00:29:55,376 --> 00:29:58,459
Mom, I can't remember.
651
00:30:02,751 --> 00:30:04,834
If my daughter-in-law wants to play in cash.
652
00:30:04,917 --> 00:30:07,376
Then let's play 120 per set as of next round.
653
00:30:07,667 --> 00:30:10,334
It's 120 Hong Kong dollars, mother-in-law.
654
00:30:10,417 --> 00:30:13,667
Hong Kong dollars it is then, daughter-in-law.
655
00:30:13,834 --> 00:30:16,751
Do you think I am old and screwed up?
656
00:30:18,292 --> 00:30:20,334
Give me the money.
657
00:30:24,709 --> 00:30:26,917
Don't do that! No...
I can't stand it any more!
658
00:30:27,001 --> 00:30:28,584
Calm down...
659
00:30:28,667 --> 00:30:31,042
If you love me, don't hit her.
660
00:30:31,626 --> 00:30:32,917
I love!
661
00:30:35,501 --> 00:30:38,417
Let's reason with her...
662
00:30:48,876 --> 00:30:49,251
Mother-in-law...
663
00:30:49,334 --> 00:30:50,501

Go to hell!
664
00:30:53,126 --> 00:30:54,292
I am going to kill you!
665
00:30:55,334 --> 00:31:01,667
Don't beat...
666
00:31:05,751 --> 00:31:08,251
Why are you so stupid? You should put out
the charcoal fire first before you sleep.
667
00:31:08,334 --> 00:31:09,792
You're dead now!
668
00:31:09,876 --> 00:31:11,542
Sister, why don't you call the police?
669
00:31:11,626 --> 00:31:13,126
Yes!
670
00:31:16,584 --> 00:31:17,626
Hello?
671
00:31:18,584 --> 00:31:19,459
Hello!
672
00:31:19,834 --> 00:31:22,084
Brother, no one's picking up the phone.
673
00:31:22,167 --> 00:31:23,376
Bastard...
674
00:31:23,459 --> 00:31:24,667
Hello...
675
00:31:27,292 --> 00:31:29,042
Who beat you up like this?
676
00:31:31,001 --> 00:31:31,792
A burglar just broke into the house
677
00:31:31,876 --> 00:31:34,876
You and I made a great team fighting him off.
678

00:31:35,667 --> 00:31:38,459

But unluckily, I got a few punches from him.
Do you remember?
679
00:31:39,501 --> 00:31:40,542
Really?
680
00:31:42,376 --> 00:31:45,042
After our happy acquaintances
with the parents,
681
00:31:45,167 --> 00:31:47,084
we went for a wedding dress photo x
between the evil and the kindhearted,
682
00:31:47,167 --> 00:31:49,126
and we got married the week after.
683
00:31:49,251 --> 00:31:51,126
As Flora was pregnant,
684
00:31:51,209 --> 00:31:52,792
and we couldn't wait any longer.
685
00:31:53,167 --> 00:31:57,001
The guy with the mask is
Poorline's Sugar Daddy.
686
00:31:57,167 --> 00:32:00,834
He was worried that his legitimate wife
would recognize him, so he wore a mask.
687
00:32:01,001 --> 00:32:02,292
Closer, smile...
688
00:32:02,417 --> 00:32:03,001
Good.
689
00:32:21,209 --> 00:32:21,667
Open the door!
690
00:32:21,751 --> 00:32:23,334
Our red pocket for opening the door.
691
00:32:23,417 --> 00:32:25,709
999,999 dollars.

692
00:32:26,209 --> 00:32:27,251
That's the loan shark.
693
00:32:27,334 --> 00:32:30,334
Calm down, I am no longer a triad boss.
694
00:32:30,417 --> 00:32:33,626
Pretty, I've move to the movie industry.
695
00:32:35,459 --> 00:32:38,001
No Wonder the Hong Kong movies
are so crappy now.
696
00:32:38,084 --> 00:32:40,209
Not really, the market is getting better.
697
00:32:40,626 --> 00:32:42,292
No more bullshit, open the door!
698
00:32:42,376 --> 00:32:42,709
Just a minute!
699
00:32:42,792 --> 00:32:44,792
Shu Qi, if you cannot answer
3 questions successfully,
700
00:32:44,876 --> 00:32:46,251
we will shed your wife's wedding dress off.
701
00:32:46,334 --> 00:32:47,751
So when your buddies come in,
702
00:32:47,751 --> 00:32:49,042
they will see her
with only her T-Back panties.
703
00:32:49,126 --> 00:32:51,042
What an unconscionable person.
704
00:32:51,126 --> 00:32:52,251
Buddy Qi, no worries.
705
00:32:52,334 --> 00:32:53,959
We could shut our eyes and not look.
706

00:32:54,042 --> 00:32:56,334

Buddy Qi, don't give in to them.
707
00:32:56,417 --> 00:32:58,209
You have to keep your self-esteem!
708
00:32:58,542 --> 00:32:59,542
Well said!
709
00:32:59,626 --> 00:33:01,834
Buddies, let's swear together.
710
00:33:01,917 --> 00:33:03,584
Whoever goes in and peep at my wife,
711
00:33:03,667 --> 00:33:04,917
he will become impotent in front of pretties,
712
00:33:05,001 --> 00:33:06,417
and suffer from diarrhea
after every good meal.
713
00:33:06,501 --> 00:33:07,709
Okay?
714
00:33:09,751 --> 00:33:10,709
Bring it on!
715
00:33:11,334 --> 00:33:12,959
When you play Triple Trio,
the first round has 9 horses,
716
00:33:13,042 --> 00:33:14,251
the second round has 5 horses
and the third round has 4 horses.
717
00:33:14,334 --> 00:33:15,542
For 10 dollars per unit bet,
how much do you pay totally?
718
00:33:15,626 --> 00:33:16,834
33,600 dollars.
719
00:33:16,917 --> 00:33:18,501
Bravo, Buddy Qi!
720

00:33:18,584 --> 00:33:19,834

Remarkable.
721
00:33:19,917 --> 00:33:21,501
Good! Question 2.
722
00:33:21,792 --> 00:33:22,834
In Mark Six, for 5 dollars per unit bet,
723
00:33:22,917 --> 00:33:23,584
how much do you pay for playing all numbers?
724
00:33:23,667 --> 00:33:25,834
69,919,080 dollars.
725
00:33:25,917 --> 00:33:28,334
Yeah!
726
00:33:29,584 --> 00:33:31,834
Shu Qi, you are really living up to your name.
727
00:33:31,917 --> 00:33:33,751
How can you not lose
your ass for gambling like this.
728
00:33:33,834 --> 00:33:35,376
Good! Listen, Question 3!
729
00:33:35,459 --> 00:33:37,126
Give us something harder, please.
730
00:33:37,209 --> 00:33:39,459
You have 10,000 dollars in your pocket.
You are going to bet on the seventh game.
731
00:33:39,542 --> 00:33:41,209
You play Win
on a double point horse and you do win.
732
00:33:41,292 --> 00:33:43,126
You then use your whole winnings
to bet on the eighth game.
733
00:33:43,209 --> 00:33:45,376
You bet a horse with 3 times the principle,
and lose all.

734
00:33:45,459 --> 00:33:46,542
How much money do you still have?
735
00:33:46,626 --> 00:33:48,084
How can you keep yapping
like that and not get tired?
736
00:33:48,167 --> 00:33:50,084
If he loses all,
then he will have nothing left, of course.
737
00:33:50,167 --> 00:33:52,959
No, I would still have $2,000.
738
00:33:53,042 --> 00:33:54,459
How?
739
00:33:54,626 --> 00:33:56,209
Because according to Hong Kong Jockey Club,
740
00:33:56,292 --> 00:33:58,376
if you play Win or Quinella,
741
00:33:58,459 --> 00:34:01,459
we can get 10% rebate
if the bet is over 10,000 dollars.
742
00:34:01,542 --> 00:34:03,959
Meaning you can have $2,000 back.
743
00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:05,376
Good luck to you all.
744
00:34:05,917 --> 00:34:07,251
Open the door, bastard!
745
00:34:07,667 --> 00:34:09,417
Come in, retard!
746
00:34:14,042 --> 00:34:15,751
You must be kidding me.
747
00:34:18,334 --> 00:34:21,751
We have 1, 2, 3, 3 brides here.
748

00:34:21,917 --> 00:34:25,876

If you could guess which one is Flora,
you can take her for free.
749
00:34:25,959 --> 00:34:26,917
If you fail,
750
00:34:26,917 --> 00:34:29,501
please give us 100,000 dollars red packet.
751
00:34:29,584 --> 00:34:32,709
Poorline, you are ruthless.
752
00:34:32,792 --> 00:34:34,167
So what?
753
00:34:41,834 --> 00:34:42,626
Buddy Qi!
754
00:34:43,917 --> 00:34:46,501
Let's play Mahjong first,
the marriage thing can wait.
755
00:34:49,042 --> 00:34:52,376
Buddy Qi, you seem to have quite
some good hands recently.
756
00:34:52,459 --> 00:34:54,751
I'm not bluffing, really. I am saying...
757
00:34:54,834 --> 00:34:57,876
even the God of Gambler,
Gao Jin hasn't seen such a special hand.
758
00:34:57,959 --> 00:35:01,251
Pure one suit hand,
Niko Niko, <i>2</i> same sequences.
759
00:35:01,542 --> 00:35:03,084
Are you making that up?
760
00:35:03,167 --> 00:35:04,709
I don't believe it.
761
00:35:04,792 --> 00:35:06,542
Show me your meld!

762
00:35:06,834 --> 00:35:09,417
I don't rely on anyone but myself.
763
00:35:09,501 --> 00:35:11,584
Ladies and gentlemen...
764
00:35:12,167 --> 00:35:13,667
Self-drawn, the tile "50 thousand"!
765
00:35:13,751 --> 00:35:17,167
Pure one suit hand,
Niko Niko, <i>2</i> same sequences.
766
00:35:21,334 --> 00:35:23,876
Can't stand the temptation? It is you!
767
00:35:28,376 --> 00:35:29,459
Sorry...
768
00:35:29,751 --> 00:35:34,167
I've got athlete's hands, so itchy...
769
00:35:35,751 --> 00:35:37,876
You lost, give me the money.
770
00:35:37,959 --> 00:35:39,542
100,000 dollars, red packet.
771
00:35:39,626 --> 00:35:41,042
You've got it wrong.
772
00:35:41,126 --> 00:35:42,917
Whoever moves first, violates the rule.
773
00:35:43,001 --> 00:35:45,417
If you don't believe me, watch the CCTV.
774
00:36:03,959 --> 00:36:05,209
Oh my god.
775
00:36:05,667 --> 00:36:07,584
This meld is so impressive.
776
00:36:08,292 --> 00:36:09,917
So impressive...

777
00:36:10,334 --> 00:36:13,667
It's a close call, I just won by an inch.
778
00:36:16,251 --> 00:36:20,376
That's how I took my wife
without spending a dollar.
779
00:36:20,709 --> 00:36:23,209
Don't you think I am great?
780
00:36:29,626 --> 00:36:31,667
It's a coincidence.
781
00:36:31,751 --> 00:36:33,626
The night we had our banquet
was also a horse racing night.
782
00:36:33,959 --> 00:36:36,334
All my buddies like gamble.
783
00:36:36,584 --> 00:36:39,417
Of course they would bet a bit
as we were so happy.
784
00:36:40,542 --> 00:36:41,542
Faster...
785
00:36:41,626 --> 00:36:43,084
12
786
00:36:43,167 --> 00:36:47,292
Number 2...
787
00:36:47,376 --> 00:36:50,542
Faster...
788
00:36:50,626 --> 00:36:52,584
Number 2...
789
00:36:54,209 --> 00:36:55,626
12...
790
00:36:57,792 --> 00:36:59,167
Who yelled number 2?

791
00:37:01,542 --> 00:37:02,501
Me.
792
00:37:10,834 --> 00:37:11,917
You bet on number 2?
793
00:37:14,459 --> 00:37:15,917
Do you know I've bet on number 12?
794
00:37:16,626 --> 00:37:17,626
I just learnt now.
795
00:37:18,001 --> 00:37:22,917
The result of the photo finish
will be revealed soon. Hold your tickets.
796
00:37:23,001 --> 00:37:25,709
Look, I may not win.
797
00:37:29,251 --> 00:37:30,792
It's a draw!
798
00:37:38,126 --> 00:37:41,417
Let's forget them and see what
we should bet in the next race.
799
00:37:41,501 --> 00:37:42,584
Let's go!
800
00:37:49,876 --> 00:37:51,126
What took you so long?
801
00:37:51,709 --> 00:37:55,417
It's cashapon, buddy, not love bug.
802
00:37:55,584 --> 00:37:56,876
Sweetheart.
803
00:37:57,751 --> 00:37:59,167
Time for the ceremony. Let's go.
804
00:37:59,251 --> 00:38:00,376
Let's go, they are waiting for you
Okay...
805

00:38:00,459 --> 00:38:02,667

Put some lipstick on first...
806
00:38:02,751 --> 00:38:03,626
Why do I need lipstick?
807
00:38:03,709 --> 00:38:05,042
It's you who are getting married, not me.
808
00:38:05,126 --> 00:38:06,834
Forget the lipstick. Come on, let's move.
809
00:38:06,917 --> 00:38:07,626
Okay.
810
00:38:07,709 --> 00:38:09,917
If I had known it's so annoying,
I would not be getting married.
811
00:38:10,001 --> 00:38:12,126
Cut it out, don't say that.
812
00:38:12,209 --> 00:38:12,751
Let's go. Good girl.
813
00:38:12,834 --> 00:38:14,584
Almost time to enter the starting gate...
814
00:38:15,084 --> 00:38:16,626
Be good...
815
00:38:18,959 --> 00:38:19,542
Good girl...
816
00:38:19,626 --> 00:38:20,709
Come
817
00:38:20,792 --> 00:38:22,459
Getting married...
818
00:38:51,459 --> 00:38:52,334
Mr. Shu Qi...
819
00:38:52,417 --> 00:38:55,792
will you take Miss Flora Zhang to be
your lawfully wedded wife...

820
00:38:55,876 --> 00:38:59,751
and swear you will love her in sickness
or in health, for rich or for poor...
821
00:39:00,001 --> 00:39:01,084
disaster...
822
00:39:01,417 --> 00:39:03,459
in times of diversity...
823
00:39:05,459 --> 00:39:06,501
Are you willing to?
824
00:39:06,584 --> 00:39:08,001
You'd better ask her first.
825
00:39:08,334 --> 00:39:09,292
Miss Flora Zhang,
826
00:39:09,501 --> 00:39:11,667
will you take Mr. Shu Qi...
827
00:39:11,751 --> 00:39:13,876
You may ask, but can you keep your voice down?
828
00:39:13,959 --> 00:39:15,084
Excuse me.
829
00:39:15,334 --> 00:39:20,751
Faster...
830
00:39:23,459 --> 00:39:26,376
No way. How could it be number 3?
831
00:39:26,876 --> 00:39:28,542
Are you two willing?
832
00:39:28,626 --> 00:39:30,209
Whatever you say, as you wish.
833
00:39:30,292 --> 00:39:31,709
Then please exchange the rings now.
834
00:39:32,042 --> 00:39:33,959

Be quick. Come on.

835
00:39:34,459 --> 00:39:37,459
How could that be? It's in sane.
836
00:39:40,459 --> 00:39:42,542
No way.
837
00:39:42,667 --> 00:39:44,376
You've pawned our wedding ring?
838
00:39:44,459 --> 00:39:47,501
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
839
00:39:47,709 --> 00:39:49,001
You may kiss the bride now.
840
00:39:49,126 --> 00:39:50,751
So are we still kissing?
841
00:40:08,792 --> 00:40:10,876
Don't ask me...
842
00:40:11,626 --> 00:40:15,376
I've put all the money
from the cash gifts on number 4.
843
00:40:15,667 --> 00:40:19,251
I've lost all of it...
844
00:40:19,709 --> 00:40:21,959
That means we don't have money
to pay for the banquet?
845
00:40:33,251 --> 00:40:35,459
My roast pig!
846
00:40:35,584 --> 00:40:37,917
Give me back my pig.
847
00:40:38,001 --> 00:40:39,209
You are inhuman.
848
00:40:43,917 --> 00:40:46,667
The client last night was so rough.

849
00:40:46,751 --> 00:40:48,084
How about yours?
850
00:40:48,167 --> 00:40:49,501
Andy Lau came to visit me last night.
851
00:40:49,584 --> 00:40:51,584
No way! Bluffer!
852
00:40:51,667 --> 00:40:53,709
I'd say Leon Lai paid me a visit too.
853
00:40:53,792 --> 00:40:56,292
Hey gal, how much do you charge
for putting that wedding dress on?
854
00:40:58,292 --> 00:40:59,501
I am really getting married.
855
00:41:00,376 --> 00:41:02,667
Forget it if you don't want to tell.
You think you are classier than us?
856
00:41:02,751 --> 00:41:04,167
Exactly.
857
00:41:08,334 --> 00:41:09,501
Why don't we do this?
858
00:41:09,584 --> 00:41:10,959
For a hundred dollar bet...
859
00:41:11,042 --> 00:41:13,292
let's see which one of
us will get bailed first.
860
00:41:13,376 --> 00:41:13,667
What do you think?
861
00:41:13,751 --> 00:41:15,001
Of course I'm in.
862
00:41:15,376 --> 00:41:16,126
Be quick...
863

00:41:16,209 --> 00:41:18,376

100 dollars... hey, there are two more.
Don't sleep.
864
00:41:18,459 --> 00:41:20,292
Come and bet.
865
00:41:29,584 --> 00:41:31,042
Buddy, what do you want?
866
00:41:31,126 --> 00:41:32,126
Buddy.
867
00:41:32,209 --> 00:41:34,917
I noticed you have a nice frame
and a lofty character.
868
00:41:35,251 --> 00:41:37,417
Your left eye resembles the dragon
and your right eye, the phoenix.
869
00:41:37,751 --> 00:41:40,126
And you have a treasure hole
in between your butt.
870
00:41:40,376 --> 00:41:41,792
That is the look of a rich man.
871
00:41:41,876 --> 00:41:43,876
You could see my hole?
872
00:41:44,126 --> 00:41:45,917
Can you tell when I will become wealthy?
873
00:41:46,001 --> 00:41:47,417
Your forehead is glowing with hope already.
874
00:41:47,501 --> 00:41:50,084
Within 3 days, you will meet your benefactor.
875
00:41:50,167 --> 00:41:51,334
You will be rich.
876
00:41:51,417 --> 00:41:54,334
Buddy, I am not rich...
877

00:41:54,417 --> 00:41:56,084

although I am dressed decent.
878
00:41:56,167 --> 00:41:58,209
I don't even know
if someone will bail me out tonight.
879
00:41:58,292 --> 00:42:00,209
There must be someone.
880
00:42:00,334 --> 00:42:03,959
However you got to remember this Don't ever leave your wife and child.
881
00:42:04,042 --> 00:42:06,792
Or your riches will come and go.
882
00:42:08,751 --> 00:42:10,876
Look at all the undesirable kind in
Yau Ma Tei police station.
883
00:42:10,959 --> 00:42:13,209
Shit, look at all these people.
884
00:42:14,501 --> 00:42:16,834
Shu Qi, someone here to bail you out!
885
00:42:22,001 --> 00:42:23,334
Don't you want to leave?
886
00:42:23,501 --> 00:42:25,292
Are you in sane? I am leaving now!
887
00:42:27,084 --> 00:42:29,084
By the way, who would want to bail you out?
888
00:42:29,167 --> 00:42:30,501
Who will be that stupid?
889
00:42:30,584 --> 00:42:31,917
Me.
890
00:42:32,084 --> 00:42:33,376
Director?
891
00:42:34,376 --> 00:42:36,001

Why did you want to bail me out?

892
00:42:36,084 --> 00:42:37,167
Because I have to thank you.
893
00:42:37,251 --> 00:42:38,459
The movie I've made last time won an award
894
00:42:38,584 --> 00:42:40,209
in Cannes Film Festival.
895
00:42:40,292 --> 00:42:42,167
You were part of it.
896
00:42:42,542 --> 00:42:43,042
Me?
897
00:42:43,126 --> 00:42:44,459
Just the back of my head was shot.
898
00:42:44,542 --> 00:42:45,501
It was exactly that shot.
899
00:42:45,584 --> 00:42:48,084
That completely expressed
the rebellious nature amongst human.
900
00:42:48,167 --> 00:42:50,959
We got the "Best Honored Award
on Hindbrain Technique".
901
00:42:51,042 --> 00:42:54,167
You are the Best Male Actor now!
902
00:42:55,042 --> 00:42:56,084
I am the Best Male Actor?
903
00:42:56,167 --> 00:42:57,417
Yes!
904
00:42:57,501 --> 00:42:58,792
So who is he?
905
00:42:58,876 --> 00:42:59,459
Him?

906
00:42:59,542 --> 00:43:02,251
He is the German movie master, Crus Maker.
907
00:43:02,334 --> 00:43:03,167
Cru What?
908
00:43:03,167 --> 00:43:04,542
Crus maker
909
00:43:04,792 --> 00:43:06,167
Crus maker?
910
00:43:06,667 --> 00:43:11,251
~'>A%*%&A*#A#%A$*&*&...
911
00:43:15,834 --> 00:43:17,167
What did he say?
912
00:43:17,251 --> 00:43:18,626
He said, he is going to shoot a movie.
913
00:43:18,709 --> 00:43:21,084
Called "Master of the Century-2046".
914
00:43:21,167 --> 00:43:23,584
He would like to invite
you to be the main character.
915
00:43:23,792 --> 00:43:25,917
Are you kidding?
916
00:43:26,709 --> 00:43:29,334
How to say "thank you" in German?
917
00:43:29,417 --> 00:43:30,626
Thank you in German.
918
00:43:30,709 --> 00:43:31,376
Thank you.
919
00:43:31,459 --> 00:43:36,126
Thank you...
920
00:43:36,959 --> 00:43:38,876
That's how I became an international star.

921
00:43:39,417 --> 00:43:41,042
In the movie "Master of the Century",
922
00:43:41,209 --> 00:43:44,542
I am both the female character
and the male character.
923
00:43:44,709 --> 00:43:47,542
Since it is a western movie,
924
00:43:47,667 --> 00:43:50,417
I've got double remuneration.
925
00:43:54,167 --> 00:43:55,709
Shot 12, Take 4.
926
00:44:03,542 --> 00:44:05,376
Hold on! I would like to stop for a while!
927
00:44:05,459 --> 00:44:06,084
What happened?
928
00:44:06,167 --> 00:44:07,667
My arm broke...
929
00:44:07,751 --> 00:44:08,751
Keep fighting!
930
00:44:08,834 --> 00:44:11,084
As for when this movie will be shown,
who knows.
931
00:44:11,167 --> 00:44:13,292
Cause no one knows when will it be finished.
932
00:44:13,459 --> 00:44:14,376
The name of the movie had also been changed.
933
00:44:14,459 --> 00:44:16,667
It's now called "Master of the Century-2086".
934
00:44:16,751 --> 00:44:19,167
They are worried that
it won't be finished before year 2046.

935
00:44:19,459 --> 00:44:21,417
2086 is more secure.
936
00:44:21,501 --> 00:44:22,626
I've been looking everywhere...
937
00:44:22,709 --> 00:44:24,042
but still couldn't find the crazy guy
938
00:44:24,126 --> 00:44:25,709
who predicted my fortune
in the detention center.
939
00:44:25,834 --> 00:44:29,417
However, some benefactor did pay me
a visit during the shoot.
940
00:44:29,501 --> 00:44:32,501
This is Sir Xiao's grand-daughter,
Michelle Xiao.
941
00:44:32,584 --> 00:44:34,084
She has been admiring your talent.
942
00:44:34,167 --> 00:44:35,626
She has decided to produce a western movie.
943
00:44:35,709 --> 00:44:36,501
She'll invite Brad Pitt,
944
00:44:36,626 --> 00:44:37,959
Will Smith and Johnny Depp...
945
00:44:38,042 --> 00:44:39,251
to star in a movie with you.
946
00:44:39,334 --> 00:44:41,667
Nice to meet you...
947
00:44:44,501 --> 00:44:46,626
Very painful.
948
00:44:47,084 --> 00:44:49,584
Ah yes, what kind of movie is it?
949

00:44:49,667 --> 00:44:52,126

The English name is called the Invisible Hero.
950
00:44:52,334 --> 00:44:55,667
The Chinese name is "The Three King
of Gods versus the Invisible Hero".
951
00:44:55,751 --> 00:44:57,376
What kind of character will I take?
952
00:44:57,459 --> 00:44:58,126
The Invisible Hero.
953
00:44:58,209 --> 00:45:00,751
May I ask who will be the director?
954
00:45:00,834 --> 00:45:01,542
Director Wong Jing.
955
00:45:01,626 --> 00:45:05,001
I never work with director that has no talent.
956
00:45:05,084 --> 00:45:06,917
Your remuneration
will be 5 million US dollars.
957
00:45:07,001 --> 00:45:09,542
Director Wong Jing is one
of the most talented directors.
958
00:45:09,626 --> 00:45:11,209
This is exactly my dream as a kid.
959
00:45:11,292 --> 00:45:12,667
You don't believe me?
Hear the voice from my heart.
960
00:45:14,042 --> 00:45:15,251
Can you hear it?
961
00:45:17,209 --> 00:45:19,167
Actually there is something
I've been wanting to say.
962
00:45:19,251 --> 00:45:21,876
A bastard like me will do anything for money.

963
00:45:29,917 --> 00:45:30,667
Are you kidding me?
964
00:45:30,751 --> 00:45:32,959
Has my wife forgotten
to pay the electricity bill again?
965
00:45:36,667 --> 00:45:44,751
Happy birthday to you
966
00:45:45,167 --> 00:45:46,459
Happy Birthday!
967
00:45:46,751 --> 00:45:47,917
Again?
968
00:45:48,167 --> 00:45:48,959
What do you mean by again?
969
00:45:49,042 --> 00:45:51,042
14th May, it's your birthday, right?
970
00:45:51,751 --> 00:45:53,292
Last month on the 14th,
971
00:45:53,376 --> 00:45:55,584
you've already shown me this.
972
00:45:56,001 --> 00:45:57,959
My birthday is on 14th July.
973
00:45:58,084 --> 00:45:59,126
Is it?
974
00:45:59,751 --> 00:46:00,751
Holy shit.
975
00:46:00,834 --> 00:46:03,334
Has the pregnancy made me stupid?
976
00:46:03,417 --> 00:46:04,292
How could that be?
977
00:46:04,376 --> 00:46:06,667
Only women with big breasts are stupid.

978
00:46:06,751 --> 00:46:08,917
I've never heard pregnancy
has any impact on women.
979
00:46:09,959 --> 00:46:11,376
I should be very smart, then?
980
00:46:11,459 --> 00:46:13,209
In your case, look...
981
00:46:13,292 --> 00:46:15,792
You are one of the smartest.
982
00:46:17,126 --> 00:46:18,917
I'm happy, BoBoPiggy.
983
00:46:19,626 --> 00:46:20,626
BiBiBu..
984
00:46:21,209 --> 00:46:22,334
Let's celebrate again.
985
00:46:22,417 --> 00:46:23,209
Great.
986
00:46:25,876 --> 00:46:27,501
Actually I am not stupid at all.
987
00:46:27,792 --> 00:46:29,834
I really had forgotten
to pay the electricity bill.
988
00:46:29,917 --> 00:46:31,334
So our electricity was cut.
989
00:46:31,417 --> 00:46:32,876
I was afraid he would yell at me.
990
00:46:33,001 --> 00:46:34,876
So I came up with this idea.
991
00:46:35,001 --> 00:46:37,834
However, Qi seems to like it.
992

00:46:37,917 --> 00:46:40,501

So my cover-up idea worked again.
993
00:46:40,626 --> 00:46:43,626
Actually this guy is treating me quite well
and he makes me happy.
994
00:46:43,792 --> 00:46:45,834
Is it true that fate...
995
00:46:45,959 --> 00:46:47,584
brought us together again in that temple?
996
00:46:47,751 --> 00:46:49,584
Of course not!
997
00:46:49,792 --> 00:46:51,042
After we split up in Macau,
998
00:46:51,167 --> 00:46:53,084
I felt something was very wrong with me.
999
00:46:53,251 --> 00:46:54,667
So I went to find a fortune teller
with Vulgarlina...
1000
00:46:54,792 --> 00:46:57,334
and see what advice she could give me.
1001
00:46:57,626 --> 00:46:58,584
Miss Zhang.
1002
00:46:59,417 --> 00:47:00,792
Actually these 3 years...
1003
00:47:01,126 --> 00:47:04,001
is the worst 3 years in your life.
1004
00:47:04,251 --> 00:47:06,876
Therefore you will stumble when you walk,
1005
00:47:06,959 --> 00:47:08,667
lose money for buying property...
1006
00:47:09,126 --> 00:47:10,792
and fall asleep when you're driving.

1007
00:47:11,167 --> 00:47:13,167
All the people will treat you as a fool.
1008
00:47:13,417 --> 00:47:14,834
So what shall I do?
1009
00:47:14,917 --> 00:47:16,167
You may "borrow some luck".
1010
00:47:16,334 --> 00:47:17,542
From whom?
1011
00:47:22,709 --> 00:47:23,792
I see it now.
1012
00:47:24,126 --> 00:47:25,959
That guy is chubby.
1013
00:47:26,334 --> 00:47:28,959
Uubalanced eye-brows, obscene-looking.
1014
00:47:29,167 --> 00:47:31,584
Triangular nose, distorted lips.
1015
00:47:31,917 --> 00:47:34,667
Pink nipples, better have a big belly.
1016
00:47:34,917 --> 00:47:38,542
Likes bluffing and has just escaped death.
1017
00:47:39,001 --> 00:47:40,709
If you are with this kind of guy,
1018
00:47:40,792 --> 00:47:44,251
you will get whatever you want.
And you'll have a healthy baby.
1019
00:47:44,709 --> 00:47:45,751
That's him?
1020
00:47:47,501 --> 00:47:48,542
Him?
1021
00:47:49,667 --> 00:47:51,167

But that guy...

1022
00:47:51,292 --> 00:47:52,792
is dead.
1023
00:47:52,917 --> 00:47:54,251
Maybe not.
1024
00:47:54,417 --> 00:47:57,792
If you meet him again, don't ever let him go.
1025
00:48:00,876 --> 00:48:02,167
Someone is shooting a movie here.
1026
00:48:02,251 --> 00:48:03,042
Ah yes.
1027
00:48:03,126 --> 00:48:04,751
I wonder if Louis Koo is there.
1028
00:48:04,917 --> 00:48:07,084
Koo your ass,
you could only think of man in your head.
1029
00:48:10,209 --> 00:48:11,167
Flora.
1030
00:48:11,334 --> 00:48:12,334
What's up?
1031
00:48:13,042 --> 00:48:15,584
The "healthy baby" guy!
1032
00:48:19,084 --> 00:48:20,459
It's him.
1033
00:48:20,542 --> 00:48:21,959
He hasn't died?
1034
00:48:22,042 --> 00:48:23,959
Hey, go flirt with him.
1035
00:48:24,042 --> 00:48:26,292
Don't keep thinking about the flirting thing.
1036

00:48:26,376 --> 00:48:28,292

We have to plan it nicely.
1037
00:48:28,376 --> 00:48:30,501
We have to callous, cruel and unscrupulous.
1038
00:48:30,584 --> 00:48:34,542
I won't let him escape from my fingers.
1039
00:48:38,792 --> 00:48:40,001
Ready...
1040
00:48:40,876 --> 00:48:42,001
Rolling.
1041
00:48:42,084 --> 00:48:43,417
Action.
1042
00:48:50,209 --> 00:48:51,626
Buddha...
1043
00:48:51,834 --> 00:48:53,834
I hope you could bless him.
1044
00:48:53,917 --> 00:48:56,459
Actually he is not that bad.
1045
00:48:56,542 --> 00:48:58,751
I hope you could bless his next life...
1046
00:48:58,834 --> 00:49:00,376
to become a wealthy guy.
1047
00:49:00,459 --> 00:49:02,376
So he doesn't need to live
a poor life any more.
1048
00:49:03,626 --> 00:49:05,417
See what stupid idea you have.
1049
00:49:07,917 --> 00:49:10,501
I promised you!
1050
00:49:10,584 --> 00:49:12,667
Is that all you've got?

1051
00:49:19,334 --> 00:49:20,126
"'8 you?
1052
00:49:22,876 --> 00:49:23,959
Yes, that's me.
1053
00:49:27,959 --> 00:49:28,626
Hey!
1054
00:49:28,709 --> 00:49:30,792
Fat guy. hurry up.
1055
00:49:30,876 --> 00:49:33,084
The floor is so hard.
1056
00:49:41,167 --> 00:49:42,792
Help!
1057
00:49:43,126 --> 00:49:46,417
Today, when a woman desires a man,
1058
00:49:46,667 --> 00:49:48,459
she will have to play some tricks.
1059
00:49:49,167 --> 00:49:50,001
Right?
1060
00:49:50,126 --> 00:49:52,459
The fortune teller has been right.
1061
00:49:52,584 --> 00:49:54,292
Since I married him...
1062
00:49:54,417 --> 00:49:56,001
not only did everything run smoothly for me.
1063
00:49:56,126 --> 00:50:00,001
I can get almost whatever I want.
1064
00:50:00,501 --> 00:50:01,459
500 dollars.
1065
00:50:01,751 --> 00:50:02,751
That expensive?

1066
00:50:04,417 --> 00:50:05,584
I don't want it, then.
1067
00:50:07,542 --> 00:50:09,209
I want this one, please.
1068
00:50:12,167 --> 00:50:14,501
I like these numbers, beautiful.
1069
00:50:15,084 --> 00:50:16,667
This one, all of them.
1070
00:50:24,001 --> 00:50:24,792
Yeah!
1071
00:50:26,292 --> 00:50:27,876
Even the unwanted ticket that
I picked up got the second prize.
1072
00:50:28,084 --> 00:50:30,209
You have to believe pregnancy
is really something.
1073
00:50:30,292 --> 00:50:32,834
After I married him, I win in all my gambles.
1074
00:50:32,959 --> 00:50:35,876
My bank account has <i>7</i> digit savings already.
1075
00:50:35,959 --> 00:50:37,334
I'm so happy.
1076
00:50:39,459 --> 00:50:41,959
I think after our baby is born,
1077
00:50:43,042 --> 00:50:44,667
we will be even luckier.
1078
00:50:45,876 --> 00:50:48,251
So nervous, turning to the straight road.
1079
00:50:48,334 --> 00:50:50,167
Hey! Faster...
1080
00:50:50,834 --> 00:50:53,542

Faster for what? Is it a boy or a girl?

1081
00:50:54,334 --> 00:50:56,792
Crossing the finishing line.
Need to take a photo to determine what it is.
1082
00:50:57,167 --> 00:50:58,251
Is it a boy or a girl?
1083
00:50:58,334 --> 00:51:00,542
The photo is kinda blur,
maybe a gynandromorphy.
1084
00:51:01,542 --> 00:51:03,209
You don't get a gynandromorphy easily.
1085
00:51:03,292 --> 00:51:04,126
It's a girl.
1086
00:51:06,334 --> 00:51:07,376
It's a girl!
1087
00:51:08,292 --> 00:51:09,792
Girl!
1088
00:51:11,417 --> 00:51:13,167
My father had thought
of a name for my daughter.
1089
00:51:13,292 --> 00:51:14,917
Called Xiao Xiao.
1090
00:51:15,292 --> 00:51:17,292
Shu Xiao Xiao (meaning losing a little).
1091
00:51:17,501 --> 00:51:19,584
My father thinks the Shu family had been
losing on gambling for generations.
1092
00:51:19,751 --> 00:51:21,167
It's time to concede.
1093
00:51:21,251 --> 00:51:23,209
Let alone winning,
losing less is already very nice.
1094

00:51:23,292 --> 00:51:24,209

Self-drawn.
1095
00:51:24,292 --> 00:51:25,501
Game.
1096
00:51:26,459 --> 00:51:28,751
No Way! You're winning big!
1097
00:51:46,292 --> 00:51:47,167
Scene 230,
1098
00:51:47,167 --> 00:51:49,334
shot 1, take 1259.
1099
00:51:50,334 --> 00:51:53,167
As for my movie career,
there has been no progress.
1100
00:51:53,459 --> 00:51:55,626
Since "Master of the Century-2086"...
1101
00:51:55,751 --> 00:51:58,917
may extend until the year 2086.
1102
00:51:59,334 --> 00:52:02,084
The left nostril have to enlarge a bit, yes.
1103
00:52:02,334 --> 00:52:04,292
Fume comes out from the right nostril.
1104
00:52:04,959 --> 00:52:06,001
And from the mouth, too.
1105
00:52:06,376 --> 00:52:08,876
Both eyes and ears as well.
1106
00:52:08,959 --> 00:52:10,209
I need the fume...
1107
00:52:10,292 --> 00:52:13,459
to express the helpless feeling when China
was being bullied by foreign powers...
1108
00:52:13,792 --> 00:52:16,251
which led to the fume of anger.

1109
00:52:16,959 --> 00:52:19,501
Yes... that's the <i>7</i> fumes I was talking about.
1110
00:52:20,126 --> 00:52:23,209
It condenses into the murderous
atmosphere just before the battle.
1111
00:52:24,459 --> 00:52:25,417
Cut!
1112
00:52:25,751 --> 00:52:27,209
Why didn't the ears emit fume?
1113
00:52:27,292 --> 00:52:30,001
Director, can we use some CG effect?
1114
00:52:30,626 --> 00:52:33,501
Movie is for real, I hate plug-ins!
1115
00:52:34,126 --> 00:52:34,751
Director,
1116
00:52:34,959 --> 00:52:37,667
why don't we do the bed scene first?
The one with the second actress.
1117
00:52:37,751 --> 00:52:40,001
The second actress is supposed to be a virgin.
1118
00:52:40,084 --> 00:52:41,042
You found someone?
1119
00:52:41,126 --> 00:52:42,292
Yes... we did.
1120
00:52:42,376 --> 00:52:43,709
But all of them are little girls.
1121
00:52:43,792 --> 00:52:44,751
It's fine.
1122
00:52:45,001 --> 00:52:46,834
Sign a contract with her and nurture her.
1123

00:52:46,917 --> 00:52:48,084

I'll have this shot when she's 18.
1124
00:52:48,167 --> 00:52:50,167
What I am after is the real thing.
1125
00:52:51,459 --> 00:52:53,376
Director, may I ask...
1126
00:52:53,459 --> 00:52:55,292
how about the bad guy
1127
00:52:55,376 --> 00:52:56,126
that I beat to death in the final scene?
1128
00:52:56,209 --> 00:52:57,792
I have found a guy
1129
00:52:57,792 --> 00:52:58,917
who is willing to be beaten to death for real.
1130
00:52:59,001 --> 00:53:00,834
Honestly, there is only one person that
I would like to beat to death.
1131
00:53:00,917 --> 00:53:03,084
I know, you want to beat me to death.
1132
00:53:03,251 --> 00:53:05,751
However, the contract stated clearly...
1133
00:53:05,834 --> 00:53:06,959
that if you haven't finished
shooting this movie,
1134
00:53:07,042 --> 00:53:08,334
you cannot cast in another one.
1135
00:53:08,417 --> 00:53:10,459
Once I die, the movie cannot be finished...
1136
00:53:10,542 --> 00:53:12,167
and you can never act in another movie.
1137
00:53:12,501 --> 00:53:14,126
Come on, beat me, beat me...

1138
00:53:14,209 --> 00:53:15,667
Come on... beat me.
1139
00:53:15,751 --> 00:53:16,667
I'm ready now.
1140
00:53:16,751 --> 00:53:19,084
Hey, beat me!
1141
00:53:21,251 --> 00:53:22,292
Buddy Qi...
1142
00:53:22,542 --> 00:53:24,334
How many more takes do you think
we will have before he calls it a day?
1143
00:53:24,417 --> 00:53:26,376
It's hard to tell.
Everyone has been working so hard.
1144
00:53:26,459 --> 00:53:28,501
Let's play a betting game, I'll be the banker.
1145
00:53:28,584 --> 00:53:30,876
If there are more than 50 times, it's big.
If it's fewer than 50 times, it's small.
1146
00:53:30,959 --> 00:53:31,751
Let's bet.
1147
00:53:31,834 --> 00:53:34,167
Good. Buddy Qi is the banker. Come and bet.
1148
00:53:38,001 --> 00:53:40,292
It ended up the director took
more than 600 takes.
1149
00:53:40,959 --> 00:53:42,334
We didn't finish until the next morning.
1150
00:53:42,959 --> 00:53:44,751
You can see my distress from behind.
1151
00:53:45,209 --> 00:53:46,167
So depressed.

1152
00:53:53,126 --> 00:53:55,417
I heard that you are not happy
with the shooting.
1153
00:53:55,501 --> 00:53:56,584
What can I do?
1154
00:53:56,667 --> 00:53:58,251
He is a famous director.
1155
00:53:58,417 --> 00:54:00,417
Maybe I can help you.
1156
00:54:13,751 --> 00:54:14,876
Wong Jing Wai.
1157
00:54:22,459 --> 00:54:24,126
Director. How are you, director?
1158
00:54:24,209 --> 00:54:26,584
You have to catch the one who beat me up.
1159
00:54:26,667 --> 00:54:27,084
Yes.
1160
00:54:27,167 --> 00:54:29,251
And ask him to be the martial arts director.
1161
00:54:29,334 --> 00:54:30,834
He did a real kickass job.
1162
00:54:31,751 --> 00:54:33,667
Michelle really had her ways.
1163
00:54:33,751 --> 00:54:35,584
Two days later, when the director
was going to the washroom,
1164
00:54:35,667 --> 00:54:37,501
he got beaten up by somebody
and his head was seriously injured.
1165
00:54:37,626 --> 00:54:39,334
The doctor said he had gone in sane.

1166
00:54:39,459 --> 00:54:40,834
And did not have the ability
to finish the movie.
1167
00:54:40,959 --> 00:54:43,209
Michelle took over and assigned me
the role of director-cum-main actor.
1168
00:54:43,292 --> 00:54:44,584
A job that's much harder than before.
1169
00:54:58,376 --> 00:54:59,709
Cut!
1170
00:55:02,042 --> 00:55:04,084
It's really hard to direct
and act at the same time.
1171
00:55:04,542 --> 00:55:05,834
Let's just go home and have sex.
1172
00:55:07,167 --> 00:55:08,542
However, there were also rewards.
1173
00:55:08,626 --> 00:55:10,709
This movie, Master of the Century-2012...
1174
00:55:10,792 --> 00:55:14,417
got the Best Movie Award in Munkala
Movie Festival in Africa.
1175
00:55:14,501 --> 00:55:16,292
It also got the Best Director
and Best Male Actor Award.
1176
00:55:16,292 --> 00:55:17,334
What can I say.
1177
00:55:17,417 --> 00:55:20,876
The Oscar has no taste,
they never awarded me anything.
1178
00:55:20,959 --> 00:55:23,667
I don't give a shit
about them anyway, coterie.
1179

00:55:34,542 --> 00:55:36,626

2, 3...
1180
00:55:36,709 --> 00:55:38,542
Not 2,3. lt's 1
1181
00:55:39,209 --> 00:55:41,001
I keep losing!
1182
00:55:41,251 --> 00:55:42,001
200 dollars.
1183
00:55:42,126 --> 00:55:43,876
I owe you 90 dollars. I quit.
1184
00:55:45,001 --> 00:55:46,251
Hey, don't quit.
1185
00:55:46,626 --> 00:55:48,792
One more game. It's so much fun.
1186
00:55:49,626 --> 00:55:51,126
Mom, we want to play.
1187
00:55:51,459 --> 00:55:53,084
You want to play? Good...
1188
00:55:53,167 --> 00:55:54,876
Sit... money...
1189
00:55:54,959 --> 00:55:55,917
I bet one. I bet two.
1190
00:55:56,001 --> 00:55:58,292
Ready? 1, 2, 3.
1191
00:55:58,417 --> 00:56:01,709
Time flies. Xiao Xiao is 3 years old already.
1192
00:56:02,042 --> 00:56:03,959
Shu Qi has become more and more famous.
1193
00:56:04,292 --> 00:56:06,626
He is making Batman 18.
1194

00:56:06,876 --> 00:56:10,251

Playing the mother of Batman,
called Batmother.
1195
00:56:10,459 --> 00:56:12,042
And I am home alone...
1196
00:56:12,417 --> 00:56:14,001
and always unable to see him.
1197
00:56:14,417 --> 00:56:16,876
I really feel bored, so bored...
1198
00:56:17,459 --> 00:56:18,917
So freaking bored.
1199
00:56:19,251 --> 00:56:20,959
Sometimes when I feel
so bored I can't take it any more.
1200
00:56:21,209 --> 00:56:23,292
I would ask my mom
to take care of our daughter...
1201
00:56:23,501 --> 00:56:25,709
so I could go to Macau to gamble a little.
1202
00:56:25,792 --> 00:56:31,667
9...
1203
00:56:31,792 --> 00:56:33,626
Yeah!
1204
00:56:36,959 --> 00:56:38,042
Is this taken?
1205
00:56:39,792 --> 00:56:40,917
No, you may take it.
1206
00:56:44,209 --> 00:56:46,334
Why don't you sit over there?
There are a lot of hot gals over there.
1207
00:56:46,417 --> 00:56:47,667
They are not my cup of tea.
1208

00:56:47,751 --> 00:56:51,542

9...
1209
00:56:53,209 --> 00:56:54,292
Excuse me. Bye.
1210
00:56:54,376 --> 00:56:56,376
Hang on. You've been winning,
why do you leave?
1211
00:56:56,542 --> 00:56:58,042
There is a guide light over there.
1212
00:57:01,501 --> 00:57:03,126
Someone at this table is cheating.
1213
00:57:03,376 --> 00:57:05,042
If you don't want people
to be thought as one of them,
1214
00:57:05,417 --> 00:57:06,209
you better leave as soon as possible.
1215
00:57:08,834 --> 00:57:09,626
Miss.
1216
00:57:10,751 --> 00:57:12,876
Someone is cheating? How come I didn't notice?
1217
00:57:15,167 --> 00:57:16,792
Those hotties.
1218
00:57:16,876 --> 00:57:19,792
Whenever they win, they shake their boobs.
1219
00:57:19,959 --> 00:57:21,334
They are trying too hard.
1220
00:57:21,417 --> 00:57:22,959
And the banker behind them.
1221
00:57:23,042 --> 00:57:24,709
He is so happy watching them.
1222
00:57:24,792 --> 00:57:27,126
That he didn't notice the fat guy.

1223
00:57:27,209 --> 00:57:28,792
I've been observing them for a long time.
1224
00:57:28,876 --> 00:57:32,001
Every time when they are about to meld,
he would twitch his sleeve.
1225
00:57:32,084 --> 00:57:33,334
He is actually changing card.
1226
00:57:33,417 --> 00:57:35,626
Remarkable. You are really good.
1227
00:57:38,667 --> 00:57:41,251
I went to casino by borrowing ID cards
when I was 16.
1228
00:57:41,667 --> 00:57:42,917
He can't fool me.
1229
00:57:43,709 --> 00:57:46,001
Miss, this is my business card.
1230
00:57:53,042 --> 00:57:54,251
Don't say anything. Come with me.
1231
00:58:01,667 --> 00:58:02,959
Thanks, Miss Zhang.
1232
00:58:03,126 --> 00:58:05,792
Those cons have been winning in here
for several days now.
1233
00:58:05,876 --> 00:58:06,876
But my staff is not sure
1234
00:58:07,001 --> 00:58:08,709
if they are really cheating.
1235
00:58:09,042 --> 00:58:11,167
I didn't expect you
to spot their trick before us.
1236
00:58:11,584 --> 00:58:13,042
It was just a wild guess.

1237
00:58:13,501 --> 00:58:15,209
I think you are really observant.
1238
00:58:16,334 --> 00:58:18,292
Do you own this casino?
1239
00:58:18,542 --> 00:58:20,376
Actually this hotel is also mine.
1240
00:58:20,459 --> 00:58:23,209
I have <i>7</i> casinos in Macau
and two floating casinos in Hong Kong.
1241
00:58:23,292 --> 00:58:25,417
I also have casinos in Singapore
and the Philippines.
1242
00:58:25,501 --> 00:58:27,001
How about you? What do you do?
1243
00:58:27,084 --> 00:58:28,584
I take care my daughter full time.
1244
00:58:30,126 --> 00:58:31,209
You look a little young to be married.
1245
00:58:31,417 --> 00:58:32,959
My daughter is 4 years old now.
1246
00:58:33,084 --> 00:58:34,709
What about your husband? What does he do?
1247
00:58:34,792 --> 00:58:37,542
My husband is great, he is an actor.
1248
00:58:37,626 --> 00:58:39,417
He is making a movie in the U.S.A.
1249
00:58:39,501 --> 00:58:41,584
You should have heard of his name.
His name is Shu Qi.
1250
00:58:42,501 --> 00:58:43,626
I'm afraid I...

1251
00:58:43,709 --> 00:58:45,167
seldom watch movies, so...
1252
00:58:45,251 --> 00:58:46,209
I don't know.
1253
00:58:50,501 --> 00:58:53,376
If there is nothing else, I think I should go.
1254
00:58:54,626 --> 00:58:56,292
Where are you going? Let me give you a ride.
1255
00:58:56,376 --> 00:58:57,334
I'm fine.
1256
00:58:57,959 --> 00:58:59,584
Say if I would like to offer you a job here,
1257
00:58:59,667 --> 00:59:00,626
will you be interested?
1258
00:59:25,042 --> 00:59:27,751
Look, a gorgeous woman like Michelle...
1259
00:59:27,959 --> 00:59:29,209
what exactly does she see in me?
1260
00:59:29,459 --> 00:59:32,167
Actually with my ability and body,
1261
00:59:32,459 --> 00:59:34,709
I do not deserve such a woman
that is top-class socially and sexually...
1262
00:59:34,792 --> 00:59:37,876
and above all so ridiculously rich,
and who wants to marry me.
1263
00:59:38,001 --> 00:59:40,042
I should be grateful even if I had to trade it
for a few years of my life.
1264
00:59:44,709 --> 00:59:47,126
You are so strange. You're not drinking?
1265

00:59:49,584 --> 00:59:51,001

Since you are taking a break these two days,
1266
00:59:51,084 --> 00:59:52,459
why don't we go to Milan together?
1267
00:59:52,834 --> 00:59:55,667
There is no fun about Milan.
Let's go to Las Vegas.
1268
00:59:56,584 --> 00:59:59,834
But I had an appointment with the designer
of Valentino for my wedding dress.
1269
01:00:01,292 --> 01:00:02,667
I'm not yet divorced.
1270
01:00:03,334 --> 01:00:04,376
That's fine, then.
1271
01:00:04,709 --> 01:00:06,417
If you do not resolve this soon,
1272
01:00:06,501 --> 01:00:08,001
I am marrying another guy.
1273
01:00:16,292 --> 01:00:17,959
You are leaving me with no choice.
1274
01:00:19,376 --> 01:00:20,417
I really don't understand.
1275
01:00:20,501 --> 01:00:23,209
The gambling addict at your home
is no where near to being my rival.
1276
01:00:23,792 --> 01:00:26,959
The fact that you are taking so long to make
a decision is already an insult to me.
1277
01:00:27,251 --> 01:00:28,709
I don't intend to take this long.
1278
01:00:28,792 --> 01:00:31,584
I just want to round it up in a better way.
1279

01:00:32,751 --> 01:00:34,376

Just offer her more money.
1280
01:00:34,459 --> 01:00:36,959
Hong Kong women
will do anything for money, right?
1281
01:00:37,042 --> 01:00:38,501
That could have been true in the past.
1282
01:00:38,584 --> 01:00:41,042
But now she is working in a casino in Macau...
1283
01:00:41,126 --> 01:00:42,584
as Supervisor.
1284
01:00:43,292 --> 01:00:45,334
I know. Sam hired her.
1285
01:00:46,709 --> 01:00:47,292
Which Sam?
1286
01:00:47,376 --> 01:00:48,626
The new god of gambling.
1287
01:00:48,709 --> 01:00:50,876
And one of the wealthiest bachelors in Macau.
1288
01:00:51,126 --> 01:00:52,376
He has his eyes on my wife?
1289
01:00:52,542 --> 01:00:54,959
Yes, and he is after her now.
1290
01:00:59,126 --> 01:01:01,751
Do you think they made out already?
1291
01:01:02,626 --> 01:01:05,084
I think not. Sam is such an idiot.
1292
01:01:05,167 --> 01:01:07,084
He likes love more than sex.
1293
01:01:07,417 --> 01:01:09,626
I was with him for 3 months before...

1294
01:01:09,709 --> 01:01:11,126
and we didn't have sex.
1295
01:01:11,209 --> 01:01:12,667
Therefore I dumped him.
1296
01:01:15,626 --> 01:01:18,542
However,
it's been almost 3 months for them now.
1297
01:01:19,959 --> 01:01:21,209
Let's go back to Hong Kong!
1298
01:01:21,376 --> 01:01:23,834
You better file for divorce immediately
when you get to Hong Kong.
1299
01:01:24,292 --> 01:01:26,251
Or, we are over.
1300
01:01:27,251 --> 01:01:30,084
You know I am negotiating with MGM...
1301
01:01:30,167 --> 01:01:32,417
to make you the first Chinese James Bond.
1302
01:01:32,626 --> 01:01:33,876
Me? James Bond?
1303
01:01:33,959 --> 01:01:35,667
James Bond is hairy.
1304
01:01:35,751 --> 01:01:38,126
I don't have any hair on my chest,
nor my tongue.
1305
01:01:41,167 --> 01:01:43,501
I work here now and I am doing very well.
1306
01:01:43,792 --> 01:01:46,209
I became Sam's right hand almost immediately.
1307
01:01:46,334 --> 01:01:48,209
I've set up <i>2</i> more casinos for him...
1308

01:01:48,334 --> 01:01:49,834

and had earned a lot of money.
1309
01:01:50,376 --> 01:01:51,792
I know Sam likes me.
1310
01:01:52,042 --> 01:01:54,251
But I can't let go of Qi and my daughter.
1311
01:02:00,834 --> 01:02:04,167
You've changed completely since you got here.
1312
01:02:05,667 --> 01:02:06,459
Have I?
1313
01:02:06,959 --> 01:02:08,417
Before, you were so addicted to gambling.
1314
01:02:08,501 --> 01:02:11,626
You could even bet with colleagues on
what time I arrive in the office.
1315
01:02:12,209 --> 01:02:14,584
You are different now.
You've become a successful businesswoman.
1316
01:02:15,126 --> 01:02:16,834
Your desire for gambling
have decreased quite a lot.
1317
01:02:18,542 --> 01:02:21,126
How do you know my desire
on gamble have decreased?
1318
01:02:21,376 --> 01:02:23,376
I am a good observer.
1319
01:02:25,751 --> 01:02:28,334
Sam, I really have to thank you.
1320
01:02:29,167 --> 01:02:31,292
If it were not for you,
1321
01:02:31,584 --> 01:02:32,667
I think I am...
1322

01:02:32,751 --> 01:02:34,959

still a good-for-nothing ludomaniac.
1323
01:02:36,292 --> 01:02:37,709
So why don't you consider...
1324
01:02:37,876 --> 01:02:39,959
ridding yourself from
your previously life completely?
1325
01:02:46,876 --> 01:02:50,084
Michelle has been with
your husband for a long time.
1326
01:02:51,584 --> 01:02:52,959
You should have known that.
1327
01:02:57,542 --> 01:02:58,126
Thank you.
1328
01:02:58,209 --> 01:02:59,626
Divorce him.
1329
01:03:10,376 --> 01:03:11,501
Excuse me.
1330
01:03:19,751 --> 01:03:20,751
A ring?
1331
01:03:21,834 --> 01:03:23,084
Will you marry me?
1332
01:03:32,709 --> 01:03:33,917
It hurts...
1333
01:03:35,292 --> 01:03:39,042
It hurts me more to see that you don't get
the happiness you deserve.
1334
01:03:43,542 --> 01:03:45,292
I can't. I really can't accept this.
1335
01:03:45,542 --> 01:03:46,751
I will not take it back.
1336
01:03:50,376 --> 01:03:52,126

This is such clich.

1337
01:03:52,417 --> 01:03:53,834
You have been watching
too many Korean soaps, right?
1338
01:04:13,917 --> 01:04:14,834
Mom.
1339
01:04:19,209 --> 01:04:20,042
Good girl.
1340
01:04:21,709 --> 01:04:22,876
Papa.
1341
01:04:23,876 --> 01:04:24,959
Good girl.
1342
01:04:32,209 --> 01:04:35,376
It's been a while since you went to U.S.A.
Do you have anything to say to me?
1343
01:04:35,751 --> 01:04:37,084
There could be some.
1344
01:04:37,417 --> 01:04:39,709
This Someone did something to that someone.
1345
01:04:40,501 --> 01:04:43,501
He said when she was doing that something,
she was quite something.
1346
01:04:43,792 --> 01:04:45,209
So I told him, hey...
1347
01:04:45,459 --> 01:04:48,001
You and her better only do a little something.
1348
01:04:48,251 --> 01:04:50,709
Otherwise in case something happens,
it would be really something, right?
1349
01:04:50,834 --> 01:04:51,959
Do you think I am right?
1350
01:04:52,042 --> 01:04:52,792

What are you saying?

1351
01:04:53,751 --> 01:04:54,376
Something.
1352
01:04:54,751 --> 01:04:56,417
I am asking you what were you saying.
1353
01:04:56,667 --> 01:04:58,501
Something is something,
that's exactly what I said.
1354
01:04:58,584 --> 01:05:00,334
Do you expect me to understand
what you were saying?
1355
01:05:00,584 --> 01:05:01,709
Or you didn't want to tell?
1356
01:05:01,959 --> 01:05:05,167
You asked me right? So I'm telling you.
1357
01:05:07,209 --> 01:05:09,834
Why are you snapping at me?
Do you want a fight?
1358
01:05:10,751 --> 01:05:12,042
Good, let's fight.
1359
01:05:13,751 --> 01:05:15,001
But you know what?
1360
01:05:15,626 --> 01:05:18,667
We better speak in English,
it's not suitable for children.
1361
01:05:18,751 --> 01:05:21,042
You are very good in English.
1362
01:05:21,126 --> 01:05:23,584
Ok. Let's speak in English.
1363
01:05:24,209 --> 01:05:26,251
But we better smile while we quarrel.
1364
01:05:26,334 --> 01:05:27,959

Smile while we quarrel.

1365
01:05:28,042 --> 01:05:30,209
Why not? I am the Best Male Actor.
1366
01:05:30,292 --> 01:05:32,376
This is too easy. You...
1367
01:05:32,626 --> 01:05:33,209
BITCH!
1368
01:05:33,292 --> 01:05:34,376
Me Bitch?
1369
01:05:34,626 --> 01:05:38,084
You know what? Your dick is so small.
1370
01:05:38,167 --> 01:05:40,626
But actually I just want a little bit,
1371
01:05:40,792 --> 01:05:41,834
a little bit...
1372
01:05:41,917 --> 01:05:43,334
Argh, little bit more.
1373
01:05:43,417 --> 01:05:46,751
Wow! You have a very big airport...
1374
01:05:46,834 --> 01:05:49,709
and many airplanes can land on you!
1375
01:05:50,209 --> 01:05:52,501
I tell you, every night you lay on me.
1376
01:05:52,584 --> 01:05:54,542
I felt horrible because you were so fat!
1377
01:05:54,626 --> 01:05:55,709
And you thin...
1378
01:05:55,792 --> 01:05:57,334
like a chopstick!
1379
01:05:57,417 --> 01:05:58,417

Damn! Your grandfather!

1380
01:05:58,501 --> 01:05:59,417
Damn! Your grandmother!
1381
01:05:59,501 --> 01:06:00,584
Daddy.
1382
01:06:01,334 --> 01:06:02,459
Mommy.
1383
01:06:03,709 --> 01:06:06,209
Don't quarrel please.
1384
01:06:06,792 --> 01:06:08,167
We are not quarrelling.
1385
01:06:09,501 --> 01:06:14,667
The English you are speaking
is what Maria always says.
1386
01:06:15,751 --> 01:06:17,709
Fire Maria. Hire an Indonesian maid tomorrow.
1387
01:06:17,792 --> 01:06:18,834
So are we gonna continue fighting?
1388
01:06:18,917 --> 01:06:20,459
I don't want to quarrel now.
1389
01:06:20,542 --> 01:06:21,667
I know.
1390
01:06:22,584 --> 01:06:24,959
You don't want to quarrel, you want a divorce.
1391
01:06:25,042 --> 01:06:28,126
Since you mentioned it, let's talk about it.
1392
01:06:28,292 --> 01:06:30,001
It's not that I happened to mention it.
1393
01:06:31,167 --> 01:06:32,959
It's something you wanted to say
but don't have the guts to do so.

1394
01:06:32,959 --> 01:06:33,959
I'm just speaking for you.
1395
01:06:34,084 --> 01:06:35,292
So let me tell you.
1396
01:06:39,334 --> 01:06:40,417
I am telling you...
1397
01:06:43,126 --> 01:06:44,834
I am telling you next week!
1398
01:06:45,501 --> 01:06:47,292
When men have to talk about these things,
1399
01:06:47,417 --> 01:06:49,459
they are always indecisive.
1400
01:06:49,667 --> 01:06:52,834
The stronger they are outside,
the Weaker inside.
1401
01:06:53,167 --> 01:06:55,709
But I can tell he doesn't want to say it.
1402
01:06:55,792 --> 01:06:59,501
Just like me. I have feelings for Sam.
1403
01:06:59,584 --> 01:07:00,626
But I really don't understand.
1404
01:07:00,709 --> 01:07:03,251
Why I can't let go of this fatso?
1405
01:07:05,417 --> 01:07:06,876
You're dead.
1406
01:07:07,126 --> 01:07:08,667
I'm bombing you with four Aces.
1407
01:07:08,876 --> 01:07:09,834
You're dead.
1408
01:07:09,917 --> 01:07:11,209
I'm bombing you with four 2s.

1409
01:07:11,959 --> 01:07:14,126
You are dead. Here come two jokers.
1410
01:07:14,209 --> 01:07:15,542
Followed by 3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-J-Q-K,
1411
01:07:15,542 --> 01:07:17,167
it's 3 times the bomb.
1412
01:07:17,251 --> 01:07:18,626
Eat your heart out.
1413
01:07:19,917 --> 01:07:22,542
People said when you are suffering in love,
you will win in gambling.
1414
01:07:22,626 --> 01:07:24,167
But look what happens now?
1415
01:07:24,292 --> 01:07:25,917
Don't stress yourself out for nothing.
1416
01:07:26,459 --> 01:07:27,584
Why do you say so?
1417
01:07:27,667 --> 01:07:28,834
Buddy.
1418
01:07:29,209 --> 01:07:31,459
Your problem is just that
you have a nice wife...
1419
01:07:31,542 --> 01:07:33,501
and a cute daughter.
1420
01:07:34,292 --> 01:07:38,167
But there is a billionaires who fancies you.
1421
01:07:38,959 --> 01:07:41,126
Even if you have to kill your wife,
1422
01:07:41,376 --> 01:07:42,959
throw you daughter out the window...
1423

01:07:43,042 --> 01:07:46,209

and spit on her. It will be still fine.
1424
01:07:46,292 --> 01:07:48,667
As long as you win that woman's heart.
1425
01:07:49,126 --> 01:07:53,126
Con the billions of dollars she has
and then you can kill her, too.
1426
01:07:53,292 --> 01:07:57,376
By that time,
you can leave everything behind...
1427
01:07:57,709 --> 01:07:59,501
and live your life happily ever after.
1428
01:08:02,251 --> 01:08:03,251
What's up?
1429
01:08:03,626 --> 01:08:04,667
Calm down!
1430
01:08:05,292 --> 01:08:08,251
How can you say such heartless words?
1431
01:08:08,751 --> 01:08:11,209
One can only think such heartless thoughts...
1432
01:08:11,292 --> 01:08:12,917
and keep it inside him quietly.
1433
01:08:13,001 --> 01:08:14,584
Now that you've said it out loud.
1434
01:08:14,667 --> 01:08:16,084
You'll keep me wondering.
1435
01:08:16,376 --> 01:08:17,501
I'm gonna crack your balls!
1436
01:08:18,876 --> 01:08:21,501
Go crack a joke, don't crack my balls.
1437
01:08:27,709 --> 01:08:29,334
Get out of here!

1438
01:08:29,917 --> 01:08:31,376
Why is he unhappy?
1439
01:08:31,626 --> 01:08:33,667
Your son and your daughter-in-law
are getting divorced.
1440
01:08:33,751 --> 01:08:36,001
I don't have a son.
1441
01:08:36,501 --> 01:08:38,292
It's our son.
1442
01:08:38,376 --> 01:08:40,501
Stop it, please behave yourself.
1443
01:08:40,584 --> 01:08:42,667
I am not even married.
1444
01:08:43,626 --> 01:08:45,917
If you keep touching me, I'm gonna scream.
1445
01:08:46,376 --> 01:08:48,459
Son, you'd better kill me.
1446
01:08:48,542 --> 01:08:51,042
See, I have been taking
your mom's craziness for decades.
1447
01:08:51,126 --> 01:08:53,542
How can you just divorce your wife so easily?
1448
01:08:53,626 --> 01:08:54,834
Because he is lustful.
1449
01:08:54,917 --> 01:08:56,792
Eat this!
1450
01:08:57,709 --> 01:08:59,959
It's our family matter
is none of your business.
1451
01:09:00,126 --> 01:09:01,292
Go away!

1452
01:09:02,584 --> 01:09:03,667
Father!
1453
01:09:03,751 --> 01:09:05,876
Our family matter is his business from now on.
1454
01:09:05,959 --> 01:09:07,917
Chao is my boyfriend.
1455
01:09:08,292 --> 01:09:09,834
Are you okay?
1456
01:09:10,042 --> 01:09:11,292
I admire you.
1457
01:09:11,376 --> 01:09:13,876
For you two difficult people to hit it off...
1458
01:09:13,959 --> 01:09:15,751
is truly a benefit to society.
1459
01:09:15,876 --> 01:09:16,792
Don't beat them any more.
1460
01:09:16,876 --> 01:09:19,501
Son, any chance to turn it around?
1461
01:09:19,751 --> 01:09:20,709
I don't think so.
1462
01:09:20,792 --> 01:09:23,459
Flora's lawyer had already
sent me the divorce agreement.
1463
01:09:24,084 --> 01:09:27,084
How about my darling granddaughter?
1464
01:09:27,417 --> 01:09:28,834
I thought you don't remember anything.
1465
01:09:28,917 --> 01:09:32,251
My granddaughter is everything to me!
1466
01:09:32,417 --> 01:09:34,209
Let the court decide.

1467
01:09:37,834 --> 01:09:39,334
Both of you want to have the custody
1468
01:09:39,417 --> 01:09:41,667
of your daughter, Shu Xiao Xiao.
1469
01:09:41,751 --> 01:09:43,417
However you claimed that...
1470
01:09:43,501 --> 01:09:46,042
your opponent is a pathological gambler...
1471
01:09:46,126 --> 01:09:47,876
that is unfit to take care of your daughter.
1472
01:09:48,542 --> 01:09:51,584
Tell me now, which one of you
are the pathological gambler here?
1473
01:09:51,792 --> 01:09:52,792
Him!
Her!
1474
01:09:53,584 --> 01:09:55,251
Or you both are?
1475
01:09:55,876 --> 01:09:59,459
Your highness,
my client has presented a lot of evidence...
1476
01:09:59,542 --> 01:10:01,876
to prove that
Ms. Flora Zhang is a pathological gambler.
1477
01:10:01,959 --> 01:10:03,917
She plays mahjong for
more than 200 days a year.
1478
01:10:04,001 --> 01:10:06,209
Moreover,
she bets on horses in every single race.
1479
01:10:06,292 --> 01:10:08,459
Mr. Shu Qi has a record of visiting Macau
1480

01:10:08,459 --> 01:10:09,709

for 364 days per year.
1481
01:10:10,001 --> 01:10:12,709
Of which 11 times
he was held custody by loan sharks...
1482
01:10:12,792 --> 01:10:14,209
and was saved by the police.
1483
01:10:14,459 --> 01:10:15,709
I really went there for so many days?
1484
01:10:16,042 --> 01:10:16,959
Yes.
1485
01:10:17,709 --> 01:10:19,292
Your highness,
I really have quit gambling already.
1486
01:10:19,417 --> 01:10:20,459
No one would believe you.
1487
01:10:21,084 --> 01:10:23,292
Your highness,
I am the one who has quit gambling.
1488
01:10:23,376 --> 01:10:24,584
I hate gambling now.
1489
01:10:24,792 --> 01:10:26,709
According to the prima facie evidence.
1490
01:10:26,792 --> 01:10:28,959
I cannot make a fair judgment now.
1491
01:10:29,917 --> 01:10:31,792
Maybe, I need to chat with your kid.
1492
01:10:31,876 --> 01:10:33,792
I don't want this to leave
a mark in her heart.
1493
01:10:33,876 --> 01:10:36,417
I will avoid it as much as I can.
1494

01:10:36,501 --> 01:10:38,626

Let us collect more evidence on her.
1495
01:10:38,792 --> 01:10:41,542
Everyone knows she is a pathological gambler,
Flat Boobs.
1496
01:10:41,876 --> 01:10:44,292
Mini sausage.
1497
01:11:03,001 --> 01:11:06,209
Don't be cocky,
she is yours because I don't want her.
1498
01:11:09,084 --> 01:11:12,959
Don't be cocky,
he is yours because I don't want him.
1499
01:11:37,334 --> 01:11:38,042
Sam
1500
01:11:38,042 --> 01:11:38,959
I know.
1501
01:11:39,376 --> 01:11:41,709
I'll try all means within these two weeks...
1502
01:11:41,792 --> 01:11:43,417
and help you gather the evidence
of his addiction to gambling.
1503
01:11:43,501 --> 01:11:44,667
So, don't you worry.
1504
01:11:44,751 --> 01:11:46,834
I will help you to get Xiao Xiao's custody.
1505
01:11:49,751 --> 01:11:52,417
I know they will find someone
to take my pictures.
1506
01:11:52,876 --> 01:11:55,001
You have to watch me in these two weeks.
1507
01:11:55,084 --> 01:11:56,709
You must not let me gamble.

1508
01:11:57,584 --> 01:11:58,084
Okay.
1509
01:11:58,167 --> 01:12:00,417
I have to get Xiao Xiao's custody.
1510
01:12:02,001 --> 01:12:05,084
Don't worry,
I've already hired the best stalkerazzi.
1511
01:12:05,167 --> 01:12:06,959
I definitely could get evidence
of her gambling.
1512
01:12:07,042 --> 01:12:09,042
Anyway from now on,
whenever you hear me mention the word gamble,
1513
01:12:09,167 --> 01:12:10,584
slap me.
1514
01:12:13,001 --> 01:12:15,126
I mean starting from the next one.
1515
01:12:24,417 --> 01:12:27,084
Xiao Xiao, give mom a piece of roast pork.
1516
01:12:30,001 --> 01:12:31,251
Nice.
1517
01:12:31,751 --> 01:12:34,459
How about Uncle Sam? Give Uncle Same a piece.
1518
01:12:44,751 --> 01:12:47,209
Mom, where is papa?
1519
01:12:47,292 --> 01:12:48,917
Papa needs to go to a faraway land to work.
1520
01:12:49,001 --> 01:12:50,501
So he doesn't have time to accompany us.
1521
01:12:50,584 --> 01:12:54,042
Xiao Xiao, papa is always busy, right?
1522

01:12:54,292 --> 01:12:55,042

Yes.
1523
01:12:55,126 --> 01:12:56,459
But do you know...
1524
01:12:56,542 --> 01:12:59,667
unlike papa, Uncle Sam...
1525
01:13:00,042 --> 01:13:03,126
will treat mom and Xiao Xiao very nicely.
1526
01:13:03,292 --> 01:13:05,167
He will have a lot of time
to play with you.
1527
01:13:05,251 --> 01:13:06,876
He will eat with you every day.
1528
01:13:06,959 --> 01:13:08,667
Do you like that?
1529
01:13:08,751 --> 01:13:12,084
I don't want uncle, I want papa.
1530
01:13:30,584 --> 01:13:31,917
Yes, how is it?
1531
01:13:33,042 --> 01:13:34,459
Have you fixed it?
1532
01:13:37,792 --> 01:13:38,667
Okay.
1533
01:13:39,209 --> 01:13:41,626
Let me say again, no matter what you do,
1534
01:13:41,709 --> 01:13:43,959
you have to get what I want, understand?
1535
01:13:48,709 --> 01:13:49,667
Is everything fine?
1536
01:13:50,417 --> 01:13:52,001
They said Michelle is confident

1537
01:13:52,126 --> 01:13:53,542
she will find evidence of your gambling.
1538
01:13:54,334 --> 01:13:56,626
I suggest you stay away
from the casino these two weeks.
1539
01:13:58,751 --> 01:14:01,459
Don't even go out, either.
There is a Jockey Club at the corner.
1540
01:14:01,542 --> 01:14:03,167
I don't want them to grasp
any chance to accuse you.
1541
01:14:04,667 --> 01:14:05,751
Believe me.
1542
01:14:06,084 --> 01:14:08,584
I can quit gambling for my daughter.
1543
01:14:09,126 --> 01:14:11,251
It is nice that you have such confidence,
but you have to prepare for the worst.
1544
01:14:11,334 --> 01:14:13,334
You should stay at home and draw the curtains.
1545
01:14:13,667 --> 01:14:15,584
Or ask your good friends to come
and keep you company.
1546
01:14:19,376 --> 01:14:22,209
Son, what are those things on your...
1547
01:14:22,292 --> 01:14:24,334
chest, hand and head?
1548
01:14:24,792 --> 01:14:26,501
I want to know, too.
1549
01:14:27,376 --> 01:14:28,501
The sensors all over his body aim
1550
01:14:28,626 --> 01:14:30,709
at keeping him away from the cards.

1551
01:14:30,792 --> 01:14:32,126
The red light on his chest...
1552
01:14:32,209 --> 01:14:34,834
would go off when it senses the word gamble.
1553
01:14:34,917 --> 01:14:38,042
Whenever you hear words like mahjong,
horse betting, Ace to King in poker cards,
1554
01:14:38,126 --> 01:14:39,709
all the mahjong tiles,
1555
01:14:39,792 --> 01:14:41,751
the four winds and three scholars,
1556
01:14:41,834 --> 01:14:44,459
these words will all trigger off the alarm
which will release electricity.
1557
01:14:44,542 --> 01:14:47,417
At that time,
you four should stop him right-a-way.
1558
01:14:47,501 --> 01:14:49,167
Moreover, the four of you cannot gamble
1559
01:14:49,251 --> 01:14:50,376
in these two weeks either...
1560
01:14:50,459 --> 01:14:52,792
nor assisting or luring him to gamble.
1561
01:14:52,876 --> 01:14:56,251
Future daughter-in-law,
what are we supposed to do?
1562
01:14:56,334 --> 01:14:58,917
Are we going to kill him
if he wants to gamble?
1563
01:14:59,001 --> 01:15:00,501
If we win this lawsuit,
1564
01:15:00,584 --> 01:15:02,376

I will reward each of you 300 thousand.

1565
01:15:02,751 --> 01:15:04,584
That sounds right!
1566
01:15:04,667 --> 01:15:07,001
Whenever you mention
the word "gamble", I'll cut you off!
1567
01:15:08,251 --> 01:15:09,542
You don't have to cut me...
1568
01:15:09,626 --> 01:15:11,667
because I've already made up my mind to quit.
1569
01:15:11,751 --> 01:15:13,501
Seriously? Seriously?
1570
01:15:13,959 --> 01:15:15,751
If I continue to gamble in such circumstance,
1571
01:15:15,834 --> 01:15:17,334
what good am I even if you don't cut me.
1572
01:15:17,417 --> 01:15:18,917
I can't lose my daughter.
1573
01:15:20,667 --> 01:15:21,334
Good.
1574
01:15:22,042 --> 01:15:24,167
I want you to stay in for these two weeks...
1575
01:15:24,251 --> 01:15:26,209
to show how much you love your family...
1576
01:15:26,292 --> 01:15:29,751
and that you are a good man and
capable of taking care of your daughter.
1577
01:15:30,001 --> 01:15:32,417
Don't even step out of the house
in these two weeks...
1578
01:15:32,501 --> 01:15:34,001
to avoid being lured.

1579
01:15:34,084 --> 01:15:36,209
I have three guards guarding the door.
1580
01:15:36,292 --> 01:15:38,501
You may ask them to shop
for whatever you need.
1581
01:15:38,584 --> 01:15:40,542
The three guys at the door?
1582
01:15:43,417 --> 01:15:45,459
Don't let anyone of them leave the apartment.
1583
01:15:45,542 --> 01:15:46,542
Yes!
1584
01:15:47,584 --> 01:15:49,584
I am leaving, remember...
1585
01:15:49,876 --> 01:15:52,626
they have hired stalkerazzi to
get the evidence of your gambling.
1586
01:15:52,709 --> 01:15:54,459
You have to control yourself.
1587
01:15:54,709 --> 01:15:56,376
Otherwise no one can help you.
1588
01:15:56,459 --> 01:15:57,751
I understand.
1589
01:16:00,709 --> 01:16:01,626
Good-bye.
1590
01:16:04,376 --> 01:16:05,084
Yes!
1591
01:16:06,334 --> 01:16:08,542
Keep your eyes on him. Don't let him gamble!
1592
01:16:08,626 --> 01:16:09,834
Yes!
Yes!

1593
01:16:11,001 --> 01:16:13,626
But it is boring for us...
1594
01:16:13,709 --> 01:16:14,834
to just look at him.
1595
01:16:14,917 --> 01:16:16,917
What else can we do? Yes.
1596
01:16:17,292 --> 01:16:18,584
How about...
1597
01:16:19,417 --> 01:16:20,834
several games of mahjong?
1598
01:16:22,459 --> 01:16:23,459
Go to hell!
1599
01:16:23,542 --> 01:16:25,292
Calm down... everyone calm down!
1600
01:16:28,459 --> 01:16:30,667
It's not my idea nor my intention to play.
1601
01:16:30,751 --> 01:16:33,042
Why electrocute me? It is not fair.
1602
01:16:35,126 --> 01:16:36,209
That's not it.
1603
01:16:38,001 --> 01:16:38,959
Right.
1604
01:16:40,834 --> 01:16:41,584
Okay.
1605
01:16:41,667 --> 01:16:42,667
What is this word?
1606
01:16:42,751 --> 01:16:43,501
One.
1607
01:16:44,209 --> 01:16:45,167
How about this?

1608
01:16:45,251 --> 01:16:46,167
Two.
1609
01:16:46,417 --> 01:16:47,542
And this one?
1610
01:16:47,626 --> 01:16:48,251
Five.
1611
01:16:48,792 --> 01:16:50,584
Five? It's three.
1612
01:16:50,667 --> 01:16:51,042
Tree.
1613
01:16:51,126 --> 01:16:53,042
You are three years old. This is three.
1614
01:16:55,501 --> 01:16:56,792
Auntie Pauline, where is Flora?
1615
01:16:56,876 --> 01:16:58,292
In the living room, I guess.
1616
01:16:59,751 --> 01:17:00,876
Three.
1617
01:17:01,084 --> 01:17:01,792
Tree.
1618
01:17:01,876 --> 01:17:03,084
Let me have a look at your teeth.
1619
01:17:05,334 --> 01:17:06,542
Three.
1620
01:17:06,834 --> 01:17:07,709
Tree.
1621
01:17:08,792 --> 01:17:10,459
What are you doing?
1622
01:17:10,542 --> 01:17:11,667
What's up? Practicing Yoga?

1623
01:17:11,751 --> 01:17:13,251
I'm really suffering.
1624
01:17:13,376 --> 01:17:16,251
You are rolling around;
are you having a bad tummy ache?
1625
01:17:17,084 --> 01:17:18,917
I am holding back my urge for gambling.
1626
01:17:19,542 --> 01:17:22,959
I am withholding the mahjong bug.
1627
01:17:23,042 --> 01:17:23,959
No...
1628
01:17:24,376 --> 01:17:26,334
I suspect that this sofa has the mahjong bug.
1629
01:17:26,417 --> 01:17:28,667
Pick them out for me, It is so itchy...
1630
01:17:28,751 --> 01:17:31,667
You look more like a drug addict.
1631
01:17:32,292 --> 01:17:33,959
Has it been two weeks already?
1632
01:17:34,042 --> 01:17:36,126
What's up with you?
1633
01:17:36,626 --> 01:17:37,584
Ah yes.
1634
01:17:38,542 --> 01:17:39,376
What day is today?
1635
01:17:39,459 --> 01:17:40,376
Wednesday.
1636
01:17:49,626 --> 01:17:50,876
Why isn't there any horseracing channel?
1637
01:17:50,959 --> 01:17:54,209
Sam has cut all the stations

that broadcast horse racing.

1638
01:17:55,084 --> 01:17:58,334
I can't even watch the races.
What should I do?
1639
01:17:59,792 --> 01:18:01,584
I know it, Mom. Play Chinese Poker with me.
1640
01:18:01,667 --> 01:18:03,167
We all play Chinese Poker.
1641
01:18:03,251 --> 01:18:04,667
Poker your ass.
1642
01:18:04,751 --> 01:18:06,917
Can't you see
I am teaching Xiao Xiao addition?
1643
01:18:07,001 --> 01:18:07,917
You silly.
1644
01:18:08,001 --> 01:18:08,959
Mom...
1645
01:18:09,042 --> 01:18:11,917
Xiao, what is 1 plus 1?
1646
01:18:12,001 --> 01:18:13,376
A pair of eyes.
1647
01:18:14,376 --> 01:18:16,209
Of course not eyes, nonsense...
1648
01:18:16,292 --> 01:18:17,459
Again...
1649
01:18:17,917 --> 01:18:21,542
What is 1 plus 1 plus 1?
1650
01:18:21,709 --> 01:18:22,751
Bingo.
1651
01:18:23,042 --> 01:18:24,251
What do you mean by bingo?

1652
01:18:25,334 --> 01:18:26,834
Look at your daughter.
1653
01:18:26,917 --> 01:18:28,626
She looks like a pathological gambler.
1654
01:18:28,709 --> 01:18:31,084
See if you dare to gamble at home any more.
1655
01:18:31,167 --> 01:18:33,376
When 1 plus 2...
1656
01:18:33,876 --> 01:18:36,084
Plus 1, <i>2</i> and 3. What is it equal to?
1657
01:18:36,167 --> 01:18:37,709
What does 1 plus <i>2</i> plus 3 equal to?
1658
01:18:37,792 --> 01:18:38,834
Sequence.
1659
01:18:39,626 --> 01:18:41,084
What sequence?
1660
01:18:41,167 --> 01:18:42,834
Not sequence.
1661
01:18:42,959 --> 01:18:45,251
Don't listen to your mom.
Let grandma teach you. Come on.
1662
01:18:45,334 --> 01:18:47,417
Look here...
1663
01:18:47,667 --> 01:18:52,126
1 plus <i>2</i> plus 3 is not sequence, it is 6.
1664
01:18:52,334 --> 01:18:55,709
1 plus <i>2</i> plus 3, is it 6?
1665
01:18:57,126 --> 01:18:58,584
I'm sorry.
1666
01:19:00,876 --> 01:19:04,292
It's mom's fault. Mammy's fault.

1667
01:19:05,876 --> 01:19:08,292
Mom, starting from today,
1668
01:19:08,959 --> 01:19:11,792
you lock me in this room
and don't let me go out.
1669
01:19:12,626 --> 01:19:14,001
I have decided to quit gambling.
1670
01:19:14,917 --> 01:19:16,001
Really?
1671
01:19:16,792 --> 01:19:18,251
Xiao Xiao,
would you like it if mom quits gambling?
1672
01:19:18,334 --> 01:19:21,292
Kiss mommy. Mom is going to quit gambling.
1673
01:19:33,001 --> 01:19:34,209
Fish filet curry with rice.
How about you, Miss?
1674
01:19:34,292 --> 01:19:35,001
Beef brisket curry with rice.
1675
01:19:35,084 --> 01:19:36,542
Beef brisket curry with rice. Drink?
1676
01:19:36,626 --> 01:19:37,959
Ice milk tea. That's it. Okay.
1677
01:19:38,042 --> 01:19:38,667
Okay.
1678
01:19:38,751 --> 01:19:39,667
Boss.
1679
01:19:41,334 --> 01:19:42,001
Flora.
1680
01:19:42,167 --> 01:19:43,334
Haven't seen you for a long time.

1681
01:19:43,417 --> 01:19:45,751
Yes, it's the UEFA Champions
League Final tonight.
1682
01:19:46,001 --> 01:19:46,959
Did you bet on anything?
1683
01:19:48,501 --> 01:19:50,251
No...
1684
01:19:51,126 --> 01:19:52,292
Take a seat...
1685
01:19:52,876 --> 01:19:53,334
Hot Ribena with lemon.
1686
01:19:53,417 --> 01:19:56,001
Okay, sure. Hot Ribena with lemon.
1687
01:20:00,251 --> 01:20:01,876
Hey, Fat Jing Jing.
1688
01:20:01,959 --> 01:20:02,459
Flora.
1689
01:20:02,542 --> 01:20:05,376
It's Flora. Haven't seen you for a long time.
1690
01:20:05,542 --> 01:20:08,334
May I ask what is the deal of
the UEFA Champions League tonight?
1691
01:20:08,417 --> 01:20:11,334
Barcelona vs. Manchester United
with Barcelona handicap -0.5, 95%.
1692
01:20:11,917 --> 01:20:12,959
I see.
1693
01:20:13,876 --> 01:20:16,751
Please bet 30,000 dollars
on Manchester United for me.
1694
01:20:17,334 --> 01:20:18,584
No...

1695
01:20:19,001 --> 01:20:19,876
50,000 dollars.
1696
01:20:20,334 --> 01:20:22,334
Flora, I can tell you the deal.
1697
01:20:22,417 --> 01:20:24,042
But I cannot accept your bet.
1698
01:20:24,126 --> 01:20:26,459
Sam had notified all the dealers in China,
Hong Kong and Macau.
1699
01:20:26,542 --> 01:20:27,917
Not to accept your bet.
1700
01:20:28,001 --> 01:20:30,167
Otherwise we'll be in trouble. I'm sorry.
1701
01:20:30,251 --> 01:20:30,917
Hey... don't worry about it...
1702
01:20:31,001 --> 01:20:33,417
I'm sorry, Flora.
I will take care of Sam...
1703
01:20:34,001 --> 01:20:34,876
Hey...
1704
01:20:36,626 --> 01:20:37,417
You're not a friend.
1705
01:20:37,501 --> 01:20:38,542
You're not my friend.
1706
01:20:38,626 --> 01:20:39,459
The money I spent on betting
with you meant nothing to you?
1707
01:20:39,584 --> 01:20:41,334
It's worth several movies' income to me.
1708
01:20:41,417 --> 01:20:43,334
So Michelle told you not to accept my bet...
1709

01:20:43,417 --> 01:20:45,334

and you really don't have the guts to?
1710
01:20:45,667 --> 01:20:46,376
Hey?
1711
01:20:47,209 --> 01:20:49,626
You such an idiot.
1712
01:20:50,209 --> 01:20:51,209
Black coffee.
1713
01:20:51,459 --> 01:20:52,501
Coming...
1714
01:20:52,584 --> 01:20:54,292
Beware of the hot cup.
1715
01:20:54,376 --> 01:20:56,792
I ordered black coffee,
how do I get hot Ribena with lemon?
1716
01:20:57,084 --> 01:20:59,792
Because that is my order at this table here.
1717
01:20:59,876 --> 01:21:01,042
Yes... sorry...
1718
01:21:01,709 --> 01:21:03,917
I thought you were together.
1719
01:21:04,667 --> 01:21:06,209
Did you have a fight?
1720
01:21:06,626 --> 01:21:09,542
Oh I'd never.
We're talking to the Best Male Actor here.
1721
01:21:09,709 --> 01:21:12,751
We are divorced. Are you happy?
1722
01:21:13,792 --> 01:21:14,834
Coming.
1723
01:21:14,917 --> 01:21:17,376
I wonder why someone over there is calling me.

1724
01:21:20,042 --> 01:21:23,834
I can't believe no one would take your bet,
Casino Queen.
1725
01:21:25,917 --> 01:21:28,334
How about you, Mr. Hollywood Star?
1726
01:21:28,417 --> 01:21:31,334
I don't see anyone taking your bet either.
1727
01:21:35,834 --> 01:21:38,376
Why does it taste different?
1728
01:21:44,084 --> 01:21:45,834
Have you forgotten to put sugar?
1729
01:21:46,042 --> 01:21:48,959
Try muddling the lemon first.
1730
01:21:51,751 --> 01:21:53,334
How many cubes of sugar do I usually take?
1731
01:21:55,959 --> 01:21:57,334
Three quarters of one.
1732
01:21:59,376 --> 01:22:01,292
Are you muddling the lemon correctly?
1733
01:22:02,917 --> 01:22:05,501
I usually make mess, you know it.
1734
01:22:07,126 --> 01:22:08,459
Give it to me.
1735
01:22:17,917 --> 01:22:18,876
Give it to me.
1736
01:22:43,001 --> 01:22:44,292
That's the taste. That's the taste.
1737
01:22:44,876 --> 01:22:47,209
Rooney scored all by himself... 1-1.
1738
01:22:48,376 --> 01:22:52,334

Yeah!
1739
01:22:56,167 --> 01:22:57,251
Which team you support?
1740
01:22:57,876 --> 01:22:59,376
I've always been a fan of Manchester United.
1741
01:22:59,459 --> 01:23:01,167
I also switched to supporting
Manchester United today.
1742
01:23:02,126 --> 01:23:03,376
Good taste.
1743
01:23:04,334 --> 01:23:05,709
We're on the same side.
1744
01:23:07,501 --> 01:23:10,501
Aren't you afraid I'd tell about
your gambling?
1745
01:23:13,376 --> 01:23:16,542
Aren't you afraid I'd tell about
your gambling?
1746
01:23:18,667 --> 01:23:21,709
Manchester United attractive
counter attacked pursues 1-1.
1747
01:23:22,959 --> 01:23:24,084
I'm sorry.
1748
01:23:24,626 --> 01:23:25,834
I never wanted to come to this.
1749
01:23:29,917 --> 01:23:31,501
I'm also wrong in a way.
1750
01:23:32,834 --> 01:23:35,959
Even if we are to break up,
we shouldn't involve our daughter.
1751
01:23:39,876 --> 01:23:41,751
Well, sometimes in life,
we don't drive, we are driven.

1752
01:23:41,834 --> 01:23:43,959
This isn't only true in movies.
1753
01:23:44,542 --> 01:23:46,709
It's really happening to us.
1754
01:23:47,209 --> 01:23:48,126
Got it.
1755
01:23:49,542 --> 01:23:50,459
I understand.
1756
01:23:50,542 --> 01:23:53,126
Rooney scores again. 2-1.
1757
01:24:02,751 --> 01:24:04,251
Bravo.
1758
01:24:12,334 --> 01:24:13,167
Goodbye.
1759
01:24:13,626 --> 01:24:15,126
Thank you...
1760
01:24:15,209 --> 01:24:15,917
Done?
1761
01:24:16,001 --> 01:24:17,001
Should be.
1762
01:24:17,709 --> 01:24:19,209
Let's go...
1763
01:24:22,001 --> 01:24:22,959
Boss.
1764
01:24:23,626 --> 01:24:24,751
You are usually open 24 hours.
1765
01:24:24,876 --> 01:24:26,501
How come you close it this early today?
1766
01:24:26,584 --> 01:24:28,834
Today is our last day in business.
We are closing down.

1767
01:24:28,917 --> 01:24:29,751
How come?
1768
01:24:30,167 --> 01:24:32,501
The rent has gone up ridiculously.
1769
01:24:32,792 --> 01:24:34,876
We can never make enough for the rent.
1770
01:24:34,959 --> 01:24:36,126
Guess we got lucky today.
1771
01:24:36,209 --> 01:24:37,792
If we didn't come here today,
we would never see you again.
1772
01:24:37,876 --> 01:24:39,542
This is what we called meant to be.
1773
01:24:39,626 --> 01:24:41,751
If we work against fate,
we will lose what's meant to be.
1774
01:24:41,959 --> 01:24:44,626
I will move to Cheung Lok Street
in a few days.
1775
01:24:44,709 --> 01:24:45,751
Come and visit me more often.
1776
01:24:45,834 --> 01:24:46,917
Alright then. Goodbye.
1777
01:24:47,001 --> 01:24:47,709
Take care.
1778
01:24:47,792 --> 01:24:48,667
Bye.
1779
01:24:52,001 --> 01:24:53,251
Here comes a taxi.
1780
01:25:20,292 --> 01:25:22,626
Flora, why don't we...

1781
01:25:51,126 --> 01:25:52,501
Miss, where to?
1782
01:25:56,084 --> 01:25:57,334
Cross the harbor, please.
1783
01:26:07,626 --> 01:26:10,584
Don't worry, I am not going anywhere.
1784
01:26:10,792 --> 01:26:12,584
Smoking.
1785
01:26:12,751 --> 01:26:14,667
Boss, we're just trying to make a living here.
1786
01:26:14,751 --> 01:26:16,126
Don't make it difficult for us.
1787
01:26:16,209 --> 01:26:18,001
Shit, you speak Cantonese?
1788
01:26:18,084 --> 01:26:20,626
Our clients don't like us speaking Cantonese.
1789
01:26:20,709 --> 01:26:21,667
So we pretend we don't know.
1790
01:26:21,751 --> 01:26:23,376
Last night I saw you climb through the window.
1791
01:26:23,459 --> 01:26:25,376
What was I supposed to do? Beat you up?
1792
01:26:25,834 --> 01:26:27,167
You are a real buddy.
1793
01:26:27,459 --> 01:26:30,417
We've been standing here
for two weeks already. It's so boring.
1794
01:26:30,501 --> 01:26:33,376
You see after today, we will get paid,
1795
01:26:33,709 --> 01:26:35,417
and everybody will be happy.

1796
01:26:35,501 --> 01:26:38,542
You okay, I'm okay.
1797
01:26:45,459 --> 01:26:47,626
Brother, don't leave.
1798
01:26:47,709 --> 01:26:49,084
We just have to get through today.
1799
01:26:49,167 --> 01:26:51,917
I've bought you food already.
1800
01:26:52,417 --> 01:26:54,459
Qing, take the food inside
and plate it up. Go.
1801
01:26:54,542 --> 01:26:55,501
Okay.
1802
01:26:57,334 --> 01:26:59,667
Why are you so sneaky?
You got something to say?
1803
01:27:10,209 --> 01:27:11,876
Buddy, just for you...
1804
01:27:11,959 --> 01:27:14,334
as you can't bet
at the ball games nor horse racing.
1805
01:27:17,084 --> 01:27:18,292
Look at these.
1806
01:27:18,792 --> 01:27:22,292
I'm sure it's a winner.
1807
01:27:23,292 --> 01:27:26,709
This one is a top favorite,
how much can we make out of it?
1808
01:27:27,667 --> 01:27:29,626
Forget it then. I got something to do.
1809
01:27:29,709 --> 01:27:31,626
Count me in. 500 dollars.

1810
01:27:33,834 --> 01:27:36,334
I'm not saying no, but...
1811
01:27:37,251 --> 01:27:38,417
You know what to do.
1812
01:27:40,792 --> 01:27:41,959
Come on.
1813
01:28:11,167 --> 01:28:12,251
I'm out of cigarettes.
1814
01:28:12,667 --> 01:28:13,792
I'll go get some.
1815
01:28:25,959 --> 01:28:27,084
Have you finished?
1816
01:28:27,167 --> 01:28:28,084
I want some more rice.
1817
01:28:28,167 --> 01:28:29,626
Let's eat out.
1818
01:28:29,709 --> 01:28:31,084
Andy Lau take me out for sharks fin.
I want it, too.
1819
01:28:31,209 --> 01:28:32,084
Good...
1820
01:28:38,584 --> 01:28:40,251
So you have something to say?
1821
01:28:49,917 --> 01:28:51,084
See for yourself.
1822
01:29:00,876 --> 01:29:02,001
Having fun?
1823
01:29:02,917 --> 01:29:04,667
You're lucky that my people took it.
1824
01:29:04,876 --> 01:29:08,376

If Sam's people had shot it,

you would have lost the suit already.
1825
01:29:18,042 --> 01:29:21,334
I found someone to do some tweaking with it.
We'll show it to the judge tomorrow.
1826
01:29:22,126 --> 01:29:23,876
That's not right.
1827
01:29:25,417 --> 01:29:27,626
All the things I did were for you.
1828
01:29:27,709 --> 01:29:29,584
It was you who wanted your daughter's custody.
1829
01:29:30,292 --> 01:29:31,834
You watched a ball game with her
in the middle of the night.
1830
01:29:31,959 --> 01:29:33,334
Did you ever consider my feelings?
1831
01:29:33,584 --> 01:29:36,334
No matter what, this is too mean.
1832
01:29:36,709 --> 01:29:39,084
It is not just about you any more.
1833
01:29:39,292 --> 01:29:41,042
Sam wants to go to war with me.
1834
01:29:41,292 --> 01:29:43,001
If you lose, I will lost face.
1835
01:29:43,167 --> 01:29:44,459
So you will have to win.
1836
01:29:44,542 --> 01:29:46,542
You have to win your daughter's custody.
1837
01:29:47,792 --> 01:29:49,626
Even though I will not marry you.
1838
01:29:50,501 --> 01:29:52,042
Can we discuss this?

1839
01:29:52,626 --> 01:29:54,001
Not until after tomorrow.
1840
01:29:54,792 --> 01:29:56,542
You'd better not appear at trial tomorrow.
1841
01:29:56,959 --> 01:29:58,626
Lawyer Zhu will take care of it.
1842
01:29:59,501 --> 01:30:01,751
But I really think it isn't right to do that.
1843
01:30:02,334 --> 01:30:04,417
Those guards won't allow you to go out.
1844
01:30:06,584 --> 01:30:07,459
Hey!
1845
01:30:08,167 --> 01:30:09,959
Hey! Will you stop that?
1846
01:30:10,042 --> 01:30:12,376
Michelle, don't do that.
1847
01:30:12,459 --> 01:30:14,417
Go back... Michelle!
1848
01:30:16,667 --> 01:30:17,751
What's up?
1849
01:30:18,251 --> 01:30:19,501
So I can't go because you said so?
1850
01:30:19,709 --> 01:30:22,126
I don't think so. What can you do to me?
1851
01:30:24,417 --> 01:30:25,626
Ouch! It really hurts...
1852
01:30:26,209 --> 01:30:28,542
Why did I have to hit the wall?
1853
01:30:28,626 --> 01:30:29,709
Shit!

1854
01:30:42,584 --> 01:30:44,167
Flora. Hm?
1855
01:30:44,251 --> 01:30:45,959
I think your daughter has a fever.
1856
01:30:46,501 --> 01:30:47,876
Is she okay? Is it serious?
1857
01:30:47,959 --> 01:30:49,001
Shall we take her to the doctor?
1858
01:30:49,084 --> 01:30:51,417
No, I just gave her some aspirin.
1859
01:30:51,542 --> 01:30:54,459
Let's see what happens first.
I'll keep an eye on her.
1860
01:31:06,376 --> 01:31:08,417
Sam, why are you here, it's so late?
1861
01:31:11,042 --> 01:31:12,667
I have a present for you.
1862
01:31:16,001 --> 01:31:16,709
Who shot this?
1863
01:31:16,834 --> 01:31:17,834
His sister.
1864
01:31:17,917 --> 01:31:19,834
Why would his sister betray her own brother?
1865
01:31:20,042 --> 01:31:22,292
For 3 million dollars, why not?
1866
01:31:22,376 --> 01:31:24,876
Xing Chao will talk her into it anyway.
1867
01:31:27,209 --> 01:31:29,042
You've decided to show it
to the judge tomorrow?
1868

01:31:29,667 --> 01:31:30,959

You can get the champagne ready.
1869
01:31:31,167 --> 01:31:33,709
Michelle thought she is nasty,
but she is still...
1870
01:31:34,167 --> 01:31:35,292
too far to being my match.
1871
01:31:36,334 --> 01:31:37,709
You look very happy.
1872
01:31:37,792 --> 01:31:38,876
Aren't you?
1873
01:31:41,084 --> 01:31:41,834
May I ask,
1874
01:31:41,917 --> 01:31:45,126
are you happy
because you have won over Michelle...
1875
01:31:45,626 --> 01:31:48,542
or because I got my daughter's custody?
1876
01:31:49,167 --> 01:31:52,167
I think you've got me wrong.
I didn't mean that.
1877
01:31:52,876 --> 01:31:55,751
Flora, your daughter's temperature
has suddenly gone up to 102 degrees.
1878
01:31:55,834 --> 01:31:57,876
We need to take her to the hospital.
Come quickly.
1879
01:31:57,959 --> 01:31:59,376
Let me go with you.
1880
01:32:00,417 --> 01:32:02,251
No, I can go by myself.
1881
01:32:06,501 --> 01:32:07,876
Mom.

1882
01:32:08,709 --> 01:32:10,376
Xiao Xiao, you will be fine.
1883
01:32:12,376 --> 01:32:13,834
Where is daddy?
1884
01:32:14,501 --> 01:32:16,084
I want daddy.
1885
01:32:23,584 --> 01:32:27,626
Don't be afraid. Mom is here.
Mom is here with you.
1886
01:32:32,417 --> 01:32:35,667
Qi, where have Xing
and your sister gone? It's still early.
1887
01:32:36,542 --> 01:32:37,792
I don't care where they went.
1888
01:32:38,667 --> 01:32:41,292
There is something written on the wall
outside. It's huge. Did you see it?
1889
01:32:43,126 --> 01:32:46,251
Brother, sorry. I've betrayed you.
1890
01:32:46,334 --> 01:32:49,292
Dude, someone had written
this nice and neat in here.
1891
01:32:49,376 --> 01:32:50,126
Can't you see it?
1892
01:32:50,209 --> 01:32:51,001
Yes I can.
1893
01:32:51,084 --> 01:32:52,667
Why didn't you tell me?
You know Chinese, don't you?
1894
01:32:52,751 --> 01:32:54,417
We can speak it but not write it.
1895
01:32:54,501 --> 01:32:55,959
Who knows What it is.

1896
01:32:58,376 --> 01:32:59,751
What did she do?
1897
01:33:00,001 --> 01:33:01,251
How would I know?
1898
01:33:02,959 --> 01:33:06,084
But I really want Flora to know that
I didn't betray her.
1899
01:33:06,251 --> 01:33:07,917
Call her.
1900
01:33:08,001 --> 01:33:09,376
She has changed her number.
1901
01:33:09,459 --> 01:33:11,834
Then tell her face to face.
1902
01:33:12,126 --> 01:33:14,334
With these guys standing here. How can I go?
1903
01:33:16,917 --> 01:33:21,292
Son, I know you still love Flora.
1904
01:33:22,584 --> 01:33:25,334
True love was once right here
in front of you...
1905
01:33:26,459 --> 01:33:27,959
but you didn't cherish it.
1906
01:33:28,792 --> 01:33:32,709
Now you've lost it and you regret it so much.
1907
01:33:33,042 --> 01:33:35,834
If God is to give you another chance...
1908
01:33:35,917 --> 01:33:36,667
I know.
1909
01:33:37,042 --> 01:33:39,251
It's that old saying about the ten thousand
year expiration date again, right?

1910
01:33:41,042 --> 01:33:43,792
Son, muster up your courage...
1911
01:33:43,876 --> 01:33:46,542
and do what you have to do.
1912
01:33:47,126 --> 01:33:49,167
Okay. Do you have 200 dollars?
1913
01:33:49,251 --> 01:33:49,876
Yes.
1914
01:33:54,917 --> 01:33:56,167
I'm not gonna hold back.
1915
01:33:56,751 --> 01:33:57,917
Dude, we're just trying
to make some money here.
1916
01:33:58,001 --> 01:34:00,001
You've climbed down the windows before,
you can do it again.
1917
01:34:00,959 --> 01:34:02,834
You're right. We'll meet again.
1918
01:34:03,126 --> 01:34:04,459
We'll meet again.
1919
01:34:30,876 --> 01:34:32,334
Are you okay?
1920
01:34:33,751 --> 01:34:34,751
"'8 you?
1921
01:34:34,834 --> 01:34:36,001
I've been looking for you.
1922
01:34:36,084 --> 01:34:37,251
What for?
1923
01:34:37,501 --> 01:34:38,667
What you said really happened.
1924
01:34:39,167 --> 01:34:40,584

Can you tell me more?

1925
01:34:41,126 --> 01:34:43,501
Do you still remember
the most important thing that I said?
1926
01:34:43,584 --> 01:34:44,626
Which is?
1927
01:34:44,709 --> 01:34:47,084
Don't ever leave your wife and kid.
1928
01:34:47,167 --> 01:34:50,084
Or all your fortune
will just come and go, buddy.
1929
01:34:57,126 --> 01:34:58,334
Where can I find you?
1930
01:34:58,417 --> 01:35:01,042
Go find yourself first.
1931
01:35:15,501 --> 01:35:18,084
Today, we are having the trial
on Mr. Shu Qi...
1932
01:35:18,167 --> 01:35:20,959
and Miss Flora Zhang's divorce agreement...
1933
01:35:21,042 --> 01:35:24,334
which involves the custody
of their daughter Shu Xiao Xiao.
1934
01:35:24,626 --> 01:35:26,334
Mr. Shu, you are late.
1935
01:35:26,417 --> 01:35:28,959
Your highness,
I come here today is to retrieve...
1936
01:35:29,042 --> 01:35:31,709
the filing of my daughter
Shu Xiao Xiao's custody.
1937
01:35:32,084 --> 01:35:34,209
Moreover,
I also would like to retrieve everything

1938
01:35:34,292 --> 01:35:35,334
that is not favorable to Miss Flora Zhang.
1939
01:35:35,417 --> 01:35:36,959
Those are not my intentions.
1940
01:35:37,417 --> 01:35:38,667
Please take a seat and tell us slowly.
1941
01:35:38,751 --> 01:35:39,667
Please let me finish.
1942
01:35:46,126 --> 01:35:48,084
The clip wasn't altered by me.
1943
01:35:48,542 --> 01:35:50,042
Do you still remember the days when...
1944
01:35:50,126 --> 01:35:51,876
we were happy even though we were poor?
1945
01:35:52,251 --> 01:35:53,584
The mess we made today...
1946
01:35:54,626 --> 01:35:57,417
is my fault. I have failed you.
1947
01:35:57,917 --> 01:35:59,667
I won't fight for
our daughter's custody any more.
1948
01:36:00,834 --> 01:36:02,084
Because she is your everything.
1949
01:36:05,167 --> 01:36:06,376
I cannot do that.
1950
01:36:08,126 --> 01:36:09,334
You are my wife.
1951
01:36:15,376 --> 01:36:16,376
I've finished.
1952
01:36:16,459 --> 01:36:19,792

Mr. Shu, there is something I should tell you.

1953
01:36:19,876 --> 01:36:21,501
Do you want to sue me
for contempt of the court?
1954
01:36:23,167 --> 01:36:26,084
Miss Flora Zhang had already
retrieved her divorce application.
1955
01:36:26,167 --> 01:36:27,501
Do YOU agree?
1956
01:36:27,584 --> 01:36:28,501
Retrieved?
1957
01:36:28,584 --> 01:36:30,126
Your wife doesn't want to divorce you.
1958
01:36:30,209 --> 01:36:31,376
What do you think?
1959
01:36:31,459 --> 01:36:33,209
We didn't show the clip?
1960
01:36:34,792 --> 01:36:36,709
Neither party has submitted further evidence.
1961
01:36:36,792 --> 01:36:38,376
Do you still want to file for divorce?
1962
01:36:38,459 --> 01:36:40,001
Of course not!
1963
01:36:40,084 --> 01:36:40,834
Honey.
1964
01:36:45,501 --> 01:36:47,876
From now on, no more gambling.
1965
01:36:48,626 --> 01:36:50,709
And don't teach anything bad to our kid, okay?
1966
01:36:50,792 --> 01:36:51,626
Okay!

1967
01:36:51,709 --> 01:36:54,834
And you will not become
the first Chinese James Bond.
1968
01:36:55,084 --> 01:36:56,001
You okay with that?
1969
01:36:56,292 --> 01:36:57,001
Of course!
1970
01:36:57,084 --> 01:36:59,584
Who's gonna come and watch
if I play James Bond?
1971
01:36:59,667 --> 01:37:00,334
Honey!
1972
01:37:00,417 --> 01:37:01,376
Hubby!
1973
01:37:05,334 --> 01:37:07,167
We finally quit gambling...
1974
01:37:07,334 --> 01:37:09,501
and gave two presents to our daughter.
1975
01:37:09,751 --> 01:37:11,917
A brother and a sister.
1976
01:37:12,042 --> 01:37:15,292
Now five of us are together everyday.
1977
01:37:15,626 --> 01:37:17,251
So I didn't become James Bond.
1978
01:37:17,376 --> 01:37:19,376
Instead I stayed in Hong Kong
to support local movies.
1979
01:37:19,542 --> 01:37:21,751
I took over Jackie Chan...
1980
01:37:21,959 --> 01:37:24,959
and shot Police Story IX
1981

01:37:25,292 --> 01:37:27,584

As for Flora,
she also quit her supervisor job in Macau.
1982
01:37:27,834 --> 01:37:29,501
Now she has paired up
with the boss of that restaurant...
1983
01:37:29,626 --> 01:37:31,667
to open a new 24-hour local restaurant.
1984
01:37:31,876 --> 01:37:33,876
They also opened several
chain shops in a very short time.
1985
01:37:37,292 --> 01:37:38,751
We are living happily together.
1986
01:37:39,834 --> 01:37:42,751
If God really has to assign
our family an expiration date,
1987
01:37:43,751 --> 01:37:45,042
I hope it would be ten thousand years.