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The Gate Escape 5 Person
The Gate Escape 5 Person
The Gate Escape 5 Person
Mark Wheeller
The Gate Escape was first performed in a co-production by the Haymarket
Theatre and Solent Peoples Theatre, in Spring and Autumn Terms 2003.
The play is about truancy, which addresses a social issue relevant to a
contemporary audience. Wheellers intentions were to inform and educate his
audience, thus making this a Theatre in Education piece. From this my group
and I decided that our target audience should be Year 8 boys at our School, as
the characters themselves are in Year 10, we thought a slightly younger
audience would look up to the characters and would be able to learn from their
mistakes. Therefore, when developing my skill as actor it was important for me
to present a convincing portrayal of [character name] that Year 8 pupils would
relate to.
Cast List
Chalkie White
Ali
Beet
Corey Hudson
(Bertie
Truants 1- 4
Coreys Teacher
Voice
Year 11 Student
Mike
Chalkies Teachers
Mrs Picklewitch
Peter Performer
Deathwish OConnor
Big Beanie
Little Beanie
Terry Gale
Police
TV Film Crew
A
A
A
A
A
boy in Year 10
boy in Year 10
boy in Year 10
new boy in Year 10
boy in Year 10
M1
M3
M2
M4
M5)
M2, M3, M4, M5
M5
Off stage recorded
Coreys Dad
Chalkies English Teacher
Star of School Plays
Year 10 school bully
Deathwishs sidekick
Deathwishs sidekick
Superstar guitarist, Year 10
M2,
M5
M3
M2
M2, M3, M4
M3
M2
M2
M3
M4
M2
M2
M3, M4
Ali:
Youd be funny.
Chalkie:
Id love it.
Beet:
Ali:
Itd be a laugh.
Chalkie:
Beet:
Chalkie:
Thanks a lot.
Ali:
Beet:
They wouldnt have a big prize like that, itd be more like
Berty:
Chalkie:
Chalkie:
Beet:
What video?
Chalkie:
Beet:
Chalkie:
Chalkie:
Mined be a laugh.
Chalkie hands a hand held camcorder to Ali who films him as he
talksthe film is projected on to a screen live.
Ali, Berty,
Beet:
Chalkie:
Beet:
Berty:
Chalkie:
I can learn.
Ali:
Beet:
Its minging!
Ali:
Chalkie:
Beet:
Since when?
Chalkie:
Summer holidays.
Ali:
Chalkie:
Ali, Beet,
Berty:
Seventies or what?
Beet:
Chalkie:
When I was five I had my palm read..and this old woman said that
by the time I was 24 Id be famous
Ali:
Seriously Chalkie?
Chalkie:
Beet:
Chalkie:
Beet:
Chalkie:
Thats different!
Ali:
Chalkie:
Beet:
Thatll be a first!
Chalkie:
Ali:
Go Chalkie!
Berty:
Yeah, right!
Chalkie:
Beet:
Chalkie it sucks!
Chalkie:
(Introducing Beet. The camera focuses on Beet) Then Ill have a bit
where Ill introduce my mates First Beet.
Beet:
Chalkie:
Beet:
Thats better!
Chalkie:
Most people who meet Beet think his name is spelt b.e.a.t but
no b.e.e.t. Adam, that was his real name, was the only boy we
know, who liked beetroot he had loads at his sixth birthday part
(Beet actsout what Chalkie describesthe others react) and then
spewed a vibrant purple vomit all over his cake when he was
blowing the candles out!
Beet:
Wicked, eh?
Chalkie:
From them on, Adam was known as Beetroot but it got shortened
to Beet. (He takes the camera from Ali and turns it on him.)
Ali Top lad of our school, of out neighbourhood of the world!
Ali:
Shut up Chalkie!
Chalkie:
He got into drugs and stuff and I didn't really want to get involved.
This is Berty. His real name is Joe, and his surname is Bassett, so we
call him Berty Bassett. Hes been my mate since we were born. We
have the same birthday.
Berty:
Chalkie:
This is their cotchment. They come here when theyre bunking off
school it's just a bush but theyve put types, crates and stuff, like
seats in it
Beet:
Ali, Beet,
Berty:
Double glazed!
Chalkie:
Berty:
Beet:
Chalkie:
Beet:
Corey:
Ali:
No!
You did!
Ali, Chalkie,
Berty, Beet:What happened then?
Corey:
Ali:
Corey:
Nothing
Must have done.
It didnt!
Beet:
Chalkie:
Corey:
Well it hasnt!
Ali, Chalkie,
Berty, Beet:It was so obviously not the truth!
Chalkie:
Ali, Chalkie,
Berty, Beet:Something dreadful!
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Chalkie:
(Enacts with Ali, Berty and Beet) poisoned his best friendfallen
madly and passionately in love with
Ali, Chalkie,
Berty, Beet:the School Nurse!!
Chalkie:
Covered the Senior teachers in earwax and gently set fire to them
(sighs and suddenly reverts to normal voice delivering the line fairly
quickly for comic effect.)..or was it simply because he had an
unusual name and weird hair. Anyway.. thats it.. I hope you choose
me for Big Brotheryou wont regret it if you do. Trust me! (the
camcorder is switched off at this point.)
Ali:
Chalkie:
Ali:
Beet:
Ali:
Clever.
Beet:
He aint clever,
Ali:
Chalkie:
Beet:
Ali:
Beet:
Corey:
(Refusing politely) 's alright. I got fags. (He takes out a cigarette
[mimed] and lights it up.)
Ali:
Beet:
Chalkie, Ali, Berty and Beet throwing something around and Corey
watching on his own)
Chalkie:
Beet:
Chalkie:
Ali:
Ali, Berty,
Beet:
Chalkie:
Berty, Beet,
Chalkie:
First Maths lesson of the year?
Ali:
Corey:
Shut it!
I wish Id stayed in school!
Beet:
Go back then!
Berty:
Corey:
Berty, Chalkie,
Beet,Ali:
Unless what?
Corey:
Berty, Chalkie,
Beet,Ali:
What?
Corey:
Babyishthis den
Ali:
Chalkie:
and on our way into town. Not what I intended to do at all I was
trying to avoid trouble not create it!
Berty, Corey,
Beet,Ali:
Chalkie come on! Don't you ever stop narrating! (they exit)
Chalkie:
Truants 1, 2:
Chalkie:
Well, not a uniformed gun slinging army exactly, but a lot some in
groups like us
Voice:
Chalkie:
Hello?
Voice:
Chalkie:
Voice:
How do you feel about what the group is doing at the moment?
Ali:
Chalkie:
No.
Ali:
Berty, Beet,
Corey:
And me!
Corey:
Voice:
Hello Corey.
Corey:
How the?
Voice:
Chalkie:
Voice:
Too late.
Chalkie:
Voice:
Beet:
Teachers 1-2:
Teacher 1: People get into all sorts of rouble when they truant.
Teacher 2: All sorts of trouble!
Teacher 1: And, if theres a fire in the building, we dont know youre out of
school
Teacher 2: Someone may go risking their lives searching for you..
Beet:
Was there?
Teachers 1-2:
Teacher 1: Now, just to show you how angry I am,m Im going to ask you to.
ALL:
Teachers 1-2:
Teacher 2: And if you think you are going out at Break and lunchtime
Teachers 1-2:
Beet:
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Voice:
ALL:
Big Bother?
Voice:
Big Bother.
Beet:
Corey:
Voice:
ALL:
What?
Voice:
Chalkie:
Berty:
I would so vote for Corey and Ali. They are well dull.
Ali:
Chalkie, not because of anything hes done.. its just that I dont
want anything to happen to Beet, hes like my best mate.. and this
is his last day. And Corey, cos hes new.
Corey:
Beet and Berty cos theyve been horrible to Chalkie, and he aint
that bad.
Beet:
Chalkie, I really hope its Chalkie, hell be well gutted! (does a one
fingered salute) and Corey cos hes wet!
Voice:
Chalkie:
Ali:
Come on!
Voice:
The two characters nominated to play for the right to avoid the Big
Bother are in alphabetical order: (silence)
Chalkie:
Beet:
Dont know why youre all getting so stressed it cant be that bad!
Ali:
So come on then!
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Chalkie:
Berty:
Voice:
Beet:
Wicked!
Corey:
Voice:
Corey.
Corey:
(sarcastically.) Oh great!
Chalkie:
Its unfair
Voice:
All of you chose to be herefate can only choose from those who
present themselves.
Chalkie:
I didnt
ALL:
Chalkie:
Beet:
Ali:
Berty:
Chalkie:
Voice:
Chalkie:
Voice:
Chalkie:
OK and I hope the Voice notices this Im going first please take
that into consideration when making your decision! Right!
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Chalkie:
Chalkies Dad:
ALL:
Ali:
Chalkie:
Corey:
Bunking
Beet:
Skiving..
Ali:
Chipping off
Berty:
Wagging it
Chalkie:
ALL:
Truanting.
Chalkie:
Ali:
Beet:
Corey:
ALL:
No!
Corey:
ALL:
No!
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Berty:
(Chalking makes Ali look in one direction and runs off in another.)
Plays a trick on it and runs off?
ALL:
Corey:
Chalkie:
Corey:
Whereas me
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ALL:
Corey:
Ali:
Its harder at Junior School cos you only have one teacher so
youre noticed more easily.
Corey:
Chalkie:
Corey:
Chalkie:
Corey:
Something to happen
Chalkie:
Could be anything
Teacher:
Corey:
The bird escaped last night Sir and then, while we were out looking
for it, the neighbours dog messed on my homework sirI didnt
think youd want it all sticky and stinking of dog-pooh.
Teacher:
Corey:
Do what?
Teacher:
Corey:
No Sir.
Teacher:
Corey:
Teacher:
Chalkie:
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Aaaargh!!!
Chalkie:
The crash of year 11 muscle into a fragile year 7s bones echoes
along the corridor.
ALL:
Chalkie:
He soars through the air and falls to the cheap marble effect floor
with a mildly entertaining
ALL:
CRASH!
Chalkie:
Heads poke out of doors to see whats going on as the year 11 turns
to speak to our hero.
Year 11:
Chalkie:
And Corey Hudson is left alone to moisten the cheap marble effect
floor with the wetness of his tears. Then, like a monster emerging
from the dust he risesand the silence is shattered by a desperate
shrieking
Corey:
Chalkie:
Berty:
Anywhere
Chalkie:
Home
Beet:
Town
Ali:
An orchard
Chalkie:
Beet:
Chalkie:
Corey:
(warning.) Chalkie!
Ali:
ALL:
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Ali:
but here!
Chalkie:
Corey:
(Beet swiftly adopts the role of Coreys very elderly Granny. Corey
looks up.)
Gran? What are you going here?
Beet:
Ive brought you some of that lovely fruitcake you like when you
come round to mine!
Corey:
Beet!!!
Beet:
Corey:
Beet:
Chalkie:
ALL:
Chalkie:
Corey:
Teacher:
Corey:
Teacher:
Dave Swottalot, your best friend for the last seven years in to be in
the Boffins classwell done Dave but dont worry Coreyyoull
probably still see him every now and thenPEDramaif he wants
to be seen with a Muppet that is!
Corey:
Chalkie:
Mike:
Hello
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Teacher
Mike:
Teacher:
Mike:
Drugs?
Corey:
Mike:
Corey:
Mike:
Corey:
Yeh.
Mike:
Why?
Corey:
Mike:
Corey:
Mike:
And taking drugs was going to make everything alright was it?
Corey:
Mike:
Corey:
Mike:
Corey:
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Mrs P:
Chalkie:
Mrs P:
Yes.
Chalkie:
Mrs P:
Chalkie:
Yes Miss
Mrs P:
Chalkie:
Peter:
Mrs P:
Chalkie:
Mrs P:
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Deathwish OConnor?
ALL:
Corey:
Deathwish was in the Year below me, and not particularly big..
Chalkie:
Corey:
He said Id
Well I did!
Deathwish: You want to say that now cos hes staring at you!
Big Beanie: Yeahtell me know!
Deathwish: Come on Corey Hudsontell him to stop staring.
Little Beanie:
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Corey:
Chalkie:
Corey:
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ALL:
Terry Gale
Terry:
ALL:
Chalkie:
Chalkie,
Terry:
Ghostly Grasshoppers.
Chalkie:
Terry:
Chalkie:
Terrry:
And?
Chalkie:
My Dadll go berserk
Terry:
Chalkie:
Terry:
Who?
Chalkie:
Ali, look
Ali:
Chalkie:
What?
Ali:
Chalkie:
What happened?
Ali:
Chalkie:
Ali:
London.
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Chalkie:
Blimey!
Ali:
Chalkie:
Ali:
Chalkie:
I dunno
Ali:
Chalkie:
Ali:
Why?
Chalkie:
Ali:
Thats Beet
Chalkie:
Noits
Ali:
Chalkie:
Ali
Ali:
What?
Chalkie:
Ill come. Itll be better than facing Warrener. Ill go up to him with
the homework tomorrow morning and apologisehell be well
impressed!(Exits.)
Ali:
It was drugs for mewell fags at first thats what started me off
bunking couldnt have em in the classroom so I had to get out.
Its started to disown us worried that if they hung round with us
theyd accused of drugs as wellChalkie was differentthere was a
history there but you could see even he was beginning to move
awayI hated being on the outside but I couldnt stop itWe
wanted others to come along with usto make us feel like better.
So when this new guy cameit wastarget!
Ali:
Do you smoke?
Corey:
Yeh.
Ali:
Corey:
Yeh, alright.
Ali:
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Chalkie:
Ali:
Chalkie:
Ali:
Corey:
Come on then!
ALL:
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And before I knew where I was we were all off out of the cotch
and on our way into town.
Ali, Corey,
Beet, Berty:Chalkie come on! Wont you ever stop narrating! (They exit.)
Chalkie:
Voice:
Chalkie:
Voice:
Chalkie:
Voice:
ALL:
Yes
Voice:
ALL:
Were certain
Chalkie:
Come on
Others:
Shut-up Chalkie!
Voice:
RememberFate has decided who should face the Big Bother. There
shall be no arguments.
ALL:
Voice
ALL:
Come!
Corey:
Chalkie:
Others:
Shut up Chalkie!
(Silence.)
Chalkie:
Come on!
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Voice:
(Pause) Chalkie.
Chalkie:
Oh my!!
Others:
What?
Chalkie:
Voice:
Chalkie:
Cant I appeal?
Voice:
No.
Chalkie:
But you could have found just as many reasons to choose Corey.
Voice:
Chalkie:
So why me?
Voice:
Corey has handed himself in big bother before, and will no doubt
again Fate is keen to see you having to deal with this situation
Your future is still in the hands of Fate we have to see how you
react to your first spot of Big Bother.
Chalkie:
Voice:
Chalkie:
Voice:
Chalkie:
Yes anything!
Voice:
Chalkie:
What?
Voice:
Far too late for that ChalkieAli, Corey, Beet, Berty in a moment
you must leave leave Chalkie alone to face
Ali:
Voice:
Chalkie:
Oh no!!! Look!
Others:
Where?
Chalkie:
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Beet:
(Laughing) Its wicked when youre chased by the police you just
feel so giggly and
Ali:
Ali, Corey,
Beet, Berty:That was BAD! That was rude!
Beet:
Ali:
Ali, Corey,
Beet, Berty:Most time.
Chalkie:
Corey:
(Petrified)Old Bill!!!
Truancy sweep
Ali, Corey,
Beet, Berty:Leg it!!!
Chalkie:
Ali, Corey,
Beet, Berty:Chalkie!
Chalkie:
Unable to move.
Ali, Corey,
Beet, Berty:Chalkie!
Chalkie:
Ali, Corey,
Beet, Berty:What are you doing Chalk?
Chalkie:
Ali:
Leave him
Beet:
Berty:
Corey:
Chalkie:
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Were off!
Wait please!!! Wait!!
Ali, Corey,
Beet, Berty:To infinity and beyond!!!
(They exit.)
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