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MEMORI ES OF CATATONK
I N THE 1 930s & 40s
By Dick Anderson
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Ki ri bati Di ary
~ To be continued
CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE
2/6/98
I find myself rationalizing everything! One Kleenex a day, one
roll of toilet paper a week, one lime a week, etc. I opened a
can of pears for lunch, something I was sure a few years ago
Id never do! They taste just as bad as I remember canned
pears tasting. I wish I could get miniature cans of food. Things
usually spoil because I dont want to eat them every meal and
they are not good after the 2nd day. Gretchen says she opens
a can of green beans and has that with a piece of bread for
supper. I made some granola last night and had it for
breakfast this morning. I hate the powdered milk with cream in
it, but it turned out to be a good breakfast with a slice of
baiabai for a treat. The plane didnt come in and its 1:00! I
dont feel quite so weepy this time. Maybe Ill get used to it.
Its 5:00 and Im sitting here eating a peanut butter sandwich
and remembering tea time with Nona at the Ocintia. They
didnt serve dinner there until 7pm, so at about 4 or 5 Nona
and I would make tea and have a cookie. Once Johanus
came and joined us. We were all so comfortable in that airy
packed-full-of-travel-gear room. This peanut butter sandwich
is my dinner and Ill just hope not to get hungry later.
Got up at 5:30. Its Saturday, so I tried to go back to bed, but
gave it up soon. I cant go to bed at 9:30 and sleep any
longer. There was a dedication for the new school today. Big
deal! Sec. of Ed. and other VIPs flew in on a charted plane.
All the kids in school uniforms. White for secondary, yellow
and blue for elementary (primary here), and the kids from
Keebu came over. Their uniforms are red and white. They all
lined up and waited 1 hours for the VIPs to get there. One
little girl fell and broke her arm, as of course they got bored
with standing in line; they were all running around and horsing
around. Some kids even went to the ocean and got wet with
their clothes on. There is a beautiful sandy beach of an acre
or so at the school compound.
The VIPs finally arrived and all the children marched with two
boys playing the drums to form a line at the school where the
VIPs sat in front of the school and gave a speech with a
megaphone. The kids sang the national anthem and a couple
of the other songs before the ribbon was cut and then there
was a big discussion who was going to cut the ribbon minister of education? Some other VIP? The acting clerk? I
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Compiled and submitted by, and in loving memory of
Marilyn T. Searles
On a hill high above Owego a marble shaft stands
alone against a green forest background. Here is
solitude. Moderate winds sweep through the pine
tops. The grass is ankle deep. Wildflowers hem the
monument. Sa-Sa-Na Loft is in a siesta.
The clamor of the village below is faint. The chattering
of the birds spices the tranquility. The eyes sweep the
Susquehanna River where the paddles of the Indians
once flashed in the sunlight. Now the river is a murky
gray.
The picturesque hills stretch into the distance.
Chimney smoke curls upward. Heavy vehicle traffic
dots the bridge crossing the Susquehanna.
Winding by the lonely shaft at the bottom of the hill
are silver ribbons of the Erie Railroad. Rails like these
brought death to Sa-Sa-Naswift death that came
with little admonition. Todays view of the railroad
from the lofty perch is at a minimum due to large
growth embellishing the hillside.
Sa-Sa-Nas remains were removed midway through
May of 1855 from a vault and deposited at the foot of
the monument with the inscription:
BY BIRTH, A DAUGHTER OF THE FOREST
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David sang this song to the LORD when the LORD saved him from
Saul and all his other enemies (Psalm 18:1-6, ERV)
I love you, LORD! You are my strength. 2 The LORD is my Rock, my fortress,
my place of safety. He is my God, the Rock I run to for protection. He is my shield;
by his power I am saved. He is my hiding place high in the hills. 3 I called to the
LORD for help, and he saved me from my enemies! He is worthy of my praise!
4 Death had its ropes wrapped around me. A deadly flood was carrying me away.
5 The ropes of the grave wrapped around me. Death set its trap right there in front
of me. 6 In my trouble I called to the LORD. Yes, I cried out to my God for help.
There in his temple he heard my voice. He heard my cry for help.
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What do you think of that? Is God your strength your rock your
fortress your place of safety? Is He, in fact, your God your
protection your shield are you relying on, trusting in, believing
in, leaning on Him and His power His saving grace? Is God
your hiding place? In your times of trouble, pain, illness, difficulty
in your down times, your bummed out times, your lonely times, your
stressful and anxious times have you called out to Him knowing
He is able knowing He is faithful knowing He cares knowing
He loves you knowing Hes listening to you?
David called to the LORD he cried out to God for help. Do you
know what that means? Listen It means to TURN TO HIM and to
TRUST IN HIM. Sometimes we sort of turn to Him because we
know we should, but we have great difficulty turning it over to Him.
Sometimes we sort of trust Him because thats what weve been taught,
but we really put more trust more faith more reliance in the
doctor, the psychiatrist, the pharmacist, the lawyer, the bank, the stock
market, a friend, etc. Really, who / what are you turning to? Trusting
in? Believing in?
When youre relying on man youll get what man can do/give!
When youre relying on God youll get what God can do/give!
Turn to Him FIRST! Trust in Him ALONE!
~ Rev. G. Terry Steenburg
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Mindclips
By Ann Lowdermilk
In the morning on
May 8th, the
hummingbird feeder
and the Baltimore Oriole feeder
were once again hung out in the
backyardthe oriole feeder with
some elderberry jelly on it, and the
usual sugar water combination for the
hummingbirds. It had become custom
for our usual two or three
hummingbirds who
have graced us with
their presence in
other years to show
up on Mothers Day,
so it was just about
the right time. As for the oriole
feeder, we had never seen a single
one visit the feeder, (even with a half
orange on it) but you never know!
Dave and I sat out on the back porch
having a coffee and looking at the lush
green grass with its mix of dandelions
and violets, and at the clear blue sky
spreading upward beyond the tree
line. We were talking about the tiny
unwrapping leaves on the maple trees
and the new blossoms on the snow
fountain cherry tree when we heard
an unfamiliar sound coming from a
visible bird high up in the poplar tree.
Almost simultaneously we looked at
each other and said the words, Isnt
that a Baltimore Oriole? And just a
breath later, a real, live Baltimore
Oriole flew out of the tree, landing
gently on the oriole feeder and
helping herself to some elderberry
jelly! It was a wow moment,
followed by a fly through by her
stunning mate!
Barely over the excitement of such a
rare visitation to our yard, the first
female hummingbird of the season
promptly showed up at the feeder
stationed just off of the back porch,
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stationed just off of the back porch, followed by a bombarding male.
Oh, the delight to see them back again! We felt as if we were in a Nat
Geo moment, our eyes and ears the recording instruments in a segment
of one of the worlds wonders.
Recounting this joyous experience reminds me of something Joyce
Meyer, speaker and author, said in a recent Enjoying Everyday Life
broadcast. She suggested that in each day we purposely look to fashion
for ourselves a party, not necessarily the kind we associate with that
word, but rather by savoring whatever it is that we find delight in. It can
be a cup of good coffee, a walk with the dog, the scent of fresh laundry,
watching a child play, listening to the rain, singing a little songthe list
is unending and personal, but the point is, that when these moments
happen, they are sited, and noted, and relished.
Nice! Party hat optional!
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Legendarium -A Screenplay
By Mackenzie E. Anders
Episode 5 Part 3:
The Truth Behind The Two Books
(continued)
(The trolls allow the Protectors to get up and King
Luther looks at Ethan.)
King Luther - You think you can destroy me? Then go
ahead!
(Ethan lunges towards him punching and kicking, but
King Luther dodges all of his punches and kicks.)
(Kylie starts to get worried so she does the only thing
she can think of - she whispers.)
Kylie - From the strength of the God and the wisdom
of the Goddess, give Ethan the strength to lift a bad
and the wisdom to solve almost anything! (Ethan
becomes very strong and punches King Luther in the
gut. King Luther goes flying and slams into a wall. He
goes right through the wall. Ethan looks at his hands.)
Ethan - Wow, it must be a new ability.
(Eli looks over at Kylie.)
Eli - Do you think its a new ability?
Kylie Yea, maybe.
(Kylie becomes worried. Ethan turns around towards
his friends who are being held by the trolls; the trolls
become scared and run away in fear. It later shows the
Protectors sitting in the cafeteria at school.)
Ethan - That super strength was so cool.
Evan - What did it feel like?
Ethan - Like adrenaline pumping through my veins.
(Kylie is sitting there daydreaming.)
Eli - Kylie, earth to Kylie.
Kylie - Oh sorry! What were we talking about?
Eli - Ethans new ability.
Max Wait, but I thought that the Protector said that
we would only get a new gift if we did something
good. (Kylie hits Max in the arm.)
Max - Ouch!
Ethan Kylie, whats going on?
Kylie - The super strength isnt a new ability.
Ethan - What are you talking about?
Kylie - I used my magic to cast a spell to make you
have more courage and more strength.
Ethan - Are you serious?
(Ethan stands up and starts to walk away. Kylie stands
up and goes after him.)
Kylie Ethan, stop!
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This is a real photo of a real phenomenon. There are
such things as rainbows in the middle of the night. If it
looks like the sun's coming up in the middle of that
rainbow, it's not -- that's just the long exposure
augmenting background light. But the effect isn't just
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you can see Moonbows with the naked eye, if you're
paying attention to the sky opposite the moon. For
once, the explanation is simple: Moonbows work
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THE BI RDS AND THE BEES
A terrifying new study has found that the exact same
pesticides causing the massive global bee die-off are
now killing birds as well. The global bee die-off has
been happening so fast that scientists are still
scrambling to detect all the impacts. And now, this
new study also finds that neonic pesticides are killing
warblers, swallows, starlings and thrushes nearly as
fast as the bees -- at current rates, 35 percent of the
bird population will disappear in just 10 years in the
areas studied. We need to get these toxic pesticides
off the market. In Europe, theres a moratorium on
bee and bird-killing neonics. Ontario, Canada's biggest
province, is close to becoming the first major territory
in North America to ban them as well. But Bayer -- one
of the biggest producers of these toxic pesticides -has an army of lawyers suing to overturn Europe's ban,
and their million-dollar lobbyists are fighting to kill
Ontarios bee protection bill.
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The National Transportation Safety Board has long called for inward-facing
video cameras on trains which would help provide crucial information about
crashes. And the kind of next-generation speed control systems that Congress
has ordered installed by the end of the year could have prevented countless
accidents over the years.
On Tues, May 12, an Amtrak train tragically derailed in Philadelphia, leaving
eight people dead and many injured. The very next day, Congress voted to cut
more than $260 million from Amtraks budget. This is a devastating cut to an
agency that is already radically underfunded. The Republican-led House
Appropriations Committee voted 30-21 to reduce grants to Amtrak by $252
million -- a drop of about 15% from last year's level. The measure still needs to
clear the full House and Senate before it would go into effect in October.
Democrats on the panel fought unsuccessfully to boost Amtrak funding by $1
billion, to $2.4 billion. But Republicans argued that such a spending increase
would need to be offset by cuts elsewhere in the budget. Regrettably, offsets
never seem to include the loopholes and tax breaks enjoyed by millionaires and
billionaires and the wealthy and powerful corporate interests.
As our infrastructure crumbles and the safety of the traveling public diminishes,
partisan politics hampers progressive investments in roads, bridges and railway
travel. Such investments would do wonders for job growth and middle class
prosperity, while adding immensely to the safety and convenience of travel.
Conservatives who want to cut funding and privatize the rail service are simply
pandering to the special interests at the expense of the average consumer.
Enough is enough. Safe trains don't pay for themselves.
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Poetic License
"yes! yes"
let your light shine
Why?
I need you to SHINE....
Why?
Ive seen it before...hold that door!
"Yes! Yes"
It helps me find, my path....
To the Divine
"Yes! Yes"
Let your light shine.
Why?
Others switch off.
No need for a holy cloth.
I need your light to shine.
Why?
It helps me find mine.
I thank you for keeping the glow.
I can feel the love flow.
"Yes! Yes!
Keep shining!
No denying. It will keep me flying.
Keep that light on.
So, I can sing my life song
"Yes! Yes!
spring
By Lena Sherwood
Sweetly smell the flowers
Fresh with morning dew.
Grass is getting greener
Leaves are budding too.
Joyful birds are singing
High up in the trees.
Spring has come upon us
Everything is a breeze.
Brightly colored kites
Appear high in the sky.
Childrens happy faces
Shining with delight.
Newness all around us
Fresh starts everyone.
Spring has come upon us
We are ready for some fun.
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1. I Feel Pretty
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A. Calamity Jane
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A LAUGHING MATTER
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2. Secret Love
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4. Send In the Clowns
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