The classic UPTV show "Lothrop What What" about life in Lothrop Hall will return for another season. The show was beloved for its drama, culture, humor and portrayal of Lothrop Hall. UPTV plans to revive the show with renewed magic. Key elements like the catchy theme song and "L-shaped" hand sign symbolizing Lothrop solidarity will remain. Viewers will also be able to interact more through the UPTV website to influence future plotlines. Students and alumni are excited for the return of the iconic show celebrating the underrated Lothrop dorm.
The classic UPTV show "Lothrop What What" about life in Lothrop Hall will return for another season. The show was beloved for its drama, culture, humor and portrayal of Lothrop Hall. UPTV plans to revive the show with renewed magic. Key elements like the catchy theme song and "L-shaped" hand sign symbolizing Lothrop solidarity will remain. Viewers will also be able to interact more through the UPTV website to influence future plotlines. Students and alumni are excited for the return of the iconic show celebrating the underrated Lothrop dorm.
The classic UPTV show "Lothrop What What" about life in Lothrop Hall will return for another season. The show was beloved for its drama, culture, humor and portrayal of Lothrop Hall. UPTV plans to revive the show with renewed magic. Key elements like the catchy theme song and "L-shaped" hand sign symbolizing Lothrop solidarity will remain. Viewers will also be able to interact more through the UPTV website to influence future plotlines. Students and alumni are excited for the return of the iconic show celebrating the underrated Lothrop dorm.
The classic UPTV show "Lothrop What What" about life in Lothrop Hall will return for another season. The show was beloved for its drama, culture, humor and portrayal of Lothrop Hall. UPTV plans to revive the show with renewed magic. Key elements like the catchy theme song and "L-shaped" hand sign symbolizing Lothrop solidarity will remain. Viewers will also be able to interact more through the UPTV website to influence future plotlines. Students and alumni are excited for the return of the iconic show celebrating the underrated Lothrop dorm.
Geology dept. offers up class on elevator repair By: Julie Rozen Students will no longer be forced to take field trips to elevators around The Political Science depart- Staff Writer wait until the university makes campus, including the Cathedral of ment would like to offer a class time for the repairs. Learning and various dorms. The that would also cover escalator The Department of Geology and Confused freshman Al Feldspar final exam is expected to be a com- repair. Due to the additional com- Planetary Science has announced know the importance of this class. plete repair of the SRCC elevator ponents of the class, an escalator that it will be offering a class in “I don’t know how to get to my within a 24 hour period. repair class would not be available elevator repair this fall semester. recitation anymore. I used to take “I’m excited to be the hero of until 2012 or later. GEOL 0050 will teach students the elevator because I really don’t the department,” junior geology Overall student response for how to repair the elevator in SRCC understand how the stairs work. I major Peri Dotite said of taking these classes has been positive. and solve common problems such mean I have to go down to get to the class. “Plus, I am excited to “I think this will allow us to get as skipping floors or not landing the first floor? Who knew?” he have the option of not taking the stuff done on campus,” says stu- evenly with the floor. said. stairs if I am feeling lazy.” dent Ann Monite. “We can’t al- “I’m in SRCC all the time for “I accidentally walked into an Other departments have consid- ways wait for the university to class and to work on my labs,” says upper level geology course the ered offering similar classes. The notice that something is broken sophomore and geology major other day,” said senior Phil Lite, English department is considering while we are being inconvenienced. Nepheline Syenite. “I always “I didn’t even know they made offering a similar class that would We would be waiting forever.” wished that I could just fix it my- those!” focus on the elevators in the Cathe- Students who could not get into self, and now I will be able to do The class has no prerequisites dral of Learning if this class is a the new class can find support in so.” and will start with the basic con- success. the “Some day I WILL get stuck The announcement has excited cepts of how an elevator works. “The cathedral elevators shake!” in the SRCC elevator” Facebook majors and non-majors alike. The Throughout the course, students English grad student Jack group or at the university’s coun- class is designed to inspire those will gain real life experience by Dawkins said. “I fear for my life seling center. who frequent SRCC and under- fixing the elevator every time it every time I use it, but the stairs stand the value of the elevator to breaks. On rare weeks when the are still a worse option.” take the initiative by fixing it. elevator is working, students will
Classic UPTV show to return
By: Rachel Harris awesome jams, as well as, of Staff Writer course, the iconic Lothrop Hall itself. Superb acting mixed with It ain’t Litchfield Towers, and it thoughtful, witty writing created certainly ain’t Schenley Quad. It’s the ideal mix of entertainment and not Sutherland either. thought-provoking philosophy. That’s right, you guessed it. “It’s hard to improve on perfec- Lothrop What What, the Univer- tion, but we’re going to try,” Sny- sity of Pittsburgh’s most under- der said. rated TV show about its most un- The theme song, he said, had to derrated residence hall, will be stay. returning next year for another “It’s so catchy and bad-ass, per- season of shenanigans. University fect for the show,” said sophomore of Pittsburgh Television, or UPTV, Elise Tung, a current Lothrop resi- recently announced plans to re- dent. “Lothrop for life!” vamp the show and put it on the Another vital aspect of the show air once more. that the members of UPTV in- “Lothrop What What was a tele- sisted on keeping was the “L”- vision classic that inspired dozens shaped hand signs that signaled an of people, who lived in Lothrop at alliance between Lothrop residents. the time, to think they were really Students who live in Lothrop fre- cool,” said Drew Snyder, UPTV quently show each other this sign President. “We just wanted to as a salute and as a demonstration bring back some of the magic.” of solidarity. Evelyn Yarzebinski/Photographer Each episode of the original “It also stands for love, which Remember how we had a picture of living pigeons last week? Well, now we show was jam-packed with drama, we all have for our underrated have a picture of dead pigeon. Hey, remember how the basketball team was intrigue, high culture, hilarity, and dorm,” said Martin Farris, Pitt doing last week? ...sorry, too soon? Lothrop, The other side (durr) 2 The Pittiful News—http://www.pittifulnews.webs.com/— PittifulNews@gmail.com
“Lothrop What What” FAG-F.A.Q.: Gay Advice from a Gay Guy
makes return to TV Catholic’s sex ideals don’t match with the Pope’s Lothrop, Page 1 By: Sia Layda (yeah, I’m a freshman), I’ve this argument one of my dear at http://www.pitt.edu/~sorc/uptv/ for Columnist found it more and more difficult to Christian friends once taught the next plot twist that will form the abide by the word of God, particu- me: In the Bible, it says that subsequent episode. Hello, dearest readers! I’m larly in one area: I’ve started to God created you just the way “It will give the show a new, interac- sorry I’ve been gone so long, but realize that I think I might possi- you are. If he hated homosexu- tive feel. We want our audience to be when you get involved with Boy bly be somewhat attracted to other ality so much, why would he more directly involved,” said Business George, you just can’t help stay- men. How do I deal with it? have made you one? Or this Manager Lewis Lehe. ing. -Confused Catholic argument, which I heard from a “This is really going to be the stu- No, I mean it. He will chain slightly more sarcastic friend: In dents’ show,” said Snyder. “Whatever you up. Well, CC, the Bible, it says that God cre- they say goes. If they want to see home- Anyway, I’ve got a reader- I’m sorry to break this to you, ated man in his image. He must less bums playing Red Rover in the submitted question for all y’all but you’ll probably be screwed have been bisexual! hallways of Lothrop, then that’s ex- bitches! up for life. It’s tough to realize Hope this helps! actly what they’re going to see.” that what you are completely Love&kisses, The new and improved Lothrop What Dear Knowledgeable Queen, contradicts the dogma you’ve Sia What will air continuously on Channel I grew up in a very Catholic envi- been taught for your entire life. 21, available in all residence halls. A ronment – Catholic parents, But look at it this way: your Well, that was slightly longer date for the premiere has not been set. grandparents, etc., I went to sexuality is something that can’t than I had intended it to be. I Catholic school for all of my edu- be helped. You didn’t choose it, meant to leave it after just the cation, and I try to live my life and you certainly wouldn’t bring first line. I guess I’m getting Pittiful News according to the Bible. However, this intense emotional pain onto since coming to Pitt this past fall yourself on purpose. Consider soft in my old age. Oh well. See you all next week! Meeting Times Wednesdays 8-9, Letter to the Editor Bouquet Gardens D Call 412-735-1040 for access To the editor: In the 9th issue of volume 1, the report on pigeon extinction was incomplete. I found the article for “pgieons” and was immediately confused, so much that I almost stabbed Rachel Harris [who was distribut- Distribution Times ing the paper at the time] for such an injustice (just ask her). Fridays, 2-3 and 5-6 This confusion kept me up all night and forced me to contract Tourette’s syndrome. I demand that Towers Lobby this injustice be cleared up! -A really confused Freshman now with Tourettes Saturdays, 9pm-2am Nordy’s Place, WPU Letters from the Editor Or download this and First off, I would like to say any comics over the coming ble wrong. previous issues @ that this paper does have mis- issues. You see, Ms. Mooharris That said, I would like to urge www.pittifulnews.webs.com takes. And I wasn’t too con- was planning on attending an on that everyone take an active role cerned about them. But, I care -campus event this Friday, in government. With a “No- for my distributors and writers, known as the “Hodgepodge Band-Cancellation Bill” on the and so, when their lives are put Hangout”, located in the base- floor of the Senate even as we Pittiful Police Blotter at stake (as mentioned in the ment of the William Pitt Union. speak, we should all be writing above letter), I feel the need to It involves Feel Good grilled letters to our Congressmen, so Wednesday, April 1 actually give a crap. So, I hope cheese, Oakland Teahouse tea, that they are aware of the hor- 7:34 a.m.—The police responded to that all readers know that the Free the Planet...planet. You rors that are in the real world. phone calls detailing rapes, murders, last issue will be the last in know, fun stuff. However, sev- Pages 3 and 4 of this issue have jaywalks, thefts, porches, loitering, and which there are any spelling and eral bands were forced to cancel, been completely omitted, to suspicious activity across campus. grammar erors. and, as a result, Ms. Mooharris remind us of the long, empty Every response was greeted with the Secondly, it is with sad regret has stated that she is going on a space left by Moorachel’s de- caller saying “April Fool’s!” These inci- that I inform you that our resi- strike. No more of her comics parted comic. dents repeated throughout the day. dent comic artist, Moorachel will be seen in print, unless the 4:56 p.m.—The police were not amused. Mooharris, will not be presenting world decides to right this horri- Jake Swanson (Editor-in-Chief)
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